 Ahoy hoy and welcome to r slash dank memes from site 19 where I do reviews I suppose of all of the dankest memes from site 19. Let's get started. Humanity during an XK class into the world scenario. Humanity clone. SCP-2000. That's true, but I kind of figured it'd be more like that one painting from that lady in Spain that tried to fix the picture of Jesus off. Anyway, YouTube at 3AM be like, is this egg a picket? That was a 40 minute or so long video about is this egg a picket. I think it's a harsh critique, right? Yeah, it's a harsh critique, I think. Either way, I'm proud of that title. I don't care. Keep politics out of the wiki. SCP-50004. I'm just going to assume that that is megalomania. I could be wrong, but I'm going to bet there's a lot of why means that to set the two SCP-5000 stuff. 682. Humanity and SCP-5000. O5 Council. I mean, I guess. I don't quite get it, to be honest with you. Like I don't get the fascination with it. I read it and was like, who cares? Maybe that's just my personality, maybe that's my problem. Maybe the problem is me and not the article, because as I read it and I'm like, who cares? And everybody else reads it and goes, why? What could it possibly be? And I'm like, the fuck cares? Everyone's dying. That's all that matters, right? There is no message composed via Consensus of the O5 Council. Go fuck yourself. Yeah, I think the most unbelievable thing about that entire article is that there was some sort of Consensus of the O5 Council. Do you see your serpent's hand? Who cares? I like how this person is gamers against weed, but no. It's Marshall Carter and dark, obviously. SCP community. Downvote. Bad article. Minus one, minus one, minus one. I really, and this is a good point, a good example of one. Anything gets down to negative 30? Okay, so thankfully the site in recent years, I don't know when exactly, but it's not super long ago. But recently-ish, they changed it so that if anything goes below, I believe minus 15, I think it's got to go to minus, it's got to go to minus 16. Once it gets to minus 16, it drops off of pretty much every display you can possibly find. So the only way for something to get worse than that is for people to be linking it, and yeah, that's a whole problem in and of itself. Once something is already failing, I definitely don't bother going in and going, well, I better put my downvote on it, and I fucking hate it when people link that shit in chat. They're like, look at this, everybody wants to point and laugh at the new kid. Stop it. Just stop it. They're already, it's already failing, and just let them get the, if you want to give them some feedback and useful feedback and not dog pile and go, I agree with so-and-so when they said that you're a piece of shit. You want to give them good feedback? Do that. Otherwise, just leave it alone and move on to something good. Why would you want, and that's another thing. I never got that. Look, I get that in chat every once in a while. Who wants to see this cursed image? No. You sold that terribly. If I'm seeing an article that's minus 30, I'm not going to bother with it. Anyway, alright, this is another, yep, it does this, I'm not going to read this every time this comes up. There were so many, I selected a few. There were so many SCP-5000 memes, like, and a lot of them were the same thing. It was just this message, and then some sort of little like small thing on it, like, I don't know. You were the chosen one. You were supposed to protect humanity, not destroy them. Foundation decided to destroy humanity in the most roundabout way possible. I found him, the person who asked. He asked. The Foundation. Anomalies must be contained and hidden from the public eye to ensure the protection of humanity. The sermon's hand. Anomalies, anomalous individuals have the right to live free and fulfilling lives and should not be contained or destroyed unless they are a threat to others. Marshall Carter in dark. Hello. I like money. I don't want SpongeBob, so I'm going to assume this is the character everybody calls Mr. Krabs? I don't know. He looks sort of like a crab. Either way, I can't do his voice because I've never heard it. Reading SCV 5000 and trying to figure out why the Foundation went sicko mode. Who cares? I'm so amazed at people's reaction to this. Why would you read that article and be like, why? Why did it do it? The obvious answer is, who the fuck cares? It doesn't. I don't know. I think maybe I'm just built differently than other people. I am the problem. I don't mind this. And I've actually thought about like doing a video or based on this, this is a video idea where I do it in character as Dr. Sumerian during the 5000 thing. Rare photo of Dr. Sumerian after being infected by the O5's memetic hazard. You're wrong about human life. Disgusting. Dank memes from Site-19 discussing Dr. Bright's sex life. Dank memes from Site-19 discussing Andrew Duxen. No one ever gets his name spelled correctly anymore. I think it's D- off the top of my head I can't remember but I don't think it's like it's spelled like a duck. I think it's D-U-K-S. I am? It's not duck skin. It's Duxen, right? Anyway, being given cuter duty, everyone's united and then someone says he's going to determine it after a month even if he survived. S.E.V. fans when they read a monster wants to kill you into the 500 time. Oh my god, that's insane. I didn't expect that. Apocalypse. XK class into the world scenario. Oh yeah, I saw this one and I only wanted to include it for the simple fact that this is a terrible way to do it. I'm assuming that means by getting a main site page or maybe they mean registering for the wiki, green light one, green light two, ideas forum thread, draft forum thread, getting draft, crit, me, the 15, I guess this is just giving up. But you don't really have to do any of that. You can just create an article, post it to the wiki, watch it fail, learn why it failed and then move on. The easiest way to understand how to get an article to survive on the wiki is just read modern articles. That's it. Read modern articles. Everyone's like, oh, I read SCP-049. I read SCP-682. I read SCP- even 093, which is pretty complex and similar ish. It's still completely a prototype for what we do now. Just read modern articles. That's the problem, though. I think a lot of people read the SCP wiki and don't really have the attention span for some of the longer modern articles. Not every modern article is super long, by the way, but a lot of them are. And people just read them and get kind of fatigued at it. It's no longer flash fiction, as it used to be. It's more short stories, which is fine, but it's not what everyone comes here for. Problem is, you can still do flash fiction on the wiki, but you got to be very eager. It's a fine, it's a very fine tuned sort of thing. Anyway, you guys didn't tune in for writing advice. I never ask a woman or age, never ask a man his salary, which is the never asking anyone their salary is just a convenient or making it so that it's taboo socially to ask people how much money they make is a way for employers to control their employees. Because if you know what somebody doing the exact same job as you is making, then you know you're getting unfairly paid. So you make it taboo. You know, you're not supposed to ask what people make. That's rude. Anyway, yeah, see people on. The SCP foundation, what happened to site 13? Who knows? Something, I believe in site 13, that's the one where Sumerian gets his head blown off in the in the in the square of site 13. When you see the number five in an article and you're like, is this the fifthest? Is this the fifthest doing a sneaky, which I believe was the title of the actual post everyone when day breaks is the real SCP 01 me an intellectual there like there is a real SCP 01. They're all true. None of them are true. Some of them are true together. Some of them are exclusively who the fuck cares? It's a multiverse. Live with it. Did you neutralize SCP 3999 research or Talor? Yes. What did it cost? Everything. You know, this is the thing about I only included this so I could include this so I could say once again, I still haven't read SCP 3999. In fact, I don't think I've read any of the SCP 3000 contest entries. Yeah, not one of them. That was a long time ago. I probably should get around to that. That means from site 19. SCP 1609 and the corresponding GOC documents prove that the foundation is biased against the GOC. That's a lot of information about the GOC and other foundation reports can't be trusted. Justice for the chair. Even though there is no proof, the chair or the boats are or were sentient. They just reacted to outside stimuli, which doesn't prove sentience. Bringing up 1609 and 1522, literally every time anyone tries to argue. And who's arguing in favor of the GOC is also dumb because I guess this person is. In the latter case, the GOC only intervened because of the foundation. Failed to properly keep information about the ships from spreading. But apparently people don't want to be bothered with reading the corresponding GOC article. So here's the thing. All of that is true. Every single bit of it is true. And that doesn't mean the GOC are the good guys. It doesn't mean that there's somebody who should be rooted for. Just because the foundation thinks that someone is bad doesn't mean that every time thing the foundation says about that person is untrue. It may be tinted slightly, but it doesn't mean it's untrue anyway. Welcome to the Writer's Stereotypes Gang Kid. We've got non sequitur Steve, the kamikaze Mike, and special snowflake Johnson. What did special snowflake Johnson do? He went into a rage state. Every one of these are real comments. Everyone I know says I'm a great writer. Why are you guys being so mean? This is good stuff. It's just a little different. Screw you all. I'm going back to Insert Amateur Art Writing Gallery here where they aren't assholes. My high school teacher says I write it at college level. I can do without your help. I have seen all of that in the past. That's for goddamn sure. This one, I've mentioned this in one of my past videos and I'm glad it's come up again. Okay everyone, we need to exterminate the human race. Any ideas? Release 682, clone 173. Just send someone in to 2935 and have them turn around. That is one of the main problems I had with that article with SCP-5000 or why. Even though I don't give a fuck why, which is already a problem, I guess. But yeah, there are so many simpler ways to kill all of humanity. Just fucking kill humanity, not. But the whole of SCP-5000 is just the foundation trying to be as indirect of an asshole as they can possibly be. Let's kill all of humanity, but let's not do it efficiently. We want to make it inefficient. We want to give them a fighting chance. The SCP Foundation is capable of destroying the world today. This very minute, they could make a choice with regards to one of the items they have in containment and just, that's it, it's over. We're dead. There's nothing you can do about it. But instead of doing that, they release 682 and show some pictures of 096 to everybody, which as we've talked before, and even in the article, doesn't kill everybody, it just kills a few people. Or you could send them into, oh death, which is the, which will instantly kill everything in the entire universe, including humanity. Get her done, that's all I'm saying. And even if you have some sort of logical reason for that, maybe they don't want to kill things that aren't on earth. Maybe, you know, so 2935 won't work. There's fucking a ton of other options. But no, we're gonna clone months, I don't fucking, I don't fucking know. Oh, that's the last meme, okay. So, first things first. Check in, let's see, check in the carousel underneath the video. I have honesty got it. You know, this poster is the one I had up on the last video. I have merchandise coming in, I have a t-shirt, but it hasn't come in yet. And I have a poster coming in, but it hasn't come in yet. When they are here, they're going up on the wall and I'm gonna be wearing it for at least one video, I don't know. I got one that may be too big for me, which I overestimated rather than underestimated. 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