 Well, it's been a rough couple of weeks So I thought that I would share a couple of videos with you that would unquestionably boost your spirits because that's the effect That these videos had on me So by now I feel like most of my audience is probably familiar with Walter Masterson because I've talked about him quite a bit I've even interviewed him on the show. I'll link to that down below if you want to watch that But this is a viral tiktok star who blew up by simply trolling right wingers at right wing rallies But he really outdid himself this time him and his associate. So they decided to Respond to all of the news about abortion I mean, it's been on all of our minds and they decided to troll a very prominent anti-abortion Activists and this activist in question is none other than Justice Clarence Thomas now they did this at his house and they literally convinced security to let them do this I can't even say anything else else about this to preface this video other than enjoy Hey We're the crossing rivers a church of we came out here just to do like a little silent prayers They were the place that we can put up that's not gonna be anyone's way. Oh, yeah, of course We understand that it's just gonna be I mean we could say in the car if need be Well, I mean you're right to privacy. I mean we respect his right to privacy. Yeah, thank you for your service Yes, thank you for your service by the way. Yeah, I mean Like I have a tab ready to go Thank you. Thank you. We're just here to say a little prayer for the justice. Yeah with the cross river church Yeah, oh, thank you. Thank you. He didn't mind. Yeah. Yeah, ma'am. Lord Jesus protect this man and his decision and his right to privacy and Mainly his right to privacy never be infringed So say at the Lord Amen Yeah, repeal this rope this row versus wait and it's evils And maybe even that loving versus Virginia so you can finally get that divorce We all know you're scared of your misses and this is your master plan Hallelujah I would never got that it took my black ass I Seen the video like four times now every time it is fucking hilarious and I've got to say The person speaking in tongues in the background just chef's kiss that was the cherry on top so The line that was the best throughout all of this is when master sins associate said Repel this rovey wait and it's evils and maybe even that loving versus Virginia So you can finally get that to force We all know you're scared of your misses and this is your master plan and I feel like that's so accurate He's absolutely scared of his wife because somehow He managed to find someone in the country who's crazier than him and then he decided to marry that person And there's no doubt jenny thomas is insane And if he would like people say this is crazy. I believe he's crazy enough to do this I think that he would vote to overturn loving v virginia but um just Bravo to walter masterson and his crew year They gave us a little bit of a sneak preview at the end that they would be uh protesting at amy koney barrett's house I can't even imagine what they're gonna cook up, but I've got one more treat for you So they attended an anti-abortion rally or a forced birther rally if you will and What they were saying it was evident that these folks were oblivious to it It was going right over their heads, but I mean just once again Hysterical and the grand finale here was just perfect. Oh my god. Yes I want to get a picture Oh my god. These are like I love them. They're the best fascists you'll ever see I don't like the best When does life life begins an ejaculation? No life begins an erection life begins an erection Life begins an erection. So when do we go right here? Tell them when life begins. When do we get right? Life begins when you first find a letter from your true love in the sixth grade And you think maybe maybe she is the one and you may never actually touch this woman But a life has begun in your heart and we have to protect that life Life um life Life. Oh when yes, this man right here He has straight white christian men are the most oppressed people in america. Oh my god Did you see a straight white man? Please give them a hug. Please just give them a nice hearty. So when do we get right? What when do we wait? Yes, that is a great question. When just straight white men get right? When do we do it? When does it end? Oh my god Oh, uh, but um Did you see what antifa just did? The foot on the face followed by the Did you see what antifa did? How can you top that? How do you top that? I feel like there's there's no way you can top that Also life begins an erection Okay, if you think that you know aborting a fetus is murder because it's a potential life then isn't Ejaculation murder as well isn't that genocide because every time you splude your load into a Kleenex and you you know throw that away That's millions of potential lives. So maybe we should say life begins at ejaculation or erection Either way though, uh, the subtle dig at them for being nerd virgins or incels you could tell They weren't picking up what he was putting down. Uh, so I transcribed this because it was so great Life begins when you first find a letter from your true love in sixth grade and you think maybe Maybe she's the one and you may never actually touch this woman But a life has begun in your heart beautifully beautifully put now I've got to point out that guy who said, uh, I'm not religious like he looked at the camera and said I am not religious like he was getting offended that walter masterson was saying that he's religious Bullshit now I grew up evangelical and they instructed us to tell people that we were not religious Because that means something that is different than being a christian A lot of people think that there is no distinction But to christians there is a distinction somebody who's religious periodically shows up to church Perhaps, you know on christmas and easter sunday. It doesn't really read the bible, but a christian There's someone who's devout there are true followers. So to say that you're religious in their minds is uh is wrong It's technically untrue You're a christian really and I mean come on If you're not religious and you're siding with these forced burthers I just I don't believe it press x to doubt So look, let me just say let me make my pitch for walter masterson one more time If you are not subscribed to him on youtube you are missing out You're gonna see his tiktok videos if you have a tiktok account But his youtube channel he just started this I think like last year and he posts more long form content on there and everything is hilarious It's a gem so absolutely do yourself a favor subscribe tell him that the humanist report has sent you And uh while you're at it be sure to check out the interview that I did with him He kind of like talked about His uh his methods the behind the scenes it was really great I mean walter masterson is an incredibly nice guy his associate too after that interview We talked him and uh and his associate and I for like an extra hour hour and a half like just hilarious nice person uh Making us all feel better about the dystopian hellscape that we're living in by just Making fools of the people who are putting us through all of this I love it. I can't get enough of it and I hope that you enjoy these videos As much as I did