 I played Eagle's team team for about 15 straight games yesterday. They actually beat the hell out of me. So I said let's give Vic a fair trial and put him on the real team. See how he does. Enough of calling them the stones, Mike. Okay. There he is. Show us the word. Okay. Okay. Okay. Mixing. Mixing. Let's go Chad. My boy is catching the football right now. He's a cover six. There's just no way we're making those throws. It's just not possible. Good work. Play, dude. Nice, nice play, dude. Pick. Come on. Game. Like, does he want to play right now? This is just... Man, pitch, pitch, pitch. Oh, yeah. Let's go, man. Bro, I gotta be the only one that can't win by those guys. Maybe I gotta go, like, backwards. I mean, did you just have a fat f... Oh, I didn't see that guy. That's my fault, man. Oh, do you have, like, a 30-yard cloud on a detackle? Oh, God. Just wasted so many plays trying to run around a tackle, dude. Or a D-end. I'm wasting so many plays, dude. I don't look... I don't look at the post when I don't have Rautek, dude. You get sacked that way. I swear to God. I swear you get sacked. It's 50-50 without Rautek. It is 50-50. I had... Like, I hate y'all. He's literally had a deep blue every play or he's running back there lurking. You're missed the post. That's just not a pre-snap read. It's really not. It's really not. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Guess what? I'm Chad. I pass. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. He ate that. Come on, no way. Thank you. Oh, my God, dude. Almost was a pick. I don't know how that was almost... Like, he had him beat by 10. Vic is bad. I'm telling you, Vic is bad. Vic is legit bad. Like, that was low-key a pick. Yeah, I run the ball to him. I run the ball to him. Please just throw an interception, dude. Please, man. No way. This is real right now, dude. This is... Like, this is like the passes he's attempting. The passes he's actually attempting is just incredible. And they're incredible passes. Oh, my God. I swear to God. This is like... Oh, my God, man. Thank you. Holy s***. Oh, my God, man. Like, he just doesn't get... There's no negative to his offense. He cannot get a negative play. If you guys watch him play, there is not a... Like, thank you. Thank you. And somehow he had a wide-open touchdown. I hate how easy this game is. It's just like... It's brutal, bro. Yeah, give him 25 yards right here. Give him 25 yards on a hitch. Just losing my mind playing Madden, dude. Like, my actual mind. Let's get it. Bro, I hate... It's nothing worse than throwing a stupid s*** pick. Dude, when I throw a pick and then I look at the chat and they say, yo, you could have do this. That's literally like me getting a hooker pregnant. And then y'all saying, oh, you could have pulled out. That's what it's like. Do you understand that? It really is. I know, dude. I know. Oh, my God, dude. The only person I covered. This guy is under absolute siege. He is under absolute siege. I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've seen how many times I pass, bro. Please. Please get out of my football game, dude. Please just go do something else. Thank you. Nice. Let's just chase this a** around again, please. Let's buckle up our running shoes. How about that? Let's buckle up our running shoes to chase this guy around the field. Like, the worst part about it is like, my defense is good against the skateboarders. Like, that linebacker contain is super good against escape. The problem is, as I put my curls on, 50 here, if he audibles down, I swear to God, I'm going to lose my soul. But it's like, there's just, you cannot make a negative play. There's just not a negative play to be had. Like, you don't get enough sacks. You don't get enough potential groundings. Like that, bro, you really don't. I need to learn how to stop this run no better. I don't know why you want to run again. Like, that's a nice throw. That's nice. No, he's nice. Now what are you going to do? That's actually a good play. Man, he would have took off right away. He might have sort of touched him like no troll. Come on, surely just threw the ball. Like, ah! There's like no way you're going to milk out the quarter. What's the point of this? You're not going to milk. Like, nice throw, bro. Absolutely beautiful. Like, what the? I'm like, I'm miserable. This is actually miserable. It's actually miserable. Him, it's actually miserable, dude. It is miserable, man. 12-play drive with actual dog. It's a great throw by Vic, dude. Just actually one of the better girls he's had. Nice catch, Chad. They seem kind of cracked. I agree. I just want to know, like, how do we, like, how do we not have a lot? Like, I just don't understand how bad the run blocking was on that play, dude. That means it's so frustrating how hard it is to stop idiots on this game. Like, I don't know how he's like getting like, I don't know. I don't know how he's getting that dude just free around the edge. Like, just three tight ends over there. Block, just hold these, John. Of course, Vic can't make that throw. Of course, he can. You know. No quarterback in the game making that throw, dude. It's like, I should be able to, too. These kids do it to me all the time. I mean, what the f*** is happening, man? Like, what is going on? I'm just like, what is this cursed guy just actually going crazy on me? I just, bro... Dude, Hirsch is going h*** on my team right now, dude. My left... Who is... Is this Jason Peters back with the Eagles right now? Oh, my God. Like, how do I even get touched from seven yards away? They want me to lose my sh*** like my actual sanity playing this. Dude. I... This Emil Hirsch is actually whoring. Like, he has me been a nuggie. Like, he is just absolutely whoring my left tackle. Got him luckily pulled off. Let's go, Josh Gordon, let's go, man. Yeah, I should definitely get a different lineman in there. Whitlock, ATL for life. Yeah, Whitlock would hold it down. I need Whitlock. Walter Jones, his ratings aren't good enough, you know. What, if I get Whitlock out there with the 99 that adds a little bit to his girth and he would... Yeah, that definitely makes a difference, dude. Why don't you stop watching Xerxes, dude? Holy s***. I know it's streak post. I know it's streak post. I'll play action streak post time, boys. Just chuck it in. Yep, yep. Just get a roll out on a contain. Carlsby is too fat. I'm just... I am absolutely livid. Please get a contain, Bobby Wagner. Just contain a little bit. I don't need a lot of contain. Nice. Little run, little run. Nice move for nine yards, because we're so god-bad. We're just gonna run inside zone for nine yards. Dude, all a play here, Mike Marks. There it is. Of course, we just... Thank you! Holy s***, we caught him! Bobby Wagner caught him! Oh my god, it's a Christmas miracle! Nice play, Taylor Mays. Holy s***. Just one post in the field is... No, your list wasn't bad. It wasn't bad. Vic... I mean, Vic is better on the real team. Was it really the Eagles team team? I really just... I really couldn't get stops with the Eagles team team.