 I think I just scared Harry by sneezing. Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're playing Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Philosopher's Magic Stone. Also, I'm sorry I'm a complete mess, I just had a baby spitting yogurt at me. In fact, you can still see the yogurt stains. Oh god, I'm professional. Alright, well we're back with Harry Potter and the Blair Witch over there in the corner. Why does Ron always do that shit? And I think we were just about to crawl through another hole. Harry loves doing this kind of thing for some reason. Okay, he's escaped I think. Why don't they all just follow me? We could all escape. I don't understand. Why are they just waiting in there? Okay, I found a magic book. Honestly, Hogwarts seems like a waste of time because every spell I learned is just by finding random books in this game. I may as well do an online course and just read how to do magic. And look at that, it's one feckin' page. Ah, school is pointless. Yeah, it's like the only difference between an online course and Hogwarts is in Hogwarts I nearly die every two minutes. Look at this shit! Get out of here! Go, go, go, go, go! I don't even get what that point of that was, they just spawned, bitch slapped me and then ran off. It's just right into Ron's eyes, blinded him for life. Okay, very slow spell as well. Oh god, I hate magic. Oh my god, look at him. Lord Farquaad himself. Oh my god, that is such an obnoxious spell. And like, isn't it like for being sneaky and getting through locked doors, they're tiptoeing around and then, aloha mora! Just a massive firework. I think the windows here are just painted on by the way. This school is shit. This way. Through this door, Harry. Harry clearly has no hearing in his left ear because he looked to the right even though she said this way. He's still looking right. Maybe that's why he's screaming every time he's doing this spell. Oh, the poor girl. That was close. Close from what? What are we running from? They were just idling a second ago. Oh my god, those faces were horrible. Honestly, their faces were scarier than the three-headed dogs. And here's Snape slow walking around the castle. Jesus, it probably took him hours to get here. Come on, Snape. I know you were like set up to be the fake villain in this, but why are you acting like that? Of course they're gonna think you're the villain. I'm sorry, Harry. I meant this door. You're some fucking Egypt Hermione. You see, this is why it's not called Hermione Granger in the Philosopher's Stone because you have to wait for me to lead you every time. Wait, there's a first person mode in this? Oh my god, that's horrible. I love it. Oh, wait, now I can open this and I can finally find out what's behind this door. Yeah, just scream and wake everyone up. We're like right outside the common room. It's still unlocking, but Harry doesn't give a shit. It doesn't even need to wait to unlock. He just pushes it open anyway. Oh, Harry got a bit shocked. He's still not used to pictures moving. Why is he not talking? What? She just felt bad for him and just let him in anyway without him saying the password. Come here. No, no, leave me alone. I want to go see your brothers. He's such a little twerp, that Percy. Look at him, he's so frustrated he can't get to me because I'm through a little hole. That's one thing Harry seems to be an expert at, just crawling into little passages. All right, folks, what do you got for me? Yay, bags of shit. That's all I can get here and it's in a bathroom so I don't think it costs them anything anyway. It must be so frustrating for Harry, like he just found out. Oh my god. Incredibly rich. And then he gets to school and they're like, you can only use beans to buy stuff. Your gold is useless here. Oh, shit. Okay, this is awkward. Okay, he didn't notice somehow. I must be hearing things. Yeah, he must be. He's so fucking useless. How did he get the job as a prefect? All right, end the night. This has been a horrible night. Oh my god, did they just stand here all night? They didn't even go to bed. Where do you go? Wait, why are you talking about me like that? Oh no, you're talking to the dog, okay. This is like, what a dick. All right, off to Charm's class. Even though I don't think I need it, I can charm the pictures into just letting me into the common rooms, even though that's supposed to be strictly forbidden. Fancy trading wizard cards, Harry. Yep. Okay. Sorry, he's not pretty good at small talk. He's right to the point. Wait, I can get numerous copies of wizard cards? That's kind of cool actually, and then I can trade them around. There we go, I have one of these here. Except this card, sure. Thanks, this has been really fun. All right, Charms, let me in. Can't wait to learn new spells by having to complete an obstacle course for some reason. I think Flitwick's teaching us Spongeify this year. She was saying Spotify. I was like, that's a useful spell. Oh, it's this version of Flitwick. Look at him, a little demon. He's so scary. Oh, I didn't like the way he used his eyes like that. He's so scary. Oh, off he goes. They didn't even call him up. He was just like, I am ready. As soon as he sees a small passage, he just wants to crawl into it. This is probably not even part of the class. Oh, a book. Yes, I can get the spell and then just crawl back out, right? That's how it works. This is just where he stores his books. Wait, no, it's just telling me what a fire crab is. I'm sure that's not relevant. What's this? Okay, this is magic book. This teaches me. Spongeify. Whoa, what a useful spell. What do I do now? Oh, what the hell is that? Is it Flitwick's children or something? Not great, ghost monsters for no reason. Isn't this to teach me how to make like little spongy pads I can jump on? How is this relevant? Can I crawl in here? Where's this gonna bring me? Are you just leaving the room? Yeah, this is the way I came. Why does it even let me come back? I'm just tormenting the dead for no reason. Like this seems really cruel. It seems like a scandal waiting to happen. Hogwarts has trapped souls and they let students torment them for no goddamn reason or they let the tormented souls prey on children. Honestly, no matter what way you spin it, it's bad. Oh my God. Okay, I guess that means they're dead. Jesus Christ. And it literally is a fight to the death. Like, no, you can't make this pad spongy until one of you dies. Spongeify. Oh, what a fun spell. Just smack straight into the wall. Why does he jump everywhere? He's gonna hurt himself. Maybe he wants to. I probably want to just kill myself as well if I was going through this challenge. At some point you'd think, you know what? It's not worth it. Coffee. Oh, maybe it is. Spinach flavor. Jesus Christ. He takes a leap of fate that could possibly kill him. And at the same time is complaining about the flavor of jelly bean he's eating. I don't think I have a spell for this. No, I don't. All right, just leap of fate it again. Oh my God. He's having the time of his life. Oh, and now something is shitting fire at him. Where am I going? What? You little shit, I was in a cod scene. Please kill me. Eat me. Please, come on. Damn it. I don't know where to go. Should I just jump? Just jump, Harry. Fuck it. All right, you made it. Lucky or unlucky, I don't know. I'm honestly lost. The only way I can go, I will kill myself. Like, I can only jump off there. That is it. I don't know where to go. Like, where do I go? Oh, this is so frustrating. I have no idea what I'm doing. Yup, I'm killing myself. That's what I'm doing. Wait, that just revived me with more health. Oh my God, these monsters have trapped me in here and don't even allow me to die. Okay, there's a little funny square over this way. So I'm gonna bring this to the little funny square and hope it does something. Oh my God, Harry does not care about fire. He's determined to be the boy who lived no matter what. Falling into a pit, that's fine. Walking into fire, that's fine. Okay, did this do something? Yes, it did something. I don't know what. Like, I don't know what this is all accomplishing to be honest, but oh well. This is what I'm listening to most of the time when I'm not including parts in the video. Just so you're aware of the things I suffer through. Kind of a hero. Oh God, okay, I thought I could jump over there. But no, I can't. Go away, you little dick. God, they love attacking me as soon as I'm out of cut scenes. Well, you know what you get now? You get locked up forever. I hope you're happy. A pumpkin basket. Oh my God, it's just screeching back there. Music to my ears. Oh my God, it is awful though. Flitwick must really not like his kids. Oh my God, what the hell? He was pulling that with one hand. What a beast. Oh my God, how long is this thing? I'm starting to think I'll never see Hagrid again. You guys will definitely never see Hagrid again, or anyone for that matter. Goodbye. It's clever by Flitwick getting a student to block up his kids so that they'll die and he doesn't have to care for them. Very clever. Oh God, where's he going? Where's he going? Jesus Christ, Harry. You scare me sometimes. Am I at the top yet? Can I leave? Oh, he's refusing to eat the beans anymore. That is a blessing in the skies to be honest. I'm sick of him going yuck. Nicely done. Oh, okay. He's just staring at me. I think he was in shock that I actually made it back. He's like none of the others did. The classroom's empty. Class dismissed. Thanks, professor. I'm sorry every one of your students died other than me. Oh, God damn it. One other person survived by the looks of it. All right, Ron, let's go. I'll meet you at Hagrid's. Oh, that's what I've been wanting to hear. I miss that hunk of a man. God, what are you guys doing all day? Probably mourning the loss of your brothers and sisters that was in Charm's class, I suppose. They're just standing there. Maybe they don't know how stairs work. These ones don't move. They can't figure it out. What would I get if I added powdered root of Asphodel to an infusion of Wemwood? He's like, it's my second day. How the hell would I know that? Nintendo. That'll teach him. See that? I'm famous so they can't punish me. If they do anything to me, I'm telling my parents immediately. Oh, I forgot. It's like riding a horse and constantly whipping it. Mush, mush, come on. That's what you say to a horse, right? It's so unfair they make you live in that tiny little shack Hagrid. I'm sorry about that. And especially when I move in, there's going to be even less room. Do you know anything about that dog on the third floor? He's having nam flashbacks. Why are we still here? He's mine. I bought him off a Greek chappy I met in the pub last year. I let him to Dumbledore to guard the- Yes? Um, never mind. That's top secret that is. Very sly Hagrid. You're too clever for me. Hagrid's just turning up the background music because he doesn't want to take part in this conversation. Oh, spongify mess. Good thing I have the spell. Wait, where the hell is it taking me though? Oh, sweet Jesus. Oh, yes, a hole. Harry's in this happy place now. I don't even know what I'm looking for. Honestly, I have no idea. I love how I'm the only one who apparently has to come out here and get it. I guess the only student that lived was Ron and he's just too fucking lazy. Okay, I don't know what the point of that is. Jesus, Harry. He's very eager to kill himself today. Oh, Jesus, I got to stop jumping blind. These are probably like some endangered species or something and Harry's like, I don't care. I'm more endangered. Do you know how famous I am? What? What are you showing me? This cave is so janky. I don't get it. Okay, I got the ingredient. That's all that matters, I guess. I'm out of here. Is that all I needed? Please? Good thing I'm learning how to make a healing potion because I'm like an interim death right now. I'm for bed. Wait, what the hell is Hagrid doing? Since Ron said he's going to bed, Hagrid just started like going for his buckle of his pants. He's saying he's going to bed but it's like two in the afternoon and he's not going anywhere. I think they just want to be alone. They don't want to talk to me but I don't know what I'm supposed to do. For some reason, it's part of the game when you forget ingredients. It just doesn't show up in your quest book or anything but it doesn't let you progress until you get them. It gives you no direction. All right, I'm just going to trust that I got enough for today and that I can go to bed even though the game doesn't seem to be letting me. Oh, there it is. Yes, end date, great. I've done it. The game is celebrating. Snape is just standing there in the hall, idling. This music plays. He must stop here every day just to hear the music. It's his favorite song. Just standing there booing when Gryffindor gets their points. Boo, go Slytherin. All right, well, I'm going to end it there. What a fantastic day at Hogwarts. Really wish I just took an online course though. Homeschooling for Harry would make much more sense since he's got that whole protection thing going on in the Dursleys and whatnot. I mean protection against Voldemort or whatever his name is, not the Dursleys themselves. I guess he got to weigh them up who's more dangerous and maybe it's the Dursleys. Like psychologically at least. All right, well, we're going to end it there. I hope you enjoyed. Let me know if you want to see more Harry Potter. Do leave a like and it helps me realize what you want because I need a very clear message. You know, I don't read through the lines too well, but I hope you enjoyed. I appreciate you watching as always and I hope to see you next time. Oh, bye for now. I forgot that part. Bye.