 This will be a lot quicker than the first episode of Wheel of Two Gathering, most of you know the rules by now, but there's a couple tweaks. First things first, I want to show you the team. This year we're changing things up. I was the Detroit MMG last season, it's kind of lame. This year! This year, it's the same year. This season, we are the Seattle Misogyny, because I hate women. What, are you waiting for a punchline? Are you waiting for me to say I'm joking? I'm not. I'm a misogynist. I hate women. I think men are superior to women. I believe women are inferior. There's no joke here. Don't look for it. The Seattle Misogyny is composed of, this season we're 90 over of, with all amethyst, except I got the go invincible, Dirk Nowitzki. So my overall team is worse, but I do have a God to carry us. I love using Dirk Nowitzki. You guys know this. Like absolutely ridiculously good, and I love him so much. He's my father. Then I got CP3 Luka Donchich. Love it. Kevin Durant and Shaq on the starting lineup, with Kyrie Bradley, Bill Larry Bird, Scalabrini. I got to pick the end with this. I want another goat on the bench. And then Joellen Beats. So right now, power forward is probably definitely our strongest position. Not probably, it's definitely. Now, let's get into the rules. This is Wheel of 2K revamped. As far as games go, we're doing the exact same thing. The end goal of Wheel of 2K revamped is to have the best record possible. That's my goal anyway. You guys out watching, I'm sure this would mean have the worst record possible. It's a 12 episode series, and depending on how my record ends, I will have to complete one challenge. All of these challenges were made by you guys in the comment section of the finale, and they're pretty damn good. If I play 12 games, and I don't win a single game, I have to publicly apologize to EA. I'll post a full YouTube video slurping their schmeat. And to be honest with you, I know that's not going to happen. So it really didn't matter when I put it on 12. There's absolutely no way I lose 12 straight games. But we won 8 and 4 last season. I don't see it happening. If I go 1 and 11, I will do a pregnancy prank on my mom. The thing is, my mom is so gullible too. I think these are some of the stupidest videos on YouTube, because they're all fake as shit. I think they're so dumb. That being said, I know my mom would fall for it, and I know it's stress the hell out. It would be actually kind of funny. It's just something that I despise and don't want to do. If I was 2 and 10, I think this is the first challenge that's actually possible. I will livestream myself on Tinder. We will all just hang out and just talk to girls. That might honestly be illegal. I don't even know if I'm allowed to do that on livestream, but I'll take the charge, baby. You can send me to prison, because if I go 2 and 10, I deserve it. I go 3 and 9. You guys will choose one spot on my body that has to get waxed. And I will take the camera in. If it's something I can't video, record, and post on YouTube, I'll do a little blurring out. But I'll make sure I bring a videographer, and we actually make that video. If I go 4 and 8, I'll take one body shot from Destroying. I'm talking he can put on the boxing glove, and as hard as he can, I'll take one full-fledged punch from him. Presumably in my stomach or chest, something like that. Not to the face. No way. This is the moneymaker. 5 and 7. You guys can choose an Instagram picture that I have to take. You name the location, you name what I have to do. I'll take the picture, post on Instagram, you also make the caption. I'm really actually horrified at that one, and I don't know why I put it at 5 and 7. That was not smart at all. Now that I look back at this, I can't really go back now. 6 and 6 is the henna tattoo. So many of you wanted this to come back, because it's temporary for like two weeks, but also like, you know, if I have a giant cock on my arm, it's gonna be kind of hard to go to the gym. You guys get the idea of that one. If I go 7 and 5, I'll make a group chat with all of my ex-girlfriends. I don't really want to think about what I have to do if I have to do that. So I'm just gonna pray that I don't go 7 and 5. I didn't think this through at all. Why did I put that at 7 and 5? If I go 8 and 4, this is a really good one. I will simp excessively for one day. So basically, you guys can take over my Twitter. I have the verified check now too, so they see this shit. You're gonna tweet at Summer Ray, Karina Kof, I don't know how you say her name, whatever. And I can just you take over my Twitter and simp for whoever you want for the whole day. If I go 9 and 3, I have to call 25 people in my phone and ask politely if I can clap their cheeks. If I go 10 and 2, I'm safe. It was 9 and 3 last time, but I went 8 and 4. I was almost safe. So I made it 10 and 2. If I'm 11 and 1, I still want that essay. You have to type a full paragraph essay on how handsome I am and put it in the comments If I go 11 and 1, and if I go 12 and 0, you already know what's happening. I'm clapping your mom's cheeks. You don't have a say in it. I might impregnate her. I don't care. This is the Wheel of 2K cheat sheet. I'll bring this cheat sheet back out for all the episodes you guys are always looped in. Right now, we gotta spin the wheel, spin the challenge wheel, and then hop into a game. The only thing we're adding rule-wise really is the challenge wheel. Completing the challenge wheel lets me open one of any pack from the store. One wheel spin to add a player to the team. Our challenge wheel, we hop in and claps with cheeks. Our first episode of Wheel of 2K, baby, let's get it. I'm about to get butt naked. Y'all already know this is our first wheel spin of the game. Oh my God, let's go. Dude, I also updated the wheel like crazy. I just put this on there, bro. This is my team Dark Matter Premier Pack. It guarantees a random Dark Matter player. I'm actually ready to go. I don't have to do anything else. One Dark Matter player. As long as it's not Dirk, it's going to be sick. Let's go. Boom, baby. Come on now. What do we got? Western Conference, 99 overall. Number 17. I have literally no idea who that is. No. Racist. I have Dirk Namitsky, Luca Dodgers, and Jonas Valenciunis. I don't want you, bro. I'm not racist, you guys. I'm serious. I'm not racist. I have tons of black friends. Just ask anybody. So Shaq's coming out, and then I'll take and beat off the bench because I do like the 91 Shaq, and 91 Shaq will go to the bench. Valenciunis, bro. What? I got Lithuania, Slovenia, and Germany on this starting lineup. I'm kind of being an asshole. This is a really good poll. It's at Dark Matter. And I got Dwayne Wade's white brother, Dean Wade. I'm racist. I figured it out. That gives us a 93 offense, an 88 defense, and a 90 overall squad. All right. Let's get it, too. The Willa 2K Challenge, you'll maybe the first time we've ever used it. I'm really excited to see what we can get. Only one player could score from 1 quarter to 10 points. Shit. Shit. 10 points with the worst player means 10 points with Dean Wade. 69 overall power for Dean Wade, who desperately wants to be Dwayne Wade, but is not. If you know how I feel, why would you say that? Shit. Wow. That was not optimal for the first challenge we'll spend. Well, you know what? I said this three times it would be a banger, and it's going to be a banger. Also, of course, a huge thank you to Raycon for sponsoring today's video. I've got my everyday earbuds right here in this awesome blue. Raycon is so awesome because they make premium wireless earbuds, but they're about half the price of the other stuff you used to see. My personal favorite is they fit in my ear so well. 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Well, I guess I wouldn't call it a God Squad, but compared to my team, that is God Squad. To be honest, I don't even like getting the tip of the tip. That sounds bad when I say it like that. I don't like getting the jump ball at the start, because I like to have the ball in the second and third. Good day, Chris Paul. Luca, you want a pull? Nope. Space Jam LeBron on 91 Amethyst Lucadonchich. Wow, dude. I'm disrespecting the jersey. Oh, okay. I'll take a free bucket in the drink. Oh, shit. All right, Valencia Unis. Valencia Unis is starting out pretty good. Maybe I shouldn't talk so much shit about him. Also, I think you guys need to give me more credit. I'm going to be totally honest. You guys need to give me more credit. I'm not a 2K YouTuber. I don't play a lot of 2K, but my name pronunciations are usually pretty good. And I'm not horrible at 2K. Hold on. And I'm not horrible at 2K. And I'm not horrible at 2K. Chris Paul into the lane. Dirk out wide. He closed out late. It wasn't enough. All right, bro. He is jaded that I was talking shit about him. He's pulling from deep in. This dude's got Dark Matter. He's going to kill me with him. And I'm wearing a Dorchester's. Yup. Got him jumping. And that should be a dunk. Oh, come on, buddy. Maverick on Maverick crime. 6 to 6. He's just going to bully me out there. I don't know how I'm going to stop that. Ooh, that was... Oh, he missed that. That was such an easy shot. I have no idea how I'm going to get past this, Luca. Oh, easy roll. Easy roll. That's a bucket. What the fuck was that? Are you kidding? What kind of sorcery was that? Oh, my God. He's bringing another one from up here. Amethyst Durant is open. And he hits it. That's clutch. With minimal effort. There goes Dirk. All right, we'll take that. 17-11, though. Where's the help side? Honestly, for what feels like a massacre, I really don't mind a 6-point game. Scalabranu. This guy, with all his Dark Matters, is honestly kind of struggling versus my Amethyst squad right now. I have only Amethyst in. It's a 4-point game. And look at Kyrie. Go right... Oh, I thought that was a free bucket. All right, now you knew about that, bro. Good morning, first quarter. But I think in the end of this, I'm going to lose by about 21. You know what I might do? I might just concede that I'm not going to keep Jonas Valenciunas, even though he's playing like a beast. And I might bring Dean Wade in to try and get my challenge build done. Dude, you're off-balling my Amethysts. You're actually a beta male. You're such a fucking beta. You're off-balling my Amethyst team. Well, you can't handle fucking Amethyst Kyrie Irving, bro. Okay, that's not an off-ball. I respect that, my friend. I respect it. Dean Wade, number 32, plays for the Cleveland Cavaliers. You know, I'd be lying if I said I had any fucking clue who this guy was. All right, so he's going to clamp up Dean here. Oh, he's not going to clamp up. That's a good shot. That's a good shot, Dean. You're 5% covered. We take those, buddy. Honestly, dude, yeah. Dribble in circles, run pick and roll. I can't stop you and I know it. It's okay. I just need buckets for Dean Wade. He's just not going to guard it up. Could he make that very open? He can't make it right now, but I'm thinking if I keep giving him a couple shots at it, he might. Hey, Larry, legend. Where's Dean? Where the fuck is Dean? God, you slow ass, bro. I need the screen to come from Dean. Exactly. Perfect. Yes. Cut to the wreck. Give it to Dean. Dean. That's the black Dwayne Wade right there, baby. Yes, sir. The challenge is doubling. You know, I can always complete the challenge and see if I can get back in the ball game. Dean Wade. Get clamped. You just got clamped by the Asian Dwayne Wade. Yup. Give him a pump. Get him jumping. Get in the paint. You're small. Dean says you're small. Dude, he's literally the Filipino Dwayne Wade. Look at that, dude. He just clears out. You're going to give. You're going to. Oh, shit. I wonder what his three-point shot is. Probably like 50. Dude, so Dean cannot shoot. It appears. It's definitely going to be up to our two-point bucket from Dean. Oh, he's got six already just in the second. I think I could have made that challenge a little harder. I love to see it, Dean. I'm so proud of you. We got to get you back in the ball game. Oh, bad ball. LeBron is shooting the lights out. Dude, it's such a bummer. My opponent is not that good. I wish I had a decent team. I would be clapping this man's cheeks if I had a decent team. Valencia, you own his spaces for three and all. Dude, six points for the Western Asian mixed with a black dude, Dwayne Wade. Hey, there's the man. Oh, he's had Delavadova on him. Stop letting him shoot. He's going to scrap it. Clearly the Pacific Islander Samoan Dwayne Wade. Let's go. Oh, he's got Delian, bro. He's got Delavadova, who spaces to Sean Bradley. Dude, don't let me do you up. That's no fun. I want to cross you. Oh, my God. Dude, Dwayne's almost just... We both just lost the ball standing there, but he picked it up. That's a bummer. Oh, Valencia Unis is in the passing lane. Dwayne. Hang on to the ball, buddy. I need you there. Yeah, we kind of know you're shooting that. Come on, Dwayne. Get you the paint. He's going to get 10 off of that. Dial it in, baby. Dial it in with the black Dwayne Wade. Boom. He didn't want more. They could pull you. Lost him. Lost him. Lost him. Now you're small. And one. And another battery free throw. Ah, shit. Got him jumping. Got him jumping again. Good spacing. I get a pack no matter what. Let's see if we can squeak a win out of this somehow. Luke is a menace, bro, especially on Chris Paul. You know, I'm glad this guy's a good sport. He was out there putting in Delavadova when I had Dean Wade in. This is such a mismatch right here. Oh, thank you. I don't mind if I do. And I still got the mismatch. Valenciunas into the paint. That's easy. Yup. Let's go. Another green for dirt. Nine seconds left. It was a 20-point game at one point. And we're not closing the gap by much, but the gap is closing. I'm not going to lie. It would be absurdly difficult for me to outscore him by fifth. Wow. That's crazy. To outscore him by 18 in the fourth quarter. I mean, I still got to try, right? Oh, my God. Oh, get in there, Scali. Somebody cut. Oh, my God. What the fuck? What was that? I'm just going to walk this one down the lane. Look at Chris Paul. Look at Chris Paul. Oh, you're getting dirt faded on. You already know it, man. How much time do I got on this clock? That dirt is locked into this team. No matter what happens, dirt is locked in. Great defense. And now we're running. You sure you want this, buddy? Easy bucket. You're small. I'm big. It's that simple. One minute left on the clock. Our torture is almost over. See if we can get a few more buckets before we get out of here. Okay. You want to give me the three? There's the green machine up there, my guy. Yep. As of right now, we outscored him in the fourth quarter. I like that, boys. We showed some grit. And I respect that. Wait a second. Don't hit that. Yep. We outscored him in the fourth. First episode is an L, but I have positive spirits. It was going to be really tough to beat in all dark matter team with our squad. And I get a pack. Now we just have to pray that we get somebody good or at least as close to Valencia Unis because that Valencia Unis is so good. Luckily, the Space Jam packs are still in store. As I'm recording this, we're guaranteed a Galaxy Opal. Hopefully we can somehow get a dark map. So Dirk had 28 points, four rebounds, three assists to steal, and a turn over. 13 for 20. That's honestly really good. Two for four from three. The Mexican Dwayne Wade, bro. 11 points, five for nine from the field. These are second leading score. Didn't play bad by any means. Really did. I mean, Valencia Unis was just a boarding machine, bro. 10 points, nine rebounds, almost a double-double. But sadly, he's going to have to leave our team because we did not win. Scalabrini then was our next leading score. Wow, look at the picture for Scalabrini. That is shit out of... That is nightmare fuel. Shaq had four. Chris Paul, Durant. Yeah. Hey, Gigi's Noah. Well played, my guy. Thank you for letting me get 11 points with the Blasian Dwayne Wade. And Valencia Unis. I'm sorry, sir. You're coming out four. Let's put Shaq back as the starter and then Anthony Davis will come off the bench. But okay, boys, it's all going to come down to this one super clutch pack right here. Oh, this pack has to go so hard. So we have an Out of This World deluxe pack. It takes one player and four items, a guaranteed Out of This World player, which is Galaxy Opal. The only card I don't want is Larry Johnson. Larry Johnson is a power forward. I already got Dirk and I don't want Larry Johnson at center. Let's see what we can get, boys. We're literally guaranteed at least a Galaxy Opal. I would not mind a Dark Matter at all, baby. It's going to be right there if it's there. It's Galaxy Opal, darn it. I don't know why I'm complaining. I got my challenge done. I'm guaranteed a 98 overall player here. And it's totally fine. Eastern Conference 98 overall. Is that Ewing or Larry Bird? It's Ewing. He's back, baby. You know what? I'm not crazy ecstatic about that because we did use Patrick Ewing last season. But hey, you know what? I'm happy to have 98 overall. All right, boys. Patrick Ewing is in. He's been reunited. Basically, we swapped. I had Galaxy Opal, Dirk and Dark Matter Ewing. Now we got Dark Matter, Dirk and Galaxy Opal Ewing. I plan to replace that Ewing though. I want you guys to see different players other than Dirk, obviously. So I'm really happy right now. We definitely need it for next episode. But yeah, I'm not going to do that much with him. We got out with an additional player and a single loss. So technically right now I still can publicly apologize to EA, Pregnancy Prank on my mom. Everything is on the table right now, other than me banging your mom. Because that was 12-0. So now I'm going to go cry in a hole for the rest of my life. Whoa. I love you boys. Thank you for watching this always. It's going to be another banger season, baby. I'll see you tomorrow for episode number two. And then I'll see you the day after episode number three. It's daily again, baby. I love you. Thank you for watching this always. Peace out.