Personally I'm a Justin Bieber fan myself. The parody wasn't meant as a diss to him. It was just meant to poke fun at the songs he sings about love at such a young age. And no, my sister is not as old as him, but she's not singing about love like he is.
You think you love me, you think you care. But you're an infant, get your high chair. You wanna date me, make me a star, But you're not even old enough to drive a car. Don't call me "Shawty". What are you sayin? Chillin at the sandbox, you like to play in. Go call your mother, so you can hitch a ride. The word "Love" shouldn't be mentioned when your "nine".
CHORUS: Cuz your a baby, baby baby ooooh baby, baby, baby oooh baby, baby baby, oooh all you ever to is whine (X2)
Love to you, is chasing older women, But puberty is the only thing you're missin' You try to play it cool, but you're in middle school. You'll buy me anything that your allowance brings. You're hair is perfect. You should fix mine. But by the time you finish yours it'd be your bed time. I'm leavin now, now, now, now. Consider callin' me when you know what loves about
Cookie: When I was your age, I played with Pokemon. I didn't talk to girls, let alone sing a song about getting it on. You kids, you drive me crazy, talkin bout your "true love". J, you should still be playin, go grab a baseball glove. Now set the mic down, and step away and go enjoy the day, out on the playground, your shot at love's gonna have to wait. My mom just hit on you. These older girls amaze me. I guess they see that you like dating older ladies.
Twizzler Old ladies, ladies, ladies, Ooold, Old ladies, ladies, ladies, ooold, Old ladies ladies, ladies, ooold. All they ever do is whine (X2)