 Hey there friends! How's it going? My name is Kevin, and today we're playing Saw 2. Let me warn you right now, this is not for the faint-hearted. You want to know why? Because it's probably a terrible, terrible game. You may think you saw this already, but no, I played the first Saw, and that's the one you saw, but this time you will see Saw 2. And I don't mean see Saw, from Fall Guys, I mean you will see Saw 2. It's easy to confuse the Saw franchise and Fall Guys to be fair, I understand where you're coming from. You wanna play a little game? But, uh, yeah, let's jump in before I ramble anymore. You wanna play a little game? Not anymore, I'm injured. But yeah, I wanted to play this game in the spirit of Spooktober. Alright, but honestly, this game looks kinda gory, so if you don't like that, just close your eyes and listen to the sound of my voice. You are very mo- What is this? Oh god damn it, really starting off this way. It's gonna be gory right from the get-go. You no longer know if he is alive. Ah, it turns out the key was inside us, all along. It's not as, uh, inspiring of a message when you gotta cut it out of your own eye. Oh god damn it, do I really have to do this? I'm just not gonna partake. I'm not encouraging this game and this behavior. I don't wanna cut my eye. Mr. Saw must be so confused why I'm just not doing anything. I guess I've just gone into shock. Ha ha ha, check and mate Mr. Saw. Imagine setting up that whole elaborate plan and the guy just stands there idle until he dies. It's like a sim whose free will has been turned off. Alright, well, I'm never gonna get to 10 minutes if I don't partake in his game, so let's do this. Look away, here we go. It's probably best you just have the audio. It really sounds like my ASMR anyway. Would you like to play a game? I don't know if I would, to be honest. It's already on to a really bad stat. Oh, I found a needle. Fantastic, only slightly used. Oh god damn it, puzzles, gore and puzzles. Fantastic. I like what I play Saw and I don't expect gore or puzzles. I'm getting pissed off. I thought this was a racing game. I don't really understand. It's his look around but I don't want to. Fine, I've made a little arrow thing. That looks pretty nice, huh Mr. Saw? You wanna hang that up on the wall? Oh no, the real terror, my reflection. Oh wait, cool artwork. Alright, let's recreate that. Alright, it's like a really bad stick man. Mr. Saw isn't very good at drawing. He's not very clever with his puzzles, is he? He's just like, oh you gotta guess the symbol. And then you look down and the symbol's just on your chest. Like what's the point of this? Your chest? Like what's the point in that puzzle? There we go, escape from the basement. This is just like the Sims Jim Pickens' trap. This is their escape. I don't suppose it's one, two, three, is it? Damn it. This isn't possible. Wait, hold on, we got something here. Oh, he's using glow in the dark. He's quite a loser. Your puzzles are lame. You spend all your life in here making puzzles. Get a life dude. Aw, let's play a game. He's like an annoying little brother, isn't he? Aw, come on dude. No, I'm not doing anything. You deserve to die after that. The sun just like, oof, fall on the ground. You just deserve to die after that. The floor was literally caved in and he just walked down and stood. Alright, let's jump out of the way this time. There you go. Good moves, chief. I wonder where to go next. Carefully explore for an exit, it says. When you use your back in a quick jerking motion. Okay. Generally confused by how that worked. Another person, hello. Oh, let's just see what that was on the other side. Ah, still kind of lame. He needs to come up with more creative traps. Like honestly, I probably take my chances climbing the pipes at this point if you're outside anyway. You may as well go for it. I'd eat that rat too. Not even out of hunger, just to show dominance. You don't want them thinking they're better than you. No phone call. Should I answer it? Is that weird picking up the phone in someone else's house? Yeah, it's weird. I'm not going to answer it. Hey, buddy. That was not scary at all. What was that supposed to be? Even the reaction to dying just sounded like he stumbled. Oh no, I got to the real scary part of the game. The checkpoint system. I'm all the way back here. Wait, am I going the wrong way? I think I'm going the wrong way. The whole thing looks the exact same. There is nothing that sticks out. Oh, here we go. I get to see the scene now. What the hell is it? Okay. He just watched the guy die. He didn't really do anything. History repeats itself. Oh no. The potato famine. It's coming again. Okay, I dodged it. I got the quick time event and then he just stood there. I thought he was going to die again. Let's try that again just for good measure. Okay. It doesn't come down the second time. What was that? Should I follow the weird thing? Perfect. He just waited until I got over here. I took so long. If the game was executed better, this would probably be scary. But look at that. Alright, run for your life. Hold down RB. What am I running from? Is something going to happen? Here has his own test. How many televisions do you have? The guy is like... No, you don't understand. You're about to die. How many TVs though? Would you be open to selling one? I mean, he's all tied up. This doesn't seem fair. He's running into barrels. Let's see if I can find myself a weapon. Maybe I should get him to charge into one of the doors. Maybe that would be a good idea. Oh no, I'm... I'm in door, not me. Give me a chance to get up. He's got me trapped in a corner. The guy just says it's time to sleep. Oh, watch your step. Okay, that's probably relevant. Hold on. Okay, there we go. Okay, his reaction to everything is fantastic. Including dying. In fact, especially dying. So are we just going to forget about the fact we can climb up there and escape really easy? I guess so. Alright, goodbye. He's just too eager for more challenges. The way he opened that door. Come on, more chances to die. It just flings it open. God damn it, another puzzle you serious? Alright, I need a fuse or something. Why is it always about fuses in horror games? Huh. That clock seems interesting. It's like right in front of me. That's got to be relevant. Oh, I know what it is. It's nine o'clock on a Saturday. And then the regular crowd is going to shuffle in. And then I get rescued, I assume. Like I just said, seeing Billy Joel. Congratulations, you've solved the puzzle. The door opens and he's free to go. There's another clock in there and it's just three. Nine three. I don't know what I'm supposed to do with that. Oh, I found a coupler. Sorry, I was wrong. This is totally different. I'm not looking for fuses. I'm looking for couplers. Look at us, protagonist. We're a coupler idiots, aren't we? We're here to have a good time. Although we might be playing the wrong games to have a good time. What the hell do I do? I don't know what I just did. I have no idea how I solved that. Oh, wait. A combination of... I was just about to say those numbers are nothing to do with anything. Wait, I have three nine. I don't have anything else. What if I just go through every number? Wait, it was nine three actually. Jesus, hold on. Hold on, Mr. Saw. I'm sorry. He's never going to let me go at this rate. He's got to be like, this guy's great. He's just bringing a nice ray of positivity to the place. Okay, I can't solve this. I don't know what I'm supposed to put in. Yes. Spamming numbers worked. I was just putting nine and three in different rows and then spamming the rest. Oh, I knew there was something to do with the clocks. Oh, free puppet. Trash talking me because I want to take the puppet home with me. To be fair, it is a weird thing to do. Like, my guy started to escape death and he's like, aw, pop it. It goes out of his way to get it and bring it with him out of this hellhole. Put on some pounds. There's nothing to eat. I'm playing, so you're going to support this. But let's just keep going. Honestly, that wasn't even a puzzle. Okay, maybe I was wrong. It's not opening even though I moved it onto the switch. Can I move it anymore? Okay. What a puzzle. I mentioned one did just malfunction like that and he's just watching from the screen. God damn it. I went over this a hundred times and it worked every time in the trials. Oh, what's this? A little fireworks show. Cool. Oh, God damn it. Everything is taken away from me. Just please don't take my little marionette that I found. He means everything to me. I'm obsessed with possessions, jigsaw. Oh, what is this? What is this? You came here searching. He's talking to me about my son or something who's lost and I'm here doing some elaborate tap dance. The glass elevate. Okay, so I got to either save myself or wait, hold on. Nope. He's like, aw, you're so noble for saving that man like that and sacrifice yourself. He's like, um, I was actually trying to run to save myself but I just kind of slipped. Butterfee. Wait, is that cannon now? That is cannon. After all that, he goes through all the puzzles then he slips and that is it. And now I'm a detective, I guess. Oh my God, he's terrifying. What is up with his body proportions? All the good ones ended with your father. Get out of here. Why are you trash talking me? You should have become a cop like your old man. What? Why is he getting angry? All right, I guess I'm leaving. Oh wait, hold on, I found the credits to the game. Oh, that's interesting. They're just hanging on the wall. Oh yes, I can finally see what my character looks like. What? What is going on? What? I'm just generally confused by this game for the most part. I'm just feeling that I'm 100% going to be kidnapped or murdered. Oh yeah, here he is. He's coming out of the building I just came out of. They're all the cops. So what happened to our first character? Is he just gone? I don't understand. If they're short, he's like I'm going to redo the entire Harry Potter collection and then we'll get started. I'm going to release a series of audiobooks soon and I need the practice. I think I just put on one of those helmets and let it snap me and kill me. That didn't seem very fair. I think I've lost. Now what? Oh, thank you so much. This cutscene is helping me and zoomed out and I could just see the mattresses glowing. I think that might be a clue. Yeah, I'll investigate. It just keeps zooming out and shows me that box of mattresses. It's like, oh, what could I use to get out of here? Watch your step, you bare feet. Oh yeah, I was standing in all this glass a while ago. I hurt myself today to see if I still feel it. This song is just like, what a beautiful cover. I'm bleeding all over the floor. Oh, I'm standing at week. I just can't resist doing my dance. Hello, my baby. Hello, my honey. Hello, my rectangle. Honestly, if everyone just ruined his games like this, he'd just get bored and just give up. At least he's enjoying it too. He likes my shenanigans. I don't suppose I can actually make it out in time. Can I know? He's too fast. Look at him. He's as strong as an ox. Wait, that door just opened by itself because I skipped the cutscene and it closed. Oh my god, he's strong. All right, well, it turns out the box of mattresses was indeed a clue. I can just not a very good puzzle in general. Once you look around for like 30 seconds, you're going to see that big gap. Oh, what is this? Some weird symbols. I don't understand any of them. Oh, there's a combination lock. I don't understand. What am I even trying to do? Are there letters that I'm trying to match with these numbers? Because I don't see any letters anywhere. I see the cipher, but I don't see the puzzle. I don't know what I'm doing. Oh, okay. Now, this is a good puzzle. You deserve a second chance. I mean, it's a little bit in your face. It says son, so S-O-N, seven, three, two. Easy peasy. I am a genius. I thought he put his head more under that gunshot to be fair. Nice dodge. Oh, glass. Love it. Great, I got a crotch when I need it soon if I keep standing on this broken glass. Where did the other dude go? That was the room we were in. There's no escape from here. That's where he went. Oh, you trolled me, dude. Oh, wait, the elevator still works? They do say don't use the elevator in emergency and I think this qualifies as an emergency. Are we really just going to throw normal procedure out? Just because we're in this situation? Then Jigsaw just wins. Your dad? He put me in for a dime, kid. What? Why do you care right now that my dad arrested you? Is that what is really pressing at the moment? What is this? How do I even fight? You haven't explained how to fight. I'm just going to run away. This is so stupid. Like, why does he care about killing me right now? And even normally, why would he care? Like, my dad arrested him. What's that got to do with me? Wait, he's stuck. What do I do to him? What did he do to me? He came and taught me how to fight. I don't know how to swing. This is awkward. You got to let him hit the floor, I guess, because he just got stuck. I don't know what the hell he gets stuck in, but there you go. Oh, I have to wait my turns. I didn't realize this was turn-based. Okay, there we go. Why the hell was he attacking like that with a baseball bat? And what was he getting stuck on? The baseball bat was getting stuck in the concrete? What is this? I don't care if he's a fucking Scorpio. I have no interest. Four, five, three, what? I don't understand. What do I have to do? I have literally no idea what to do. Can you just relax a second? All right, well, he's dead. That seemed a bit excessive. Oh, what was that? Oh, what the... Something's upsetting him. It could be a mountain lion. I've heard you're supposed to make yourself look big if you run into a mountain lion like that. Oh, no. God damn it. Oh, for fuck's sake. Very anticlimactic after all that, isn't it? No, it's canon that he died. I'm not attempting to save him. He must be so confused I just immediately walk away. I'm just not playing his game. I wonder can I make it to the bombing time like if I run? Come on, almost there. Almost there. Oh, god damn it, almost. I don't know why I was so excited about the idea of killing myself with that bomb. The fighting is so weird. It's like the dancing minigame out of San Andreas. Oh my god, what the hell is this? Jesus Christ, oh my god. Fucking hell. Oh, it's took my head off. I'm not sure what people will ever again. Oh, finally, I found a used needle to heal myself with. That was getting really annoying. Oh, look, another board. Is this going to be canon as well if I die? I didn't realize you have to balance with the analog stick at the same time as well. Oh, there we go. Well, there's another one down. Even when I did try and balance, I still ended up messing it up. All right, you know what? I'm prepared to accept that as canon. Mr. Saw is just sitting there like, maybe I have to nerf that challenge. He died for some reason. All right, well, we're going to end it there. I hope you enjoyed what you saw. Okay, I'll stop. But if you want to see more of my stuff, please do subscribe. I post every single day. I've also got a second channel in the description where I post even more. And I've got a Twitch where I stream four times a week. I know, it's kind of sad. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed. I appreciate you watching as always, and I hope to see you next time. Bye for now.