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We're so close Yeah, I know when she's with you in the car. She sits close like there were three in the front seat Yeah, well the upholstery is worn out over by the door And you're in no hurry to get us fixed, huh I've old dr. Olson. She sits close to him, too. Yes, you have to that sneaky intern keeps his pill satchel on the seat Wonder what he does when he calls him Miss Tuttle. What do you mean does he hold her hand pretend that he's taking her pulse? He wouldn't dare See you later, Leroy. Here's Miss Tuttle's place. Okay. Good luck Thank you, my boy. Yeah, I George. I'm glad I don't have to pretend. I'm a doctor to hold her hand Hello Grace Yeah, I thought Morton I didn't expect to see you this evening. Yeah back again. Did you leave something last night? Yes, I left a kiss on your cheek and I came back to get it May I come in well for just a minute maybe Why just a minute all right, I'll tell you Clarence is coming over Clarence Olson every time I turn my back that intern is operating He said he had something very important to tell me yeah, I'll bet he's completed his internship. You know about time He's been a boy intern for eight years Thraught Morton now. Don't you think you should go before he comes you well That's the doorbell. It's too late to leave now. Get your hat. I'll let him in Yeah, I wonder what he has to say to Grace. That's so important Hello Clarence come in Grace. How lovely you look to see you. Thank you Radiant as a rose. He's the gushy type You have so much color in your cheeks. Oh, are you blushing or just excited because I'm here Let me feel your pulse Clarence stop. Oh, he's sick me Olson let go of her hand. I'm here Oh, is that you gill this leave? I thought you were Grace's grandmother sitting there Grace I thought we were going to be alone tonight well thought Morton just dropped by for a minute a minute Let me look at my watch You'll just leave your minutes up. You're a one-minute egg. That's done Now Clarence you sat in on some of my dates with grace Yes, and no two people ever had a more miserable time and Grace and I Now you two boys say good night. Good night. You'll just leave. Here's your hat. There's the door now just a minute I explained to Grace that I have something very important to tell her go ahead. I'm listening Really throat Morton, you know Grace. He's afraid to leave. He's afraid. I'm going to propose that never occurred to me You aren't are you? How can you trust a man with a laugh like that? Well, if gill this leave isn't going to leave let's go out in the car grace and I'll tell you that oh, he's going to leave Aren't you throat Morton? You seem awfully anxious to get rid of me. Well after all this leave if you won't leave just turn your head and I'll propose right here in the Parlor grace grace darling Olson, you're not serious and you know it Are you serious? You'll never know will you? I'll never know what grace season a taffy haired lightweight like you now throat Morton well There must be something wrong with your judgment. I'll have you know, I'll choose my own friends and tonight. I've chosen Clarence Run along. You'll just leave to scum me three's a crowd Don't crowd me Olson. I came home early. Did she have another headache? Yeah dr. Olson Beating your time, huh? No, he just had something to talk to her about secret stuff John bond. I don't know what it was. It doesn't worry me one bit Eat your prune Yeah, please Betty yes, sir Let's see now What would a handsome man like dr. Olson like to talk about with a pretty girl like Miss Tuttle all alone on a moonlit night like last night? Let's forget dr. Olson you'll be able to forget him soon mr. Gilles leave what's this Betty? I noticed in the paper this morning that he's leaving town. Yes, I didn't see that Leroy hand me the paper Quickly, okay, it's a little squib on one the inside pages. That is oh Yes, dr. Clarence Olson having completed his internship at City Hospital Plans to establish a general practice in the Northwest. He's leaving this week for Seattle, Washington Yeah Say he's going a long way. Yeah, you bet. I wonder if he's considered Australia Miss Gilles leave that leaves you a clear field with mr. Tuttle Well, not that I ever considered him competition. Oh, no, he just happens to be the type. I heartily dislike Right George. I wonder if Grace has heard the good news. I think I'll give her a ring Maybe dr. Olson gave her a ring last night Olson leaving town well Of course, I don't want to appear to be gloating over this Hello, good morning Grace. This is rock Martin. Oh Yeah, I don't know if you've seen the morning paper. No, I haven't yeah I imagine you heard that Clarence Olson is leaving town. Yes, and I suppose it makes you very happy You know I was so angry with you last night Clarence comes over on practically his last night in town And you try to spoil it for him. Oh Grace. It was all in good fun Well, it wasn't funny to anybody but you the idea staying around. Well, I didn't know what he was up to Did he propose? He only came over to tell me he's leaving town Is that all and I hope your conscience hurt you for being so mean to him now Grace I have no conscience about this. I have nothing against Olson now that he's leaving town A promising young doctor of fly weight. Yeah, I didn't go that far. I just call him a lightweight Well, I think you owe Clarence an apology. I'm sorry Grace. Why don't I come over tonight and we'll talk about it? I think I'm gonna have a headache tonight You just don't want to see me. No for some reason she seems to be taking dr. Olson side. Yeah Yeah, I guess I did sort of spoil his date But actually I wish him all the luck in the world After he's gone. Yes, sir. You can afford to like him now. What's this birdie? They say out of sight out of mind and you wouldn't mind seeing him out of sight. You well Yeah, sir, that's the same out of sight out of mind and you like him out of sight now birdie Miss. He'll see you know when you like that. Oh, yes, that's right when he's way out of sight But he thinks I've been picking on dr. Olson Yeah, I wonder if PB's heard about his leaving town You go to sleep. What can I do for you today? PB, I guess you know Clarence Olson is going to Seattle. Yeah, when do you start dancing in the street? Wait a minute. Yeah, I consider Clarence a friend. Okay Just because he's a rival doesn't mean I don't wish him well when he leaves baby. I Understand mr. Gillies leave. All right. I remember how kindly I felt toward one of mrs. PB's suitors after he joined the army, you know, he went to Germany to chase the Kaiser and I stayed home and caught mrs. PB He got out after a three-year hitch and I'm still in When is the good doctor leaving next week the paper said and I intend to make a friend of him before he goes Well, you should do something for him. He's leaving you clear field with miss Grace Tuttle Yeah, I have a little problem with Grace PV. You don't change. She thinks I've been a little rough on Clarence Oh, it's not he gave you the worst of it. Yeah, I'll PV. We just have our little playful exchanges But I'm willing to let bygones be bygones and I want Grace to know how I've changed toward Clarence Well, why don't you call her and tell her? Well, I did she hung up on me. Oh, you are in bed Well, Grace is right Perhaps I should apologize to Clarence. He isn't a bad sort PV. He's a good spender in here He's free-hearted. All right. He took me in my date to dinner once Because he dropped me off before he took my girl home, but he probably didn't mean anything bad No, he could have been saving gasoline Now I don't think it was that he was driving my car But I've forgotten all that PV. I owe Clarence Olson the dinner and he owes you for the gas and the girl You well, I'm not one to hold a grudge I'm gonna invite good old Clarence's dinner. Yeah, I'll invite Grace too. Well, that should get you in good with Miss Tuttle PV I'm doing this to prove to Clarence. I'm his friend. I'm not doing it to impress Grace Tuttle No, I wouldn't say that Grace instead of coming over I didn't want her to hang up on me before I could explain I hope she doesn't like PV and thinks I'm giving Olson a dinner just to make up with her Perhaps I should make it a big affair sort of a testimonial dinner. Yeah, if I George, I will I'll go all out You know, Grace, it's me. Oh, I thought it was the laundry man No, but I'm willing to throw in the towel May I come in? Well, thank you Yeah, I came over to ask if you can come to dinner tomorrow evening We had a date, you know before all this came up I know we did but and I want Clarence to join us. You want Clarence to join us? Yeah Good old Clarence. As a matter of fact, I've decided to turn it into a testimonial dinner for him. How does that sound? Throckmorton, are you all right? Oh, yes, indeed Yeah, I realize I've done Clarence an injustice and I want to make amends honor bright I really believe you do. He's just starting out in this profession Fine young doctor and I want to give him a good send-off. I hoped you'd feel that way you bet He's leaving all his friends here in Summerfield Going way out to the Northwest where he doesn't know anyone Isn't gonna be easy establishing a practice. I know you probably have to start way out in the country Tending the sick in the woods fording the rivers through the rain following the stork Throckmorton, you will you come to our dinner, Grace? I'll be delighted and I think you're wonderful. You do? You know that kiss you came back for the other night and didn't get? Yes. Here it is. I like being good We'll be back in just a minute You'll find a brand new label tomorrow in the department where your grocer displays cooking and salad oils It tells you there's a brand new kind of craft oil craft all-purpose oil and liquid shortening Here's why the craft folks put the words all-purpose on every bottle of new craft oil Instead of being blended for just one or two uses New craft oil is blended right for dozens of uses for every kind of deep frying and pan frying For any baking recipe that calls for liquid shortening and for the smoothest salad dressings you've ever made New craft oil is so truly all-purpose. 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I need your help on a little project birdie I'm thinking of giving a testimonial dinner tomorrow night. Yes, you think you can prepare it Birdie's cooked everything else. I don't know why she can't cook a testimonial Oh, you know what I mean I thought I'd invite mr. Peavey yes and Miss Tuttle of course of course and dr. Olson come again He'll be the guest of honor Dr. Olson's gonna be the guest of honor. Yeah, that's right birdie the dinner's for him. Yes, indeed You're inviting your best girl and your worst rival to the same dinner Birdie why do you keep asking questions? Oh, I can't believe After all he's leaving town that's the answer Well, birdie, it's my way of patching fences. Yes, you want to patch them with roast beef or bake ham Yeah, lolly Roy. Yeah, I'll leave the dinner to you birdie. Yes What dinner from mr. Gil sleeves give him the testimonial dinner for dr. Olson. Yeah Gosh, you sure are glad to get him out of town. Aren't you why does everybody keep saying that because it's true My boy, I have my reasons for inviting him over it's a trap, huh? Right, you want me to hang a bucket of water over the door for when he comes in No, how about wiring the doorbells when he sticks his finger on the buzzer? There'll be none of that let the air out of his tires while he's eating your dinner Boy, if I was dr. Olson, I'd never walk into a booby trap like this Is he really coming you? Well, I've left messages, but he hasn't answered my call I think I'll stop by the hospital to see him too bad. You can't get him on the phone What do you mean if he gets you in that hospital? He may have your appendix out before you can tell him why you're there Adding Olson to dinner is eating a lot of crow, but it'll sure put me in solid with grace Oh, there he is in his office May I come in clearance? Oh gilder sleeve delighted to see you. You are never expected such a break climb up on the table. What? Now, what did I do with my scalpel nurse ether? You know, wait a minute my gloves mask gown prepare for surgery Oh Social call fine. We'll take out your social security Stop pushing me toward the table. I came to invite you to dinner Ah You're inviting me to dinner. Why well con found it. Also, I'm trying to be friendly With me well after all you're leaving town. I thought you'd be around to gloat That's why I didn't answer your phone calls Now clearance. This is a legitimate invitation. I've invited grace grace. I told her I wanted to do this for you Now I see what's rattling around in that gourd you use for a head Oh Let's not bite the hand that's trying to feed you Now gilder sleeve, you know, you're doing this just to impress grace me. Oh No, you're glad to get rid of me. Yeah, look clearance I have a date with grace tomorrow night to prove my sincerity. You can pick her up and bring her to the dinner Well, thank you gilder sleeve. Yeah, that's all right. I'll be glad to take your date But I don't know where I'll take her to dinner What a hard man to like Sneaky-osin He didn't think he's gonna take my girl somewhere else to dinner. I'll put him on the spot Well, I'm here. I'll invite the head of the hospital. Now the ex-internal have to come Yes, yes, it may I come in come in come in Thank you Dr. Mason. Yes, what is it? What is it? Well, I'm Throck Morton P. Gildersley water commissioner something wrong with our water Don't you want to see the janitor? That's who you want the janitor? No, no, no, I want you I don't know anything about water. I'm head of the hospital. Well, that's why I want you. I mean Dr. Mason, I know you're a busy man, but I'd like to invite you to dinner. I'm afraid I don't understand You know it's sort of a testimonial dinner for one of your young doctors. Oh Did he deliver your baby or something? Oh, no No, I'm not married. This is dr. Clarence Olson who's leaving Summerfield Olson Oh, yes, good man. Good man. I just thought it'd mean a lot to him if an important man like you would come Nice of you to ask me, but I I don't think I can make it. Oh, dr. Mason I realize this is an unusual request, but I know your reputation for giving young doctors a boost How about it? I'd like to but I have such a busy schedule. Yeah, but busy men should relax That's what you tell your patients, isn't it? Yeah Doctor, let's not be afraid to take our own medicine Especially in a good cause Well, let's see tomorrow night seven-ish roast beef. I'll be there. I'll be there Table looks beautiful birdie. Thank you, sir Things in the kitchen smell mighty good, too. Thank you, sir. Not so loud birdie Might be the head of the hospital. Oh, I forgot they used to them quiet zones. Yeah, I'll get the door And I'll get the kitchen Dr. Mason. No, this is your friendly neighborhood. Juggies Come in. I forgot to turn on the porch light. I don't need a light to lead me to birdies roast beef Well, you're the first arrival have a check. Thank you Finally get dr. Olson to come did you yeah, I told him the head of the hospital will be here So he'd better show up. Mr. Garnes leave you certainly going to a lot of trouble to entertain your arrival Yeah, I know but it'll soon be over And tonight let's say some nice things about him. Well, I don't know dr. Olson well enough to pay him a lot of compliments, mr. Garnes, please Yeah, it isn't easy for me to say anything about a fellow who's always trying to steal my girl Frankly, I'll be glad when he settles in Seattle. By the way, where is mr. Oh, yeah, as a friendly gesture. I'm letting Olson bring her tonight That's about as friendly as you can get Oh, there the RPB excuse me Yeah, good evening mr. Gilda sleep. Well dr. Mason come here. Thank you. I don't close the door There are a couple of love birds coming up the walk. Oh Dr. Olson and his girlfriend. Oh They don't have to stand out there looking at the moon. We're waiting grace Fine-looking couple a gilda sleep. Oh, yes. If I are you coming grace Don't rush us gilda sleep. I'm showing grace the stars If he doesn't bring my girl in the house, he's gonna see some new ones Think we can persuade anybody birdie. I'm up to here. It was a wonderful dinner birdie. It's delicious. Yes, it was Thank you one and all I want you to know birdie. You served my favorite dessert Oh, dr. Olson, you can thank mr. Gilda sleep for that. He took pains to have everything you like Even his best girl I It was a wonderful thought throck Morton. Well, I wanted clearance to have something to remember about summer field Oh, I have quite a lot to remember Haven't we grace I'll be glad when he's gone Excuse me mr. Gilda sleep. Yes, baby. When are you going to make the speech? I have to get home and write to miss it You well, I did have a few words to say about our departing friend Necessary throck morton. You know I insist. What's the testimonial dinner without a little testimony? Well, if it's gonna be a long speech, maybe I will have some coffee. Yeah, I'll be brief. Yeah your attention folks I Thought it appropriate to have this little dinner party with close friends and the distinguished head of city hospital Thank you as a gesture of our high regard for a man who Despite our banter and fun has crept into our hearts As dr. Mason mentioned to me he's a good man a man summerfield hates to lose but we know a man with Clarence Olson's personality Drive and ability will make his mark in Seattle That's a lot to say but it's worth it to have grace all of myself when he leaves Gilda sleep your fine tribute to dr. Olson has started me thinking Yes, doctor Mason since he has made so many friends I believe he would be quite an addition to the permanent staff here at city hospital Sorry dr. Mason Clarence has made his plans. Yes. Yes. Thanks to your touching demonstration of friendship killed a sleeve I've decided to stay here. Oh Great deal this leave will be back in just 30 seconds Next time you go shopping be sure to get a bottle of wonderful new craft all-purpose oil and liquid shortening Some oils are good for one use and not so good for others But new craft oil is perfect for everything It's so truly all-purpose you'll use new craft oil in your kitchen every day for pan frying deep frying Baking and delicious homemade salad dressings Remember new craft all-purpose oil and liquid shortening. I'm glad mr. Gilseed. I can't get over dr. Olson decided to stay here in summer field. Yeah, I'm ready your testimony. Oh dinner backfired, huh, uncle In a way, and you even let him bring your girl to the dinner Well, I got to drive her home. Yeah. Yeah when Olson went out to his car. He had four flat tires Leroy, did you let the air out of dr. Olson's time? 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