 Hello everybody he here welcome back to another episode of 31 days of Halloween tonight We are watching wish master free on to be to be is a free app. You don't even need to have an account But we're gonna be watching that you can watch along at home through to be I will not be streaming the movie here Just so that's clear Make y'all wishes Hey J rod, how you doing? Hey Jordan? I never watched this but looking forward to it this one This one's wild and I thought it was important to do this one I just saw on discord that Haley will not be able to join us tonight But Haley's the reason why we're watching it She mentioned how much she liked this she likes this movie. Unfortunately. She won't be able to join us tonight But we're gonna watch it Anyways, I really wish she could be here But this one is a whole lot of fun and I chose this one specifically not only because of Haley But because this movie is full full of Horror icons I'm not gonna mention any of them before the movie starts, but I will be pointing them out whenever they pop up All of I would say all of the big horror icons are in this movie and it's a it's gonna be fun Keep an eye out for Easter eggs most definitely. Yo Derek Feels like I haven't talked to y'all for this. Well, I saw the other night What a surprise I watched this movie yesterday nice one awesome Yeah, this one is one of those I've seen all the movies in the And thank you for renewing Derek. Thank you. I appreciate the renewal over there This one I've seen all of the horrible sequels to this one and this one isn't all that great But it is a fun watch That definitely writes in the middle as far as like three stars Again, it's It is not a good movie. It's not a great movie, but it's an okay movie Let's see here it does it does it does Um, just stopping by hey boggle. How you doing? I'm leaving to go pick up pizza and not sure if I'll be back or not All right. Well, enjoy your pizza if you if you miss out on the movie But I am I'm ready for a chill hour and a half here Just to kick back and relax with my friends. That's the whole point of these weekend streams Is just hang out with you guys and uh goof off So Andrew devoff devoff, I'm not sure plays the titular wishmaster or the the gin This cannot be confused with any kind of actual cultural Historical significance to the gin. It's just It's just a movie. So don't expect to get any deep lore or anything like that As it says an evil creature is released after being in prison for centuries Tries to steal the soul of the scientists who released who released it and Awaken its brethren. That's what we're getting into tonight So hi, is everybody doing what y'all been up to you guys reading doing anything Sorry, I haven't been on the discord much, but I'm trying to Trying to get things done Trying to have downtime whenever I can have downtime It's gonna be really limited also the twitch streams will the schedule will be changing because Dan starts their job On Monday, and I got to make sure that the twitch streams are in line with with their work schedule So and we'll be getting started here at 5 p.m. Central Standard Time Which is about 23 minutes from now in the past few days. I wrote shorts. Oh Very cool been so long since I read it's nice to nice to see you back writing again I've been reading it for ages not much time next month. I'll have more time though sweet sweet Yeah, our glass, you're right I don't I'm not I'm not gonna you know sit here and say I am an expert on the mythology or any of that stuff But uh, yeah Maybe he could read to us not tonight not tonight as soon as this is over I got to go because I got to have some kind of downtime But I think in the original I but what I was getting at it our glass is I think in the original one It's kind of like the monkey's paw as in when you do wish you don't get the wish that you want the Jinn does you know mischievous stuff and messes with you and gives you Like an evil version of what you want kind of thing Fuel tank on my truck got punctured and now I'm stuck until they build a new one might be Out up to a week. Holy shit. Well, I hope it ain't that long You still need to edit a little. Yeah. Oh, yeah, but yeah, I just realized what what uh, what lazy was saying Yes, if you wanted me to read it on stream, I could do it some other time Just not tonight and like yeah, like you said you still have to edit so Right that makes sense. Yeah, that's that's what I gather anyways once again, I am not a I'm no expert. I don't know much of anything About any of that stuff so all I know is what I've learned in in books and movies and things like that I haven't actually studied it any So I ain't gonna sit here and spout off about how this is an accurate or that is an accurate I do know from reading reviews a long time ago that they get a lot of things wrong in this movie and I I get it I mean that they were just trying to make a horror movie and Stumbled across probably a story that they didn't look too deeply into and just decided, okay I'm going to take this and make it my own I Understand you'll notice I haven't seen Sent sent him any of mine. I got you Yeah, I do it. I do hope that that is resolved very quickly Derek. I Also got a text you man. I forgot to text you I got something to tell you It ain't like good or bad news. I just keep forgetting to text you. I'll just fuck it. I'll just text you right now Do-do-do-do Have a no I never could get into I Never could get into supernatural Gin can grant any wish or solve any problem and their shapeshifters that that's pretty much what this is So and I think you know this I'm sure you've seen this one before but anyways, that's that's pretty much What what this is? It's uh Yeah, but it's definitely not to be taken seriously In fact, this one's over at the top in in the best possible way But yeah, the fun that we're gonna have tonight is Is trying to Trying to find all of the horror icons as we go As we go through What have you been reading? I haven't been reading anything Jordan I have not had a chance to sit down and read in over over two weeks It's it's been hectic also I had some issues with if I don't know if anybody paid attention to the schedule But the schedule has changed considerably for 31 days of Halloween because I had first I had one corrupted video Then I had another video that I just didn't like whatsoever It was literally five minutes of me just sitting there rambling about everything but the the book that I was supposed to be talking about and I didn't like it. So I got rid of that. So I have replaced those videos But now I don't have videos for the last two days of the month We still got two weeks and and a couple days before I have to get those out So I'm not stressing it. But yeah Yeah, great horror actor cameos. Yeah, definitely a Lot of kids I've chatted with totally believe in Jin, but are respectfully scared of them Okay They are made of fire. I think I remember I think I recall and I think that's anyways I don't want to give any spoilers for the movie But I think that has something to do with this too if I remember correctly probably not because it's been at least a decade You're drinking a strawberry cream. Dr. Pepper Thanks for asking What oh? What's up? Okay? No, man. He just said what's up? That's uh, that's funny But there's a way I can't get I can't get into those strawberry cream ones No, I can't it's to be just like Netflix in the US so many good movies You got a VPN so you can watch no, it's nothing like Netflix because it's they don't there are to be originals But they aren't very good also To be is a 100% free Netflix doesn't have a free tier at all So yeah, it's it's 100% free. Yes. That's the most important part and that's why I chose this I don't care too much for the Sony branded one. It's called crackle. I don't care too much for that But this one usually has some really good The wishmasters just like oh, yeah, sure. Yes. Yes, Lazy. You're absolutely right Going into this movie Yeah, it definitely keep that in mind that this is basically just a retelling of my dream of genie I can't even keep a straight face. I know food funny film and That's life that's And y'all y'all know how I was saying I wasn't feeling great I wasn't feeling myself And I was just kind of dragon. You know, I wasn't I wasn't in a good mood. I wasn't in a perky mood I wasn't my usual, you know, my usual vibe. I thought it was because of my medicine It is not because of my medicine I forgot that I got a flu shot the day that I went to the doctor also So all the basically I had the flu without having the flu You know how it feels like you're getting over the flu when you get your flu shot. That's what happened So I'm fine now It's like cake boss except with wishes. Yes, that's perfect. Perfect. Let's all go into this movie thinking that it's like cake boss But with wishes, that's that's exactly what this movie is Hey, zoop speaking of you Are there any other puppet combo games that you have played that you would recommend because I went to go look through the puppet combo Repertoire their their resume and they got a lot of them And I don't know if any of them are are anywhere near as good as blood wash I was talking to my oldest and they said oh, no, maybe shell told me shell told me that Dan said That it's one of their better games. So I want to stick on the the better side of things. You're glad I'm feeling that Thank you. Ty. How are you doing? Are you doing better? I? Have not been able to keep up with anybody the this past couple of weeks It has been insanely hectic and you know how life is if you have something you need to get done There's gonna be 10 other things that need to be done at the same time But if you don't have anything to do At least in my in my experience if I don't have anything to do There's nothing to do like nobody bothers me nobody brings up anything, you know I'm just doing nothing, but as soon as I have one thing on my plate The whole smorgasbord gets pulled out gets poured out onto my platter You're doing much better. That's awesome. That's good Are either one of those good zoop Murder house and Christmas Massacre I'm just impressed on how I'm just impressed at how scary that game actually was It legitimately made me jump and scream numerous times. Well, you guys were here, you know Hang on. Hang on D-Wrek is that you responding to me? Yeah, yeah, probably Yeah, I got it. I got it. I figured that was you Yeah, so still interested but yeah, I don't I don't know when whenever she has a chance It's next this next week is gonna be much much easier on me So nights at the gates of hell is supposed to be really good, but I haven't played it yet I don't I'll check to see if that one why I'm pretty sure my PC can handle those games So if I can't find them on PlayStation then I will definitely try to find them on you know PC I'm not sure it's got to be as easy as just capturing like the screen on my computer I'm guessing I still don't know how any of this works I got it all set set up and I can stream games just fine, but I Never know when I'm gonna run into an issue and half the time I don't even know how to fix the issue They are both very different. Well, which one do you prefer? I'm guessing blood wash I Guess I definitely want to play another one this month I want to because I tried playing scorn, which we're supposed to play next Saturday. Yeah That one I don't have the brain for that one It's nothing but like puzzles and I don't I don't I thought it was a first-person shooter But it's more it's more mist and ribbon type game very weird It's cool looking though Christmas Massacre is you have to kill people as long as it's not as I Don't know Realistic in its brutality as Texas chainsaw. I should be alright Because I don't mind playing as the killer and like I don't mind playing as Jason in Friday the 13th Because all the kills are like comical and over the top Same with a dead by daylight. I don't mind playing the killers there, but the ones in Texas chainsaw massacre Yeah, those those ones mess me up. It's just I don't know. It's just malicious It's not fun It looks like oh, yeah, I know I know how bad all of them look about the same They use the same engine to make all of them. Oh Here's something interesting. Have you guys ever heard of a phenomenon called runners itch? You guys ever had that ever ever heard of it at least So if you haven't I'm about to tell you what it is So runners and weight lifters sometimes too it all depends on how much, you know, your your heart's pumping How much oxygen is getting into your system? so When when you're getting More oxygen than you usually get or too much your skin starts to crawl and you get all itchy You you've heard of it. Okay, so As you guys know I had a sleep study. They said I had sleep apnea put me on the CPAP ever since I was put on the CPAP I've been kind of itching all over and It's What what me and my doctor came to terms with was it's probably because I'm finally getting the proper amount of oxygen When I'm sleeping and it's opening up all the blood vessels and everything So I find I find that interesting that you can also have runners itch Just waking up in the morning because you're getting the proper amount of oxygen when you sleep Deadly night might be what you're looking for deadly night. All right. Hey, Mel. What is up my witches? That wasn't cringe at all All right, so deadly night puppet combo All right. Yeah, me too, Ty. Me too For those of you just joining us we'll be getting started in nine minutes We are watching wishmaster on to be I will not be showing the movie here There's always someone who is confused and I understand it is confusing I'm streaming myself watching a movie But I want to watch it with you guys and I can't do that because a copyright and all that wonderful stuff So what we do is we basically three two one we all click play and we watch we're gonna end up in different places because of Ads and whatnot, but we're just hanging out watching a goofy fun horror movie Yeah, you watch yours at home and I'll watch mine here And if you have steam they'll probably be on sale for Halloween like last year. All right, I'll go I do have steam. I think Dan has my steam account, but I do have steam. I'll just make another one. I Have my grass ready. I should be watching it stoned with y'all. That's oh that reminds me. I must take my Medicine to I must I must be must Musty musty musty must. Hey, yo, what's up, Tane? How you doing my friend? Ain't seeing you in a minute. You seem to have like periods where you're not around and then periods when you when you do come around I'm glad you reminded me to and these are just a little 12 milligram THC ones So there ain't much in it at all. I have to go out and get some other ones Okay, Tane. That's fine Either way, I appreciate your support on both platforms. You definitely one of the ones that go above and beyond Thank you so much. It's cold in here The nip. Let's be nipplin. It's cold Also, Tane the The schedule over on twitch is going to be changing soon first the first change is going to be probably later streams Because my oldest just got a job and I got to be I have to be available to take them to and from work and then Once me and Chad get done. I'm planning on streaming Earlier in the day and go longer. I don't know if Derek still wants to do the writing project with me or not But that probably won't start until next year. I'm not sure I'm I'm not ready to jump right into something else as far as a writing stream So I'll probably be doing streams over on twitch more often than just regular videos over here on YouTube But yeah, those are all the updates. I think things are changing things are changing What is the manner of this job Dan is they are doing there They've got a job at the local movie theater. So they will be there Yeah, I don't know what exactly they're in their job entails, but I'm sure it'll be a sum of everything You know how they treat new new teenagers that have never worked before I had a very scary moment last night they were doing their training online at Home and shell told me about I was like hold up. Hold on Then we just talked to him about not doing any work off the clock and She goes, oh, yeah So I waited until you know that they were done and then they came out and I was like We need to talk. I don't want to scare you off this job But you need to get paid for what you just did and they're like, oh, no, it's fine That they said that I will whatever however long it takes me to get that done then they'll pay me for it So but yeah, I was like you take advantage of my kid if you want to fuck around and find out Top of the year sounds cool. Yeah, let's shoot for January Yeah, nice. I've that's one of my dream jobs is working in a movie theater and I've never been able to get on with one but They got on pretty and on top of that their manager was willing to wait almost two weeks for us to get the sole Security card and the ID and all that stuff fixed which is why I've been run ragged the past two weeks But it's all worth it. They got the job. They're starting Monday. Everything's gonna be a okay Thank you, Ty Did you ever wonder why the new year is the middle of winter? It should be in March a good point I mean, I know why it's all because of what is it the Roman calendar or something like That's where we get August, you know, all that anyways, I mean, I know why it exists, but yeah, I mean, it doesn't make much sense nowadays Spring being the beginning and ending in February which has the shortest amount of days that would make more sense Yeah, also the only reason February is the shortest month is because we don't actually have 24-hour days it's like 24 hours and 56 minutes something like that it's it's not actually 24 hours so we have to Fix that some kind of way so we have leap year. That's that's a lot of information condensed into a very small Parcel but that's the reason It's not religion it's just someone shows that that was the way things were supposed to be and It was Roman. Maybe there's some religion in there because you can't talk about Rome without yeah, it's man-made time That's that's all it is. Thanks Jayrod Man-made time and Time made man. I feel like people I feel like people feel like September is the beginning of the new year Fair I can see that Three more minutes everybody three more minutes Okay, got drinks and snacks. Hell. Yeah, Jordan. We got three minutes y'all y'all I got something I can't have it on stream Because I got to wait and try it with everyone else in the house But I got cookie dough Milky Way and cookie dough Twix The fat kid is happy. I love anything cookie dough and oh my god. It sounds amazing Cookie dough Twix cookie dough Milky Way Lucky you Yeah, he's he's he's good. He's good. Don't tempt me Frodo Did the temptation is real Okay, so the I got family size so To come in the Milky Way and for come in the twix So I got two of each so each one of us, you know, the four-person family each one of us can have One candy bar well except for the twix it'd be two sticks, but you get what I'm saying anyways I like potato chip Reese's Oh It's like that one that has like pretzels All different kinds of stuff in it. What is it a take five those things are dangerous, man Those things are dangerous It is I'm sure it is Jayrod, but I haven't had it yet I'm curious. I saw cookie dough Mars the other day and I was like As you're you're Canadian, right? So I mean Mars owns Milky Way and they own Twix I've never had a Mars bar though. I don't know. I wouldn't even know where to hell to find them All right, one moment. Yeah, let me go ahead and cut the lights get my headphones on Have a clock on the back in my drop top watching whismaster All right What what what color we should go with we got green if it's the green shirt We got blue. I'm blue da boo dee da boo da We got red and then we have subtle variations of each one of those That mean with the raccoon and he's like family-sized. Maybe I am a fam. Exactly. Hey Zee Lee. How you doing just in time? All right, so in y'all ready y'all ready in three in two in one play Green Green for Zee Lee. Yeah, let's do this Milky Way is sweeter though. Yeah, I I've Milky Way is damn near like the sweetest because you have caramel and you have chocolate and all that stuff. It's just yeah, I Mean, they're all I think every candy bar here in the States is either between 210 and 260 calories They're all about the same green is soothing Right on the movie has not started yet. It has now started but I had a pretty significant commercial upfront Is this live entertainment? I don't even think that's a company anymore Yeah, I got one too zoop. West Craven presents Yes, this is a rest West Craven film a Pierre David production A Robert Kurtzman film Wait, isn't that the walking dead dude? Wish master Tell me your wishes three That looks like the that little skull thing looks like the thing from Hellboy Chris lemon Wendy Benson Tony Crane Jenny O'Hara There's that head again And you're gonna you're gonna see all these horror icon names, but the fun part is Actually finding them in the movie They're not really hidden, but it's yeah, it's really fun And it has been forever since I've seen this Wish I was a little bit taller Was I wish I was this and then I would call her. Oh, man, but that brings back memories That was about the same era of Regulators mount up That candle looks like a penis That candle got a accoutrement Okay Yeah, I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her yeah, I Remember the song I do not remember all the lyrics Y'all remember Eman ea mo in Fuck what I said. Don't me shit now Presents might as well throw them out That was my jam. I broke up with somebody right around the time that shit came out That was my jam poignant Oh accoutrement Random narration is random. Yeah the fire we were right. No, it's even. I know that one for a fact Yeah, fuck it. I don't want you back by even I Know that one way this movie opens as cool as hell It's like Angus scrim. It does the tall man. It does sound like him It might actually be honestly because this movie is full of Easter eggs It might be uncredited But we don't hear we don't hear that narrator again this entire movie if I remember correctly That's so cool. Oh Oh, okay. That must okay Must not have showed that one Got you. Okay. We're on the same page now Derek. The only thing I saw was that might be a row song not even Never mind. That's my bad. I was like, how you gonna get that one wrong? Oh Oh Got him looking like the second episode of never mind the old Ray Harry how's and Skeleton sold. Oh my god. Oh My god Yeah, their loss was the elo family's game help us Yeah, Mel's called me that forever I love Mel. Don't get it twisted. I love meth. They really just put a wobble funhouse effect on this and called it a day That's hilarious Got your rock bitch the special effects. Oh 97 was hard on a lot of us Locked his ass in the Phantom Zone. Is that too obtuse? Is that is that too vague of a reference for you guys? I hope not. Oh shit. It's uh Rami's brother and There goes Robert England Freddy Krueger himself Yeah, Ted Raimi. Yeah, I feel like we need a movie with Ted Raimi and Cliff Opie's brother Cliff Howard we need a movie with just those two. It's it's like those those It's like those commercials It's like those commercials where there's like infomercials where they're put like they can't even pour spaghetti into a colander That's what did that whole section reminded me of Billy Ray Cyrus And this was back when Billy Ray Cyrus was big too Dick Valentine Dick Valentine is a fallout for reference, isn't it? I'm pretty sure it is either way. Oh This is gonna be a rough watch I can already tell Especially once this gummy kicks in I'm gonna be doing nothing, but just absolutely roasting it. I know I am Lead singer of electric six I'm pretty sure there's a dick Valentine. Isn't he the or maybe he's just the it's detective Valentine from fallout for The Android detective. Oh, no not tennis Why people doing shit White people deodorant commercial Mentos the fresh maker you switched over to scream for I don't blame you That's like Linda Hamilton's little sister and no one can convince me otherwise That's definitely a Linda Hamilton face. Oh the voice dubbing is Bad even sounds like Linda Hamilton. Don't go out with him. Now. I want a hot dog No, I haven't Mel you always you always have the best movies I need to find that one if you got it if you got a title. I definitely need to watch that Please take his hat off Please take that hat off Please Put your own good Because you look six. I'm just saying take your hat. Take the take take his hat off. Take it off. Take it off Linda said take it off. I don't know what this is. There's a coochie diamond Home by Christmas. Oh That a hallmark movie sounds like a hallmark movie Gray fingerless clothes this woman is So done with men I Can't remember her backstory, but she is done Yeah, this is true. I think you're that's a that's a very low Estimate, but you're close and get a for effort definitely an a for effort Well, I thought I see you finish swallow that like a ibuprofen or something Oh She didn't rub the doodad She didn't rub the doodad You're right there Mel. Absolutely right of physics. Whoo Yeah, pretty much every now and again. They find some other like 80s TV star that you know That's kind of great at the temples and throw them into something But for the most part you're right whoever this year's Reese Witherspoon is I already got an ad coming good God to be How dare you be free with ads? How dare you? Commercial and it's a commercial for to be don't care. I know all this Yes, ooh, I get to unlock like and dislike buttons Fantastic, right a free account today. Hmm. Well, these old computer systems, bro Thermal increase detected Yeah, same here Mel same here. Oh No Crack the Gem Lucy the Gem Lucy is now wide open. Oh Here he comes the special effects the prop design Lord Jesus Did y'all hear the Bye, it's just some bro a Pacific Bell Payphone a Pacific are you watching this? This is this is a cultural phenomenon. This is a this is a time capsule if you will He got blowed up. Oh, no, the computer is computerizing too hard Here he comes Looking like a whole alien. Why does he look so bad? This is like watching leprechaun all over again Some horror movies you just can't take seriously Everybody's been to have a bad time But the the 1940s called they want their special effects back Mars attacks looking ass Easy or suffering Confidant looking at him squishy He made a squishy bits that's horror hand in case y'all don't know that's horror hand There are certain flaws in this This is true lazy. This is true. Oh Look at double caked up on a Tuesday. What's wrong with him? Jin booty booty Jin Love me some victory If this is what would happen if a HR Geiger made Freddy Kruger you made my rocks It does look that's what I was trying to think of yeah swamp thing is another one. Yeah, you right We like crane from Ninja Turtles Josh dead as hell. Is he Linda Hamilton? I think you knew the Josh you can see the piercing in his ear y'all you can see how he usually wears earrings. You see it The cop I know you you you got earrings Can I see your earrings? I want to know what kind of earrings you're wearing dude for real for real See you side pharmacy. Oh Lord, here we go That definitely J rod love him. He's another horror icon and here comes another one Look at him. Fantastic, baby Phantasm Reggie Bannister This is this is one of the best death scenes in any horror movie ever coming up. It's the absolute best You'll see I got your taxes swinging So badass he played himself in the phantasm series here comes We're getting there. Oh The juggerjack oh Damn, this ain't the one nevermind. I was wrong. I was wrong. Which one is it? Oh, I hope it's this one I lied to y'all this ain't it for those of you in the know. It's the go fuck yourself I thought this was the one it was not that's my bad I think it's actually now that I think about I think it's the second one But anyways if if it's it doesn't matter Damn it. I hope it's this one though. I really hope it's this one Everybody in this joint smoking like one of the last The last generation of wet every single movie had someone smoking whoo that hair I am two two episodes away from the end. My review will be up probably next week now I have seen a Rea resurfacing of people smoking in books. Yeah, I try not to add that not because I Think there's no moral obligation to or not to in my defense I just can never remember who smokes and who doesn't it's it's something. I've always had a problem with And the last time I fought with that was life after Dane because the main character smoked And I kept forgetting to have to give her smoke breaks Hey, that's that's why I read your comment Derek You can like it You can formally disagree. I wish some of these movies knew what they were You know what i'm talking about Like there's no need for character development in this movie none whatsoever Nothing there's there's no purpose for character development in this and there's as much Space for character development in this as most porn Which is none zero to none We did not need they she even has the linda hamilton standing by a chain link fence Dreaming of fire. I mean come on. It's linda hamilton. This is this is termnator prequel or something I don't know. This is what linda was doing before arnie showed up Butt naked in an alleyway The only reason this movie exists is to give us special effects. That is it It was shambolic The puppet man Do you wish there was no character? Yes, I I I do As you wish All of a sudden it just changes to You hear the porn hub intro start and it's like, okay. I got what I wanted. Uh-oh. It's billy ray again is that Is that diamond dallas page is that ddp Sean cassidy concert. Oh my god. No, what if he hears you? That's diamond dallas page. No one's gonna be able to tell me different That man is a wrestling yoga genius It does too look like him That do run run run da do run run That is diamond dallas page Did I get fucked? No, but you can now I don't know what the context Yes, it does I well, we're gonna we're gonna pull up who that actor is And then we're gonna do a she's gonna break his achy breaky heart. Yes lots of lots lots of wrestlers in horror movies. Yes lots of wrestlers You got kane and some of that there See no evil Some other ones ddp is been in some Uh, some of them uh, some of them are rob zombie movies Oh, it's freddy again. I cannot believe we still have Another hour of this movie left. Oh my god, Derek Oh my god You better get yourself a hotel for the night or something That's how wwe ended up making that wretched leopard. Yeah, I remember that yeah And they got the uh, the little person uh wrestler to do the yeah The butterfly effect two stars a wrestler amazing We're missing robert england hang on Too good for this movie isn't this where he says something I think he says something to the to the extent of I dream a genie is just a farce like real genies are actual demons or whatever. I think he actually brings that up Yeah, he He does not look ah, you he does too. He do too I'm gonna die on this hill Statue of ddp right there. See It's just a bust as a roman general general or whatever There's a wrestler in the jumanji I don't know his name Yeah, there is a yeah, good good catch j rod. Good catch. Yeah, absolutely right. That is pizuzu Oh, no, what if this movie inspired me? Do not speak such Such blasphemy here. Yeah, he's just messing with us j rod because he liked it I'm on bullshit today. Let's put on our big boy pants and um Just took homie's face off. He's like, I'm gonna wear this one the way she just freaks out randomly Oh, she was into that Is as useful as a butthole on the breathtaking Have you seen litter candy? No, I haven't a zoop. I think you're right I think the scene I'm thinking of is in part two. That sucks. I really like that scene One of my favorite horror movie kills of all time If we're going out of 10, I'll give it three The best actor in the entire movie is this lady Look at how puzzled linda hamilton looks Is like, oh, shit. She's actually acting. Should I try better? Should I How the fuck are you doing that lady? This is the speech I was talking about freestyle freestyle battle I know Okay, ladies. Is that man handsome because no Right. I see that thing coming at me I ain't even a female, but I mace mace is exactly what's coming out if I see him walking toward me He looked like he sniffed panties Look like he got a piss kink He looked like he asked you on the second date if he can take a poop on your chest I'm like his breasts smell like milk This is the same music that's playing with when buffalo bill is like Put the lotion and no no when he's dancing in silence of the lambs. That was that music Pre-poop permission You do not need to be in this movie lady. You are act out acting everyone in this film Maybe I don't know the name of it. I just know the song And he's like That's the name baby Fair enough Had no idea My man's name is nathanson Yes, they did they Absolutely. Yes Man, he did tweaker tony wrong This is law and law just good harness Nathan sun sun sun sun sun sun sun damn Yep, ah as a good one Yeah, it's yeah, I wasn't I wasn't gonna Yeah harness for guns I ain't saying shit. Is that red dragon? It's a good movie good book Good painting Oh, look at that diet cloak cloak placement and then butt plugs up on her window sill Well, she knows how to get down. Oh, break starts in five, four, three, two, one, zero. I don't even wanna talk about the fuck she and I just witnessed. I don't even know what the... Oh, look who it is. A bit befuddled by the term. This almost local ad? Well, if y'all don't know, that is Kane Hodder, Jason from 789, I believe. I believe he came back for 10, too. I might be wrong. Look like he had his head pressed up, the back of his head pressed up against a radiator. You see them waves? They're both cringe. Y'all are funny. Shit. You almost made it, Kane. You almost made it. Oh, that is so cool. Being sound with the... He just don't... Shit, what is chat turning into? Live. We do, but only when people get on our Canadian jocks about terming the fuck. Y'all behave yourselves. Y'all behave, goofy asses. Seven out of 10, seven to 10, possibly six. What you talking about, J-Ra? I come fruzed. I'm still a mod. Mail, mail, mail. I'm waiting for a certain scene I don't think is coming and it's not even... I think I've gotten the other movies mixed up with this one. This one isn't as near as much fun as the other ones. They're worse, don't get me wrong, but their kills are quite unique. Oh, that's fucked up. This is so wrong. I'm not gonna snatch your wrench. They blew past, I mean, the bad terminology, but they blew past, right past that scene. E crashed the plane with dude's mother on it so she could get the insurance, so he could get the million dollar insurance. Y'all gonna make me get involved in this harness versus holster, right? The harness is the strap, the strap. The holster is the gun tootsie. The holster, harness, holster, harness. Get off the fucking subject. Oh, Jesus. But a cell phone, no. We had cell phones like that in 97? I don't even remember that. Of course I was broke broke, but now it all depends on which one you were talking about when you said that's the longest harness I've ever seen or largest, whatever. That should be three apples high and gusty. Ah, damn it, Mel. I'm trying to watch a movie here. I can't with you. Ah, damn it, Mel. I meant the straps over his private body. Well, there you go. And Derek was just confused because he's like, what are you talking about? The harness, holster, it's all, it's fine. Well, we get into the weirdest discussions, I swear. Damn it, where is he now? He's in that couch, that's Prince's couch. They literally walked into Prince's house and stole Prince's couch. Y'all can't convince me otherwise. Yeah, I know, Jayrod, but they just blow right past it. Like, they just, I don't think they ever come back to that ever again. And she is just chain smoking every single time she's on camera now. She's got to smoke. What do you owe it? Stole it because they sure couldn't afford it on this budget, yeah. And this is a Wes Craven film. Like, Wes Craven presents, he put his name on this movie. She about to get birthed. I know that face. Oh, he got that gastroenteritis. So he roasts smokes all the time, yeah, yeah, yeah. 100%. Cigarette still smoking. Uh-oh, Bell South commercial. Not commercial, but product placement. It's on the bottom of the phone handset. I didn't think they did, Jayrod, it's just, yeah. They never come back to it. They show him getting his soul snatched, but yeah. I think I might like to sequels more just because of how inventive they are. They are terrible movies, don't get me wrong. They are absolutely horrible movies, but they are so much fun. There was nobody on the other side of that door. There was no actor there on the other side of that door. You could tell, she didn't know where to look. You haven't seen the last one? Beef Eater Gin, Maker's Mark. This part is pretty clever, even though I know what's going on and what's gonna happen. This part is rather clever for the rest of the movie being what it is. Then her acting kicks in and I'm just like, oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, me too, I'm sorry. Apologize for everybody. There's also one of these scenes in every single West Craven movie. Every single one of them. Oh, Lord. I can't, she didn't wish to be dead. You lying sack of shit. Who told her to look directly into the camera? You ain't supposed to be doing that. That zoom in, you could tell, they told the cameraman just to run, instead of zooming in, just run up to her. Okay, Lovecraft. There's a reason for that, Mel. And I can't remember. There was only one thing that I saw that did something good with it. Now I can't remember what it is. This is very event horizon. I know that came later, but it's very event horizon. Ooh, that's Pumpkin Head. He's got Pumpkin Head as a dog. Oh, here we go. He's just asking for a turkey sandwich. It probably end up smashing you between two turkeys. Is what he'd end up doing to you. Even the way she runs is terrible. That's like two wishes in your apartment and without you, to bell south. Wow, fuck you. All right now, you didn't have to do that geoprism like that. Is that a Ford Tempest? I think that's what that thing is. They stopped making them things quick. There goes Candy Man himself. See, Tony has his earring in. What about the other dude? Why didn't he just wear his earrings? They're doing a voice-off, kids and khakis. I didn't remember this one. How do you go start an ad break right now? Ah, sometimes I get no ads. Sometimes I get hella ads. Sometimes I get, ugh. I do not have an STD. Why do I keep getting the STD commercials? I ain't been Googling no STDs. I ain't got none. I don't know nobody with, I don't know about y'all. I'm just saying. But why do I keep getting angry? Angry for no reason. And right after that is an AIDS medication commercial. Good God. First got herpes, now AIDS, like Jesus Christ. How am I gonna say this? We live in a really fuckin' really wacky weird world that we have to promote these drugs for these horrible illnesses by having people looking like they're living their absolute best life. You got Burger King commercials? Well, I mean, fair. I've been getting a lot of old people ads recently and it's like, F off, I'm only 50. Fair, fair, fair. I had no idea you were older than me. Coulda swore you were younger than me. Woulda swore it. Yeah, exactly, Ty, that's what I'm talking about. You're drunk. Good to know there's soup. Appreciate you lettin' us know. Oh yeah, and the side effects are worse than the medicine. Yeah, it's like, side effects may include growing a third arm, death, dismemberment, and mesothelioma. The good part is you'll be able to sue the pill company for giving it to you. You just gotta wait 15 to 20 years. I meant, yeah, I know what you meant. Even though I read it, even though I read the right thing, I knew what you meant. I knew what you meant. I knew what you meant. I translated, I did some zoop translation in my... No, I'm kidding, I knew what you meant though. Yeah, exactly. And that's pretty much every single one of those commercials, Mel. Wes Craven must have saw Jurassic Park or something and was like, oh, look at these special effects. We could totally do that. What price can you put on beauty? You need something stronger than Miller Highlight for this movie, though? Yeah, no, no, you're absolutely right, yeah. I probably wouldn't be enjoying myself nearly as much if it wasn't for the gummy, despite my indifference. Hello. Oh, that's so good. What could dude have possibly wished for to get tentacles in his throat? Do I look fat in this suit? Maybe he likes that, hey, fair enough, fair enough. I want hentai in my throat, a terrible actor. We are throat tentacle positive in this chat. Yes. Yes, we do not kink shame. I hate it when you can tell that the actor has to slow down because of the cameraman. I hate that so much. Surprise, bitch, I'm Robert England. Nasty. There is an awful lot of tentacles at the end of this movie. Just saying, not saying, just saying. I just realized all these statues look like Mortal Kombat characters. Look on his face when he turned around. What does any of this have to do with wishes? Who wished them alive? The fuck, what is happening? That looked cool. Dude, you ran out of bullets twice. The dude in the green shirt ran out of bullets two times. The last time we saw him, it was clicking and your earbud fell out. I love how we've all gone quiet, just like, geez, yeah, pretty much, that's pretty much what's going on, yeah. I mean, Jekyll just jumped out of fucking picture. Man, when I was younger, when I was a teenager watching this, I thought that was the coolest shit. And now I'm just like, what happened? I remember this movie being so much better. What have I done? Oh, okay. Yeah, that sounds like a good idea. She stuck in there with a tentacle porn. No, get her out. Son of a bitch. Sound like a Chihuahua barking there at the end. It's fancy people with multiple devices. Do you not have a laptop, honestly? Hang on, hang on, we gotta go red for the end. We gotta go red for the end. You could also look into a picture-in-picture app. You could have like YouTube playing up here while you're watching. YouTube in the little corner with me. And then the movie on the screen. $1,000 TV and a $1,200 dog, that's it. I got you, I got you. Why'd you have to make it bad for Mitch? He was having a bad day at work and having himself some brusquies on the job. See, what I'm trying to say here is lead a man alone. He's obviously already struggling. Why couldn't you be like, I wish that statue would have never broke? Because who knows? He might have actually dropped it anyways, even had he been sober. Snatched his whole face off there at the end. We almost done. I would like to formally apologize for making y'all sit through that. It was so much better in my mind. I knew it was gonna be bad. I didn't realize it was gonna be that bad. Sorry. Oh yeah, May is really good. I know I've watched that probably at least once a year. Same with ginger snaps. And of course, you know, Howard the Duck, I got to watch that at least once a month. This ending is almost as bad as the, it was all a dream ending, almost. Something about his outfit doesn't sit right with me. It reminds me of like the old like, I don't know, let me not say that. It's just figures she dated dude who even owns an orange sweater vest. There's, I remember like the old like Sinbad movies. They had like the orange vests. I might be looking too far into this, but anyways. No, it has nothing to do with the sweater vest. It has to do with, I don't know. I don't know, if I can think of a better way of saying it than what's in my head. Ooh, they got Wishmaster two, three and four. I've seen all those. Not great. They are all within one minute of each other's play times. Anyways, okay. So once again, apologies. I thought that was gonna be better than it was, but yeah. So at least I had fun with y'all. I did. It's the color and the matching shirt. I don't know. Maybe he swallowed my octopuses. Yeah, I might actually watch the other ones on my own time this month. I don't know. I might introduce the kids to them or I don't know. I do remember the other ones being worse than that. And if they were worse than what I just watched, I'm really scared. But still the go fuck yourself death is one of my favorites of all time. I should do like a top slasher deaths or something like the slasher kills or horror movie kills. I don't know, something like that. Most of them would be final destination though. Had fun. Yes, they are worse. I thought so. And if they're worse than that, we're gonna have a bad time. I have YouTube on one tab and 2B on another. So that's why I'm so quiet. Hey, that's fine. That's fine. Anyways, all right. Thank you guys for joining me. I have to go out and get gummies and hang out with the fam for the rest of the night. We're putting up Halloween decorations tonight. So that's gonna be fun. I'm excited for that. Either that or we're gonna be doing it tomorrow. I'm not quite sure. I can actually do picture in picture. New phone. Oh yeah, do that. That's how I do it. You're welcome, Jordan. But thank you guys for joining me. I will see you guys tomorrow on Twitch. I won't be starting until five o'clock though, because I gotta get Dan to work by four. So, but thanks for joining me. Good night, Solvents. Good night, J-Rod. Good night, Ty. Good night, Derek, if you're still out there. Good night, Mel. Good night, Zoop. And anyone else, if I missed you, I apologize, but job a good night. Until next time, I have been E. You have been U. This has been another episode of 31 Days of Halloween. I'll talk to you guys later. Bye-bye.