 Look at this beautiful kitchen, man What if the worst part is this is such a great kitchen and look who's you? Look who's using it, man. Oh My god, that's the worst part Gini. Oh my good. Just start already. Oh my god, please It's milk has been sitting out for like four hours Just $100 Hello and welcome to escordo season 2 episode number 95 Oh episode 2 so today we went grocery shopping this morning on Ginny's stream and we will be cooking Something that we bought I'll let Ginny do the reveal Please do the honors. What is it? Is it a ring I can't hold on I can't hear what McCall's saying, but I frickin And the call I didn't even say anything Shut the fuck up bitch Well, let's use the frozen salmon who the hell is this guy? Hello, babe. When are you going to celebrate the wedding? Congratulations, babe. I wish you the best of luck Chat we're just friends. You're unbelievable. Okay, don't be weird Nobody's being weird. You're the only it's not fun You're the only one that brought it up. It's your yogurt. You brought it up. This man's a good friend But an awful cook We're about 20 minutes into the cooking stream and absolutely no cooking has been done at all Kind of scare me. It's ugly That's fun. No Here comes the fucking twit longer have to wear the hat You have to it's in the rules. No, you need more cooking skill. No No means no is found. Where's our lemon pepper? These are so good Look at all that fucking protein Chad Me and as you go Wow, he's learning so I'm cleaning as I go through the mess that Jenny made earlier the product of her cooking So you're what why is she smell like a fish? No, you don't use milk chat You always want to take the skin. Oh, the skin is flavor. No Yes, you don't always have to yeah, you always take the skin off the fish No, you're taking when you're taking the skin off has to be very careful. So you don't rip the skin Oh my if you rip the skin, you just wanted to do a got you Joe What are they gonna do are they gonna fry it or what what's going on? Let me try my try Okay, so I'm removing the skin See, this is fine. Oh Yeah, no Yeah, cuz they don't know what they're doing. You don't know what you're doing You have no idea how to cook food at all your glue is oh My he's ripping it off, dude. Do you like it with the skin as fan come on with the skin? Okay, I've heard most girls don't care. Oh My as fan Yeah, yeah A lot of girls don't care. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I wonder why shipping is such a big deal in his chat. Geez I can't imagine why look at this Look at him brutalize the sketch Point how about very good. Nice. Yeah, very good little more. Okay Want some fish with your lemon juice? I Show them the technique. So what is the main thing you focus on when you massage on the song in it is to help it absorb Now it's swimming There's legit a puddle of lima jim Are you sure I didn't put too much more No, you just want a nice black Tell him more No, this is too little Now you put a lot of lemon Yeah, there you go Do you want some salmon with your pepper and lemon juice? Yeah, just like that dude It looks like someone just took a piss all over that fish Oh, are you cutting it? Don't forget the Tony's delicate on Yup, keep pouring and add a little more lemon juice The worst part is No matter how bad this fish turns out He's gonna say it was the most amazing fish he's ever made in his life What the fuck? You have to be natural Because why do you have to be natural? Because if you force it, then it makes an uneven spread of butter So it has to be natural What the fuck? Look, it's a natural spread What the fuck am I watching? Why is he cooking fish on a griddle? You want to totally coat the entire wall Do you not want a pan? Force-feeding SMA This is a type of... I'm sure you're gonna keep a 300-pound jackhammer in the goddamn pantry While you're fucking 90 pounds That's definitely gonna work Watch it, best friend, pretend like you can't get out To make her feel... I think I've seen this one before My hand was slipping Okay, I think it's time to flip the eggs Put the salmon Yeah, yeah, yeah It's all the same, it's all eggs God, that she looks nasty there Holy fuck It's just drenched in lemon What the fuck? Okay Now, we are cooking all the way We're cooking with a very weak fire So that it can cook all the way inside And when we confirm that it's cooked all the way Then we're gonna turn off With a strong fire So that we can make the outside crispier True Where'd you learn that, Ginny? What? Where'd you learn that? I figured it out She learned it from me No, I didn't learn it from you It would have been crispier with the skin on it Because it's common sense? You're welcome Now, how do we cook this meatball? This is a quiz for you Okay, this is easy Okay, how do we cook this meatball? We bake it How? We don't bake it In the microwave? No We don't use microwave When we're cooking with ground beef We put it in the boil water No We put it in the boiled oil Do you wanna get heart attack? What the fuck? So we have to prepare a little bit of oil Or we could use this Well But we're not gonna soak it in We're just gonna pour it out a little bit The vegetable oil that we cooked for the french fries Yeah, but Actually, there's some kind of hair in there Yeah, I think that's yours Mine? How's that mine? You have black hair Yeah, that's not black And you have black hair too That was curly Then whose hair is it? That was curly Your hair Well, you said it's not black It is black How do you know? Because I can see it No, it's not curly It's a puke Your hair is curly It's Ashman's puke My hair is straight My hair is straight And I just shampoo my hair And then egg is like Well, let's do no eggs No, we have to do eggs Why aren't they making so much food? They're gonna take two bites of the fish And that's it They're gonna fucking order McDonald's No, the point is the salmon No, the point is the No, egg is the garnish for the salmon Garnish is a plant Garnish is not a plant Garnish is anything that goes On the food For decoration Yeah, plants No, egg Plants are decoration If eggs become decoration Then it's also a garnish If eggs become decoration It's Easter No Hey, Ginny I'm happy that you are back in USA In looking forward to having you back In the sex cult again I'll see you both at the orgy on Wednesday I haven't met each other before No Salmon being done We didn't meet each other For like seven months Yeah And then I came here Yeah, you are Do you think I became a little mature? What? When Ginny first came here Ginny when she first came here Was so proper And Korean streamer Like she was very Korean streamer No, Ginny I became a little mature No, now she's degenerate Like the worst No I'm not worse I think She was so polite And nice Now she's just I think Now she's just Ginny I think I became mature Compared to previous My first time cooking Went a lot like this Proper adults You became more child And No Stop Stop This is childish Look, I'm just gonna fucking say it There's a lot of tension here, okay? So I'll just say it Get the chopstick Get the chopstick What do you do? I don't have a chopstick No Let's eat Let's eat So I'm good after a dizzyer Here This is chopsticks It's gonna melt It's gonna melt You guys look up, too, huh? Let's try this right here You guys love it, huh? Spend the water before putting it in Mmm, mmm, chop This is the most delicious dish It's actually good It's actually good It's great Ta-da Ta-da Look how good this looks, Chad Look what we made Look at what I made Look at what we made Look at what I made If I did not buy the ingredients Then you couldn't have made it Look what we made I think we should squeeze No No vertical Ooh No, no Gross Why are you being gross? It's like I was piling a pimple A big juicy yellow pimple You Well, yeah, no shit, the meat's good It's just meat This is so actually good Ready? Good Come on, his fan, you guys are still using Paper plates and plastic utensils In your own home At least make Ginny clean up later Or something Like this Ugh I cut my thumb That's not good The side of this He's looking for any reason Not to have to eat that Really? Yeah I'm okay There's lots of blood The fish, man, eat it You see him smile when you look that big Candle and petievous on stream afterwards, please My headphones keep cutting out As soon as there's a donut sound I'm going to do a commercial break time Real quick chat And then we'll do the taste test Because the pre-order's just finished Oh my god This is a Korean medicine And it works super well Wait, we can't hold on We have to wait Because we can't do anything while This is blocking content We can't That's not it That's not a content That is No, it's not This is the most exciting part of the thing Just put it in No, just wait Just put it Because you said put it in Hello, madam What can I serve you today? Would you like to try out our overcooked lemon With a side of salmon and runny egg Or perhaps our under-seasoned meatballs With a side of sauce That nobody has ever used for meatballs Prayers for his fam Meatball and good Meatball and barbecue sauce Honey barbecue From Water Burger Yeah Let me guess Actually Actually If you want, you can put a little bit of guacamole as well That was super good You're done Go ahead, S-Rain Eat the fish, come on, man Do it Where are you guys dance trumpet? Dance game Who's dance champ? Eat the fish Eat the fish Do you know what I mean? This is so good Try the salmon with egg I'm trying guacamole I can also eat guacamole Knock it on the floor on accident It's your only hope Hey, smile Okay Salmon on its own is very good Very good Did she kiss your thumb to make it feel better? As clap as clap as clap It doesn't need honey barbecue I think it's better without it There's no way this food was good There's just no way Hey, I know, right? How can you hate butter onion? Dude, I am from France I made to this poor salmon and what you are eating with It makes me want to kill myself Stop, you can't say that In America Okay Okay, apparently we have an audio de-sync issue I don't know why this audio de-sync issue is happening But I'm gonna fix it real quick, okay? Just give me one moment Okay, go get it, sorry Am I hitting you not hard enough? At least like Good, okay Yeah I just want to say so many things And I don't think I should But I just, I have to keep it in my head One, two Okay Is that better? Okay, it still wasn't too hard Yeah, it's not bad It's like a, it's like, you know You have to hit it hard enough to Make someone mad Someone's an excuse to touch a hand so make a move Dude, I think it is I think this is the best The only way they could really Release any tension here, dude