 Should I, uh, click this? Oh. Daniel Mullins. I don't know who that is. Devolver. I know who they are. They've made some great games. Okay. Okay. Okay. What is that? My cranky crew. Did that for great gameplays? And today, we are here in inscription. I have heard a lot about this game, uh, specifically from Mark. Mark was like, you should play it. It's really, really good. So I said, okay, I need things to record. So here we are today. I don't know if I'm going to do a full playthrough, uh, or what. It kind of depends on what you guys think, um, but we're going to at least do this first video. So continue, but I, I haven't played this, uh, new, what, continue? But I haven't played the, I just downloaded this game. Why does that say continue? That doesn't make any sense. Uh, all I know about this game is that it's a card game, which usually I'm not crazy about. Another challenger. It's been ages. Perhaps you've forgotten how this game is played. Allow me to remind you. Uh, yeah, I have forgotten actually. Squirrel, Stoat, Wolf, and Wolf play the squirrel card. Fuck you. You're lacking sacrifices for that game return. Okay. Squirrel. Just anywhere. Now player Stoat. Uh, yes, uh, on, on top of that, uh, an honorable death, an honorable death, play the Stoat. Now the wolf, wolves require two sacrifices, you don't have enough. Ring the bell to end your turn and commence combat. Your Stoat stands up, stands unopposed. The number on the bottom left is its attack power. Okay. What the hell was that? Your Stoat dealt me one damage. I add one to the scale. You win if you tip my side all the way down. Like this. Okay. My turn. Who are you? A coyote! Your Stoat stands in the way of my coyote. Okay, but he's only got one. Or wait, he, no, he's got three, but you deal two. So that means he leaves only one. These really don't have a lot of stuff, do they? My coyote dealt two damage to your Stoat. Okay, that means your Stoat's death, or your Stoat's health is too less. If a creature's health reaches zero, it dies. Okay. Now it's your turn again. You may draw from your deck, or you may draw a squirrel. I'm gonna draw from my deck a river snapper. How reckless of you. So I can't, I can't attack. But he has one attack left. Or has he done so? Oh, he requires one, oh, fuck. I realize what I've done wrong. Wait! Because you are learning I will pass. Okay. You've drawn all the creatures from your deck. A squirrel is your only choice. The river snapper demands two sacrifices. Damn, dude. I'm gonna play a wolf. If you're not the beast of sacrifice, but not removed from your deck, it's suffering was real, but you will see it again. Okay, the wolf goes there. Okay. Oh. Oh! Three damage dealt, three ways. Three ways on the scale. You're passing again? Okay, I'm gonna take a squirrel. He's still going, baby. He's still going. You've won this match. It won't all be so easy. Let me recall your story. Oh, yes. Oh. We were lost deep in the forest. A single path revealed itself. Damn. This is really cool so far. Two denizens of the forest approach you tentatively. I'm gonna do this. The undying cat sacrificed in the poor beast does not kill it. The caustic adder. Declared from its poison bite, it's always lethal, always. You may only grace your, only one may grace your paltry deck. Never dying, eh? I'm gonna take this guy. Another creature joys your caravan, joins your caravan. I might be able to get one later. Some of the creatures of the forest seemed willing to follow you. You came across an abandoned sack. You found a squirrel in a bottle, breaking kids of emergency, and have a second. Two? Another useful implement. I'll allow you to tip the scales with it. Markipliers. There's three as much as, uh, three as much as you can carry. Okay. Cool. Okay. Death time. Is this our first battle? Boulder. You were ambushed while crossing some rough terrain. Okay. There's a boulder? You sacrificed me while I was sleeping. It was the right play. I get it. Maybe. You mad at me? You, you'll help me? Play along for now. What the hell? You may now see my noose ahead of time. Okay. All right. I'm gonna play a squirrel. And I'm gonna play a cat. Cat's gonna go here. And I'm gonna, can I? When a card bearing this sigil is sacrificed, it does not perish. Hell yeah. Cool. That's sick. That's so cool. That's a good move. Okay. Uh, great. Um, let's see, one, okay. Damn, dude. Oh, that, I get it. Mind the ambitious wolf cub. It ages swiftly. Okay. Let's take another squirrel. That guy here. I really like that. A bat. Okay, cool. Whoa. Airborne bat flies over creatures to attack directly. Oh man. Oh man. My bat flew right over your river snapper. Wow. Okay. So let's pull a guy. Okay, cool. Let's sacrifice, uh-huh. And we're gonna put you here. Okay. Damn. That's cool. The bat is sweet. Okay. What do we got here? Okay. We're gonna do this and this. Wolf. Can I? Whoa, it's my hand. Let's do that. This is really cool. I really like this so far. I like how the scale is used. Okay. I guess I'll put this here. Ah, shit. I shouldn't have really done anything, should I? Or maybe I should have. Is that game? That is. You prevailed and trekked onwards past the now-bloodied terrain. I really liked it. I liked this so much more than I thought I would. Wolfcob. Young wolfcob. It grows into a wolf after a single turn. Okay. Oh, and it's only one. Sparrow. An inexpensive, if feeble flying creature. It only deals one, but I really like, I'm gonna take the sparrow because I like that it can fly. I feel like that'll be useful. My dick. You've stumbled into some strange stones in the mist. You're compelled to choose a worthy sacrifice. One that will be lost forever. I guess the sparrow. The cat's really good, right? I feel like the cat is really good. I'm gonna sacrifice the sca- sparrow. Pick me. What? Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What an honor. Yes, chef. Great. Mika just walked in with an apron on and a headband, really looking like a fucking line cook. The ghastly spectacle. But the soul of the sparrow now lives in the stove. Whoa. That's cool. So it can fly now? That's dope. Good to know. Good to know. Behold my totem. It inscribes my canine cards with the airborne sigil. That seems OP. That seems really OP. He's completely insane. I see that, right? No care for the rules. Pathetic, really. Oh, my gosh. I kind of like you. Only keeps me around to watch me suffer. Are you talking to me or about me or the other dude? Okay. Uh, we're gonna do this. We're gonna do this, uh-huh, and play that there. We're gonna do this, sacrifice you, put you here. What did you say? Back at the board. That's right, you are. Okay. This is a little spooky. I forgot I should have looked. Two, one, one, two, four. Okay, cool. Let's do this. Damn, dude. Oh, boy. My totem has granted my coyote the power of flight. Oh, no. Oh. Oh, my God. Uh, Jeepers. Uh, do I, should I, no. No, no, no, no. I'm gonna use, I'm gonna use one of these squirrels. And then bam, bam. Wham, bam. Thank you, man. I'm gonna do this. Yep. Okay. I think this might be good. Maybe. You're four damage away from winning. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Did I just die? Okay. Uh, this is kind of all I can do, yeah. Hoo, hoo, hoo. Hoo, hoo, hoo. Oh, that's very close. I mean, I guess I kind of have to do this, right? Okay. I'm gonna put that here. And the turn. Bam. Go away. Coyote. You're out of space. There's no more room for that card. Okay. Uh, oh. Can I? So, okay. I guess I just have to keep ending my turn to see. Hey, nice. I think this will do it. Nope. We're really going back and forth on this one. Yes. Nicely done. Nicely done. Impressive. You may yet survive this ordeal. Knock on wood. My desk is not made of wood. It like, the finish, I don't know if it's wood or not. No, it is wood. I remember when I drilled into it. I drilled into it to put the legs on. I want to make that very clear. I bet so many of you were like, even drilled into his, like an idiot. Porcupine. The ornery porcupine. Sharp quills await those who dare attack it. The stalwart snapper. A near impenetrable defense. Or a wolf. Vicious contender. Uh, I mean, we already have the wolf and the snapper. Let's go with the porcupine. I might as well, you know. Hmm. I don't know what the fire is, but the totems are... Let's do the cat. Let's sacrifice the cat. Hmm. Yeah, let's do this. With... Damn. We would need the wolf though, wouldn't we? Maybe let's not sacrifice the cat. Or have I already done it. Let's do a strong defense. I think... I'm gonna keep the cat for now. I'm gonna do this. Even stronger defense. Damn, dude. Look at that. Damned it. Damned it. Once again, this is the first time I'm playing this game. I bet there's so many people that are like, Oh, you idiot. Well, you know. For both of us. It's somewhere in this fowl cabin. Be silent or I will tear you to shreds. Grand fur. What do you have? Grizzly? This spot? You sure? Yeah, I guess that was kind of a bad decision, wasn't it? Oh, shit. Yeah, that was really bad, but I can't undo it. Oh, no. Okay, so I need maybe one of these guys over here. For sure. I'm gonna take this guy, put him out of here. I'm gonna take this guy. Oh, Bobby. Oh, yeah. This was a bad choice to make. This... Oh, fucking hell. Fucking hell, mate. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Okay. Yep. You can't draw blood from a grand fur. Oh, no. Please. Kill him. Put him here. Sure. Doesn't really matter. Okay. Um, let's see. Oh, can't do that still. This might be the end for ol' Ethan. Wait! Wait, what? You've lost. Using this as a learning opportunity may be the only way to mitigate my disappointment. Get up. Get up from the table. What? Fetch a candlestick from the top of the barrel beside the door. Oh, whoa. Oh, boy. Interesting. Bring it here. Oh, over there. Now sit back down. Okay, let me explain something to you. Oh, that was one of two mistakes you can make here. If you make another, I must sacrifice you. Now, where were we? Oh, boy oh boy. Let's go here. We haven't done the campfire thing yet. The adder, the river snapper, and the bullfrog. The watchful bullfrog. It leaps in the way of attacking fires. Let's take the adder. Now we go here. Oh, you came across a small group of survivors. Faces shrunken from starvation. They huddled around a campfire. They look upon your group of creatures and beckoned. Come warm one of your creatures by the fire, one said. Warm up by the fire. They will enhance its power, said another. You notice one of the survivors wiping drool from their mouth. Interesting. I don't know about this one. Hmm. Uh-huh. Will it enhance the power? Huh. Fire warmed the poor stote, enhancing its power. One of the survivors reached toward it. Another gnashed their teeth. Without a word, you pulled the stote away from the fire and left. That did seem a bit spooky. So it might be dangerous to do the fire thing. The trees seemed to close in around you. There's a chill mist ascended. In the distance, you could hear the clinking of metal and stone. A hobbled figure stood on your path. That was the prospector! Oh, hi prospector. All right, prospector. What do we got here? Oh, this guy. Oh, this guy here. So how did you kill that before? Because it can't be perished. I'm a little confused, you know? I don't remember what the pliers do. I'm sure we'll find out one day. A pack mule. Whoa. Interesting. Put this here. Uh-oh. Ah, the adder. Put this guy down. Let's do this. But he's got an adder, too, which is immediately going to kill my wolf. But we'll do some takesies, you know? Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. That's sick. Dagnabbit, my mule! A serpent perhaps more deadly than man. What the heck? Wait, whoa. So we have another cat. We have elk. Frog. Uh, there's nothing else that we can really do. Did I neglect to mention overkill damage? Excess damage is not wasted. It carries over to the card behind the mangled corpse of the victim. Lucky for you. Oh. I guess I shouldn't really have done that, should I? Because I already have two. I could have pulled another card. But he's doing the prospector again? Easy boss. The mules key. Oh, yeah. Now the mule I really got. Might as well tip the scales. I hope you don't think it would be that easy. Ah, we have to do it twice. There's gold in them cards. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Gold. I've struck gold. Okay, Christy. What do I do with these? There's nowhere for the card to be played. Bloodhound? Whoa. So, I mean, I don't get ahead of yourself if you need to draw a card first. Ah, yes. Let's get this guy. I mean, are we going to afford to take more stuff, I guess? Just a little bit of damage. Oh, wait. Why did I do that? I should have put the cat down. Because the cat can't. Oh, wait. I can't sacrifice. Let's do... Yeah, it seems good. Let's take this guy again. Let's... Well, that's all we can do there. You're at a hem. Wait. Why didn't he take any damage? Oh, so he can't... I get it. Well, I've already played it. So, can't really do anything. A wolf bar. Battle had taken the toll on you. Your supply of creatures was exhausted. Starvation began to set in. Uh-oh. Whoa, starvation. Okay. Let's do an elk. Why is he not dead yet? Come on. Jesus. Uh-oh. Uh-oh, this is not good. This is not good. Uh-oh. That's the game. I can't do anything. I don't have anything to do. So that was, uh... Not ideal. This isn't purgatory. Tough. You may think of it that way. Though you may think of it that way. Before you expire, I must ask you a favor. I would like a memento. Your very own death card. It's quite plain at the moment, isn't it? We will work together to amend that. I want this to be the perfect memento of you. Oh. Here's some cards from your mediocre deck. We can put them to good use. Please choose a card to draw the cost from. Cost of two blood from the river snapper. Uh-huh. Add another. This time I'll reuse its power and health, the numbers. Okay, well, I mean, I guess it doesn't really matter. Now choose a card from which will extract the sigils. A sigil of many lives from the cat. I never did ask you your name. There is now but one final matter. The portrait. Ah, the portrait. Are you ready? Ah, thank you. So glad you got that. So glad. Here we go again. Another challenger. Perhaps it is time. Perhaps you can understand bones. The resource for opossum costs two bones. You gain a bone when one of your creatures perishes for any reason. Interesting, okay? From the death of your creature, you've gained a bone. You will not lose this until it is spent, or the battle ends. So I need, I need two bones. There's the thing. Whoa, boy. Okay, well, what do I have here? Ah, the bullfrog. I should have done that. I should have done that at all. That's okay. Squirtle me, boy. There we go. Two things on there. Got more bones. Damn it, why did I do that? I should have stuffed one in it. There we are. Well, I never thought that I would like a card game this much. How brutal of you. You dealt me more damage than you needed to win. However, in my game, such feats are rewarded. To be precise, a tooth to keep from each extra damage dealt. The trapper may be interested in your spoils. Damn. All right. Well, I am going to end this here. I like this game a lot, depending on how you guys like this for the video. There may or may not be more videos, but I definitely would like to play this on stream, regardless of what happens. But if you guys are down and want to see some more, let me know and we can do that. Yeah, we've never done a like goal. I just want this series to continue and more of these. Let's get 10,000 likes on here and I'll do another video just to see, you know? So yeah, that was fun. I really like that a lot. So thank you guys so much for watching. Hope you enjoyed. If you did, make sure to slap that like button right in the face. And I will see you guys in the next video. Love you all. Stay cranky. Bye.