 CHAPTER XX. IT'S A WAY THEY HAVE IN THE ARMY. My family in Canada have since remarked that although my letters had invariably been cheerful throughout my imprisonment, from the time I set foot on English soil, they reflected the deepest despondency. That could be explained in part by the fact that un-chirful letters could not pass the German, but could pass the British censor, but more particularly it was due to the fact that I became entangled in the interminable red tape of the army system, and instead of meeting with the warm sympathy that an exile longs for, met, on the part of the army, with cold suspicion, however kind some individuals were to me. Simmons and I were not permitted to leave the boat until the military came for us, so far so good. We were taken to the headquarters of the general officer commanding the district. He briefly examined us and, good-naturedly, gave us some money out of his own pocket and tickets to London, where we were ordered to report to the war office. Getting in the smoke, as the army has named that city, we proceeded the next morning to 14 Downing Street and sent our names in to the official we had been directed to by the general. He was in Mufti, whoever he was, and received us kindly enough. We were closely questioned about our experiences, particularly in relation to our guards, food, treatment, and so on. He also asked us as to the amount of sickness among the prisoners, the constriction of the country, and so on. Dismissed, we made a dash down past Big Bend and the Parliament buildings for the Canadian Pay and Record Office, where at Millbank it overlooked attempts. A sergeant took our names and, after time, took us into the Paymaster. Simmons drew his money without difficulty. But I found that I was fifteen months dead, and was told that I could get no money until my identity had been re-established. I protested so much and so, in fact, that I fully expected to land in the clink. No use. I was sent out on the street, talking to myself. We next called on Lady Rivers Berkeley and Lady Drummond to thank them for the very great kindness of themselves and the Canadian Red Cross in sending us our parcels regularly, and without which we would have surely have been too weak to have made our escape. Lady Fakora, the wife of our late commanding officer, was out of town, so we did not get to see her, much as we desired to thank her for similar kindnesses. Simmons was single, he was sent to Canada at once and was promptly discharged. I had a wife and family waiting me there, and I wanted badly to go to them by the next boat. My wife had been receiving letters from me during my fifteen months in prisonment. She had regularly received her separation allowance, the Canadian Red Cross, and many eight kind friends in London had been sending me prisoners of war parcels for a year. The authorities admitted my identity and my former comrades recognized me. I had fifteen months' pay at a dollar twenty a day besides a subsistence allowance of sixty-five cents a day, coming to me, but could not draw a cent of it. I was dead. And continued so for three months. There is no explanation it's a way they have in the Army, or so the Army says. In the end, it was only through the active intervention of Sir George Perley, the Canadian High Commissioner in London, that my case was righted. He, I believed, called the Ottawa authorities who in turn got in touch with my wife, who produced the necessary documentary evidence to prove that I had been alive and a prisoner all this time. I went to the depot at Safford. I borrowed from my old friends. I hung around the pay office. The paymaster said I was not on the strength of the regiment. I was old soldier enough to profit by that calamity at last. The bitter injustice of such miscarriage of justice blinded me, as I think it eventually does most soldiers, to the accepted code of civil life. I refused to attend roll-call or do-drills, fatigues, or any other part of my regimental duties, other than certain interesting and thrice daily rites, not unconnected with the kitchen. It is the commonness and constant repetition of such stupidity and such lack of action that so much injures the reputation for intelligence of the Army in the minds of those who have served in it, so that those who know it best, like at least, and put up with it only because it is a poor instrument of a good cause. The paymaster felt sick. A young sublatern was acting for him. My Sergeant Palt tipped me off. As I have said, I was an old soldier with all that implies. He marched me up to the officer already more or less at sea about his new duties. I asked for money. He was aware of my history but did not know the tangle I was in. How much? I wondered how much the traffic would bear. Twenty quid, sir. I ventured. He went up in the air. Impossible! I'll give you ten. I okayed that. The words were yet warm on his lips. Fifty dollars is a great deal of money to a soldier. He gave it to me with a pass to Scotland, where I had relatives, to which I had long been entitled, but which had been useless to me as long as I had no money. I quickly gathered my cronies together and we packed into the canteen to celebrate the occasion fittingly, in the only fashion a good soldier knows, in army beers so thick and strong, that the hops floated to the tops of the mess-tins. While searching for the bottom of one of those, I heard the orderly shouting, Corporal Edwards, Corporal Edwards! The other men gathered round me in the corner drinking while I scrunched down so that the orderly passed on and out, still shouting my name. I fled to the tent and was hastily gathering my things together when a corporal came hot-foot saying that the officer wanted me at once. I went in, gave him my very best regimental salute, and stood at attention. I find that you were not on the strength, Corporal, and are not entitled to any money, so I'll trouble you to return that money I gave you. I'm sorry, sir, I said sadly, but it's gone. Gone how? Yes, sir, I said firmly. My mates have been keeping me going. Well, you must get it back from them at once, and return it to me. It's most irregular. Push on now and see that you're back here in an hour's time with that money before those fellows spend it all in the canteen. Very good, sir. I gave him a smashing good on reach, to cheer him up against the time we should discover that I was well on my way to Scotland. And I remained there until I received notice that my regimental bones had been officially exhumed, after which I had no difficulty in getting my back pay and three months furlough for Canada and home. Author's note, an amusing and at the same time gratifying sequel to this story developed immediately upon the heels of its publication in a considerably smaller form in the Saturday evening post. Sergeant Edwards, who had not previously been consulted by the authorities, was at once offered his choice between doing duty in Canada or taking a discharge from the Army instead of going overseas again. He chose the discharge. An interesting fact in connection with Brumley, the man who was the first to be recaptured on the second attempt to escape, is that according to a post I received from him by his wife he has since made two other unsuccessful attempts to escape. Scarf, who was exchanged to Switzerland, reports that he has married a Swiss girl there. Stampler, another Patricia, who was captured at the same time as Edwards, has recently been exchanged and is now in England. Scott, who was captured with the men of an English regiment, was exchanged to Switzerland and recently returned to Toronto, and has been in hospital in a serious condition ever since. The fate of the others is unknown.