 One of my favorite things about old Dragon Ball Z games is the tournament mode that you play with your friends. Of course, I don't really have a lot of friends. Damn. So when I got the rare opportunity to actually meet up with a lot of my friends in real life, I really wanted to run a tournament mode in an old Dragon Ball Z game with them. So that is exactly what I did. The rules were simple, you can advance by beating your opponent by lowering their health all the way down to zero or knocking them out of the ring. This video is what happened. I'll beat the shit out of you, bro. I'll beat the shit out of you already. Are we doing random? I went random. Don't be a bitch. Man, there you go. Make sure we're good. I'm about to beat the shit out of you, bro. I'm about to beat the shit out of you. Oh, I thought that was kid trunks. Don't matter. You lose it, bro. And it's over. What do you do? You spin? I don't know. How many can we get? Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Damn. Bro, how's it gonna feel when you lose to Hercules in your own video? I'm not gonna lose. Say swear. Your ass is ending up in the grass. Now you wasted that on video live. All of a sudden you wasted that on video live. All of a sudden you scared now. Yeah, because you made some scary up... Why are we both... Wait, where you going? How you dodging my sword, bro? Stop, stop, stop, bro. Are you cheating, dude? No! How do I dash? Wow. Just like that? Really? That was quick. Is this y'all mans? We do it. Bro, look at me. It's first to three, bro. First to three, obviously. Did I not make myself clear when I said that? You didn't say that, though. You said it was... You specifically said it's one and done. No, I mean, that's just how I... That's just my action. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. Y'all don't be understanding. How do you dash sideways, bro? That was his important rule. Nah, now you get your ass kicked for that. Oh, and I'm going super saiyan. I'm cheating. Come on, bro. How you... How you dash to the side, like... Bro, I'm playing this... Bro, I'm playing this... Bro, if you dash into the side, you know the rules. And I'm still gonna win. That's the crazy part. And I'm still just better. I'll do that too. I don't even need to, actually. I don't know how to... Nah, I'm kidding. I knew how to... Stop. Let's not play those games. Oh, no. You're lucky. I passed out. Is he gonna take advantage? I don't know. Give you a game, boy, bro. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Me, me, me, me, me, me. He's, like, one punch away. Oh, no! Oh! Oh! Oh, shit! Shit! Are you good, bro? So that was Dallas, too. You gave me a cure. Who's next? Why'd you rematch? It was over. You said three. You said three. I did say first to three by accident, but that's my accident. Don't worry. I'll make it fast. It was best to three. I was gonna kill, like, half the audience for that move. It's gonna stop me. You were actually a hero. Woo! I'm just a different beast right now. I saved your life, too. He's good. He brought me to this play close. He knows how to do that. I don't know how to do that. Side step? Oh! What's the button? What's the button? What's the button? It's over. I'm trying. I know you. I know you. Can I charge up? Can I charge? Can I charge? How do you even charge? I got key charge. I'm not letting you hit that. No. Oh, my brush. I know it'd be funny for the bit, but I ain't doing that. Bro, stop. I could have done it right this week. Stop, bro. Stop, bro. But you played through it. You played through it, Bink. Bro, we're not actually doing first to three. Bro! You won. You can just keep rematching. I'll do one more with you, just because I'm on a show. I was pretending. Why do you want to do it? I got combos. Notice how I'm beating your ass up against the wall, so I don't want it to end. Damn! What the fuck? Damn! Why are you beating my ass into the ground? I got to be her feel, bro. Damn! Oh, this is it. Nah, I'm beating his ass against the wall. I don't want him out. No ringouts. No ringouts. I want the full team. Dude, what are you taking? I'm kicking. I'm kicking. Alright, you look at him. Damn! Bro, you played too much. You played way too much, bro. Don't shoot me! Huh? You lose, bro. Yeah, okay. You lose, square. Hey, X marks the spot, bitch. It's squared. It is X. It's squared. It's squared. Nice square, bitch. You think I didn't read that square? Did you? Yeah, I didn't. Damn. Okay. Say you swear I won't do it again. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah, watch this. Watch this. No! Why do you look up and say that? Why do you put me in the edge like that? Damn! You need a whole key blast to beat Hercules? Ah, yeah. Well, now we're two and two. Now that's the best of five. Okay, now. Alright, alright. One more, one more, one more, one more, one more. I've got a breath, bro. Have you finished busting? You mean what? I'm... I'm finna bust. Stop! Oh my God! Help! No! Hit the brakes, bro! Hit the brakes, bro! Stop, bro! No! Play me, play someone else. You just... Play someone else. I don't have to walk that. Walk a shame. Hey, who's the Hercules? Bro, I didn't understand the moving. Neither did I. Alright, but you were doing quite a lot. You ready? Does it tell you before you go in? No, when you click it, it'll select. Yeah, you gotta close your eyes. Supreme Kai versus Trunks is very big in this one. You said close your eyes and I hear Supreme Kai! Wait, I just realized both of the players up are already used to popping bubbles. What happened? What's up? They have to play real buttons though. I got it. This is when Supreme Kai stopped Trunks from becoming a Majin Evil guy. Majin Evil guy wasn't there. Sorry, man. I see how I practice all day, so... Woo! Wait, wait, I forgot the wall, bro! I forgot about the wall! No, the wall, bro! Get me away from there! Wait, does this game have the same vanishes like if in the world? I don't know. I couldn't get him. No! Wait, come on! No! No! Wouldn't let that happen to me, though! What did the glasses on? I got afraid of the Supreme Kai went out. Wouldn't let that happen to me, though! Alright, so if you lose, you jump in the pool. What's up? No. If you lose, you jump in the pool. I'm good. My favorite thing about when they don't play Spidey games, he's so quiet and focused. Look at his man's gear. He's grinding his brain right now. Yeah, him and Frieza have, like, teleport sights, so it's still the same like Frames. Alright, what are you doing? What are you doing? Ah, you know. You didn't get square, right? You didn't. Oh, no! I got a little bit of square there. Oh, dude! No, Supreme Kai! Don't count players when they have to click buttons. Yeah. Okay, dude. You know, dude, I feel like the audience is hot. Yeah. What's up now? How have you just respected your grinds out there? Why? Why did I not do my... Now, here come the Joms. No! No! What the hell? You backhand him like a pro game? Why you attack him like that was future trust? Wait, so it's 1-1, right? Yeah, it is 1-1. This is a good turnaround. Oh! That was like a 10 seconds, dude! Wait, so I don't get a best of 5? No, you can go to 3. Go first to 3. Go first to 3? Okay. Let's go, let's go, let's go. That shockwave is actually really good for... Yes, it is. I didn't realize we were doing a speedrun in 3rd tournament. It's an easy speedrun. Alright. Okay, just smash. We're back. Have you played this game before? No, I just played 2 seconds ago. Alright, alright. Uh, give me a bell. I think I'm getting a drone. Listen, wait, how do I make the bees? Finish this, finish this. What? Finish this? What? Yeah, mashing works. How do you do that? Oh, that attack is sick. What's that gold? Yeah! We're really fast. Is that a thing? Oh, go get... Just get off the active. Ooh, sort. Tides up. Oh, oh. Goku just said his dad pissed his pants off. Is this a tiebreaker or is it 1st to 3? Yeah, 1st to 3. 1st to 3. She's out of touch with what it was. Like in bar exam. Oh my God, I'm high right now. Can you do a shock wave? I don't know how. Get better. See me in the air. How do we get in the air? See me in the air. Actually, how do we do that? This chair's cursed. Alrighty, dude, we're doing this. Oh, okay, okay. Some strong characters being showed off in today's match. I love Pepto Bismarck. How do you get it? How do you get it? Come on, come on, come on. You got it. We're starting the winner's match with some strong characters. Team Gohan vs. Super Gohan. Damn, and Team Gohan was ready to... It's the seat! It's the seat! See what count? You see what chair he's sitting in? Yeah, that's a cursed chair. It's the seat. A cursed chair. Oh, sidestep wasn't enough. The cursed chair POV is crazy right now. Dude, Boo looks slow. Like, Boo looks like a very slow guy. I mean, compared to the three-second aspect we just got in. No, no, no. That was fast! First round of the winners. See why he did so? Boo's got the skills left. Why are you hitting him with the release? I didn't translate, that's why. He stopped it. No! No! Boo! I'm gonna break the curse right here. Come on, come on. Yo, absorb someone, Boo. I don't know how. Oh, and here it is, here it is. He's got a fresh square. You think? He matches square. You think? Square is fair. He's gonna be triangle. Triangle. Triangle. It's never gonna be square. It's never gonna be square. It's never gonna be square. It's never gonna be square. It's square. It's X. It was square! He knew what I was going for. I didn't know. No! I have to win through a ring out here. Come on! No! He needs a ring out right now! They're both bad. Oh my God! I didn't know! I'm gonna die right now. It doesn't kill you. It's coming. That does. Ah! He broke the curse. Oh, he broke the curse. Oh, so I'm... Trunks is just the main star. Trunks is just the main star. Tian! Tian! Tian Xianhan! Now this is a great match. Listen, Trunks is the main character. Hold on, wait a minute. Hold on, wait a minute. We both changed that. Just watching. Alright. I know how to talk. This isn't Oog! This isn't Oog! Wait a minute. What do I have? It's Oog! It's Oog! It's Oog! It's Oog! It's Oog! You must fly! You're face like that. I'm mad now. I'm mad now. No! Dude, how do you dash so quickly? Oh no! This is it, the finale match. The finale. Who do you think is going to take it home today? This man... Diddy is going to fight his way to the room. What do you think is better? Being fresh? Ed's pretty fresh, but Diddy is well warmed up. Yeah, he's pretty hot. He's pretty hot, right? I'm prepared. Oh, loser tier does play a thing to do it. Wait, this is the new tier? Yeah, this is the new tier. I'll break the curse again. Alright, ready? You can break it. Okay. 3, 2, 1. Oh! Oh! Wait! What? I got the outfit. This is the lamest grand finalist. This is the lamest grand finalist. This is the lamest grand finalist. This is the lamest grand finalist. This is the lamest grand finalist. Where's the IQ of that? It's not even... Come on! Come on! It's maybe the right one. Alright, best of luck, man. Alright, best of luck. I'm going to change bodies. Huh? What? The Milky Canada. Oh! Oh, no! That was almost it. Wait, I'm going to... Oh, bro! Now it's my bones. Do it again. I dare you. I'm going to get you out of here, bro. Do it again! Right there! You can't do this! Look at my bullion you. Oh my God! Why are you looking at me? The bill! Listen, young man. That's a big deal! That was a very quick return point. That was a great one! He's 85 years old, but he found his way here today. He does have his life alert in case he lands too hard outside the room. Oh my God! No! No, please! No, please! That was a very quick two-one. No, this isn't going to be the one. This is it. This is it. This is what you need. I'm going to just turn around with you. Hold on. Wait a minute. That was... The ring, though! You're too young, so, you know, you don't have the experience. Oh, okay. Who would have guessed that Jiro would win the entire tournament? It was on Jiro. It was on Jiro! Ladies and gentlemen, there's a reason that you will not see Jiro on the thumb there. Because nobody would have clicked it. But that is the end of the video. Goodbye.