 Video outs. Egal. Okay, it doesn't matter. That's the perfect start of the show. Welcome to this final event of the Chaos Communication Come 2015. So glad to see you all here in this final event. So glad to be standing in front of you one more time, to go through this, you know, through the memories of this past five days that felt like eternity and not. It was an excellent adventure. Excellent work had been done. Excellent parties have been partied. Excellent hacks have been hacked. But above all, I feel like an excellent conduct was displayed. I cannot put in words how incredibly I appreciate the way that people have been treating each other. So many people approached me and told me that they've been having an incredible time also because of their feeling so respected and everybody was so supporters and helpful. Some people even said they've never felt so safe and secure ever before. A feeling that I can confirm and I think something that we as a community can be incredible or proud of. So thank you for being so excellent. It's so nice to see these smiling faces, tired smiling faces, but still smiling. And you know these kind of stories, I have brought a bunch of colleagues here for example, they were here for the first time and they said just exactly the same things that they were so amazed how friendly and helpful everybody is and one of our friends from the Chaos Computer Club Berlin while doing a podcast summarized this whole feeling like with this quote that I translated to English for you, you know. If you forget your notebook outside of your tent, it won't be gone the next morning, but instead somebody puts a power supply on it so it wouldn't turn off and you know and that really applies to a lot of aspects of this camp. There was even another fun little story where apparently somebody found a white box without a label just a cable sticking out and he didn't know what it was. So he took it, he took it apart, he downloaded the firmware from the device and figured out by reading the firmware code that it's from the CCC Berlin and returned it, you know. This is just Yeah, speaking of lost and found. Don't forget that there is a lost and found. Check out the wiki. I went through the list today and it's pretty huge already. A lot of people lost things. A lot of people have found things among those an egg boiler. So check your egg boiler boxes. Maybe you forget. Who brings an egg boiler to a camp? However, if you're missing it, somebody found it and if you find another egg boiler that is abandoned, bring it to the info desk. So people can put it in the wiki and also check there are a lot of wallets, sunglasses and also smartphones. Yes. Check that out. Of course, we have to talk about the event from the camp that got us all shaking in our boots. We got frightened, we got scared, we ran through the rain, you know. Thunderbolt, enlightening, very, very... Well. You know To be fair, I was standing under one of those bartends and it was raining and it was it was kind of scary a little bit especially when there's one lightning struck close by and then the angels came and wanted to evacuate us and everybody was like But I'm holding my beer and it's wet outside and I'm really sorry to all the angels that had to fight these kind of people including me. In the end, five minutes before the rain stopped, we finally decided, okay, don't make this person's life a hell. We run. We got super wet and then the rain stopped. It was great. But of course one person, you've seen the picture all, one person didn't really follow maybe evacuation procedures. Yeah, so the entire Thunderstrike had something good about it. It also had something good because I was hiding under a tent with several other people and then we were... Then I was trapped with six nerds and a physicist and a T4VW and I feel like this entire Thunderstrike was a big hour of all the physicists on this campsite because so many people told me that the same thing happened to them. They were trapped with the physicists and for one hour, they got a lightning, lightning, lightning talk about how to avoid lightning, lightning struck by lightning. Little steps. Yeah, I mean, that was definitely one of the highlights, but there were many many other highlights in this whole festival, I would even call it and we call that like our little personal collection, right? Little what the heck moments memory? I mean there have been many many more and sorry for those we can't feature, but this is just a small selection. One of my personal highlights was when I was standing in this little birch forest with the disco ball and then we admired the lights and everything and then suddenly we heard this really really weird sound coming and we explored and tried to figure out what it was. If you haven't seen it, I hope you can see it now. The Tesla coil making Super Mario! Ah, that was just really, I've seen the slides for the talk and I thought like and I checked actually the slides because I couldn't go to the talk and there was only YouTube video so I was already kind of disappointed. Okay, he doesn't bring his Tesla coil or she or whoever, but yeah, that was really amazing. So this is my favorite what the heck moment. Who has seen this little tragedy? After the thunderstorm. So I passed this pathway and I saw 30 nerds and they're like giggling and I saw the power cut so it actually was a floodlight. I tried to expand the floodlight and the power cord was in a little puddle and there was smoke or steam coming up and they told everybody who was going next to it barefoot like oh watch out watch out watch out. We don't know what happened. Later I found out that the floodlight was powered by a battery and after five minutes some guy came and refilled the dry ice in the puddle. That was really, there are few installations, I mean there are many installations that represent the word Nord but this was really one of my favorites in this regard. Really nice. Another highlight I mentioned in the opening section just by browsing through the self-organized sessions, right? I mentioned these building model rockets for kids and I'm really sorry to the people if they're in the audience now because I read a tweet that like a bunch of like 100 kids or something showed up and wanted to build these rockets and I didn't have enough supplies. But in the end they made it and I went actually at 11 in the morning I went to a field outside of the camp to watch like the families with their kids like whole families going there. The kids super excited. Building these rockets right and then if you haven't seen it here's one rocket launch for you and that was just you know all these kids smiling that was also really cool. Yeah the liquid dream of every matter. There's nothing really left to say, right? Yeah really. Apart from I would rather see this than all these electric bikes now in the city like I would, that would be terrific. Oh and hey, camp is not only about automotor sport, it's also about love. There was a total of one marriage proposal that was also successful. So congratulations. Next up we want to just go there through it a little short right but this was also just so great. I was sitting on the beach one day then suddenly somebody on a little boat shouted towards the beach. Hey everybody silent we're doing lightning talks here and if you can't if you can't read German the sign basically says you have five minutes. If you do overtime or your subjects thinks the audience that was floating around the boat in the water can flip you over. I didn't witness anybody being flipped so they must have been good but I thought like this is exactly the mindset that I was talking about in the opening like tense to warm we want to do lightning talks why not go to the lake. Very nice and then we have one more highlight from the search basically this gentleman with the blurred face holding the wine bottle he lost his iPhone in the marina. And our search team is not only you know helping people that injured their feet or their head or whatever they heard they heard a lot of stuff. They also have a well equipped scuba diving team that went one meter eighty down they got the iPhone and according to Fiona. Yeah it was disassembled dried reassembled and it works. So I have the honor to go back to the entire organizational stuff so you've probably noticed we started dismantling the campsite and we need every single helping hand. So if you're planning to stay longer please help us out go to the heaven especially right now the most urgent thing to do is taking out the chairs and table in case your village that borrowed some. Please clean them a little bit and put them back to the nearest workshop tent if you didn't borrow any tables or chairs please help out at the workshop tents. Tomorrow it will be best if you move your tent towards the crew and angel area because all the volunteers that brought us internet power and water are taking this back again. So taking this away except in the crew and angel area so please move there and help us out. And the easiest way to start getting help getting getting started started helping out is basically when we are all done with this. You take the chair that you're sitting on and take it outside there will be angels I hope like getting helping you putting the chairs on pallets because this tent has to be cleaned out pretty quickly. So that would be your first kind of you know task that everybody can contribute and we will we will be very thankful for that. Oh no correction correction. Oh yeah the other people didn't know about the Fabinda's. Oh the Fabinda's. Oh the Fabinda's so okay we'll figure this out wait until maybe a few minutes apparently these chairs are connected so if you take one out you take them all out so might not might not be good might not be good. So let's focus on more important things for the after party. The Fabinda's go of easy. We'll figure this out afterwards all right all right. Okay they have to stay. I said the after party there will be a huge after party tonight at the market square we are very much looking forward to see every one of you there. Yes. And if you have been here for a long time maybe even came before the camp started I mean this is the optimal chance to really celebrate this whole festival and I am sure the after party will you know fulfill the expectations of tearing down this beautiful festival. And now you already trained a little bit you know and it's part of every one of those closing events of course you know what's coming and you exercise pretty well already. But we decided you know this time we do it a little bit differently because all these past years when we were about to thank everybody that contributed to this great event. We almost in all cases forgot somebody and they were really sad sitting in the corner. Also there are so many people and groups contributing to this campsite that maybe even we haven't actually ever seen or didn't even know they existed but still they did an incredibly important task. Exactly and that's why we thought it would be a lovely idea that we just do one epic applause like earth shattering standing up dancing shouting. And every single clap will be for something that you experienced something that you did something that you see something that you're grateful for. So are you ready. Say yes. Okay are we are we doing the countdown for the next slide on the next slide on go three two one. Thank you. Wait wait wait we have we have who is this fine gentleman. Sorry. Who are you. And how can we help you. I think that I'm the guy who was hacked by people. You were the guy who was hacked by people. Yes. In which way. In a positive way. Many many very smart people coming together and just creating the atmosphere. Yeah. Yeah it's on I think. All right. So just imagine like very very many people coming together and creating the atmosphere is just awesome. Loitering. You have a bike home. The atmosphere. The shop. There are people here that are changing the world and you know this and you know this because you are doing this and like everybody of you is doing this. You are sorry. You are not angry and you are trying to change this. You are so angry. I don't know like I'm missing words. I have no words for this either. Okay. Surprise guest anything else you want to share with us or. Well if you like to marry me then I'm yours. Maybe later. I'm kidding. No Anything else It's a surprise guess that we have no idea If you do have her here, it would be incredible. So what do you have the girl here by the first name of kata kata? No, no, she isn't all right Come on So kata if you see this and you're listening to me right now Give me a call or let me know however you want to know All right And we got some apples All right So what? No, any other marriage proposal you can you can all join in the big thank you Because we're really you know this applause was more than we ever imagined it to be and it's really amazing and I'm sure Well, that's just a little little to gather coming really really soon We are so much looking forward to see every single one at you at Congress Thank you so much for being part of this wonderful event and It's a little miracle that we experience you together. Thank you so much and keep remember and there's There's one last slide. I hope this time the video doesn't stutter Somebody like that was actually really amazing that during the Congress we already a camp During the camp we already had amazing pictures amazing videos and one of the videos I found today and it's just a really the the perfect closing for this event So after that safe through poem safe, you know, this assembly of the camp and yeah enjoy your memories