 Ahoy, ahoy, and welcome to the video. I'm Dr. Sumerian, not a real doctor, and today we are going to go over the dankest means from the rslash dank means from site 19 subreddit. The first one here is from Chipdale Chippendale, the SCP foundation getting ready to violate human rights, so no one finds out about a teleporting table or some shi- Yeah, it is interesting how far the SCP foundation, at least in some articles, is willing to go to keep a very mundane, not well, none of them are mundane because they're actual magic, but keep something that is pretty mundane, fairly quiet. The next one here is by ComfortableSun5698, brothers and sisters and natural enemies, like scpfans and back- I'm not going to try and do a scottish accent, no one ever can do a scottish accent, right, except for the scottish, and for them it's not an accent. Like scpfans and back room fans, or scpfans and siren head fans, or scpfans and slender man fans, or scpfans and other scpfans, damn scpfans, they've ruined the fandom. You know this is true of every fandom though, and I don't think that the scpfans in back room, or scpfans and siren head, or scpfans and slender man, are necessarily natural enemies, I think that's unfair, but it is a funny meme, and it's fair, it's true enough that it works, but still. I think there's plenty of room for all of these things to exist in the same area, and to be honest with you, there's nothing wrong with, for example siren heads, like nobody's anti siren head, they're just anti trying to take something that is copyrighted and throwing it into a copyright free zone. Anyway, scpfans explaining there is no canon, me who's read 15, I don't know what that means, me who's read 15, but this is by fanboyx27, maybe 15 articles, I don't know if 15 is something specific or not, but it's entirely possible, I saw this in the comments, and it's something I say pretty often myself, and that's that there is no canon, is slightly less accurate than there are infinite canons, because every article is its own canon, and whilst other ones may connect into, while an article can connect to another article, it doesn't necessarily have to, and I like to say that each of them exist in their own individual canon and together at the same time, it's like there are three alternate universes for two articles, one each where they exist independently, and then a third one where they exist together, and then of course, you know, an infinity more when you consider all of the scp articles put together, scp researchers after putting an scp in a 5 foot by 5 foot by 5.001 foot box, this is something that, by the way, this one is by Ghost the Spoopy, this is actually something that we have to constantly caution new authors about, because it's something that showed up in a lot in series one articles, and it's just bad writing, because like what, exactly this, we will often ask this exact question, what happens if you take it and put it in a box that's 5 by 5 by 6, is at the end of the world, if not, then maybe it doesn't need to be there, you can just say standard something something containment chamber, it's just a very, it's a common mistake people make. Foundation coming up with innovative ideas to, this one's by Pivot OB, which you can actually see, they've watermarked it, which is a good idea. The foundation coming up with innovative ideas to contain literal gods and eldritch abominations, according to this one myth from a scrap of paper, from the other side of the world, redacted can be slowed with blood, we should just need a liquid substance with high iron content, the foundation coming up with themes for their organizations, we'll call it the scenic cultural places association, I mean to be fair, that's mostly for the reader's benefit than it is for the in-universe benefit, but you have to, you have to actually connect the two, and so yeah, there's a problem where there's a scenic cultural places association, for example, and everybody who knows what the SCP foundation, anyone who knows what the SCP, you know, the Serpent's Hand, the GOC, the chaos insurgency, certain government officials that are highly placed in democracies at the very least, look at that and be like, that's just an SCP front, isn't it? And, uh, not exactly super secret, uh, shoulder meme, this one is a shoulder meme, things the lab coat protects you from, chemical hazards such as acids, skin irritants and caustic solutions, fire hazards, potential glass shards during violent chemical reactions, things the lab coat does not protect you from, cognitohazards and magnetic, uh, and mimetics, I said magnetics almost, SCPs that can cause your entire bloodline to simultaneously shit themselves in the little antichrist. Don't be a dumbass, don't wear a lab coat at the foundation because it is useless, wear a reality anchor vest or something, I don't know. Actually, I'll tell you this, um, wearing lab coats outside of a laboratory, uh, setting is often a sign of somebody who doesn't really need a lab coat, uh, is just doing it for show, uh, because you shouldn't be risking potential contamination invisible or otherwise or getting it dirty, uh, by using it outside of the laboratory conditions. Uh, lab coats should be sort of only used in that one instance and nothing else, but a lot of people want to do the other thing. Uh, it works though because it is for show. Um, again, sometimes things are for the audiences or the, uh, reader's benefit and not for the actual in universe benefits. Either way, um, even if that's true, of course, there is the fact that, you know, most of the stuff the SV foundation deals with are not fire, chemical or physical, uh, hazards. They are not things that your lab coat can protect you from. But here's what you do. Shoulder. Let me tell you something. What if the lab coats that the SCP foundation wear are reality anchor vests? Maybe that's why they wear them everywhere. Hmm. Anyway, that's it. Thank you very much for watching. 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