 She can do my job better than me, guys. You hear that? Look at Bilobius just being racist. We're gonna whoop that nigga over to death. I said, I said I need some, I need a Christmas Tito. She picked out Bilobius. Guys, if I lose this game, she's gonna do the dishes. If I win this game, she's gonna do the dishes. I have her fully domesticated. There's nothing you can do to stop me. If you lose this game, I'm breaking up with you. Ooh, ooh, I'm so scared, no. Still clap your cheeks every night. Guys, off camera, I'm way different to her. Like, trust me. You guys think on camera, like off camera, I'd beat the shit, monetization levels, zero. What's good, boys? Welcome back to Wheel of Mutts. I hope you're loving December, because we got more Wheel of Mutts than you've ever seen. I will say that we are coming off of a hot loss. It was a very close game, and it was a great game. But I threw a really dumb interception at the end. He marched it down, milked the whole clock, and kicked the field goal when no time left. I did figure out my dilemma, though, by the way. At the start of this year, we were trying to figure out what to play in, whether that was regular season, all Madden seasons, or mutt champions. Turns out mutt champions is still five minute quarters. Head to head, regular season was previously five minute quarters, but they randomly switched it to four, which actually sucks, because I'm getting awesome games in regular season right now. Like, all my matchups are like, very close, great games, but it's four minute quarters. Now that sucks for this. You know how badly I want to open this? Yeah, I paid $1,000 to this thing, and it's just collecting dust, because there's no way I'm scoring a 40 bomb on four minute quarters. I shouldn't say no way, it's definitely possible. What I'm thinking about doing is maybe playing my next game in mutt champions. I don't know. The only issue is we gotta get to the playoffs and do the, it's all a big confusing mess, but for anyone who is confused about four minute quarters and five minute quarters, that should clear it up for you. And when I'm ready to go for the 40 bomb, I'm going to mutt champion. But right now, I'm not ready to do any of that, because I just lost a game 16 to 14. That's not even close to 40, and I lost. Let's talk about why I lost. Number one, you suck. Tried to play a little too cheesy, was running the ball too much, using the clock too much. Number two, I think our offensive line could use some help. I did run the ball really effectively, but gosh, I mean, imagine what we could do with a good offensive line. And then I still now have holes on defense. We shored up a lot of this, but since we lost, we didn't get to keep any of the players. However, there was one lone soldier who was salvaged by the challenge we had last episode. That was 92 overall, Vince Willfork. I've got dual threat X factor and inside stuff on him. He's an absolute tank. I think this is definitely the right call. We've got a stud centerpiece on the D line and a stud centerpiece at middle linebacker. Let's try and get back to where we were last episode with a backer and edge rusher. And potentially we changed the offense up a little bit. I think this would be an amazing episode. Let's get it, baby! You guys are off school pretty soon, too, nah? I don't know if you're in college, you're in high school, you're graduated, but I know it's coming up soon. Top 12 on the auction house. What do you guys get off? You get off December 12th or something? Dude, there's something so magical about like finishing your exams, studying your ass off your exams, finishing your exams, and then just going home and dicking off for three weeks. It's so nice. You guys have to be close. All right, top 12 auction house. All I'm doing is I'm shorting the entire auction house by overall. I can choose one player out of that top 12. I would really like an outside linebacker. What do we got? Oh, shit! Oh, outside theory, fucking brooks. Oh my God, I'm hurting. That is literally the best player I could get right there. That is like one of the best past coverage linebackers in the game right now. I don't know if he gets a lurk artist. I really hope he does. Let's look at the rest of these though. Dexter Lawrence is our best player. I can't use him. I mean, literally I could. Shit, Reggie White's a really good option too, but I kind of like Derek Brooks better. Michael Thomas is a no, kin-kay love. Darnell Wright, Marvin Harrison, Ken Riley, Big Derek Thomas, Lightning, champ Bailey, between Reggie White and Derek Brooks. It's a bummer we didn't get any 93s. There's a couple of good 93s in the game. I was hoping to see one of them there, but I say it a lot, but beggars can't be choosers. So here's that Derek Brooks, 91 overall past coverage Derek Brooks, 91 speed. He's definitely, he's basically a better version of Dave Robinson, but I need to look up if he gets lurk artist. I assume he does. Derek Brooks, 91 overall abilities, lurk artist. Look at this, 390,000 coins. He quick sells for 350k. It's a 40,000 coin rental. 91 overall Derek Brooks. This is basically the Dave Robinson replacement from last episode. I'm gonna put lurk artist right here for one AP and we won't even skip a beat. Our first wheel spin was exactly what I needed. Can the second one be as generous? Getting 91 Derek Brooks there. Receiver mini game, but I did, I upped the coin values on these. So we can do one receiver mini game. We get 40,000 per tier. It'll be 120,000 coins on one player. I have to take whatever team it gives me. Not too geeked about that. I'm not gonna lie, but all right. Actually no, Olave Michael Thomas. What am I talking about? This is a great team to get. Red zone attack by far my favorite. I absolutely love this drill. Good route. All right boys, the important part on this one is catching it every single time. If you don't get the max multiplier, you can't get gold. So you have to catch it every single time. So sometimes I might have to just sell and go for the 50. Oh, but that could be, that could be both. You can get both yellow and red. I just did right there. Just gotta hold the multiplier. I'm gonna go for 50 here. We need 12,000 for gold cut into the edge, inside, out, good route. Take them inside, cut, cut again. Do we have it? We do. Two reps remaining. I gotta get, I gotta get over here. Oh, I'm boxed. I think I'm boxed. It all comes down to this. One rep remaining. Jair, you're a fucking bum. Please inbounce. Got him. Has a new high score for me too. 15,000 got the gold. We needed that. So 40,000 per tier, we got gold tier. So that's 120,000. Left tackles appear to be very expensive. Can I get an 89? I can, okay. So Armstead, Charles Cross, Willy Rove, Jordan Milada. I was thinking about going defense, but no, I'm gonna go Jordan Milada. 89 overall, powered left tackle. He's excellent. Last week I went all defense and I don't think that was the move. All right, boys, we got a big left tackle. We got a big outside linebacker. The final wheel spin. What will we be adding? Oh, dude, this is actually massive because there's new harvest limited. There's a prime time. There's a Chris Carter. So just for reference, there's Joey Porter Jr., PS2, limited Chris Carter, Jeremy Chin, Robert Hunt, Edger and James. There's some insane harvest cards. I'm gonna look at all the harvest players and I'm not sorted by overall. I'm sorted by time remaining. When I let this go, we can choose one player out of the top 12. We get two top 12 wheel spins today. One, two, three, time remaining. First one, Devonte Parker, Tevin Jenkins, Hardman, Schurf, Enzi Pierce, Mosley, Lattimore, Benjamin Pierce, Mahomes. Ooh. Do I swap out Johnny Football and I get a hot route master? Johnny Football is so much faster and I've loved using Johnny Football. I'm sorry, Patrick, my fraud, but I'm not gonna do it. Mosley's not bad and I could have a third lurk artist on the field. My dream has been to have three lurk artists on the field. So we're gonna go 89 CJ Mosley Darn. Honestly, I was really hoping to get one of those crazy limiteds, but there's a ton of harvest players in the game right now. I shouldn't be shocked. So DeMarcus Ware comes out of MLB2. CJ Mosley comes in. We're nine of nine AP right now. So if I want to run this lurk artist, I have to make a little bit of room here. Take Homer off of Durman James. We never needed this in the first place. We now have three lurk artists on the field to keep Derek Brooks, CJ Mosley, and Jordyn Mylada though. We have to win the game. Top three. Dave's last time. Lewis, Olson, Wilford. Are you fucking kidding me? You just looked at eight million points. That was limited Lewis, limited folk, limited puka. I'm so antsy. I almost forgot my challenge wheel. Our challenge wheel is spinning right now. Let me see what we got. Zero turnovers, 16 plus, especially different corners. I think it could be done. We need to score 16 points or more in one quarter. It's not an easy challenge, but it absolutely can be done. First in 10 gonna go play action. Greg Olson is butt naked. He's got a nice, firm ass. He is user ink terminator. Don't tell me it's perfect accuracy if I miss it. You fraudulent ass game. Play action. Oh, I like that. Zay flowers, big juke, another one. That Ray Lewis has Avalanche. I know that very well. So we gotta stay away from him until that X factor turns off. I'm actually gonna hand this off. I just got to dodge Ray Lewis. Okay, good. Quarter round Ray Lewis, second and five. Man coverage, presumably. Oh, he's got me fucking bagged. I'm just gonna try and step up and get something out of this. Absolutely criminally bagged right there. Play action. Olson, wide open, great move. Stiff arm on Ray. First in 10, beautiful. Stretch alert bubble. That's the first time we throw the bubble. Oh, great juke, OBJ. First in 10, after seeing that, he's gonna commit to the bubble and I think the handoff's gonna be there. Or just kidding, that bubble's, kinda looks like it's open again. It actually, no, he committed to the bubble, but he's got it all bottled up that time. That's how you stop stretching your bubble. Just kidding. Oh, no, I thought I'd be fast enough to get around that. Third in 10, man, stop cheesing. Just go score. I think he's gonna leave Greg Olson open. Ooh, maybe not. Oh, he did. Bump. I'm gonna come out in the fake field goal. I hope he comes out in field goal block. If I had stood in that pocket, waited for Greg Olson to develop, it's a touchdown and I did. 3-0, hey, we scored opening drive. I'm happy. Since this is nickel, I don't think we can get it. Where is Ray Lewis's avalanche? Why is his avalanche not activated? Am I missing something? His avalanche was activated. Nice, hey, third and 12. We're playing great right now, but I am very confused on how I do not have avalanche right now. It's certainly on. I'm guessing pass here if we get. Just gotta go low, can't get, yes! What a tackle, Derwin. Those open field tackles are no joke. Fourth and sixth, end of the first. Ooh, wait a minute, start of the second. If I could turn over right here and score quick, I can get my challenge wheel. He's punting? Seriously? A punt? And Jamar Chase, there's a name we have not seen a lot of this season. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Jamar Chase, but that is so open. I gotta take it. Let's go, no huddle. Let's try and get this challenge wheel right now. Greg Olson open once again. Might have had a little more yards there if I played that better, but that's okay. See, wait, yes. He's there, Jamar! Now we're cooking. A chain? A chain? I don't give a shit. It looks like A chain! I'm gonna say it! Can I make that throw? Yes? Oh my God, look at that fucking pass one. You're telling me Bucker can't kick this? Well, his punt decision was right, dude. He's holding me. I can only have two linebackers in and nickel. I don't think CJ Mosie was the right call now because I can only have, I'm maxed out at two backers. I knew you were going. Let's go! Derrick Brooks! Throws over the middle. Ray Lewis will get a lick on him. And he's even got limited Chris Carter. This guy act like unironically has 30 million coin team, maybe 20 million. Richardson Marshall, jeez. Oh, he got half back. Shit, and he's got so much here. And you're gonna throw that and you're gonna fucking catch it. Now settle down, settle down, settle down. There's a lot of football to be played. He's gonna take off Richardson! Oh my God, no Clark is, but I don't think he's the guy for that tackle. He just made it. Hux, Hux! Oh, that was the final play of the quarter. Six oh half. Whoa, that happened fast. And I'm kicking off. All right, well, we gotta stop and get. Damn, I thought there was clock. All right, let's make him feel the heat. I got Kraus on folk here. Oh no, this is so bad. Holy shit, absolutely cooked. Damn, I set six too. I set six on that blitz. And he ran play action. I gotta hope that we sack him there. Otherwise, yeah, he's got the edge there. Kind of like Jamar here. Oh, weird, never mind. That was on. He's in here talking about exclusive. Over top, no! This is gonna be tough. He's gonna hand it off, go absolutely nowhere. How's it an early breakup? You threw it right at his hands. It's not an early breakup. It's a fucking turnover. It's gonna take off with Anthony Richardson, go nowhere fourth and 12. Will Fork with a nice play and you're punting. What am I, what is going on? No, no, no, no, I'm not making the same mistakes I made last game, dude. Multiple stupid mistakes and I lost the game. We're not gonna do that again. You're fucking kidding me, he came down. You find a way. That is not the way. Insta throws it to tight end. Luke Musgrave third and goal. Hell of a play. Right up the middle, stuffed fourth and goal. Oh no, but he could still run it. Ray Lewis, it's up to you if he runs it. Play action. I don't get a minute. I got a light blue right there. Look, don't you see it? There's supposed to be a light blue guard in that and he's just not. Good block downfield. That's a lot of yards out of Johnny Football Red. They're needed it. Is there a way, is there a way to win this game? Playing this poorly, he's got 14 in the fourth quarter. That's no bullshit either. I love it. He abandoned his responsibility. Oh my God, I have tight end apprentice. Oh my God, I have tight end apprentice. First and 10. He sees a chance. I see this. Come on, let's play ball. I think I know my play. I think it's stretch alert bubble. Is there a more money play? Oh, he sees it. I got to go H-hand. The user was over there, but Loki, I still could have thrown it. Oh, runs the ball. We're all over it. Second and eight. Dude, I don't want to get shoot clocked down again in the fourth quarter, the four minute quarters. That would just really suck. Okay, he ran this last time, Patterson. Checks down. Great defense, third and six. And he can't get the two minute warning. Oh, six are putting again. Now you've lost. Now you've lost. This is a horrible decision. Dude, he punted me three times. I suck. But that's the last mistake right there. We're going to win it now. Oh, this game I think I've ever won in my whole life. OBJ, but booty naked, no clothes on streaking. Give that man a felony. Second and three. Johnny football is actually throwing well, 14 for 18. It's just the interceptions and they were trash interceptions. There's the bubble. It's stretching. It's alerting. It's third and one H-hand. So he's sending a corner blitz to stop it. And I just pick up. I only got to get 20 more yards to get Bucker in range. Slants, baby. I do not want to. If this man's team, he has every limited in the game. That is limited Brian Dawkins, limited prime time, limited Ray Lewis. I'm not saying that he should have won because of it. I'm saying it's so expensive. I'm utterly shocked. Way to cut. I didn't think I was going to take that in. You got me motherfucker. All right. Good game, Matt. He does not seem to care about his timeouts. I think I just played someone who was aggressively drunk and I barely won. All right. Ice, never missed an ice kick in my life. I don't have the slow meter though. I was right that I'm accurately matched up and head to head regular seasons, but that was the worst game that I've ever won. I played so bad. We got nice and hot in that fourth quarter. Look at the score chart, man. Johnny football really did supplement fourth. 15 for 19, a touchdown and two interceptions. Anthony Richardson had two touchdowns, one interception. I can't believe he kept punting the ball. If he didn't pun the ball, he would have won. A chant, 8.2 yards per carry. Patterson cooked my ass there at the end. OBJ actually won me that game. Olson was five or 63. OBJ was four for 70 and a touchdown. This is a game I'd like to forget. Derrick Brooks with a really nice game. Five tackles to TFL. Ryan Dawkins, same five tackles to TFL. Dude, I like, I am unironically, if we go through his team, I think every single player in his team is unlimited. Ryan Dawkins, limited. Joey Porter, limited. Ronnie Loss, not a limited. Ray Lewis, limited. Deion Sanders, limited. I don't think Isaiah Sammons is limited, so I take that back. Kirst is all mad and Derrick Brooks is limited. Rossby's limited. Boyd is all mad and DRC is limited. Branch is a 92 from Blitz. He's a mill. Musgrave, I actually don't know. I don't know anything about him. Ross is not a limited. Bland is a limited. I honestly, like if I could send him a GGs and say GGs, I would, but it wasn't a good game. I played like dog shit. Sometimes you play amazing and lose and sometimes you play like dog shit and you win. Certainly did not complete my challenge wheel. We move to four and one and we keep the players we added today. My lot of great upgrade. I think Derrick Brooks, Derrick Brooks was definitely, I mean, that was a huge, huge addition. CJ Mosley's not gonna get too many reps because when I'm in nickel, we don't get to use Mosley. So next episode, I gotta get a replacement for Jacob Slade. Looks like Gerard Clark was coming in. Oh, it's cause he's my backup Rushdie tackle. That's why he was coming in. But either way, those are both silvers. I'd like to get that short up. Bruce Smith, I need somebody better here. I need somebody better for Pat Tillman. Might need better corners. We just saw a Sang Basti got horched in single coverage. And then offensively, I don't know, maybe somebody for Zay Flowers. OBJ was amazing today. Maybe somebody for Zay Flowers. Andrus Pete, Ryan Kelly could go. Nianne could go. Boys, a win is a win. I'm not gonna cry about it, all right? I love y'all. Thanks for watching. As always, get you guys a better game next week. I don't really got a choice. I gotta get you a better game next week. I love y'all. Thanks for watching. I'll see you then. Peace.