 So it's probably a bit stupid not having tried them on, so I'm in the bathroom and we are going to try them on for the first time. I got size 34 but I am thinking I may be a size 32 now which I would never have been in my life before, so let's have a go. We're back. It's about 1.30 and I am running late for my wax at 2 o'clock but I've got a couple of things to show you. Obviously we've got the shorts, saw me try them on in the bathroom and hey you know what I actually kind of like them. I like this design so we're going to go with that. I picked up my last Jake Does Fitness t-shirt so we've got that on the front which I think looks better than on the back and then running along the bottom of the back of it we've got Jake Does Fitness so that's sweet. Got my last one of those just about forgot about it and I still haven't eaten today so I am absolutely starving and I went to the supermarket, I've got no time to go home so what I've got is one bread roll, and 200 grams of shaved ham so I'm going to put as much of that as I can in between this and eat something because I am fucking starving. And then I'll be going to get a wax so very very interesting times guys. I've literally eaten this in about three bites I'm so hungry but I can only have one because tonight I've actually got a dinner, another one and you can fit them in guys I mean I'm two days out and I'm still having a dinner out which you can do. I'm not manipulating sodium, I'm not manipulating water and I'm also not manipulating carbs, I'm not doing a depletion, I'm not doing a full on load so things are just the same you know, things are just normal. So hopefully I just coast into the show and back out of it, no rebound, nothing like that and then I'm just going to be cutting hard core for this WBFF show in October which I can't wait for. So good. Back to my knee that's going to be absolutely horrible. Yeah for some reason that's a really funny area isn't it? I'm quite sensitive about the back of my knee. It's something that not every beauty therapist is naturally good at. Beauty therapists that just, they aren't kind of waxing or they don't like it or they've never really been that good at it. Yeah well I mean if you're good at something you're going to want to do it aren't you? Is it like the way you push it in when you rub it on? Yeah there's lots of little techniques to it really. For a start a lot don't put it on the right way or pull it off the right way. Well yeah that's going to stuff you up. Yeah so that changes bones a bit. What are you meant to do, pull it? So with strip wax you apply with the hair growth and then you take off against the hair growth. With hot wax you apply against the hair growth and then you pull it. Alright so you guys saw it happening in the flesh we are completely hairless. I'm a hairless man and I've actually got some eyebrows now. Look at this shit. I'll be in the full country mile on this one baby. We going all out. So yeah first steps done. The wax is done, the eyebrows are done and I've got to come back at 7 o'clock for my tan. Which I'm excited about so I've got to go home now have a shower, wash all this wax off me, exfoliate the fuck out of my body and go back there at 7 o'clock get my tan for step number 2. So I'll see you then. Alright guys just leaving my house to go and get the tan. I've had a shower, I've exfoliated the fuck out of my body which is exactly word for word but I was told to do. And I've got a nice loose pair of shorts on, loose t-shirt this is probably what I'm going to wear at the show. And I'm heading back out to Lincoln to get my tan. I'm not going to shower tonight so it's going to be extra dark and once I get home I'll let you see it. Because I think I'm going to look slightly different but it's very exciting and I can't wait. But first of all I'm going to do what I have done most nights and I've just pulled outside the telephone box down the road. And what I do is I pull up down here, bust out my laptop because we've got no wi-fi at home. So all these videos that I've been uploading and every time I go on YouTube and Facebook and shit it's always down here by the dairy in the hood. So yeah making the most of free wi-fi New Zealand, got to give you thumbs up for that. But yeah, so that's what we're doing so I'm uploading a video. I'm actually uploading one week out right now so you guys are about to see that in about an hour. Obviously it's two days out at the moment so we're a little bit behind but hey at least it gives you guys something to watch. So I hope you're enjoying it so far guys. I'm really enjoying putting these together. Yeah it's nearly showtime baby. Game time man. Everything I've done in the last few weeks is all coming down to now. Well it's actually not because obviously I've got the other show in three weeks but I wanted to look as good as I could for this particular show and that's exactly what I've done. So no regrets. I'm just going to upload this video now and then go get my tan. What is up? Just cruising home. I'm black as a motherfucker right now. I look different. I'll tell you that much. My teeth look white. But yeah two sleeps out man. When I get home I'll show you guys what I look like but yeah I'm not going to shower tonight so I'm going to let it soak in nice and deep. And then have a shower in the morning and yeah get everything ready. Head off to the airport. So I'm just driving home now probably about 15 minutes away. It's about quarter to nine. So when I get home I'm just going to relax. I've eaten fuck all today so I've actually saved a shitload of macros for tonight if I want to eat them. Do I? Do I not? I really don't to be honest with you but I should because I've only eaten like 800 calories today and that's ridiculous. So I haven't trained today. I'm not going to train tomorrow and I'm just going to pump up nice and nice and good on the day for probably about 20 minutes beforehand I think. But I'm just going to run through that with my coach and give him the ideas that I've got. He competes in bodybuilding so as far as posing and stuff. I'm running my posing routine through my head over and over and over again. The last thing I want is to fuck it up. So fingers crossed we don't do that. But yeah I've done all I can man and I'm excited. I'm excited. This video will be coming out after I've actually competed but yeah it's funny. I'm thinking about the future. So whatever happens happens and whatever happens happens for a reason and that's about as wise as I'm going to get tonight guys. So I'll show you guys what I look like when I get home but I am black as a mother fucker like I said.