 What's good Josh your boy Ross back again with another video. So we're going to check out 10 fake things and wrestling No one complains about there are some interesting things that happen in wrestling And sometimes you got to ask yourself like Huh, how how does that happen? I know dub Definitely hates this one And I'm not a big fan of it as well When all the a whole bunch of wrestlers gather outside the ring and then a person just jumps And dives onto the wrestlers, but everybody falls. It's like the force of him Diving hitting somebody makes everyone falls. It's just like what's going on here? Well, why why How how does that happen? So I wonder if that's gonna be in this video But this is gonna be a good one appreciate all love and support road to 70k and let's get right into this bad boy Mitter on the wall. Who is the fakest of them all? Well, it sure as hell ain't me I'm none the most trustworthy guy around here and it definitely ain't shame at man Who's made an entire career of slinging genuine bona fide potatoes around the place? What about orange cassidy's apathetic shin kicks you're exposing to business? What about Kenny omega versus a nine-year-old girl? Don't you make a mockery of my noble sport sir? And what about country bushy versus a bow-up doll? Oh, yeah, I I did see that that's that's one is like, okay. All right. This is This is getting out of hand now To be honest, not to blow smoke up her ass because that's not where the pump is but she's incredibly talented Long story short wrestling isn't a real fight I know and people have hundreds of examples of moments like these that make it plainly obvious that what we're all watching Is just some sort of glorious ham ballet But there are a bunch of small moments that happen in most matches that are as fake as anything But nobody really complains about them. So I'm gonna well, it's more that I'm gonna list them for funsies I'm lorry hailing from parts fun known. I know I'm not adam And these are the 10 fakest things in wrestling that no one complains about Hey before we get on with the thing though, do a subscribe if you like wrestling lists and other fun wrestling content I even made a video about the history of wrestling and how it turned from a legit competition to kayfabe fakery So check that one out number 10 Let's play catch wrestling loves a big dive fans I just said it. I just said it. I think they they may be talking about this I just said it dive like rubicon mango. It's a cheap pop worth having why well one It's always fun to watch a wrestler go We as they fly through the air and be it looks dangerous having a whole grown ass person land on you from eight feet up Looks like it would really hurt For real what is not for real and actual is the way that the wrestlers on the floor the dive ease Just wait for the dive ur to climb the turnbuckle psych themselves up and then leap into the unknown It's all stumbling about throwing soft punches while they wait to be jumped on Just just just flee you fools Of course the alternative to this is just letting the wrestler do in the jump in splat on the floor And judging by that bump that nash kata took on nxt 2.0 catching them is a much better option Number nine the 619 don't get me wrong. Ray mysterio or yoshirai swinging both their hind legs into your face At speed is gonna leave a mark. There is nothing to obviously fake there But why is it that their opponents always managed to fall so perfectly plumb across the this is true This is true. I love I love that move, but this is true the middle rope nobody ever falls on the middle rope It's the ugly stepchild of the ropes bottom rope is good for breaking holds top rope for jumping off of and it's crucial To a royal rumble middle rope good for catching your balls on on the way into the ring I don't know. I'm not a rope scientist So how is it that ray ray has managed to create an entire arsenal of moves that land people precisely on the middle rope I mean It's always a great moment and the same could be said for most moves to set people up for a top rope finisher Like fin baller shotgun dropkick, but it's flown under the fake radar for far too long So i'm calling it at number eight wait for my music Everyone deserves a friend that is going to watch their back through thick and thin a true ride or die Oli has luke pete has tempest and me and adam We're just colleagues. Thanks Wrestlers need them especially to save them from a beatdown when the darsley heels jump you post match However, a good rescue can't begin without the mood being set You gotta dim the lights scatter the rose petals and play my goddamn entrance music salman greg Why do they always wait for their music to hit before coming out to make the save? I mean picture the scene Hulk hogan is having a bad time in the ring getting beaten up by sid and papa shango and there stands the ultimate warrior behind the curtain Raring to go ready to save his old rival shouting about lightning bolts He's the color of old leather, but he just can't go out without his music greg make sense If i'm about to say my friend i'm not gonna come out there in the music But I get why they do it to you know get the crowd hyped up and stuff like oh Shit someone's coming in to save it egg think of all of the beatings that could have been prevented over the years If wrestlers didn't need announcing before they made a save do better gregory i do better Number seven the tree of woe what's the worst kind of tree? That's right family trees because you go back 300 years and everyone was a murderer not me mind I'm descended from angels, but you probably adam definitely god knows what goes on on jersey The second worst tree is the tree of woe neither a tree nor woe It's when a wrestler gets trapped upside down hanging from the turnbuckle as if they couldn't just unhook their legs And get out of it already. I've always been like uh, they can just easily just unhook their legs and then They'll they'll just fall but Okay, I've always noticed that that's always look kind of weird to me Now to tangled up in the ropes where the ropes have you tangled up? It's kind of hard to get out of that by yourself You could make that believable but that is just like you're just hanging upside down It's a little bit of a disbelief breaking sin But what's worse is when the person in the tree of woe has to hold themselves up In order to receive a move just sort of waiting to be hit Alberto del rio foot stomp. I'm looking at you like like why what's the reason you'd hoist yourself up because you Because you can't see what you're doing over there clam in the turnbuckle master del rio. Oh, no He's stumped on me Andradi and pac managed to make this make a little bit more sense as enolo pulled the bastard up for the move During their rampage match, but it is still a very contrived setup number six Where's that heel going wwe sure loves their count out finishes Don't know it is an annoying way to avoid giving a proper finish because who wants to be satisfied with the product that they're watching But it makes a sort of sense when the heel decides that they're done wrestling and gets intentionally counted out in order to Retain some sort of title or what have you but what is a real bad? Is when a heel goes to get intentionally counted out and the baby face just stands there looking on stunned Seemingly unaware that they're capable of leaving the ring to retrieve said heel pop out and back in to reset the count babes Something like this snaps you out of your suspension of disbelief. So fast those that makes sense If if I know that's a a technicality I'm gonna grab you throw your ass back in the ring and I'm gonna beat your ass We're trying to leave you moe goody two shoes standing the ring looking around like oh, man If only there was something I could have done to keep this room happening. Oh, I don't know. Have you have you tried Trying number five the slow crawl to the hot tag. Ah, well now dub definitely doesn't like this I get why they do this is to build tension and stuff. I understand but dub if you've seen Some of you know our wrestling reaction. He hates this This is a bit of fun The build to a hot tag is as old as tank team wrestling itself It is true drama or mellow drama You cut the baby face off you grind them down and you make them work for that tag You do it right and the fans should be coming unglued by the time they finally reach their partner, but man Oh, man Is it silly to see the baby face crawling across the ring like a cat who's just come back from the vets Show a clip of that Vinny show a clip of the cats people love cats because also then when they've made the tag They miraculously pop back up on the apron and then they'll be running wild in a couple of seconds When they're tagged back in a minute later these folks so you on the idea that they are on the verge of death One hp left no stowner Whole body flashing red until they can make that tag and then suddenly boom chiraga back in you go Number four climbing the ladder picture this there's a title hanging 12 feet above the ring But you don't need to worry. That's a completely solvable problem as there's a handy dandy ladder at ringside All you got to do is climb it. Sure. You might be a bit banged up You might be a little tired, but surely you can climb that ladder Oh, no, where did all the bones in my body go from watching the way that wrestlers attempt to jelly limb their way up a ladder Like they were not but a sack of organs He would think that it was difficult But in wrestling dozens of championship aspirations have been dashed by wrestlers just simply not being able It's literally like right there a lot of times it's like all you have to do I think the the what was it the the last women's money in the bank kind of showed that This past year they were literally right there. Anyone could have just easily got it And nicky ash ended up getting it I was just like, huh? this it's literally like You can just read. Oh, okay all right To climb fast enough jeff hardy tries to climb against the undertaker in 2002 Sure, michaels can't climb at no mercy 2008 a wrestler being able to climb 12 feet in less than two minutes is just so unlikely There aren't instances of course like the north american title ladder match from takeover new orleans where all of the competitors Agreed to climb as fast as possible for the whole match Meaning that it was someone else's job to stop them that whole thing takes expert timing Which is why the slow climb persists to this day number three. They just won't go over Think of every great royal rumble or battle royal elimination that you can What comes to mind sure michael's going out in 2010 paul london in 2005 cane in 2001 There are tons to choose from and all of them seem to involve a big larry or a big finisher being hit It seems like a pretty good strategy if you ask me So why do so many wrestlers spend most of the match just hugging each other in the ropes? You can hug a man's leg all you want, but he's not going to go over That's just physics. Sure. You could try hugging him for an uncomfortable long time and hope that he just Leaves of his own accord, but what's to stop someone smarter than you? You know Eliminating you and it's generally just been accepted that this is what the people not involved in the central spots do during a battle royal To to buy their time, but when you look closely at it It's like one of those flash mob things where everyone pretends to be frozen a massive waste of everyone's time number two battling in submissions now This is as dramatic as it gets how many incredible matches have been made that much better because of a long Heated spot of a baby face battling through the pain while trapped in a deadly submission hole Sure Michael's incur angle at wrestlemania 21 see and punk and john sena at money in the bank The list is genuinely endless and this spot is one of the most effective at creating emotion when done right So then why is it on this list you filthy ginger beggar? Well, because if you spent more than two seconds in a proper ankle lock There's a good chance you would never be able to use that foot again for all of your walking and walking related activities submission holds when applied Properly are incredibly dangerous Devastating and will cause serious damage to the poor soul. I'm lucky enough. Yeah when they're applied You usually only have like a few seconds and then you're out of it When when actually applied correctly. I've seen Uh, I it was I don't know the actual fighters I was watching the UFC card when I was out and I saw do Get applied like they put in type like it was like some type of like arm bar situation As soon as he applied it, he broke his arm like he dislocated his uh, I want to say uh his elbow Like it was it was at an awkward angle as soon as he he grabbed He rent or wrenched on it and you could see was it wasn't supposed to bend that way and he instantly tapped I was like, oh my god And wrestling maybe in the holes about the two, you know, say sometimes, you know a few seconds like 30 30 plus seconds Sometimes maybe a minute sometimes it just depends on what story they're trying to tell but honestly not It knows UFC fights. No, they get a whole you don't tap. You you gotta tap You gotta tap, bro Have to be trapped in them Obviously wrestling allows for the more dramatic theatrical side of the sport to be showcased But if you are basing your enjoyment purely on realism There is simply no way the hbk lies in that ankle lock for two minutes and then is able to walk away Kerr is killing them cancels number one Running the ropes. Have you ever tried to stop running? It's weird how you just sort of you think about it and you just stop kind of like you're in charge of your own legs Madness matters. I know right But in wrestling, there's this mystical thing called momentum Which you build up enough off by bouncing off the ropes or being irish whipped and suddenly the simple act of stopping running Is impossible like you got the speed booster in super metroid And it's just one of those things that we all accept about sports entertainment Our wrestler is whipped into the ropes and they just they keep running because well, there isn't really a good answer to that Is there what like velocity inertia? Am I using any of that correctly? I don't know. I'm not a leg scientist Almost every wrestling match probably ever has involved somebody running the ropes or being whipped It is one of the main things that we happily overlook to enjoy our wrestling And you know what like all things on this list that is just fine So long as we're all having fun. Isn't it nice to have a nice message at the end of a video? It is So that's the list. Can you think up any other fake bits of? Yeah, that was a guy was a good one, man. I enjoyed that one a lot Let's talk about rest not trying to play that video Wasn't trying to do that at all, but I enjoyed this video man. I definitely enjoyed this one For me, it would probably have to be the ladder the ladder spot That always kind of takes me out of it when they're right at the ladder They can easily grab it But they don't because I have to wait on somebody else It always takes me out of the match that one will probably be the one for me personally on this video that I have to say Takes the top spot, but comment down below. Let me know what segment clip from this video Always make you just be like, yo, come on now. What are we doing now? You just it makes you cringe when you see it Let let me know comment down below or if you know any other ones that happen in wrestling Let me know but I appreciate all of the support row too santa k appreciate y'all kicking with me See y'all next one. Peace