 Hello, welcome to Toffy TV. This is a new series we're doing for FC24 for this season. It's a management duo, but there is, excuse me, there is a caveat to that. I'm the manager. You're basically going to be the manager because you're going to be the person who's on it every show. Because what we might do, there might be times when we swap, or Jack even. I think we're going to have a squad, we're going to have a four-man squad, I think. They do say that modern managers are like coaches, and I'm the most coachable person in the room, so I'm going to be... What does that mean? The person who can be coach the most is you. The person who needs the coaching the most is you. Is that what you're saying? So I feel like that's what you were saying? I can relay the coaching on to my team. I know I'm more like a assistant manager, director. You're going to have a say on signing. We'll see, we'll see, but we're getting into it anyway. This is what we're going to be doing, so there you go. You can leave your comments, leave your suggestions for formations, players, whatever. We'll probably look at them and not do anything with them, but there you go. Obviously the first thing we need to do is create our manager. I feel like what we should do is create a little mix between you and me, and we'll call them Barry Lamb. That's fucking amazing. Right, Baz, that looks like... That's a mix. I'll be honest, it's a terrifying mix, but we've chosen Barry Lamb. There he is. Barry Lamb. That's so strange. I feel like you should have made you debate a little bit gingerly for you, but it's fine. What was quite accurate about that press conference was we couldn't hear any of the questions. Very accurate. It's good the way you've done that. Baz, it's our first transfer offer of the season, Union Berlin over in Germany. I've offered us £15 million for Dominic. £15 million. I would say, do we block off it? Do we want to sell them at all? No. Right, then I don't want to hear any more transfer offers. I'm blocking offers. Okay. Transfer offers Jordan Pickford from Celtic. England's number one, can you imagine that? £24 million. Who's doing these offers? What are they smoking over there? Again, I'm going to block off this. We're not having them. No, we're not selling any more. Michelinco £8 million. We're not selling any more. Michael Keane, port of £5 million. Do we keep him as a backup? Cos we don't only have to go and buy another backup. Haven't we got Ben Godfrey though? Shouldn't we be encouraging youth? Youth Ben Godfrey? Reach Welsh now, don't mean Ben Godfrey immense. Reach Welsh. I want someone who can come in and in the game, Michael Keane's a good backup option. He's not going to get him missed. He's not human as he's AI, Michael Keane. Look at him. I think we'd have to... What would we do? ...to get a sense x rated overall. We'd have to spend more than that. We'll reassess a chrismus. A chrismus. If he's not being involved then... So we'll reject that for now. The players that we've got suit the style of play that Sean Deitch is playing. And that's probably why... Why have these... The only thing I want to look at like this game, why is there not nine subs? Yeah, that's really weird. It's a bit weird because it's so accurate and so many. Personally, I want Gomez on the bench and it's just so we can come on and change things. I'm not going to bring in Ashley Young on to try and change things. Are you leaving Young off the squad? Yeah. I want to go massively... Right, I want to replace Virginia with Deli. You're going to have no goalkeeper on the bench. I'm gambling. I'm gambling. I'm putting trust in. I'm putting trust in us not to get picked for centre off. White bars, I think we're set for our first game against Fulham. It's Ned. Come on. Day one. Good or some park. We've got to start as we mean to go on. We lost the first game of the season this season. We're not doing it yet. Right, keep the ball. If we just keep the ball for 90 minutes, we're going to get a 0-0. I'll take a 0-0. Yeah. Get something on the board. Anyone, yeah? Yeah. Go on, Mikau, you've done it. Come on, this will be the perfect start. Don's pulled away back from getting in there. Shoot. What a first touch as well. Who was it? It was a change of shot. There were wires on the left wing. Oh, shot. I've got to finish them. That should be one nail. That was brilliant, mum. Bye, Mikau. That was brilliant. Well done. Got time. No, you're doing it. When you just give me the ball, you're doing it. Get it back. It's your man, Mikau. What are we going? Ned, you've done it. That was too easy. What's going on? Job. You did it. We won. Out. We won. Well done. How to it? How to it? Oh. Come on, on the floor there. Oh, you whistle there. Oh, no. None of that. Well done. How to it? Mikau. Slide, lad. Good block, James Gardner. Go on. Well done. Let's go. Sheep it. Stand up. Well done. You've done it. Great centre for the play. Well done, man. That's my favourite. I like this nails on the way for that. Or someone's got to track that. Aw, go, keep it. Keep it. What's that? Ym jolking. First of all, someone's got to track that. I don't know why it plays. You can't control everybody. Fourth of all, What's that pick for doing? I'm sorry, but you're the pick for that. You have done absolute shock it. Mae'r unibus. Mae'r rhan, mae'r rhan. Well done. He's going. Go on Anna, go! The touch is terrible. It's all right, it's all right. Just get back in, make sure we get back in. Pick runners, pick runners. Relax, yeah. That's it, you won it, you won it. What? What's the foul? Oh no. Too easy. All right, all right. I'll pick win. Go on, keep it up. Relax. I'm holding it, I need runners. We've got runners mate, go. Now it's the second run. Great ball. Get the edit. Keepers, keepers. Well done. Slow it down, slow it down, that's it. I like the quality. There you go. Your passion is terrible mate. Run, carpet looing. Yes, carpet looing. Go inside. Got to be, got to be. Oh! Oh, bad. It was the moment, money. Oh, bad. I created the angle and he's put it right. I mean, you know what one of the issues is? Why are we wearing a big jumper? I feel there's got a nice little black t-shirt on. I'm not sure. We've got some baggy t-shirt. You're a terrible ball there mate. I do on me then. You've got to be quick with your passion mate. No, no, no, no. On again, on again. I wanted to harrasson. Why are you chipping it with L1 now? I wanted to go to harrasson. Get where you can, get where you can. Go on. How are they volleying balls across the box? All right. We're still in it. We've had better chances I think. You should have scored. I think after an hour I'm going to be bringing better one up than that. Cos we're struggling to get in here. We're not playing one up front. I can't tell you that right now. I've got the colour you're behind on. No, the colour I can go deep in. We're not playing one up front. I have to suffer that in real life. I'm not doing it right. Come on. Go on Tom. You've got the angle. Finish it. Yeah! Well done. Oh, that is beautiful. It's the player that Ned wants to sub. I'm three minutes into the second half. I feel like it was more my ball. Of course it was your ball. The fact that I ran through and kept calm icing the veins and equalised. It was deaf for your ball. That's my control of that. I received 70 yards from goal that made sure we scored. Come on. He's done one it. Good question. What's he going to give? That's all right. I want a mic. I'm nearly compelling you to chill. Back post, you ready? I like that. Keep it. You haven't done enough to convince me that. That's a bad squad. Keep it. Keep it. You've got to make the change. We should have made it before they scored. We're being reactive rather than proactive. So you can't even sub Pickford off now because you decided to take off a session. Why have I gone on to pickford? Little dinged on the line. Great turn, Dan Durement. Run. Fabio ideas. Hold it for a minute. There you go. Back in. Win it. Right back. Right back. Can only be right back if you're in space. Go on, get away. Early. Better that. That's better. Great tackle. Referee. Lovely. Over the top. That's a foul. Wide. Don't play. Come on Harrison. Come on. That's shutters. You know why Don isn't making runs? Because you play. Get on running in behind. No, we'll just play as a tag. You've got to get in to get in behind because then you'll make a stubborn play. I'm good. I mean mate, what kind of a boss that? Remember when I said to you the worst we could play at a machine? You ran away from me. Mate, I'm not being funny. There was nobody near you and you passed it to him. I put a sun on my face. Oh no. Oh no. I hope you score again. I hope you score again and you'll play two parts in every single goal. Defending. Oh no. The people who are watching will see us won't they? Cos he went for a shot a couple of blocks. Go, go, you're away. Who's away now? I hope them boos are ringing in your ears. That was unlucky. It wasn't unlucky. You passed the ball to their players. There was no bad luck about it. We played well. Let's have a look at the match facts. Four shots of 21. Passes a 10. 77% passing accuracy. I think we should change our tactics. I think I'll do the tactics now. Post-match interview. There you go. What a disgraceful start of the season. One. Listen. You make your own decisions. I think most of the game we played quite well before attack. Hang on. You'd be getting proper questions. We shouldn't have gone 1-0 down. We shouldn't have gone 1-0 down. We should have gone 1-0 up. First half finished 1-1. We were 1-0 down that half-time. First half finished 1-0. We should have been 1-0 up. We were still in it. We just lost our heads a bit cos the players were a bit tired and were getting into space. I had the ball and there was no one to pass it to. I mean, if only that was real. If only that was real. What happened in the game? At least it was a 5-0. We're going to leave it there for episode 1. What a nightmare. Let us know what you think in the comment section about how well Ned played in the game. Let us know. And who should we be chasing in this transfer window to give us a little bit of a boost? Money is tight. I'm not going to lie. But we'll have to see whether we can be creative. Ned's already turned down bits for Michael Key. So, let's see. We'll have gone in the pot. It might have got us a winger, a striker. Let us know in the comment section below. We'll see you next time on... I'd say road to glory. Maybe can we survive is a better title of this. See you later.