 Let's get to the punchline though. Where do I stand in this film? Well, after a thousand of these movies, just like the Fast and the Furious, I think everyone knows what to expect. Loud, bang bang, gun noises, really nonsensical stupid plot that could go any direction. People break all the bones in their body and get up, walk away, scot-free. There's no real stake. There's no real consequences to actions. It's all very light, fluffy affairs that you bring your son to and try to relive the glory days from the 80s and early 90s and say, hey, this was a man's show when I was your age, boy. Those transformers were kick-ass.