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Gregory House On Religion

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Uploaded on Aug 25, 2011

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Thought to put together all of House's best quotes about religion, god etc.
Hope you'll enjoy it :) I love House very much.

voice overs: (in case you miss sth)
"Welcome to the house of the lord"
"There's nothing in this universe that can't be explained, eventually"
"Faith, that's another word for ignorance, isn't it?"
"Faith isn't based on logic and experience"
"you talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic"
"Isn't it interesting that religious behavior is so close to being crazy we can't tell it apart?"

Nun: "Sister Augustine believes in things that aren't real." House: "I thought that was a job requirement for you people. "
"Do you really think that the guy who created heaven and earth cares what you put in your digestive tract?"
"Rational arguments don't usually work on religious people, otherwise there would be no religious people"
"You can tell me that you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways."

Mormon: "You're an atheist"
House : "Only on Christmas and Easter, the rest of the time doesn't really matter"

Wilson: "And that's why religious belief annoys you. Because if the universe operates by abstract rules you can learn them, you can protect yourself. If a Supreme Being exists he can squash you any time he wants."
House: "He knows where I am."

"Are you comparing me to God? I mean, it's great, but so you know, I've never made a tree."
"The caveman who heard a rustle in the bushes checked out to see what it was lived longer than the guy who assumed it was just a breeze. The problem is, when we don't find a logical answer, we settle for a stupid one."

Ramon: "Faith is not a disease."
House: "No, of course not. On the other hand, it is communicable, and it kills a lot of people."

Kid: "You don't believe in God?"
Dr. Gregory House: "I did. Then I grew my curly hairs."

Wilson: "House, this is God"
Cuddy: "House..."
House: "Quick, God! Smite the evil witch!"

"God, why have you forsaken me?"
"How come God gets credit whenever something good happens? Where was he when her heart stopped?"

woman: "This is heaven?"
House: "No, It's new jersey"
woman: "Thank God"
House: "Don't make me slap you"

House: "You drank the Manishewitz-flavored Kool-Aid."
Taub: "I'm not saying I agree. I'm just saying..."
House: "That there's a rational basis for the irrational."
Taub: "They have something we don't have.:"
House: "Imaginary friends."

"Things aren't where we want them to be just 'cause we want them to be there. "
"Religion is a symptom of irrational belief and groundless hope."
"Mazel tov. .Couple hours surgery, you'll be ready to push out those fourteen children."
"Either God doesn't exist, or he's unimaginably cruel"
"He hurts you to help you"
"You know, I get it that people are just looking for a way to fill the holes; that they want the holes; they want to live in the holes; and they go nuts when someone else pours dirt in their holes. Climb out of your holes, people!"
"It's not about fun, It's about the truth"
"blasphemer"

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