 Fun around here has good taste now. Where's that alchemist? Oh, there he is the one in black Let's go talk to him. Hello and welcome back to the craft box. My name is Brent and today we're in episode 244 244 of the was when I wanted to walk through slightly weird intro Didn't realize that just walking into caravan would trigger that dialogue, but oh well. We're here, San Diego. Hello We have come from afar Seeking your wise counsel will you grant us an audience? What are you doing? Stop that? You're not supposed to call me that not here. Oh I guess the cat's out of the bag now. Yes wanderer. It's true I am known by many names in the desert when you've been round as long as I these things happen All righty star if I can recall any knowledge of value you are welcome to it Excellent, we're wondering if you might know the secret to visiting the astral plane of the gin eurum palace Eurum palace why in the blazing sands would you want to go there wait a minute? You're a genie. Don't you know the way no only the senior gin are told the secret I don't know why they make it such a big deal. Well, maybe so they can betray everyone you see I Alright very well. I don't need details the legend of eurum palace is as old as the gin themselves These days its secrets are lost The ancient cats knew such secrets however and inscribed them on the eurum tablet Which is said to be hidden in the hall of secrets Go to the ruins of cat stand to noble beneath his stand boa and search the hall of secrets If you find the tablet, I will translate the inscription Wait what did that make sense the ancient go to the ruins of cat stand to noble beneath his stand boa And search the hall of secrets if you find I don't know I'm going crazy. I think that's where I'm going crazy Let's head over to Istanbul. I don't know. I don't know what I heard or what I thought I heard. I wasn't really paying attention But welcome back if you haven't checked out last episode you should probably go and do that it was fun We figured out the conspiracy theory of the century and not the one that we're trying to figure out now Where's there's a stand boa The dance conspiracy theory So if you want to go and find out that conspiracy theory go and watch yesterday's video Yeah, so Yeah, that was fun Let's head over to cat stand to noble Or the ruins of cat stand to noble if we can walk there. They had a big rate. Thank you game Oh, so we nearly done with mirage, which is great. And I think I say that every episode now, but um Yeah, we we we're close. We're close. We're getting closer and closer each day Closer and closer. Um, let's get some more of this Hello That melt is amazing. Okay Uh I don't even know what we're doing. I think we're defeating our things defeating our things defeating things I don't know. Probably what is this? Oh, yeah, we went in there last time we were here and now we're going in this way Interesting lots of we little areas that we didn't really know about Interesting interesting interesting Hmm, so today shouldn't be too big of an episode we do have a major cheating boss coming up though So that's gonna be interesting Uh, I don't know anything about that yet Place the ancient cats hid their darkest secrets here things. They wanted no one to ever know about Okay Um, so yeah, I'll be back once I've defeated these terms of mystery. I am back Just hopefully killing now Yep, there we go um Wasn't too difficult Master I had a funny thought usually it's the books that teach us But this time it was the opposite. We taught the tomes a lesson Okay interesting, um Sure thing sure thing. I loved climbing up these big sand dunes. That's quite funny. Um, let's head on into the next room Hmm the spirit of inquiry. I guess they didn't want anyone coming here with questions like we're doing Yep makes sense. Um Okay, I will be back once I've defeated this guy. Okay. I am Back we are just about to kill hopefully um As long as we don't yeah, we can kill cool. We are killing. Yep Here we go and also getting a whole bunch of health back, which is fantastic Uh, not too difficult. Here's what like 16 000 which is a much Isn't much to be honest. Um a couple blades and a faint and Yeah, I kind of went a bit overkill with the blades just because um Yeah, I mean I took three of it if I'm really gotta shut up at first turn, but lulu. Nope. Not until like just before Poof. Um, there we go. Any questions? Then I guess we can move on This star's being a bit cheeky today. This star is a cheeky one Hey The ancient ones wanted to pose the ultimate question if you see the cat in a box without going in How do you know if he's dead or alive? The answer is so simple, of course as long as you understand quantum mechanics The cat is both alive and dead at the same time Now you've entered the box and messed up everything. This is forbidden knowledge, of course You'll have to join us now Okay, um, let us head on in Uh, luckily they both boost death. So we are basically just fine here. This is like the ideal situation um So, yeah, we are just gonna do the normal sort of thing And destroy them So, yeah, let's do that um Yeah, so on these things have changed. He is A He resists 30 percent to life and 15 percent to death and so does the um life one as well So it's like super easy. It's like stupidly easy Uh, no blades. We are going to do this one. They also have like no healthy though. I don't really want to Faint just because I feel it's a bit of waste in this fight. Like we can just play and kill, you know So we're not gonna I don't think because we can do mess with um lulu especially since we have the boost and they can't even shield So it's really good. Really really really ideal Hello Oh hello there. Oh, yes, unless we blade. Nice. Oh nice Um, okay, you Let us do a spirit blade Boris lord. Hell no. I'm not in for that one I'm not in for that one. I don't approve of that. I don't approve of that. No, I don't No, no, no, no, no, I don't And what is this? This must be a vampire. Yup Yup vampire. Hello You know 187 not even much jay. Is he bad or something? They're bad. They're really bad Super bad Um Let's see. What else do we got? We got a nothing Okay, that's a good card to get. I love nothing. I love me some nothing Love me some nothing in the evening If we could get a lulu that'd be great as well. So he boosted death. So we're like Perfect. We are sweet Just destroying himself slowly. That's fine. I don't really care Um We got this we just need another blade or two. That'd be nice At least one And end a shadowpip as well. That'd be great life banshee. Hello There we go. Nice that only did nothing. They're bad bad confirmed Definitely um Okay, we can do this. Nice. We another spirit bloat and then I think next round we will hit And hopefully destroy Yes, that should be good, right? I think so Okay, that did interesting damage. There's a really interesting natural attack. It's like white Like white lightning coming out of his hands interesting Is all I can say interesting Um Yeah, let's go for a gg A ggm good ready for this boom Here we go Here comes the lulu Oh, look, you think you're cool with your guidance and your pip conversion But you're not Oh, hello there. Oh, hi. Oh, hi. Oof. That did it just a bit But you think you're going to get all your health back. You're wrong because you're dead You are dead. He used to has less health than he started with He's so bad. He's so bad Just making it easier for me to kill him No Here we go. No credit. That's unfortunate as if we credit anyway. We have like 8% chance. We can't do it Goodbye. There we go. That should hopefully be both dead. If not, we'll just be an Yep, cool. Gigi Okay, we get it. You're dead You don't need to take forever to die. Please stop We can serve the pup. Nice. Do you understand what he was talking about? I'm still trying to wrap my head around that one Oh, but look, there's the irum tablet. Let's get it and take it back to san diego What does our pup can Conversion I always think it's like We've got 20% chance. No wonder I'm conserving pup so much. We've got 20% chance That is ridiculous 20% chance Holy moly, how is that even possible? I don't know But we have 20% chance to conserve a pup That is a lot. I assume it doesn't like decay like critical does I'm assuming Or maybe it does. I don't know Maybe it just goes up and up and up and up and up Imagine when we get like 100% That would be interesting. No not correct um Because our base is 120 255 That is crazy That's really crazy I don't know Because I say she it's not actually a bad stat. It's just it's not on anything Welcome back. I trust the ruins of cat stanton opal were an educational Experience you have the earm tablet. Let me take a look at this tablet Something something something there be gene. Ah, this is the section right here To reach the true home of the gene a genie must go home from home Well, what in the sands does that mean? Is star? A genie must go home from home That's one of those riddle things, isn't it master? I'm not very good at those then we are at an impasse unless perhaps the pale genie would know the answer Yes Take the tablet to demuzed Okay, okay demuzed. I'm back to you again. Hopefully this time we don't have to defeat you because you were not really hard But you were just a piece to mystic cleanliness If you go right few flu Right Something along those lines. I don't know. I don't know. I have to say that it's it's not the good of me Where are we going? Oh, he's going into his wee little cave. Maybe agave nice Bump bump bump, but um and to his cave. I don't know yet a cave He apparently lives in a cave as well as a tent Which is strange Wouldn't a cave be more dirty than a tent? It's you again for the love of all that's clean. Please tell me you wiped your feet this time I'm still decontaminating my tent, you know You're here about here color, aren't you? I hear she organized some kind of conspiracy among the gin As usual. I wasn't invited count yourself lucky I was tricked into helping him, but not anymore We're going to irum palace to put a stop to this madness. That's why we came We need your help getting to irum. This tablet says the secret is to go home from home Any idea what that means You have the irum tablet. I thought it was lost What I wouldn't have given to know this secret a few centuries ago Now i'm over it to go home from home you say Hmm. Yes, of course after all these years to think it's so obvious It's a lamp within a lamp You mean we take one genie lamp inside another genie lamp and go inside? Perfect. I keep my lamp with me these days. Can we use yours too? Oh dear. I I don't know. I just finished dusting Oh, but all right. Just this once go on in good luck All right. Okay. Okay. Here we go into the lamp Look, we're becoming a genie. Isn't that amazing Isn't that amazing? How to be a genie master. It's so clean if you saw the inside of my lamp. It's wow I'd be so embarrassed after this All right, I'll put my lamp here. No, what just in case I'm going to go in first so I can tidy up a bit if it doesn't take us to irum Yeah, good idea Like look at this. This is really cool. That's nice and quaint, but Wait, where does this go? Oh, it goes up. There's an upstairs Oh my gosh That's so cool That's so cool. Okay a star's lamp Let's go on to a star's lamp. Can we can we go upstairs in your lamp as well? That'd be cool. I doubt it But that'd be oh, thanks the sands after seeing the inside of his lamp. I realized how messy mine is I'm just glad you didn't have to see it Yep, I can't believe I'm in irum palace in genie terms. This is as fancy as it gets Oh master, this is so exciting. Isn't it? Oh right over here. I put a special magic carpet with a lamp on it If we need to get back to caravan, that'll take us Now we just need to find those jerky jinn who tricked me and of course your kala herself They're bound to be around here somewhere, but the question is how do we find them? I guess we'll have to interrogate these genie guards. You lead master Okay, okay. I'll be back once I've defeated a couple of these guys. This is actually a really cool place So like seriously look at this. Yep Okay, I'm back. Hello. Sorry. Oh, we just found out that they are in the gardens Um, what are you doing? Hello trying to be all sneaky like that coming up in my hood. What the heck Um, let's click this antiquity like look at this place. It just looks so cool. So Cool, I think I think it's really cool. I think it's really cool. Let's head on then Um and see what shenanigans are happening in here Um So Yes, I know there's a lot of things in here that we have to fight. So that's fun Lots of guts Load well well if it's not my favorite two fools ditzy is tar and our patsy wizard sidekick But why in the nine planes are you here? Let's see. You lied to me Betrayed me and left me in the clutches of ali baboon. I might say revenge, but we're above that aren't we master No, we're actually here because you stole the chrono shards and we're here to take them back I think that sums it up your petty little intentions are irrelevant You're not worthy to be an eram palace come closer join your genie and I will show you why Okay, well anybody who messes with jet is just a star messes with me. I'm sorry, but you are going down my dude Um, and I'll be back once he is going down. Okay. I am We are just hitting now Hopefully killing that'd be nice. I'm not a hundred percent sure if we will but we'll try Did we Yep, we did good easy peasy um Yeah, not not horrible very very easy They did die, right? Nope. He didn't die. Okay. Well um Winged for the win winged for the win Uh, let's discard both of those. We will go for this blade Is 1,500. That's ridiculous Ridiculous if we can get an enchant for wings. It's gg Basically, that's what it comes down to enchant and gg There we go. Look at that. Here we go. Don't know. No, no, no, no, no. Goodbye. You're dead Farewell. I don't like you anymore. You're bad. Hello. Goodbye gg Bye-bye Have fun in genie heaven or hell. I don't really know whichever one you Goodbye I really love the idea of finnishing. I told him all that anger wasn't healthy. You were there I may be a junior genie, but I've learned a thing or two over the centuries What'd be wrong if I said I enjoyed that? I hope not master because I did I really did Now who's next? Who is next? That is a great question. Oh, look it is the life guy. I did not know that one It's about time. I've been waiting for you two to come. I was on your side all along, of course Oh, really? Let me get this straight First you betray the baron Then you betray us and now you betray your kala and you expect us to trust you Well, when you put it that way fine. You figured me out. Are you happy? I hope so that way you can enjoy your final moments Okay, well, I'll be back once I've defeated this guy again boost all boost the death. So we should be fine Okay, I am back, hopefully Yes, thank The lord that he's dead. He was the most annoying Person ever literally every time I was gonna hit he was gonna shit. He's shielded Only one of those traitorous airbags left old murdak now. Where do you think he's hiding? Um, yeah, that was not cool Don't like him Oh, what have we here a familiar face? I believe Oh, yes, I remember you two from tabby manner, of course a messy business that was You remember betraying us as well. I hope so because you're about to pay for it I Suppose I can drop the act at this point the doddering old genie. I can't believe you felt for it. You realize gin don't age No growing old isn't something we gin get to enjoy Of course, it's a luxury. You won't be afforded either now wizard come. Let's end this Okay, again, I'll be back once I've defeated this guy. Okay. I am back finally Correct. Finally. He's dead. Thank goodness Oh, he blocked. Okay, just chill buddy Thank goodness he's dead. Okay That was not as difficult as the last one, but it was definitely a fight. Oh master. That was the most fun I've had in centuries. I'm actually a little worn out. Maybe we can come back some other time for irkala Oh fiddlesticks. I know we can't really do that, but I have to admit she makes me a little nervous All right chin up is tar. Let's go Yup, let's hit on in Hello Now what you? Both of you. I was told you'd be in the shadow realm by now wizard and you is tar I imagined you conjuring bananas somewhere Wait, you actually know my name. I thought you didn't care about us junior gen that we didn't even merit your attention Oh, don't be mistaken. You most certainly don't but now that you're here I suppose I shall have to deal with you. Come on then. Don't delay You do like 500. I'm gonna be selling away. I'm I'm so salty. I am The most saltiest person right now Okay, I am back. We really need that um time card like the 3000 years later that one. Um, because it's literally been 3000 trillion years Luckily this time touchwood is going a lot better and I haven't died yet obviously, um I packed in I'd switched to my life mastery because the other amulet wasn't really doing it just too damage Essentially is all that it does. Oh my god my pet healed Um, so I switched my life mastery so I could carry satyrs and all that good stuff Um put up a sanctuary and yeah, that's where we are now Uh everything seems to be going well and um We may or may not be killing now. Hopefully we may not be but I mean hopefully I would love to If we can that'd be great, please That's doing a lot of time more than the other ones do Yikes, um Hello, can we please kill that'd be great. That would be great. Can you do too? Okay, please do the max end and a crit would be great as well No, okay, that is fine do the max end Oof that's so close. We did it Yay Finally. Oh my gosh, that take that took forever live really forever You can't how dare you defeat me a human wizard and a junior genie It's not possible. It must be all the stress Yes, it must be you've earned an explanation at least I suppose Come to my sanctum and we'll have a pleasant little talk. Yes, and then you'll leave Okay, I honestly cannot believe that we finally did that Like honestly That took way too long Way way way too long I'm so happy that we're finished though Okay, hello There now. This is better, isn't it a polite conversation between former adversaries? I shall endeavor to explain myself That's true. I made a mistake. I knew Xerxes wasn't who he claimed to be but I had my own agenda I wished for the liberation of all gin So I struck a bargain to steal the chrono shards for grandfather spider Only too late. Did I learn I'd fallen victim to the most classic trick Grandfather spider will grant my wish. We will be liberated But only when he reverses the sands of time and literally Unmakes the spiral. Yes, you heard correctly Spider will use the chrono shards to turn back time and erase our very existence All of us and all of this I fear there's nothing any of us can do at this point I suggest you inform your friends so they can make the most of the time they have left Well, that's depressing. Isn't it master? Let's go back to the alchemist or sundiago Maybe he'll have some idea of what we should do Okay, let us quickly head over to sundiago. Luckily we leveled up. We are now level 123 123 one of the most satisfying numbers Um And once we're there, we will then wrap up the episode finally Oh my gosh. I sat down and like yeah, this will only take like an hour to record tops It's literally been like nearly two and a half hours later. That's ridiculous that fight was Those fights. Nah, not again. Not again. Please not again Hello Ah good Dumbo's had sent word that you had either made it to iran palace or had become lost between planes I assume it was the former So grandfather spider Intends to use the chrono shards to turn back the sands of time Hmm that does make sense Nonetheless, the only question that matters now is how do we stop him and the answer is I don't know We may simply be beaten. I will however Meditate on the matter in the meantime wanderer an urgent dispatch has come from wizard city You must go see murl ambrose Then I should return to the sultana. I'd say it was fun wizard and it actually was Except the last part. I'll see you again. I hope I will leave soon and wander the desert sands to meditate on our troubles Resolve matters swiftly in wizard city and then meet me back here Okay, so next episode we will Be hitting over to wizard city once more Um to talk to murl So thank you for watching until a little like and subscribe and if you've already subscribed press Although we little bells who know exactly when I post another video and a member craft outside the box