 Dude, nice. Free labor. Part of me feels bad about this, but he seems like he's having a f***ing amazing time. Slaven away at that torch. Damn, brother. They make him thick in this world. The graphics are so good! Oh, the music. Buddy, come on. I used to be an absolute Pokemon nerd. Oh, brother. It looks like I got halfway through the f***ing Hulk transformation. I look like a half... I look like a half-empty, squeezed tube of toothpaste. Oh, that's a cool little build animation. Dude, the sound effects in here are very satisfying. Is this made in Unreal Engine? Cause it just, it looks fricking crazy, dude. Let me see. So, I need palladium, wood, and stone. This feels like Valheim. If you guys ever played that game, I'm cold as s*** right now. Oh my god, look at that big ol' thick f***er. What is in this chest, dude? Come on. Hey, dude, this thing is thick as f***. Mammarest? Look at this big guy. Can I tame this thing? How many pals are there, dude? Damn! Oh my gosh, dude. That is a lot of pals. Holy f***! Alright, I'm addicted to this. Look at that. 111 pals. 111. That's a good number. Look at all these f***ing guys. Daydreams? I feel like the mammarest is going to be really, really hard to beat this s*** out of. I'm willing to give it a try, honestly, but he's pretty f***ing thick for being honest here. But if I could tame you, bro, he's got so much health. Holy s***! This pickaxe is not cutting it. I no longer wish to fight you. Please leave me alone. Oh! That is some absolute bullshit in a half, dude. Wow. Maybe I should just kill one of these. Maybe I should kill him. Just show the tutorial. Get off my ass. Oh no! I was just trying to get him to like a low health. I didn't mean to kill him. There we go. Alright, that ass is mine, boy. Nice. That was literally so easy. Wait, is he making it for me? Dude, nice. Free labor. Part of me feels bad about this, but he seems like he's having a f***ing amazing time slaving away at that torch. How much? I need more wood. Alright, coolio. I can do that. This game is seriously gorgeous, dude. I feel like I'm in Dark Souls, but at the same time it's Pokemon and I can also force these little guys to build sh** for me. By an awesome dude, a dinosaur and a possum. How much health do you got there, little buddy? I'd like to beat the f*** out of you and... and force you to build me axes and sh**. So... Oh, f*** me. I just got a lot of power. Oh! Alright, I will have to do a little bit of deforestation, you know what I'm saying? Sorry, bud. I'm gonna have a goddamn view over here, dude. Is this a giant f***ing cage? This is... Oh, that makes sense. These f***ers, apparently they get stressed out and you gotta put them in a box, put them in a cage. There's literally even a life tree. This is like Elden Ring meets Hunter meets Pokemon meets Valheim. I need to unlock as much technology as I possibly can, dude. So, basically I'm just gonna go chop a bunch of trees down and then now this is my area now. Okay, yeah, the building in here is fun. Oh, f*** me! There we go. A house staying at home without a door. Oh my god, yes. Let there be light lamp kebab. How about I do that sh**, dude? They let you watch them cook? That is an amazing cooking animation. I think the pals need a bed. I need to get more f***ing workers, dude. This is taking way too long just me out here, so... I'm gonna go catch some more pals. No f***! I keep ax daily killing them! Okay, buddy. Get your ass ready to start working. Alright, dude. I'm gonna run over here and beat this sh** out of a bunch of these little sheep things and then we're gonna be ready to go. Oh, f***! Whoops. Alright, perfect. Ayyyy! I guess we're having lamb tonight. Lamb for everybody. You can dine on the flesh of your fallen brother and... I'm accidentally killing so many. What's over here? What is that? That looks green. Dude, I thought that was a Pokemon for a second. That is amazing. The goal to catching these little guys is to beat this sh** out of them within an inch of their lives. Now, of course, sometimes you might accidentally end up killing them, but as sad as it is to say, sometimes there are casualties that must be sustained for the betterment of our greater good. Shit! Alright, we're just gonna kill it. Oh, f***, he's dead. No! Nooo! Alright, we gotta get out of here. It's such a beautiful little world, dude. Here we go. This is my ass beating club. Hey! Your ass looks like it needs to be beaten! Nice. You'll be working for me now, pal. Stop running. You'll never escape me. You'll never escape these thick-ass sheets. Oh, whoa! I can unlock some really cool sh** now. There's so much that you can unlock in this. What? Dude! Mounted machine gun. I'm gonna fast travel somewhere else after I finish building this freaking house, dude. See, what I'm wondering is, like, how is it anywhere else? It's, like, buddy. Right down the middle. Like, where else do you think I want to put this? Absolutely f***ing astonishing. I need 15 more pals. There you go, buddy. Take a nice, fat, fat nap. Let me build my bed. Build it over here in the corner so I can oversee everything. I love the building animation. It's almost like an object is loading into existence. Dude, look at those thick-ass hips. Oh, my gosh. I'm basically a Pixar mom. Oh, my gosh! Look at that one! Bro, so cool. No, no, no. Don't run away. Look at this little guy. Get his ass. Come on! Here we go. Come on. Eeeeh. Dude, he keeps getting leveled up because he's just beating the sh** out of everybody. What an absolute maniac. Look at this guy. Just plowing through the competition. Get his ass. Haha. Nobody's safe. Everyone's getting f***ed up. Come on, please. Please, I know it's a low percentage. Uh, come on, come on, come on! Come on! Yes! Yes, dude! Hell yeah. This is such an insane game, dude. Oh, my God. He's picked up some speed. Holy sh**. Let's take this one by surprise. He's sleeping. Surprise attack. I didn't want him to die. Sh**. More hands to make this less work. I'm a fair ruler. Alright, I'm a stern and cruel yet fair ruler to these little guys. Damn, son. This thing is thicker than a goddamn snicker. Dude, that is a big big boy. Do not piss him off, alright, lamb ball? Don't f*** with him. That is a big boy. So far, this is a pretty dope game. This 100% is not Pokemon. Perhaps I should build my base in a more highly wooded area. Nice. We can lie, dude. Yes. Hey! Look at this, dude. You can still see the thickness, too. Alright, let's explore, dude. I'm pretty sure I see a fast travel point over here. Look at this big fella. He's a big guy. He's a big strong guy. Big boy. This has to be a fast travel or something. Nice. I love the sound effects in this so much, dude. All in all, boys, this is an extremely neat game. Like, it's very captivating. It seriously feels like you're in a world that has Dark Souls-level graphics, but it's also kind of cartoony. It's just kind of weird, but I like it. Oh f***, I just got hit, dude. God damn it, no! I'm leaving everything that I currently had, and I'm starting anew. Take a look at this place, man. There's so many trees, too, dude. Alright, so I need to get some wood and some stone. There's so much palladium here, dude. The resources are plentiful, brother. There sure is a ton of shit around here, boys. Is that a cave? I could possibly be down for a little cave adventure. They're poaching the shit out of them right now, dude. Oh my god. This is horrible. Well, animal cruelty aside, this is a beautiful place to build a base. I could honestly probably build a little house right here. There's a lot of resources, so I'm thinking that's probably a good idea. I think this is probably the most finicky part of this game, dude. I'm gonna have a goddamn aneurysm, dude. Please. Oh, we had it there for a second, boys. Oh, oh, oh, oh, right here? There we go. We're just gonna do this, dude. Super easy fix. There we go. I love it. I can't believe I haven't built a wooden chest yet, dude. I am such a noob. Oh my gosh. There we go. Wooden chest. So basically, I need a steady flow of these things. How do you deploy a work pal? Oh, here we go. I'll build you a bed. Nice, dude. He's super happy now. Look at that guy. He's looking amazing. What is that? What did he just do? Did he just put stuff in here? He just went out and got mushrooms and put them in the box. All right. This was an amazing idea. So basically you, bam, get your ass to work, buddy. Hell yeah, son. Don't give me as many resources as you can possibly find and I will build you beds and you can stay here for free. Free aside from being my bitches. Hello? Hey. I've got some good items in stock. Welcome. I'll take a look. Long-eared headband. Hydrated medical supplies. This guy sells drugs and pills. Damn, son. Okay. You know what, buddy? I think we're doing okay here. You can take your shit elsewhere. Get that shit out of my fucking town. All right, buddy. Get ready to have a great night's sleep because I'm about to make you a bed right next to your other little pal. Perfect. Look at how fast this is getting built with the three of us, dude. What a fucking team. Hell yeah, dude. Okay. Here, wait, lift. That's my boy. It's my rotten soldier. I'm gonna put this shit right next to their beds in the sunshine so they can have some sunshine while they're eating. You know what I'm saying? Look at that shit, dude. I hope these little guys are ready for a feast. So basically I put food in here for them to have. This is looking really nice, guys. Holy shit. It's got a campfire going in here. Good. Hell yeah, dude. How much is a ranch? Here it is. So I just need wood. That's it. I feel like this is actually a beautiful location for a ranch. That's so cool. Come on, boys. All hands on deck. We need to build this pony ranch ASAP. Oh no. It's getting dark out. Damn. I can't believe this is gonna take an entire minute. I can summon one more to help out, right? Come on. There we go, dude. Look at all of them, dude. Hell yeah. Dude, the anticipation is killing me. Oh, good job, boys. I wanna come over here and catch one of these guys. Dude, he looks exactly how I thought he was gonna look. Brothers, please calm down. Bro, they're coming to my house to beat this shit out of me. No, dude. These little pieces of shit, man. There we go. Come on, please get his ass. Yes. Oh, they're mining. Bro, they are workaholics. Look at these guys. Depressos are my new favorite pal. This is a pretty cash money game. I'm not gonna lie. It may seem kind of weird at first, but this is extremely interesting. Dude, depressos are awesome. I love them so much. Look at him, dude. What a good guy. I can upgrade my pal box now, dude. We'll see how good of a worker you are, son. Come on over here, boys. Somebody help me out. Dude, this is so awesome. Look at all of them. Whoever made this game, absolutely stellar idea, dude. My beautiful humble abode is just about finished. Got the anticipation. I'm gonna deploy another work pal. You are fast workers, it seems like, so get that ass in there, boy. Hot spring. Pal fluids. How do you get pal fluids? Huh. So you're telling me I can build like a sacrificial shrine in my little pal community? That's what I'm hearing. And I like it. I like what I'm hearing. Let's build it. Come on, boys. We got a statue to erect. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. It's beautiful, dude. It's f***ing beautiful. Oh my god, that looks good. You're doing great work. I cannot wait to sacrifice one of you guys tonight. This is going to be awesome. Now, we need to build like a berry farm or some s***. Is that what it was? Right now, I need to go somewhere and get some berry seeds. Wherever they may be, I'm pretty sure that there's gonna be some down here. Oh, yeah. Just wait. We're gonna go ahead and explore super quick. Can I go in here? I feel like this is a bad idea. I just entered a dungeon. Oh my gosh, dude. Look at this. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, perfect. Come here, you pussy. Very nice. There we go, dude. Get his ass. Guess what, buddy? We can catch humans, too. Come on. Come on, come on. Oh f***, yeah, you're mine, dude. Now we have a syndicate thug as our bitch. This feels like some pretty easy XP. Dude, I actually, I killed a man in this game. You definitely wouldn't see that in Pokemon, so there you go. This isn't Pokemon. Oh my gosh, boys. That is seriously gorgeous. Oh my. Dude, that looks amazing. What? I'm thinking that I literally need one of these. Oh, what the f***? Damn, dude. Mounted missile launcher. This game is kind of insane, guys. That is so much stuff. Oh my gosh. Make shift handgun. This is so sweet. Dude, where are these berries at? I literally can't find berries anywhere right now. Oh my god, dude. It's shining. It's called a f***. I don't know how the f*** to get over to him, but I can't believe that they even have shiny equivalents in this game. Why does he seem so much bigger? Yes, he's just hanging out over here now. There he is, dude. Come on, baby. Come on. Oh my god, yes. Hell yeah, dude. That was a special f***. We got a very rare pathologist now, boys. I still can't find the berries. I really hope he doesn't try and kill me. Alright, we're just gonna get back to the base, dude. I forgot that I have the syndicate thug here, bro. Alright, just wait. I can actually force this guy to work for me. That's f*** hilarious. Alright. Does he sleep in one of these beds, too? Bro, he does. Goddamn, but that's horrible. These little guys are starving, bro. They can... They're just eating mushrooms. They're not hungry. Alright, time to explore. See if I can find some seeds, dude. The water and rocks look awesome in this game. Oh, look at this guy. Holy sh**. That is majestic. Will it kill me instantly if I just get a little too close? Dude, that thing looks f***ing sweet. That is so cool, dude. I just want to touch it. I just want to ride it. There's berries over here. Oh my gosh. Boys! Oh f***, it's mad at me because I'm taking the berries. What the f***? Bro, he does not like me taking the berries. That was a close call. Dude, that electrical thing over there is an absolute bitch and a half. Alright, boys. Well, we can basically build that little berry farm now, so we'll have some food. Get your ass to work, buddy. Time to build the berry plantation. It's going to be right next day. There we go. We gotta make the most of this space. Come on over and help out, buddy. I understand everybody's starving, but it'll be much easier once we can harvest some berries. Please, somebody help me. Alright, so we're just putting some seeds in here. Dude, they have such great animations. Like, oh my gosh. That's so cool. He's spitting all over it, bro. Look at that. He's using the old mouth water jet. Oh my god. It looks so good. Great job, buddy. Look at us. Just a couple of guys watering some berries, dude. So what's the pound year work bench look like again? There it is. Wooden cloth. I'm sorry, guys, but we need your fucking wool. Beautiful work, boys. Oh, god, yeah. This is the only way to do a wool, and it feels so bad. No! Well, at least I'm going to respawn right there. We got ourselves a shit ton of wool. Dude, look at all of us. Yes! Good job, boys. Look at this guy. He's a special boy. He's a big boy. He's so fucking awesome. I would have an upgrade available. What? Hey, look at that shit, dude. Buddy, it is getting cramped in here really quick. Nice, dude. This place is stacked. We're starting to look like Santa's workshop. I don't have any more wood. Shit, dude. My building got a little too carried away. They were starving because I accidentally destroyed the feed box and didn't realize it. Sorry, guys. Dude, what is with these fucking things in mining? They absolutely love stone, but we're literally never going to have a goddamn sliver of lumber. Because everybody's so obsessed with moving the fucking stone. So, I need to go murder something and get wool. Go get his ass. Yes, yes! Get it! Dude, mine is obviously going to win. You gotta be shitting me. Yeah, get fucked. You are nothing compared to my melpaca. Look at this guy. He wakes up in the morning and pisses excellence. Whoa, look at those. Dude, look at those. I want one, bro. Just wait. I have to. You're out. You're up first. Get his ass. Come here, bitch. Oh, fuck. Now, do you seriously have to go and kill them all the time? Eichrith, dear. That's a low percentage. Oh, yes! Yes! Dude, he's going to make a great addition. Dude, the house is looking amazing. I'm so happy that I finally got this. Holy shit. Dude, don't even. I can control him, too. Oh my god, and I can just drive by pick things up. All right, this is fucking sweet. Come on, really? The fluffy attack. You gotta be shitting me. All right, boys. It's bedtime, is it I? Eh, we a bit sleepy. Eh, we a bit eepy. Ah, we boys. A little bit eepy. All right, brother. Good night. Good morning, my beautiful little fucking nuts. This is so much quicker than walking. Don't mind me, big guy. I'm just going to do the, uh, Malpaca round. Nothing to see here. Oh, ho, ho, ho. Come on, baby. Come on. Oh, yes. Please, please. Yeah, dude. That's what I'm talking about. Didn't mean to do that. All right, come on. Look at his little body, dude. Glitching in the fucking floor. That makes me feel so bad. That is a pretty funny ass glitch, though. I feel extremely dangerous on this Malpaca. It's the best way that I can describe it. Absolute pure danger. I don't think I've caught a Kremis yet. Getting that fucking ball. Yeah. Mmm. Yeah, that's nice. Why is the press so slacking off? It's like when I get back, someone's going to be getting their ass beaten. There we go. Come on, 80%. That's pretty decent. Yes. Yes. Oh, such a bad idea. He is fucking powerful, dude. Holy shit. No, no, no. Bring that ass back over here, boy. I want you, bud. Is he fucking healing, or is he just...