 Okay, there we are once again the famous Bendix diner as seen on the Jerry Seinfeld show comedians in cars getting coffee. Hasbro, Kites, New Jersey, Route 17 South. I'm headed to meet with William H. Morrill III commercial voiceover specialists and former NFL football quarterback for more wackiness or God knows what we're gonna talk about maybe more madness who who the hell knows who the hell knows well let me tell you something I learned one thing about not only I lean but others if somebody doesn't if a person doesn't really want to help themselves it's there's no point in trying to help them could be anybody they just yes you to death and that's how I lean is I don't care how many call I don't care how many college degree she has that she likes to bring up all time well doesn't matter cuz I just proved that right away yesterday you remember you remember yeah I told I told when you remember when you were having well if you if you cannot apply the knowledge that you have learned now what did I tell what did I do yesterday I said to the amulet it's getting a degree to know intelligence simply no or wisdom points over no you see it so I have a degree as it doesn't matter why is she a hoarder she's so smart that's the point it doesn't matter she can't she has a pen she can't even find it in that question I already know now about who do you who even knows if she's gonna find the card I gave her to my dog well you know what the truth is do you care now no because because I got her number but then again these napkins don't fall apart when you wipe your mouth that's why I like them so much yeah yeah knowledge knowledge that cannot be applied as a way as a waste I guess well give me an example Trump Donald Trump made a statement recently that no one builds walls like he does he never build a wall once the last time you build a wall that's like that that was pretty stupid of him napkins you gotta get some fantastic all-purpose cleaner in the towel she's getting napkins she needs disinfected in this place that's okay we're all right Jimmy yeah right yeah yeah I can't think of a single time he built a wall well doesn't matter if he's a liar he built the Taj Mahal in Atlantic City which I think he had a cell I think when they were up there I don't matter he's a moron Trump the Trump did Trump Plaza go back to belly up the anyway she told me they had lobster rolls are friendly says how about that what they do now Jeff Bezos back the founder of Amazon is he brilliant or even a genius no more than good is he just another example look I see I ask questions no dissection right to the point does this does the same thing that William asked about Jeff Bezos applied to Mark Zuckerberg of Facebook and and and and douchebag Bill Gates the founder of Microsoft all right all right Mark Zuckerberg of Facebook is he a brilliant or a genius or just lucky no I asked the double-queer hi all right it marks up the big nose Zionist Mark Zuckerberg is he a thief a thief is he just flat out a thief there you go you're right Billy you're right you're a sharp cookie wait I gotta ask about Bill Gates is Bill Gates was he is his success based on underhandedness well a fishing trip no I heard he stole from a lot of programmers to ideas and go ahead go ahead since you're since your kindred spirit loves you so much Bill Gates luck out because of the so-called fishing trip I remember that story Zuckerberg of Facebook stole from the twins didn't you say you get to a question you make up a lot of sense to get right I mean the point for me it's like powerpoint presentations bam Zuckerberg is not brilliant by any means is look how fast I want to do it though you know people like Tony Robbins that do seminars they don't do wham-bam thank you man Mike they do yes they know they tell story no but he gets the points of short sentences he gets right to wow she's got a meal there look at that right Tony Robbins gets right to the point with all these lectures doesn't he also rips people up not as bad as you were you go last night Karen Trump University was that what you had how was it I mean I'll be kidding me that whoa now how many do you have was it real lobster in it or was it Pollock it was it artificial here he goes with Paul what do you think it was I know real lobster tastes good yeah but that's false advertisement if they say lobster all but you like it right good interesting what's your friend today oh god like you out there again oh he's always out there when he's with me around though I'm like yeah what do you think about football I said it hasn't even started right yeah but when I last saw him that was three weeks ago it hadn't started you mean those poor souls with all that equipment have to practice in hot weather what you do they should get a raise oh god that I do for two days you do two days I hope they're unionized those ballplayers it's tough it's hard how many guys passed out that's six when the owner sticks it to you you stick it to me who was it was rough it was rough practice but then we loved it too like that we were such great shit but didn't matter you bother it's at all oh boy my entire football career back when I played those 30 sites seven years ice cold is incredibly hot it would bother me did it that's called having a passion for something my friend my friend Jeff Zambello was a tenant paratrooper jumped out of a plane hey man when you ask him why'd you do it I'm not even sure he knows I met him here one day secret service look look at this hold his phone I'll show me a photo it was a guy's house he was a pharmacist he hid behind being a pharmacist he made the primary agent for drugs for the cartels oh wow he showed me the photo one room in this guy's house wall-to-wall over halfway up the wall $267 million in this guy's house he said look at I said whoa yeah that's what I deal with all the time and he showed me that and the gunnings is on the secret service I had that happen in New York a number of times when people I don't know why it's me maybe my personality with my car I had a meeting with John DeLorean who was DeLorean yeah automotive legend and Chelsea and I went oh no the meters doesn't take my something's wrong walking out loud to myself and they had a cafe right there sitting outside they said if it doesn't work you're fine are you sure they pulled their badges we talk they got our phone numbers they called me in the whole bit so I went over to the meeting and I look out the window there's I went running out the door and across the street and chose I told him what happened blah blah blah they thought it doesn't work I'm sorry I didn't mean this because they come by every 20 minutes they fix these things he goes look I can't avoid the tickets take the ticket here's my badge number and my name you put that on it tell them what happened and they will be back you are cheese I meet people he said don't worry you're gonna be just fine I said thanks because they told me they told me sitting here that I was okay because it didn't work before you know he said no no no you're okay isn't that nice it was here's my badge number here's my name put that on the ticket the little one or two cents explanation that it didn't work before and you're fine it's short if I was same when I ran I had to run a tow booth on the parkway because there's no way to pay and they sent me a bill for $35 and I call the girl told her what happened she says sir just mail us a 35 cents I said can I just put up the dollar and you'll keep the change because we're not allowed okay I've never written a check for 35 cents before that's what I had to do you know some people with the sense you said 35 cents don't worry about the $35 some people just whip the coins into the basket and that's where it bounces out how you can't get to the basket there's a cone there blocking it there's a there was a cone there there was a cone there on the parkway the other one the only thing open was one one lane it was easy pass I didn't have easy pass I said ma'am if you look at your video if you have one you saw me reaching out with my money you saw me I said you saw me reaching for the envelope it was all russets no envelope I tried everything what else could I have done sir you just mail us a 35 cents well they didn't take care of it they had the cone blocked off and no envelopes it was only easy pass was over what are you supposed to do you know it's you know no choice I had no choice I said ma'am what else is there supposed to do I can't sit there all day a night she said no no just mail us a 35 cents forget the $35 and that was done too you know it's how you talk to people you mean it's nice the way they maintain these toll roads no they don't they don't I mean that you gotta say part where he's coming in the hotel there's a pothole out there caring about his feet we're gonna let him tell you it's bad I've had the tarps one out here too I haven't had my tarps ran over I was trying to get it out of it they don't they don't they don't fill them up you ever see how long it takes for them to do road work they milk it they milk it on purpose no they don't they've got machines that do it fast it takes them forever to get out there to do it right they're everywhere else once they get to take a few minutes so what's the problem get out there you've got these high-tech trucks that seal it over and it's done do it it's a lot cheaper paying these guys that it is paying for somebody's busted tire or rim or whatever why did they always do road work during peak hours and never like the graveyard shift they do in the traffic as they do they do it at night too they do it at night they do it all over the time you never see guys feeling potholes in the daytime much not much you can't with today's traffic but it's insane with these people if you talk to people nice easily bend over backwards for you no I've never had problems with them except judges oh god my my friend Rick when he divorced his first his first wife the judge said half with the gavel bang it's like half of his pension he had a 40-year pension when he from a union job to give it to his ex-wife the vast majority of the job use of today's legal system they deserve any of the power that they're given where they call it community property in California but you get half right you get half this community property where husband and wife split that limit even child support is too high look how quick I don't know that's beautiful who deserves what how much how much does a kid eat I doubt it's maybe that much I can't be that I heard of a woman's lawyer to try to get $180 a week for one girl little girl come 180 dollars a week compared to some of these guys getting milk for millions you can't tell me that kid eats that much of wings or buys out much clothing in one month now I hate to say it but did you just the judicial system favors the female over the male like this yeah right yeah the United States the United States judicial system I thought a load of crap you know they have right point should always be unbiased and call straight down now they don't like an umpire major league baseball please the mistakes they make voting like an umpire he says I'm blind that's what they said what game are you watching me know the boys over my head you're calling a strike come on no wonder why Earl Weaver used to get and Billy Billy Martin used to get so pissed off umpires you wonder what they're looking at now we'll replay why is it over ruled like I've got it there they blew it but you know what they have now it's so cool they show you how many miles per hour to pitch it's coming in well it like on the screen as you're watching the game per hour the point is it really wasn't over the plate yeah but I mean they don't serve at the book the rulebook states of a strike is from the armpits right down to the knees and you see it around mid torso and they say it's too high but they have but now they show the laser scan of the strike zone you know but what still it's cool mid torso and they're calling a ball are you out of your mind it's supposed to go to the armpits it's just a right in their rulebook you guys are out of your minds now I watched the other night I'm in it the NFL has got to get with the Canadian football they can change I've I've pitched years that we've got the widened the field Canadian football field is 12 yards wide their end zone is 25 yards that's gonna spread everything out consumers have more money to run the tenders not to earn their money in coverage they're spread out more now 25 yards in the end zone compared to what we've got the NFL but the NFL look how many years took them to adopt a two point diversion over 10 15 years of college and they still have this stupid rule nobody can argue with me why do I have to be about twice that's it what do you mean I said well my left foot hits in bounds now I've got to be about a second time with the other foot why in bounces inbound I've got to do it twice oh you're right again it was back to my dad you can't get through to Peter most of life is common sense you know not for the NFL they've got the biggest wish you watch you commissioner in sports he's not worth a damn he's a puppy he's got all these little strings hanging off of it's a moron yeah why does the Dell yeah like like we're baseball why does the National League not have the designated hitter they are they're getting it finally but it should have been done years ago it's better for the pitcher but they do have it they do have it when they play in the American League parks but and that's wrong it should be every game when you think of how many times the poor pitcher puts wear and tear on his shoulder joint in his elbow he should not have to go to bat and run you know what I mean like well you're also you're also getting almost sure out because you're getting a pitchers and every fourth fifth they play yeah a guy that plays every day you want to do jump there it's an everyday slugger you don't even listen you're stuck in your face yeah like like like a man who normally it's a slugger it would retire let's say the guy that's doing the eugenics but it just doesn't make sense and then again you're put you're punishing an American League team when they play in a national park now you can't use what you play with every day and you have to have pictures of that pitch hitting now they've never hit before so where does any of this make sense who's it who's that guy that does the commercials Frank Thomas yeah for you gentlemen to Jen you Jen well why can't he he can designate it hit for any team I know he did why what's your point the point is he looks like he's in fantastic shape looks like but can you produce a lot of guys look like and you play yeah well David Ortiz we had a lot of pro-wrestling trial not one could make a team David or we were out of our day David Ortiz big poppy he retired for a reason maybe it was a reason yeah we got tired he just got tired you had a 24 year old kid playing two years retired this week he said I'm not going to push my my luck with my brain hey how is that that supposed phenom of Bryce Harper doing because when he when they picked them up he was hitting home runs like I'm not like he did when he when they discovered none of them doing none of them are with the money they get just don't deserve yeah he was hitting record length home runs do any of these baseball do any of these baseball players in the major leagues are they really deserving of the huge amounts of money that they're receiving right now they really aren't producing very well are they they suppose the only sport where you get paid for failure you're right about that yeah when you think of the average salary no no major league average you're getting paid a great hitter those over 501 you've never had anybody in history that 501 anything under that is failure they should get commission all getting paid based on merit they should get had mathematicians all night say they're paid for failure they're all they're lucky getting in the 300 most number 200s and 100s so to be successful is 501 and none of them do they don't get it yeah they don't get it I mean how many Stam use yields and they never did no and no no they never did um Ted Williams are today so the only sport where you are mathematically paid for interesting you know the last old-school ball player must be successful you must hit at least 501 am I correct that impresses me knowing how old I am oh me ask you a question do you think the last old-school baseball player was Cal Ripken junior no juice no anabolic steroids all natural great consistent player great consistent with every guy does or doesn't do I don't know what they do we're doing well he wasn't jacked is what I'm saying so that matter how the hell it's Rodriguez look was not jacked he didn't have the square jaw in the big muscle no but they found they found it is but when they say they found I think he was shattered because he does not have the appearance of a guy using juice no maybe with some of my growth hormone Sammy Sosa was found with his whole face of body structure change that's a different story of Mark McGuire that changed you know but they're you saw no change in and Alex Rodriguez like yeah yeah he didn't have that moon I thought he was screwed so I don't know you know the the long jaw that's growth hormone that's gh the unfortunate thing is your organs and bones continue growing what you have just now you ever get another one yeah you know that that locks the role might have been real you know what at the side sounds in the middle of your trade they still call the side salad how big how big was a lot of good size I've met a couple guys over here from Louisiana they go for the big fire tracks they're showing me and showing me photos of all their cookouts in their backyard stuff in their gumboes all the boys they make us at all my crawfish eat to fay I asked they said this stuff is so good I look at the southern accents and the one guy I know I was talking to him again this morning he's 43 looks like a kid he's already a grandfather I said yeah I could really look my grand grandfather 43 with you you know it'd be funny a fire truck set on fire they built they built the bore or a flap that being towed by another flap he says he said some of these are off truck one and a half to two million dollars and more oh big big money they're expensive anyway no no napkins are fine napkins are not confinatic because they're heavy duty they're they're robust I'm gonna take these back here's me come over here who do you court what are you a corporate man if it's you know what I mean he's fanatic he loves napkins no I like I like not buying any guys don't fear him he's really not keep him under control okay I have a whole collection I never have to buy a collection of napkins oh well I use them don't I does one use toilet paper of course I don't I'm believing what do you like what are the Indians use they use leaves leaves or something oh yeah a piece of wood Indians had to buy back then I love not spending money I know I know that's why I got the dollar seven coffee here brother that's the reason that's you almost but a few dollars I don't need I don't need this toxic crap you know I know your health conscious you should be getting an important call tomorrow I hope the God we'll see well if you don't get the call tomorrow I hope down the road that you have litigation against John Gabriel I'd like to make them pay it hurt because I bet when you when you think about him you think about the guy in ritual right now I'm not even in your situation I'll be right I'm riled for you no I'll join you it only makes sense I mean you read it it's today's paper and you leave it then somebody else reads it tell most people who you watch when they throw their paper out I see why it's a paper let others enjoy it right today's paper is good until 11.59 p.m. if you can't get through they don't leave from they don't think about it they throw it out because I'm through you're absolutely they don't realize how this one do it so I leave papers I'm the only one and you see the paper still here it's been 50 tables all day long Karen will tell you this is numerous people right but Karen smart yeah but it's not much no oh people have taken parts out of it already that's good it's there for you take it yeah but the headline news basically it could be good all day the sports headline news then they got usually they got generally thanks to you see and then usually gets no more than 10 people and my friend was telling me about he's in New Orleans he says Houston New Orleans Corpus Christi Galveston Tampa it's all the same humid as hell on the Gulf along the Gulf he's says you guys think you have humidity see if you if you're in the other part of Texas towards New Mexico or Waco or you know I guess even El Paso you wear the Western boots it's not so bad because it's usually dry right those parts of Texas that are far from the Gulf San Antonio is by Austin right yeah I saw what the Alamo looks like they got all these modern buildings around around the hour the middle of Santa Ana I think was the Mexican you probably know more than me Mexican general or president of Santa Ana yeah right I heard what I told her this is the only the only time I'm giving call my dog she she don't do anything you tell her she is somebody who can't throw a junk a hoarder it's got to be a real sick puppy well they should be institutionalized blame your brother on stealing a money yeah he's still a man said no she doesn't mention that role anymore I shut her right up in a water face she borrows a pencil and she's got a pen in her purse the whole time friend out here McDonald's I lean she makes up a lot of stories she's a sick puppy but she have any clue whatsoever as to what's going on the fact that she hangs on to her purse so tightly then she doesn't she does she does she's expecting an important phone call but she has to run home to get it and she doesn't get it yes she won't so what do you bother having a phone that's why I think I stole it from there then she told me originally he stole it here you imagine how tough it is to be a shrink I know they get paid a lot of money you know heroin addicts do you know from here the McDonald's right here we are this hero and I don't know if he's still her phone from her apartment is this just another part of my lease imagination running wild oh boy delusional as they come was I really ever stolen our hoarders our hoarders just downright sick bastards they need to be put away yeah put them away because they're freaks like even like evangelicals are even our evangelicals more screwed up than people think you know those religious fanatics no hoarders are much worse than what you word like your eggs Jimmy no when somebody blows you off like a relative or friend all right if you need help with what about napping me said yeah people that a hoard he said they should be put away was that true what about what I was thinking about hoarding not not for myself but that hoarders keep things that are junk that are not important yeah yeah basically that's what a hoarder does now you're gonna ask a um oh no because I gotta think let me think about one that's one way you think I'm yeah oh gosh um how about you oh oh oh with aunt with online dating are there a lot of people that misrepresent themselves on their profile yeah I know I know I do they fake fake photos you I mean you're asking the obvious you know what the answer is going to be it's going to be yes with online dating the vast majority of those on the websites totally misrepresent themselves and you know it's it's it's way beyond putting on their face with makeup it's gone beyond that they you know what they do they photoshop their photos they fake they fake people like you buy yeah but yeah but how could you meet how do you meet enough women in close proximity to your region how do you do it how do we used to go out yeah but you go out your man it's you are limiting yourself to you're explaining your horizons by going with fakes fakes are bad you're not you get nutcases you've got craigslist what number of murderers have been committed you're leaving yourself wide open to scams it's just not helping or wise you know there are a lot of a lot of scammers from like let's say Ghana Africa that fake profiles I'm trying to tell you like that I can't get through yeah but your dad was already married to your mom she saw what's going on outside what he was looking for is what he saw with side but she didn't miss the point he saw he's telling people I'll watch out gotta be careful with this they took a poll and you know Millennials actually said they rather text people than talk to them face-to-face isn't it people are not good speakers I've always told people that they've lost the ability to communicate they're big and brave to your face they would never say well not yet not just like being instigators I mean like just basic communication with all the human beings oh okay wait what what it comes down to is the man is gonna find out about the real woman anyway eventually why do you care no what I'm just saying what do they think they're gaining by falsifying even makeup could be a form of falsification unfortunately people purchase things online now they want to have some fool if you go on the websites to meet someone by anybody's now your man got the nickname I've had for a number of years you already know his man guy is that a good nickname sounds damn good they're already swang yo it's gonna ask me something oh back in the 1980s there was an article by at the time a famous psychologist he even talked against he even talked against the personal ads that people used to put in the pay in the magazine yeah yeah again it all comes back to my dad doesn't you can't get right yeah your dad was gonna eat but your dad was married already he wasn't out searching but he saw how desperate the human being was that's the point I'm trying to make oh he's saying my dad was that didn't need to look that's not the point he saw people now sick desperate there are to meet somebody what is your hurry to meet well that's the point to get kind of color kind of get laid you know all that's called desperation to your overly eager you're trying to it's not going to happen what you do get it with it's not gonna be worth a damn anyway what do you think Karen lots to roll I don't know life in general okay when the singer share was on when the singer share was on the David Letterman show she says when I asked somebody how they are I really want them to tell me is that good okay it's called being an honest person I guess simple basic question right are you but most people do they really want to know how you are there you go that what we kind of knew that well it's needs like a carb carburetor you see it warmed up all right let me think so what me and William were discussing before even singles that used to use the personal ads back in the day were they falsifying themselves to I noticed that the young generation dresses like prostitutes are they asking for trouble by dressing like that yes yeah the style they dress like my purpose yes yes I said that I got the answer yes I'm not talking I'm talking to myself no no I section now if you don't know it's not damn it take your time that's why I had to cut real fast most girls today other ties to they really love their boyfriend or spouse all that much does unkind does real unconditional love exist the bottom line is most people guys and girls included are pretty damn boring aren't they hmm I think a lot of couples tolerate each other most people just don't know how to get along all that well really there you go most people really are not good conversation start you know what amulets make it a lot of sense yeah it's just that you know I not I mean and you and you definitely how about how about music now I was gonna talk about online dating but I think I don't think you really want to hear about it well thank you but smart is online primarily for people with low personality his one do too many people that are single and looking do they play games today you know like like they're not really serious they say to serious oh yeah but people hooked up in the 60s and 70s left and right really they had different conversations they communicated they were sitting over with a thumbs on a goddamn phone you had to talk you had no choice today they hide behind electronics we didn't even have remote today hide behind the electronics gimmicks too much and you hit the nail on the head earlier when you said the cowards cats cowardly they had this oh why do you think most guys in the bar how many guys how many guys came up I don't want to meet my girlfriend what I want to mean well I'm not gonna do it I didn't secure I said I would never think of doing I had never had a problem with a day how many girls how many times Terry and I was staying with my arm around Terry in front of the bar what's going on for my crotch and here's my arm even though she was there how about that yeah and I've been a number of times that's how people are yeah she must have been people the vast majority of the human race lack truly great social braces that's why I guys come up to me in the place club and the shirt and say sir I'm not gay but a lot of people talk about you you don't like these other assholes and you're smooth you're smooth you're not like me you're not like a simple thing you know if if Andrew Anderson hooked you up as a pro wrestling manager you know would be the perfect spandex tights view martini glasses on the sides so am I like most okay quite am I like most am I like most people want to stop itself is that I like your way of stopping it without touching it no you have that one handed I think you said that a thousand listen listen listen I hope you I really hope to God you get back in your apartment yeah well technically you don't have to be in your apartment for us to do Gabriel's you know it's boring to like go somewhere by yourself all the time it's nice to have somebody you know with you now I mean if you're in a social situation don't forget a lot of these people are transients you know they're well that was another story you wanted to come over late you know you always wanted me to be on with my voice yeah yeah he wanted he wanted you to do like this he was infatuated with your voice over ability no I mean I mean I don't there's nothing wrong with going there having ordering fried calamari and having a couple beers South of Katria yeah because the new guy met a mold you know you don't need to yeah I think sound was he meant well whereas he wanted you to get hooked up with an agency and really hit it big he met well I know how the hell are you gonna go into the city and you this fact about you being alone and here in silence do you think it has it has become an obsession with you talking about Rocky Marciano yeah but he's supposed to be an athlete why can't he talk about what did he play you know he talks about boxing so much there's a boxing right by Panera bread I said why don't you join it I'm too old he says I'm 40 I'm over 40 so what does he do now nothing as of last time I saw him which has been over here that's weird he was such a fanatic about it yeah but now he doesn't have it I said well that's good so that's just that's almost as crazy as Eileen saying she has a pen in her purse and she never looks for it out no people I'm talking about I'm talking about people that don't use the brain so that well now we have a great example with Donald Trump he said he sets a wonderful example you should get yourself a cheap pair of Walmart bathing trunks and jump in a pool man and cool off even if it's like five dollars I just get any old frickin you know get the cheapest bathing suit you can find today officially close their pool at a certain time so a couple can really sneak in and go skinny dip in well two o'clock in the morning I bet you could you can walk out oh you mean the lights are off yeah we are making guy the other day I mean an actual couple fooling around it's like three o'clock in the morning in the pool it could be done you got to be slick about unless they got security walking up and down the and any tell me about girls that live in Long Island I says wait a minute you're gonna pay a toll to go over to GW Bridge he says he lives out there I said but if you ever take one back you know you're lying immediately why are you doing this I says you realize how much it costs for you to go out there why are you lying right exactly why lie they're going to find out let's go back to your place but you said you lived out here and you know what once you once a man lies at the beginning a woman notices that I know this is what a woman might be the beginning to come on well one time I lied about my age I yelled at because women lie about the rage for decades what are you over them no I I made myself younger why so I could date younger people because they look better yeah oh it's only it's only age only then the next life could be it's only that tell the truth I never lied how do you want to do okay why do people have to lie I guess I guess you're right you're right you're right you're right but some but some but some but some people do age discriminate in the United States unfortunately problem yeah they've got a problem okay US with my age I'll tell you right away all right all you got it you have enough napkins I think we turn those back in now I'm going to turn right into how are you I'm going to turn them right into my tomorrow I live oh my god this has been a mega live 21 production