 Get her they're right there. What's this shit cornwood? Get out of the damn vehicle Get out of the damn vehicle man put your hands up put your hands up put your hands up Slowly step out of the car Don't you dare move too fast, ma'am. Get off the fucking top of the car. What are you doing? I got the high ground. I got the high ground Turn away from us. All right, very very sharp uniform. You're wearing my leg. I appreciate it Okay I'll put her brains all over that truck Yeah, Maroon Anybody else in the van yeah, in fact, there's an explosive in the van There's a bomb in the van ma'am I can't even believe I'm in the back of this car with you Miss elderly lady keep your your your your moustache real quick All right, I'm putting on my earmuffs. She's got a handcuffs on you You're under arrest Mr. Cornwood you can ask her if she would like to have a bench trial Ma'am, would you like to have a bench trial? I don't need to try any benches. You didn't even give me the option to sit down Ma'am, you can sit down right there. I can't move no one took my shackles off You can go in there and take her handcuffs off. Miss Cornwood. She doesn't have any contraband or anything that can harm us on her person's right? Nope, she does not All right Why don't you rough her up a little bit Cornwood? No, don't do that. Yeah, why don't you rough me up? Quiz You can't pop quiz this man. He'll take it literally Why don't you give me as hard of a time as you're giving your hairline? You remember how to take See problem solved here now we can cover if she fell asleep She dies be a damn shame if she didn't Hey, why not This will be fine. Maybe we should roll her maybe we should roll her over make sure she doesn't know Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and roll her over we're flipping you over man Now she's suffocating on the ground Pull them back here Okay, ma'am ma'am. How are you doing? Do you know why you're here? We'll get the fuck over here Why did you hit that one with a flashlight? She talked about my hairline Are you kidding me? What I helped her You helped her do what I helped her learn a lesson. So you use unlawful force on somebody No, I think this is about as lawful as it gets. No, that's not lawful at all again But why the hell not in you want to go to prison? What I'm only I'm upholding the law how the hell am I gonna end up in prison you're upholding the law You just beat a handcuffed person in a jail facility who was in our care with a flashlight because they talked about your hairline I'm not following. What's wrong with that That's illegal. Well, how the hell is that illegal? What do you what is what are you without understanding? What is it? You just fucking assaulted her with a deadly weapon because she made fun of your hairline She assaulted me with her damn words. That's not how that works. Mr. Cornwood Well, then what the hell am I medical attention? Oh, she's fine No, she's not you just hit her in the fucking head with the flashlight. Well, hell of anything She's probably better than ever years old. She's probably better than ever. She doesn't even remember what happens grace for you, man Chill miss new yes, I apologize for the flashlight but he's he's he's stupid Hell she liked it ma'am. Did you like that? No, I mean she's asking for it. It's okay. We go and do that Miss newt you need any medical attention For a lot of things, I'm not a blood pressure condition and I've got this strange fungus that's growing down in my nether region Smells a lot like Mrs. Newt you need any medical attention for the the hitting the beating I Okay, we're gonna we're gonna get your charges all processed up The fucking psychopaths she keeps whispering to me when you guys walk away, she's like I'm gonna fucking find you And I'm gonna end your life. I'm gonna spray hormone around your your apartment So the cat's about to die any minute now. You can't talk to old people like that. I Hate her so why this is the first day you met her turn around sir I'm not turning around listen Andrews Andrews turn around God dammit. She just stops. I swear she was doing it. See now. She's standing around like nothing happened Listen you two asshole turn around turn around turn around quick. She's not doing anything. She's being fucking old and standing there Look at her she's doing it I swear Andrews I swear Shut the fuck up, please. Please. I've had it. I've had it. I've been super patient today. Okay, I Been super fucking patient. I don't think we can do this diversity higher anything anymore You see that I'm a blow a fucking bed blow blood vessel in a second. I do apologize Yes, ma'am you paid your dues here to to society maybe 103 years ago, and we realize that you may pass away soon So we're gonna respect you I You probably probably worked with my great great great great great grandmother and Jesus All right, keep standing in front of the Mr. Cornwood knocks you asshole You're taking the picture dummy Sorry Wish I do you want this some people say this is my better half would like to take a picture from here How do I take the photo? I like this half because I don't have to look at you This new key turn around, please All right, uh, mr. Corn we're gonna take her photo. Okay. Oh I need you to to use What type of photo application do you you have on your eyeball? Uh, how about we just do it like this? Lenny Lenny you want to get in here? No, I can I'll get guilty. No, mr. Cornwood. That's not how Let me see the picture We got that taken care of All right, I'll see myself out. No miss newt. Stay here. All right. Yes, sir Where's the picture at? Here, you know what actually I'm gonna just put it in the MDW What are you about to put this woman's water this woman's photo on water? Here just go ahead and check the NDAW for tell me what you think of that Mr. Cornwood Uh-huh. You are a legit moron. What was wrong Your entire entire body is covering the actual photo of the suspect Well, what do you mean? You need a picture of miss newt not you. Yeah, but I want them to know that I bagged her Your name will be all over this I don't see what's wrong with this. I'm gonna be completely honest with you Mr. Mr. Cornwood, I need you to take your phone out and I need you to take a picture of just miss newt Miss dude, I appreciate your patience. I apologize. Oh, don't you worry about it, dear I'm used to having to wait on men. My husband Harold used to have a 45 minute Rectal room before coming to bed He usually just lay in the shower with all of his clothes on and just cry for hours and hours and hours That day. Oh perfect. All right. Let's take her back to herself All right, sweetie I can walk, you know Yes, you can walk Yeah, I was just making sure she she doesn't run away now Hey, you sure as hell ain't gonna do that, ma'am. Ma'am. I was special ma'am. I was special teams MVP. Okay, you got to remember that I was special teams Freshman year east Texas Baptist University. Okay You sure as hell ain't running for me Here go ahead, ma'am I want a very wet mouth. Just give me a second to warm it up Yeah, he's gonna be he's gonna he's gonna wake up right now. He's gonna be terrified Andrews Here it comes. I've got a very wet mouth Andrews Wait, hold on. This is serious What do we do what do we do? I just passed out from uh Cpd. Uh cpd out of my mom operas. Oh, oh, onomatopoeia There's a hippopotamus in the other dangerous in both water and across land They was creepers Hit me so hard. I feel like I'm walking differently Nobody hit you ma'am. Don't worry. Oh, okay All right, ma'am, you you have a mighty fine day now You have yourself on mighty fine day as well You'll be safe and you'll be especially safe. Maybe consider wearing a helmet whenever you're around this maroon Yeah, yes, ma'am. I will consider wearing that All right, dearies Now remember the other offer still open if you want to come over 7 30 I'll be serving warm apple crumble and vanilla ice cream Thank you, ma'am. We'll be there. Okay, sweetie See you soon. Bye. Bye. All right, ma'am. You have a nice day now. Yeah, I'm watching you mother ever He's pointing his gun at me. He's pointing his gun at me again Hard as I try maybe I just can't I ain't no open kind of leaving thing She kissed me one time and she took my heart. Maybe you can love me. You can leave me. 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