 Patriot Prime Reviews is a channel for adult collectors and may not be suitable for children under 13 years of age viewer discretion is advised He wants me to do the chips now he wants to watch his daddy cry So I had to make a I had to take a hiatus from eating hot foods about 10 years ago or so because I had an ulcer And I could not eat any hot foods Whatsoever and it took some time to start getting back to it again and building that tolerance up I've gotten a few messages I've got a few comments and a few messages that people see the videos and they see my my reaction or lack They're up to them and and I get comments along the lines of oh, man. You barely reacted to that. I'm gonna go try it Okay For everybody that's watching that being said This is not a joke. This is really hot And this can hurt you do not mistake my reaction or my lack of reaction With this not being hot. I have a very high tolerance to hot foods developed over decades So if I you don't see me react a whole lot to this that doesn't mean it's not hot these Pocky chips this stands for the one last year and this stands for the one that I ate last week with my daughter are The hottest things I have ever eaten in front of a camera. They're not the hottest things I've ever eaten, but they are the hottest things I've ever eaten in front of a camera are these chips These are not a joke do not take these lightly because you don't seem to react to these very much Well, my confidence level just went through them Probably too says this is a terrible idea All right. Well, we are 55 people deep. I think everybody wants us to cut to the chase. Hey, so what is your drink of choice tonight, sir? My drink of choice is Kroger brand one I miss Kroger's I Got a day so that So what I was I was already drinking this before we started. I got water so Water is usually not a good idea. The reason for that is because the heat that you feel in your mouth is caused by oils so by Swishing water into your mouth all you're doing is taking that oil and swishing it around and just refreshing the heat Maybe cooling areas that didn't have it before that's why water feels like it makes it hotter Soda tends to do the same thing the the water content in the soda plus the carbonation actually tends to make it worse For some reason sodas work for me when I'm very very hot. I can drink soda and it actually cools it down But that is not a common reaction The word of caution When when you open this be careful because it's the seasoning that they put on this is very fine powder Very dusty. It's gonna get everywhere. It's gonna get on your fingers. You're not wearing contacts. Are you I am wearing contacts You're gonna be very careful tonight taking your contacts out or ask your wife to take him out for you I Contact because it'll burn your eyes and be careful going to the bathroom Yeah Now when when you go to eat this so we're gonna put the whole chip in our mouth And I don't know about you. Maybe this is just a me thing or whatever But when I eat chips I tend to inhale when I eat a chip like right just regular chips When I eat a chip If you're one of those people that inhale when you go to eat a chip don't Because you will inhale that powder and that is gonna really burn And again when you bite into this that powder is gonna go everywhere. It's gonna make you want to cough Try not to cough because it'll make it worse. Nice. I am so thrilled to do this Here they are so let's uh, let's get the open all ready. Yeah, so at this point I'm gonna keep mine on camera as much as possible same year. I'm gonna show everybody the tape on mine. It is sealed And I am opening this right now right there Inside you will find so there's two halves to the coffin and you will find the little banner Nothing in there You will find the little the little banner and you will find a chip That's the little in buddy. Be careful buddy. Don't get around this now. You stay over there The chip Is right here. It's sealed In unboxing tf cannon says oh goodie in unboxing We're unboxing chips So there's your chip it's sealed and mine feels Unbroken. Oh good. Sometimes they break. I've had these break on me a couple times. This one is not broken either Widescreen these Huh, let me widescreen this. There we go. Oh, yeah, okay. There we go. Everybody can see that Now we're in high def So Oh, shit. All right, you ready? My military language is gonna come out big time Yes, this is uh not kappa approved. Uh, there will be language Yeah, see there's already powder everywhere. It's this crap is raining all over my desk here It is black as night Wow That's a big chip. Yeah, I got barely held with my fingernails This stuff is getting everywhere So far so good. So what we do is is three two one it we can do three two one. Yep. You want to count it down? All right, here we go in three One chairs That tastes like dirt. Mm-hmm. Let's just follow it No worst part I mean shit Because it's a chip. It's gonna stick to your motors. So it's gonna be there for a while I might get hiccups when I get something really really hot. I get hiccups Holy god This is the part where we need Dylan to fill in and speaking to the camera Hiccups right there Oh, oh, yeah Yeah, I got the hiccups now. I've never had hiccups eating something spicy Craig oxford says bird. I'm waiting for the hiccups. You're seeing them right now, buddy Jesus christ. How you doing over there? Whoo Kid notorious asks How long we're supposed to go before we drink something as long as you can That had really no good flavor It's all about the heat with this one It tastes like burning It's not the first time The more I eat these the hotter they seem to get. Oh look fears. Yeah I'm crying stay away Jesus christ, I think we're two minutes in Flavor of death They don't taste great I don't like saying that because pucky watches these and I don't want to Like don't talk them, but yeah, they don't they don't they don't I mean they're This is hot as shit My lip trumps. I got this one eye peering up. I'm not touching it I'm fighting. I can feel the nose running. It's a cs gas chamber, baby. Yeah Here you go I don't know You know, it really does seem like the more of these I eat the hotter they seem to get Jesus All right, I got Oh, did we start timing when we ate them? I never do that. I always forget to do that It was 743 when I popped it. Jesus christ I'm afraid to touch my face It'll pass in a few minutes. I will give it until 750 before I drink Good times I am I'm tearing up. I'm teared up sweating. Yeah I am uh, I'm tearing up Um, are you okay? Not really sweaty my mouth is burning quite a bit though No You gonna be all right. Oh hell yeah, I'm gonna be all right I'm drooling on top of my drool right now, you know, it's it's not it's Uh It's in the back of my throat. Yeah, it's not on my tongue anymore It's the back It's the back of my throat and my lips. The throat really like squeezes in Oh So is Lisa watching? I don't know. Oh my voice just broke. Did you hear that? Excuse me. I sound like the kid from the simpsons. Yes Boy, I said boy Oh It's hot. It's hot. It is absolutely By it is the hottest thing I've ever eaten in front of a camera. I hear it Oh, it's been 4.5 minutes Four and a half minutes Y'all better be hit like on this video. Please Yeah, I'm gonna go hit it like right now. Everybody hit like on this. Oh, I already liked it I'm behind So I got a little bit of my nose is running in just a little bit. I got some I got some tears and um Of course the the tongue burns the lips burn the uh back of the throat burns It's easing up now Yeah, it's more like the roof of my mouth is on fire This nostril is completely stuffed up This eye wants to pop out of the socket It clears your sinuses Not yet Oh, I just burped that's horrible. I gotta I gotta clean all this dust. It's like the body and soil Look, this uh, here's your dust Yeah, this is this is the table that uh, uh, I'm Currently as I'm unpacking and setting up this room. I'm using this table to unpack and clean my fingers on The last thing I want is that dust and the powder on my fingers Dylan gave me this sticker specifically for this chap. I just spit all over myself talking Did you really? Whoo All right, what's that? It's 750. You know, I keep telling myself Or I keep trying to remind myself to time these like from the moment you eat the chip put a timer on See how much time passes This is the fourth time I've done this Oh shake and I always forget Anything about maybe I'll put Do I need to try you want to write I didn't think so So for germane ivy as someone in the uk is this chip the worst you can get or is there more evil out there? Yes, there is more evil out there um, so for um, so some of you guys may have heard me say this before some of you have it if So those of y'all might be repeating myself, but that being said this is The hottest thing I've ever eaten in front of a camera Not the hottest thing I've ever eaten I have eaten some carolina reaper peppers And I've eaten some uh chocolate butla peppers that are hotter than this. I have not done that in front of a camera I have a hot sauce That's called meet your maker The restaurant I bought it at it was on the top shelf. They only keep one of it in stock when it sells That's when they order the next one Wow, I had to it was a it was it's a bottle this big I paid $35 for it I had to sign two waivers One was your standard. You're not gonna sue us if you get hurt using this waiver The other one was an agreement that I would not open it in the restaurant I was not allowed to open that bottle of hot sauce in the restaurant. I had to leave it leave with me Leave with it It's called meet your maker. Uh, I've had it for years. That is Ridiculously hot and I use it for cooking. I don't use it for seasoning I take a toothpick. I dip it in and I stir it into whatever I'm cooking. It's that hot So yes, there is more evil out there in the world That that's perfect Next time put hot sauce on the chip, you know, I watched a guy wrong. Where is it? You don't need to do that Yeah, you really don't need to do that. That chip is very hot. Do not mistake my lack of reaction With that chip not being had that is very that is a very very very hot chip You really don't need to put any hot sauce and quite frankly If you did put hot sauce on it, you're probably not gonna taste it. It's not gonna it's really not gonna accomplish anything There are very few hot sauces out there that are gonna be hotter than this thing That one hot sauce I'm talking about might be but all right. So the drool the drool's uh going away Most of the burning right now is in the corner of my mouth I'm done. My throat. I'm done. Well, you're done. Shit. You got immunity You know stuff like this up here. I was that guy There's there was one in every platoon and I was it Every year when we went to the gas chamber to test our masks So For those of you that haven't been in the military When you go through basic training, you have to do the gas chamber They teach you how to use a gas mask how to open how to clear it and do all that you go into the gas chamber Wearing your mask you open it so that you break the seal and you actually have gas And then you clear it to make sure you didn't get any now once you've done that They make you take it off and breathe and and mess you up. That is just that's that's kind of like a ritual Write a passage in the military That's basic training once you're in your regular unit You have your actual mask that is your mask that you would take the combat with you You have to go and test it every year or every six months depending on your unit Go into the you go into the gas chamber. You break the seal Clear it. Does it work? Good. You can leave. You don't have to take it off However, they usually ask is there anybody that wants to take it off I was the one that would take it off and of course being a bunch of alpha males in the military One person takes it off everybody else has to take it off and then everybody's mad at me because I made everybody take it There's one in every platoon and I was always usually it You guys hit 10 minutes Kid Natoria says we just hit 10 minutes and we haven't drank anything yet All right, I don't know if you guys saw this earlier, but Burt was talking about the dust that went over all over his desk I don't have any on my desk, but it all went on this napkin. There's that black Satan's dust right there So do not touch that napkin Dylan be very careful touching anything around here right now Where is Dylan? He's right here. I saw I saw him earlier what right after we ate the chips. He was somewhere behind you like this It was a pretty funny. Oh, I didn't say that I have to get the I was doing it All right, let me give you a kiss Oh, yeah, go kiss your wife I do that to my wife all the time When you do that Oops, you're off off camera again Let me try to get you in camera since you like being on the show Everybody likes seeing Dylan Transformers 2002 says Burt. Do you have an addiction to toxic gas? Uh and then fire talk says leave it. Okay. This is in reference to the mask Story, I just told he says leave it to Burt. I always want to be willing to take it off Yeah, I remember I uh, I remember taking off the gas chamber, of course if I remember correctly It was your name and your social security number wasn't it? And I went through and just knocked mine out and no drill sergeant looked at me and good. Good job, Morgan Now do it again slower My breath is terrible so Kato too late. I already cleaned my desk. Sorry The Larkin seriously just now joined Ah, the mr. Fun and answer to you Golly gee no golly gee no Holy guacamole and cheese Holy guacamole and cheesecake is what I did whoo I don't say it anymore because my dad got mad at me when we were reviewing scuba knock Yeah, tomorrow morning's bathroom trips are gonna be interesting Yep But you see, uh, okay somebody said we hit the 10 minute mark and you know, that's it. It's uh, Usually about five minutes. I'm I'm good It recovered Yeah, we forgot to show it's it There there were rounds to this thing There is Yeah, it says round one when you first take your bite. It's a spicy punch to the Which I will I'll I'll show it off Then round two is a fiery jab to the face. That was pretty much my lips catching on fire Number three was the impaired vision in tears. My vision never got impaired and it was funny. Only one eye tiered up Uh, a low blow to the gut that's happening now that I can feel that now And it's a ko for round five and uh, I think we didn't get ko nah This my breath. Well, what do you expect? I just ate hell Yes, sir, I will display that this is gonna be hanging somewhere in here This is gonna be hanging in here That worked out just as champ Yeah, I got I got plenty of these to go around I think we need the male kato one I offered I offered he said no. Oh, come on kato. Look how much we had Heck I offered all of the uh bots and bros Really? Yeah, I remember I put I put that on the group chat bots and bros next episode of bots and bros, uh, or Bros and bots I always get a backwards Next episode of bros and bots We should be just all of us doing the one chip challenge and nobody wanted to do it except you Hunter if you want to do it again, you know now it's not bad. I'm feeling it more Everything is here now I have no more burning in my face, but it's all It's like I got a lung full of flames right now But you ate you ate right before we did this right? I did I had to you'll be good Yeah, you you'll feel a little bit of heat in your stomach later But not too much because you got a full stomach So I don't that'll work. But the first minute of this thing It was all I could grab that thing of milk Never My life had something that hot It was I was holding my breath And trying my damn just to keep them up to my molars because everybody kept saying You didn't get stuck in your molars. Oh, yeah, you gotta you should try to get it all off Larkin is Filipino and that's already cheating. What well, I'm Puerto Rican, but I mean, we don't really do hot foods in Puerto Rico. We do Spicy but in terms of flavor spicy not really hot Facebook friend saw your picture and says he already has a leg up on you. You know that, right? Why because I'm Puerto Rican or because I've done it three times before or both my boat I'm just a white boy from red This is literally the fourth of one of these I've eaten dude I can't believe I keep eating these damn things nobody Dammit pocky send me some stuff man. I've eaten four of these things in front of a camera for you And he's shipping them to the other end of this. Yeah, and I'm shipping. I'm buying them in bulk. I'm sending them to people Oh You okay, I guess there was some stuck in the back of my throat. You just swallowed some more didn't you? What round is that? Is that the bonus round? I guess shit That's a damn booby trap You didn't warn me about that I didn't know that's never happened to me I guess these are kicking in some got stuck in from snot back But yeah, they're uh, there is no no flavor on this whatsoever pocky You're good on the heat, but there's no flavor to be fair to be fair really. These are the ones that have the flavor on them These all have different flavors and you have uh, you know Um, my personal favorite is that purple one the fire the fire chili limon. I will be trying it out Yeah, those are very good. Uh the haunted ghost pepper chips are They're like savory. Um the first time I had those I went into those thinking I was going to be like the hot chili dorito ones Let's so so I was kind of expecting something sweet and instead I got savory. So I was kind of disappointed The next time I had them, I knew what to expect, but these are good. These are flavorful These are these are all very uh, very tasty This this is all about heat. There's not really much of a flavor to this It's just about the challenge and the heat and all of that. This is not something you sit there and eat a bag of And you know, you always you always get the argument that oh if you make things too hot, there's no flavor to them Um, well, then you're not doing it, right? The worst hot thing I ever had was I went to a burger joint in huntington. It was called fat patties I mean they specialized in burgers. They had this spicy burger called the volcano burger And I thought that was delicious. I had like pepper jack cheese hot sauce everything and all they did Oh, I just burped some of that deliciousness up And all they did were they had this burger Just it's like they dipped it in hot sauce And when you bit into it, that's all you tasted was the hot sauce. So I was kind Do you know it was probably Texas Pete? But I mean, that's all I tasted Texas Pete has a good flavor to it, though But you know, you didn't taste the cheese. You didn't taste the burger. I mean it was just nothing But yeah Yeah, you can you could take two and put too much hot sauce into something and You might be trying to make it if If you're trying to make something super super hot And not lose the flavor and you're just pouring hot sauce onto it. You're not doing it, right? You're gonna ruin it. Now. You're just gonna taste hot sauce and heat and you're not gonna taste the food That is uh, that guy works for me. I can much for his regiment of eating hot stuff Can you see me eat uh some hot stuff at the office? Hey, Jared, how you doing? Thanks for joining the man Well, welcome So, uh, yeah, if if you're trying to make food hot and you think you're gonna make it hotter by pouring more hot sauce into it You just need to go find a hotter hot sauce You don't want to coat everything in hot sauce and then just lose the flavor You want something that's going to be really hot you can stir it in and make everything hot without losing the flavor So like I was talking about with the um your maker sauce that I have I literally just take a toothpick and dip it in and then stir it into whatever i'm cooking and that's all it takes And it they nobody here will touch it. I'm the only one that can eat that stuff and you don't lose the flavor of the food That flavor Coming back to me on two. I can't believe jerry joined. That's awesome. Hey jerry That 50 people joined. Hey, it's watch. Really? Yeah So thanks for joining us. This was fun. I mean vert you had me scared to death there for a second You take this shit seriously this little and I'm like Well because I get a lot of comments that say well you didn't react to it So I'm gonna do it and you know, I don't want people to think because I don't react that it's not a joke You saw this is really not a joke You know, you can you can vouch for that. This is not a joke You got you got to be you got to be able to handle your hot foods and know what you're getting into Um, you know, you don't treat this like well burton reacts so anybody can do it. It doesn't work that way No, it's it's it's got it's gonna hit you I didn't know what to expect. I watched you and of course I know you can handle it and then I was watching some other youtubers and you're like, okay Is he overreacting for the camera? I think some people do. Yeah, it would have to be now There was three guys on one or one dude. He's just kind of like us, but this skinnier guy I thought he was gonna die but It was pure pain that first minute That was like I had scorpions in my mouth That's a good that's a good way to put it. Yeah, I mean it it was You pop it in it's like, okay. This isn't bad that when soon as you put it in It's not bad. Like, okay. This what what is this? This again? Not a good taste and all of a sudden Oh, there it was Army language came out Oh man The heat gods are smiling upon it. Yeah, I think larkin could do this That's Dylan's Nana Dylan's babysitter. Hi, Sabrina. Thanks for joining You really don't think larkin if we put one of these in a box and send it to you with like transformers You won't be able to get it. I think you would Larkin gets transformers just by thinking of them Yeah, he just wills them to his island Hot ray. I've never tried the rayman challenge now. Yeah, I've done every single one of them Of course, I actually keep them in stock. I kid you not If I could pick up this camera right now and take you down into my kitchen and open the pantry I keep them in stock. I buy them by the pack I buy them in the packs they come in packs of five and I usually buy two of each and I get all the flavors Oh, you down stairs. Yeah, okay. We'll get on the stairs and watch me I've been watching you. I He's always me. You know, you know and larkin larkin just commented He said two times nuclear noodles ain't that bad. I had them for yesterday for lunch and I'll agree with that I literally just had these for lunch on I think uh thursday or friday. I had two times nuclear noodles for lunch You know what burt? I just got to thank you. You know, we're good friends with larkin We're good friends of kato and I know you have access to these chips I think you ought to get a couple more and send to those two guys and we care of them We we challenge them Well, kato just said that the uh, the two times ramen was the last challenge he will ever do Well, that was years ago, man. This isn't ramen. This is this is one tortilla chip in a cool box that i'm I'm probably gonna put on my shelf back here You're not It's it's it's a perfectly edible chip. It's not a hazardous material. All right now. I've got the other side starting to run Is it It's like it's sneaking up. Don't know a ninja attacks on me, right? So we got 54 people watching and look people. Yeah, I think the funny funny stuff done me me and pain God that was some there's a lot of people that joined after the fact like we we It's it's so it's so difficult to do because we join we get on and we waited like 10 I think 10 minutes for get everybody an opportunity to join and everybody was just so impatient You gotta do it now and then we do it and then after the fact is when people were joining in They'll be replays forever. It's youtube. Yeah And what's fun is bernie any opportunity we get just to chat like this. We have a blast. I wish god. I wish you live closer No kidding any chance we get we'll just throw the camera on and just start shooting. Yeah We do it's right here kato and larkin Somebody said it's a challenge for kato, but it's uh for for larkin. It's just a snack There we go. I got a feeling kate larkin can handle his hot foods at the post positive tf con what hold on let me pull back up We should all eat chips at the next post. Oh post covet tf con That'll be interesting Just get a room full of people and everybody does a one chip challenge. I am not buying chips for that many people These are seven bucks a pop 499 at kroger and that's awesome. If somebody went in and bought all these and they're on ebay right now I just thought it was odd, you know one day there must have been 10 or 12 boxes And right after I talked to you I immediately took a lunch break to run down and get one and they were gone So thanks again for sharing that yeah, man As soon as uh my co-worker told me they had him at uh, wow, right down the street I'm like, I just I went I went just bought a handful of them It's uh, I've had a lot of practice It's right where did it go I'll buy the chips wait where I lost it It's right above it It transforms into suffering. Yeah For three minutes three of that original five minutes was miserable And the other's like, okay. I just ate something spicy. I mean that's what felt like I just ate something spicy but that first three minutes It's actually You actually feel pain the back of your throat hurts Your tongue hurts. It's the The best way I can describe it. It feels like your throat's getting squeezed in And it's just burning pain. It really does hurt for for a minute here is getting me now You should start watching that down I did a two foot sushi roll once. Oh my god I love sushi, but I don't think I can eat two feet of it and I'm a big I'm a big person A two foot and then six inches Damn six inches with wasabi I love wasabi though wasabi will clear your sinuses This did a pretty good job Yeah, I mean I need my CPAP to sleep tonight Okay I dust the cybertron dust Blue corn okay blue corn or blue chip. That's why I was so black Carolina Reaper pepper scorpion chili pepper sea salt all for flavor What flavor? charcoal powder The hell is here is where you seeing that on the ingredients you got the same box Oh on the bottom on the bottom. I can't see that That's tiny type All right, right there activated charcoal powder Chipotle pepper powder now chipotle is not a hot pepper chipotle is a flavor pepper You know how like for the last couple of years chipotle has been like the thing everybody talks about that's everything is chipotle Chipotle is not a hot pepper. It is for flavor. That's it seshwan pepper seshwan pepper extract Okay. Oh, these are healthy for you. It's only 30 calories Carb four grams of carbs 25 milligrams of sodium so It come back to haunt his ass now I had some I had some leftovers I told you it's booby trap right now. I'm seeing it again. It's like hanging It's done. Yeah weird dirt taste Yeah, it tastes like I don't know where that was hiding but that just came back to haunt me Man, that's why we I was recently wanting to do this at nine o'clock and I thought no, I go to bed I'm not letting down. Let this gurgle in my gut and explode Whoo, well, what do you say? I think it's been long enough I think we can take a drink now and and it's fairly safe to say that we're not doing it because we're hot What do you think? I believe that I got I got this guy right here calling my name This video is not sponsored or endorsed by coca-cola And that's what I've been waiting on ladies and gentlemen burt decided to make the thumbnail Patriot prime versus burt the storm through oh, so you win because I drank first That's what you were waiting on All right, jason Patriot prime is the winner because I drank something first Well played sir well played Oh There it is feel better feel much better