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Christmas in the UK

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Uploaded on Dec 8, 2010

Comedy song from The Unexpected Items - for more information or to see the Items live, go to www.theunexpecteditems.com

Lyrics:

Christmas
A time for goodwill and cheer
Christmas
Magic elves and reindeer
But we Brits go one better than that
With our Poundland Santa hats

Britain
on the 25th
Charred mince pies
And a panto with Cliff
Yes, we do things our own special way
It's Christmas in the UK...

It's that time again if you didn't remember
And it's been going on since late-September
We make it last on these shores
My advent calendar has got 82 doors

Family fun and drinking benders
Never as exciting as on Eastenders
And every household watches home alone without fail
It's not really Christmas 'til Marv's stepped on a nail

You know it's Christmas on this sceptred isle
There's a festive special of Jeremy Kyle

Christmas!
It's the office party
Christmas!
Your colleague looks a bit tarty
Down some alcohol to make you feel bolder
But you just get drunk and cry on her shoulder

And London folk will head to Oxford street one night
To watch celebrities turn on the Christmas lights
But if you're not in London you get less famous folks
Maybe Paul Danan or some girls from Hollyoaks

Watch the ladies light up your local Christmas tree
Then buy their sexy calendar in HMV

Christmas!
The same repeats on TV
Christmas!
The Snowman's on at three
Repetition's something that we hold dear
Mum's no better we had turkey last year

9 Ladies dancing
8 lads a looking
7 large kebabs
And a taxi cab booking
Christmas eve becomes a bit of a slog
When you're up at 6am trying to wrap a dog

Britain,
We've not got much to cheer
Britain
As we lose our careers
But things look brighter once you've had a few tins
And you're belting out "five gold rings"

Christmas
Yes we all love it here
Christmas
Especially once a year
Fitness DVD's with Darren Day
Boshing chocolate orange and milk tray
Listening to stay another day
Yes there's nothing quite like a Christmas in the uk

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