 Never am I alone with you. Do, do, do, do, do. All right, letting Discord know that I'm back. OK, close that out. Let's get back to it. Hello, Hailey. Welcome back to the gameplay. Let me see if I can get. I got an eight and a nine. Hey, Jayrod, how you doing, hun? Howdy kids, howdy family, how all that? Ah, that's where it is. OK, I got to get to the capital. But actually, I can't get to the capital. I'm out of the bath and smell of coconut and a lot. Ooh, lake of rot, forbidden lands, mountain tops of the giants, deep root depths, Lord Jesus. OK, one dropped by the malformed star. I don't even think I can fight that dude yet. Oh, well. I'm still looking. If I do, I suppose I'll ask my certainty. I know if I can tell. If I do, I suppose I'll ask my. If you guys can hear Lawnmower shows out cutting grass, so be back already. I don't think you all be able to hear it, maybe. Look, I'm absurd. I have a few. I don't doubt it. Well, no grudge against my being a priest, despite my different sides. All right, we got to talk to this happy. I am the circumscripted champ. Perhaps you might be doing so. And you, do you think it's where I come? Let her hold you. My thanks. Hug me, girl. Hug me. To your breasticles. Yeah, I got a fever. What you felt though it is, but come back. All right, I got to let her hold me one more time so I can start her quest and then give D the dagger. Give D the dagger, D. Hello, Worst Rider. Thank you for the subscription. Appreciate you. I am pleased. Would you like a blessing? Is still, would you like now? Yeah, I'm coming closer, girl. I'm coming closer. This takes so long. After I laid to do so before I was in prayer, despite so pleading, could you please? So very so I would like you. It's a very precious. All right, good day to you. Good day to you too, heavy. I'm going to go listen to my audio book and chillax after a busy day. Love that you just see you, E and Gen. Good to see you too. Enjoy your book. We about to start fighting bosses. But first I got to use this thing so it would give me my health back. Oh yeah, I still need to go get the map for this location. Damn it. And then we'll go fight. I am, I'm going to go fight Margit next. I'm going to do Margit, Renala, Godric, and then I'm not in the right place. I'm not in the right place. That's why I forgot last time. Anyways, we're going to do Margit, Renala, Godric, and Radon today. I doubt we're going to get any farther than that, but that's what, I also got to go start dinner. Probably, well as soon as Shell gets done, I'm going to make dinner. That shouldn't take long, it's just a oven lasagna. Damn, lobsters want to aggro the lobsters. Let's go beat the hell out of Margit. Make him look silly. We might do some Erdtree avatars too today. I don't know, I could. Oh, these blood stains, low at Jersey. Oh, shit. Okay, they're morphing. Burp, burp, burp. If you're new to the stream, let me know what you're reading, or what you're playing, or favorite movie you watched, any of that stuff. Let me know. The whole point of this stream is to chill out with my friends and have a cool conversation. He hit me. What the hell? It's always you because you get your ass whipped, Gus. Reds are winning seven to zero. Congratulations for your team. Okay, gotcha, right in the head. Okay, I forgot about you. Okay, of course he did it. Of course he did it. You never do that. That was close. Welcome back, B. What's up, B.C.? Okay, I hate this part. I hate this part. I hate this part. Am I coming for my booty meat? Am I coming? New reality show? Did he do it? They raided his house and apparently had cameras in every room and recorded all the free, oh no. Oh no, him big screwed, I hope. Athletes and politicians and hip hop. Epstein, yeah. It's a mess, man. I hope he goes down. If it's all true, I hope he goes down. You've got this. I did have it. Thank you very much. That's the aggro of the dude that's running after me. And then let's go make the jump. That sends my balls straight into my guts every time. That jump sucks booty cheeks. Oh no, ah, did he do it? He did it. Oh my God, where am I? Okay, I didn't know I could make it down here. I didn't know I could make it down there and survive. I think he's been down, yeah. Duo Tom Hanks wasn't involved. I severely doubt it, but I mean anything's possible, right? You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain. And everybody seems to miss the real meaning of that. It's like no one is all good or all bad. It's like eventually you will run into situations where there's no clear right answer. And you're bound to piss some people off. Did he is all bad? I would believe that. I would believe that. Have you heard 50 Cent talking about him? Like him saying that did he want to take him shopping and all that stuff? I bet he smells good, oh Lord. Oh Lord, not the smell goods. I'll take those extra swoles, thank you very much. But he made the Biggie album, so there's that, yeah. And that's why a lot of people are like, no, I'm gonna support him. Like y'all on that smoke. Like he was messing with everybody. He was messing with kids, men, women, date ends. He was messing, he was putting it to everybody. Depends on what time it takes. Wait, were you thinking P Diddy smells good or Tom Hanks smells good? Because P Diddy, I have this P Diddy in my head that just smells like lube and dookie for obvious reasons, you know. Did he looks well groomed? Well, I mean, yeah, when you're that rich and you're sucking the souls out of children, we need all the damage. First things first, I'm gonna relish. Oops, I almost fell. Child souls are good for your skin. Makes it go, yeah, yeah, exactly. Somebody's gonna take us seriously. Then we're gonna be all fucked up. Stop throwing your dookie at me. Appreciate it. Okay, good. Sorry, I just got some good news. Can I get away with these comments because I'm little and cute? Hey, you're not wrong. You really aren't. Let's go get the golden seed over here. All right, I'll kill you first, I guess. Since I couldn't get my damn repost. Roonark? No, smithingstone too, nevermind. I was confused. I'm here by the craven. How awesome this grafting of God is tainted them. If you intend to, I ask you to call it the wings room. I'm certain father will. Usually works for me too, but I'm a giver, never a receiver when it comes to... Apologies, but I've idled long enough. As fellow... So what you're saying is you're a trafficker. You trafficking kids. As fellow, down whatever. Apologies, as fellow, down whatever. There's like, yo, pause. Can I get the other talisman pouch yet? Or do I have to have killed Godric? I have to kill Godric first, right? Do I have to summon the felly lu to... I can't remember if I have to summon her. No, that's not what I was saying. I know, I'm just fucking with you. At all. And yet they say horror fans are weird? Yeah. Forget about the arc. You hit me twice and I am so pissed about that. I don't even know any shit. I have top chat on again. Where I'm alone, where you feel like I am born again. I don't even know how that song goes. All right, next on the list. Weird that it doesn't automatically go to live chat. Yeah. I don't know why it does that, but it doesn't. Could've swore I got the... Yeah, I could've swore I got the map for this area. The boss rush continues. Time to see it. It's nice to see one alive's puppet. Hey Rob, how you doing? Been taking care of Haley. I hope you're the same Rob. Bluebell Foundation. I know so many Robs, like Robotone, Haley's husband. I guess I shouldn't assume until you let me know which one to switch. I also gotta start body's quest so I can get the, what should I call it? So I can get the farming location. Would try to refresh your memory, but I still don't think it would do justice. Fair enough. I know a lot of Robs. That's all I'm saying. What just happened? Who hit me? Say what? This is why I send the... No, never mind. It is not why I send it up. I give up. Welcome back, Jayrod. How you doing? Still good? I have live chat now on now so I can see all messages. Hey, Bookable, welcome back. You got dealt with. Yeah, this game is amazing. A second favorite game of all time. Currently reading The Weeknd Retreat by Taylor Lushkowsky. Fave movie recently watched was Oppenheimer. I need to watch that one. I've heard nothing but good things about it. All right, so in that case, I was a Rob who popped up. I'm sure you remember the concept for the cover, but I'm sure you know a bunch of Rob. Yeah, there's a lot of y'all. There's a lot of y'all. And I talk to people all the time who are writing books. So yeah, they don't matter. You're here now and that's all that matters. So what's up, man? Hope you're doing good. Hope your book's coming along well. Best video game played with Animal Crossing? Oh my poor... Hey, I think Jayrod needs to scrub because I asked that back at the beginning of the stream. The Edward of the Lord. I like that. Edward of the Lord. Introducing Young Master... Young. Young. Young Master Lord. Of the Wily Lawns. Of the Elusive Lawn Clan. Oh, again we cross paths. I believe us. It pleases the target. I have no ma... Or Lord of the Edward, first of his name, Keeper of the Chair. Praise, praise the Lord. No, praise the Chair. I really should have called it Cult of the Chair. Because calling it Church of the Chair really screwed up the algorithm. So I only came up when... I only came up when people were looking for church and I am definitely not the church crowd. See if I can speed run this. Get this part done as quick as possible. That was close. Hey, Sylovis. Thank you. Thank you, Rob. I don't even have a Goodreads account anymore, unfortunately. But I still give my honest opinion on whatever. Doesn't make any sense to do otherwise because I want the right people around me. It ain't been long. It's been like an hour. Okay. Now, EG, and we can get out of here. Get down to Necron after we beat Radon. Thank you. Prayer for my success, EG. Prayer for it. Lord of the Edward, first of his name, Keeper of the Chair. If I ever start... I really get into fantasy. I'll put that in my bio. That's too bad. Sometimes I would read your review. Well, we can use the Greek critique my own writing. What works and what doesn't work? Yeah, I got you. Yeah, man. That book. Oh, that book was... That was the most basic-ass book. Writing all that stuff. It was absolutely terrible. And then you have books like Jerusalem reviews that I did. You know, there's a... There is a British dude who read my... I don't know the guy from Adam. Never talked to him. He didn't ask me. Never talked to the guy. But he read my review of Jerusalem and recorded it and put it up on YouTube, and it's one of the funniest fucking things I've ever seen. Ever heard. What makes it so funny is you can hear him trying not to laugh as he's... as he's reading it. No, this is a playthrough 19 total. Stephen King's It. About 850 pages in. Pretty good so far. He's got a knack for writing some pretty disturbing... Oh yeah, hell yeah. But yeah, when you get a chance, Rob, go check that out. Just type in Jerusalem Edward Lorne review and it should pop up there. If you can't find it, I'll send you a link because I got that shit saved. I'm on Streamlabs right now and I have to sign in through YouTube and I got one of those Google passwords so I can't do it right now. I don't know why I came down here. Let's see here. What do we got to do next? We got to do... Rinala. Yeah, we got to do... We got to do... Rayalucaria. Next. Oh, shut up, lazy. That's a lot of playthroughs. Oh yeah. Bloodborne's my favorite game of all time. If I got to do my top three, it would be Bloodborne, Elden Ring and Dark Souls, the original one. Not a fan of Dark Souls 3, not a fan of Dark Souls 2 like most people. I don't like the health mechanic, but Dark Souls 3, it's okay. I'd probably put it as number 5 after Sekiro, Sekiro at number 4. Hey John, how you doing? Speaking of it, I understand many people have a problem with the spider ending. To be honest, the detail of Ben coming across the spider nest full of eggs was pretty interesting. I will give you that, but one thing people fail to realize is it's not a spider, and I'm not saying you don't know this. I'm saying a lot of people are like, it's a spider, that's it, that's an alien, that's the form it got stuck in. Because, you know, clown and spiders are, you know, biggest fears, it's just the form he got stuck, it got stuck in. It's not actually his real form, in fact, it can't even remember it's true form. Yup, bye y'all. Totally get it yet. My favorite game is one that does not get a lot of love. Invisible, oh, Deus Ex, Invisible War. I think I played that. I don't know why I jumped. I don't know why I jumped. All I gotta do is like roll into it. But yeah, I mean people, people have been complaining about that, and you know that one scene, we all call it that. But people, I'm about to die. I'm about to die. Never mind, I'm good. All three of them on me at one time, though. Your girl got ganged up on. But another thing, if y'all have a PlayStation you wanna play, just let me know. You can jump into the game. Literally Xenomorphs. Talk about under- I don't think I finished it, so I didn't even know. Really? That's crazy. The Last of Us 2, Final Fantasy 7, and Dead Space. For what, your favorite games? Well, I was just talking about the Souls games. Like, God of War would be up on my list. Eating a few people. Just kind of slumming, yeah. I wouldn't disagree with that. I wouldn't disagree with that. I wonder if I can one-shot this Red Bull for Radegon. It's very few times. He usually ends up getting me with his swords, but whatever you say, Derek. I always come down here and get this stuff, but I never play a Sorcerer build, so it doesn't help me whatsoever. Yeah, the only, literally the only thing I remember about Awakened was how badly it was written. That's the only thing I remember. I didn't aggro a single one of them. Killing, killing either one of them. That's crazy. I can fight him by myself. I don't know why I summon those things. Oh, Sneaky Puppy. Sneaky Puppy! Okay, let's get that done. I don't know why I didn't. Low-key, these graphics are blessing my eyes. Cool. So, thank you. Yeah, this game is gorgeous. I'll show you some cool vistas here in a second. I'll show you something really, really cool. This chick, though. Hey, Lazy, you disappointed me. I was sure you were going to come in and go, what's with the title? I knew for a fact. I titled it that just for Lazy, and Lazy is like, nah, I don't give a shit about what you got to say. My heart broken. Hi. Your boy got a Perry this dude. That's a little slower than I'm used to, but I'm missing the timing. Every time. Oh, you gonna get me? Oh, he did. I'm dead. You can't do it to the jumping attack. I swear I'm getting this Perry off. Where does P. Diddy place in souls? You're not getting that off. Give me your shield. Give me your shield. You are not getting that off on me. Let's go in here with a full tube. Hang on. P. Diddy placed in your soul shrinking. That boulder almost gave me a heart attack. Let's see here. Oddly, you were on my mind as I just bought one of your books, but it's not. Oh, south up here. Dig it. Hell yeah. P. Diddy is in my bottom ranking for the souls games. Stop it. I keep hitting the wrong button. I don't know why. How many souls I got? I can level up one more time before doing this. Can't I? I need one more. Liza. If we're talking about my favorite souls likes, I would go Liza P at the top of the list and then I only really like two souls likes and that's Liza P and Steel Rising. Can I wear anything? I don't wear this. We're going in here half naked and I got the doggos for phase two. Hell yeah. That's fucking awesome, man. I need to show off a couple of new things. I got a new poster that my oldest got me and a mug. It's not Nightmare Before Christmas, but I'm super proud of it. If you were to include it in your souls games, oh shit. That's a good goddamn question. Hold up. Okay. It's not better than Bloodborne, not better than Elden Ring. It would be number three for sure. It would be number three. I'm either really, really good at this fight or really, really bad, so y'all keep that in mind. I'm going to try. Sometimes she'll one-shot me with the her BS. Hi, Rob. Yeah, stop in any time, man. It was a really nice talking to you. No, the turtle's not. They are the same species. Oh shit. She almost got me. What is up? You didn't even kill my doges. It goes like that or I end up having to fight her like 22 times because holy shit, I hate that fight. It goes one of two ways. You just saw the one way it goes. Hi, meant to rest. Okay. So we're good. We have the two. Now I can go pick up my other go pick up my other husband pouch and then I have to go start Vare's quest and kill Magnus. You're welcome. I'm going to take a break after we kill the next boss. I want to get my bigger up to 30. All right, let's go get the other go get this. Thank you. Thank you. I am going forth. I believe it's that one that has the thing on it. Grace over here. I got to go I got to go do vike and get the the soiled sanitary napkin. Y'all remember that, don't you? I know lazy remembers because lazy was like wop wop wop why? Why won't you summon your horse? Thank you. You don't remember? You don't remember lazy? How dare you? You don't pay attention. What so? They didn't seem right. I am I am but first I got to go. I go see Magnus. Where's Magnus at? Magnus is around here. This guy will probably kill me numerous times but we'll get it done. This guy has a whole pain in my scrotum. I almost ran right off a cliff. This is not right. This isn't right at all. Oh shit. Is it dogs? What is it? Damn it is wolfies. Scared the ish out of me. I'm so sorry. Oh my god. Oh my god. Not yet. That isn't even right. Never mind. Here we go. This guy's a pain in my throat is crazy. Did I say that? I meant a pain in my scrotum. Did I say that? Did I say that? Did I? Freudian slip. Oops. That's terrible. Invading his hole. I mean what? Not the gaping hole again. Yeah this one's going to take me a little while. I hope not but so lazy prepare yourself. I know how much you love to watch me die over it. Why did it put me way over here? Okay. These are the bleed doggos. Do not get it. No it did not go as planned. It didn't go as planned at all. I told you it's either really easy or really hard. Shut up Derek. Okay. Damn. How did you track so well? Come down here and fight me. That's what he's saying. Alright. Made me look stupid. This is why I don't do PvP. I hate regular ass enemies. I like the big enemies. What the hell did my souls go? Oh they're literally up here. We'll get them this time or the next 22 times. The little standard enemies get me all the time. He's coming too that's the worst part. He has such hyper armor going into that move. That little twirly move. Getting my ass handed to me cut. Alright we're going to take our time. I was trying to just nuke his ass but I guess we got to take our time. He's got mad poise. Okay. And that thing's a lot quicker than it looks. Oh my god that attack. Oh come on. He can do that through all of my attacks. All my attacks. I just got to keep a distance from him. I have a bow and arrow so I could probably just throw that on. For when he's doing that shit just keep him away from me. I know what's going on. Never mind. I'm not set up properly. Shit I didn't see it coming. Oh shit. Stop crouching. There you go. Maybe hit and run. I got him. What happened was I forgot I have a certain build that I like to use and I forgot to use it to fight him. That was my bad. Oh I thought he gave you a 7. Oh well. I can still go back to Vare. Yeah See I had a whole I had a bunch of stuff I could have used to make that fight easier. But alas we are done. But yeah I absolutely hate regular enemies like human enemies in this game cannot stand it. They just drive me bad bad but we got him. We're good. Magnus is that you? What's up Tim? It is I. What is going on Tim? I miss you too man. Nice to see you in here. This one is up yonder way I think. Is this it? No. This is it. How you been man? You're back in Alabama now right? I'm pretty sure you told me that last time. I could be wrong but I don't know. Yeah it's always good to see you. Sorry I left y'all I shouldn't have left y'all for twitch. I can't I come crawling back now. Love y'all miss y'all. Shouldn't have let my people go. Not my people. Nobody like fucking stole y'all. Yeah I was just on twitch for a little while. I hate that part. But anyways I'm back now. YouTube is my one and only. Never should have left y'all. My apologies. I wasn't thinking. My brain was in the wrong place. I was just trying to make that moony kid. Trying to make that money. Yeah I'm still writing. I got a major fucking release coming up. That I'm excited for. It's gonna be a whole event. Never remember where this There's a There's a fire Coming deep inside. That's not how that song goes. Yeah I don't know if you remember Tim Jayrod You remember somebody named Tim Magnus? That's the homie. 100% the homie. Yeah it won't be until October but I'm gonna be at a convention in Massachusetts also. So I'm gonna be up there. You went up there didn't you? You were up north or something like that. I remember that. Minnesota that's right. I knew it was one of those hems. I got the bloody pad. That sounds exciting. Yeah it's gonna be in October. Girlfriend who is no longer that. We're vibing now though that's cool. Welcome back Richie. You're fine. No obligation to be here at all but I love you when you come back. I love you when you come back. Alright let's go back. This is so much back and forth just to get this just to get to this farming location but it's worth it. We were up to 12 people in here earlier. Now we're at 8. We're supposed to figure out this mission. I have no idea how you're supposed to figure out this mission on your own. Like all the pieces of the puzzle are so far away from each other. Crazy. Here we go. Oh we're back up to 12 again. Hello everybody. Come on in. Chill out. Books and all that other good nonsense. I'm so not up to date on modern games to be honest. Last time I was playing the 360 was the big fish. Hey that's fine. Do you remember a game called Demon's Souls on the 360? If you do that's from the same creators of this. That's why it might look familiar. I don't know I don't know like totes and strokes for shrizzle. For shrizzle? Okay whatever. Okay that's fine. No obligation to be here guys. There never is. No obligation whatsoever. Let me get to this farming location before I get dealt with down here. Hey bobbleheads. Bye bobbleheads. That's cool. I already like your fan. What? I could have swore I had my I could have swore I had that on. Oh well the main thing I'm excited for right now. I'm looking forward to South of Midnight when we're talking new games. South of Midnight. Get Hell Divers 2 and once and play with Derek hopefully. Anyways but I'm what I'm really excited for is the new DLC for this game. Shadow of the Erd Tree. I haven't even seen gameplay for it. Just the aesthetics look cool. I'm gonna get a couple levels over here and then we're gonna go beat redawn. Do the Draconic Tree Sentinel instead and then come back for redawn later? I don't know. I health up some so I can go deal with this other guy. Oh is Rob still here? Rob left right? I was gonna show him a really nice place. Yeah he left. Damn it. Oh well. I was gonna show him. I was gonna show him something guys. Oh my god. Get off there. I might need to take a break before I fight this guy though. We'll see. We'll see how well I do for the first playthrough. For the first fight. If I do atrociously I'm gonna have to take a break so I can calm down. I get antsy. My hands get sweaty. Knees weak. They're vomiting on my sweater already. Mom's spaghetti. Y'all we're having lasagna tonight and I'm super stoked. I'm hotter than a squat on a volcano. Buckano? Y'all know that's how it's pronounced right? Buckano? Yeah. Let's go get the only crack. No there's only two cracked tears that really matter. Congrats. Thank you lazy. We'll probably go to like seven o'clock tonight. I don't know. We'll see. I could play this game for hours though so I know I need to go take some medicine and get off my ass for a little bit. But after that we're gonna be playing some more. You can't hit me over here. It was a nice thought though. Run! Here comes. Come over to booty meat. Don't taze me bro. Don't taze me. Okay. See that's what I'm talking about. I'm probably gonna need a break. I didn't even get my dodge off. We'll try it one more time. I got greedy there at the beginning. When you use the morning star the morning star mace staggers him in three hits. I got the roll off in time. I said I'm going on break. We dropped from nine to nine to five. Working nine to five but a way to make a living. Let my controller charge. I'll be back in about 15 minutes and then we're gonna wreck this motherfucker. I promise you. That was ridiculous. Anywho. Y'all give me 15 minutes. I'll be back with you. Love you faces. Bye. I think I'm going to make a second channel called Books and Boards where I talk about books and also learn how to whittle. Anybody out here whittle? I'd like to whittle. Just a whittle whittling. Just sit there and talk about books while I whittle. Y'all want to watch me learn how to whittle? Whittle is one of those words that when you say it so much it completely loses its meaning. You got me. Respect. Respect. I got greedy. I got greedy. I got greedy. Respect. I'm gonna have to use my summons. He's gonna murk them right off the jump anyways. Let's put some draws on. Just in case. What do we got here? Man, why are you getting greedy? I'm dead. I was rolling. I was in mid-roll when he came down on top of me. I should go level up my mace. It's so much easier to fight him with my morning star. We are not getting stuck on this dude today. We got plenty of other shit we want to do. Next try or the next three. We got this. One shot this guy normally. I don't know what the hell is wrong with me now. You can watch the last time I played on Twitch man. I got him first try. This is annoying. I'm just not doing enough damage. And that's crazy considering I usually beat him with the morning star mace. It's just I'm having... It's because I'm medium rolling. I'm not doing the right with this one. I mean if he hits me he hits me. So I guess you're right. Because I don't have enough health. I'm about to pop a summon. It's not like I have anything to prove. I might as well go ahead. I might have. I'm about to go level up my mace and get back at this dude. This is crazy. I know it's because I have on my... Yeah. He has insane damage. Damn that fucking... Dude, I knew that was the one. Okay. In mid roll really? These are redonkillers. I've been trying to take my time but with the bloodhound thing I'm just not doing... I'm not doing enough. Period. I'm gonna upgrade my morning star because this is ridiculous. I'm just not going... No, no, no. That's cheating. Now. Those eyes of a chamfiner well. Alright. I'm gonna have to go to... Which one is it? Sealed tunnel or is it... A zoop. Is it sealed tunnel or altus tunnel that has the... I think it's this one. Hang on. Let me try this. I think this one that lets you buy threes and fours. Because all I really need is I think that's the one. Okay, cool. I gotta go all the way down and around and then up this hill over here. Yeah, over here. It's crazy that I have to get a weapon with lesser damage just so I can stagger it more. That is ridiculous. Because when I did it on my level 60 build I wasn't even anywhere near level 60. I think it was like level 40 and I whooped his ass first try on twitch. Please tell me you remember that. Because now I do feel like I'm having to like prove myself this guy is not that hard. No, I think it's sealed tunnel. This ain't right. No, this ain't right. Just use one of the big bonky bonks. It's sealed tunnel, bro. It's gotta be. It's the one where you gotta go over here or something. It's this one. I never realized the lantern was that small. We'll get this. We're gonna get it today, too. I'm probably gonna wrap up at 7 Central Standard Time. Yeah, it's definitely this one down here, zoop. 100% it's down here. Yeah. Yeah, it's down here. I don't know what I thought it was the other one. I should know better. I should know better. I'll take the extra chocolate. How you doing, Jimmy? How you doing, Cur? You doing good, Cur? And it's not Easter yet. That's not until... Is it Sunday? Look at him cheeks bounce, though. Look at him cheeks. How you been holding up, Jimmy, since last night? I don't celebrate any of them. Zombie Jesus Day is not on my... It's not on my my list of things I celebrate. Crying. I'm good. Started reading. Oh, Amara. I can't remember what it was originally called. Or is that the original name? I can't remember. Anyways. Alright, hopefully this is enough. But I'll be able to move quicker. Oh, man. I gotta ride all the way back over there. Actually, hang on. Hang on. Let's go do some other bosses real quick. Because I keep forgetting I didn't do my... my physics. I got a whole bunch of stuff that I could be doing where cross on your trips. Yeah, I do like little praying emojis around here when I talk to people. When I text them. Be like, God bless. Just so I can give that extra loot. And it works so well. It works very, very well. Very well, my chubblin. And yes, I realize how dastardly that is. But I'm a dastardly motherfucker. I just don't like actually believe like Christians like Christians. Hey, let's... Well, I actively believe that Christians hate everybody except for other Christians. I actively believe that. So I don't feel bad for... It's like, what else does I will pray for you need? Think about it. Yeah, true, true. But as long as you're the right kind of Christian, as long as your insanity matches their insanity, it's all good. I'm gonna go around and kill some Erdtree avatars, see if I can get something that helps. I can't remember which one does the stance breaks. Which one helps annihilate poise, but we definitely need to figure that out. Well, for these guys, I can do I can do the bloodhound thing for these guys. If I die fighting these guys, man, I'm done for the day. Because holy shit. That is buck booty wild that like you gotta believe a very specific type of crazy. I didn't even realize that was you, man, I'm sorry. Hang on, I gotta kill this dude real quick. Have eye frames for that! I'm on the wrong one! No wonder I didn't heal any of those times. I was on the wrong damn... Dude, I didn't have my I didn't have my flask up. I didn't have the right flask up. Why are you spamming this all of a sudden? I'm not doing those. I got good. What do you get? Here's the other one. I gotta grab this one over here, too. There, I got good, zoop. You good, bruh? Oh no, I aggro'd the rune bear. Y'all, this over. The game is over. Not the rune bear. I think these are the right ones. I don't know. We got a couple more I need to do. Let's go do this guy. No, I don't think he's... I can't remember which one. Do it! I am not... No, the strongest goddamn thing in this whole... No, I'm not. I will not be talked into a suicide mission. I just got demonetized. I know where the infinite mono one is, but I don't have the other memorized yet. Um... I'm pretty sure I'm good. Let's get up here to the hermit shack real quick. Where is it? There it is. I'll help, too, that it... uh, I have more to pop. Thanks, wondrous physics. Enhanced charge attacks. Stop runed. Damn it. These aren't any of the ones that I want. I'll go ahead and do that. There's another one that I know it's not the one out in Leirinia. It's not... So it's not this one. It might be this one over here. Let's try this real quick. You're downloading Diablo 4 from Game Pass to try out. Hey, you want to play, Jimmy? I have Diablo 4 on Xbox Series XS. If you want to play together, just let me know. I don't like playing Diablo by myself. Definitely, it's always felt like a cooperative game to me. And I can get the regular... I think I can get the regular... I can get three months free of Xbox live. I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure I still have that. I don't think this one has the good ones either. I kind of remember... Oh, come on, Torrance! You're making me look... Really? Cause... Okay. Okay, fine. I will go around. I only have... I didn't two-hand. Okay, which one is it? Is it the one by the... It's this one over here, isn't it? Senior fucking... Fuckface. Okay. I'm going. This is going to be a long fight, guys. Putrid avatar near the mount. Yep. Yeah. Well, both of them... Both of the ones in Caled are putrid avatars. But... I'm going to have to put on... something. It's that one. All right. Here we go. This is not going to help me whatsoever. But I'm going to do it anyways. Cause I'm a weirdo. Stuck in the shit. Put on your hat of getting good. Putting on the hat of getting good. I really shouldn't have summoned those wolves. It made them twice as hard. The hat of getting good has been acquired. I can't hear shit, though. It literally rolled. I pressed the button. The input did not accept. Perfection. You love my luscious rainbow locks? I know I do. All this just for... Same thing I did last time. I rolled. I did the thing. Boy, this is harder than the damn... Erd tree. Not Erd tree, but the, uh... Whatchamacallit. This is harder than the tree Sentinel. I can't even get more than one hit on him. But... We have a backup plan. I know this is gonna make me fat. Not fat roll, but medium roll. Unless you throw a bunch of fire on him. You want me to throw a bunch of firepots at him? Why? Is he allergic to fire? This guy isn't that hard. I think I'm just tired. Holy shit. I'm dead. Right off the bat. Trying to be stupid and funny. Trying to be stupid and funny. Alright, let's take this seriously. Let's take this serially. Let's go back to the... He burns real good. I don't think I have anything to even, like... Do I have, like, fire grease or something? We could go blood grease. I could put him to sleep, too. Always do that. I always end up going for the second one. I'm trying to get him... I'm trying to get him staggered. As I'm gonna go back to the bloodhound thing. I was wrong, guys. I mean, I knew it was gonna be a pain in the ass, but I didn't think it was gonna be a slog. What is this taking so long? Did you ever play Vampire Survivors? I have not. I don't think he's even susceptible to bleed. Oh, that's why I did it. That's right. He is gonna spam it! He got mad at me because I was whooping his ass. This is the hardest hurt tree, so, but I usually don't have any of these problems. I'm always just spamming that. It's also getting hot in here. It's getting hot in her. So take off all your clothes. Ooh, look at that white-ass arm, bruh. Look at that white-ass arm. You could see my guy, like, about to roll. My timing is all fucked up. We got this. I'm getting bored and impatient is what's happening. I'm like, I wanna do more damage! Too many phone calls this time of day. Got your ass whooped by the bud for taking too long to roll. Yeah. I had, man, I cannot believe I cannot believe that just happened. Yes, I can. I don't know what I'm talking about. Summoning Torrent and that gives you iframes! Okay. Alright, I'm done fucking with you. I'm done fucking with you. This is over. This is over. Boy, that pissed me to fuck off. You making me mad now, bruh. Alright, let's go. Come on. I'm gonna end up running through the whole rest of this game just cause I'm getting stuck on this one. Cause I get stuck on one boss and then bosses I beat at least, I've beaten this guy at least 20 times. Cause I have numerous playthroughs where I have a full battery. I'm not sure if I tried. He had rot behind him. He had rot in front of him. That's why usually when he does it twice I run out of the way. Alright, no more greedy. Fucker, really? You never follow that up. How the hell did I do better with the Morningstar Mace in that other playthrough? I don't get it. No! Please go away before... Okay, thank you. It seems like I get all the way down there and he's just like, fuck you. So much for the hat of getting good. Ugh. Right now it's a hat of sweating my ass off. Fuck us. You, me, fuck us. When the DLC releases, do you have to be fully leveled up? Or do you... No, that's what I'm doing here is preparing, getting it ready because all my other playthroughs are on like playthrough 4, playthrough 7. And if I did that, if I did that, it would be they would be so damn difficult. God damn it, here we go again. What the hell? Like, he was doing the... You know, when he does the swipe when he spins around and swipes the ground he was doing that and then not following it up with anything. So I keep going in to punish that and I guess I'm only going to get one hit per... I'm only going to get one punish per to beat this guy so many times. I guess I got performance anxiety or some shit because this don't make any sense. I'll give him one try on the playthrough I did on Twitch. I'm literally making the game harder than it should be. I got RadagonSorceal on and he does like 15% more damage. Oh, I didn't mean to hit you again! Stand up! What are you ducking for? I'm dead. But you don't have to be fully leveled up for the DLC but it's definitely going to help. I got about 15 more minutes of this stream so hopefully I can actually kill him in that time. This is getting stupid. It's been stupid. Hacking on that move! Hacking on that move! By the way, I had to look a dip thong but I might be thought it might be some new type of undercurrent. I know he's going to do that second. Price is averted. Rolling. I swear I'm hitting that button before at the exact time. This is... This is bad shit. I wonder if it literally is my controller. I know... I know gamers say that all the time but I honestly... There is something going on. Fuck you dude! I'm dead. I was wondering when my stagger seemed like it went all the way around him. I only got 10 minutes. This is like the 20,000 times I spot right card. Every time... he doubles it up. It's like he gets pissed off if he misses you. I don't like this spot. I don't like that spot at all. Thank you Jimmy. Thank you for hanging around and being patient with vine lord. Hand charge attacks now. I need this one. And then over here I need this one. Alright, let's go get this draconic tree sentinel out of the way. I was hoping to get redawn today but I don't think that's going to happen. I am playing like absolute shit. Playing none but dookie draw. Oh that's cool. Wearing headphones. You can literally hear the... You can hear the arrows going by your head on whichever side it is. Light load. Sweat pants and shirt. Here we go! Come on, shoot your fire. No, don't glitch. I want to beat you fair and square. Let's do it. One more time. Jesus Christ. I got greedy with that last one. I knew I shouldn't have. It was close but close only matters in fucking hand grenades. Oh shit. Couldn't see camera. Okay, it's to everybody. I'll fight those two. Fight those two but I'm I'm nothing if I'm not stubborn. I legitimately almost just ran into the castle. Anyways, I gotta go. I don't want to but I got to. I will be live again tomorrow at some point. Just keep an eye on the discord and the community page here on YouTube. But until next time, I have been E, you've been U, this has been another video game.