 My name is Jimmy, his name is Jake, and this is the Weekly Dumb Jake. How was your West Coast trip? Jimmy, we went to Arizona, the whole company's there, we're having a good time. A lot of drinks, a lot of other stuff. And then I cooled down by going to Vegas for a friend's bachelor party. So Poppy Gordo is feeling good. How are you doing? Where did you just scratch? I had like a cyst pimple over here. It's like just like a rock in my face. It's been about a month. I scratched that. It's unpoppable. Oh, stay tuned. I don't think it's a pimple. Stay tuned for the end of this. I've grown a rock in my face. Spring training was fun. Check out all the content. And baseball vet. Blitzball game of the century last night. Make sure you go check that out on the warehouse games. It's the good stuff. Jake and I versus Trev and Vinny Rotino. It's the tops. Speaking of real sports, what did you just say about baseball? Jimmy, real sports. We have real sports today. There's a March Madness. We got there. We're kind of baseball people. Jim, everybody's signing the baseball chaos. We talked about look out for your shoulders. Trevor Story. Correa. Kenley Jansen. None to the Yankees. None to the Yankees. Not a none to the Yankees. Sister Nadine was my favorite none ever. Okay. I miss her. Yeah. I mean, good for the Red Sox and Story and the twins and Correa. Bad for the twins. Did Correa for one year you don't win? He opts out. He's gone. What are you doing? Tough. Sorry to all our twins and Trevor. Just a jealous Yankees fan. No. Not jealous. What do you think we're jealous? I think we're jealous for all the talented players going to the other teams. Enough with the sports. Good for baseball. Jimmy, here's an almost a breakdown. This is one of your personal videos. Yeah. This is actually a video of my nephew. Yeah. In. You guys were in Costa Rica. Costa Rica. He's ziplining my nephew. Ziplining and runs into a sloth. No. Almost a breakdown. I got bad news, Jake. We're being lied to here. The video's cool. He's on a zipline. Zipline's cool. I fell off one that I hung up myself when I was 14 in the woods in Connecticut. So I've kind of been scared of them. But this is a professional one. So they say. This was a little risky for us coming in. There was a chance we were not going to like this video. All of a sudden he runs into a sloth. I don't like this video. They're hiding what happened. The video cuts. They don't show how the sloth gets off the zipline. And I suspect big time. You don't post this video. You think. Intentionally cut out the moments. You think we had a sloth toss. I just don't know. I just don't think you can cut it out. So that's my. I'm breaking down this video. Kid runs into the sloth. Dialogue's pretty good. He says it's a sloth. Yeah. Torguide says yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sure is good. I just clocked it straight in the face. I just clocked it straight in the face. I really like the owners. It was Flavio Ramo's shout out ad for a go.adventure park. So seven people went on that cable. There was no sloth on it. And within 30 seconds a sloth got on the cable. Which makes me think he's running them too close together. 30 seconds didn't seem like a big enough interval. And how'd the sloth get off the zipline. You have to show it in the video. Jim it says neither the child nor the sloth was hurt. I think they're saying like we didn't hurt the sloth but it fell to its death or something like that. All right Pete Mr. Sloth. So what's going on with March Madness? Jim the sweet 16 Gonzaga, Arkansas, Texas, Duke, North Carolina, UCLA, Purdue, St. Peter's, Arizona, Houston, Michigan, Villanova, Kansas, Providence, Iowa State, Miami. I was going to bet on St. Peter's to cover this morning but I forgot. It's like 12 and a half. Like they're going to cover that. They're going to cover that. It's March Madness. St. Peter's is the story of the tournament. Kind of cool. We drive by there regularly. Yes, yes, yes. Did you hear the coach? Yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes. Did you hear the coach was like oh you Jersey strong. Like everyone, a big Jersey guy. And he was like I'm from New York but uh cool. His press conferences have been electric. The last time a new Jersey team went to the sweet 16. His school? Seaton Hall? Seaton Hall. He uh his press conferences. The first game they won they were like you know coach you seem pretty cool throughout it all. And he goes yeah it's basketball. Just such a dub in the face of his own sport. Go St. Peter should we go there? Throw eggs at the building? No. Have them throw eggs at us? Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Egg dodge. I do that. I get it with an egg once. Didn't like it. Don't. I keep doing that. I did that twice now. It made me laugh both times. March is mad. So is uh Jake's pubes right now which is why he's going to trim them up. Are you serious? Yeah. Yep. My pubes don't need to trim. See? Manscaped lawnmower 4.0. Speaking of somewhere you shouldn't shave your pubes. It looks like we're going to school. An assistant principal fired after reading a children's book to class. Yeah so as I know this story the assistant principal kind of got sprung a zoom meeting with kids upon him. They're like hey can you watch these kids over zoom real quick. Just hanging out with them. They're second grade students. Which is tough. Your assistant principal you're doing nothing normally. Remember our principal in high school? Super red face. Yes. Like as red as the face can get. Like I have a red skin tone to my face. Yeah. This dude looked like a cartoon where like the guy gets mad and his face turns red and like that was our principal. Which is a good principal look if we're being honest. The book was titled I need a new butt. And the cover of it looks like a children's book. Yeah. Pause. I'm not finding a PDF of this book. Why does the kid need a new butt? I kind of like need to read this book. The assistant principal I grabbed one of my favorite books that I had nearby. I read it to them. It's a funny silly book. This is a kid's YouTube where she reads the book. So why is he getting fired? It's a kid's book. I need a new butt. Ah. Why does the kid need a new butt? It looks like this is a Dr. Sue's ripoff but instead of green eggs and hams it's I need a new butt. So he's like a green butt, a blue butt. I don't know why he needs a new butt. Dog for sale. I need a new body. Selling his dog. All right. I mean the kid's selling his dog for five bucks to buy himself a new butt. I'm kind of. Don't show me that. Maybe he should be fired. It seems like a fucked up book. Sorry assistant principal. You're fired. I stand with Mississippi. He stands with Mississippi. Mesh shipper. One more time. Mesh shipper. All right. One more time. Mesh shipper. I had an employee of the week song but I totally forgotten it. It's the employee of the week. That's a cool instrument. It's the employee of the week. That's one of the original instruments. It's the employee of the week. That's great. Mine's a little dainty with this hand. Yeah. Jim this seemed like a layup. We haven't discussed this yet but Trader Joe's. Trader Joe's is the employee of the week and it's not even debatable. For those that are not in the know. Joe's McFly got four guys traded. Messed up. Took pictures with four players and they all got traded. He's one of the most powerful men in baseball. It's like Manfred Borus won A1B and then Trader Joe's. Good job Joe's. Good job by Trader Joe's. Getting people traded. And he's got a lot of people like you know they didn't get traded in the off season but they're still able to get traded once this season and trade deadline comes. Like J-Ram watch out. Sessa watch out. And Trader Joe's called the Blitzball game last night. That was the weekly time. Today's episode was brought to you by ManScaped. 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