 My name is Jimmy. His name is Jake. His name is Loveless Lyle. And this is the Weekly Dumb. Nice shirt, Jake Lobsters. James. Zach. Everyone with us. Hope you had a fantastic 4th of July weekend. We're on the teeth of summer. Haaaaaa! That one was for Zach. My shirt, my jacket are the same color. Similar colors. Similar colors. New and nice, old and stinky. Butt in your jacket. and you'd look like a guy no one wants to talk to. Oh, but actually with both buttons, now I'm back in. Tell me about the sports kind, Jake. Let's talk some baseball. People love baseball. Your guy, Uncle Rob Manfred had an awesome, awesome interview the other day where the first question was, do you like baseball? Do you like baseball? Oh yeah, name five players. Name five, oh can you, well who was, who fielded the last out of the 74 World Series? Oh, kind of all day. But Jim, the actual topic we want to talk about. Robots. He says he wants robots in 2024. Also, that's his last year as commissioner. So I like the concept of him just implementing changes and bouncing. So yeah, have fun. I'm all for automated balls and strikes coming to the big leagues. Once it's done, I think you can't botch this. In New Jersey, they botched easy pass. Can't botch it. They put it in too soon. And then like two years later, it was like now you can have 50 mile per hour ones when we had 15 mile per hour ones. And it was like, New Jersey, you should have just waited two years because now you got to redo it all and people will hate the thing that's good. No tolls in Connecticut. Learn from easy pass. There was a horrible accident. Yeah, there was a horrible accident so they'll never do it again. Yeah, semi truck driver like killed every. MLB, Rob Manfred, learn from New Jersey and easy pass. If you implement this, it's got to be good. Do an umpire impression. Ha! Stike. And that brings us speaking of foreign baseball. There's almost a breakdown you're talking about. We're going to the cricket where Joe Root. He's an English bowler. He hits to not an attractive fella. Like if you were to picture like a British sailor from the 1920s. A thought bubble with like a handsome British sailor. Well, Joe Root, he gets a wicket playing New Zealand. And Jake, I just showed you this. It's pretty wild and interesting. So he bowls the ball. The batsman, his name is Henry Nichols, which sounds more British than New Zealand. He bats it. Like a line drive up middle is what we would call it. They call it like a straight on. I don't forget. Nice, straight. It hits his partner. So his partner, his running mate is standing there and he tries to dodge it. Hits his bat, which keeps it in the air and then England catches it for the easy wicket. Very bizarre series of events. How bizarre. Jake, more sports. How bizarre. American sports. James, I wouldn't call this bizarre. I'd call this right. Joey Chestnut reclaims his title as the best hot dog eater this world has ever seen with an injured leg, with being assaulted and then doing the assaulting. Joey Chestnut wins again by 20 dogs. Greatness. And we think this is real. That picture. What are you talking about? I have Joey Chestnut and hot dog eating contest fatigue. Like he hasn't had a challenger. Like he beat Kobayashi and that was a great storyline. And then Kobayashi was doing it from a rooftop because he wasn't allowed to do it. And that was hilarious. But that's going back, I think 10 years. I think that was 2011 when it happened. So we're 10 years. And I've said this the last three years. 15 time champion. Yeah, I was just like no competition. So how do you make it interesting? If this is fake, I applaud them. If this is real, I applaud Joey Chestnut alone. If Joey Chestnut died tomorrow, the race for second place would be, or the new race for first place. Lyle would cry his eyes out and he doesn't even know who Joey Chestnut is. He's just a fucking sap. But like us, he looks good in Miz and in May. It's his self confidence that's bad. It's shot ever since he lost his arm. Yeah, well, ever since he was alone with Aunt Jan that one night. Not sports, Jim. We're going back to New Zealand for the not sports. They have a law in New Zealand that says you're allowed to poop in public for sure. As long as no one can see you. Which is like a lot of laws. You're allowed to do a lot of things if you don't get caught. That's kind of living. But I do like this because if you're on a trail, you're running or you're camping. Like, what's like a sense of security. And how do you get in trouble? Like basically if you get caught on a security camera pooping, like we don't care. Cause the only other way you get caught pooping in public is someone sees you. Anyway, they're trying to change that. And they're trying to get it so that if you poop in public, you now have to prove that you were 50 meters from a waterway and that you buried your own shit 15 centimeters under the ground. What's the process for that? Like is it an app that measures distance? And then there's a government official just looking at everyone who just shit in the woods somewhere. Governments suck. Why are we spending time on this? You know, I'm one of the biggest advocates of pooping whenever you got a poop. And it was like, find a toilet. Find a, cause when this first popped up, I looked outside in the streets of New York and I was like, okay. And then I was like, oh, well no, there's people around. So if you have to poop out in nature, poop out in nature, you had a great point about the animals. Yeah, animals poop all the time. Case closed. Next. I might be a bad guy here, but when we walked through the woods with the dogs and they go off the trail and poop and then, and then my Katie's like, we have to pick that up. I'm like, well, there's deer shit right next to it. Like, is there a difference? Is one, that's a real question. Between dog poop and deer poop. Embarrassed poop and like, is there, there's a difference to like what it does to the earth? No. I took your dog on that trail. Don't fucking touch my dog. I did took your dog. I did. I did. I took your dog on that trail. I was sending Zach a picture. So that's the not sports, which ends the show. That ends the show. Show's over. We're not doing employee of the month. It's not Zach. What we're not doing employee of the month. Employee of the week. Complete. I haven't seen this in a while. It reminds me of our history teacher, Mr. Nolan who ripped a phone book in front of the class. I stripped the fucking ad read. Who's the employee of the week? I gave it not the employee of the month to not Zach. Oh, okay. I was gonna give Mitch employee of the week. Dressing the part. Filming. And he's making a documentary. Take a picture of him today. Please. I just made, when he walked in, I made an audible noise. You think Lyle is more horny than Sappy? Equal parts, but he's such a big sap is all I need to say. Okay. Thanks for watching. That was a weekly done. I'd like to wish you a happy 10th birthday to Mizan and Maine, the sponsors of this episode. They're celebrating their 10th birthday by having the biggest sale of the year from July 8th to July 11th. So don't forget to check it out. Right now, if you go to MizanandMaine.com and use promo code DUM, you'll receive $35 off any regular price order of $125 or more. Dress snappy, feel comfy, look good, celebrate birthdays. MizanandMaine.com, M-I-Z-Z-E-N-A-N-D-M-A-I-N, $35 off. Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, focus on bopping. Sometimes you get lost in the bops. They introduced everyone and like crazy guys going and the number one eater, he's eating the most pierogies and they eat the whole gentleman at her. They did everyone that way, except Joey Chestnut, they had on one of those mechanical things that just go up and down, the bop, bop, bop, bop. He was just right next to the stage and they just raised him up. Wow, cause he's hurt on crutches or something? They didn't have to do that. It was just cause he's Joey Chestnut. He's the one. Yeah, he like hurt his foot. Doing what? He was in a cast. I don't know what he was doing. Slipping on some food he ate maybe? Now we're gonna have all the Chestnuts on us.