 5% of that makes some noise for everybody who went and got their hair cut and got their hair done. The babysitter for the kids and bought a bag of weed and came in here for. I need you to do one thing for me before we start. Make sure you go on YouTube, subscribe to the 85 South Show. Go on all social media, Instagram, Twitter and Facebook, follow the 85 South Show. Shreveport, you are witnessing greatness in here tonight. You're witnessing the next Kingdom Comedy! Hey, you wanna show your nicks how I'm gonna fucking go? I'm sure though. Instagram's gonna make everything better. No, because then they know what to come back with. Right. If they know what we got, they gonna know what to bring. Right. But we always come prepared. And we got God on that side. Come on, man, we coverin'. Stay ready, you ain't got to get ready. That's why you be ready. I got a little shot. Get my money. I ain't never been in no way. I'm sorry. She never been in no way. I meant to bring a steak. Steak. I meant to bring a steak. Big. That's a hot dog. Steak. I'm not gonna like hot dogs. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna wanna like hot dogs. Yeah, bring a steak. I'm not gonna like hot dogs. Oh, oh, I'm gonna like hot dogs. Yeah, hey, I'm gonna like hot dogs. Yeah. Oh, it's all right. Shreveport, do we give her... She smell that. They got a water leaking in her. What do they do? Look, let me see. Where is that? Where is that? This is the water leak right here. This is the water leak. It's a water leak. 18th hit, this is it. 18th hit, this is it. Look at this shit. My little kids had a water leak. What's up with this? Hey, gotta cross your legs on this shit. These things. They got a water leak. This is the water because it's raining. You know they got a fucking morgue in the basement. Yeah. This is a real school. It's really a morgue in the basement. That's the ballerina. This is what this shit should be like. They got a fucking water leak. Uh, uh, uh. People love tap. They got a motherfucking water leak. They got a motherfucking water leak. It smells like outside up top. The man's got like, yes, they're here right now. Put your thing on it. Say what? Say what? Put your thing on it. People on the top, put your thing on it. People on the top, put your thing on it. Look at them both up there. Look at them both seats up there. Them both seats don't stay. Yeah. Look at my man. They can't be loud. He's got a bigger turn. They got a motherfucking water leak. I think it dances like a white man. They got a motherfucking water leak. Oh, yeah. We're fucking partying in the three-quart tonight. They got a motherfucking water leak. Ow! Bought out tickets today. Tickets today. One more time, brother. People in the back. I did buy it. Look. I got it on my Android. Hold up. Let me get it. Like that shit. He tapping the word for it. Okay. Got a motherfucking water leak. I won't say shit. I don't see any shit. Well, I won't say shit. Nick a little like, can't make me a tamo in this bitch. You know, he say, please leave me the fuck alone, young nigga. I got a blade and a pistol. You give me a full shot. When they asked me how to show when I'm gonna tell the truth. What? I'm gonna say we killed that shit and fucked up the roof. Yup. One more shit. Look at that shit. They go one leak, two leak, three leak, four. Look at that. Ow! We got one leak, two leak, three leak, four. We don't want to come in this bitch, no law. Told them niggas, the last show they put a fake that leak. Keep raining on people's heads out here. We ain't Shreveport. We ain't Shreveport. Yeah. In the building, it is packed with stuff. They got a water leak. My allergies was acting up. Yup. We ain't Shreveport. We ain't Shreveport, man. My nigga with the kid-take cloth on. Oh, what's going on? God bless you. What kind of... He ain't fucked with it. He just liked the scarf. This thing. This girl made him wear that shit. Put on your tashiki. You ain't hot. This nigga got on my clothes. You ain't good. This nigga got pockets on that bitch. What it is? Put it up. Put it up. Oh! This nigga that gave me some... Pull it up. Pull it up. Pull it up. This nigga that gave me some... What's up, Shreveport? How y'all feeling? Nigga on it. This nigga with the McDonald's. I guess I'm gonna say East for D.C. right here. This nigga got on a Burberry Quintet cloth. Last time we came to Shreveport, man. Tokyo shit. Oh, jeez. That shit. I got you. I got you, jeez. Yeah. That shit cold. No, don't take that off. If you do take it off, wipe the water up. That's what you need to do. That shit is so cold. Oh, that shit. That's fucking water leaking. You know what? I got some food. I got some food. That's right. Boy, y'all gonna be saying this shit all next week. Hey, don't put that on, boy. Got termites on it. Don't do it. Welcome to D.C. But don't even count it. Yep, it's all good. Welcome to D.C. My name is Dumboto. And we are here to have a good time. Please excuse the water leak. My family hasn't had the opportunity to come in and fix it yet. But as long as you don't get wet, then it will be okay tonight. Yes, yes, it is very good. It's very good. Last time I came to Shreveport, they put me on some music from down here, man. So there's the beat drop. I'm a killer. Do it, do a stick. Do it, do a stick. Yeah. Ratchet life, ratchet committed. Sickness in the city. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, y'all know that shit? Yeah, you know that. Hey, I'ma start it from the beginning. Hey. He like, y'all know. Don't do me like that. You know. Nigga, hold up. They go like this. Soon as the beat drop, I'ma kill it. Do a stick. Yeah. Ratchet life, ratchet committed. Sickness in the city. Yeah. I got some youngers about their money and they take prescriptions. Yeah. You know we holler fuck 12 because we just hate the system. Gang. I'm putting bars in a fan and they call it ratchet. Gang. They ask me what's that you can't touch. I say that MC Hammer. Gang. I heard them niggas talking beef I let my gun hang. Gang. Pop a shot out the Cavaliers and like LeBron James. Yeah. I love the plug. He keep handing me bricks. We pop them boys. Who is this? We run a whole championship as ratchet life. Nigga, that shit is hard. Who is that? That's ratchet life, nigga. I'ma go down to it right now. That's cool. I ain't never heard it though, chief. All I know is this building got a motherfucking water leak. Nigga, that's low on. Oh. They got low on. Much love to all the ladies we can cooch it. And know all the words to Lil Boosie. Ah. I'll tell my every last one on. Lil Boosie. Lil Boosie. Every last one on. Say I been going through some things. Y'all. And don't nobody understand me man. I want my candy man. Talk your shit. I been going through some things. Hope and my niggas stay the same. But they always change their minds. They always change their minds. They always change their minds. They always change their minds. I been going through some things. I been going through some shit. Y'all. With my niggas on my bitch. And these niggas wanna snitch. I wanna get rich. But sometimes I don't believe trying to sell a hundred dollars. I can burn my CDs. Niggas and bitches please won't you give me help. Get your ass off their computer and buy their shit up off the shelf. Cause I want a ride. Candy man just like the others. Sometimes I wish you were like that and wanna steal your home. I steal your home. And these niggas wanna rap about you. Know you a savage but they still won't bring that savage out. They get exposed and these hoes they throw the money. They tell your lady dirty lies when they know they frontin. Y'all. And check this out in their room it's real wicked and you can't go platinum down here cause this ain't New York City. Hey. Y'all. Y'all. Y'all. Y'all. Y'all. Y'all. Y'all. Y'all Digital yeah, right now in my country where I come from we are required to learn these things. There is a class in my school where I come from in my village where we are required to learn songs from Louisiana. Me. It is very very good. I can't tell Africa. it's save my life. I am a Mexican. I swear With Eddie hey how you doing. That is very good. It's very good. How his Three Portoines I mean a stolen nigga outfit. Stolen. Now here hold another nigga, right, hold it, recognize that nigga, I'm like who are you? I didn't mean to take your superpowers nigga, this nigga be stupid. Oh shit nigga, I make eats. When the show up, he gonna be standing outside my brothers, my brothers, my brothers. The reporter was leaking, but it's your mind leaking, my brother. Hey, so you know when they be setting the case, what are they? What do they mean? What do you mean? Beep eye shit, what do they mean? That's just what they say, oh that's a hustle. They don't see another nigga? Yeah, they do. No. It's hot out here. They got fruit, they got fruit too? They got fruit? Yeah pineapples and shit. Who made this? Did you make this from scratch nigga? It looked like it. It looked like you made it from scratch. She came from scratch her paper, this one. This time I came from something else, this is a recycle bag. African fashion show. The middle of the mall sale instance. The fucked up point is that shit ain't even African nigga, that's just fabric. He just cut a hole in it. Look at me from the mother land, they got this shit from Goddamn's report. Put this shit up. Haha. And they got a beatnik, how you found a beatnik? They ain't got a beatnik, let me get a beatnik. It is so you can show your chains. Your beating chains. You have chains, you have on a dashiki and then you have on cut grass nikes. I like it sir. You don't know what you are going to do. Are you going to preach or are you going to run? You don't know, you are a prophet for more cut grass for free. This nigga, yes. He said welcome, don't talk like that now. Don't try to sound like the street poor people. You know you talk like this. Look at this shit, don't talk like that. Look at the mother fucker that's in the five-stinguish part. Look at them niggas. They ain't in the five-stinguish. Yeah. Shout out to the whole Louisiana. You heard me? Hey, you got to say this shit. I'm a white niggas from Louisiana that can't nobody else hear. You heard me? Yes, nigga, I heard you in the first 12 times you asked me if I heard you. You know one of the things. I like about Louisiana, like when you go to different places, you know every nigga in different places call a gun different name. Like, you know, certain places call it a hammer, certain places call it a pistol, but down here, nigga. I got that eye on me, nigga. I got that what? I got that eye on me, pussy. You know what you said, lifestyle, like you said, a dirtbag. That's what they sound like. I got that eye on me, pussy. I heard that shit. I was like, would you be wrinkled all the time, nigga? Fuck you got that eye on you. That eye on me, nigga. Let me talk with that little guy. Let me talk with that hand on that hip all the time. But he didn't got me. What? What? Man, I can start to send this off with three cuss words. Scarry little bitch, please, come here. Come on, fuck it down here, be in the mud. Mm-hmm, they know what that mean. Eating booty. That nigga said be in the mud. That's what they call it, boy. Why lick that mud straight up. This nigga said, I lick that mud. You heard, man, I got that eye on me, pussy. That nigga got that eye. I was like, I don't want any mud. I ain't eat no ass, bruh. Too goddamn hot. You can't eat ass in the summertime. You gotta eat in the wintertime. You know that ass ain't doing nothing. You gotta eat ass in the fall. She been sitting at the house watching Scandal all goddamn day. You can't eat ass. This a hot girl's summer. Your blood pressure shoots sky high. You don't know ass got pork in it. You can't eat too much of it. You got a lot of salt back there. A lot of salt. Louisiana, the only place you can meet a woman with 11 kids and no stretch marks. Damn. This bitch is a wingworm. She's a mutant nigga. That's amazing. This building all this fuck. They said that niggas couldn't even come in here before a certain point. That's how old this building is. This is a basement. They say there's six ghosts in this motherfucker. I'm like, well... Wait a minute, wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait. Y'all did not tell me before we booked this shit. What? That's the first thing the white man can say. Hey guys, welcome to Shreveport. This is a very unique building here, man. You don't believe me, DC? Look at that white man right there. That's what he doing. He walking around filling the energy. Elizabeth Jackson. One of the original Titanic survivors. She spoke to me earlier in a vision. Not an activity along the rails. That's what he ain't doing. Here's unbothered by the shit we're talking. The louder they talk the further she drifts. The louder they talk the further she drifts. That's a lot of activity along the rails. This is crazy. For real. That's how the white man came up. real that's how the white man came up he was like yeah there's six ghosts we've got documented here in this building man welcome I'm like nigga what the fuck hello wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute so you telling me this used to be a cemetery no I'm telling you it's a morgue downstairs right now it's a morgue a morgue what nigga play pop take him where take him to the theater hey white man what a white man right here I know you know that ain't gonna make this shit true hey hey it is ain't it a morgue downstairs white he's like you know what this is my birthday look at me like I don't speak bigger I'm sorry I don't speak it you're gonna have to talk to somebody else brother this is Louisiana you you don't just get to really just get to say things to watch people he looked like he was about to look at you and say I don't know a lot of stuff you do one thing one activity along that rail get that game it's a quarter inch from the kill shot this is crazy right now but that we invented and I ain't nobody did a bundle of hold up watch this I'm gonna go to the white man that told me this shit you're gonna go to the white man doing all that shit back then actually trying to scare us well I'm talking about it well yeah somebody did people don't want to live hey white man how are you we can't wait hey you say that there was a morgue downstairs yes there is a morgue downstairs and tell me you don't know about it so they showed you the morgue but that's all you know that's all you know I'm gonna ask the OG black man did you know it was a morgue downstairs how they get you they must pay you extra overtime to be in this month what she gonna run the answer he working the morgue is it a morgue this episode is sponsored by my name is Carlos Miller blue chew dot com trust me at this point you already know it's people asking me man what that blue chew do blue chew brings you the first chewable with the same FDA approved active 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for no goddamn ghost they gonna smell me he's over here I was gonna let him live I wasn't gonna say it's take but hey that's a different shit almost killed me and y'all ain't trying to help oh we my man you're almost killed you we took you downstairs Nick shit they are both kill me with a damn that she was shit I think it's been working in that motherfucker he's been working out in that motherfucker they could be in the house don't push us with nothing on but that shit you want to they can try to hit that shit with the lit roll ain't that a shit he been funnier cuz y'all been putting that shit you know you can tell he's a breeze the bitch he set it on the door and just hit it with him for breeze nine times you have let it sit for a couple minutes quick touch of shit you're right you absolutely right try to be safe they get some more up on their eyes so how many niggas y'all done tested look at all the niggas like we had this our first time in this bitch nigga I don't live the street boy my whole life I ain't never been in here she say facts nigga we all come down here suck we coming in here for this y'all first time in a bit niggas gonna be mad as shit at all man I trying to go to sleep you came to my house didn't you like the fuck but it was a water leak that was me spitting on you the ghost that nigga passes in this motherfucker like prevent getting no goddamn ghost we'll just we'll just walk in the house cuz I tell you one motherfucker don't be in this bitch when I get in there motherfucker shit we act like we ain't scared we scared I remember when I say paranormal nigga I remember I seen paranormal nigga I seen like the thermon though I ain't gonna see like the first two I was scared you know that so I seen the third one nigga I was so scared nigga my auntie tried to drop me off in the house so we got to the house you like you going in I was like uh-uh now what I do bitch fuck right with you niggas act like they ain't scared the ghost you ever been in the house by yourself and gotta turn that light off and go up the steps niggas be like shit I don't give a fuck all gangsta niggas don't walk around they own house with they pills with me especially when you hear that noise then the old people taking some groupie shit you play to do now what the fuck with that oh that's just the house settle in nice what talk to a house settle nigga that's a nigga in here what the fuck is going on I don't give a fuck how tough you are every nigga in here to have been in the shower at home by itself and hurt so looked out the shower nigga hey what the fuck you gonna do nigga hey hey ass out get out of here I shall work on I don't give a fuck I mean that nigga what about shit dick out gun out this arm can't be clean if you holding the pistol nigga how you clean the arm you hold the pistol how you clean your other arm I mean I put my gun down says it can't you hit some shit they could be breaking their house a nigga fuck that boo oh shit niggas don't even fuck with curry more shut out to everybody who's sitting on the very last row in this bitch them the real fans no they mad his head they back hurt like a motherfucker it's itching it's itching you feel like he's sweating every 10 minutes they up there with their back against the shit like they in the squad car listen nigga ain't even got no seat let me go up there on the steps he's just sitting there yeah you know I'm the Uber driver so you know had to make sure they got here on time look at him talking shit he's like so what nigga I'm in this bitch that nigga under the lamp stupid ass nigga nigga dart yeah you'll see it's under the lamp right now that's my nigga Shreve Port Shadow right there what's up Shreve Shadow I think it's security but he like you know what ain't nobody gonna fight up here they'll be stupid such a stupid ass any shit gonna happen in here so you see look at type then they got the boost tied up then they ready for anything to happen you know that nigga got that eye on him you got that eye on him you know show g no he got a good grip on you that one needs your nigga just a week need no person they got a butcher knife in this holster he like belong to sound which is thank you for it coffee straight at the pot oh one thing I say about Shreve Port y'all got some beautiful ladies down here some fat ass yes why am I screaming from the top for the press you got the real fat asses down here y'all got some fine women in Shreve Port ooh Shreve Port I don't know why I keep saying y'all shit like that Shreve Port I like even the big women down here fan because they walk like they dance everything to be moving wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle she ain't doing shit she's still be moving like it we're gonna wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle I love that shit I like a big girl she hug you don't know when to let go when we big ass feet stop wearing sandals you look stupid over that hill on the floor stop man stop long ass feet got them this is spot on cow kick it make it down a hole they just slide with no big ass feet they don't need to look they're walking up they're walking up the steps like a family god damn y'all came late in the motherfucker no they man I can't believe these are the seats you was talking about like you could have just facetime me from there this is stupid I can't even see they got y'all sitting in the heaven waiting room right there y'all y'all close to the lord up there they got them hospital seats did he make it did he make it did he make it did your stomach still big still big big breathe upwards salute to all y'all why you wearing that that shit don't do nothing but he'll be a big bitch got out to the lovely lady right there they got the same color here as the security shirts we like that guys like you said fuck that bitch i'm gonna do it like they never did it before give me the goddamn kermit green nigga i'll kill shit i'm raised on the side she look in the head anybody got some side rays yeah that's that neck you don't give a head she give neck salute to our hispanic partners right there don't yet don't again that's what's up i see you almost do us to that squad the single if you guys think of the thing got the whole cartel of the smoke but i would never did you make a bitch no who what don't they get your head you'd be thinking she's sweet hey what's all of this you sanity show no don't cry now my uncle has denied he's gonna see if you can tell the joke to him in spanish but like man i don't even know spanish i know you don't it's why it's going to be funny to see you try see three and i was a crazy to see you three hey shut up shut up rubber this guy says something about us at the show i want to see if he's tough when he sings oh he's a comedian hey yeah he said he said hey one two three so i thought he spoke spanish so now i want you to count to a hundred for every number that you don't get my uncle's gonna cut one of your toenails long that's a lot of numbers they say you know spanish one two three three five well i don't fuck with his spending people because i think it's crazy for real i'm talking about for real they show up to the fight with people you didn't even know what's going to be at the fight three pregnant bitches like what they gonna do everything but if it had a baby right there and the baby's gonna be over there only before they can act right here in the cocktail and not you don't know me helping everybody don't fuck with everybody don't kill you and your whole family my family i'm part of the cocktail what cocktail they always say that i'm part of the cocktail what's your cocktail i don't know i'm just part of the cocktail they sent up their lamp in the air so i'm like dude they think we're mexican y'all not what i'm gonna y'all not make me he said yeah he like yeah yeah i think it's what you mean he said i already text my uncle he's on his way up here in the f-150 we're going to see uh mexican don't ride for it they ride rams they ride ramp trucks ramp trucks dodge ramp with spinners somebody over there with that nope silver on them sit look she Hispanic over there she know no that bitch be full different colors can they go to work any two they clean up on the weekend go my man right they look like train of truth my nigga what's up with you g i think i have you he fucking ain't only got some popcorn tell me they got they got food yeah they got no god damn food look how uncomfortable this nigga look because the nigga sitting beside him got his arm in his chest like this he's scared he can't say shit though oh this nigga rolling up himself this nigga like shit on my bad home who they look like he was rolling the block right there nigga they were rolling no blood and they can check on facebook bit by i see bit by i ain't gonna say that but i see you two seat childhood yes sir let's try the truth right there yeah sir two backbones right there i think it was like yeah man at one seat ain't gonna be enough i'm gonna need an extra seat man you got two tickets who somebody with you no it's they coming yeah i'm holding this from a partner man fuck this shit don't try to act like you ain't enjoy that bitch stretch out they try to sit there and be humble like he ain't in two seats back and you both your goddamn chair and fucking people fuck wrong with you boy enjoy yourself fuck wrong somebody's wish they had two seats yeah yeah know you're having a good time got your hands under your titty it's enjoying itself every time he laughs he throwing his nipple up shout out to my nigga right there dressed like donnell jones i see you and when you love someone he just don't treat them bad oh how i feel so sad now that you want to leave nigga play the triangle in the band is that melvin from baby boy right there who where you at big rams you know what i'm saying they got on a blue jean hat that's that shirt that you stand in the fan with that's that shirt you pulled to stand in front of the fan is that lady blue what's your name oh jean what's your name oh jean jero that nigga name lani what's your name oh jean jj where you from you from free boy you're free boy yeah what you do for a level some dick she's not that bitch was like you know what fuck that i said that's what she said she said it with a thorn she did she said she gonna suck who dick no she just said kind of come over here she was talking to me she won't judge not me oh boy i feel so handsome when i get my dick suck my day be going better i'll be walking better right well you be walking i'd be sleeping are you so happy carlos you guys haven't heard that's how i make you happy like a disney song i've got my dick suck my dick suck i finally got my dick suck she grabbed my dick and grabbed my balls and then she picked it up i got my dick suck my dick suck i finally got my dick suck she gave it to me every day she said she wants to pick up now like come on you guys you already know what's going on we're going to go to mr rable's last and we're gonna tell him he ain't shit we're going to get our dick suck we really want our dick suck we're coming to get our dick suck tell our girls who suck our dicks whoa wait to get our dick suck yeah we really want that hey you know we want the highest qualified women who aren't scared suck our dick suck our dick suck our dick look you won't believe this what happened listen you remember tamika yeah tamika ball had tamika yeah lace front tamika yeah yesterday's you wanted a bag of hot flavor cheetos i was like whoa whoa i gave her some guess what what she gave our dicks up but i'm so bad come on guys all the fellows our dicks up we really want our dicks up come on our dicks up our dicks up yeah as soon as we said that the big nigga leave back now that's what the fuck i'm talking about i mean the recentest pocket the movies do you like yeah that's what i mean it's going down tonight everybody pull out a pop our chickens hell with you come and save it is look at the women look at the women is that really how that feels yes exactly like that i go to sleep damn we got the damn what's up old g we got the husband from real housewives of the land ahead of jamaica what's the name peter peter from i don't know what's up with these old niggas and these blue jean hats what's in the sound they got a kango blue jean hat the niggas is in the store eight man uh yeah jack fuck all that right there let me see that form of the jean on it baby and the kango yeah that's a kango niggas don't want no suit they just want the hat you want a suit though i just want the kango niggas 67 years old had to show his girlfriend we've been together three months niggas you aren't dead come on let me selfish it's all about learning and sharing on the 85 south show so if you want your dick stuff you're gonna have to eat some pussy pussy eat it eat it gets really wet down there and it gets dark that's why you gotta keep your eyes open when you do it i have to keep my eyes open you gotta keep your eyes open you gotta make sure there's nothing down there that can get you wow so you're telling me it's a lie yeah lie it even makes noises like sometimes and it confuses you because it sounds like a poo but it didn't come from out of the booty wait so you're telling me they can fork two times a scarf a sweater some tights some tennis shoes some socks a pair of panties a sports bra a panty ladder a tampon what is what is she getting ready for then she got her hair wrapped like she could do poetry that's what it is this got on a skull cap and some lip gloss where is she going what's that you think she a bag lady or something you ain't shit this niggas stop playing some chill og and then dance to oh wait a minute now yes indeed ladies if you still got the waist trend on at this point just go and take that bitch off you can't even laugh like you want to unbuckle that motherfucker goddamn strap by strap salute to everybody fuck what is up top we fuck with y'all too that's the end school suspension section on the show y'all motherfucker they let y'all come because you know it's a school event but man this nigga right here boy whoo he said get up that's the guy from moana moana baby check it up young nigga that old nigga ain't got no bed on here with your head come on get my seat get my seat man get up you they ain't got my work belt i don't feel like standing up please kid get me to your bed i'm not gonna say i'll be i'm gonna get my goddamn seat you what's up man i'll be here girl i want to eat right here well you should have caught the bus she said pop pop back so not only is he gonna have to all right i'm a shell damn i have to walk it down there to you y'all know i don't this shit up to me let me hear it let me see at least let me make sure it's smoked i don't want to give you anything like yeah you know really sorry them motherfuckers be talking about you on facebook that make it easy with smoking reggie and shree boy oh my god see that's why you can't pass it to her because you don't know if that's what she used to smoking she used to smoking the reggie then you let it in the loud two days later she on facebook laugh y'all i'm still high i don't know what that nigga passed maybe sit down your wig on backwards you see hold up i'll say bugger with you color that walking out what's the name of that neighborhood we wouldn't do today that what's the most fucked up neighborhood in shree boy huh not all of it's a all cooper roll yeah that's it anybody over there look at her sweet mother when you say all you say y'all that shit hurt my heart when you was it was so sincere you was like all love there ain't no game down here you got equally fucked up we in shree boy the niggas got that eye on them i'm trying to close up them water leaks right it's probably a nigga here right now with that eye on them just like man hey man who don't shit jump on them these pussy niggas these dudes bro you can bust it on the roof they're more fucking white you got that eye on you you're a man you're a herd man these niggas and him on pills you see how the pill then kicked in and everybody got real still they're still laughing they just agreeing they're going to per 30s in this motherfucker it coming out but the lagging stuck in their throat you can tell when they're going to perks they can get the itching real bad like shit i think i'm about to go to the bathroom my shit i'm fucking you i like your little boots you can trust when they've got small feet who i can't show nobody got small feet you gotta women with small feet they ain't gonna cheat on you because that's too far to walk that's from how you break your foot baby you fail what was you doing as you fail you were a fail doing as you gave up you was at work or you gotta work my car did you did they look oh shit we're in the game what's your name baby you got that money what's up will you want to go to abbey's or something talk about it did you fall did you just like fall in this game look just like oh baby you okay my leg i don't know i hurt my leg i gotta take off for three months where you work at baby a dialysis clinic and you fail at the dialysis clinic what you know how dangerous that is you got all these needles and you falling oh shit oh excuse me she must have been pushing that dialysis machine yeah bitch i get off at three these my oh mr drop everybody blood everybody blood just mix them together they gotta do this shit all over again you gotta shoot me again since y'all talking about work hey wilma from starbucks at the hotel said what's up there but wilma from starbucks yeah she said her little girl was gonna be that you know i'm glad you did that for all the people that right now she told me to make sure i'm totally here for all the people that run up on us and tell us to give you shoutouts on the show you see how people react to they don't give a fuck about nobody they're like what are you talking to me about the perfect time to do it then shut up that one nigga from the front of the hotel told me to tell y'all what's up to oh yeah charles jackson that's that nigga name one of them flight attendants told me to tell y'all what's up thing was on spirit he was like yeah you need to pray i was like why he was like shit that's why two uber drivers told me to make sure i told y'all they said what's up to two uber drivers and uhu shout out to everybody's son and daughter who you said give a shout out to i don't remember their names but all your kids are amazing i mean stop using your kids and take pictures with us too come here my son want to take pictures with you what shit let me go ahead get one there since you're right here boy go over there see your son here new born baby head loose in the bed hold your head still boy you got these young fly right here hold your head up keep your head still boy take the picture take the picture put the flash on put the flash on so you can see it niggas always say some weird shit before they try to take the picture excuse me dog ain't no picture taking that nigga bro don't get one witch you know what no i don't do this feed because you don't really do it just like you you got it out of the mud i got out of the mud you bought your mama out i'm trying to do that you feel you don't go a bit off i'm like you don't want to leave but anyway come on a bit off let's take a picture a bit off hold up early that's it no let's take a picture you know i'm for a witch come on hold on let me call my cunt let me call my cunt hey cunt get one with i'm with that party nigga colo miller say a joke let me go be home and let me go we good we gonna get the picture nigga i'm gonna call my cunt we gonna get that motherfucker come on let's do work hold up that one hold up right but i know niggas you that's what they've been respectful some niggas see us out in the motherfucker see hey chico big head ass nigga nigga hey you ain't big as fuck boy i love you niggas hey do not roast me i'm gonna tell you right now i'll take it out on whoever the fuck you with real talk you got kids your mama witches this is that bitch gonna get it i didn't see them do it they ain't real talk nigga niggas came up to me was wow wow roast your little ugly ass and i was like get your little boy the other like this little nigga is snag a tube then a motherfucker come on buy the apple ugly ass nigga look at the white people back there like they like this yeah the old nigga fascinated by this this is fucking romantic and to the ladies that take pictures stop saying this shit hold up this my good side like look if you only cute on one side of your body man you need to change for shit all right you are ugly man if you you can't be cute halfway either you're cute or you're not hold up this my good side i'm like both sides should be your good side no i'll fuck that bitch be looking for the light bitch what light bitch you are ugly and the dog you are ugly and the light my girl took a picture of me with the snapchat filter on this had bunny ears and everything like you look like a whole bitch and me looking like a whole bitch but i believe that apple turned you into a bitch it will it's when i saw the because when i saw the picture i was like yes bitch is that me look at me oh my god i'm cute it's a pretty hell them filters be cheating i don't like them animal filters because they only got cute animals on there you want to impress me get a raccoon filter some goddamn possums and some ugly animals and make that cute what you say casting she said pass it pass it you want to smoke come on come on come on thank you bro she's not she ain't gonna take me till i chill she said move nigga move excuse me i ain't smoke all day excuse me i'm coming i'm coming bc don't smoke with her because she walked like that auntie in the hood here i come come on come on it's your birthday it's your birthday come on like it was folk girl fuck with you you ain't put in on this man how does wrong with you out of the blood you got your shit braided he ain't a girl wild wild feeling kind like it's christmas time look then she's smoking it like it hugs it's not hers it's not her it's not let me get the candy cane braids for the give my shit oh wait a minute look at her build like a a tight end what's up i know i know that puts it good look at that stomach you didn't already gave it away boy got them stretch marks on there hey look y'all this is what the blunt look like before you roll it that big build like a backwood you know get your stupid she like why y'all doing me like that we just playing we like you fuck them up talk your talk bitch oh oh boy you already know she fucked him up with the west seal to get their pants today she was like boy let me get what's your name sweetheart what's your name baby i'm so sure shon where you from shon gotta charge in your purse you from him you from girl you've been screaming a lot from here that's what's up this one of the girls that are spending the night of your house and won't bring no clothes be there all weekend all weekend walking around in a brought in a t-shirt where i'll go to scrandy all right she just scrandy look look she done fought it three times uh-huh she go her last night don't do that yeah it smells like a dashiki a little bit yeah you been fucking with the nigga with the dashiki that's the same smell you gotta call her and get her that embarrassing text yeah last time you had a roach it's a roach in your purse roach roach in your purse it's a road road roach in your purse That shit gonna shit out your chain. I got respect for Roaches. My Roaches don't come out until necessary. Now how I know if I don't, if my Roaches don't trust you, I ain't gonna trust you. They come out when it's a nigga that don't need to be there. They like, hey. That's a learn, if my Roaches don't trust you, I'ma shoot you. Well, niggas ain't come across the clock. That ain't the him right there. Who in here grew up with Roaches? Me. One person. Come on, man. Give it one hundred. Come on, man, be one hundred, man. Only one nigga. Hate nigga, they ain't got Roaches. Nigga, you got Roaches, nigga. I spot Roaches at everybody's house. Everybody's house. I don't give a fuck. If you got any type of bug, any insect, you are part of the family. Yep. If you got ants at your house, you part of the family. Centipede. If you got centipedes at your house, you water bugs. They're not scary as fuck. Them flying Roaches, if you got dip, you are a whole gangster, nigga. My auntie had Roaches so long, they left. They do that. They do that. After a while, they were like, you know what? We moving on to a three-bed room. We can't keep doing that same old shit. I got a family now. They do get the fuck on, but they come back. I ain't no young Roach, no more. I'm telling you how they call them, man, clowns. If you get up all the clowns, you good. If you leave one little clown, all right. That ain't what my mama used to tell me. She used to tell me everything, draw Roaches. Pick them goddamn clothes up, you gonna draw Roaches. I'm like, what the fuck, the Roaches? Well, stop buying this cheaper ass shit than if you draw Roaches, then, mama. Hey, you ever been to somebody's house who got Roaches? You know it, depending on where they live, it depends on how they act. Like kitchen Roaches don't fuck with barefoot and Roaches. Kitchen Roaches are the worst. Look at the people who had Roaches. They know it ain't been like two or three Roaches in the barefoot room. It's a big one, a little one, and then it's like a medium-sized one. I call them the lost Roaches. They're the slow ones. They don't really know what's going on. They just, they see you in the shower, and they just go scraping the water. I'm gonna show that motherfucker, really, now! Ass whore. Well, he must not know what I'm gonna do. That man walked with a strong white man. We got this one. Hey, bro, why do they keep coming over here fucking with you if you must know on the move? They heard about him, but he ain't no real man. He ain't real. Now, he must have went off on the first dude, cause they didn't, you know, anytime they send another white person to talk to, hold on, let me go see what's going on with Deshaun. Look, I need you to move. Look, bro, you're going to have to go and get on up, man. We got the new nigga on the guy. Hey, that nigga was going in the overtime. That's why he had to get up. Come on, bro, you just hit 40 hours, you got to go and clock out. And he came and said the big nigga right there now, he's been doing this shit for years. Tell him you got on the arm and he ain't bullshit. Big strong nigga, what's up with you, old G? How you feel? What's your name, big dog? Huh? Craig. Craig. He don't sound like he look. I'm like, what's your name? Craig. Craig, asshole, say something else and I'll kick your ass. He's sitting on there. How long you been doing that? Can y'all hear this shit up? I got a ship at Waffle House after this. How long you been doing security, Craig? How long you heard me? 10 years? 10 years. You know, Craig, a gangster, that nigga ain't got no mustache. Any nigga with no mustache, he kid you. He only got to be it. That's the nigga that's going to do you bad. I'm going to fuck him up. I'm going to fuck you, nigga. That nigga must have been going in the nose that she itch on him. I know that. Craig, that's not the nigga before the auntie. She just bring him to the holiday. I want you out of me, Craig. How you doing, little man? Nice to meet you, baby. That nigga be in there, you got there, liver on set, like that color. This is nephew you been talking about right here. This is nephew. What's up, nephew? Boy, you looking good, boy. You play football, boy. You look like a good little little linebacker right there, boy. I like you, boy. I can do this when I get home. Shout out to all the fellas out here that who football fans, bro. You don't be sitting around with your family and then like one of the ladies in your family bring a nigga to the house and you be like, oh, we like football. Everybody in the family is like this pussy in here, nigga. She don't brought that fuck nigga over here, bro. We ought to jump that whole way and nigga. Time to nigga don't like football. Police in here, nigga. I fought with football. I fought with football. That shit is a Christian, bro. And I ain't really got no private thing in here. I don't want to see nigga hit and more bullshit talk shit. I don't like that I don't know breaking that game, nigga. Scold to sit down and he can walk back to the guy that is on it. No, I'm talking some shit. Do a damn, do some. Put kick a nigga, do some. Yeah. What'd you say? Noodle-land. Noodle-land. Who said that? Boy, you got on a Kobe Bryant throw. Hey, Glam, boy, I fought wrong with you. Baby throw having that. You bout to get braids, ain't you? Hey, Glam, nigga. What'd you say? You a barber? Be like y'all, huh? What's your name, yo, OG? JJ. No, it ain't. Yeah, it is. Do make permanence in your mouth and pull out. And nigga, hold the head with pull-outs. 42 with pull-outs. Bad teeth, man, then you fought wrong with just that. That nigga didn't put a grill on the insurance. This is crazy. I tell you what, nigga. Nigga done goofed some pull-outs and then my nigga got that little webbit throw from girl, give me that. Girl, give me that. Girl, give me that pussy. And they got this webbit. They're more for a perfect, too, OG. That's the webbit. You got to pay it the same way. I knew it in the mirror like, whoa, what did he do all the time? Who the fuck was that? Screaming my name out with that horse head voice, Carlo. That was one of them ghosts. She was a skinny one. She was a skinny one. I know it. Them skinny ones be deep. Uh-uh, it's the big girl in the back. Look at that soft arm. You see how it's wiggling? Yeah. She make some flip macaroni and cheese with that arm. Y'all ladies, y'all. JJ, come here. Look, he like that. Look at the white lady. She's like, you guys are making a mess tonight. I love you, too. I think. I don't know. What she is? I love you. I just love you for loving me. Love all y'all, ladies. They're screaming our name. All y'all ain't going to give us no pussy tonight. You're going to go straight home to another nigga. Go straight home to another nigga. Go straight home to another nigga. Or come to the room and want to talk. So when did you get into comedy? Bitch, it ain't no more comedy tonight. Hee-hee-ha-ha them droves. Let's do it. Bitch, want a joke? Knock, knock. Who's there? This dick. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's go. Want to talk about shit. Wife and chicken crossed the road. Because he wanted some pussy, ma'am. I am sleeping. Let me come and sit on the edge of the bed. Like, if I look at all the scary and shit sitting on the edge of the bed, oh my god. I can't believe I'm really here with you. Oh my god. My friends watch you. Oh, who's y'all? Then they bring that fat ass home girl who'll be sitting in the back sneaking, taking pictures of your ugly ass. Y'all so funny. The big girl already know what's up. She be with it. So what's up? Like, you want me to leave or you want her to leave? I'm just saying. Oh, like, shit. I might think I want her to leave. I know, right? Because I'm just saying. I mean, I know what y'all here to do. I ain't trying to be in the way. Sometimes they free and be too goddamn freaking locked the door so I can watch y'all fuck. Not with that voice. Ladies, let me ask y'all a question. What make y'all think they're giving the niggas some pussy when you first meet and make you a hoe? It's not. Especially when it's my turn. Don't wait to fuck me to decide you're about to be a hoe now. You didn't say that shit. None of them other times you was giving somebody else some pussy. Trying to change it back. Now that it's my turn, you got morals and shit. Nope. Bust it open for me like you did everybody else. So do. You been fucking on back seats, bitch. I got a back seat too. Big one. That's the thing, ladies. They don't make you a hoe, ladies. They don't make you a hoe. First of all, ladies, you ain't going to learn nothing about a nigga for real. Tell you, give them some pussy. Right. Because we trying not to fuck up the pussy. That's why niggas is being on their best behavior. Whatever you need, baby, you need a ride. I'll give you a ride. Oh my gosh, you look so lovely today. Look at those shoes. Those are so beautiful. Niggas texting you. Good morning, beautiful. Oh, good morning, beautiful. I hope you have a wonderful day. I hope you have a day as bright and as lovely as your smile. Chico, you forgot one? What? Playing with the kids. What's up, little guy? What's up? What's up? What's up, little man? Hey, hey, boy. How to give a fuck about that nigga? Mind your own ass off. Hey, boy, hey, boy, hey, hey, boy. Little man strong already. Boy, my arm, give me my arm back. As soon as you give him some pussy, then you find out who that nigga really is. Wait, what's up, bitch? What's going on with you? Like, what? What are you talking to? Oh, my bad. I thought this was somebody else. What you need? So I'm telling you, and that's the ladies, y'all. He got your mama saying, no more. If you wait to give a nigga some pussy, and he stop acting like y'all don't like fucking as much as we do, because you fuck around and wait and give a nigga some pussy, and he can't fuck. Now you're talking about the nigga all on Facebook statuses. I don't understand why niggas don't appreciate my time the way I do. You're like, ma'am, it don't be us all the time, though. She going to be them, too. Oh, yeah. Just because a nigga might then go right shit. Shit, it might be you. We's why I ain't go right shit. Oh, all pussy ain't good pussy. You're pushing with drive, bitch. Shit, that's why my dick was flabby, because your pussy is not good pussy. That's why I was just saying, in my life, well, I'm excited to find out she used to be a hoe. They feel like a comrade from me. You be getting the head like, oh, you do this for real, for real. You a dick fucker. Look at the niggas in the crowd like, yes, we love it. Hoes are amazing. We don't listen to all those hoes. Hoes are amazing. Women who used to be hoes, but then they grew out of that shit, but they still know how to do all those shit. We got to say classy hoes. Clancy hoes, I mean, you are the world. You are the chill. No, that ain't it. You are the world. You swallow children. You take it out and beat it on your face. That's why you're winning. It's a torture making. OK. And you're drinking all those lads. No, Stevie Wonder. It's true, you make a brighter day for me and me. That's the song right there. You know, that niggas shit, you know, that niggas shit, fuck. You feel like he always saying, huh, what you saying? That's great that Stevie Wonder can't see, but he always moving like somebody see him. Like, hey, wait a minute, nigga, wait a minute. You heard what Shaka Khan said. What he said? She said that nigga can see. If you don't believe Stevie Wonder can see, it's a video on YouTube of a microphone stand falling down behind him. That nigga reached back and caught that bitch and kept saying it. If you don't believe me, pull it up right now, you motherfuckers ain't here judging me. I think Stevie can see, too. There's a ribbon in the sky. I seen it. I seen it. There's a ribbon in the sky. How the hell you see a ribbon in the sky? Yep, that's a good ass point. He described it, too. For so long. What he say? In the night I prayed, and so I... I'm so proud of nigga, he never fell out his seat. ...in the sky for a while. Then that nigga break it down, that nigga say. But you know this song. They can see. You don't remember the boy when they came in and said, I see us in the park. Nigga, with who ass? That's a different song. Stevie, you can't see. That's right, we just, we in the park. That's a, that's a... You gonna broke that bitch, too? You gotta be a rep, man. That's like the 50th microphone, you know, bro. Ain't your jeans dirty. You the fucking school closer. Man, it goes definitely gonna know you was in the building. Yeah, you gonna get your ass tore up. He got remnants of dust on his pants. Shout out to all the women who want to suck dick with instructions. We are adults. I have no control over that dick once you start sucking it. Whatever happens, happens. Right, that goofy ass shit. All right, you better tell me when you about to come. Bitch, I don't know. What grade are you in, man? I have no idea when I'm about to come. My right-ass cheek just locked up in the shit, just happens. I don't know. It might be today, tomorrow, Thursday, second. I don't know. Fuck, I'm supposed to know. And you supposed to know, ladies. That's the thing. You supposed to know how to make a body react when you about to let that motherfucker go. When he's sucking, he talking to shit, then all of a sudden that nigga just locked up. Even before that happened, you let out that little pussy and grunt. It's really a moan, but we're niggas, so we be suppressing the shit. So we come out and like, ugh, give me some shit like that. That's the male moan. Like, if a nigga was a bitch, that'd be like, ah! But you a nigga, so you be like, oh, yeah. Oh, shit. About to come there. Scarab nigga, don't give me the moan. Shoot, here, here. I don't want to do it. Nigga thought of mo- That's the thing, ladies. I got so much power over. You own a man whole life when you're sucking his dick the right way. You ever make it to the ladies? How many y'all have made it? They can come and it made them sound like something's wrong with them. Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, shit, ugh, ugh, ugh. Nigga sound like he turned into a monster. Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh. I love it. Because I like to fuck. I'm just, I'm sorry. I like to make love. I wanna feel that pussy. You did what I'm saying. Fuck all that. But now, see, I like me. I get a head, but all I wanna, I can't do it because I come quick. They go, that's gonna fuck my scrubs up. You give me something in here and I go, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. Your face, that's what happened. Shout out to the ladies that make some noise, ladies, if you're passionate about sucking dick. All 30 Nana, y'all. I see you, look at the white ladies trying to. Oh, the white ladies, we don't need me to talk about y'all. Y'all have a history of goddamn, let me suck your cock. Let me see a cock. Come here. Let me see a cock. Oh, what, what did that know? Let me swallow your cock hole. Come here. Oh. I said, dick, I'm sorry. I had to eat some pussy because I was about to. Come on, give me the dick. Wait a minute. I'm not finished. I am getting, I'm updating my pussy heat license. He closed like this in three months. I ain't, I go back to eat pussy because I'm out of net. That's the last one. I'm tricky, I have an app. Shit, oh. Yup. That's how you know your man about the night, ladies. When that nigga fucking and then he stopped me and stroked to even talk to you or do that. Even he gonna go down to eat some pussy and be hit in the mouth. Oh, shit, I feel good in the mouth fucking on the back. Give me a kiss. Give me a kiss. Oh, I love you. I love you. I love you. You love me. Say you love me. Say you love me. Say you love me. No, no, no. Look at me in my eyes. Say you love me. Oh, shit. Say you love me. Go away. You got it. See, y'all got too much pride. I was literally laying out in that pussy for a few minutes. Hold on. Let me just stop you. Traveling and shit. My heart beat fast and she's gonna kill me. I just blew in from Shreve Point. Uh-oh. Well, lay down in that pussy. Come on, fuck 22 and 23, they gonna fuck you. They don't let you be in control. Uh-oh, I got it, I got it. Oh, shit. Like, bitch, hold up. I'm gonna need you to slow the fuck down, bitch, die out. Yeah, that's why you got to. You can't fuck all them young women. They got too much energy. Come on, let's fuck again, bitch. We haven't even ate yet. I don't know about you, but I'll just fucking on the empty stomach. I'm hitting it from the back. Oh, my stomach hurts. No, bitch, lay down. Let's go get, put your clothes back on. Let's go out and get some. You're gonna say some freaky shit to you. It would sound like you're stomach hungry for this pussy. You're like, man, no. You want me to suck your dick again? Yeah, after you drink some water, bitch. What is wrong with you? It's a hydrated. I'm not about to fuck you again with that strong ass yellow bitch. Drink some water. Ladies, y'all, y'all really don't want to fuck again. You just know your man ain't gonna fuck again. You just want to fuck with his ego. You got to go another round. Bitch, another round. Fuck out of here. We didn't fuck through a whole episode of Martin. I am done. Girl, you ever hit her with- I give her another round. I just got to lay down and recuperate. And just walk around and think about her this shit. Fellas, you ever hit her with that extra round, with that medium dick? And you be like, I wonder if she knows. If she knows that this is not all me. And nobody, you ain't, and you ain't acknowledged it. She ain't acknowledged it. You down there with your hand on your dick. She ain't pushing that moment out. You see that? She said that. The fucked up part is she do know, Chico. She just liked that dick, too. Give me that medium dick, too. Squeeze it at the bottom. Hey, look, if you don't squeeze it at the bottom, you ever have a reach back and squeeze it for you? Hold on, boo, hold on. Put your hand on it. Hold it, hold it. Put it in there. Look at the freak ass women. Y'all. If you ever reach back and squeeze the medium dick hard, you squeeze it, you did it. You a freak. Yeah, you got to. I never thought you with that little headband would be squeezed in mediums. Man, if you ever squeeze the medium dick from the back, tell us. If you ever did it, you ever did it, tell us what it was you? That should be hard. Every fellow in here would be here with their hand on their dick like, yeah. That's it, right there. Your dick looks like squint with nose, nigga. You just, uh. I can't do it. Chico, you putting it in there like, that's enough. That's enough. Anything more than that, a killer. Anything more than that, you're a killer. That's why you find out who you really are. That's why you got to go to some other shit. I know who I am. You might just have to eat that pussy for two hours. Shit. Shit. That shit started tasting like. You going to fuck around and make them thinking that she could come to life doing that shit? He like, wait a minute. You are calling my ancestors. I'm not eating no pussy for two hours. That shit started to taste like Speaker 박's carpet. It's a mine thing. Let me tell you something. She can't say nothing about you if you made a nut. Ladies, that's it. You can't say anything. What you going to tell her? What you gonna tell your friends? I didn't fuck you? Ladies got all the control over that nut, too. Y'all be with that bullshit. Hold up, I ain't ready to come yet. Well, I am, ma'am, so you need to turn the fuck up. But all that nut shit, nut shit, slow down, slow down. Fuck that bitch, I'm trying to accomplish the goal. Okay? You trying to hold the nut like you don't get to bust a nut when we're right after that. Y'all motherfuckers, come four, five times in one sitting. You taking? I'm bustin' my nut. After the second nut, fellas, you ever tried to bust that third nut? That bitch painful, ain't it, nigga? You dig me like, oh, yeah, nigga? Okay. That's all I got. That's what you learn about your whole body, nigga. That third nut come from right here behind your head. Don't it, fellas? Feel like a charlotte. Shit, what the fuck? I can't hear on this side. God, put your third nut right here behind your head. And you only get like five, 10 of my lifetime, nigga. That shit is hard to come through, boy. I tell you, God, damn. The ladies y'all be selfish, like your pussy is not a whole machine that can push out a baby. Ain't nothing coming out of dick mosquito. This is a different type of unit we got to work with, all right? And they just, they sensitive, too. Y'all motherfuckers be grabbing a dick with the dry hand, bitch. If you don't get that goddamn carpet, I ain't gonna get my dick carpet, bro. I'll answer my hand. You be like, bitch, put some spit on it or something. Go in there and put some goddamn- Some lotion on it, bitch. Bro, that shit hurt like no other. You have to reprimand the bitch. Hold on, bitch. What you think dicks are made out of? Shit tender. Motherfucker, this goddamn pulling your shit with the dry hand. Like, bitch, are you trying to start a line more? Let her do it two times in a row. Uh-uh, you done lost all dick privileges. Don't touch my dick no more, man. Say what? She said you can't. That shit can't fuck with me. Now, last up. Hold on, bruh. If she got soft hands, I'll get her a better seat. Say what? She said you fucking with her right there. God damn, I can't get the pussy. You cock-blocking. Ain't nobody cock-blocking. You can't hear that. I can't hear what the bitch said. Hey, y'all, y'all, y'all calm down, man. All right, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. Go ahead, let me hear your hands. Let me hear you. Nah, she quiet, come back. Ma'am, just come on, walk down. We can't hear shit you saying. What shit? You look like a... That shit travel, that shit like a sound wave. Look, she don't even know how to get out there, bitch. She just hop over the rail. What she in? She right there. She gonna... She right there. She trying to figure out how to get out. The lady with the tuxedo, bitch. No, up top, right there in the second row. She don't even know how to get there. Oh, oh, oh, there you go. Oh, yeah. There she go. She got a lot of braids. Hold on, let me see. She gonna have one gold tuxedo. That ain't her. That's her coming down right there. She like, can I go down these steps, man? For real? My ticket in the back. Oh, love, she coming up here for me. Let me fix my hair. Look up on. I can tell she a good woman. Look at her forehead. Yep, she got them braids like Korean girl from on Friday. Now tell me who she is. I'm gonna get out the way. But they been trying to quit smoking or what, but you need me. Go sit down. Give me this microphone. Go sit down. Yeah, I need to get back down. Yes. Out of all these women in here, y'all give me the one with the nicotine package. Hey, hey, that's what you get? Oh, fuck that. She can't even quit. Cigarette. You think she gonna quit her side nigga to fuck with me? Callo, callo what you get? Callos, bruh. Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up. I can't fuck with no chicken feet smoking them cigarettes. Calm down, callos. You know it. No, no, calm down. You can't hook me up when nobody smokes cigarettes. I can't take her in front of all these people she wearing nicotine packages and shit. I tried to be her friend. There it is, motherfucker. You see this shit? I tried. I tried. Yeah, I'm about to. Hold for them niggas trippin'. You know that pussy good. She got on team George, nigga. You know it. Any bitch wear team George fuck. Look at the motherfucker. Turn off bitch. Turn off bitch. Look at her. I just broke up with her. She already twerking on my home. But I told you not to fuck with that girl that smoke no long ass but she a slim ass. Hey, baby, baby, time out, time out. Baby, your niggas ain't back to trippin'. See, that's why I'm broke with her. She can't even smoke in them cigarettes. She can talk to me any kind of motherfucker away. Yeah. Loan. Try to warm up this bitch. I tried to be her friend, bruh. You know how I'ma get back. I'ma crush that bitch's cigarettes. I tried to be her friend. Hey, these motherfuckers all get like they been fuckin'. She a been fucked out, man. That's what you mean. Old cigarette smokin' ass girl. Cool. She gon' be on that commercial like I been smokin' since last year. On that commercial like I been smokin' since last year. Make sure when you take a shower to cover your hole that's in your throat. Make sure when you take a shower to cover that hole that's in your throat. I tried to warn you. He tried to tell you. He tried to tell you. Fuck y'all. I'm sittin' over here playin' with a bank titty right now. She got titties on her back right now. I love you. Hey, nigga, baby, I love you. It's so fucked. It's fern, too. I don't even know what to tell you, baby. Hey, you gotta fuck with the rebound. You see? Hey, what y'all don't know is that ain't a ticket to you, man. That's birth control. She just is live. She got that birth control on her arm. Excuse me. Cigarette. Cigarette. Cigarette. Cigarette. Smokin' this bitch u-ports. We got some second hand smokin' this bitch nu-ports. We got some second hand smokin' this bitch nu-ports. She got her hands smoking in me. Yeah, she own Newport, Marlboro, Kool. Whoa, uh, Newport, Marlboro, Kool. Yeah, Newport, Marlboro, Kool. Whoa, Newport, Marlboro, Kool. That's my baby's smoke figurines. Yeah, she do. She like a old lady because she smoke them two by two. She a chain smoker, and she own the patch. I like to hit it from the back while she ain't wearing her pants I say you know she smoke cigarettes and she vent She be sellin' cigarettes for 25 cents And y'all need to get a pop-up If you got one, if you got a new pour Won't you let me smoke one Hold up, call Like my P.J., who like they cigarettes? Shout, you already know I can't fuck with them if they long I ain't finna be smoking this shit all day Hold up, gotta blow it up Bring it on up, go Cigarettes, cigarettes, cigarettes Hold up, cigarettes, cigarettes Hold up, we got do-po-p Hold up, we got do-po-p Ma-ma Coo-woh I say, hey, baby You smoke the cigarettes, baby I got one for you You want a pop, I got no order I got the new pour, so they're maiverse That's how you doin' in Chico They want to pop the sig in, зн� I don't know what I just said, but I'm talking about smoking cigarettes. Hey man, put some auto soon on this bitch. Where is it? Right there. Newport. Where is it? Newport. Cigarette. Newport. Cigarette. Cigarette. This is what it sounds like when you smoke cigarettes. Slow, whoa. Talking about the stuff that I've opened my throat. I've been smoking cigarettes since I was five years old. Y'all motherfuckin' put that shit down. You don't sound like me. I put it where I could go back in time. I didn't wish I was just smokin' weed. This came from heroin. I was on that shit, man. I was on OxyCotton real bad. But every time I pop the pill, I smoke the cigarette and I just want to tell y'all, please. Please, let me be an example. Do not. Excuse me. Do not. Excuse me. Bring me my machine. Bring me. Bring me my machine. Let me be your example. I have to do this every day. Every time I go to McDonald's, they be like, I can't hear you. I'm like, bitch, I am talkin'. Just let me be your example. My kids don't know if it's their daddy calling them like that. This is your mother, boy. Take my number under your mother. Cigarette. Cigarette. Cigarette. Cigarette. Cool. Stop. Yeah. Cigarette. Hey, ladies. For real, for real, this is what y'all sound like when y'all wake up in the morning. Hello? Oh, I just woke up. I'm so sorry. Hold up real quick. Oh, my God. What time is it? Damn. Oh, my God. Hello? Oh, shit. You didn't call me early. Oh. I'm so sorry I sound like this, but I would sleep so good before you call. Oh, my God. Cigarette. Oh, my God. What time is it? Ladies, y'all be having as the day y'all sleep is snoring like niggas. You be bad as a motherfucker ain't here, but when you fall asleep, you know. Like this bitch got a monster in her chest. Oh, my God. He ain't recorded. Shout out to my boo on some cigarettes. We love you, baby. You real quick. She's trying, bro. I was hoping I did that. Bro, leave my leg. She's going to patch. Leave her alone. She's trying. Yeah. She was twerking on you, bro. As soon as I left, she was on you, bro. I was right there. Like, I had to show the lean on. You feel anyone do it like that. I can't expect her to be faithful to me and trust me, bro. She's trying to kill herself. So, you know she's going to fuck me. She doesn't look at me and was like. So, you just going to let him do me like that. Cigarette. Cigarette. Cigarette. Cigarette. Cigarette. Cigarette. Cigarette. Cigarette. Cigarette. Cigarette. Cigarette. What did you say? You don't smoke, though? Look at that, man. You a big girl, too. I know you don't smoke. I bet you make cornbread, though, don't you? Good piece of carbon. She ain't trusting me. I won't hit that ass. She got me fucked up. What? It could be like a big girl laying down with both legs cocked up. Because you know my name is Carlothen, the most of morn. I showed up to her house. My dick got hard. I said, oh, I'm about to fuck some. She like less on her pizza. I'm about to cook some. I said, why would you order a pizza if your ass about to cook? She said, how you think I got big like this? Hey, it ain't how we look. I said, bro, I'm going to the kitchen. Then we got a butt in here. She started making freeze pops. And then she got on her knees and made my balls drop. I said, the big girl really freaky. Let you fucking wearin' a dashiki. I said, the big girl really freaky. I let you fucking wearin' a dashiki. I said, you know, we're goin' down. You're not gon' play. She make cookies every day. I said, yeah, she got mac and cheese in the oven right now. And she cooked those things. When you walk in her house, she be like, God damn, baby, what you in here, making some greens? Hey, Chico, can I say something real quick? That's the type of girl to pack a lunch to suck your dick. Stop, wait, that's enough. Ooh, can you take some of that dick out of your butt? She said, you are sick. No, he's not. Oh my God. Shout out to all the ladies in here who got the babysitter for the whole night. Chico, that's who fuckin' in here. Shout out to all the ladies that left their kid at home with their oldest kid. Appreciate y'all. 20 years old, 90's him. 20 or 20 or be older, they're watchin' the six-year-old, the nine-year-old, and the three-year-old. And you gon' whoop his ass if anything fucked up when you get back to the house. Where would you let your brother in the goddamn oven? I just went out. I heard you done this for yelling all day. That's you with that blonde. Well, thank you, there. You little girl, I see what you did when you did it. That's how you gon' do. Right. No, no, no, no. Oh, they'll beck them in this motherfucker. That's what it is. Touchdown. It is pretty. On the football field. Y'all niggas is crazy. Y'all got any safe strip clubs this report? Thank you, my nigga. Thank you. My nigga said, nope. Don't go. Do they get naked in strip clubs? Shit. They get naked. Shit, it's the women in here that are gettin' naked for the right amount of money. Soon as you said strip clubs, I saw one over there was like, I'll get that little money, I'll give it. I'll take that little 40, I'll take that little 40, I'll give it. My nigga. He said he got $40, he said I'll take that little 40, I'll give it. $40, bitch, I'll give him $40, I'll give it. It's cuff two, it's two-twentieth, bitch. Two-twentieth. It's life. I'ma start with some life insurance for a $40. You don't have life insurance, but it's still fine. That's how you gotta do the conversion. Like, I was strutting it, but then I said, $40, life insurance, get my life approved, dressed with you. I used to smoke cigarettes, but I don't know more. See this patch, shh, don't need it. $40, life insurance, get you some. Look at me, someone had bought a lot of life insurance. Oh, thank you. He called $40 to sign up. You know, that microphone sound like the nigga that Scarface was talkin' to on Seen a Man Cry. Remember on Seen a Man Cry when the devil came, nigga? That's how they think I was talkin' on that motherfucker. Too much work with God, but I love Scarface's style. Scarface's style is one of the best styles in hip-hop ever. I seen the niggas the other day. I seen them walkin' down the street then. I seen them and he walked away. You know I'm not playin' no game. And as a human, he walked away. That was your favorite rap. I got the pistol and you know I'ma. Yo. Shout out to nigga in the front row. You're dashing, you stinkin'. Y'all niggas ain't shit. Y'all are terrible human beings face. That's it, thank fuck that, that's it. You need to put that shit in the washroom seat tonight. Put some fabulous oil in it and then take it out and re-wash it. And add to it. No, don't add to it, don't add to it. Nigga, when I tell you that shit took me all the way out. I still ain't really recovered. I'm man, it's fucked up, bro. We got all these people in here and y'all really found me a girl with a nigga taking pictures. She didn't shoot out. That's a real nigga, man. They sat here and you like, you cut blood. I'm like, bro, I can smell something. I couldn't hear it. You can smell the nicotine. I smelled it, it's just somewhat the right. What kind of cigarette she smoke, bro? Ball ball. She smoke ball ball balls, they did to me sometimes. Look, ma'am, I understand that you love me but I just broke up with somebody, okay? My heart's scattered all over the floor like somebody knocked over the ashtray. What'd you say? You said I ain't got no panties on, no bra. That mean you need to work harder, baby. You can't just let your shit just be free like that all the time. She ain't got no panties on, no bra. That mean you might not have no mattress evil, ma'am. That what I was just about to say. She ain't got no dresser. She need me way more than I need her. You ain't got no panty drop? She ain't got no underclothes. What's your name, sweetheart? Lisa. Nisha. Yeah, that sound like a shit. Nisha, no drawers and Nisha. Yeah, that's what you gotta say. You and Nisha get some drawers in the bra, that Nisha. You got a whole house with no furniture? This bitch just got a lot of rooms. You gotta go over her house and sit in there and style. Yeah, yeah, it's cool. This bitch got a lot of rooms, yeah. This is a nice museum. What are your underclothes, sweetheart? This is got a house full of pictures. Oh, is it real? Okay. All right. This is real. Oh, well, that bitch in the bathroom, right? That bitch in the morgue, oh, look. What'd you say, partner? No, that's a girl. Like your shoulder, small shoulder, man, man. How you big a hair with a little shoulder, nigga? And they couldn't even say that. They ain't got dyslexia with a gas station, white teeth. Go ahead, we know it's white. Go ahead, nigga. Can't even put your arms in your pocket. Egg, lab, boy. What'd you say? He say he about to go to the dentist. You about to go to the dentist. Niggas, sit down. You got a yeast infection. I learned that word today. It's plentiful. That nigga got a yeast infection. Sit down. Well, he having the time, he like, ah. He only acting like that because there's women security guards in his section. That nigga just won a bet, but she won't say this shit wack. Fuck them niggas. This shit wackin' fuck. You see how the show was going good until we was about to get some pussy, and he fell left down. Fuck these niggas, man. She is suck. They fuckin' all the bitches who smoke cigarettes. He wants some of them cigarettes. Hey, bruh. Hey, bruh, it's niggas like you. It's niggas like you that we can really live without. You just came to fuck everybody else's good time. You should have been aborted. Fuck that nigga. That nigga got rhinestones on his pocket. I'm not about to argue. I'm not about to argue with no nigga with no apple bottom chains on. Hey, nigga got the bedazzled denim on. So they had them apple bottom jeans with the boots with the red. And the whole night we looking at her. This shit ain't wacky. Wacky. Wacky. Wacky. This shit ain't wacky. Wacky. Wacky. Wacky. This shit ain't wacky. Stop messing up. Fuck that nigga. Damn. Hey, fuck that nigga. Fuck that nigga. Fuck that nigga. I said fuck that nigga. I said stop. Wait a minute. Are we talking this shit? Yeah. Cause the nigga walk around with a motherfucker and yeets next year. Cause he pussy itch. He got a yeast infection. Yeah. That's what I'm gonna say, but I'm rapping too fast. Yeah. That nigga need to take some money. Stand seven for seven days and clean his ass. These at this show was wack. Yeah. He ain't just based on nigga. Got a white tee. He bought out the gas station. Nigga. Fuck that nigga. Kiko. We ain't tripping. Fuck that pussy nigga. Cause it's transmission slipping. Listen. This car got 300,000 miles. That nigga finna go down street and get wet. Look it. Kick it. Kick it. Kick it. The motor dropped. Right now, that nigga's probably waiting outside. Like I told him, nigga. Yeah. But he ain't got no rhyme. I shoulda sold him, nigga. Stupid shit. This nigga plans to be shit. It sound like bitch shake that ass. Then shake that ass. Yeah. Let me see you twerk. Twerk. Let me see how good that booty work. When you wearing all shirts. Yeah. You know what it is. When it's going on. Yeah. Lisa in the back. Sitting down with no bra or panties on. I said, where that girl with them cigarettes. She can twerk till she get fired. She can't twerk like the girl in the back. Cause she'll get tired. All of that ass. And she ain't got no draws. I wonder what it smell like. I'll be right back y'all. Go see. Go see. Go see what the ass smell like. Go see. Go see. Go see what the ass smell like. Go see. Go see. Go see what the ass smell like. Go see. Go see. Go see what the ass smell like. I hope it don't smell like his ass. She can't. What it smell like? He told her to go back. He told her to go back. That mean that shit thank you. Uh-uh. She ain't got no panties on. She ain't got no panties on. We got shit. She ain't got no panties on. She gotta hold them till it like newborn babies. Hip apartment's walking. Spent this a horse. That ass in them seat through hill. That's okay. That's alright. That's okay. I'm gonna take her ass to the hotel. And lay her down. And don't turn the lights all the way off. Just turn the bitches down. You know I'm Carlos. Just gonna pull it to the side. I ain't taking my socks off. Hey, Carlos. I'm down for your cause. But be careful after you fuck she might leave. We ain't your drawers. Hold up. Carlos. This might sound out. But I think that puts the smell like the Waffa house. Hey DC and Chico. After me and that girl have sex. I'm gonna go outside. And smoke two cigarettes. With that other lady. Who smoked them squares. And with that other one leave. I'm gonna take her ass upstairs. Yeah. That's enough. That is enough. Shake it. Shake it. Shake it. Go Niggatink. Go Niggatink. Go Niggatink. Go Niggatink. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey. Look at the ladies in the front of her. Like this bitch don't stop wiggling that goddamn nicotine ass. In front of my... She gonna be coughing when she get through. I can get you cigarettes for way cheaper than you're paying for them now. Hey y'all like that old school shit? What? I fuck with that. I feel like I'll pay you for this shit. I like everything. Oh shit, what's up man? What's up man? We got Mr. Kane in the building. What's up Mr. Kane? What's good with you? Niggatink. What's going on? My five mister. Yeah. What's good with you? Niggatink. Y'all make some noise for Mr. Kane and this motherfucker man. You got some music. Man y'all that ratchet city. Y'all gotta get a ratchet in this bitch. Y'all gotta make some bars man. Y'all gotta let them know about that ratchet city. You got a sound nigga? Niggatink. Do you see this? There's somebody. You know that's what we do. Niggatink. Niggatink. Do you see this? There's somebody. You know that's what we do. Niggatink. Pop that bitch off. Niggatink. Niggatink. What y'all know? What y'all want here? Bousman shit. And one of your little bitches. Mr. shit. Give me some. Give me some. You know they ain't got your music right there. So what y'all want to do? Acropello? Yeah. Yeah. Acropello. Acropello. What y'all want here man? Y'all got a tip for you. Never been crazy. I used to bust down rolling on my wrist. Got a rap nigga. Baby mama on my dick. I don't fuck with niggas. Because niggas be counterfeit. They might have read the option, but they couldn't stop the bitch. With the shit. Being with the shit. They put tin in my shit. Trying to make a tin flip. Ain't no looking back on it. Fuck the back seat. Other made back. I'm driving this. Sometimes I'm passing this. Sometimes I'm out of this. However you feel nigga. That ain't stopping shit. Make a motor kill. Going nose. I've been working on my social skills. Man I'm dragging that bitch. Being your lady with the waffle house. Ain't getting no fuck. Man that girl was smoking cigarettes. And turning that bitch up. Now that shit. They dug in on that cornish. I know you can see. What's that nigga I got? They dug around the corner. They busted around the corner. These motherfuckers why? I said we dug around the corner. We got to get the fuck out of this town. You want to stay? OG. You just woke up. We had a ball in this bitch. We got to move on. Look at this shit. I don't know where we going. But they going. Look at that. Thank y'all Louisiana. This is the 85 South Shore on Carlos Miller. Make it back to your country. Freaking it. Fuck it. That shit. Watch that motherfucker. That shit. Please. Cigarette in the building. Yeah. Three tickets come down to the first few rows. Three port. We love y'all. Thank y'all for representing with the 85 South Shore. Make sure you get home safe. Tell somebody what you're seeing here tonight. You are all 85 incentives now. Chico B. J-O-N. Cut to. This is the 85 South Shore. Make sure y'all go on YouTube. Subscribe to the 85 South Shore. When you pass through that lobby, make sure you buy a T-shirt from the merchandise table. Three port. We love y'all. Yeah. If you have meet and greet tickets, make sure you come down to the front. I wish y'all would have just stuck to weed, but I made some bad choices. Let me be your example. Let me be your example. I'm so tired. That was a mistake. Yeah, I know. How long was that? I don't know. They said shit. I don't know. They got awesome things. Like playing poker. Come on, show them all our motherfucking guns. We sure don't. Instagram showing them everything. No, because then they know what to come back with. Right. If they know what we got, they gonna know what to bring. Right. But we always come prepared. And we got guns on that side. Come on, man. We cover. Stay ready. You ain't got to get ready. That's how you be ready. Huh! Come on, somebody. Hey, man. Hey. Come on. Shit. You nervous? When you go to war with your brothers, you nervous? Who? I know he ain't gonna kick ass. Hey, you heard what he said. And I ain't gonna repeat it because you're hurting. If you didn't, you need to rewind it so you make sure you're here the next time. Suck them. I'm a little weak on you, boss. I'm not gonna get knocked the fuck out. I'm scared. I got a touch before I go out. We church when they start all like that. We church when they sing. We church when they sing. We church when they sing. We church when they start all like that. We church when they sing. We church when they start all like that. I don't pause. You did one person to take off right around the home. I don't know if it was a revival or it was like a new year. I got a nigga. I forgot we had some ladies perform in our church on Sunday sermon. She got the singing. Probably us on the song over like 10 minutes for it.