 Ladies and gentlemen boys and girls welcome to skip dictation live My name is Sherman and if you're new to the channel this live stream is for hanging out with me while I record the scp readings chilling out and Chatting in the chat room, which I will set up right now While I'm doing that You may have noticed if you're in this chat that this is the second video with this title That were that you may have gotten two announcements. That is because there was a Accident in the setting up the recording so Now we are giving it a second try and Hopefully that will fix the mistake I made earlier Also because I'm running two shows now. You're gonna see a little bit of a different title the skip readings are gonna be TGS for the sherms great skip dictations and And the explains from now on are going to be s d s s g for sherms declassified skip survival guide Hmm hard me. That's why this is a live stream. All right, so I've got the chat room set up Because there was an error I've already started recording the skip, but I'm only about two minutes in so you didn't miss too much The skip we're doing today is scp 3088 Codenamed. Oh Gosh, I just had this Law of the land it's called law of the land and it's by written by user mortos Which is just awesome And it's about a town in Nebraska where whatever laws they make Just automatically Become immutable laws of reality So right now there we are Someone on reddit commented something at me, so that's why I got distracted there What on earth have you been doing the past two months? I've been making and Sending at posting S cp videos Check them out sometime pitch pitch pitch pitch All right So that's that back to live chat And so we are about two minutes in oh And it has been brought to my attention that if I speak To the chat room There is no bubble like I have that tells you what comment was just made So from now on When you guys comment and I'm chatting with you I'm gonna try to say who I'm talking to and what you said that way people who watch the stream later It doesn't not make any sense So here we go almost properties unknown SCP 3888 3088 First came to foundation attention First came to foundation attention following an intercepted call from a civilian trapped within the sheriff's office to a nearby town The call was terminated mid-conversation at the same time that all wired and cellular traffic into or out of the town ceased history Following the initial discovery of SCP 3088, but before the specifics of the anomaly were understood Mobile task force sigma 9 Codename Kansas City hot steppers were dispatched to investigate following are the recovered logs of their investigation Audio transcript one Transcript of the first audio message from mobile task force sigma 9 following their entry into SCP 3088 Received approximately 19 hours after entry message from team leader I Think I said message weird there. Let's chop that back up and make it nice boom boom excellent 19 hours after entry Message from team leader agent Denlin source be code named stepper one Transcript begins. All right, let's hope this works Command this is agent Denlin source be team leader MTF sigma 9er if you're receiving this you better give agent Peters a raise Okay from the top Immediately after our entry into Cullen We quickly found that an anomaly is present and encompasses the entire area around the town All of our firearms were immediately removed from our persons as if they just vanished into thin air and all of our phones stopped working Cellular and satellite we also discovered we couldn't leave whenever one of us made a move to leave the area We'd freeze up and become unable to take so much as a step as soon as we try to do anything else though We can move just fine. I hit the discussion button on the wiki. So now it's blocking so I get a Reload the page that way I can actually see what we're talking about For special effects because there's an audio transcript. I'm gonna go in and like put this on a walkie-talkie sound Because I don't make it cool Right and I got my good source be voice Keep on trucking in We tried weighing down the gas pedal on one of our vehicles, but it stopped as if it hit an invisible wall The town itself seems normal enough at first glance, but everyone here is on edge They definitely know something is wrong here though. It was hard to get anyone to talk to us I mentioned our phones not working to a waitress in a diner We stopped at and she said they were out all over town had been for days apparently internet to Basically, there's no way to talk to anyone outside of town our walkie still work, but they are pretty short range Didn't take long to work out that the mayor of this place is behind whatever's going on or at least knows something about it The way people talk about them. They're either terrified or in awe or both from what we damn From what little we could glean from what little we could glean I'm gonna reset this entire thing basically Because I don't like the way I'm doing source be right now. I need to make him. I'm talking a little too normal I need him to be gruffer so We're gonna go from We're gonna go back a paragraph or three for some reason I put my uh, I Talked in there too. All right, so from this point zoom out zoom out zoom out some out Move it to the end All right, all right, let's try and make this a little more Manful transcript begins, right? Excellent All right, let's hope this works Command this is agent dendlin. All right. Let's hope this works, right? All right, let's hope this works command This is agent dendlin source be team leader MTF sigma niner if you're receiving this you better give agent Peters a raise Okay, from the top Immediately after our entry into colon we quickly found a Mmm fudge fudgy the whale this is not going whale Don't accidentally delete everything you worked on it's not good for your health Immediately after our entry into colon we quickly found that an anomaly is present and encompasses the entire area around the town All of our firearms were immediately removed from our persons as if they just vanished into thin air And all of our phones stopped working cellular and satellite We also discovered we couldn't leave whenever one of us made a move to leave the area We'd freeze up and become unable to take so much as a step As soon as we tried to do anything else though, we could move just fine We tried weighing down the gas pedal on one of our vehicles, but it stopped as if it hid an invisible wall The town itself seems normal enough at first glance, but everyone here is on edge They definitely know something is wrong here though. It was hard to get anyone to talk to us I mentioned our phones not working to a waitress in a diner. We stopped at and she said they were Mumble mumble mumble face That's my face mumbling Hey, yosi posi is here and he is first welcome to the stream my friend Let's party. Where was I crud? I mentioned our phones aren't working to a waitress in a diner. We stopped at And she said they were out all over town had been for days apparently internet too Basically, there's no way to talk to anyone outside of town Our walkies still work, but they are pretty short range It didn't take long to work out the mayor of this place is behind whatever's going on or at least know something about it The way people talk about them. They're either terrified or in awe or both I said that's silly. Uh, yeah, you saw that uh survival guide post That is going to be a new series. I'm currently writing episode two of it They're going to take a little longer to come out because I actually have to write them But uh, yeah sherms declassified skip survival guide Uh episode one on three nine nine nine is going fantastically Uh, even the people who don't like scp three nine nine nine are still like no, but this is a good explanation. Good job I still don't like the skip, but your video is good And that's about the best compliment you can get right Don't delete everything Don't delete the entire thing You get that too with scp d. Yeah, that is a good feeling It's nice when you're like, well, they like my work and at least at least for scp three nine nine nine At least in my eyes They see that it's not just stupid babble because I get a lot of people like oh, I couldn't take this It's just stupid babbling. It's all meaningless But it all has really good meaning and deep themes It's just the style is so repetitive and surreal and stuff that You can't see the genius So now they're like, okay, at least it's smart babble. I still don't like it, but at least I get it Cell five. Oh jeez. I didn't want to delete all that. Oh, no That's true russell. If it were bad, it would not get out up votes And by the way, hi russell. Welcome to the stream or at least know something about it Or at least know something about it Where's it at? Where's it at? There we go The way people talk about him. They're either terrified or in awe or both From what little we could glean any laws he makes become fact Apparently a few days ago. He passed a law banning phones in the internet and a couple weeks ago He wrote a law banning guns. Now all our guns are gone and our phones don't work Obvious enough I don't think we're in any immediate danger Time out pause for a second. I got some work going quote Day three nine nine nine is stupid. It's just liberation dumb four walls. I don't get it from loren stone fish Well, he wouldn't know it's a good summary makes perfect sense lol I got a work message. So I'm time outing real quick send this out Oh Alrighty good good good good good. Oh Not good good good good Do it I don't think we're in any immediate danger is the last thing I said. Where's that at? Where's that at? Good. Okay. So delete that And then call him back Back to lord stone fish. I am glad he has a really good sense of humor about how his Skip is taken because some people love it and some they're like it's my favorite skip ever And some people are like this is the worst thing I've ever heard self-indulgent crap And I'm like, oh, that's rude Hey flavors for everyone, right? I don't think we're in any immediate danger The people are spooked but not wild. So we're gonna try and get to the bottom of this Anyway, the law said no phones or internet, but it didn't say anything about Peters, what'd you call it? High-frequency rated Peters. What'd you call it? Okay? No, wait go back. I gotta put a little thing there Uh-oh It's enough. I don't think we're in any immediate danger. Good clean cut clean cut Huh That leaves What cb radio and carrier pigeons Well, russell it turns out that it also leaves you and I quote from the skip High-frequency radio data pulses Man, you made that shit up Anyway, yeah, Peters has gutted half our radios and a bunch of parts from the supply kits in the truck And whipped up something that will apparently get this message out to you And if not, well, I guess I've just been talking to myself for the last three minutes We'll send another message when we have more to report source be out All right, Peters hit it transcript ends. I'm gonna have to interrupt that In a second when I do my editing make sure I remember to do that And boom Radio data pulses All right, so So he said he's been talking for three minutes and I'm the kind of nerd that's really curious if he actually Talked for three minutes. So I'm just gonna see if I go back. Where's the transcript again Hit it on the first try. Go me. All right, so we started at 255 and the end Is 506 So he was almost right two and a half three minutes. That's not bad all right transcript ends moving on audio transcript two Oh gosh, I don't know if I said number one or number two at the beginning of the last one Have to keep it stylistically similar. Can't be changing it up every time. That's unprofessional further back Good audio transcript one. I did not say number one So transcript two Good. I am awesome Oh rustle Close enough is for hand grenades But Not my radio Perfection Perfection This is art Art Also, uh, yosi posi writes. Also before I forget. Did you ever read undefined scp 34 3942? I did an explanation on it and would love to hear your interpretation of it in an sdss I don't know if I read 3942 Uh, what I ended up doing for series four is I started at the end And I scrolled down and down and down uh from 3999 all the way down the list Picking the ones that quickly interested me from a skim to record so If it looked like super long and crazy and I didn't get it immediately I kind of skipped them for like reading because I'm just trying to get these uh recordable ones Okay, what When did this when did this happen? Because I don't recognize this one I don't feel like I would have skipped one. Is this a new one? Yeah, this one's brand new and I did not see it before So, yeah Because I was going down the list This one is posted in the last week. So it's new Oh, wow All right, so I've got to write that on the checkout list Which is different than the request list or the my idea list the checkout list I guess is like a checkout list. It's not that profound I need a pen. Where is a pen? This is a good idea for us sitting in front of the camera Don't know what I'm filming. It's my fallout t-shirt So That is three nine four two undefined And I'll check to do a reading TGS question mark sdss G question mark. We'll see if we can do both. It couldn't be fun So undefined is on the informal check it out list. Right. So now Do Where was I? Audio transcript two yosi posts Following insemination subject undergoes a macroscopic mitosis meiosis event resulting in a loss of biomass And then the leo strut as an emoticon Well, it is the greatest of all struts I think I think yeah, I think this is the skip that We do the weird stuff audio transcript two transcript of second log received from mtf Dang it. I say mtf when I'm in character. I say mobile task force when I'm the researcher Transcript of second log received from mobile task force sigma nine I think I said that really weird Yeah, I did a little confusion thing Transcript of second log received from mobile task force sigma nine received approximately three days after initial entry Nice. Okay. We got a clean line there Good And now I got to go back into source b voice after I see Begin transcript Okay, this is Okay Okay, this is not source b voice This is weird russian mafia man voice I am going to take this matter and I am going to beat him until he releases us I honestly can't say why that voice came out of my face But I'm glad it did Super fun So I'm going to go back to source b and listen to him again real quick because obviously I forgot how his voice works That makes more sense Okay, this is step one coming in Okay, this is step one reporting in First up we're making a number of assumptions here The first of which is that you received our previous transmission With that we're also assuming that at least some form of containment would have been started which is almost certainly Which almost certainly not which is also most certainly But we're doing good on the voice at least that's better than russian mob a guy Here comes zangief to break your legs And the wruggle I must to break you Would have been started which almost certainly would have been focused on public roads So the fact that we can't see anything on the roads past the boundary of the anomaly means is doing more than just stopping us from waving Walkings and pace tracked couple Terminator voice. I am mdf alpha one Keeping it rolling keeping it rolling just stopping us from leaving Good i'm in the right place continuing Walkings and pachi tracked pace or pache pace or pache pache or pace pace or pache pache or pace If you had a first name It would be benjamin pachi benjamin pace I'm gonna pace rhymes with chase Yes, that's how I feel yosi. I don't know Some of you people name yourselves weird things I just made my When I made my researcher, I just made my last my first name my last name researcher sherman. Good job me This isn't that difficult guys Walkings and pace and track the outer Russel Russel is adorable Such a good name Walkings and pace track the outer edge of the anomaly over the last couple of days It surrounds the entire town out of fairways and seems to come to a stop at the roads right by the welcome to cullin signs So our best guess is that it fills the entire town limits Apparently if you aren't actively trying to leave you can walk the edge of the Drat apparently if you're not trying to leave is next. Hello chemics. Welcome to the stream Best guess that it fills the entire town limits Apparently if you aren't actively trying to leave you can walk to the edge of the I keep wanting to say walk to the edge of the anomaly, but it's just walk the edge Apparently if you aren't actively trying to leave you can walk the edge of the And it's not edge of the anomaly. It's walk the edge of it. No problem Walk the edge of it. No problem. Walk the edge of it. No problem. Walk the edge of it. No problem No problem. Walk the edge of it. No problem Apparently if you aren't actively trying to leave you can walk the edge of it. No problem pay said it felt like a wall made of glass let's see it looks like our initial assumption about what's going on here was mostly accurate anyone inside the town is completely unable to break any of the laws here even low-level crap that any local correct I keep it going I put a little space there because they're caught reading gonna fix that line fix that line completely unable to break any of the laws here even low-level crap that any local council passes on a whim counts there's no litter in town because right there's no litter anywhere in town I thought this is gonna be easy because there's so much what's the word I'm looking for just normal dialogue as opposed to technical speech but it doesn't work if you suck gosh darn it you know you'll see I feel like it is the walk of the dinosaur of the anomaly low-level stuff counts there's no litter anywhere in town because the mayor passed an ordinance prohibiting prohibiting littering prohibiting littering there's no litter anywhere in town because the mayor passed an ordinance prohibiting littering I said that in researcher Lilt but in Swarsby voice prohibiting littering there's no litter anywhere in town because the mayor passed an ordinance prohibiting littering we haven't been able to get close to this guy at Ronson he's called goddamn bureaucats. Bureaucats, prohibiting literacying, I can't what read it's against the law. Bureaucats is the sequel to the great 90s, 2000s cartoon SWAT cats. They retired from crime fighting and went into city government. It was just as boring as it sounds. Well, heuristic cats, that's after they leave once they, uh, if they're Russian bureaucats and they join the proletariat in overthrowing, then they become aristocats. Yeah, the Disney movie Aristocats. Yep. So, secret sherm fact, I know like everything Disney. It is a curse. My brain is filled with Disney things. Like, not really. I'm not like a no-every-factoid nerd, but I've seen like every Disney movie a million times. It's just a thing that happened as I was growing up. I grew up in Disney World. That's what happened. Hey man, it's no problem. You, we're not gonna think any less of you because you know everything about Disney. Thanks, Asimov. I appreciate that. Ronson, he's called. Goddamn bureaucrats have laws for everything, so apparently we can't just bust into his office and have a friendly chat. We have no idea what his goal here is, whether he's doing intentionally or just wrapped up in something he can't control. We have an appointment to see him in four days. Fucking paper pushers. What else? What else? I gotta see if those snaps show up on camera if they sound terrible. Actually, that doesn't sound terrible. I'm gonna leave those snaps in there. It makes the remembering seem a little more, uh, realistic I think. It's the little things in life. Boop. Delete. Put it at the end. What else? What else? Peter says whoever you've got running containment out there to set their radio. Wait. Peter says get whoever you've got running containment out there to set there. Okay, good. Peter says, I don't want to say the word get for some reason. My mouth doesn't want to do it, so I just say Peter says whoever instead of Peter says get whoever. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Peter says get whoever you got running containment out there to set their radio to frequency. Get the radio to frequency. Radio frequencies. Peter says get whoever you've got running containment out there to set their radio to frequency 457.9 megahertz. Do you say 457.9, 457.9? 457.9, right? Drap this line again. Peter says whoever you got. This line is going to be the death of me. Peter says Peter says get. Peter says get. Peter says get your frequencies. Peter says get whoever you've got running containment out there to set their radio to frequency 457.9 megahertz. We'll go down there in the morning and see if our walkies work. We can't see you out there, but we might be able to still talk, especially if these data pulse things are working. I think that's it. Source B out. And transcript. And transcript. I liked it better the second time. You're not going to believe this. The microphone fudged the difficult line. So I'm going to have to say it again. 457.9 megahertz. We'll go down there in the morning and see if our walkies work. We can't see you out there, but we might be able to still talk, especially if these... All right. Here we go again. Got to say it again. All right, set up. And here we go. Oh, Peter says get whoever you've got running containment out there to set their radio to frequency 457.9 megahertz. We'll go down there in the morning and see if our walkies work. I think I got it. All right, let's cut that part and paste it over that part and delete that part. And let's see if the second part still fits. If I just take this here and run a little cleanup real quick. Boom. Oh, no. Nice. Cleaned it. Didn't have to fix it again. Excellent. Easy street. Audio transcript three. Audio transcript of a conversation between members of MTF. Drat. Mobile Task Force. Oh, hello, Mr. Sakamoto. Welcome to the stream. We have four people here right now. We had five earlier. Is our record five or six people? Not sure. I don't remember. Also, I'm putting my hand near the camera because this thing is blocking my view of the counter. Okay, there we go. That makes more sense. If four is the record, don't forget to hit that like and share button. Thanks, Russell. You're a hero. My man. Audio transcript four. Audio transcript three. Audio transcript of a conversation between members of I know I said that transcript wrong. Audio transcript three. Audio transcript of a conversation between members of Mobile Task Force Sigma nine and the containment team situated at the containment perimeter of SCP 3088. Conversation took place via standard issue two way radio. Mr. Sakamoto says thanks for reading my skip the Gator one. Thank you for writing it because it was hilarious. I was a big fan of that sucker. And I think it came out really funny and I think it was a good addition to the archives that fits there. Good good getting better. I was nailed on instigator by the way when I got to the part where they tried to make it do research for them. And its research note was the most adorable chicken scratch. I don't know how to why to research people but I'm swine because you asked me to which is how I have to voice chicken scratch like that every time I see it because I feel like it has to have the voice with the W's to do source B on Vasquez source V Vasquez. Alright, so I've got to get for this radio conversation. It is mainly source B and Vasquez and Vasquez is a girl. So I'm going to get one of my female co friends to do that part and send it off to me maybe and then source B. I'm going to do source B. Peters and pace both get like a line but I'm going to have to make sure they sound different from each other. Oh my god. You can't see this in the chat but Sakamoto found a Gator emoticon with a how do I research that he pointed at and that's high quality chat. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I like to see in chat rooms. High quality. Think source B source B Vasquez. I'm not going to worry about. I'm going to wing it on Peters and pace and see how they do. This is Sigma Niner. Come back. Repeat. This is step one. MTF Sigma Niner. But if I do say the what's the word I'm looking for. Interesting Russell. Russell mentions that Gmodan of SCP readings might be willing to help. The real question is how do I get in touch with her because I've never met slash don't know her. And like I guess I could comment on something and see if she responds. Like does anybody read YouTube messages like in the YouTube inbox because I sent one of those once but the person I sent it to never responded. So I'm just assuming they didn't read it. All right. Brainstorm friends. Brainstorm MTF Sigma Niner. Oh yeah. Definitely. I've got a I did a bunch of research in my first season skips because I wanted that radio conversation sound. So I looked up how they do it on red versus blue and that's where I got it from. Oh and because it sounds like I'm crazy talking. Mr. Sakamoto mentioned making sure to put a transceiver sound effect on it. And that's why I responded with the red versus blue one because it's like perfect. So I'm going to fake the girl voice just as a placeholder so that when I edit it it fits in. We read you stepper one. This is Agent Fasquez 3088 control. Shit Sylvia that you what's going on out there. Yeah it's me Swarsby. Glad to hear you're still alive in there. Where are you? We're right at the edge of the barrier. I've got your drone right here. We don't see you. We're about 20 meters down the road. Guess this thing blocks vision both ways. Yeah. Wait 3088 classified already. That was fast. I said that too fast. But I'm doing okay with the conversation beat so far. Classified already. That was fast. I guess losing an MTF team inside a town wide escape gets the ball rolling pretty quickly. All right report. Right. All team members currently uninjured and accounted for situation in the town seem stable for now though the town folks seem to be reluctant to talk to us too much. Though the town folks still seem reluctant to talk to us too much. Let's go put that back. Good job. Keep it running keep it running. And there's a bunch of weird laws in this town we can all for it. We can all Ford have. There's a bunch of weird laws in this town. We can all sort of feel them now. Like if I even think about trying to walk out there to you now I can feel it in the back of my head that it's against the law. Stuttering a lot on this set of lines. Got to fix that up. There's a bunch of weird laws in this town. We can all sort of feel them now. Like if I even think about trying to walk out there to you now. I can feel in the back of my that it's against the law. Apparently it's illegal to be unemployed too. Not sure on the specifics of that one, but there are a few big textile mills in town that employ a whole lot of people. Records show the mill shut down years ago. The town was actually in real trouble because of it. Well it seems fine now. You know besides the reality wall-tering wall-tering rule 238 you may not be a chicken. Is that a law in this town too? Reality wall-tering. That's exactly right. Reality warping. Reality wall-tering. Reality wall-tering. Is there any like character in a show named Walter who's like super meme-able? Alright so Yosie asks what if you can't be researcher tall around in the town? So this is like what if uh oh Walter White that's a good one. Reality wall-tering. That's a meme waiting to happen. What was I gonna say? Oh yeah so deep thoughts about SCP-3999. In reality you can't prove that you are not researcher tall around with your memory erased going through life because SCP-3999 has set all this up to torture you again. You can't prove it. You could be researcher tall around. I could be researcher tall around. We all could be researcher tall around and not know it. Oh our SCP shower thoughts. My child's we are all SCP-3999 and researcher tall around. Mr. Sakamoto is researcher tall around. I guess that's all. Oh first name researcher. Last name tall around. Alright. Well it seems fine now. You know besides the reality altering anomaly covering the entire town and trapping everyone inside. Speaking of which, step back from the edge we're sending something in. Approximately 40 seconds of silence as the containment team pilots a remote vehicle across the barrier carrying a transmitter package. Our tech boys out there say this should do the job of that thing. Step or three whipped up but a bit more cleanly. The signal we were receiving from you was a mess. Peters get over here and look at this thing. Right. Has a confirmation so you'll know it's working and it shouldn't be bespoke enough to get around any legal issues. Still only one way mind you. Saves you walking all the way out here for minor shit though. It'll do. Alright thanks Vasquez. One more thing Zorsby. Mancha wants a process on getting this under wraps. You know how twitchy the higher ups get with skips this big. I'm not sure what else we can do from out here and they are reluctant to send in any more human assets. So this is all on you jokers. Don't you worry about us. We've got the meeting. We've got the meeting. We've got the meeting. Don't you worry about us. We've got the meeting in the mayor. We've got the meeting in the mayor because SCP 2719 showed up to 179 inside. That's what I'm talking about. The mayor became inside and then what's his name? Zorsby's going to go inside. Hi there the slender man. How's it going? Welcome to the stream. Currently reading SCP 3088. That's the exact voice I have every time that I do any MTF soldier. It's just takes everything my being not to go full team America on it. We've got the meeting with this mayor in a couple of days. We'll get this whole thing straight down. We'll get this whole thing straight down. We'll all be back for poker on Friday. I've got to make sure I remember to interrupt Friday with this next line because he gets interrupted by Peters. No by Pace. All right so Peters is a nerd. Zorsby is standard MTF guy. Pace. I think Pace has got to be even more soldier and he's got to be from a distance because what's the word I'm looking for? Basically he's gonna be boomstick from Death Battle. Zorsby we got a peeper. He's running. There we go. That's what I want. It's exactly what I wanted out of this. Turns out I can do a decent boomstick. Zorsby we've got a peeper. He's running. Slenderman notes that he's written a few skips himself but hasn't submitted them out of fear. That's all right. I submitted one for review one time and got the there's nothing interesting about this object. It's soups boring response. So I went away from a year didn't try to write anything because I'm not like a writer. I'm a performer. So I do this better. I don't have original thoughts. I just make things off of other people's original thoughts. And then recently I tried to write a test experiment for I think it's SCP-3636 the world's greatest jukebox but I haven't finished it yet. Maybe I'll like share a link to it in the description and you guys can like look at what I wrote and be like maybe you should do this or maybe you should do that. But uh okay so that is pace interrupting and then there's a little bit of a scuffle. So I just got to have some scuffling sound effects later on. Oh Mr. Sakamoto. Oh wait actually Yosi I wrote a second one but it's so boring I forgot it. Aw. Wait is it a real one like is it on the main site? Alright here we go. He's running. Sounds of agent Soursby running can be heard on the line. Shit we've been made by Sivvy. Gonna go track him down and keep quiet. Soursby out. That's alright two main list skips is pretty impressive. Rock on. And transmission. I forgot this one is a I gotta do opening transmission too. Oh that was someone wrong with the quality there. Begin log. End log. Backing up to the beginning to add the begin log in. End log. Alright. Mr. Sakamoto points out that hero instigator and lunar module 16 code named Phoenix does lunar module 16 notes the moon wizard SCP 2686 because I know there's another one on the moon that also notes the moon wizard and I had cackled because the I've recorded the moon wizard because I thought it was funny and then okay so yours isn't the one that does that there was another one on the moon at the lunar base and it's like there's also this guy out there claiming to be a moon wizard and I was like ah that guy moon wizard so that's the end of audio log for three three moving on to audio log for audio transcript for transmission received approximately four days after last contact using the supplied data transmitter alright six charms of six charms of time right six charms of time oh it's okay I didn't bother to say what's the word I'm going for begin log either also y'all see the new 001 proposal I have not cryptic alternate reality game at the start of the videos actually while I was thinking of stuff for the channel okay pause break so I don't know if you guys noticed that I updated all of my art and my channel stuff because I started the new show with SCP the survival guides I changed everything to site 42 because that's my headcanon where my researcher who's doing all this is so site 42 is going to be my main like SCP channel and then anything I need for other stuff I'll just stick that on there because this channel's like 95% SCP I've got some other stuff for like my resume and stuff but yeah so because it's mostly SCP I'm trying to work with other people to do some other interesting things that I don't want to talk about because they might not happen but if I knew somebody who uh yes that's a Yossi gets the reference the site of the meaning of life the universe and everything that's exactly why I chose that number literary reference when so uh what was I saying oh yeah so long story short one of the things I thought about for making the channel more interesting was some sort of ARG but I don't know anything about making an ARG those are really cool I would be interested in something like that but I don't know how to do it I would have to do research maybe because yes Sakamoto says like a hex code being spoken out for one letter each episode at the beginning or if you make it to the end of the video so you have to watch the whole thing hexes right here do I just beam them here after the video so Yossi mentioned that apparently they are the same color as my forehead so I'm imagining we stuck them here oh see each episode has two hex codes a letter at the beginning in the end and when you get all of them you get a link to a secret video it takes a lot of hindsight it also takes a lot of foresight because you got to plan that like way out in advance but I thought of it like a week ago and it was like that's too hard and now it's been mentioned keep a lookout might be a secret there might not be a secret I just might what's the word looking for pretend there's a secret and make everyone scour my videos for no reason maybe I'll only do the secrets in the live streams so that you have to tune in every 10 minutes in the live stream that's where it's at that's alright if I ever do start an ARG Russell there will probably by that point the channel will be so large that there will be a site 42 wiki and then you can just follow along like I forget all the ARGs that I've never solved that I just follow the wiki after the fact like marble Hornets speaking of the slender man marble Hornets I got into that way too late so I just followed the wiki and watched every episode in order and it's a really good show I enjoyed the show so if that's like if you like creepy slender man things all right you're supposed to is official wiki staff for the site 42 wiki excellent committed for the next line of script to do begin long all right six times a charm right Peters right right so we didn't catch that civilian was watching us lost in the fucking trees I guess there's a pretty big chunk of forest within the town limits anyway our best guess is he has some what anyway our best guess is he was some Tony not some he was some today ok got a read good if you're gonna read good mr. Sakamoto you can also be staff wiki staff for site 42 once we decide that's a thing we want to do I don't think we get to have a wiki at 165 subscribers which by the way channel high five that frickin survival guide video netted us like 10 subscribers 166 it's going up while I'm not even paying attention smash hit number one YouTube channel of all time and that's what my subscribers dropped down to 100 when he was so so arrogant anyway our best guess is he was some toady for the mayor because about an hour play I got one half a sentence one half sentence yes we will leave pity in the dust the quarters toady for the mayor because about an hour later a new law was passed we could feel it happening like a song you haven't heard for years suddenly popping into your head yeah fucking weird stuff seriously anyway this new law apparently prohibits talking to anyone outside of the town at all which is why I'm just having a nice friendly chat with my compatriot agent Peters here and why we've tried to have the same conversation six fucking times now and what were we talking about the meeting with Ronson right the mayor yeah didn't go well he seems unhinged I think meeting with him might have been the wrong play and since it's illegal to punch people in the face or smash up public property there wasn't much I could do he started rambling on about fixing the town or something and since then we've all noticed people following us around tracking our movements who we talked to there's one outside right now not even subtle not very subtle do do oh wow the chat got away from me for a second catching up but but by SCP idea about a machine that can destroy any rival viral or bacteria suffer frequency but can also destroy any blood cell or bone cell and get it so it will kill any cell it will kill all of your cells goodbye cells who needs cells cells are for suckers frequency all the live vid thumbnails so it could be good or really bad I have a good voice for this thank you I don't know what that voice is thanks you see yeah fuck cells he sighed a little rough stream again Russell Russell come back you can blame it all on the stream so yeah eventually we're gonna have to upgrade this stream off of my cell phone because you can't see it but this is literally my cell phone plugged into my laptop to keep the battery going because I don't have a webcam the laptop has a webcam but it's terrible my cell phone does a way better job so yeah one day when we have a channel and with tons of people and lots of views can't can't you see there was a bad connection between us thanks Sakamoto oh it hurts so good who needs cells when you've undergone a macroscopic mitosis meosis event you see how did you ever undergo a macroscopic mitosis meosis event I insemination he didn't say that but that's what I'm assuming he's gonna say next oh no he gotta expand not very subtle yeah amateurs anyway I got ransom to agree to another meeting tomorrow so hopefully that one will go better but he doesn't strike me as the kind of person who's gonna let this shit go and unless we can find some loophole that's gonna let us take him out or break into his house or his office or something to find some answers we're gonna run out of options here pretty quickly too bad you ain't a lawyer mom always didn't dig it every time I try to switch from Peters to Swarsby I lose it but Russell don't you see you were so you didn't know it but you were right that damn buffering circle is part of the alternate reality game you are the first one for those who can't see the comments because this is in the future because Russell said all he sees as a damn buffering circle and then he said argh but he didn't put an H at the end like I normally do so he just wrote ARG in capital letters and that's what yeah that was the joke I made there welcome back to my random nice having y'all board slender man we'll see you next time too bad you ain't a lawyer mom always didn't say I should go to law school maybe we can just wait him out run from there during the next election when's that happening nearly four years shit I doubt we have that long well we'll think of something I guess that's about it nice talking to you Peters you too boss alright and right bad day for MTF Sigma Niner incident oh shit and log good can't forget to add that in it's important still going incident 3088-1 approximately three days after the last received transmission from MTF Mobile Task Force approximately three days after the last received transmission from Mobile Task Force Sigma 9 a localized C-class restructuring event occurred within the confines of SCP 3088 following the event all anomalous activity associated with SCP 3088 ceased and all people man-made structures and objects within its bounds disappeared with the exception of one house at the approximate center of the area two documents of significance were recovered from the structure official documentation regarding newly passed laws in the town of Cullen Nebraska and the personal diary of Mayor Thomas Ronson the journalist the journalist transcribed below verbatim but a da da da cut off that and now we get into Mayor Thomas Ronson alright so this guy's got like several paragraphs okay okay so here goes nothing oh wait I haven't made a voice for this guy yet I already used boomstick Thomas Ronson I did it I won I've been elected the mayor of Cullen I'll say I won but I didn't do it alone I had a great team of people to help me out I've lived in this town for over 40 years and I've seen it steadily get worse and worse through a combination of corruption and an episode and now that I'm the mayor things are gonna change I can get the fact I can get the town back on its feet help the people here improve their lives ask not what your mayor can do for you ask what you can do for your mayor JFK voice JFK got country guy mayor voice because he's gonna be happy and they're gonna get a little crazy and then little crook I don't actually know what Rob Ford voice is so that's that's not gonna work I do Ron Swanson voice from Parks and Rec I don't know if I can actually do that voice but I would like to I did it one I've been elected the mayor of Cullen that's not even at all the voice that's almost Troy McClure Troy McClure you may remember research from such SCPs as 1981 2004 2006 too spooky this is a dilly of a pickle dilly of a pickle hmm actually this is Nebraska I think I'm gonna go with bumpkin voice because this guy's a I don't know what cream gravy means just gonna move on from that page one I did it one I've been elected the mayor of Cullen well I'll say I won but I didn't do it alone I had a great team of people to help me out I was in I did I did oh no no Mayor Trump no Mayor Trump haunt my dreams I mean that's basically what he's doing so I mean that's Gator voice I did I want I've been elected the mayor of Cullen well I say I won but I didn't do it alone I had a great team of people to help me out I've lived in this town for 40 years and I've seen it steadily get worse and worse through a combination of corruption and neptitude but now that I'm there things are gonna change I can get the town back on its feet help the people here improve their lives page two we had our first open hall today where I laid out my plans for the future and for the people of this good town Doug Dima Dome of the Demsdale Dima Dome's oh everything I just recorded didn't work oh track I gotta go back Doug Dima Dome of the Demsdale Dima Dome's oh man I really want to use that though I'm gonna go make that a little thicker now yes I'm actually going with that that is that sounds great notification on my phone I'm gonna get rid of it there we go I can see again yeah page one I did it I won I've been elected the mayor I did it I won I've been elected the mayor Cullen well I say I won but I didn't do it alone I had a great team of people to help me out I've lived in this town for over 40 years and I've seen it steadily get worse and worse through a combination of corruption and ineptitude but now that I'm there things are going to change I can get the town back on its feet help the people here improve their lives page two we had our first open hall day where I laid out my plans for the future to the people of this good town they generally seem receptive which was heartening a few people were skeptical a few people were skeptical they were skeptical those people are very skeptical a few people were skeptical skeptical trap a few people were skeptical that I'd be able to reopen the mills which is fair but I think it will be doable they didn't go out of business after all they were sold by that bastard Hastings to line his pockets before we left town anyway looks like I had the sport of the people I'm gonna start small though I've guaranteed some extra funding for the high school so they can make some vital repairs and a past in ordinance banning littering in the town since it's starting to look like a real mess may not sound like much but people are gonna do all right we're getting a good rhythm of this guy actually leave that there may not sound like much but if people are gonna mmm that's not a stop it what are you doing stop okay we're good we're back everything's fine nothing is ruined but if people are going to see believe but people are gonna believe things that can change but if people are gonna believe things can change they need to see tangible proof and quickly but people are gonna believe things can change nope I want to source be trap may not sound like much but people are gonna believe things can change they need to see tangible proof and quickly I think small improvements like this will go a a long way to changing people's attitudes. Page three. Had some good news today. Omaha textiles are interested in getting the mills running again. I like to think it was my incredible sales pitch that did the job, but the reality is it was probably just good timing. They've apparently been looking to expand for a while now. Still not gonna question such a good opportunity. The people in Colorado are honest, hardworking folk, but unemployment has been a real problem here. Getting the mills reopened may restore the hope people have lost over the years. Oh, looks like litter ordinance is already paying dividends. Only two days and the town is almost looking spotless. Must've inspired the people to pitch in and clean the place up. Page four was talking to Clayton this morning, and apparently there hasn't been a single reported crime in the week since I became mayor. It would probably be a little egotistical to think that's due to my influence, but it's a nice thought. We're gonna work on a plan that'll ensure every unemployed person in town. Yeah, I didn't get that right. No, no you didn't. Nothing that I just said was recorded. Oh, Yentown just came to tell me that I have a great voicing to keep the good work up, man. Well, Yentown, thank you very much. I appreciate it. Even though I just super failed my microphone by not recording what I was talking about. Oh, may not sound like much, but if people are gonna see believe, I did the wrong thing again, but if people are gonna believe things can change, they need to see tangible proof and quickly. I think small improvements like this will go a long way to changing people's attitudes. Page two, that's page three. But at least I got page two done. I got page two done. It's in the book, it's set, it's here. Another page bites the dust. Page three has some good news today. Omaha Textiles are interested in getting the mills running again. Messin' things up, messin' things up. We are experiencing some human error today in this last leg of this thing. Let's find our center. Let's hit it, let's hit it. Page three has some good news today. Omaha Textiles are interested in getting the mills running again. I like to think it was my incredible sales pitch that did the job. The reality is to not recognize the bodies in the water. Two, three, one, six, I'll have to check it out. Sales did the job. The reality is it was probably just good timing. They've apparently been looking to expand for a while now. Yeah, I messed up apparently, got distracted. But the reality is it was probably just good timing. They've apparently been looking to expand for a while now. Still, not gonna question such a good opportunity. People coming are honest, hardworking folk, but unemployment has been a real problem here. Getting the mills reopened may restore the hope people have lost over the years. Oh, looks like litter ordinance is already paying dividends. Only two days and the town is almost looking spotless. Must've inspired the people to pitch in and clean the place up. Page four was talking to Clayton this morning, and apparently there hasn't been a single reported crime in the week since I became mayor. It'd probably be a little egotistical to think that that's due to my influence, but it's a nice thought. We've been gonna work on a plan that will ensure every unemployed person in the town will get a job in the mills once they reopen, which should be in a cup of, should be in the cup of bull, should be in the cup holder, should be in the cup holder. The mills once they reopened. Once they reopened. Which should be in a few weeks. Oh, I realized why I said that one wrong. Because this says, should be in a few of weeks, which should be in a few weeks. There should be more than enough jobs for everyone, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba. Which should be in a few weeks. There should be more than enough jobs available for everyone. And once everyone is back at work, we can start looking at the local economy. Maybe people will start opening new business on the high street again. Page five, something, something strange happened today. Pack it up, ba, ba, ba. Page five, something strange happened today. Couple of days ago we passed a bill mandating the repair of the flood banks on the river. Since they broke and flooded half the town a couple years ago, it's been a huge worry every rain season. And it seemed like a trivial task to relieve the constant stress people live. It's been a huge worry every rain season. But a huge worry every rain season. And it seemed like a trivial task to relieve the constant stress people live in the other river were suffering. I went down with a couple of construction contractors this morning to assess the work requirement. And the bank was as good as new. No sign it was ever damaged at all. It would have been weeks of work, no way it could have been done quietly. And yet there it is, sturdy as the day it was made. Clayton says there still haven't been any crimes either. Nearly three weeks. I'm not complaining. Most mayors would kill to get zero crime. But it is weird. Not so much as a parking ticket or speeding penalty. Apparently his officers are just sitting on their hands all day. Page six. Damien came back to town today. I guess he tried me down because I almost walked right through. Page six. Damien came back to town today. I guess he tried me down because I almost walked right into him in the middle of town. I thought he was gonna do something stupid. He looked like he was reaching into his scope for something, had an angry look on his face. Then he just froze, started looking real confused. Stood there like that for nearly a minute, me and him staring at each other. Then he just turned around and left. I had Clayton pay him a visit at his motel room and he apparently had a gun right there on the table, door wide open. Didn't even make a move for it when Clayton drew his own gun and arrested him. Violation of parole and all that. I suspect he's on his way back to Nebraska State even as I'll write this. There's definitely something strange going on here. That time I just stopped because when you're on a roll just stop for a second. Damien came back to town today and got him. Page seven. I tested something yesterday. Passed a law mandating that all road damage should be immediately repaired. Something simple that no one would object to. Easy enough to justify what with the increased traffic the mills will bring in. There's been a pothole. A pothole, there's been a pothole. A wonderful pothole, a beautiful pothole. There has been a pothole in the road just outside my house for 15 years. I watched it all night until after midnight. Oh, there's a truck going by. Broom, broom, broom. There we go. There's been a pothole in the road outside my house for 15 years. I watched it all night until after midnight. Woke up before dawn and the pothole was gone. Just gone like it was never there. I checked the logs just in case but there's no record of any maintenance crews even getting started yet. All the roads seem in better shape too. Not just the one outside my house. Tiny cracks, potholes, even tire marks, all gone. Page eight, the laws in Cullen cannot be broken. I feel like I'm going nuts just writing it but I'm sure of it now. I tried speeding on the way down to town hall today, put my foot down as hard as I could. It stopped right at the point where the car hits 30 and didn't even go a fraction over. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't get my foot depressed down any harder. It was unnerving. Like some force was preventing me from moving. Like I couldn't control my own body. I've never felt such an awful sensation in my life. Page nine, the more I think about it, the more I think the situation here could be incredibly beneficial for Cullen. Something clearly unnatural is happening and I'd be lying if I said it didn't make me a little nervous but the possibilities. A town with no crime, a town where issues can be fixed instantly, the good we do could be such a gift. The good we could do with such a gift. Get in there, get in there. Cut that, put it back in line. Keep on truckin'. Dude, with such a gift. Oh, the mill idea went through. Don't snap my fingers, not for this one. The mill deal went through. The mill deal, the mill deal. Oh, the mill deal went through. The mills are already beginning to reopen and the paperwork to make sure everyone has a job has gone through. This will be a great start for Cullen. Page 10, it's been a hectic few weeks. Other people started noticing the weirdness here which is partially my fault. There were some logistical issues with the mills, none of the supplies and materials were delivered and it had been hailed up for weeks, stuck on a boat in the middle of the Pacific or something but every single person who would have been working at the mills turned up anyways. The story was the same from all of them. They felt like they had to be at the mill even though there was nothing to do and they couldn't leave until the end of their shifts no matter how hard they tried. It came up in a town meeting, Kate Massie brought it up, seemed hesitant at first like everyone would think she was nuts but as soon as she started talking, others started chiming in. The same mill story or about how they'd been unable to speed in their cars or even swear in public. People started to panic but I managed to reassure them that there was nothing to worry about that we were looking into it. Truth is though, even if we were, I wouldn't know where to start. Page 11, there was an incident. Simon Sackwell came at me in the street while I was walking with Clayton about the situation. Simon Sackwell came at me in the street while I was talking with Clayton about the situation. Ha ha ha ha ha. Yeah, chat seems to have died down a little bit but we're also in the, what is it, 90th minute or something? Yeah, we're coming up on minute number 100 and I'm in the home stretch of this sucker. We're gonna get there. We're gonna make it. Do do do do. Damn it, Simon Sackwell. We are up to minute 19 of recorded material for this. This is a long skip. This is longer than I expected. Started hurling abuse at me, said this weirdness was all my fault and that I'd damn us all in the eyes of God or some such nonsense. Reached into his pocket, clearly about to pull out a gun. I could see the handle. Clayton obviously could too. He shot Sackwell where he stood right in the chest. He just reacted, even though Sackwell could never have actually used his gun. I guess the same isn't true with police officers. What a waste. I've been cleared a state of emergency. It might panic people more but it gives me some interesting legislative power which I've used to ban firearms within the town. That'll probably rile up the gun nuts but they'll see it's for the best eventually. We won't have a repeat of this. Page 12, people started leaving. I wish I could say I didn't blame them but whatever happened to Civic Pride, loyalty in your home, did they not realize the things we could do with this, whatever it is? Over 500 people left in a week. I had to pass a law stop and get anyone else from going so now no one is allowed to leave the town. Cone will be restored dammit and I won't let any narrow minded fear get in the way of that. Page 13, Maulings came to me today and told me people had been whispering about going to the press or the feds or whoever else. At least I still have some friends left in town. I should have thought about it sooner. It's unlikely that someone hasn't blabbed about what's going on here to someone outside. Don't they realize what would happen if the government or the press got involved here? They turned Cullen into a circus. I've temporarily banned the use of phones and the internet until I can get a handle on things here. I'll find a way to set things right, reverse all these emergency laws and then Cullen will be better than ever. Page 14, a group of military looking people in black trucks came into town today. They started asking a bunch of questions. They're gonna try and cause trouble. I can sense it. Can't imagine there's much they can do though. The law is the law after all and all men must follow it. I'll ask John to keep an eye on them for me. Since the phones were shut down, I stopped receiving updates on the mill deliveries. Should have thought about that. I passed a law yesterday that simply read the mills she'll have the materials they need. Today, every one of them was fully stocked as if out of nowhere. The people have been turning up to work there for weeks now. So at least they will have something to do. Hopefully this will be gonna turn things around. Page 15, John said there was middle two. By the way, at this point, I'm pretty sure that I've forgotten what page I'm on so I'm just saying pages and at the end I'm gonna list like page one through frickin' 20, five or something because there's a lot of pages. They really cataloged this guy's descent into tyranny. Really, really well. Page 15. John said those military folks were the edge of town today talking to someone on their radios. God damn, interfering, not irritating. God damn interfering sons of bitches. I'll pass the law banning anyone from talking to people on the outside at all. So hopefully that'll solve that issue. The mill seem to be working. It might be my imagination but everyone seems happier. Apparently everything they make is getting shipped somewhere though no one knows where or how but there's always plenty of raw material for them to work with. A few more weeks of this and things might be able to get back to normal around here. Page 16. Had a meeting with that military lot today. I'll have to have a word with Sandra about why she booked that in. Anyway, they came in here and started demanding information about all sorts of things like they had any kind of authority in this town. I told them they shouldn't just left well enough alone and mind their own business. They looked at me like I was nuts. The conversation was a bit more cordial after that though. Nothing really came of it. Drapped. Running, running. What page was this? Page 16? I think. Page 16, yep. All right. The conversation was a bit more cordial after that though nothing really came of it. They're gonna keep interfering. I can feel it. I've told them all think about what they've said and I will, I'm not an unreasonable man. But I've been given a unique chance to make something of this town and I won't have it wasted by small minded military men. I agreed to a short meeting of getting closer, almost there. I agreed to it. It's my own mind and military man. I agreed to a short meeting with them again tomorrow. Give everyone time to process the other's views and all that. Maybe I'll be able to bring them around but I doubt it. Page 17. As I expected, the second meeting with that Swarsby fellow went nowhere. He demanded that I reverse all these laws and let the people abandon the town. I told him I would do no such thing. I wouldn't be pushed around by meat headed military fools. He flat out said that's military fools. Flat out said he's gonna be a problem. Judging by the look on his face, I think he would have shot me right then there if he was able. I'll have to think of a solution. Obviously I can't just leave them running around town doing whatever they want. Who knows what trouble they can cause. Why can't they just mind their own business? Page 18. That bastard Swarsby and his friends nearly started a riot today. Riling people up, some nonsense about human riots and boats of no confidence. Don't these people realize I'm trying to do what's best for them? How can they all be so blind? Well I'm gonna put an end to this once and for all. First I'll get rid of these interlopers and then I'll see what I can do about this talk or rebel again. Cullen is a good town, damn it. And I won't have it ruined by the ungrateful attitude of people afraid to do a hard day's work. End journal log. Analysis shows that almost immediately following the final entry in the journal, a new entry was added to the recovered documentation regarding newly passed laws. The final law added mandated that all military personnel leave the town immediately. The prevailing theory is that due to this final law directly contradicting the previous law regarding the ability for people to leave town, the end result was a reality failure or restructuring event resulting in the loss of the town and its inhabitants and neutralization of SCP-3088. Waimea Ronson's house and its contents remained is unknown. Mobile Task Force Sigma Nine has officially been declared lost. Oh we did it, we did it. Pop, town gone. There we go. Mobile Task Force Sigma Nine has officially been declared lost. Been declared lost, poor saps. But at least, at least we made it. Okay, now we're gonna do up to page 25 just in case I need pages cause I don't know how many there are. Page one, begin journal log. Drap. Begin journal, this is three words. I can say these three words, I promise you. Begin journal log. Page one, page two. Page three, page four. Page five, page six. Page seven, page eight. Page nine, page 10. Page 11, page 12. Page 13, page 14. Page 15, page 16. Page 17, page 18. Page 19, page 20. Page 21, page 22. Page 23, page 24. Page 25, end journal log. Yes, we did it, we did it. I'll fix all that in editing but we made it through all the dialogue. Everything they said is done. And that brings us to a grand total of 24 and a half minutes of raw stuff. See you later, Russell. So that is the end of the raw recording. We made it out alive. Thank you guys for tuning in. Hope you guys enjoyed the show. Whoa, wore myself out. So I'll see you guys next time. Remember to like, share, subscribe, all that kind of stuff. Anything else? Yeah, keep a lookout for the release of this and the recording for the next survival guide as well. Peace out, guys. Cheers.