 here we are episodes 2 of the Resident Evil TV show that's like right after one that's how it works it's a mini-series released by Netflix hour and a half episodes it's all about this girl who keeps just getting into these dastardly situations where she's got to kill Zambos of course it's a wacky situation I didn't hear either of you Wacky I said it was wacky you should have said it's so loud that Theo couldn't have drowned you out at all that's not difficult Wackenheimer's wacky um yeah that this one as we saw begins with the whole town having been infected of raccoon city oh wait I fucked that up how can you be a city and a town Jesus lucky I don't do this professionally so there really isn't much of an intro to do here other than just like let's just go you know it's a rollercoaster I we kind of mentioned this before but it's an interesting choice to go with apocalypse for chapter 2 of like 7 I guess we're establishing the apocalypse so that all the I guess all the subsequent movies take place in a post-apocalyptic world I suppose so they're getting a they're getting the apocalypse set up it's it's very good that we got all the backstory before the apocalypse for all those characters who are dead now it's funny you say that because the third one's called extinction and it's like really well if the apocalypse doesn't get you the extinction certainly exactly and so I think the first three are the closest to normal and then the rest of them start to go crazy like they're just off the rails completely off the rails so is everyone ready I'm ready excellent three two one go I don't account this again it's the Jebs I know you enjoyed this kind of stuff the budget for this film was 288 million fucking hell I haven't even seen it and that's insane are you sure it wasn't like 288 that's what it says the thing is I do remember this one being like a significant jump in terms of like Jesus Christ they got a lot of what they're doing like like it's a whole city this time and all kinds of new characters and everything's going on wow I'm telling you numbers like this I always remember Joe cost like 80 million or something guys I think umbrella is up to no good good guys every one of them opens with her like recapping it's literally previously on resident evil TV oh now zombies got out okay oh I guess it's relevant that you remember that guy yeah yeah having bacon yeah he had a little cry really hard to like string the plot together and make it feel that's really struggle to have a plot I agree yeah I don't want to say cohesive whenever they make a new one they're Like oh, I got to pick up the tatters from the previous ones ending and try and make it into a movie And then they finally do in a vague way, and then they end their own one all over the place They're like next guy can clean it up Wait a second, where did all the weather go? Wait a second That's just a green screen No, you may have thought things will go bad because of the name of this film, but you don't know What a dick kid Yeah, it'll be fine. You just have to time getting it right. Oh, wow Guys don't do it the zombies. I hope they have torches Do you like how the budgeting no night vision goggles is like the mist and everything. Yeah looks more cinematic I don't know how to explain it Virus contamination guys torches flashlight There was a big breathing sound close the door Oh Oh, that's a lot of dots. Oh, it's in the yellow. Oh, it's in the red Why why was your sensor a rectangle like do you mean it was it like detects a corridor? It's like well, you think that your sensor would be a flashlight in your eyes Yeah And they wouldn't open it too much. They'd open it a little bit Well, you wanted your 288 million there. You're getting that helicopter in it The thing is these monies these monies made so much. Wow. Damn That kid was unfazed by those cars like he was just like I need to live on my fucking I'm pretty sure it's the same deal as transformers where they were just like Here's all the money make us more money with these movies. Yeah, it's like, okay It's a billion dollar car. No questions. Well, I don't know why they stopped them to be honest with you Also, he's a Charles Ashford. So the guy who plays Ashford is an actual actor and I don't know how nice in these films Money I forget his name I always do You are dealing with something that has never occurred on this planet before Excuse us, sir. There's been an incident. How bad is it? Yeah, I know I'm on a wheelchair. Thanks for reminding me It's been taken care of sir. What are you doing? Look, you don't understand. She's already left the school. This is kind of rigged, by the way Yeah I wouldn't do that Oh squirrel Corral Also, this awesome text on the screen ship, man Does she look familiar? Oh my goodness gracious. Well, she's She's the model for the red queen. Yeah Totally, they don't really look that similar if you compare the faces Well, that's because the ones from the last movie didn't really look You're all going to die down here I don't know if we ever get a reason for why this happened. By the way, I call it remember It's just an accident. I think it was just an accident Maybe in a later film is the driver of that thing or something Wesker They don't clean up things like that Honestly, I'm pretty sure it's just it's because it's part of the plot that they need to go save her. I think They might try if she is be clever It's y'all suspended disgraced She would cut that out of the newspaper her own disgrace and like She's proud of that. Okay Uh-oh things falling apart I like in movies people are clearly turning into zombies and they're like, but what could they be? Oh, what are you doing? What did you guys arrest them and bring them in? Oh, geez Oh my god, they like brought them in handcuffs and everything and they're just hanging out Oh Give me a gun and your badge. Oh no the pimps horror. Thank you so much. So that was I mean, I'm gonna be honest It's nice that she's you know Not retarded everyone else is though. Maybe that's not good when a character's only not retarded because everyone else is arrested zombies Whoa Uh, that's a matrix Wow, he was inside that speaker. Oh, there is He's really tiny Project alice activation initiated. Oh my god I just like How the project name is just her name Oh tits. Yeah, we have season tits wombo People yay movies Yeah, we might get to see some cooch Oh, I couldn't oh no, we saw this bit already movie. I'll see this part again I'm okay with this She was like do I have to do a nude scene and they're like, uh Technically no I think she does them a lot in the residential movies. I'm starting to remember that now Maybe she just likes being naked on camera and that's what gets her off She knows that a lot of people are gonna see and are watching I get that I get that I feel like she's nude and basically every single film she ever did though Like fifth element, you know name three times she showed up We know because right here resident evil Name three more aren't resident evil or fifth element the dead speak Oh, I didn't hear you in the last episode of I'm glad that we I'm glad that we are of similar minds. Yeah You know at any time I could just google mila kunis naked She's not mila kunis No, what she's mila jovavid mila jovid, whatever Maybe you could google mila You dude, you are welcome. Maybe you are welcome to google mila kunis naked. You're welcome to do it Did you mean mila kunis nude? No, I did not Oh, wow, well, we can't show that on evap Oh, I know another film. She's in monster hunter world I think she'll be naked in monster hunter world Oh, I don't know is she still good-looking? I don't know. She's like a million years old Oh, no, I should have just taken these off honestly. Oh, how terrifying the enemy's chasing her in slow motion I know, you have to see it for a skirt. Well, low fps, I guess I wonder if that would be creepy or goofy to have like a ghostly enemy that's just low fps Oh too bad Oh no She kind of deserved it for taking so long with the code. Yeah, learn to code Okay, they're gonna shoot her is what they're gonna do That's a lost cause gents Shocking how they're catching up to oh my goodness You couldn't hold the camera off the side of the building. They're super slow run around. Is that the cop from extraterrestrial? No, you have to corny yourself. Oh, look how cool this is Wow this guy this guy is too good He's not even aiming Is that hux? No, I was lucky. Okay. I just don't check him. What? Uh, I guess I guess you could kick it in the face that kills him. It shouldn't be dead Obviously, we're not zombies like what no, she's been bitten. Oh, I guess so. Yeah. Yeah, we have an antidote. They don't Oh, wait, well, they don't have an antidote The wind must have got her too, why did we need to pan over? It's important that you know what happened to her after she jumped off of the building because Anything I thought she was just there Oh, no Shoot him. You know, it's gonna happen. Shoot him. You know, it's gonna happen. Shoot him. You know, it's gonna happen Shoot him. You know, it's gonna happen No, he's a loved one don't shoot him Shoot him, you know, that's gonna happen Oh my god, why are you people so retarded? Choke him out Like she's the only one that actually shoots them. She's like, yeah, he's a zombie Well, she didn't shoot him when it could have stopped him from biting someone else You should have got out while you have the chance These are our people, Jill No, he was white. See you at the gates. Oh, no. Our men are still out there. Just do it I would just hit the gas. I'd be like, fuck, yeah Yeah I like how he's specifically here just watching over this because he's the main villain ranks. How will we know otherwise? Quarantine area due to risk of infection cannot be allowed to leave the city The situation is under control. Please You don't look under control. What country are you from? China Please concentrate go to the other camps. I just want to be clear. You're not going to push the wall down And return to the city That seems like a Please He has a deep voice. All right, we're leaving. We're leaving. We're leaving fine. No, wait, hold on. Oh, okay Yeah, that's our countdown. They're going to do a fascism read. Oh, no How is not running at that point? Whoa? Wow I mean if they didn't walk away, it's just They're just warning shots. I guess they're shooting above. Yeah. Get the fuck out of here. Steve, this film is good Well, it has the guy from the mummy in it. Of course, it's good. Which one friend and frazier. Oh my god, they got him for this That's crazy Frame rate shot I can't see that they're not wearing makeup or only like five. Oh, do you mean the guy with the sword from the mummy? Yeah, the with the the tattoos under his eye. Oh, is that the magi? He's the guy who jumped out of the helicopter him right there. Is that the same dude? Yeah Please check because my brain is not fit in those faces together Believe it. Are they at least shooting their heads? No, they're not nobody wants to oh grenade Oh, yeah, that's nowhere near you for where you threw it. Yeah I feel like you should have just had the grenade be CGI. It would have been really hard to notice Our evil plan is going right to plan some Okay as an off-road wheelchair Use that. Do you know how a nuclear fusion reactor works? I'm not leaving without my daughter I'm sorry truly, but the city is sealed She may have survived the crash, but we couldn't find her anywhere Even if she was like wait, what crash the risk of infection is too great You must understand you do what you have to do Fucking hell his glasses are tiny They are really tiny lenses Jesus. Well, you have near-sighted and far-sighted. Maybe he's narrow-sighted I don't know if that makes you Are those crutches there to mock him? Accessing web Scanning access granted. I don't know what any of that means, but okay. Wait, what? What's happening right now personal locator? Seriously those glasses man, what the fuck If you spot anything in your peripheral vision you have to move your head every time I feel like you might have to move his head to read a page, man This is fucking intense hacking music He's definitely not a zombie Yeah, if you're gonna do a hacking sequence you have to have the character say I'm in I'm in Wow a gun store that has a touch that's interesting It was a gas mask. I like the amount of gas mask representation that's been in these movies. Yeah Oh, no Also that sound effects The Will sound cute I guess as you're calling So I guess is this gonna come back to bite him So if they injected her with something to turn her into a super crazy amazing something Then why didn't they just destroy her at the end? I don't know. I guess we'll get an answer. Maybe Yeah, there is an answer. I'd rather a surprise here. Oh yay. That means I know it's gonna be good Oh, I thought that was coming from the computer at first. What is this? We'll build that little 3d back, but they were so happy with it. He used it after all Let's get under. Oh, yeah, that's right. We can just walk away from him. Okay No, there's a dude back there. Yeah Jesus got a sword and shield See how it just they clearly got more budget Oh, definitely like this is an actual place I'm hiding here. I think it's big Okay, just cool it Calm down the gun down. This is Jill. That's I'm LeBron So Does the raccoon city police department have any comment on what they say raccoon not raccoon. It sounds bad Oh, this is a camcorder. It records things any of us make it out of here We'll use that for the cover that looks great. I only have 17 minutes left. If what yms said is true We should see some special effects in that camcorder, right? You justify it being shittier Here you go alone Let's split up What's up with this Tomb Raider outfit? Isn't that hero outfit? That's yeah, she wears the same outfit in a game. That can't be right Listen, she looks like she does. She's pretty hot. I think old Resident Evil fans were happy to see it I don't have any. Oh, that's gonna be a zombie. Are you all right? I don't have any of these those shoulder holsters. I should get some because they're cool They give you cool points for sure. Yeah, definitely and especially if they have the magazines on the other side, too Like leon scott kennedy I'm walking into this room. It's my sister. She's not well Maybe I can help Wait, this has been going on in this church while the other guy was here this whole time Oh Oh, what an unfortunate time for her to break out That setup and payoff was just That was full circle in 12 seconds. All right Well, all right the zombies. I forgot You see, it's hard to remember these things Man, let's kind of see even more stupid than the last ones Well, it's the thing. We've got a whole city of humans to kill now So It looked like it was about a quarter in It's kind of shaped like a crucifix. It makes sense. It repels zombos Oh, we get to see the the the new budget. Yeah, the updated liquor budget Oh wow already looks slightly better Show it on the camera first Well, I mean that's just what we saw earlier, but also on the camera now. I mean if ever It's gonna be Why are you running? Why wouldn't you stay with them? It seems like it was a good decision. Yeah, as humans are in biological If they didn't do this, we wouldn't have a movie a scene where the ginger gets eaten by the zombie frog The zombie frog That's sort of what it is. That's what it looks like. Let's hop it around. It's bouncing around That's totally what it is. I've just never realized. It's definitely a zombie frog. Oh, no I'm gonna look up at the last second and it's gonna jump on him or they're turning the zombie frog Oh my goodness gracious Leon s. Kennedy and jill valentina should team up I wonder how many like Guns they actually have as props and they just pass it between people at different scenes I don't even know if you remember this right but leon is in this franchise. He does eventually join Oh, no, I didn't know that. Oh wait. Yeah, I'm pretty sure he does the first one We get is chris redfield though and the person they chose to play chris redfield makes no fucking sense at all Because she's like I would actually argue she's kind of perfect casting for jill valentine This chick here. Yeah, she's she's not like the worst actress ever and uh, she looks She looks the part Well, what a waste of ammo Yeah, I guess Glad she got that revolver to just empty it We also get clear redfield. I'm so excited the series is so full of twists and turns Thank you. Yeah, I like the religious themes of them being in this dark church. Yes surrounded by predators Wait a minute Does this place smell pu can you really be surrounded by one person rags? If it's if he's fat enough Oh, I think he knows you know He's looking right at you. They got us boxed them. Oh, there is more than one What are we gonna do leave? Let's go. Oh That's loud. Also, was that gun not ready to fire? I wasn't about to ask the same thing But it's cool if they load them before shooting them in gun noise. Oh gun Well, they definitely look better than the first movie Oh It's on fret Are they gonna say are you ready for your last rights and then shoot them? Do it Because as we know rags, if you'll deliver your last rights, you will definitely die. Oh, this is fantastic Why are you all being slow to turn around? Yeah, I like that's the definite improvement over the last film You're out of ammo. Why uh, well then we know how about that then someone else? Oh my god, how did she possibly Oh Wow, she saved the day. Oh, this is so badass. I can't believe a church. Let them do this Oh, she's like awning I love it. Yes. Oh, look at it. Wait, what is that? What? Oh my goodness. What's good? Is she gonna get that state? Oh Look at that This was the one I was thinking of when I said this film How did she know to do any of that? Oh my goodness You shouldn't cross her See rags should have made this Yeah, it should have made this Luckily, I carry a spare shotgun It's like a gun, but worse than basically every way You didn't even try this. Oh, whoa Yeah, I don't want to shoot in a pump action with one. Um, when you have a noodle arm I'm gonna like really have a kick back like me. Yeah, it's not gonna. It's fine. It's just gonna be uncomfortable Like this guy already Yeah Oh my god, zombie horse. No Yeah He crashed because of that distracted by zombie tits. This guy's arc is terrible. No, he just reverts and leave How do you write? He's the most he's the most reliable character in this whole thing so far. Oh, yeah I can't believe two women showed the world their tits for this film. They were probably paid well Yeah, they probably well. No, let's calm down. What do you mean this 300 million this film was made? I don't know. I feel like What an interesting mix of weaponry if you have going here, why can't they all just shoot? Oh Okay That guy's dead I do why? Why not? Why? It's too late for me. Yeah. Oh, there was only three. You didn't have to do that That's not what grenades do You know what's so frustrating you play resident evil for all five When you have like a gun that can shoot semi-automatic of any kind and you can kill like a million zombies Yeah, that's the thing That guy's please and in this you basically just wonder where the fuck the bullets went. Oh, they didn't seem to give a fuck that That just happened Oh, well, you oh, why do you just stand there and let him grab you? You could just run away from them Those are trained soldiers by the way. No, they don't they don't even know they're just actors They know what it was forward. They don't know what is behind left or right I don't know if they know what's up. That's one of those question marks. We have about most factions Also, I wanted to comment more on the fact that she threw my motorcycle into a liquor and it went directly up Like they just shot up like a rocket. I don't understand Oh, that's probably a good place to be there might be more of those That must look very not fake. There are more we'd have seen them by now So you know what they are Why did you put that on to fight the zombies it's zombie fight now What do you think I'm doing he's wounded the infection spreading I'm fine. Does she know he was bitten rather than just hurt? No If it comes to that I'll take care of it myself Yeah, that always ends well in these movies, doesn't it? Yeah Yeah, huh as you wish This is a reporter bitch. She's like, I don't have a gun We were poor ones. Just like Jesus Christ. I hope these people are stable like I don't have to end up with the crazy ones What happened to you? Are you just like a bitch now? You really cared about that random chick from the last movie. She's hardened veteran zombie killer now and it's kind of like, huh? Okay. Oh Oh No, how could that have possibly happened? You see it's turning the dead into the undead Are they not in coffins buried beneath like six feet of dirt? Well, they're digging through, right? They're digging through How does the t-virus get on them? If the air it got into the oh my god, they're gonna get surrounded real quick again I have guns. However. I also have this foot Oh my god, check her out guys you have guns No, we have to do this for whatever good those two Oh my god, what is this? I don't even know what to say. What is this editing? It's like it's making my eyes It's making my eyes They just fucking cut away every single seconds It's funny because you can't possibly know the stakes in a fight like this You're just waiting for the the field to be like right. We leave it down. You're like, okay Why did you just leave to begin with? And of course it never addresses the biggest scandal in raccoon city history Which is where the undertaker was only burying people six inches under the dirt with no coffins. Yeah with no coffins I thought that was good for environment Imagine being a zombie waking up in a coffin. You're like, what the fuck is this shit? What do you eat stuff? Activate nemesis program now. Oh, how bad is this gonna look? I remember being so so I do remember people having big issues with we'll get to that stuff Norma sis You know, you guys are next to a burning car Oh No, randy's dying. Oh, hey Oh sweet box and full of vaccines just for us those props were fucked up Well, do they obviously we're picking you up if they were dropping you supplies. Yeah Wow, they just showed up here Well, you know hospital that will be helpful for their friend, right? I guess but like I guess this Not exactly secret lab, you know this hospital looks so fake Yeah, I was about to say wow, they let a hot a hospital let him shoot in here and then I was like, this isn't a hospital What is this room? Where is this in real real? I'm trying to figure out where in the building this is Is this something like a like a community center for it? Why is that one open? Wait someone. Oh, it was it was a drop for nemesis not for them Oh I remember weapon cases these weren't meant for us Oh Oh, by the way, that guy did got wait. We just got fit. I'm confused wait Wait, who called bit just then? Oh one of them Maybe if they weren't doing these slow-mo two-frame Oh You missed you're loading rounds into the chamber one at a time It's the sniper from team fortress two How did you not see the he had those bullet sounds my hat for wearing dude? Wow What a crazy good shot Yeah Yeah, motherfucker, please look my shit is custom Why didn't you use those earlier? Oh, yeah, that's right. That would have been oh schnizzle Remember to aim for the head there sniper man I don't know shoot it In Venice it's like this is a weird day. Yeah It's a very old star's guy hit the fucking head hit the fucking head Yeah, shoot him in the head. Your accuracy is like shockingly good. Yeah He didn't need to move from your static position there. Oh, no. Now. It's the fader Why couldn't you shoot him in the head? I feel like just shooting it with bullets would kill it. It should because he's literally flash They're stars. They're the best No, I'm playing grenades guys. Yes. Yes, it's head head and grenades What happens if you shoot it in like the eye? That's why I'm wearing one of the mouth. What if you blow its head off? What happens? I hope the pimp lives Well, the thing is he's a job creator. All right. He's good for the community individually. So surely he'd know He's only killing stars. There you go Yeah, because he was marked a civilian so he's fine Wow, they all died They're all useless. Wow, they're the best. They stood there and died from that minigun. There's no defense against a minigun. You know that Oh, okay, there you go. That was he's like a terminator. Okay I guess no predator. That's what predator does Okay, I like the the horror the horror film trope of the black guy always survives exclusively Mm-hmm After being in these movies, I barely feel human anymore I think she's pretty happy with having this as a huge vehicle for money-making and yeah, I guess so now I think about it. Yeah, and she's moving on to who knows how many fucking monster hunter movies they'll make Who is this? You're calling a public paper. I can get you out of the city Are you ready to make a deal? We have a choice Not if you want to live beyond tonight. No, I'm thoroughly distracted by his glasses every time I see them Yeah, those are bizarre I want to see them even smaller just because everybody's every scene. They're just slightly What's he want with his daughter? He's trapped in the city. She's hiding out in her school We find her he'll help us escape the perimeter according to ashford umbrella No, they can't contain the infection raccoon city will be completely sanitized Precision tactical nuclear device what yield five kilotons doesn't matter That's my addition. It's like a nuke what yields. It's like you really use go a big one Boom and everything's like relative to us one. I don't know the number. It's enough to destroy whole cities No fucking way would they get away with that? Correct. It's the government, man Cover up Down at the nuclear power plant Okay, so that's not how any of this works So what do we do now? I think we should be out of here by sunrise. Why is there always an infected one on our team? Wait Summary is ain't gonna wait. I feel something in my weird mesh. There's something down there I don't see anything. Oh my god a blue arrow doesn't alter the fact that there is something down there Weird thing to say Oh All right. Well that solves that issue. What a shitty death Wait, what? You know what that is? I can't believe they just killed that guy that way. That sucks. Wow like, okay. Damn Just after I said they haven't infected one Geez, I wonder I forgot that's how he dies. This is what we've been waiting for So, yeah, they've been they built these two to fight each other before I aggravated What's their superpowers other than being like choosing I guess weirdly good at stuff. Can you shoot the fucking head? Fuck me Oh, well like what was her plan running towards it? I think she's actually like a superhero now Yeah, yeah, she's a superhero. She's been I think she's been injected with t-virus But like it doesn't it hasn't done evil things to where it's done good things I don't remember why though. Oh, okay Like oh, they don't large lards pretty well. Yeah, I think we're gonna show Yeah, yeah, right the rocket like Dante Oh, you can do it too. Oh, oh, he's so heavy. He crushed the car Man this sucks all of a sudden Yeah, he was pretty good with it I got the scientists are going. I don't know what we expected I think it was just going well, it was pretty fun I guess Good work at my feetsies She'd break something there or just surprise motherfucker Oh my god Oh, I'm glad this plastic bin protected me from that rocket. Yeah, RPGs are just not that powerful I know it's technically impossible to shoot a pencil shrek from an enclosed position Don't read the fucking manual next time and you won't care so much Oh, why it'd be funny the text just when she ran away if I saw there was two rockets left and 2,300 something rounds And let's get laying. I just like how he awkwardly tried to wrestle his little RPG out of the hole. He's like Oh, that was her finger on the middle one. You can't flip people off fix it flip off powers activated I'm sorry about your friend Yeah, me too. He was dead before we knew what to think Is that difficult to get out of course here we go Shoot him with your gun You might want to get the gun. Yep, there you go Oh, wow without even looking. Yeah, impressive Can't believe he followed you all the way. Oh, he's not like grenades and shit. Do you want to see a ammo and weapons there? Yeah, even like a canteen bite won't stop bleeding. Oh, he got bit We're expendable. No, we've just been expended but not to us I like that light. We're expendable, but not to us Some random person's calling that cell phone. We better go and check it out Come on best character get him in there Take his guns with him. Oh, this is my guy's gotta sit in the back. Okay, I get it Oh, he's put them right up to his eyes now It's so tiny stuff This is what you get serious business. He pushes them right up Have you like the frames would get in the way of what you're trying to look at all of this? I want desk bullshit to somehow edit it so that they're really small It'd be on the canine unit, of course. What if raccoon police department used to raccoons instead of dogs I Got these kids go to school in a museum Forget it. I'm not going out there by myself I could go with you I'm great with chicks the first floor you Take the second I'll take the basement. Do you know how this works? I've never shot a gun before try to hit him in the head Well, you haven't explained it. You never did so. No, no like here's what the safety is I was gonna say like you don't say aim for the head you say. Oh, so this is how you load it. This is So this is a really small gun. It's going to be very difficult to shoot almost impossible for you This is the safety you have you can pull the trigger eight times until it's worthless Yeah, um, throw it at him. Don't point it at anyone. You don't want to kill Keep your finger off the trigger until you're ready to fire always assume it's loaded You know what just give me the gun I'll say he he picked up his guns, but he never he didn't take any of the other guns They were armed to the teeth in that fucking place Hell yeah Also, I don't believe the guy with the hat died. He's seen he clearly jumped out of the way. Oh the sniper Yeah, I know I wanted him to hang around just because he just looked interesting having the hat and the attitude and the sniper I believe they have an attitude sniper man in um, oh, wow, that's why Why? Because it's So did you get the call? Oh Where did she come from He say that as well if he really wants his daughter's like by the way, there's gonna be other people there Do the same thing so like team up It's okay. I'm not trying to do anything like Dude, why the fuck did they send her on her own? I've never shot a gun before she's gonna here's like a really tiny one and it's Oh, she looks so pathetic Yeah, the actress is doing a good job. Is that CGI blood? I doubt that they've got so much money to spare I think that's makes me think why they were um the little handprints with child size There's gonna be children zombies How many times are they gonna do this? All right, we know it's a zombie one for each character Oh, that'll come from yeah, where did they come from? I mean, oh, you could have done this so much better. It's really creepy that funnily enough Game of Thrones has the best version of this a bunch of children eating. Um a person In the city of blood, this must be something I should pick out but this blood I should investigate I'm infinitely abused by the fact that they were like go over there person who has no fucking clue what the hell's happened She died. Oh, well, I would feel I would feel responsible for her death Oh, hey, oh, wow. You're the one who survived. That's fortunate Are you? Wasn't a cockroach in the beginning remember that one good thing. Are you angela? Yes. Oh, are you fucking really? Wait, wait, what? Holt is why Wait a minute. So this is the room that the woman got eaten by all the children. They're all gone Yeah, oh, I guess they're it's a roaming it. That's how children operate The operated pack the operating packs you have the alpha bully who leads in the mall. There's other not zombies. They're just hungry They really did kind of kill that woman feel bad. It's okay, honey. They're slow. We can run around them. Maybe walk around them. Yeah Shoot it now Shoot it. It's not moving. Well, it is different Oh Oh, yeah, well in the last movie they shot him once and they died. So what but those aren't bulletproof Whoa, dude, that's fucking hero shot Wow, I can't tell what's going on Stay, why did you pull out your pistol for that? He said stay rags Oh Today left us for dead in this place now. I consider myself He's becoming less ginger as time goes on. It's Junofeff. That's your serve Oh, man those fucking ninja dogs What no help him just help him. I've got you just because it's a dog. Why didn't you just help him? Yeah, there was nothing there was no way He's literally dead because you were right. You were right. Wow, but he was cool. Wow I'm actually pissed off because he helped you and then you just let him die Wow, fuck you. I hope you die It's made stupid about the fact that he was like go help the girl. I got this like what do you mean you got this You're being pounced on by a demon dog. Yeah, I could just kick the dog like he's looking at me Why do they keep killing people in lame ways give them cool deaths for fuck's sake. Yeah, man Wait here. I need you to be bait. Oh, no, it's it was a spooky Yeah, because he needed to be there ninja lunch ladies, I guess it's been really easy to break mummies next Oh, no quick. There's dogs. So we're trying to kill us turn on all the gas Oh, she swung like really pathetically as well. What is it with women and swinging things? Whoa, misogytisms. Well, if I get a third example, it's not misogyny anymore I carry matches with me. Oh, it's like amnesia. Did she flicked that with her thumb? Yeah, that'd be tough to do Well, yeah Whoa, how far did you flick that? Oh my goodness, dude Also the fire totally went in front of her face Also, this is because you let that guy die jill. That's what you get Yeah Well, she just saved us. So we don't need to know each other That's why I didn't do anything for you Fuck you jill He sucked jill. Fuck jill. You kind of let a lot of people die. I'm gonna be on Are they clones of each other? I don't think so. It's funny. You say clones though rags Because that might be relevant eventually. Oh my goodness gracious Those are some weird hickeys. Yeah Are you giving hickeys to like? That's an advanced lunchbox It's the antivirus the cure to the t-buyers. I thought he made it for me He's sick. I think I'll get sick too He found a way to make his trunk. That's unhealthy. Also. Yeah, so Like he designed the t-virus because he wanted to try and prevent her from getting a like degenerative disease There you go Get out of my house What where is tiny glasses? Look, he's acting. So what you're saying is so what you're saying is this this is a really stand-up guy Yeah, apparently do to save his daughter Really? No one. Yeah, I got it. Thank you. Damn Jesus Christ. Oh fuck. I'm sorry Oh, sorry, I was cool. You said stand-up guy. I get it. Sorry. I was watching the movie honestly Okay I was genuinely I was distracted by his tears in the flashbacks. I was like shit man. He's he's not only a good actor Oh, yeah, he's dead How did he die? Tell me how we died don't tell me how he died When were you bitten three hours ago? What? Dude tell me black guy is not the best character You're gonna say it's like you fucking Oh, that's awesome Why does it have to go to city hall aren't they like at a big school? Well, I'm I'm thinking that the nature of helicopters is such that you could fly to almost anywhere you want to Do Dude, he did the villain turn around. He was just a good guy. You really thought I didn't know don't close the laptop. Don't do it Uh, it's good. How could you? It's a sony vio. No Yeah, like he just opens it back up like Infinite amount of time man Jesus christ, yeah, it took him ages to give him the kid be far. Yeah Wow, they got a big helicopter to this movie With their motorcycle elements I hope the black guy lives. He's cool. He's like me. He says the things that I'd say Oh, he's gonna come through them. Oh, he's broke his neck. Oh, oh shit Man, those those helmets into shit One of those people were there to like actually pick them up Also, if you kick someone in the helmet, I feel like You know Wow, holy fuck. There's a big sniper. He's got a big old gun. I said weska lock lock Huh, how'd you get up here? Well, also she was a second late. He would have killed him. Yeah Um, that's not look cool. That looks great Why do you need to run down? Wait, I don't I don't think momentum works like that, but okay I like how low they all just wait there too none of them are actually oh Around not my uh see through shard. Whoa But I didn't do anything he has a motorcycle helmet on Okay also Like what is this? What even is this? They were told they were going to be picked up in the helicopter And once they went there and immediately started killing it Hey, they started it. Oh I've been looking you see when you smash the visor that means you've killed them. Yep. Yeah. Yeah It's well known. Stop do it. Wow. I get the knife. Wow. Everybody's throw knives Take their guns. That's even more. Oh, there's more guns in here. I'm 16s. All right Man, I wonder if Nemesis is gonna show up soon. Oh, yeah, that's right. He's in this film Isn't there a pilot in there who's like, dude, what the fuck? Oh, we're still doing the flashback shit, huh? Every time she sees a computer monitor We saw a flash of Our time before this Anybody knows that we have hurry actually slow this down Uh, my shirt or oh, oh right Oh, hey, oh, you're here. What do you mean? What's the roll? He's got a gun Wait, how the fuck did you do that? Wait, what? What is that? I didn't miss you. Where did you? Like our nemesis is chill too That was so that was so sudden Yeah, so I remember this being I remember this being the thing that fans of the series did not like the oc from You know, the creator is now going to battle one of the most well-doughed enemies of resident evil So someone I wanted to point out actually was the action scenes. This is so stellar in in these films You can always tell exactly what's happening. You can always Understand the stakes if you will so a fight between these two. Are you guys excited? I'm not really with guns would have been way worse. They go hand to hand Okay, well, I guess What the fuck He was so important and so valuable. He was a valuable asset to the corporation Literally the person she cares about the least Why wouldn't you shoot anyone else? He didn't shoot the pimps What's going through the pimps head right now? What's happening? I wonder if I'm expandable Okay The only thing that would have been funnier is if he had shot one of his own bodyguards Oh my god, I'm already dizzy Oh stop I think if they'd filmed this In like a normal way, it would have looked really bad. So they decided Right, I'm like locomotion and the guy inside that suit can't fucking see Yeah Oh my god, this camera What's happening? I don't know what the fuck is going on This is an amazing piece of choreography because how many cuts there are Oh, yeah, if we can name all of these shots, it becomes good 97 cuts in this fight. It is amazing Stop it. You see how Paul W. S. Anderson captures the action He captures the momentum Well, I can't imagine why else they would have hung on that shot I like how they just cut back to this guy looking concerned These are what scientists do is like I just fight I guess with your fists. What what what? Wait, why why I guess to because he had a weapon and that's not fair Why is my one sided guys they treat these things like they're so much more durable than they actually are Dude she's 360'd him twice and then a third time Bulletproof, so what do you think this will do anything for it now? Remember me I wanted to say like I love you Be good It's been a couple of hours. Why are you dating someone else? Please let there be a tear please let there be a tear. Oh, I'll have a tear of happiness Finish him Finish it. I said finish him Is he gonna shoot him once with a pistol and he dies? Don't you understand how important you are to me? No, I don't know who you are, but you Somehow you bonded with t-virus and the cellular level What what the fuck you want us to do with them? Dude you consider me not the future of humanity wow Wow, okay. I have one eye and no lips What took you so long buddy? Yeah No one's gonna mention nemesis just walking around there. Wait you do this now ours Well, those guys should not be standing so close. Maybe I'll get my tear Quick shoot him with our guns I guess maybe they're not both profess. I guess you can't control nemesis anymore for reasons That's the thing the t-virus made his heart grow three sizes Best payoff I gun they shoot him, but eventually he does actually fall over he's like fuck I do have a health bar Nothing sees it. All right Oh, oh, this will create a cool shot, right? Wow They fucked up so many freshly built community colleges for this movie Oh Good thing. They're not firing. Yeah, I guess that is much in it They thought that was fucking cool. That's that's not a payoff. That's just them being stupid Yeah, so she drops it, but then she doesn't Oh, hey, I guess I won't shoot then man. He must have taken ages to level over here Dude it's like tlj. Oh god, you got wrecked She got wrecked too. Yeah, everyone's getting wrecked. Ow. I would call this a draw Oh, no zombies are coming. I can't believe I'm happy to see zombies I know. Hey guys, what's up? See me you guys in a while You shouldn't have to convince him. Yeah, he's like i'm on board with those Oh, well fucking sausage fingers Yeah, I think it's that they made devises a sweet heart as well Already here because it's a pity. We don't have a resident evil like superfan In this selection that couldn't explain how sad they were at every one of these movies Or maybe they're they're really really upset that we don't like it It's no way. No, I bet there's a fad of the games. I don't know if there are fads of the movies. There's no way Yeah, you go Oh, no, now we can just run away from the zombies and get hit. Well, there is a nuke coming. Yeah If only it's ever some way to get an idea But don't shoot the head do not shoot the head Oh, no, remember me, bitch. Give me a kiss, baby I can't you shot me instead of the random pimp. Wait, hang on. Why is he as happy anyways? He just he got shot, didn't he? Well, he died and then he's a zombie. Oh, no He didn't get bitten or something. You don't have to get bitten to be a zombie Fine. I don't remember the little girl being in the next one. Does she die? I hope so Uh, you know, I feel like it would have already blown up Yeah, it took a really long time It's very slow acting jokes, but yeah, we're seeing it in slow motion. Oh, this is why it was so expensive They nuked a whole city to make this. That's what they're looking for Real dedication to the craft Um, I feel like you did that close. You're probably doomed It's like in one of the games like when a nuke just explodes right behind you What? What the fuck? What the fuck is that? Oh my goodness What the hell? Oh, we were fucking setting this shit up for another sequel so hard Yep Hey, there he is the Inklan. Yay I think he's a bad guy like for the rest of the series now Fetch the medical team He's dead. What about the others? No other bodies found sir You ain't looking too good It's a shame that that pipe killed her We have unconfirmed reports of disaster at raccoon city. How the fuck is this unconfirmed? All right, now it's time for our sequel setup. Oh my god, we're getting weird Oh my god snow clones. It's not oh Snow clone see I would reference alien four first myself I'm more like perfect No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Snow clones. Snow clones Hey Wake up Can you hear me? No Can I have a say? Oh, okay. Bye Okay, she's unconscious again Yeah, did he? Oh actually, I didn't have that grin at all Nuts large nipples no right it's cold in there what I guess yeah that's that's she gets naked at the beginning and end of every one of these both physical and mental are developing at a geometric rate geometric geometric rate so she said like they develop into like shapes and one of the ticking things standing blinking do you know what that is check check it's a pen yeah I know you see we're being very condescending soon you try hey right remember he was the bad guy in the first Tomb Raider yeah he was yeah his whole shtick was throwing knives into people we got to watch that too there's so many things to watch can you remember anything she fucking gets a dose of amnesia so my name is Alice is that what's gonna end the film my name is Alice my name yes is Alice I mean it is your name also I fucking hate pins oh dude we just work here I don't even what's why are you mad there was a guy with a gun on it what's he doing oh I remember this I'm looking forward to your reaction to this folks request immediate backup how did she get that far without any okay I'm not even sure what that was I can't remember like why she can do today oh look at that guy's nose did you like kill everyone okay level six authors oh I guess he's fine level six authorization I like you didn't hear their lasers turning off new new new new um so they plan to do this when she broke out or I don't know I like it to pin became a soldier yeah it's compelling character ox what is I think it's more of a character jacket lime it's a character spaghetti this play thing are you leaving with our top secret she's looking me with I'm scared let them go okay done done done done oh you hear why she got umbrella eyes wow he was looking right at it when she did that why are we talking about this now guys Alice is acting weird she's not responding to any of this right oh I guess she gave up on that question so did he okay bye honestly I do I do remember thinking that the third one does not account for this ending very well like when we begin the third one a lot of this stuff is not answered I don't think yeah of course certainly not in a satisfying way what if the world is actually a big umbrella umbrella satellite of course I mean the shock is that umbrella and satellites directed by like there was no that's much engaged for the end credits I did look it up a few minutes ago it was 288 million for the whole franchise oh yeah I was looking at the wrong wiki page I apologize that means that for every expensive scene I see now I know it's one less coming up it is it is 45 million for this film okay hmm this was what 2004 2004 yeah it got a 20% on rotten tomatoes as well what do you think first one better or second one better second one second one's better in in in funnies for sure there's no competition I think I think the next one's in the desert right yeah it just I think the opening they say the zombies took over the world and everything is desert now yeah yeah the apocalypse one happens after the one called apocalypse called extinction Theo it makes sense all right okay I see and then you think well how can anything come after extinction well the fourth one's called after life so get fucked oh man brava insanity definitely so good oh I I just I so enjoy these films sniper bum homeowner all the woman suit one two three four under gaudy hooker so yeah that's like this is Mallory's fourth grade class they're just the crazy eights because they're eight years old I get it yeah yeah I like how that room was empty when they showed up again kids getting a shot the whole thing is strange because apparently the girl was in there the whole time to I guess she was just trying to avoid the zombies like don't eat behind the desk was it because she was infected already that is that how it works zombies don't eat you if you're infected the first one the blood on them and they were like all crazy and shit we love blood hmm you see blood she should have kept that cube man if she just kept the cube stop no the cube one-shot kill bullets practically worthless but the cube one-shot kill I bet it's not we can't even get within 10 feet of the cube mmm so rags in the future films there's even less plot I don't know about less like the plot just starts to go nuts like it's just less sense the insane it was actually like progression of events in this that attempts to try and make sense in some weird way I mean I guess it feels consistent within its own universe to a point but it goes like each movie is more and more and more yeah I don't think they did either I think after the first one released they're like wait it made money oh shit and it completely diverges from the games they totally play the people enjoy the insanity part it's like the Fast and the Furious franchise I think it's gonna be a ride yeah that's the second one what yeah what a thing that was thanks for watching bye it's a pen what'd you bring me