 It's this family friendly No way I Am Helplessly addicted to tears of the kingdom right now. Oh, sorry. That's not the right console And I know we all are addicted to tears of the kingdom right now. I can't stop playing this game It is so there's not a word I think a word needs to be invented to describe the magnitude of tears of the kingdom I'm gonna come up with it right now on the fly. This was not pre rehearsed. I hope I come up with something good it is Wow, it is so fracked barring good I'm also loving messing around in this game and building weird and wacky Things and we'll get to it But the other night I decided another way of getting around Hyrule is just Truck if there's one thing I've learned about my time living in the United States of America It's that trucking through the open land of It's that you gotta take some Sometimes you got to get on up with your trucker buddies. I made a truck in Zelda You can't even see link here. It just looks like I'm playing truck simulator But I don't just want to look at wacky things I've built I reached out to you guys on Twitter and asked to send me your funny builds or just things You've seen online and we're gonna look at a bunch of them today. This one is called a small boat Just a little I could have It's just two logs in a couple of fans. Yeah, it's just a boat guys. I oh Sorry, I was just Zoned out playing more tears of the kingdom You might be wondering how I have so much free time to play the game hours on end or how I'm managing to stay fit And healthy in the meantime. 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All right, so it's few mine carts Attached together by a tree log Oh Oh There Oh, what you can do that you can cook on top of one of the dragons What a scenic way to make a stew done by me I love this because it's the stupid things my community has made I want to look at some of the ones that have blown up online, but I want to see what my community has done Okay, I don't Why are there wheels on top? The wheels on top seem kind of useless You could have used those for that though. Did you you need perpendicular wheels? You need wheels everywhere Yo, I love the creativity though. That was really clever. Oh man Seeing what people have built make me so happy. Oh, whoa Wow, someone out here building a freaking Gundam. No way. I need to do this Whoa, that's so smart too to zip up to the driver seat. No way Yo, this is actually Nutty, I mean once you're flying it you kind of don't see the whole thing. Okay. Whoa. Whoa Oh, it's got like like automatic lasers on it. Yo, that might be a little spoiler for me Oh, it is like locking on and shooting things in the air But also automatically picking up the items that you get too. Oh my god aerial assaults I mean, are we playing tears of the kingdom or are we out here playing star fox Do a barrel roll another one Optimus prime This game is so it's it's the stupid in the bed. What was the word I made up for it vlog No, I don't even remember if you can't have fun with this game. I think your imagination is is is I think you have I think your imagination is poo poo. I think you have poo poo imagination I will admit if you want to go back in time to 15 year old me playing my favorite zelda games and be like This is zelda in 2023. Just no context. I would probably say to myself Okay, I think it's time to find a new franchise to like because they clearly ruin this one And I don't want to get to attach to it now. So I think I'll become a mario guy I'll ask him. Can I see the new mario and I'll see odyssey and be like, oh, yeah, that's the mario I like I can't I can't wait for that. I'm gonna be a mario guy because I don't want to play gundam zelda Little did my little stupid idiot brain know that it would be the best zelda. I already got here just a simple Broken But didn't really all right. You lost one You lost one. You know the thought was there this game is one of two ways and that's usually the one that goes for me All right, we're flying we're going up. We're spinning around. Yo, we're doing a loop Oh, can you oh, I was hoping he was gonna stick it The whole thing would come back around he'd land on it again and keep going. Is it a plane? Is it a rocket? Is it superman? What are you? What are you making here? Clearly struggling with the The rotation mechanics Oh, no. Oh, is that supposed to be a person? Did you just set the pee pee on fire? Wait, are those fans butt cheeks? I think the fans are butt cheeks. I think do we have to blur this out? Is this family friendly? Oh, no, so for reference here, we have the classic scene from austin powers I forgot how ridiculous that scene is Yeah Yeah Yeah, turning in this game isn't exactly a strong point Everyone's done this one of the first things everybody did was strap rockets to a mine cart and a mine cart to a weapon And a mine cart to a shield. We've had a lot of fun with mine carts Oh my god, uh-oh, uh-oh Whoa, yeah, it didn't really work out for you. I did it some guy made a website hosting all of the oh, that's so funny Oh, that's like a fire tornado. There's a how to make it and everything. Oh, this is very similar to what I made Oh, it has a video too. Oh, he made a pickup truck. This seems like a southern song That was terrible that was you can cut it zack you can cut it. It's fine. All right. What else have we got over here though? Oh, you're taking that guy for a ride. You got a passenger. Oh I hope it drop him Drop him. Nope Oh, he's he had enough. Oh good. Oh goody. Here it is You know, I will give this credit actually from a comedy standpoint This clip is perfect. The balls are bombs very smart But the way that they shatter everything except the head is so Beautifully comedic and then to have the head face first in frame on fire And by the way on fire because the tip of the pp snaps off This could have been a more perfect video clip for humor at what point should we stop asking if and start asking why Oh my god. Yeah, why? Oh, that's why When that battery kicks in and you see this start to take off like a jet And now my guy is too creative for the amount of battery You have the blood moon over the top of this makes it even more demonic sandy scott My guy, you have some things to work out. Oh, no The amount of cork abuse in this game is so unfortunate and I'm not not at fault I was trying so long to build a flying machine with rockets to get over there I just couldn't make it work and then eventually I was like, what if I just strapped a rocket to the guy All right, we're good. It's good chat. It's all good. Say hi to your friend for me It never gets old for me. All right, but yeah, what happens here to this guy Oh, wait, why is there a bomb rocket at the top? Wait, wait, why did you put a bomb rocket at the top? No Oh, oh, oh, no, no, no, no. I like the self-awareness of the person playing to be like, I'm just gonna stop and let this happen Don't do this to corks people. No Why you're spit roasting them. That's so cruel. Oh, it's a whole montage of things No I just I feel like some people really enjoys out a different way to me You know what I mean, it took me longer to figure out ultra hand than I admit What did you even attempt to do? Dude, you're evil You're evil for this the only thing this needs is the blood moon behind if you can time up the blood moon. That's horrible For a second, I thought maybe it would propel you over and it would be a happy accident Actually, now I think about it That could be an interesting way of breaching gaps bringing a giant rock and just dropping it on a platform and just I kitted this wing with the firepower of a small country. Oh Oh, it is burning through those batteries so quick Tell me how this is zelda Oh my god Some of y'all are deranged Is anyone actually even playing the game anymore like with swords and shields and and and arrows and Adventuring the way that we're supposed to or is everyone building battle bots. Oh come on. What is the Stop No Stop You're kidding me. I have to try this. I actually am speechless at this one You have found a way to kill a high note with a giant rotating floating penis. Are you for real? This is zelda in 2023. You don't even have to swing a sword. Dude. He's already in a car He's already in a car. You don't have to do this This is unnecessary You're spending you spent more time doing this than just hitching that cart You know what I would have loved, you know how the speech bubble comes up when they're close saying it's my friend Oh my god, I mean here's one thing I've I've coined on my playthrough if it's stupid and it works It's not stupid. I actually have been trying to beat this dragon Link is a god in this game. This is the most powerful link There is no way there is any argument that matpat or anyone else could ever make that any other link is more powerful The things that you can do in this game Kim showed me this one. This is one that kim showed me I will probably get demonetized for the music, but it fits so well That little guy is just out of there. It's all poor little korok kids. Oh, no, this one's gonna Spin around, isn't it? I know they're not real, but neither is rocket in gods of the galaxy 3 Doesn't this break your heart as he's flying away. He's like, thank you for helping me find my friend Oh This now this this I like this is what gets my brain gears turning. This is very smart What I don't know. You could do this wait. You can wait What I have so many questions the way that he's tapping it. This is like a hack almost I've got to try this Well, you remember breath of the wild where even like now on our timelines will get I had no idea you could do this in breath of the wild as a video And then you'll see something you've never seen before there are things people are finding out about that game still today And now with this game that it's like five times the game all these different things you can craft and make and and stick to your Weapons and different effects. We're gonna be finding things out about this game 10 years from now 10 years from now We'll see a video I had no idea you could do this in the retro game tears of the kingdom And then a bunch of comments will be kids being like, oh, that's one of those zelda games I remember when my dad used to play those it's a shame what happened to nintendo My dad said I've never been able to look at me and moto the same way since the allegations That took a weird turn mistakes were made. I mean, this is looking sick so far Yeah, this is fine. What's wrong with this? Oh, yeah Oh As much as I do love this country and I am a proud member of the united states of america now I am a citizen. Yes. Thank you if you didn't know. Yes. Thank you I will say it's very telling when you see a tick tock that has american flags on it And the content of it is a small plane strapped with bombs. Let's see where this is headed Okay, there was one that I did see in here that I missed today somehow, but someone made a lawnmower I love ones like that because it means nothing. It's just so silly before I get out of here though I do just want to share the love of some of my highlights real quick I showed you the truck that I built. All right. We're gonna build a semi truck We could put some supplies in here and see if we can carry them to another location. Now. We'll seal it up. That's our cargo Oh, I think I was a little too rough with my cargo. I don't know what's actually going on. Okay. I need to be more gentle with the The beat-em-ups ratmobile semi truck Carrying fruits and vegetables for the gore and city folk. Let's drive this soccer into town And drop off our fruits and veg Rolling on it Run and we're not in any way a hazard to the environment So this is what I'm talking about. I fire you in zelda. Sorry. I'm not playing zelda right now I'm playing truck simulator 2023. I also tried making a really fast motorbike Oh wait, wait. Hey, that actually kind of works I Yes, yes Oh, it's actually pretty fast. I mean, this is the way to get around. I just need two wheels And a steering wheel a pona. Who am I right? And then I wanted to try building a uh, like a jet plane Like a big actual commercial airliner situation and it kind of worked Just like the Wright brothers in in 1867 We are setting out on our first flight Oh my god, my battery's burning so quick Oh my god It actually does fly And it's honestly kind of book in it It's kind of book in it And I can shoot that guy from it too. Oh, that's so cool though All right. Oh, can I kill this thing? Come on. Let me kill it. Yo Oh If you guys have more clips you want to send me Please do I'll react to them again in a video if you want to keep watching me play through the game I'm still playing through it on twitch There's a lot of game left to play a lot of streams to be had twitch.tv forward slash beat em ups Come hang out make sure to check out the sponsor of this video And hey, again, if you had a good time hit it with a like and leave a comment down below Let me know what you're loving about zelda this game It's so good and funny and fun My god, I could watch these clips all day. I might actually keep watching them