 Vandalorian Well, here we are everyone the we made it Isn't it strange you anywhere on after that last episode? What's gonna happen next? Will they be more characters? No idea. Yes. I think there will be Characters and they will both suck Potentially potentially Three new characters that will all suck We're overdue for a proper cameo aren't we well we got perching that was kind of like a cameo That was episode three episode four. We didn't have any cameos It's true one episode without a cameo is pretty wild So for the state of Star Wars, we've got an entire episode without a cameo What oh my god, what the hell do we do? They have like a glass box on the wall and someone smashes it and like Floney presses it and it breaks and the button goes We are we are and then so it's right looking like a cartoon character drops in going to do do do do I always love. Oh my god an ugly cartoon character. Thank God. I recognize you from the show You're here to save my investment Well, that'll be what everyone's waiting to see that we think of the attempt at telling a story while keeping you Invest in all these Star Wars stuff. That's what we get in this episode. I'm sure But before then Looks like we're gonna be jumping into a bit of episode three comment showcase. Well Are we allowed to do that for mandolorian, what do you mean? Why not? I don't I don't know. It's fine I'm I just wondering if it was allowed did it last time. That's fine. Then you remember Yeah, the old man brain I really like that the sequence with him trying to touch the mountain peak her telling him about it showing Him something he wanted him getting up the courage to reach out for it only to be shot down by the authorities Which it was clear she was setting him up for it was a neat little episode in a scene version of their whole story Yeah, pretty much it's it's so strange, but unironically That's like been the coolest Star Wars thing that I've seen in a long-ass time The peak of the mountain on Curacao is just a little tippy top poking through that's legitimately the coolest Star Wars thing I've seen in a long time regarding this comment This is the kind of thing that could be an accident, but with this episode. I think it's totally they meant to do it I think so, and that is that's really neat. I think that's a really neat thing that they did Yeah, that little microcosm we had fun robots. We had a mountain. We had glowing ice cream and the juggling robot Stills we learned more about the new republic in this random out-of-place episode of the Mandalorian than an entire trilogy of movies Yes, just in minutes you can just tell us stuff. Yeah, we gotta do that just hasn't been much of an interest in Pretty much anything else to meaningfully explain what the new republic is and how it functions And yeah, so even even doing that for like 15 minutes It's up giving you more material than we've had It was nice for our brains to just have some of the chew on for once instead of just laugh Like it's oh my god I love that when we cut back to Mando There's a scene outside the cave where he explains everything we already know and then this a scene inside the cave We repeats everything we already know we could have just jumped straight to him handing over the water to the Armourer to test and nothing would be different. The scenes with the Mandalorian driver just on autopilot. Yeah Complete time was just repeated information and what a Waters din jar and has bathed in the living waters. I was witness I am broke a ton. It is insanely slow There are so few things to explain and it has to be elaborated on again and again and again. It's like a John Wick script You're not allowed to say that. Oh my god. I take it back. Say it again I I meant I meant it's a different Make the cool John Wick not John Wick Mandalorian sound effects so that people After book of Boba Fett was interrupted by season 2.5 of the Mandalorian the Mandalorian season 3 is interrupted by Pershing season 1 You floated that idea more that maybe because they had to put those Mando episodes in book of Boba Fett The flesh it out that's what happened here You needed more so they just they did the Pershing story. It's like a substitute. We'll see It's just a better picture once you see the whole season, right? Well, because a problem that we that really became clear by episode 4 is what what are we doing? Like where are we going deliver a thrust of any kind for Mando? What is Mando doing and it would be like if this was the kind of story where nothing really happened People just sort of went around and did stuff, but the people who did the stuff Right interesting in fun and the action scenes were really well done and there was some Every once in a while like I'd be fine with that There's something to be said about the prison sequence in and or being its own story with a beginning middle and end that isn't Necessarily directly connected to the main story and yet that's one of the best story beats in the whole show I have someone that bounces off someone else because they're different kinds of personalities That'll be enough for me just that just that alone Like if you had two characters and one of them was sure maybe a bit more stoic But you know it was like a warrior sort of type maybe like a Drax kind of character You know he who kind of opens up every once in a while once he gets the nose Pete no people and the other person was like Ascension sapient creature that could speak a language and understand what was you know told to them And they had their own perspectives to give that that might be neat Remember the prison heist episode they gave us billbear the like fast-talking gunslinger with the Clancy Brown There's like brute devil man who just fucking hits people you had the girl who fun enough is this that actress is in John McBor she's the Russian family boss piss yet. She was really strange I can't remember much beyond that characteristic. She was just strange She had knives then you had obviously Mando being who he is It's like this is this is a team of four that whenever a situation presents itself They moment may all have different ideas about how to solve the problem or you know like they're killing people and Mando's like Oh, man, I don't know about that killing. I don't know but that's like that's something a hot beat of some kind I'm gone that for a while. I don't even like that episode. I think it's bad It's just you know cuz remember they had the robot Richard Iawati voiced him. He stayed on the ship He was hacking things. It was like he was pretending to be TV show wasn't Look here's these characters is interacting with each other. It's like what characters give me give me more of that Anyway back to me. I will always find it funny How they have for some reason made Bo Katan a good person despite the fact She was introduced as a member of a terrorist organization that essentially forced Ahsoka into slavery in the Clone Wars Geez the problem with that is that they don't tell us any of this at this show relevant Bo Katan like was helping out Darth Maul, right like in doing some crazy stuff I just don't like that history. Yes. I don't know what This one gonna none of that is in the show that she made nobody talked about anything. She hasn't talked about it Nobody right when this is a day for loaded creation and he made the Clone Wars Does he just not consider it relevant anymore because oh well that was like 20 years ago in timeline So who cares try and give people a little bit of a bonus history Even if it is a part of the same continuity you try and go like you have a character sum them up Well, you say something about the things they've been doing lately considering the love there came came here so much like that You could have just to the flashback with Darth Maul or whatever. Yeah, I guess it's kind of odd And really we don't here could maybe talk about it and you know what that may still happen in this season We've got four episodes left three four. We got four or we're half way Oh boy, so exciting the potential it is truly limitless as many of us have forgotten Mando actually is capable of swimming as seen in the episode where he meets Bo Katan when he jumps in the water after baby Yoda and swims Back up only to be blocked by the gate So I don't even know how he sank at all let alone that fast So yeah, I didn't recheck the scene, but I suppose that is what happens Yeah slipping is like when you fail a QTE You feel your character should be able to do something get paralyzed. I mean you just you can't you fail the QTE This is what happens now you rolled wrong and so this is what this is being explained is happening to your character There's one person on the end or writing team got lost and wanted into the Mando team Yeah, I can see that I Can imagine like the the actually adult You know is just walking around and he opens the wrong door by accident And then he steps into the writer's room for Mando and it's just a bunch of drooling Dorn obliques, and they're just like and then they say this is the way He's like He's like Leonardo da Vinci Transported the time machine to the caveman days, and he's trying to explain to them like what narratives are So I was curious to check the writer's work That was a mistake What do you mean so he's got his one credit on Mandalorian's like all right And then he's got seven credits of writing on the book of Boba Fett. No How Great question The one guy just try every day he'd go in He's that character who's always like damn I keep telling you guys and no one listens to me And you just won't let me do my thing and then he finally gets his chance and he makes this thing and it's actually good And he was right the whole time When's the championship basketball team? Oh, hey, man If he's written for two Star Wars TV shows then he's set to do the next Avengers movie soon enough, right? That's true. Maybe this guy whoever this guy is man I hope you get I hope you get to just write just write the whole thing. I'll just I'll just take it I'll just take it you write it specifically More interested in how you wrote The Mando episode not the Boba Fett stuff. That was awful never do that again Just realized Mando goes to Bo Katon saying he's gonna go to Mandalore and asked about the mines in the same system as Mandalore Then goes to the outer rim where Tatooine is to get the droid then goes back to the Mandalore system I guess it's just no place to get droids Mandalore system You have to go to If I need a droid to do some atmospheric testing I don't go to like literally anywhere else No, I go to Tatooine to a dirty shit hole in the desert to talk to some scam artist To see if I can get some atmosphere testing robot. Yeah, I do this one might say yeah, you trust to something But why why does he not trust anyone else in the galaxy shit and she also steals from people so fuck it anyway Do you guys want to watch an episode of Mandalorian? I would love to I'm excited Edge of my seat ever since last episode. I'm also on a seat right now Oh, it's past Vizsler You can't ask people that yeah, what we did this this was crazy Oh Cuz it's Star Wars, dude, I'm so fucking done with the blacksmith lady I hope she's like that stormtrooper she falls into her own blacksmithing it just goes The worst thing we intend is to bow down to yet another far off bureaucracy We're getting a lot of flashback here. Well, this is get into the point Where it's just like so if you want to just watch the other episodes that'll catch you up okay, I Remember I'm guessing we need to get serious consequences now for the pirates The thing that grief cargo said definitely won't happen. It'll be afraid of me. That's what's going to happen Oh Favorite shod moss man. Oh, yeah, well, what if I go really fast? Yeah, yeah Leave it to a show that people praise for being like a western to take all of the tension and excitement out of a gunfight all the time I missed the same back in the dumb ladies in there now. She's got her own little she's so cool I want to I want to figure in a What is even her name? No Let's move the trade district closer to the shipping terminals Let's just move a district closer to this. I'm really good at my job I'm totally worry will be faster. Like has the bad boy drinking again? Oh No, is there a crime go backwards there a crime only he can solve. Oh our giant ship. What took him so long pirate It's pirate Lord Gory and shard spaceship. Wait. Why would the pirates be here? Oh, right? Cuz we killed a whole bunch of them. I begin negotiations. No, no, no If we buy them off that'll set a bad precedent. I know off would be well. I mean what if they bought us off? Yes, of course. Yes. Does he have like an army or military of any kind I'm assuming not a good You have a gun you could point upward, you know, wouldn't it be interesting world-building to be like Oh, this ship wasn't designed to be an atmosphere because now Shit-tun. Exactly. Yeah, but the voice sounds like grief. Gaga killed master of the Nevada Oh, that voice does not fit him at all. The lip-sync isn't great either And I know he's a puppet doing the open clothes, but it's a little hot. Yes. It's like an actual PBS show Don't mistake my hospitality for weakness. Is that what you call gunning down my helmsman? He shot first Oh Now I will shoot First lame. He's like no, I have a right to I have a right to get you because of what you did It's like but he shot first. It's like, oh, yeah, well, I'll shoot first now No, none of that made sense. Navarro is now under the protection of the new republic Why wouldn't he lie about that? I don't even know I Guess you have no reason. I mean might as well, but he knows that'd be information Well, maybe I'd be like a bluff. He's like, well, actually, no we are your charts at a date Yeah, you can't bluff your way out of this one. I thought you hail me again. You hailed him though Did it the thing again? Seriously, I don't know baby. I don't know. Yeah, he was being hailed Don't tell me again You're being hailed Damn it. He got me Holy fuck. Well, there's gonna be so many dead people. Now. This is what we call All because you wouldn't let him drink in a school Magistrate should have tried a little bit harder to negotiate No, but he said if you kill them all then they'll go away. That's what he said I won't abandon my city won't abandon my city instead. I'll stay here and die So he's gonna ask the Mando's army to come in and save everybody, right? Yeah, probably And they don't have any guns. They really don't they don't have a gun. Yeah, the bar has no defenses apparently Why wing I know them no, no one knows what a Oh, it's not gonna gonna be a crazy old Australian guy here who has a prop airplane with like a biplane And he's gonna be like, oh, I can get you across the desert. Why? Lively chatter is happening. Oh, it's that guy Message came for you says the show sucks I think the last time we saw him he was talking to a Gina Carato character He was alluding to her like history So I kind of remember what this guy's character even is if he has one is the like Republic guy who just shows up Every now and then yeah, I'm an Eric One ship Oh completely defenseless planet is about to be taken they surpassed our defenses, which is this gun on my holster And for this the Coruscant they haven't returned in dispatching weeks They're swamped and I'm just gonna have to go there and talk to them myself Okay, so the the message got to him from Navarro now he's going to take a trip to Oh, so maybe that was the cameo for this episode. But yes, I guess he's always going to Coruscant Okay, so Navarro's fucked. They are currently under annihilation. This can't be like a oh in a couple of weeks We'll send a unit. This could be weeks later months. Maybe I don't yeah I don't know how long it took him to get here days. The assault is over Oh No, no, no, do not put any more stuff on that part of the desk. That's my work area. I know that actor I recognize him from something too, but I'm not sure what I think he's the principal in something Oh, I mean girls. He was the principal. Oh, that could be it. Yeah. Yeah, and you are Carson Teva a Delphi base Delphi You're a long way from home. Oh, don't tell us that tell us it was really close I know a Delphi. Wow. You must have stepped just just left your neighbors Navarro I haven't heard of it. The high magistrate of the capital city sent me this message You should have emailed me. He's like when was this recorded? He's like three months ago I'm going down to the commissary. Can I get you anything? You spent some time in the autorem, right? Have you ever heard of Navarro? Wow, you can't just ask Oh I know what that that look means now because of episode three. Yeah They're not a member planet. What does that matter? We can't leave them defenseless. They left themselves defenseless The military budget was that gun. I don't think that this is an isolated episode I think that's a bit of a leap really because I'm hearing Moff Gideon never made it to trial never made it to trial We have a structure now. I work in requisitions So let's focus on what you require Wouldn't you say that if we don't deal with the pirates that will embolden pirates to keep attacking people? I think he said they got a lot of stuff to deal with what's more. What's more important like this Like can you send a couple ships? They just like shoot a missile at it just in one x-wing to hyperspace into it I mean, I don't know. I actually think the the requisitions man is kind of reasonable He basically said that we've got a whole list of planets that need help And the ones that i'm dealing with are the ones that are actually a part of the republic The navarro hasn't joined us yet. What is the point of having planets beyond the republic not them being priority, you know It's hard to understand What he thinks the situation is like does he understand they're currently being bombarded by guns at the moment like right now Or is it just like hey, we're in trouble here And it's just I don't know like we need help because he didn't let the message finish And I don't think grief kaga made it clear enough in the message either. I'm not sure if he did maybe he did I don't know We're literally about to die We're all about to die I look man needs to make a better case for these events being connected He just says they are because they happen on the same planet That was actually gonna ask what are the world made of think they were connected And is that the only reason he wants to do it as high priority is that he just thinks something weird's going on Yeah, that's not good enough. That's that's legit. Just not good enough. That's definitely not good enough Did they not have vehicles that they could use? They're just wandering the desert. That's what they're doing. I'm the mayor. I'm still the mayor By the way, I'm still the mayor did the pirates not see the escape like that. No, what a stupid fucking Yeah, go out into the desert live like the fucking tusken raiders The ultimate victory. All right a third of you will have to be slaves now. This can't be the whole town Man, I really regret coming to Navarro I don't know why I did all right. He is going to get the mandos. How does he know? They're in hiding here. Didn't they say like nobody knows they're here Boop boop boop boop boop. I'm sensing Mandalorians on the radar. I tracked plot armor. And this is the greatest concentration of it in the whole universe The hilarious of the crocodile or he's gonna snatch that and then Yoda shows up and he has to lift the x-wing out of the water This dude this guy being here. They have to leave now. They can't stay here. This is just yeah, it's done. Hello This is the way hello He could just land so comfortably and none of the man Like Yeah, he specifically knows the cave where they're hiding. Yeah, so incompetent and stupid. Oh, they're really visible You could really see those. That's very easy to see Clear out blue boy. Hey, did you found my cave? Oh, is that the way they defend the place clear out? No, well, no republic is cool How did you manage to find us? Mandalorians pride ourselves on our secrecy. You can't pride yourselves on anything, but you suck at it Fortunately someone I served within a rebellion is amongst your ranks. What? What Entire covert will now have to relocate or we could kill them. Well, no because they There's no reason to think that the information would have gone back to the republic already. It's too late This whole place is compromised now. If you think this is a secret this guy's gotten here. It's too late Joe, it's a fucking hollow message. You have to leave. I'm gonna do I think I'm gonna use my pistol and shoot all of you Have to leave the island I was gonna say island no planet. Well, just the medallaries are so shit. They just show up at their cave I just can't get over how funny that is They're about to blow Navarro to hell. They're about to blow Navarro to hell already did And calling a strike. We don't even have ships Of course it doesn't care. Is this guy so obsessed with this particular mission The new republic has to know that the empire is growing again. This has nothing to do with that But he'll be right something doesn't smell right We saw it all happen though the pirate king was just mad that he couldn't drink in a school You say it so matter-of-factly, but it's true. That's exactly. Oh, here we go. Hey bow Hi there I walk like this so that my arms don't constantly bump against my pistols. Yeah stick out so far. Do you have my word? I will not reveal your location. That's shit. He's already come here. All the information will go to the I'm I'm I'd be surprised if he's not even allowed to make this trip without it being like logged Now many of you don't know grief cargo What are you burning? Where did you get that wood? I'm fucking serious And those that do fought against him. Oh, yeah grief cargo is one of the many people who shot at you guys back in season one It's interesting. They remember that actually since then he's had a change of heart Since then he's had a change of heart and has risked his life to save mine As well as the foundling in my charge. I don't care about the foundling though None of us do we've been entertaining you this whole time But like we have to put our foot down. Is he holding the stupid blacksmith hammer? That's her emotional support hammer Is the talking stick talking stick? Yeah, I have the talking The enemy that decimated this very covert were imperials He's trying to recover from the fact that grief cargo shot at all of them Do you remember why that happened because mando welched on the fucking deal? Yeah, he tried to steal back the the baby and keep the money He's a prick so the mando's are gonna resettle on navarro. Yeah, good idea because this place is compromised Does anyone else wish to speak? Oh my god, is that actually the talking hammer? Oh my god, it is. It's like a preschool. You guys are so fucking pathetic I do. Oh my god. Are you fucking kidding me? I was there on navarro that night No, but he likes mando now. Yeah, you saved my son. You're a good man I saw many die to save the life of this one tiny foundling. Yeah, it's like it's not my fault, dude Mandalorians have to die for this random creature in a robe All right, because this is the way because this is sad and then go Come on, I'll do it because we are Mandalorians close not quite say this is the way no I have had my disagreements with this man, but he risks his life to save my son Isn't that like what you all do? Aren't you all risking your lives for each other all the time? Isn't that just what you're supposed to do? You don't get like special things for that Man, this guy's going full on with the team mando, huh? I don't care. I don't like it. I mean it's like Pretending to be there it is. There it is. He's at it This is the way You ever spent a cold night in a cave burning mystery logs and wonder you know what this way sucks Well, you wouldn't be able to say that because you need the talking hammer Is an independent planet. It's that very independence that makes it appealing for you to sell really It's the place where they all got killed before Hiding in the sewers now you can hide in the sewers again No, we've got this stupid fucking rule the only one mando can go up at a time. That was a god. Look at the city Look at my man, Christ I he I look I'm gonna say it. I don't think I don't think that he's gonna win reelection Oh Wow, I was literally serving that to you. Yeah, that's just food guys. Why are you kicking the food to the floor? What's the point of that? I don't like food food sucks and is i have a pirate side. I just hate things There's some frog a lot. Look we have frog school. Yeah, we drank at the school This is just like old times except it's destroyed Oh The sound oh, no, it's one ship. Oh, look a single fighter and then this dick gets blown out of the fucking sky by this ship There's a star fighter of our port bow. Why does that matter? Wow, you guys react fast. Why aren't you just instantly shooting any fighter that do they don't have turrets you? Oh, they do have many right? I do remember. Yeah, I could I thought ships can detect fucking when another ship in the area comes out of hyperspace You can that's literally a star wars rule that they've established sir for detecting a massive object emerging from hyperspace Why was this so surprising to them because I like the shit And they're all gonna miss forever by the way, of course, of course bold of you to return. Oh, it's that guy He's so gonna die. You wouldn't shoot me. I've got a baby on board It says a sticker on the back of a starship. Why would you shoot? I don't know Thanks for your help mando. That could have been sarcastic. Thanks for the help dude How the Damn this one ship that's going to destroy our entire operation. I really hope they don't have a second one The coast is clear. Ah, god damn it. Oh, but what about all the other On the bottom are gonna shoot you all you would have thought they'd want to drop all the mandos onto the main corset Of course, but now the corset is just going to blow you all up with its big cannons Well, that's the thing. Mando's one tiny ship is going to annihilate that corset. Okay Oh If only we saw them. Oh, I got the max. Oh, no, I had a Look that was so unnecessary He's inexplicably impossible to shoot with everything. He's just oh, they're gonna go into the canyon, aren't they? Oh, we don't have to follow him. We just go back to the ship and wait They'll never be able to tag any of you ever How did you not notice there was another ship because you know, he would detect them earlier if he was looking out the window and They're fighting in a canyon like Jay said it's the land's asteroid field You know, I don't think I'm a good enough pilot to drive in this canyon. I'm gonna go up here. Yay Hey Possible ambush take cover. Okay. That's an interpretation the rat in the tree tell us Why are you guys there? Why are they not using the high ground like literally landing on rooftops and looking down? Yeah, I don't got it. That's too smart. This is star walls. The high ground is like 10 times damage Oh god, everyone sucks. Who cares if they tag him anyway, we just go We're gonna see a single Mando die, do you reckon? I don't know Oh, I want to get hurt like you'll get shot in the ankle. Oh Well, I look at your armor though. Yeah, I did his armor, but that one had a lot of force and he spun around Oh, look, he's here and that means that they win now Tonga standar with his And that person where's the uh, where's the blacksmith's lady? She needs to be killing everybody with a hammer the fans of blacksmith's lady need to see her hit people with a hammer This is so lame. What if we just walk down the middle of the street and shoot them all That's what always is that's that's action Oh my god, that's they must have brought that because this was not a part of the defense budget Oh, I get fucked. Imagine walking out into this open courtyard I hope he died. I hope she died. He won't die. He's too important He's fine. Well, he needs one to jet pack up there and stop him, but they probably won't There's gonna be some other things. How do you miss? I don't understand. There's I just like, how are you so bad? Amanda's just gonna do a surprise attack and kill them all. Yeah, of course, and then it'll go Oh, literally that man, they're genius with these action scenes. He's like he's killed them all He's a better starfighter pilot than Anakin ever was. Yeah Oh The fans will love it. Oh, you have a hammer in time. You're so stupid. You could be using a gun this whole time. You suck Oh Wait, do you not have eyes guys like easy? There you go. That's nice to kill them all with their stupid hammer. I can't believe she brought hammer and tongs The tongs is especially like damn so I can grab them and pull them down with my tongs Like it's a salad bar in here. He's as well be like we're pinned down by that turret It's like, why don't you just fucking fly up and get it anybody? This is a whole city. We can literally go around it safely Oh, look, they've got their revenge now. What a heroic moment. Oh, what are you doing? What did you do that? Who even is that? You shot it with a blaster from the outside What was the rando doing? Now have you seen these guys they have the biggest plot armor ever you need to leave they're untouchable Why have we not been doing that? Uh, there's a whole ground battle that we haven't been participating Why are you shooting all the rocks? No, shoot all the people hogging the townspeople. He clearly wasn't anywhere near the townspeople Oh, wow, that was easy. I'm curious if this just lands on the fucking city and destroys the whole thing We did it. We saved the city The episode started. There's like a lady pointing a pistol at the back of the mayor I like that he's gonna try and take credit for this. Thanks to my stunning bravery. I called for help and that's what saved us Keep that in mind for next week's selection. Thank you to our fine mandalorian liberators Well, mandos just say this is our town now. I hereby cede all land from the western lava flats To bullet canyon. Well, you give us bullock canyon. You may no longer have a home planet. Well, they do actually Yeah, it's what I thought we spent like four episodes establishing that they didn't even think of that. Why aren't they going back to mandalore? It's not poisonous and start planting things in the ground building things We actually don't care about mandalore anymore. They established it was not poisonous and that was the only reason they couldn't go there We spend all that fucking time to have them live here. Are you fucking with me? Where's he going? He's like a real sad today. Well, it's because the actors can't fucking see where they're walking because there's Super dangerous Yeah, remember when we lived here and it sucked All right, how long is this conversation gonna go on for and how much will we gain from it? This was once the forge of our covert. Yeah, we knew that I have been to the great forge on mandalore And go back there now Ornate You like how she didn't even clear off the yeah And here stood a simple one yet. They were both forges. They were both forges. Oh, we really are sped it a while Christ They serve the same but yes, they're but that's why we call them forges. You dumb bitch. God's damn Remove your helmet But Do you respect my station? No, not even a little bit. Is this a trick? Is this actually a trick? You tell us all the people are you are you fucking with me? Why is she doing this? What's going on? This is the number one rule. You can't do that Why do you want to keep this helmet on? It's shit to keep your helmet on You'll not follow the way. Why would you want to? How come your hair looks that good? You've had your helmet on this whole time. Oh sweaty. It grows. Our people have strayed from the way We must walk it together. This is the way. Yeah. Why is she saying this is the way? Why does she get converted in like a day? We must walk the way together All Mandalorians so she can hang out with these fucking losers this bokeh time. She had a castle She had a life before this she had a castle and a blue robot I was taught that the missus or existed only in legends and yet You saw it Yep. Yep. Yep. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Say something interesting Maybe if anybody slipped in the living waters, they'd see it too. It is a sign that the next age is upon us It's a sign the next age is upon us Mandalore must all come together And there's no bearing on the sequel trilogy whatsoever About Mandalore being important or anything You've been in two. She's grouped Uh Because she saw a mythosaur apparently wow that was a fucking snails that that was uh That was a long conversation where virtually nothing was accomplished. Why did she talk about the forges? What did that have to do with anything? I don't know Because did you know that two forges can be different but serve the same purpose? Did you know they're two different books? You took the helmet off you bitch We hate you now, right? And then the forge lady goes. No, I told it to and they're all like what is there going to be a big Unhelmeting we get to take our helmets off. I'm spartacus Okaton creases going off to bring other Mandalorians in exile to us. Where do we start looking? Aren't they as good at hiding as you guys are because if so I'll need an afternoon When did you change the rules? Yeah, you could just Change the rules just because I wanted to make sure she could have like face time. Yes. Absolutely. Yes. I mean, that's exactly why But I think it's fine. We could change. I love that the fundamental retarded rule has just been changed And it's already applies to go Katan. Sorry Take Mandalore What do you mean go now? There's nothing there! I'm on the spaceship in front of you and travel there Why? Why are you standing there like an idiot? Why do you think that's exciting as well? Oh, you just noticed that. Your radar sucks. Yeah Oh, yeah, this'll have to have something to do with Moff Gideon because I haven't actually heard anything from him Oh, maybe like a huge investigation as to where you want to go Absolutely. Yeah. What ship is this? Whatever they're about to tell us. It's not gonna make sense I'm sure of it. Did you just stumble across this? I was about to ask how how they found this but This is space You're not gonna bump into things in space. Well, it's pretty small There's a record of a missing craft in the region. The details are classified r7 launch probe Oh, look they have probes launch probe That's useful Better be careful with that show. You'll forget that Pops off and that's the probe. Okay. Oh, look how useful this is. You can do all kinds of scans with that It's a new republic prison transport flight times mash the ship transporting Moff Gideon. He never made it to trial. How did you? How did you know it would be like on the news and everything? So Moff Gideon escaped and nobody knows? Yeah, this was an extraction What is going on? I'm always seeing the remains of the flight crew. Well, wait till the scan's done. Yeah It's a fragment of beskar aloe. Oh, it was Mando's Moff Gideon was taken by Mandalorian's it wasn't a frame job, of course We'd never know because the empire had beskar too remember Loads of people have beskar access to it But there's also just the idea that they might have tried to frame them by doing that Yeah, why why would there be beskar alloy in the wall embedded in the walls? John Just to just to clarify right give you gets captured. He's put on a transport ship ready to face trial He never turns up and then everyone just goes. Did he make it to trial? I don't know. Yeah, like how when you're writing the script, do you not? He's going to trial. He didn't turn up And nobody cares Okay, and then when you find out a ship that's been attacked as Moff Gideons. Oh, he didn't make it to trial It's like I don't understand the logic. Of course. He didn't show up. You know that he didn't show up. He didn't He just didn't therefore he didn't therefore why does anyone know this? I don't know exactly And then it's a surprise to find out that he didn't when you find evidence that he didn't even though You knew he already didn't because he didn't that was that was actually Oh, was that the worst episode of the season? Is it between this one and the last one? Two was really oh four. Oh, yeah, right. So one was awful by the way Episode one was really bad. There's only one episode that's safe. It's three I guess we got to see that connect in a tiny bit, but not a whole lot with uh Yeah, I mean she seems to be trying to sabotage the attempt to help Navarro Which means she probably is empire affiliated at this point. I think I would have preferred the ladder climbing thing But oh, well, what is it even? What is there to say? Yeah, I don't know Like Navarro gets attacked by the big pirate ship and there's a town that's got like 100 people in it and no defenses whatsoever Which is interesting that you didn't think that that would be worthwhile to invest in being an independent isolated outer rim planet Like it might be worthwhile to actually, you know, like Anti-air gun or something I have no anti-air gun or any ships at all. Grief Kaga didn't do anything to have defenses He literally had no defenses at all except his own pistol. No, his only defense Even though he knows the pirates have ships like he has to know that And he pissed them off something fierce like I don't know why he wouldn't have expected They won't mess with like how wrong was he when he said they know that Navarro is respectable and not to be trifled with Wow The opposite they're very easy to trifle with They're basically asking for it Grief Kaga is friends with Mando and then Mando and Bo-Katan using their small fighters take down the giant ship Incredibly lucky for him. If you think about it, like holy shit Oh, yeah, of course because like the only reason Mando knew what was happening was because a very specific individual Received the message and then that guy Knew exactly like where to go to find Mando because of the droid that he bought from lady on Tatooine If he hadn't bought that droid that would have been a dead end That they just would have been screwed if he hadn't bought that droid if they had managed to fix the ig unit Then the town would have actually been destroyed. Isn't that interesting to think that the hero of the town who had his own Statue of they were able to actually fix him up He would have been essentially the cause of their undoing because I wouldn't have had this i droid So new republic man find them. Yeah, and to be fair Bo-Katan wouldn't have been involved in any of it Potentially if you have ig 11 with him, I don't think it wouldn't have been ambushed and killed Well, if you remember that fucking droid is an annihilator That might be worth emphasizing that that yeah the fact that they can't fix the ig unit enables the whole story to happen And we haven't remember how that was going to be a plot to fix the well it will be it will be I guess they can pick it up whenever the fuck they want. Well, I mean we saw it here with the pirates, right? It picked up however many months or weeks after Mando first showed up because it seems he's been with the Mando's for At least a little while right and I guess yeah We are doing something with Moff Gideon But also now I guess our threat is that Bo-Katan is going to go venture out to the world to get more Mando's Even though the reason why she lost the Mando's is because she didn't have the dark sabre and she still doesn't It's what's her plan because the reason why she was able to it's actually hilarious She didn't realize that the reason why she was able to get these Mando's on site is because she adhered to their culture Basically, she actually did the whole thing of this is the way keep the helmet on now She's off to go get her people who have a different culture And she doesn't have the cultural emblem that she needs to actually unite them She might as well just take it from Mando and then just say yeah, no I got it or something Yeah, she doesn't have to follow those rules anymore or does she I guess doesn't matter She doesn't have to follow the rules because they want to give uh face time. Yeah, you shouldn't even be called rules They're just like it's like well, yeah the day but guidelines bell even guidelines isn't if it's I would leave I'd be so upset that I've been keeping this fucking helmet on for this long This new girl comes in and apparently she can just take it off if she wants if these guys are actually people Because they're not if just imagine being one of you go. Hey, hey, hey, uh, Amra So so why is she special? It's like she saw the great myth I saw and it's like okay So those are extinct as far as everyone's concerned. They're giant like horses. Like so where did she see it? How did she see it? It's like well when she went to she dived into the living waters and she said she saw it She's like she said she saw anyone see it other than her. No Have an idea. Let's all go to Mandalore now and check it out I just uh, I don't know man. It's like you she gets the greatest benefit of all time You've been said that she's basically gonna lead both both teams all together because she claims something that can't be proven You know what? I just had an idea. I've seen the mythasaur. Yep. It's over there. Uh, it's not there now though So uh, this helmet of mine getting a little a little hot and sweaty under here. Do you mind if I uh, you know Yeah Do you think we we will we will have to have to do a fight scene between mando and bokeh tan so she can get the Talksaber back Amanda's gonna be like, oh you can win and she'll be like they're building her up now to be a cool new Deuteragonist almost it wouldn't be surprised me if they experimented with giving her like a pov episode in this season Uh, maybe that'll be what the next episode is might be split off. I mean, I don't know how much History is gonna factor into it the more that we hear about her crazy history and like I don't even know if that's something I want or not. That's the thing. I'm just um I mean, it's probably going to be really catastrophic to deal with the notion that like bokeh tan might have been partially responsible for mando Law's downfall and then now it's just it's all getting like swept aside Because she's the cool character who's going to get to go on all these crazy I imagine it's not necessarily that they'd sweep outside. It might be that Dave's going to be like, isn't it poetic? She's the one that binds them all together after she kind of led to its downfall Oh, then I'd say we're sure but we're going to deal with that like that is dealing with it It might be a conversation and they say something like oh, yes at mandalore There was a door and this room also has a door but it is smaller But it is both They are both used for the transistor through walls and then that's the conversation. It'll be great. I'd love that Beable storytelling We just keep ignoring the whole time thing. It's just like we're here now. They don't know and then one And then one of the characters even goes, oh, you're a long way from home. It's like, why why did you do that weeks away? Like already is it weeks days? I don't know you get the message. Oh help with being attacked Okay, let me fly over there somewhere and talk to this random guy. It was like, oh, we don't have resources This is all I can give you and then he takes the time to go to whatever planet they're on It's like, hey your friend is in danger. Okay. Bye And so he just kind of assumes they will go help him and they do luckily for him. He's done. He's just out He's gonna go look around in my head cannon At least half of the people that were that we see there in the desert They died of thirst because they've been there for like four weeks I wonder about the like the lucas film So story groups and stuff just fucking panicking every single day thinking about what movie they might make and then meanwhile They're like, oh my god, there's been three seasons of that mandalorian thing. What are you guys doing? And john favreau's like, uh, you know Moff Gideon he's defeated and then he's still around he's defeated and then he's still around because he's just He's the guy from Breaking Bad and people like the guy from Breaking Bad being a bad guy. That's all we really got Oh, you building towards anything and dropping quotes and and sort of clues about cloning Which will be for snook, I guess We have had five episodes of a tv show where five episodes in and done Think about five episodes of arcane sure noble is five episodes. That's it There's a whole thing is just five episodes five episodes of house of the dragon So the post episodes done, I think and and then you look at this. What have you accomplished in five episodes? I think I mean time for time. I mean is the whole Lord of the Rings trilogy. Is it I mean if you have five I mean the let's say the Lord of the Rings is what like three and a half hours each something like that I mean, we're starting to push it to where we're getting you know to that length of content and you know Mandalorian we saw it in that final scene like one of the biggest problems with this show Is that you can have a scene that lasts for way longer than the contents of the scene itself Like how much information we're getting yeah the scene with her and the blacksmith lady That scene was what two three minutes and how much information was conveyed like fuck all it was belly anything There's so much and I don't even know what it means It's so long and drawn out and stretched and slow and yet accomplished like what are they talking about? How come i'm always asking these questions three minutes nothing is clear Almost exactly from the start and end and we discover that she's just like you're gonna unite the Mandalorian clans now and she's like Oh That's all we're getting from that scene is yeah, you're you're super cool. You're gonna no reasoning No character Just plot really There was no character because I don't even like i'm starting to have a harder and harder time of even understanding who bokeh time is Which is kind of odd. I thought I had an understanding It wasn't a very you know thorough one the like it's it's starting to erode more and more It's almost like she's starting to slip into Protagonist syndrome of like what Mando is Yeah, she's just you're kind of here and you do the things that people tell you to do Yeah, there's no three minutes is Three minutes is a long time. There's no fire. There's no fire in the show. Nothing feels alive. It's all dead It's just sort of treading water This is a thing that we want to keep going probably because it's important to disney plus as a platform But like as for any broads because i mean, what are we even doing with like grogu at this point? Like what what he's just sort of around Well, he jumped up and down last episode and hit you guy with paintballs It's just kind of it's kind of fascinating though, isn't it because in the first two seasons There was some sort of narrative thrust of well, we've got to get you know, baby Yoda to his home wherever that may be But then they gave up because they needed him in this show because merchandise and now he's just here We're not really doing anything with that character anymore And we're not even doing much in terms of the dynamic between Mando and grogu anymore. It's basically no The arc is over. He loves grogu and he's going to take care of him by putting him in dangerous combat And that's that's why he takes him with him under all of his crazy action missions But he absolutely should never do that Mando does his arc is complete as well, right? It's like i'm gonna deliver baby Yoda up. No, i'm not i'm gonna take care of him Oh, but now i need to go be redeemed now i'm redeemed. Well, you forgot the third arc. I don't like droids. I like them Oh, yeah, that's right. I might be one of the funniest like things to teach in a class ever Like what what an arc isn't actually But what pretends to be an arc like this shit is childish like I hate droids None of that made any sense It was never supported by anything other than a kind of foundation droids killed his parents Okay, that's something but you understand what droids are right Mando You know what they are has technology and like how far does this hatred go? I know we talked about this back in the day was like do you hate toasters? you hate like Homer's automatic hammer would that frustrate you? I don't know and then of course it's all dropped because one of them helped him out And it's like you didn't you didn't know that was a thing. You didn't know droids can help people No, yeah, do you feel this way about spaceships and guns? I bet you don't feel this way about guns. Oh, yeah That was really dumb and it's done and they just never given him anything else. It's just around That was only had and now now it's nothing now. He's unreal to compare this to andor But you have to right? Isn't it incredible just how bad Disney star wars has been like in its totality with the exception of something like and or that almost in my mind I don't even count as I should be one 20 To be reminded for everybody that if you combine all of the and or intros it creates like a different track And visual yeah, and and or had so many characters with their own stories going on and all tying into like a broader thing Remember how awesome one mothma's story was You know, I just love luthan I love the idea of that character and then I love the still and scars god is playing How bad has disney star wars been seriously? I feel like this episode is just making me ponder like how awful it's been and like mando is like losing steam Whatever innate appeal this this concept had is like eroding. I don't know I feel like nobody cares about the show anymore, you know and harder and harder And they're not building anything up with the brief time they had in the sun and that's why it's like fuck now It's so much good will They came out of nowhere They did but I mean at this point like anything that I have interest in in terms of like star wars Is going to be something like and all that's totally divorced from it Well, and if taiko it did a star wars movie the first question you have is like is this love and thunder Or is this jojo rabbit? Just let me know right because I don't I don't quite know what it looks like for taiko I don't know how much he care. I wonder if you'd see us like dollars dollars The only baseline we have is that ragnarok, which was a big studio project We have that but then we also have the episode he directed in season one the finale, which was just like really shitty And full of and thunder so I don't know out of the three big like studio projects He's done two of them didn't turn out so well So I don't know I got to see no Florian shooting pirates and attaching the grappling hooks to pirates and then doing a big minigun shoot to pirates And then the pirates with my It's nice with tamma. Yeah. Yeah, that was all that's embarrassing So it's predictable and yet at the same time it sort of blows your mind in new ways What's the thing man when we're watching this a lot of us are like and then this happens, right? And then it does and you're like, yeah, because that's like the first thing you think of in the writing room Then you go. Hmm. That's pretty predictable and lame Maybe we can come up with something else You could have like tried you could have tried to be clever and failed and that would have been interesting Like when they wrote this uh aerial flight like battle scene They're like, all right So Mando will go in first and distract the big corset away from the whole town And then Bo Katam will come in and drop all the mandos and then they'll just assault the town and eventually Beat the pirates because we'll have I'm not even too concerned about that It's over back over to the corset He sends out all of his star fighters to get Mando It's like, oh, that'll definitely get him right and then matters like ha ha I've drawed the way now and so Bo Katam can attack the corset, I guess and then he's like, no come back My small ships and go after her Like whoa, look at these chess moves. These are incredible and it's just like and then surprise Mando gets them from behind. It's like, oh, so they'll just forgot he existed. That's that that's the big reveal That's the fun of that scene. That's it Because you know that you need like a surprise variable that does some cool action or facilitates it And in in the aerial stuff It was just all the good guy the bad guys forgot that Mando existed and then in the in the ground scene It was just the blacksmith showed up and hit people with a hammer, which they've done like four times I'm pretty sure she does it in that's the episode one She did it in um the finale for season one where she's just remember that when a bunch of stormtroopers surrounded her And we were all like what the fuck is this and then she just like killed them all with this stupid hammer and tongs Yeah, I do I do remember that how many times they're gonna do this Stormtrooper went into the forage The small one not the really big one. That's that that's ornate on mandalore. This is just a little tiny one But they're both forages though. They function. Yeah, they serve the same function. Do we know that? Yeah, but and the stormtrooper fell in and I want the show to fall into a glowing hot forage That'll be neat and I want it to melt away and maybe They're gonna get like another five seasons of this bullshit racks. Oh my god We've had five episodes. We've done this five times already for season three. How many times does it feel like we've seen this episode? More than halfway through the season and wants to be said. I need to be redeemed. I need my robot I'll get a different one up now. I'm on mandalore and I it's okay. I've been redeemed And now I'm hanging out with my my buddies on mandalore and now I'm hanging out here And someone's like, well, who's your favorite character and you're like dr. Pershing Make it add Wishes my command. Bye everyone. That was mad episode five. Bye everyone Well, I just want to say was signing off to pirate lord Gory and shard. He was not much of a pirate lord Kind of sucked. Yeah, actually Kind of sucked