 their foundation staff. Welcome to Skip Dictation Live. In case you're new to the channel, my name is Sherm, site director of Site 42, and today we are going to be doing recording for readings of SCP-3305, which is a bread Jesus, Jesus of bread, and then we are also going to read a tale called Six Letters Addressed to the SCP Foundation, and we're doing that because very... is she irritated? Is she an irritated hedgehog? What kind of hedgehog is hedgehog? I always forget. She's an angry hedgehog. Hola, banana! Banana has joined the chat. Thank you! I love me some Mega Man stuff. Blades in the chat. Hello, Blade 5. Blade 4. I don't need headphones while I'm recording. I just need it while I'm editing, so let's take those off. We don't need those. Haha. Okay, so angry hedgehog is going to be doing some... I have to go eat dinner. It's dinner time. I get that, and then... So we have... we have banana eating. We have Blade, who made the chat. Angry hedgehog is having us do the letters. I've got some in my pocket. Everything's exploding. I've got text, and I got Facebooks. It's a busy life. It's a busy life. Boom, boom. Business, business, business. I've got some... Who's this? Ah, Asimov this year. Hello, Asimov. Welcome to the stream. Dance, dance party is what he claims. A jar of pickles has made it to the stream. Hello. So we got the group. We got the readout. So now it's time for 10 seconds of noise correction. Meditation. Brilliant. We are noise reduce. We are noise reduce. That's not a sentence. Okay. So our first set of recordings for the day is going to be SCP-3305, which is Bread Jesus. So let's start at the top. Item number, SCP-3305. Object class. Euclid. Special containment procedures. Mobile Task Force Gamma 84, codename, Holy Toasters, are to be permanently stationed at SCP-3305. All personnel attempting to gain access to SCP-3305 without prior approval are to be detained, administered class amnestics, and released. Should SCP-3305-1 manifest? I slurred that, uh, 3305. The father, the son, and the Holy Toast, blade. That is some good bread punning. I am pleased with your bread puns. I want to go back and check a line real quick before we move on. I think I kind of flubbed a little bit. Permanently stationed at SCP-3305. No, I'm happy with that. I like how that came out. The international crew having trouble with the live. We'll just play it on your headphones and let the, uh, wonderful, dulcet tones lull you to sleep. That'll be great. Up a bridge, reductions. It is the father, the son, and the Holy Toast. Yes! So, you had a genius idea. It was also the genius idea that we already had. Brilliant! So I am at, and released, and released. Should SCP-3305-1 manifest? It is to be detained by Mobile Task Force Gamma 84 and transferred to Site-19, where it will be stored in a standard humanoid containment chamber. Protocol Judas is to be executed in the event of a containment breach meeting the required criteria. Uh, required criteria is not a word I wanted to say. Required criteria. Required criteria. Where it will be stored in a standard humanoid containment chamber. Protocol Judas is to be executed in the event of a containment for each meeting the required criteria protocol Judas protocol Judas was a method of containment proposed by Dr. Teller to successfully detain and terminate detain and terminate crud phones a buzzin do-do-do do-and-work I got some fun things coming in the email box we're working on with some artists on the tumblers who want to do who are helping do art for the channel so we're in a tag team all this magic magic we're making magic art things oh my gosh you guys you guys don't even know until I tell you later when I reveal it but we're still working on it putting it all together alright so protocol Judas here we go protocol Judas was a method of containment proposed by Dr. Teller to successfully detain and terminate SCP 3305-1 while causing minimal physical and psychological damage to those under its effects this is only to be considered in the event of a containment breach where SCP 335 3305 dress oh my god when I get to show you this stuff it's gonna be so good it's gonna be so good so good okay so where was I under its effects here we go this is only to be considered in the event of a containment breach where SCP 3305-1 is summoned and has made contact with a civilian population crap I almost got to the end of that sentence and then I didn't is summoned and has made contact with a civilian population phase one mobile task force gamma 84 will bring a D class person with an ailment from now on referred to as the patient to a building near SCP 3305-1 all smoke detectors inside the building will be disabled and the patient must be kept in a room which is not visible to the outside airplanes equipped with the suitable amounts of oh that's a weird sentence drat going back airplanes equipped with this new new new words are for suckers who uses words I don't use words words hey Yentown made it early good see if I'm here y'all can't even see me there you go that's better all right airplanes equipped with the suitable amounts of gaseous class B amnestic shall be positioned near the civilian population phase two mobile task force gamma 84 will request the assistance of SCP 3305-1 in healing the patient it is imperative that no civilian personnel be allowed inside the building with SCP 3305-1 given the nature of SCP 3305-1 if the request is made in earnest it will comply phase three once the patient has been cured by SCP 3305-1 and cleared the premises I almost said mtf when I always say a mobile task force jar pickles ass are we recording right now and the answer is yes and we are recording 3305 currently and Austria and Calium I'm just here for the voice all right nice Yentown you were darn right about that jogging working on my fitness mmm that's right looks like I'm running incredibly fast I can't do that cuz I'm not in the car that's dumb and dumb never mind for me cleared the premises mobile task force gamma 84 will incinerate shall incinerate mobile task force gamma 84 shall incinerate SCP 3305-1 phase four the airplane shall dispense the class B amnestics over the civilian population phase five mobile task force gamma 84 is to perform a survey of the civilian population to identify individuals who retain memories of SCP 3305-1 and administer class B amnestics as needed as a mom I don't know what you said about the ship sailing you are on the ship the ship is currently in motion we are recording the skip we are doing that right now that's a thing nine people watching a stream that's way more than five I don't know what our record is anymore oh but it went down to eight so don't talk about this people watching otherwise they leave like around hugs talking just do your do your recording do your job what are we paying you for advertisement description SCP 3305 is a collection of five trees in the forest with slices of bread stapled to them all attempts to remove the bread from the trees have failed if a particular ritual is performed at SCP 3305 see document SCP 3305-R then a humanoid composed of bread will appear SCP 3305-1 SCP 3305-1 oh no I did not delete everything you deleted everything come back control Z control Z let's see how that there we go check in on the artistry do and work can't you just break the bread I so it's stapled to the trees but it must be very strong bread like it must be like wonder bread unbreakable that'll do it it's very spongy just it just stretches it doesn't come off SCP 3305-1 will offer parts of itself to eat and puncture itself to produce wine to drink this bread and wine have restorative properties as individuals who have consumed them report being cured of all physical and mental illnesses all individuals who consume part of SCP 3305-1 worship it as well as bread in general the form of this worship varies highly between individuals while amnestics can successfully erase memories of interaction not from draft I thought I know where that was going highly between individuals while amnestics can draft while amnestics can successfully erase memories of interaction with SCP 3305-1 nope I actually said that right but I want interaction I want the T sound I want that T in the middle to sound nice and interaction hold on one second this camera is very dark I'm gonna go turn on a light back there and see if it helps I wonder if this makes it better I don't see a difference maybe there's a difference but I'll leave it as is can't be worse alright but the tune do do make it aren't getting icons doing things make the best art for the channel all hail bread Jesus yes it's made of carbs but if the carbs are Jesus they don't count vigils okay while amnestics can successfully erase memories of interaction with SCP 3305-1 subjects under SCP 3305-1's effects still believe in the existence of SCP 3305-1 oh man I'm getting buzzed out of nowhere I can't I can't do this dough I'm gonna reveal that and it's gonna be so funny y'all are gonna be like oh this was worth Sherman checking his phone 19 times during the stream all right there we go there we go let's try that again without the phone buzzing fingers crossed boop boop boop while amnestics can nope while amnestics can rat while amnestics can successfully erase memories of interaction with SCP 3305-1 subjects under SCP 3305-1's effects still believe in the existence of SCP 3305-1 and will continue to worship bread only after SCP 3305-1 guys God it did turn my phone off it just keeps making noise I can't I can't do my job y'all keep messaging are the cars made of Jesus but Jesus oh I get it as above I get that reference I see what you did there that makes sense now that I see what you did there get how do I get this to be quiet settings turn off vibration that way I can just stop getting buzzed settings get buzzed is that kind of live stream no it's not that kind of life sounds and haptics all right no more vibrations now I can still get messages but they won't interrupt my takes wine is made out of carbs no why while amnestics can successfully erase memories of interaction with SCP 3305-1 subjects under SCP 3305-1's effects still believe in the existence of SCP 3305-1 and will continue to worship bread only after SCP 3305-1 has been terminated do amnestics become effective at erasing all memories regarding SCP 3305-1 additional documents SCP 3305-R materials needed 50 loaves of white bread a 3.79 liter of why does it say it says a 3.79 liters of red wine that's not I'm not doing that that's weird well I can't cut off and fix it if I didn't actually finish the sentence because I was confused 50 loaves of white bread 3.79 liters of red wine a virgin 18.14 kilograms of homemade dough 14.4 cubic centimeters of flour 3.79 set grab leaders leaders now I wonder what's exactly 3.79 liters of these things 3.79 liters of gasoline matches and a Bible lay the loaves between the stapled pieces of bread to form a pentagram this will require all 50 loaves trap thank you I don't get it that's very informative I appreciate you checking that or knowing that off the top of your head which is more impressive pentagram this will require all 50 loaves assuming each loaf is approximately a 30.48 centimeters long pour wine over all of the loaves of bread move the Virgin into the center into the center of the center of the pentagram is that is that supposed to be that way so what I'm thinking here is whoever wrote this made a lot of mistakes because it everywhere it says a 3.79 liters of red wine a 3.79 liters of gasoline I'm imagining it used to say a gallon of those and then it's what's the phrase I'm looking for it used to a gallon but the Sun someone came in and fixed it but they didn't take out the A's so I'm wondering if these are mistakes or in their own purpose because I mean move the Virgin into the center of the center of the pentagram is that is that right is that what it should be try refresh should I is there something wrong with the stream can you guys see me my Wi-Fi says we're cool wait oh okay you were just okay cool all right so so no it is correct the ritual has to be perfect you don't want someone moving the Virgin left of the center of the center of the pentagram pour wine over all of the loaves of bread move the Virgin into the center of the center of the pentagram cover the Virgin with the dough so none of the Virgin's skin can be seen sprinkle the flour over the Virgin and all the loaves of bread crud all loaves of bread there's no the Dillagath made it hello Dillagath keep on trucking sprinkle flour over the Virgin and all loaves of bread douse the Virgin in 3.03 liters of gasoline and each piece of bread in 0.19 liters ignite all five pieces of bread ignite the Virgin from the Bible read aloud verse mark 1422 to 24 after the dough rises it takes the form of SCP-3305-1 it is unknown what happens to the Virgin as all testing indicates SCP-3305-1 is made entirely of bread and wine messed up that is rude for burning virgins bad times and all those of bread all right so now excerpt our event event SCP-3305-A the following is the foundation's current understanding of what occurred during SCP-3305-A the following is the foundation's current understanding of what occurred during event SCP-3305-A all information was gathered from SCP-3305-1 local authorities before being in this rat that's not how I want to say that sentence if it's gonna have a comment at the end perfection means doing it again and again and again all information was gathered from SCP-3305-1 local authorities before being amnestized and foundation personnel present day one an unknown group performs the ritual described in document SCP-3305-R SCP-3305-1 manifests and is led to an abandoned church near the small town who he is hidden for the rest of the day day two during the morning mass wine and bread from SCP-3305-1 are served to attendees 80% of poop was present and consumed part of SCP-3305-1 at the end of the sermon SCP-3305-1 introduced itself all civilians in attendance acknowledge SCP-3305-1 as the personification of a deity a banquet was held using bread and wine from SCP-3305-1 day three SCP-3305-1 visits the rest of those who appear to be afraid of SCP-3305-1 are reprimanded against the anomalies will SCP-3305-1 feeds one civilian afflicted with Alzheimer's disease a portion of itself the civilian claims a miracle has occurred and can now remember his past clearly had a good run there though less mistakes than usual can now remember his past clearly days four through seven those who refuse to consume part of SCP-3305-1 are discriminated against by approximately 40% of those under the effects of SCP-3305-1 that's a long sentence that I ran out of breath I'm gonna redo that that was that didn't sound good days four through seven those who refuse to consume part of SCP-3305-1 are discriminated against discriminated against there's an extra syllable I missed days four through seven those who refuse to consume part of SCP-3305-1 are discriminated against by approximately 40% of those under the effects of SCP-3305-1 these individuals are often refused service and are called gluten free SCP-3305-1 is unaware of the abuse of treatment each night SCP-3305-1 offers pieces of himself for consumption it is estimated that 90% of the town may I want to say may have consumed but it it is consumed they actually consumed it the monsters they consumed it they all consumed it soil and bread is Jesus it is estimated that 90% of the town have consumed a portion of SCP-3305-1 by day seven day eight Joseph Westing the inventor of the gluten-free slur announces the creation of the Westing Church of Wonder Bread its tenants are similar to those advocated by SCP-3305-1 however they believe that white bread is a superior bread 40% of food joins the Westing Church of Wonder Bread Dilla gaff this is not a site 42 shirt this is a Mega Man shirt that I have from liking Mega Man I do like this shirt though alright so I'm just throwing this out here right now white bread ain't nothing I am NOT a member of the Westing Church of Wonder Bread mm-hmm whole wheat all the way sucka whole wheat preach preach the whole wheat no the Jesus comment which is the Jesus comment oh that's the new bread Jesus shirts coming soon which which bread Jesus shirt do you want it to say which which shirt which Jesus whole wheat is gross that's all my school has oh well if you dislike whole wheat whole wheat I apologize that that's all your school serves that's rough buddy day 9 through 11 members of the Westing Church of Wonder Bread become increasingly hostile toward gluten-free civilians on day 11 the Patrick's and family is forced out of the accounts of the Patrick's and Patrick's and Patrick's and it's forced out of the accounts of the Patrick's and Patrick's and the accounts of the Patrick's and Patrick's and it's not a hard word jeez the accounts of the Patrick's and family are the first reports the Foundation has received regarding SCP-3305 mobile Task Force game at 84 is sent to investigate day 12 members of the Westing Church of Wonder Bread attack a bakery two civilians are stabbed to death with sharpened stale baguettes and four are beaten with the same weapons SCP-3305-1 publicly denounces jeez gosh darn it this is more hardcore than I remember when I first read it last night they do not mess around man same weapons SCP-3305-1 publicly denounces the Westing Church of Wonder Bread mobile Task Force gamma 84 arrives at Boop mobile Task Force gamma 84 didn't make sure I said the right number there in my brain I maybe didn't for some reason gamma 84 just sounds wrong in my head and I keep almost not saying it holy toasters arrives at Boop mobile Task Force gamma 84 detains SCP-3305-1 and requests transport for SCP-3305-1 to site 19 day 13 while attempting to administer amnestics to the residents of Boop the Westing Church of Wonder Bread riot four Foundation employees and 20 civilians are injured after the altercation class B amnestics are successfully administered to the rest of the population SCP-3305-1 is interviewed by site 19 personnel see SCP-3305 interview log for the full transcript day 14 residents of Boop return to worshiping bread referencing SCP-3305-1 the individuals responsible for the Westing Church of Wonder Bread create another organization called the Kings Hawaiian congregation okay okay so I I'm not down with the Wonder Bread but Kings Hawaiian for life I am changing religions right now we are members of the Kings Hawaiian congregation in this household that is right oh my lord that's that's what it's all about gosh darn it that's amazing I could not be happier with my bread Jesus when asked about this SCP-3305-1 replied they can still feel my presence so they still know although what more is faith than a feeling Dr. Teller requests the determination of SCP-3305-1 day 15 site director Rogers approves Dr. Teller's termination request SCP-3305-1 does not resist personnel during the process SCP-3305-1 is terminated via incineration day 16 the aviation division of Mobile Task Force game 84 administers a crud I'm so close the aviation division of Mobile Task Force gamma 84 administers a gaseous amnestic to the residents of boop via an airdrop the rest of Mobile Task Force game 84 surveys the town and administers amnestic to those who did not encounter the gaseous amnestic all memories of SCP-3305-1 are erased and all evidence that SCP-3305 exists is confiscated Mobile Task Force Garen yes oh my god that's gonna be stuck in my head now dang it now I want the Jesus bread t-shirt to be bread Jesus with a guitar singing more than a feeling confiscated Mobile Task Force game 84 is assigned to monitor SCP-3305 SCP-3305 interview log all right so now Jesus crust you you ah yes yes bread Jesus crust although this is exactly how you get Christ on a cracker okay interview log time time to get our time to get our Jesus on all right so dr. Teller in bread Jesus what does dr. Teller sound like I've been doing this in my normal voice so far so I could do any character voices for these guys dr. Teller is the kind of guy who would terminate bread Jesus pretty like he's on this terminating Jesus so he's kind of got that like Judas vibe going so I think I'm gonna give him like a lower voice and then I'll give Jesus the relaxed Jesus voice hello I'm sure you've been told that you've been brought here for questioning I have there's nothing for me to hide well it's good to know you don't feel uncomfortable can you tell me where you come from I come from the Great Bakery I've returned to once again enlighten men and women in the ways of the baker and to let them feast upon my body returned where you dang it I didn't say begin log cuz I'm a dummy mute begin log it's log it's log it's big it's heavy it's wood it's log it's log it's better than bad it's good everyone loves a log returned when were you here last I know not the passage of time between my last appearance and now I can't say for certain that massive bounds and culture and technology have taken place I am quite impressed fair enough what happened to you during your last appearance I attempted to do the same as I did these past weeks I brought bread and urged people to break it with one another the only difference was that back then bread and wine were scarce so I was considered a blessing and a miracle do you not consider yourself those things no no I'm just a humble butter knife spreading the words of the baker do you feel pain when you tear off pieces of yourself I do but I've grown used to it I have suffered for the masses in other terrible ways giving away my blood and flesh to feed the hungry is but a prick in comparison speaking of which I believe I have not offered you any SCP 3305 removes a small piece of bread from its arm and offers it to Dr. Teller thank you but I ate earlier so I'm not hungry very well are you aware of the actions of a group called the Westing Church of Wonderbread they were responsible for an attack on a bakery in town for selling and I quote whole grain the heathens bread I have have you spoken to this group at all not directly but I should have I do not condone their message Wonderbread is terribly bland I much prefer pepperage farm and log I much prefer pepperage farm alright that is the end of SCP 3305 need a big t-shirt logo pepperage farm preferred bread preferred baked good creator of bread Jesus crust of Jesus Christ save project SCP 3305 and put that in the right folder not with my work stuff there we go alright so that is the the audacity project for bread Jesus we will edit that later but for now we're going to move on the next thing we're going to do is called six letters addressed and this is a request from angry hedgehog one of our favorite bestie channels for female voiceover she's done a couple voices for the channel over time and now we're going to do this for her and we're going to keep spreading the voice acting love for the scp community six letters addressed oh speaking of voice acting and the scp community advertising moment tomorrow night six o'clock California time so whatever time you're at now 15 minutes from now tomorrow because it's 545 California time so 15 minutes from now but tomorrow we're doing the site 42 holiday live stream special I've got we're gonna sit in front of the fireplace with a glass of scotch and we're gonna read holiday stories holiday scp stories all the holiday scp stories so many holiday scp stories there's a lot of holiday scp stories like you don't know man there's so many Christmas scp's and we're gonna read as many of them as we can until we run out of scotch or get bored whichever comes first tomorrow night 6 o'clock California time be there holiday fun so now let's generate a new audacity project six letters addressed to the scp foundation and one letter home this is belonging to this is authored by Abonjour excellent so we're doing an Abonjour piece today and I'm reading a couple of these letters and hedgehog is doing the other one beggar the children's see you later asthma did you leave the second did Russell show up the second asthma left that's ridiculous that is I am certain that you're both the same guy now like seriously what the hack okay so I'm not mom I'm not Benny I'm Jonathan here we go Jonathan okay so let's get 15 seconds of meditation all right there we go so it is time for letters to the scp foundation and one letter home let me read this and see what the voice I want to use for this is real quick how sorry I'm for not communicating earlier I felt unwise our present points in our respective locations if any for another Korea has happened however I think the time again okay so this is a nice letter so let's let's be nice about this dear Mr. Lennox please let me begin by saying how sorry I am for not communicating earlier I felt it unwise at our present points in our respective locations to speak with you in any formal capacity now that Korea has happened however I think the time has come for us to speak again and what a shock it was to look in my morning paper and see you looking back at me some intrepid reporters publishing pictures of every living scp that's what they're calling them seems a little dramatic but I suppose you can't change what's done in any case he's publishing photos of every alive scp he can get his lens on and there you were this morning this big lump of a bear staring out next to the crossword is Abby there with you I remember when they took you they found me in her records and searched for me as well but my friends know how to hide from their watchful eye I've been preoccupied and haven't been able to communicate as well as I would have liked but official records apparently now state that she died of course you and I both know better to you crud I was doing so good man let's keep it running apparently now state that she died that she died of course you and I both know better than to trust official records besides how could they bury an empty box and call it a funeral someone will always know in any case I wanted to let you know that I intend to keep my promise to you and Abby I'm locating paperwork to have you released at this very moment and as soon as you're back in my care I have a place for you to live out of the public's eye it's quiet I think you'll like it did you read that foundation of course I know you're screening these letters I can keep him safe I can keep him secured I can protect them both please let me yours Jonathan nice alright I'm gonna play that and see how it flows and see if I like the whole thing so back to the top please let me begin by saying how sorry I am for not communicating earlier I felt it unwise at our present points in our respective locations to speak with you in any formal capacity now that Korea has happened however I think the time has come for us to speak again what a shock it was to look in my morning paper and see you looking back at me some intrepid reporter is publishing pictures of every living SCP that's what they're calling them intrepid reporter is publishing pictures is a great sentence just so many peas to pop on the microphone search for me as well but my friends know how to hide from their watchful eye I've been preoccupied haven't been able to communicate as well as I would have liked but official records apparently now state that she died of course you and I both know better than to trust official records besides how could they bury an empty box and call it a funeral someone will always know in any case I wanted to let you know that I intend to keep my promise to you and Abby I'm locating paperwork to have you released at this very moment and as soon as you're back in my care I have a place for you to live out of the public's eye it's quiet I think you'll like it did you read that foundation of course I know you're screening these letters I can keep him safe I can keep him secured I can protect them both please let me yours Jonathan all right and that was a letter from Jonathan quote to SCP 2091 so now let's go down found in a waste paper basket in site 6 0 6 dash 3 let's go down to the footnotes because this is written in another language okay so I'm going to give this a deeper voice this is by a person named Muhammad but I don't feel comfortable trying to do any sort of accent with that so I'm just gonna lower my voice a little bit give it a little more base miss Naseem we are happy to have found you again take this letter is a sign of good faith we were amazed you are alive let me start over I think I can do that better miss Naseem we are happy to have found you again take this letter is a sign of good faith we were amazed you are alive we thought you had draft it's written in a foot note so it's a little bit of a different format at the bottom so I keep not reading the next word in time to keep going you're amazed you are alive we thought you had gone to heaven to be with your parents it darn it we thought you had gone to heaven be with your parents it's incredible to see you alive however it is too dangerous to let you come back we do not like how we feel around you and where you are these are such weird sentences like my brain doesn't process them in a way that I can use them we do not like how we feel around you and where you are you are not mistreated we know you can survive find strength in God and you will make it through yours Muhammad all right that is letter number two and here we go who was the other one dr. man dr. man Jonathan Muhammad and dr. man exactly third one oh we've got a little ding in the site 42 discord server who's going on 2284 go see you pull it off all right the site 42 channel is server is bouncing right now if you're in the discord all sorts of stuff's going on yeah okay cool we're caught there let's check on the art we have art yes so this will be interesting if you guys are in the live stream you want to check this out I can now reveal that we are working on some new channel art for site 42 we've got the stuff that Pam's put up the banner and the title cards are coming but also two artists from tumblr one calling themselves malo like the scp and the other one is Cyril the or cyan sorry the sexy containment procedures tumblr and they are doing channel art and what I just got in my email box is the icon for my author avatar a little goofy picture of sherm saluting lab coats that we can use for channel stuff so we have a little site 42 author avatar and so I'm gonna save these to the phone and then I can pump them on the discord server and people who are in the discord server can check out the new arts so save that image gmail what are you doing besides failing I can also put the art up to the live stream so I can show you that there as well yeah especially because gmail won't let me download the image on my phone because apple is terrible so here's the first piece of art this is the author avatar this is lab coat sherm it's a little bright because the laptop screen but you can see the green shirt the lab coat the salute the headphones and then this is gonna be my new icon for everything because she did frickin site 420j and that's amazing so I cannot wait to put that on everything once I download and do all that stuff can I put that up on patreon as well yes I can as soon as gmail actually lets me download them cuz frickin gmail's being a jerk but once gmail's not being a jerk I can put those in the patreon feed as well and then we're gonna use that avatar ah this vulgans here hey vulgan yes the stream setup is different today because it's nighttime in California the natural light I used from the window to light my face was way too dark so I turned the whole thing around on the table that way I could get light from the lamps so yes it's the exact same setup it's just flipped 180 for lighting okay so so yes that is the new art for the channel from Malo and we'll wait for Mal zero Malo Marshmallow and when sexy containment procedures gets to us with the other art we'll put the whole thing in the whole channel art will be themed and cool look in that'll be meat beyond that it's time to do dr. man's letter dr. man he's the man and not so a doctor it's insert foundation letterhead here scp foundation secure contain protect date to whom it may concern after receiving review letter we ever I gotta be better than that can't slur that line kind of amateurs do you think we are over here to whom it may concern after receiving and reviewing your letter we have elected not to return the person or object of interest into the general populace or your care at this time this is not been an easy decision to come to but after reviewing the anomalies properties we have deemed them to be too disturbing or dangerous to be released attached as the proper paper mmm nature's temper I don't know who nature's temper is I've not heard of that youtuber attached as the proper paperwork to fill out in order to receive visitation to your anomaly visiting hours are from 1200 to 1500 hours on the 26th of the month and take place at the location of your anomaly do you better than that looks like Thor interesting 26th of the month and take place at the location your anomaly is currently being stored when you arrive receive a visitor's pass draft receive a visitor's pass when you arrive receive a bidder it's retrieved that's why I keep messing it up darn it do better when you arrive wait what ah that's why cuz I shouldn't be saying that when you arrive retrieve a visitor's pass and inform the front desk of your anomalies designation without both the designation and the attached paperwork you will be turned away your anomaly is insert identification number here it is being stored at insert site or on-site code in insert location thank you for your understanding at this time sincerely Dr. Everett Mann SCP Foundation researcher for PABS Jack is currently not here for Russell someone on the over on the IRC was mentioning a skip that would be good for a bunch of people's voices and I put it in the discord because they mentioned it it's got like seven doctors going back and forth about the anomaly and it's a format screw and let's find out what which one that was a 2864 2864 SCP 2864 is a weird format screw with several doctors talking about them going back and forth and yes you guys haven't heard about it yet but Volgen is rocking some recording for site 42 right now we're putting it all together he's gonna be one voice and then angry hedgehog is actually playing Volgen's mom so you know that's not weird at all PABS grammar grammar Nazi why okay so I'm gonna go back and check out Dr. Mann's letter real quick dr. Mann and make sure that my voice is consistent throughout it the Irish don't need your grammar we have elected not to return the person or object of interest into the general populace or your care at this time this is not been an easy decision to come to but after reviewing the anomalies properties we have deemed them to be too disturbing or dangerous to be released we have deemed them to be too disturbing or dangerous to be attached to the proper paperwork to fill out in order to receive visitation to your anomaly visiting hours are from 1200 to 1500 hours on the 26th of the month and take place at the location your anomaly is currently being stored when you arrive retrieve a visitor's pass and inform the front desk of your anomaly's designation without both the designation and the attached paperwork you will be turned away your anomaly is insert identification number here it is being stored at insert site or on-site code in insert location thank you for your understanding at this time sincerely dr. Everett Mann scp foundation researcher cool that is did I say 2864 I believe I did 2864 was called out and it's crazy but I love doing the crazy ones so we'll see about that but my figuring is that 2864 is probably got to wait till after New Year's because I know Volgans keeping it real busy right now and he's already doing one for me Eastside Steve is basically full up until January we can get hedgehog to do one we can get synthetic alien to do one so that's five of us right there I need to go in and do the script and see how many there are but that should be that and I mean all of us can do multiple voices GMO so I sent GMO a message a while ago but I never heard back now part of that's because I use the YouTube Messenger and nobody uses the YouTube Messenger so I've got to like tweet her or something and see if she would want to do something she's been kind of not releasing videos recently if I remember correctly she she like was on hiatus and then she came back for a couple videos but then she went away again oh okay so this is six letters is the name of this tale you can confirm YouTube Messenger is really bad yeah I check it like once in a blue moon and I'm like oh my god why is this a thing something just flashed on my webcam slash cell phone what was that is that important no that wasn't important at all take it phone okay so that is two that is six letters and that is three three zero five bread Jesus so we've got two for yes demote votes is it Vochie or Vosai I don't know but yes that's the that SCPs number because it can't be described in something or other like that super but uh whatever so we'll fix it well we'll do it it'll be great it'll be great it'll be amazing now the question right now there's there's about 10 researchers I know there's so many people I'm wondering uh we'll have to like write it out like a play and like cast the voice actors in it uh you know what he really cool oh my god no so this is cool for like January for seeing if we can all like get together on one task but oh my god I was going through holiday SCPs for the holiday livestream tomorrow for the holiday livestream tomorrow I'm gonna be doing all sorts of SCPs like in front of the fireplace with scotch it'll be great in case you haven't heard about that already but I found some crazy holiday SCP tales that I really would like to do live-action so we have a year to get enough of Vulgan this is you and me we need to get enough patrons and enough like YouTube subscribers and views to get all the money in the world we need all of the money in the world because we need to fly you to California and we need to fly everybody to California to meet with me here because we need to do a live-action version of where is it where is it where is it a Ketter kind of Christmas go to the wiki and go to a Ketter kind of Christmas because it is amazing and we need it in our lives and we need to do it live we need costumes and we need like cheesy Christmas movie variety show stuff because we can have songs and we can have like oh my god it's so long and it's so good and we need to do it we need to do it we need to do it the live live show it's on we're gonna do it it's gonna be great I know it there's a because the Ketter kind of Christmas it starts with Dr. Bright in a Christmas sweater with a 963 dangling over it on its chain and he's wandering around getting ready for the show and then he does the cheesy oh I didn't hear you come in and it's that kind of garbage it's so amazing ah welcome to Casa de Bright oh man and he's a gorilla so it's someone in a gorilla costume but we need like a lavalier mic so that it sounds good and then a Ketter kind of Christmas is brought to you by the shark punching center when you need a shark punch right away call 555 64 12 today and by dr. 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Wondertainment oh my god no who's little Timmy there is a little Timmy character where is he where he's at the bottom probably right yes he is little Timmy and three four three bless us every one uh Dilligaff 1417-J that my friend is the passive aggressive meteorite I did read it it's on the channel it's one of my favorites no we can't do it we have to stop it oh my god I did read that one because it's so funny ah and uh and three four three bless us every one that's what you said Steve sounds like in my head because he's always got that kind of voice that's his stick and three four three bless us every one oh my lord we're gonna start it now we're starting the hype train a Ketter kind of Christmas live action coming to your YouTube screens next year Christmas 2018 done okay so beyond that no it's got Count Rockula it's Count Rockula it is just hmm I'm in love with it I'm in love with this story I want to do it I want to do it it's gonna be great but anyways okay so I read the two things that I wanted to read so beyond that um are there any easy ones we could just do like one more while we're sitting here easy readings not that definitely not that do-do-do-do oh there we go Lord Stonefish requested an easy one last night SCP spooky-j let's just knock that out that'll be a fun one I really want to do a Ketter kind of Christmas like you guys don't even know like the go fun meanest is real you'll need all the money in the world so that means advertisements put an ad every 30 seconds in your videos cp spooky-j go actually ghost it's really funny you mentioned putting an ad every 30 seconds in my videos there is a yesterday in the discord server we were talking about how there are people who because SCP stuff is Creative Commons released they are free to just download your video completely and then upload it on their channel with just a little attribution but like there's one like guy who put up like three of my videos combined into one and just that's his video it's three of my readings in one video but he put like really loud music over it because I didn't put music in those particular videos and there's another one that so why was I telling this story oh yeah because there's another one who did one of my I think he did a 2 3 1 but he did 2 3 1 with an advertisement every minute and I'm just like why why would you do that no it's so bad because I can't feel like I should put advertisements in the middle of the story because I feel like it breaks the flow most stories SCP wise don't have like act breaks so if you stop the flow of the story you're wrecking the art and I'm pretentious so I'm not gonna put ads in the middle because that's pretentious I guess I could put ads at the end that's not illegal huh so yeah extra just I don't want to interrupt the flow of the story with ads the way that some videos are doing because they're like set up like that but not can't break flow can't break flow that's rule number one don't compromise the art are we in spooky-jaytown alright so I'm gonna read this whole thing real quick so I can see how silly vogan yeah like every 20 minutes if you do like doing an hour-long video I can see putting some extra ads in there my only hour-longs I didn't feel like they had good act breaks cuz 3 9 9 9 just has to keep going I suppose I could have put it in SD locks but it just bothers me like starting with an ad great there's some like essays where like they can stop in the middle if I ever did like that long of a declassified I would definitely put ads in there cuz I if I wrote an hour's worth of dialogue that be crazy make one hour-long video add every five seconds just let them leave that on that's how that's outside 42 makes its cash why is this the most popular video it's the one with all the ads it's because these fans are devoted we're gonna build site 42 no matter what put it on silent put a sleep it's great I should do like a separate live stream that's just like alright so you guys know when phrase I'm looking for last Christmas Nick Offerman put out a Christmas video on Netflix and it was just him sitting in front of a fire drinking scotch and nothing else he didn't talk he didn't do anything it was just like having Nick Offerman in your living room at a fireplace doing nothing so maybe I should do like a live stream where it's kind of hang out don't do anything and then just put a million ads in it and that's what we do for advertisements so scp spooky-j is the best thing I've ever read in my life and this is going down are you ready okay close all the entries will open them along the way and here we go where's my audacity at I don't have any audacity there's audacity alright noise reduction meditation here we go alright we have our noise reduction here we go item number scp spooky-j object class safe correction Euclid spooky-contamered procedures I don't like that yet let's try again item number scp spooky-j object class safe correction Euclid spooky-contamered procedures scp spooky-j cannot be faithfully contained due to the nature of its being in the event that scp spooky-j manifests outside of its containment chamber it is to be escorted back to its chamber and recontained scp spooky-j containment chamber is a standard humanoid containment chamber with a single lock security door to ensure simple recontainment description scp spooky-j is visually identical to a typical human skeleton standing 1.72 meters in height and weighing 5.44 5.44 meters in height 1.72 meters in height and weighing 5.44 kilograms the skull face and jaw structure of scp spooky-j is completely flexible and grants it the ability to make a range of facial expressions despite its lack of muscles or flesh as well scp spooky-j is capable of vocalization and sapient thought scp spooky-j is capable of vanishing and manifesting at will to any location within 66.6 meters from its original amount of breath oh my lord darn that's a long sentence drat drat drat drat drat sapient thought scp spooky-j is capable of vanishing and manifesting at will to any location within 66.6 meters from its original position during the month of any major commercial holiday individuals in the location of scp spooky-j's manifestation man my breath my breath I keep going from long sentence a long sentence and I gotta breathe individuals in the location of scp spooky-j's manifestation often report a subtle rattling noise originating somewhere behind them individuals exposed to scp spooky-j and its anomalous effects are to be administered class amnestics prior to recontainment of the entity why are these sentences so long I can get one out and then I if I don't breathe I'm not gonna get the second one man chill out on your sentence structure guys behind them individuals exposed to scp spooky-j and its anomalous effects are to be administered class amnestics prior to recontainment of the entity when interacting with living who you okay that time I just messed up that that was me that was all me that was not breathing that was not long unexpected sentences that is the word human escaped me completely I don't know what humans are when interacting with living human subjects scp spooky-j will typically display verbally aggressive behavior often in the form of insults and challenges to physical altercations despite this behavior scp spooky-j has yet to seriously or purposefully injure a living subject out of observable malice scp spooky-j displays an anomalous understanding of individual subjects mothers and sisters where these relations are applicable entry incident October 28th 2016 all right here we go 2016 2016 the following incident took place between Dr. Randy M. Filler and scp spooky-j prior to a recontainment incident what the fuck again scp spooky-j you insufferable fuck stay the fuck in your chamber before I beat your sorry ass you can't tell me what to do you skin sack Davey bones doesn't he pleases do you think care anymore this is why nobody visits you anymore Jesus you're so fucking annoying shut your dog slopper fuck boy you can't rattle these bones you can't wrestle these jimmies spooky-j if you keep this shit up I'm gonna call security down here and get you terminated if you don't you're gonna what kill me I'll fuck you up bitch then I'll fuck your mother I'll no scope you I swear to God I did not see that coming oh man oh man well we are no longer advertiser friendly guys this this stream it's not for advertisers no one's gonna advertise on this I do this I do this art for you I'm gonna have to retake that though because I gotta turn the game down on my mic for all the yelling cuz they just they just keep yelling all right so let's let's try all that yelling again but with a little less gain let's turn the game down on the microphone audio check audio check audio check shut the fuck what the fuck man doing nobody likes you wow that was too much in the middle hello Marcellus Thomas how is this for gain what if I yell at you like this does this sound better just a little more pinch more yay subscriber welcome to the scp channel also you may not have heard tomorrow night Christmas special 6 o'clock California time holiday live stream it's gonna be great yeah I like I like his whiny voice it makes me really happy that dr. Phil there's whiny and it makes me so happy so let's let's mic check this again spooky J you insufferable fuck how that sound okay we just need a pinch less pinch j you insufferable fuck yes we got it okay we've got yelling yelling volume so now we're gonna do all of the yelling every single one of the yellings that way I can keep it at this game the whole time and then I'll come back and do like the reading parts when I can put my game back up dr. filler versus spooky dash J again scp spooky dash J you insufferable fuck stay the fuck in your chamber before I beat your sorry ass you can't tell me what to do you skin sack David bones does as he pleases do you think care anymore this is why nobody visits you anymore Jesus you're so fucking annoying shut your dog slobber fuck boy you can't rattle these bones you can't rustle these Jimmy's spooky that's J if you keep this shit up I'm gonna call security down here and get you terminated if you don't dang it I gotta do that again cuz in recording if you're gonna be interrupted never stop yourself always keep talking and make sure that like say like three more words that way in post you can cut yourself off properly so it doesn't sound like you stopped on purpose the way I just realized dr. filler sounds like Morty to me that's the voice I'm using for dr. filler it's like a really angry Morty you keep this shit up I'm gonna call security down here and get you terminated if you don't know whether to do I didn't like what if you don't stop this bullshit right now if you don't stop this bullshit right now that's what I'm gonna add on J if you keep this shit up I'm gonna call security down here and get you terminated if you don't stop this bullshit you're gonna what kill me I'll fuck you up bitch then I'll fuck your mother I'm no scope you I swear to God why do I have to ask yay hey that's all I it's all I need in life this video this video is my crowning achievement Jesus you absolute twat waffle suck my Scala balls Dillagaff asked no scope what the hell is that are you unfamiliar with the term no scope no scoping is literally it's when you like sniper rifle shoot somebody in a shooting game but you don't look down the scope and so you're a badass because you headshot them without looking down your Sniper scope and then in current usage no scoping is something that like really super into it like gamer guys like oh I just no scope that guy oh my god I'm so cool 360 no scope as Russell pointed out so it can be pretty redic can be pretty redic okay so that's entry one okay here we go again here in the cafeteria in site 12 began to collect all the uneaten holiday food into several trash bags before disappearing from staff perception and then appeared in the quarters dr. Randy filler it's going after filler again yay smeared cranberry sauce across the surface of the desk pork consuming large amounts of bread stuffing why why it's Thanksgiving asshole you ruined my novel why are you doing this you don't even have a stomach you fuck wit I do it because I love you dad but I'm so happy spooky throws the rest of the back the wall where burst open above dr. fillers bed proceeds to run out of the room before security can arrive dr. fillers hence requested transfer to another site request pending alright so this is a this is a video so we'll do that in a minute when I can talk okay so that's all the yelling we did all the yelling so here we go backtracking and getting all the non yelling done backtrack backtrack all right so let's get the mic back up to where it is talking volume this is my talking volume this is the volume of my voice while I talk good right so here we go with talking SCP spooky-j and dr. filler proceeded to argue for several minutes before dr. filler was removed from the observation room and dismissed from active duty in site 12 and has been placed on pay to leave entry incident November 23rd 2016 SCP spooky-j appeared in the cafeteria of site 12 and began to collect all of the uneaten holiday food into several trash bags before disappearing from staff perception it then appeared in the quarters of dr. Randy M filler and smeared cranberry sauce across the surface of his desk before consuming large amounts of bread stuffing scp spooky-j continues to consume excessive amounts of stuffing where it exits scp spooky-j's body through its ribcage and is now coating the floor scp spooky-j throws the rest of the bag at the wall where it bursts open above dr. filler's bed and proceeds to run out of the room before security can arrive dr. filler has hence requested a transfer to another site request pending let's cut out that little gap between request and pending good that works okay keep on truck in entry incident December 24th to 25th 2016 1900 hours 50 minutes scp spooky-j exits containment chamber undetected 20 hours how would you say this again and again guys because it's like 1950 hours 20 hours 30 minutes how would you time code that I could switch it to like 7 50 p.m. but how do you say military time when you're doing it with minutes 23 30 hours okay cool so 1950 hours 20 30 hours 23 14 hours oh 110 hours oh 750 hours 10 35 hours 10 55 hours okay cool running it 20 out let's cut this up here 1950 hours scp spooky-j exits its containment chamber undetected 20 30 hours the hubcaps from all vehicles in site 12 staff garage go missing and are not found for several hours 23 14 hours dozens of large gift wrap boxes appear in the common area of site 12 while the room is vacated oh 110 hours scp spooky-j reappears in its containment chamber displaying erratic excited behavior it is wearing a green Santa hat at this time oh 750 hours an announcement is made that staff vehicles have been vandalized and on super blobby's here hello super blobby an announcement is made that staff vehicles have been vandalized an onsite personnel display warranted agitation 10 35 hours various personnel enter the common area of site 12 and discover the gift wrap boxes on the wall farthest from the doorway the statement merry christmas fuckboys is painted in expired gravy 10 55 hours all gift wrap presents are opened by an explosives on the EOD EOD EOD so do you say EOD or do you ice I change it from NTF when I do MTF because I say mobile task force instead 10 55 hours all gift wrap presents are opened by an EOD team and are all discovered to contain the stolen hubcaps from the staff garage a request has been submitted to the administrative board on the topic of the termination and archival of scp spooky-j to prevent further nuisances and possible hazards to site 12 oh out of breath dang it so many long sentence structures here fighting me man they're fighting me alright here we go a request has been submitted to the administrative board on the topic of the termination and archival of scp spooky-j to prevent future nuisances and possible hazards to site 12 entry incident February 14th 2017 dr. Randy M. Filler trap dr. Randy M. Filler received an anonymous package containing a human dr. Randy M. Filler received an anonymous an anonymous an anonymous an anonymous an anonymous an anonymous Dr. Randy M. 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anonymous anonymous anonymous anonymous anonymous anonymous anonymous anonymous anonymous anonymous anonymous anonymous anonymous anonymous anonymous anonymous anonymous anonymous anonymous anonymous anonymous and filler received an anonymous that doesn't sound right why doesn't it sound right when I say it anonymous anonymous anonymous oh no this isn't anomalous this is anonymous as in people this is people you don't know it's an anonymous letter an anonymous letter meditation for fucking up the dialogue I'll say fuck as many times as I want because this stream is already demonetized from doing this skip fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck an anonymous package an anonymous package an anonymous package anonymous package Dr. Randy M. filler received an anonymous package containing a human tibia and a letter reading this Valentine's Day I'd like to be your fuckboy from your spookily content of the package have been moved to forensic storage Dr. filler has requested an immediate not immediate indeterminate Dr. filler has requested an indeterminate indeterminate Dr. filler has requested and Dr. last sentence this is the last sentence Dr. filler has requested an indeterminate leave of I gotta say that smoothly like it's not enough to say the words I gotta sound good requested an indeterminate leave Dr. filler has requested an indeterminate leave of absence after receiving this package request again denied that's it we did it we did it we did it we did it we did it we did it we did it we did it it's done we did it did it on we got it got it file save project as scp spooky dash J so now I go to my notes where I keep track of everything that I am doing for the show and I write down that in editing let's see a waiting release to 317 dash J is gonna release on Monday after math and killers 3143 is unedited because I have synthetic aliens take but I don't have Murphy law yet he's in finals so he can't come around we're waiting until after finals to record Murphy law and so that's ready for release but today we did six letters needs to be edited and three 305 needs to be edited and spooky dash J needs to be edited alright so that is three videos worth the dialogue we just threw down so good job team site 42 is gonna have more stuff to do in the meantime I'm gonna call this off live stream over where I'm gonna grab some dinner and then we are going to I'm gonna spend most of the night editing these so let's see hey thank you guys for joining the stream I hope we all had fun remember that to do the YouTubey stuff in the bottom with the hello tangoo you haven't said anything but I'm glad you enjoyed the show yeah patreon merch discord server are all below and remember tomorrow the holiday live stream six o'clock California time until question mark question mark question mark however long we feel like doing that till we get bored or until I run out of scotch ah tangoo welcome to your first live stream we're gonna do the crazy holiday one tomorrow but this is kind of how the normal ones run I read things shout at things they go forever it takes forever to say goodbye because I love you guys I don't ever stop talking so I just keep talking you guys in the chat until we finally solidly say goodbye so see you guys next time whoops finish stream button haha no poke poke