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These mugs be funny. Anyway, there she was the cringe It's ain't nothing gonna get more cringy than that ladies and gentlemen this Especially because him in this lovely not absolute to subscribe million by the end of the 20 best is one My type is you He looks like a cartoon. Do you know it's the hair cut? It's good. This is how it's like it's like a black bar Okay, okay, okay How are you doing? He looked like trunks Dragonball Z. I'm good. Oh, you get the heart. Okay. My name is yak. She name. I'm 20 and I'm a care assistant You're a care assistant. Yeah, what are you ethnicity? Yeah, you're Russian Indian She's cute, but she's too young for me for me personally 20 is a red flag for me. You got too much in life to experience and no way you can have like a real relationship You know I'm saying like like we can Have fun, you know I'm saying but other than that now what are you? Oh, so you Indian. Yeah, you speak Hindi I understand a little bit. But I say yes or no. What are we doing? Now what's next? Oh, yes or no, okay You want if I sniff you sure bro, yo, bro, what is see this what I'm talking about you gotta be in character though. Oh Yes, yes Yes, I'll see you later. If he did that and said no. Oh my god She looked like she smelled good though. You wanted something speed with sniffing them You know I'm saying you can get that out the way early Do you want us to never reach 20 million? Is there something wrong with you? Are you a dickhead? Is there something wrong with your brain? Subscribe and get us to 20 mil. Thank you. Are you from I already said I'm good. You're from London Yeah, actually she's talking at the wall What is that like actually look at that mark right there, you don't see that What It's like a little black mark Hey speed got it. You could have just taught her to do a 360 Okay Give me a hug. Yeah, give me a hug How are you? I'm doing good Not gonna lie. That's gonna be a yes for me Of pure stature. Hey, how old are you? I'm 22. You're 22 22. How are you? I'm 21 Yeah, I'm 21. Yeah, I'm 21 So look where I'm from, you know, I got the signal. Yes. Yes, Portugese. So What we do when people greet each other, you know, and I really appreciate it because this is like my culture You know, I don't play by my portrait. Yeah. Yeah, so, you know, it's just greeting. Do we go? Hey speed, how you doing? So you come to me and you say, hey speed, how you doing? Hey, hey speed. No the other way. Oh Hey Yeah, this is good for the internet Speed tongue white as hell boy, you need a tongue scraper, but yeah for sure Okay, thank you so much. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes I just knew it I don't think folks gonna say no to anybody, but she's a no for me. I you ain't gotta say no more And I'm in the s you a nurse. Wait a minute. Now You heard what little baby said. I'm tired of these strippers. I'm going to doctors and dentists and okay. Wait a minute there My heart Don't tell me over and quick. Do you want me to be CPR? Do I punish it? Yeah Come on. Do I have permission? Girl. He is standing up Ain't nothing nothing's gonna work I forgot to turn on my ad block my fault y'all You got permission Oh, yeah, okay. Oh, yeah, you a good nurse. Thank you. How are you? I'm 21. Where are you from? I'm Bengali. Where's that? What's that? It's like next to India. South Asia. Oh, so you're Indian too Bengali, Bengali All right, let me ask you a question. All right. See me personally. I'm a I'm a girl now It's enough messy fan. You know what I mean? All right, but you know, I like the access to a lot of people Ronaldo are messy He's sitting around her up Ronaldo Yes Really Did you see how he was in the world car? Okay, why don't bruisey Okay, I'm not that much of a band. I just I love watching world car. Okay. Yes. Yes. Yes. He's valid She's valid. She's valid. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you too. Uh, Bengali It was enough for me. Bengali. Oh, hey, we have all big foot today. Oh Another no Damn, you look like a Barbie too. Yeah, I used to like play with Barbies all the time when I was young. Oh my god Did you? Yeah, it's definitely a no Her mouth looked like this Look like a Barbie too. Yeah, I used to like play with Barbies all the time when I was young. Oh my god Did you Hey, what's good about this? You seem familiar. What do you do Barbie girl? So I'm a dancer. Oh, let me see a move Oh, what do you mean? We're kind of like sassy. Shit This is a GTA Hey, baby, pick me up Wanna go for a ride? Used to be a Zimbabwe instructor. What Zimbabwe instructor. What the hell is this cringe now, mate? I don't like that It's been a no the moment she walked out and she had watermelon on mouth Listen up Let me see an outstanding brilliant move from you. Make this man happy. You see what I'm saying? Yeah, make me happy He's over yet. No, he's not happy. Yo, what did you say? Get her out. Why she's cute. I'm cute. Wait. He's talking. Oh Okay, I'm sorry. Oh shit. Okay. Why? Friends talking to me. He's not happy for some reason. I don't know why are you happy though. That's yeah, I mean Security wait, can I say yes to every girl? No Okay, yes, then you are not Really it's what you have brilliant moves. I like speed. Don't be on here being too nice now This is a no. This is for sure. No Well, you only got how many x amount of slots. There's no way bro. All right, you know what? It's time to be more, you know, what's that word to call? Dictatorship. No, not dictatorship Analytic, help me out. Somebody help me out. What is that? I'd love to be more decisive. I have to be more Neither one Hello, how you doing? Huh? Hell no. Oh no, I'm trolling. Oh my god. Did I scare you? I'm a little bit. I wasn't ready for that He's not screaming at me. Yeah, you my fault. My fault. My fault All right, if you're gonna wait me one through ten like just be honest the shoes ruin it I'm gonna go with 7.6. She's gotta go. She's gotta be enough. No, 7.8. Just say no. Damn, so like, okay So what do you do? No, man. Do you know what a bouncer is? No, so I'm security at a club. Oh, you security? Yeah All right, so stop me. It's a no. It's a this a no too though There's two noes in a row for sure. No, he's done the date. So If you're security, so stop me Okay, oh, yeah, what are they doing? Okay, how long do you want to take? We don't have all day. Just say yes or no. Let's try it. It's our question. Oh, stop wasting our time It's my first time. Stop asking questions Yes, no done. Okay. No Five four three two one Now I feel bad bro. I won't deal with it Sorry. Yeah, people wait I'm male. Oh really? Yeah, I love you. Fucking hell. That's a no Okay, so I have to speed it up because you know KSI's, you know, I can't let's see it now. I just eat that errands though Fanny errands It's a no, I see too many night walk videos and I see girls dressed like this and it's cringed in and it's cringed now. So no All right, turn around turn around. Oh no No, no, no I'm sorry. No, no, no, that's crazy That looks like my ass out there That's right No Okay, where are you from? Nigerian Yes, you know No, I don't know No, I'm sorry. Okay. Well, that's fine. Like I wish I get to know you but I'm in a rush. Yeah, bro It's a no. Anyway, don't don't don't explain yourself gango. It's a no Oh damn It is an absolute no. She had on a full gene outfit. It's a no. How are you? Hi, I'm good. Thanks. Give me a handshake Where about are you? Where about am I? Yeah, yeah here After that you got it you're embarrassed say no She is pretty perky though Hello, hey, nice to meet you. Nope. She's fresher than you. No, that's enough. You're feeling better. Yes, I am feeling better Who's our favorite football Premier League? Um Ronaldo, yes, let's say Ronaldo. Just Ronaldo. Yeah. Okay. Uh, how are you 21? What you do? Have a dancer. Let me see you move real quick. Do I see that like an echo trick? Yeah Who is it? One second you gotta get them deliveries man. I'm gonna edit that out though. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I can see it Oh, wow So you're acrobatic Yeah, yes, yes, yes I like her outfit anyway You know I'm saying that's like drip without going to the store and trying to hire Hello Oh shit It's a no It's a no take your ass back to the willy wonker factory of chocolate or the cadbury factory of chocolate. It's a no Whoa, okay. You are gymnastics He speaks like babies do like broken English your favorite football player Ronaldo Yes To be fair, she came in with the flip. Yeah, I got a question. Can KSI see me right now? Fuck you KSI you wherever you at You KSI What's going on you you big forehead mother Talk to some good looking females you thought I was saying Now this right here is pressure. I don't know what this girl is doing But it's a yes I'm flashing my tits. You're just gonna go for the tits. I always love flashing the tits. So if I please sniff me The first thing I'm gonna say, are you fucking? You're flexible. Yes, you seem to Extra moisture for him How are you? I'm good. Thank you. How are you? So no, I don't see a chin. I'm fine. I'm fine. You know who you mommy of? Come on. Like a witch I've had better but okay, I'll take it. It's not a nice thing to say. No, it's not in a bad way like a like a good witch Well, uh, what do you do though? I'm a dancer. All right. What kind of dancer? What's that with all these dancers? No, bro I'm hip-hop and commercial and heels hip-hop and commercial and heels. So like kids bop No It's okay. What did she say? Oh, I'm posed. She threw it out. Yeah, what she did sound like Alex Damn, I feel bad bro. Damn. Where are you from? I'm from Newcastle. What do you do? Um, I've just graduated. Um, I did forensic science forensic science. What's that? Like Looking at like blood patterns and stuff like that like crime scene stuff Damn, that's kind of like very once again. I hate the outfit. I do why are you wearing gym shoes with that? It's a no. I pass. I mean, you know Instead of word I'm trying to think of it Okay, so what blood type do I have? I'm dead. I'm dead. What's wrong with bro? Can I guess like oh No Oh Hey, kiyota, kiyota. That's an anime name. It means hello. So I'm from New Zealand. My name is Julia I've bought you something. What so I know you were sick recently. So I got you something from New Zealand That's quite cute. We're known for like having a lot of sheep. Um, kind of being sheep shawpuckers But anyway, no low key off the gift alone. I must say yeah But I'm bringing me no gift, you know out the trenches. We're not used to getting no gifts We used to getting you know, I'm saying them bracelets and And shot at Well, I'm from we don't get no gifts salute. Take them. That's holding up. Thank you It's like you're a little lamb. Um, so that you Oh, thank you Thank you That actually hit me to the heart like you've remembered that I had a very bad headache. Yeah. Yeah, I get a 360 Okay That's crazy. Are you actually look, you know good. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hold on to it Hey, I'm taran. Where else were they from like four times, brother? Okay. Where are you from? I'm gonna say no I don't know something about it man. You know, I'd be like I don't know because I feel like for women it's it's like it's not It's not expensive for y'all to get like fresh Like to look like like that might just be your style. But like no, oh gainer gainer gainer gainer In South America. Yeah, I know that. Yeah, do you know that? What do you do? I'm a probation officer. Oh, wow Who'd have fit We more Rehabilitate so we help people after they come out of prison. Good. I just kill somebody but then I can help you I need my tummy rods If you have any concerns, let me know we can refer you to the right agencies No, I'm gonna be yes darling Thank you so much, you know, okay. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes Are you from Namibia? Where Namibia? Where Namibia? Southwest Africa. Namibia. Yeah, I think that's a yes I don't give a damn where she from. She looked good Yeah Hey, listen, yes It might be that puff for me with the baby hair or the circle glasses, but And I like jeans in this this the style outfit. She got it on so I think it's the way you're pronouncing it I don't know what to say. That's what I've learned. I don't know. You asked me a question. Let's switch it Your first time in London. How's it going? Good. You came at the right time. Thank you. No Oh god, don't suck my blood god damn it. Hello. Hello. Hi. See a little freaky little bit like like Hey, hey, hey, she got tattoos like a chipotle bag I just wanted I want to see more. So yeah, I would say yeah, I'm curious. Hey I said hey, not you. No. Oh my god. He's just like that says A speed is a minute. I'm not even gonna lie. He's kind of making me proud right now Because this is really how they used to supposed to go Hey Talk about it. I knew you go straight for the tits. Not going to lie. Yeah, I know it. Yeah, they're pushing it quite big Shit. Yeah, my name's lorry Okay, hey, uh, I can't even focus shit Oh, what are you? I'm 24 24. What are you saying? I'm from wells. I'm Welsh. You speak the uh I heard of Welsh cakes, but I never heard of Welsh breast. That's tough Oh, well, see him. Well, see him. Yeah, I'm actually first language. Well, all right, I need your help. They got a language She captain. There's no what there's it's English, ain't it? Say something. I'm into your tea back a squalor in that. It actually does not make sense That means I really fancy you slamming your face stuck in your throat What? The Welsh got their own language Wait I say yes, I say yes Oh How you doing the next girl has just seen that nice to meet you now. Where you from the full gene outfits for me is enough off time From London, you from South London, aren't you? I can sense the badness the that bad apple in the south London, you know what I'm saying It's a good thing or a bad thing. It's a good thing. It's a good thing because I like the bad apple It's hot. You know what I'm saying, so really south on this way. It's out there. I like her shoes though I don't know about that. No, that's not true. Ex the doubt. Oh south that ain't nothing but bricson in and trash I'm offended. So what's love called? Chelsea. Oh, Chelsea. Oh Yes, yes, yes How fast do I have to fucking go god damn, what's this happening? So you just look at their faces be like no No Let me introduce myself fast. No Now that's a yes. I'm that's the one I seen doing that little split thing yoga Oh, really? Oh, yeah. Wait. Okay, introduce yourself. Uh, hi. I am Kelsey I am 25 and that's your model. All right. I'm hot. Can you like fan me on you? Yeah, I'm hot. Yeah All the way around Okay Side bro, like why would you expose your meat to everybody? It's like that I was waiting until you're gonna do that. No This is not gonna lie when they say yes, none. Yeah, bring him on That took 15 minutes bro. I'm sweating out here, bro. So what's next now? You want to see if they say yes to you They're gonna say no to me. I don't think I do well. Do you have any favorites? Her ass is fat I can tell you don't like one girl up there. You're like, no Three two one Oh cold out Shit That's what I got. Hey, they all know who speed is. Why would you walk away from this like that would be dumb That would not be smart on your behalf What did I say Told you Is anyone dead that you really really like yeah, do you want a free free day? We're kind of like an indie girl That was the first one, right? Yeah, she's pretty you remember Toby's always scowling girls anywhere you go Oh I should have watched the 21 video This is knob, this is meat right here and this is pinky pinky meat is touch, you know Bro can't touch my peace getting up with this one. We just want you to speed yourself be myself We want to rate your riz. Fuck He always He knows you right so be yourself. So what do I like have you ever been on the date? No behind Our day Fuck out Put it closer to in your mouth kiss eyes more than the mic Go gas Last brand don't sit down, but a sit down Right or left. Yeah, that one that one that one. Oh, I should move seat real quick. No, I don't like that one He's fucking when he's trolling. Hi babe. You okay? Hey, this is the one he like this the one he like Okay, let me get down here. So Hey, hey, actually this is like my first date. So really I'm kind of excited, you know, never been on a date before I've never been in a day before that's crazy. I don't really know like what to do But I generally like you know, you were very pretty lady What's your favorite dish from india lamb rogan josh come on You got to put the curry on it in a sauce on it. I love it Copy on it and the sauce on it. So you say you're what 23? Hold on wait Foreheads laughing I don't want to say it right now. Just tell them what we're going to go. Okay. My fault. My fault. I was having some weird things going on in my body You're very beautiful and you're very handsome. Actually very yeah, what is handsome about me? You have really kind eyes and you have really nice lips as well No one never said that to me before a lady Nobody never said that to me. Oh, here we go. Nobody Thank you stop when I'm gonna fall in love Because I'm actually like already falling in love with you. He says don't be trying too hard Maybe I'm falling in love with you as well. You're lying to me. She's lying I can tell what somebody's lying looking to my eyes Is Like you mean it, baby Ear heart She's the one oh my god god finally That's No lie, I'd be surprised if somebody finds the one in one of these videos like the one is crazy You're the one I've been looking for you know, I've been looking for you. I like you now Okay, so I kind of take it back though. She is pretty though Like if you stare at her long enough, you might like fall in love like no cat like she got it like that. She Facially she got that so much. Yeah Like I don't even know what to say anymore. You know your instincts Also a number. Yo, can I get your number? What I blowed clad what I blowed clad again talk about So look I got a primarily game tomorrow, you know what I'm saying. Yeah about the score hat trick Uh-huh if I want to like, you know, take you out after the match would you be up for that? Definitely? Yeah, I love that. Yeah Everyone knows who speed is there's not a woman on here that don't know who speed is So at the end of the day, they probably all think they could finesse them in Do you reckon that's his first number he's got as well? Oh How do you think the date went it went really well surprisingly But yeah, he's really good-looking and I'm surprised he asked for my number as well, so that's a win Definitely, yeah, she said yes to a second date bro Not gonna lie. He wanted what he wanted. You know, I feel like in all of these they want a specific one And he actually got that nobody through no like wrenching his game the date out of 10 10 All right speed for this next one. You are gonna be the most disgusting version of yourself Terrible hygiene. I'm talking biting your fingernails picking your nose picking your ears scratching your butt scratching your eyes God that stinks you want to smell You've been wearing those two weeks two days You're gonna tell them two weeks He has actually never watched Watch I'll still pull it off He has never seen this before never never I'll be too smooth on here, man. Just let me get my little cloud up Let me come on here. So Hello. Hey, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. So no gosh, let's not do that Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. So no gosh, let's not do that Let's not do that. Let's not do it. Give me your eye band instead I'm sorry. That was a bit grim. That grim. What does that mean? Disgusting. Wow Is that how you like it? No, no, no, no. No, I want to show you about underwear. I have no, I have cr7 underwear Yeah, cr7 underwear. That's What do you think? Ronaldo's nasty? No, no one said that speed. Call of it. Ronaldo talking. That's Ronaldo underwear Christian Ronaldo cr7 that's that's that's that is borderline questionable I would never wear another man brand of draws Just give me the the basics like Touch those you're never taking them off. So these draws right here I've been having these on for the past four months I met Ronaldo and ever since then I never took these draws off to say I fucking stink, bro And you touch my hands. I fucking stink That's grim Why? Because you need to wash your boxes, but Ronaldo touched them. Okay fans, that spares them Oh Do I stink? You're scared I'm scared. You're scared to smell me. No, don't say that. So why won't you smell me then? Because you just said you'd be wearing boxes for like four months That's actually crazy. I got a little shit stain here and there. Well sometimes like I do be having like shit stains or shit Coming all that like on my drawers That is grim Grim, like, are you kidding me? Put a finger up your nose. Do you want to teach me your lingo? Yeah, teach me some legal So you teach me What are you talking about? Say in my culture, this is normal something came out because when he he went like this inflicted something came out. Look Look at his hand, but what are you talking about? Say in my Brush that thing off. I told you this is normal Whoa, Vic It's a little racist Vic slow down. You know what I'm saying? Cancel Vic. No, I'm just like, bro That's like in portugal. This is normal. Like is it? Yes So like it's kind of fucked up how you just like just bashing me because I'm just doing regular things That I do in my country, bro You laughing about how my drawers look, you know, shit stains and all that like Like, you know, like, I know I stink, but I still love and like you, you know It's crazy Say your boogers taste good if you really like someone you wouldn't just Look at your mouth boogers kind of taste good. It's got a little bit of salt. It's like a little salt Really, yeah, you're like being dead ass right now. Yeah, I don't rate that I want you to try and pick your nose. All right. How about you pick your nose since you're like talking about No, no, no, no. It's mom culture. He said you respect mom culture. How about you pick your nose now? No, thank you. This is so disrespectful right now. This is so fucking this Don't cry I need you to pick your nose. I need you to pick your nose like I'm dead ass do it with me Please with me. I'll do it. You please I'll do it. You come on. I'll do it for you. Do you want me to do it for you? Do you want me to do it for you? Smell your feet. You scared me off now. That's so crazy, bro What was he saying? Why have you got pink socks on? Yeah, respect breast cancer. I told you It's a nice thought though, isn't it? Is there anything else that you want to do before like I want to scratch my ass actually real quick. I feel like scratching my ass Go on go on do it then go on. Let's see Stop moaning. What do we get? Honestly, none of that's a face we can do as well Oh, yeah Yeah, good luck to the next go that's going to shake your heart. You want to smell? You want to smell it? He's getting the gooch and everything like tickle this gooch Speed tickle this gooch It's not bad. I'm not serious. It smells good. It smells good. I'm serious No, thank you. No, someone's like coconut whole also the number. Oh, no, no, thank you Okay, can I get your number though, please? All right, it's our seven I told you there's not going to be any denial. Why would anybody denial this deny his like they're not them Come on. You do it. You do it. Oh seven. Ain't no way Okay, see look and I got your number see but next I respect my culture like He's got shitty pants on it. It's still on that because I really don't do like about love Bengali in you know what I'm Is she the Bengali one? I ain't gonna lie. They got some Because I really don't do like about they got some um textured women in here. Love been gone. That's the word texture Allie in you know what I'm saying Do us a favor next go you you see shake hand You can leave now, bro Oh, no, what are they telling you to do? What are they telling you to do? Speed literally has no filter This this probably is one of the greatest ones we've seen so far because he ain't up here trying to be too cool He did don't give a f u c k. You feel me? This is his stream now Why are you trying to pressure a fart? Oh shit on yourself. Be cool. He's gonna shit himself. It's like a shitter I told him to leave that is actually grim. Is he actually always like this? She said fuck off We're gonna ask you about how you always hate this. We actually don't know Oh, I don't know how speed actually is in real life He's so always into this character though. I can assume that he's always like this So should he hit right there So how was your date? Did you see that? That was awful, wasn't it? He literally like touched his bum tried to shake my hand. I told him to touch the next girl though. So good luck to her Still gave me a number though. Did you give speed another chance at date? No, did you give him the wrong number by the way? I can't like that was my actual number And I rang it as well these women now she got your number two now I can't stop me You can't stop me. Whatever y'all do smelly ass smelly balls. Go worse than come on. I need the challenge. Come on I literally scratch my balls scratch my ass and I still got her Come on now, bro. All right the next date. We're gonna give you a guitar She told me she wouldn't give him a second chance girl You that's your real you from the car him you have to serenade her with a freestyle have to what serenade her What does that mean? You're a singer Just say And everything Everything has to just be like grown man voice cracker the singing in it. So you can't just be speaking to her has to be you singing This should have been a no anyway She's gonna play along with it because she's kind of goofy anyway, so it doesn't even matter. Oh, yeah Have you used the guitar before? Oh Hey trouble trouble She's getting into it way too much for the note. She's playing wow Hey Sunshine You're so beautiful Oh I love the pink I love you It's so beautiful. Oh you We ain't making it out Are you gonna carry on or are we done? Yes You were so close to cutting me, weren't you can you explain that in a song? What do you mean? Play the riff nearly cut me because of my shit dance moves. Oh, yes The shit dance moves I almost forgot They were so shit So show me something now that makes sense. Oh, okay. I will only show you good dance moves if you can sing in tune Oh Betty wish they didn't give her that bump before she came out she gotta be outside bookish Should you do that little Why not Who's stopping me again? But uh, don't you dare That is My guitar that's a bit disappointing Okay, look look look. I know you're a bit upset about this make up a little guitar. It's hard. Okay You sing my play. Okay This is mental Down you'll spy you feel a tingle when you hear this christmas jingle this one's here now Yeah, you get crossed up no christ cream. It's christmas and you don't want to miss this Grab the guitar and smash it I imagine a business shut the fuck up Come to me come to me Come to me when he's smashing it And just walk out walk out Now that is a performance shut the fuck Not gonna lie you should have walked out like that. Oh, she shouldn't even be here. That's what I like to see Watch this to be fair, I really appreciate the fact that he's just gone for it Like he he you know, I knew I was more the dominant one Do you like the guitars man's beta speed so I knew if I did something like that for him to impress me He did it didn't he in the end How do you think your date went? I think I have a number I think it was random I quite liked it. I'm quite a spontaneous girl. The fuck and you know what? He smashed a guitar for me, you know, so who's really winning called me beautiful 53 So I'm happy Would you go on another date or speed? Yeah, but I think he needs to have some singing lessons Oh Why does he keep touching his meat and why is he not addressing it? Hey, sir speed That's my meat That's my meat and that's your pinky and they touch twice Let's slow down And now he holding his meat like it's getting like Like you know what I'm saying like He's That's not fair. I feel like it's real danger Twisted tea is a refreshing hard iced tea There's something going on that we don't know about Who's grabbed it? This heavy was here My fault Okay, here comes this Keep us still Wait, what's with that movement by there? Speaking of this one. I want to see your Portuguese is Yeah, that's yes in Russian No English just Portuguese Clado clado clado Cheers Josh So just speak portuguese to her Hola Hey Tudo bem Oh, yes speak of Portuguese Oh, nice to see you again You know what you're saying bro, he's making up words I'm telling you it don't matter if this man came out and started clicking his tongue It doesn't matter whatever he got going on They gonna go with it They don't care Yeah, I get it. Yeah Yo quiero Yeah Yo quiero No, I think they're like a number Yo quiero que tu celular Yo quiero Yo quiero Me Yo You like me Now You want You should go down now and just change the meaning of that Yeah Phone Cellular Take picture You want the number Sim sim sim sim He's got it, he's got it Bro, it didn't speak a word of nothing. I'm telling you like this is this is Yo quiero Você Yo quiero Yo quiero Oh my gosh Você No I will be his translator. Okay. Thank you. Go Okay, speed says you have a massive ass Okay So Okay Is he is he speaking some It's convincing It sounds portuguese. I got a friend who's from brazil and he speaks portuguese. He got the cadence He got the accent. He got a lot of it now He's wondering how is my small penis going to enter that massive Fat How do you walk with that I like walk with like my legs Quero No, no, no Now he gotta be saying something He's saying something this is like he got anybody portuguese can translate Okay, can I please see your ass? See That's what he wants. Yeah, you can look but you can't touch You go now Okay, he wants you to walk up and down Okay, yeah, so Oh my god Oh my god You are the greatest thing I've ever seen Him and KSI need to start a channel or something I Is it that big though? You know, you look that big maybe because I live in Miami and I it's bbl central central over here It's so big. Oh my god, the tie to cheek ratio was good though for sure You are making me honey See This is fantastic I I don't actually know what he means by that But I think he wants your number. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I've given you a new uh, new me though No, he wants your mom's number, sorry Okay, he wants you to call your mom He wants you to call your dad My dad I Might be slight real flag I do know my dad, but like I just don't speak to my dad Complicated Padre complicated Okay, bye-bye. Ciao. Ciao. Go with him. Go with them. Ciao. Ciao. I'm leaving. Don't say passabi. What the fuck I mean Oh, he's a mess man. He literally sounds like a like a Brazilian woman You kiss I actually a dumb ass So how do you think your date went? Does the language barrier But I think it went kind of well, what I think he complimented me loads and I think say nothing about your face It's the booty not your beauty Literally, I appreciate that. It might be a little bit too forward for like the first date But we can work on that for for fall And would you go on a second date? Um, yeah had a lot of girls numbers, bro But I don't even think he spoke a little bit of English. So maybe maybe if he brings his translator She want the two man Quite interested in the translator as well, are you? No, no, no, but like I think he's translated helped the process, you know, everywhere you go, bro You are making me horny Thank you. Thank you. I feel like when you get your phone back on Kai has a fat penis. Are you seeing that? That's something why you sound surprised about that bit. It's black She literally like I'm watching a movie just alone. She's a backflip one. She came in and did a cartwheel Yeah, right speech. She came in doing a cartwheel, but you're more acrobatic You need to challenge her to everything push-ups running anything you can You need to beat her backflip and you need to beat and you need to tell her that you're better and celebrate like crazy I'm just the asshole and jackass and like I'm better than her. Yeah Okay, you gotta get it make it physical Brother please Hello How are you? Brace didn't wash that hand by the way It's a major. Give me a matter of fact. Give me a hug. How you been? Did you miss me? I missed you. Yeah, take your time. Why not my mistake and you're uh, you're like you're good at flipping, right? I'm a gymnast. I'm a gymnastics teacher. Yes. So you're telling me whatever I do you can do better. Yeah Do this better than me, okay? Okay Oh Now speak and flip. I've seen them learning that it was crooked. Y'all remember I used to flip I don't know if I ever told y'all this but it was crooked, but he could do it though. I've seen them Or she's about to do it. She's got them shoes and everything. She's ready She did it better She's literally the pink power ranger Ridiculous, I did it better I'm actually Damn, hold on. I was sick. Damn. That was my one only All right, something's like can you do this? That's pretty sick to be fine. Do you want exactly that? Yeah, just exactly that. Just don't twist it Fuck man. Yeah, she was going to say else as well after Can you do the splits? Yeah, I do the splits kind of Pause I'm a boss for you Oh Yeah, let me see you do yours. Are you sure? Yeah, I don't want to make you look bad. No, I just do it She's just crazy, bro. That's just insane I'm sorry. That's just the same, bro. Shit. I don't know for the culture. I might have to take that down She a little bit too flexible speed. You know what you got to ask after this You did the splits now. Can you do it on her? I don't know So you're not gonna do car wheels backflips front flips. What can we get them to do? Can you do this? She threw some rhythm in there too. She's used to this. There you go. She's not new to this. She's true to this. Look at the rhythm It's good for you. It's good for you I was just better, but okay Let's do this He's on the infinity wall Why is he doing long jump in the studio? Really? Really? What was he about to do? I don't know. I just wanted to stitch you up. She's about it No, no, no, no. Let me do it. See you're scared. You know that you can't do this. Okay. You know you can't do what I'm about to do Yes, stay back here I was pretty sick Do that Any help? She looked like someone got run over or something Do it again. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. That's brave. No, she's gonna she's trying to kill me. Oh my god. Jump over that. Yeah. When do we stop this madness? I need help guys. I need help. I need help Let's talk about something else This is a smart man. Hey, I got a charity match. I don't even want to like try. Say you win, mommy. Mommy you're win Yeah You're the mommy. I'm your bitch. I'm your bitch Do you want me to bark for you? Want me to bark? You want me to? Go on. I'll do it better Oh Please find his match. Will you marry me? Would you marry me? Get out of here All right. She is not bumming nature. Shit. Take it off. So I can marry you. Would you marry me? Okay I'm not gonna lie. She's just as goofy as speed like I would have passed her but she's a good time right now I'll drink your milk. I'll drink your milk I was moved by milk of magnesium. Y'all seen the movie? Oh god. Get that mic out of his hands. I drink your period Nobody asked bro to say that Thank you So now we're husband and wife. Yep. I love you, mommy. I'll see you soon. Is that me the second date? I love you, mommy. See you soon Wait, let me get your Let me get your number Wait, so did he say I want to drink your period? Yeah, I went to the toilet and had bar cake And then that happened But um, she was she was too good I think it went well Well, I guess he was a little bit embarrassed at certain times. Is that so okay? I'm not gonna lie to you like she like y'all need to call her back She needs a call back for some other type of video that y'all got going on. She is She was surprisingly Down for anything. Making sure they're true feelings. They don't always have to be as big as they seem And would you give speed a second date? Well, we're married now. So I guess I'm gonna have to engage She tried to kill you by won't you kicked up that chair? I'm going to tell you to be a different animal while you're on your date All right, this is south london. She might not want to play these games. Oh, yeah, like cat dog snake. Shark out of water But when you're an animal, you can't talk English Wait, someone give me a list of animals You're literally 30 Yeah Yo, how you doing beautiful? I'm good. How are you doing fine? Of course. How you then she got a 30 inch wig? I've been good. He's good. I've been waiting to see you. You know, you're beautiful. Oh, thank you Now before I haven't seen a very long time so Is that normal to you? What do you mean? Is that what you do? Oh, hell no Music cat dog, what's going on here? Stop hurry That's a purr that's a meow a lot of purr But make it carry you say what was you saying now I was saying like, you know, you like you from south london and shit I was trying to tell you like bro. That's that's the Hood and shit and I was saying Manchester and I still stand by that Manchester is better than london I told you she won't be able to do this. You don't want to play that That's the heels have eyes snake No Oh hell no What bro select So I deadass think Manchester is better than london bro and Chelsea is in east london west london or whatever shock out of water Now he's the walking dead Oh I just don't get it like I'm sitting here trying to talk to a beautiful woman Something more like woodlouse or something like speed means a movie Like somebody go ahead Kevin Hart throw a movie yet, bro. I got dead ass think you're the one in You look like stand up Oh I don't know like do I block back Dinosaur No, no way, this is not what I signed up for the fingers that ice goes. They're human human. She's mortified Can you stand up for me, please? Let's go. What's wrong? What's wrong with you? You look so uncomfortable I mean, I am uncomfortable. I look like look a lot of a little steal stood up. No, didn't you feel like you feel like turn around? You know, yeah, okay I try I try Well, can you stop doing this weird stuff now don't what what you've been doing like what am I doing? You're just you're doing we're doing a lot You're not doing enough. You're not doing enough Oh, shit That hit different when you hear you're not doing enough Come on, you're not doing enough So you want me to block meow give me a high five give me a high five dinosaur Ah Really something wrong with bro bro on your channel is up. That's crazy Fuck I don't know what I expected How was your flight? How was your flight? Human. What do you say? Where are you coming from? I'm from Ohio. But my ethnicity is Portugal. Ohio. From Ohio, though. Makes a lot of sense. Oscar, our favorite animal. Well, why are you there? I'm from Chicago, but my ethnicity is British, so I get it. What's your favorite animal? Dolphin. Do it. Do it. It's a kangaroo. The noise, the noise. That one's so cold. Okay, easy. Say meaningful. Oscar, if this turns around. Oh, vicarous. Does it turn around? What? What do you say? Does it turn around? A dolphin. Does it turn around? Does what turn around? To say, if you know you know. If you know you know. Now you won't say too much. Penguin. What? A dolphin. A dolphin. A dolphin. A dolphin. A dolphin. A dolphin. A dolphin. Hevenidos the cake. He seems pretty! Are you possessed? Oh, no. I'm down, alright? Just calm down. I'm calm. What's up with you? These two. He can't be tough. This kid's not ratting the head. Relax, you know? I try and get the number. number. If you get this number it's crazy. Alright bro, you know what? Okay, can I get your number? Are you gonna keep doing that? Do what? Do what? I'm just making sure this is... Bro, just I'm not doing anything, just let me get your number. Alright. Dinosaur. I was just waiting... Human, human. Bro, let me get your number. Bro, look at what you're doing. What about... Bro, let me get your number. Look what you're doing. Just let me get your number. I'm not doing anything. Let me get your number. Are you dumb or something? Look what you're doing. Just let me get your... Dude, do they still have the same broken chair from when... Who broke the chair? Who broke the chair? Y'all got... Y'all getting too much money to not replace this broken chair. Y'all... The same... I get why Kai got his broken, but come on now. Toe number, I'm not doing anything. Let me get your number. Are you dumb or something? No. Are you fucking stupid? This girl's a wanker. Yo, fucking wanker. Damn, shorty. Oh, she's fighting him. Are you still getting the number? Yeah, I do wank. And what? Yeah, I'm wanking what? I'm even still typing my number like a waste phone. I can't do this. Bro, she's a bloke, bro. Just let me give it to... Bro, you didn't even put your phone number in. Because look how you're acting. What are you talking about? I called you just the last number. Look how you're acting. Bro, just do it. Bro, stop being a wanker and just fucking do it. Stop being a wanker and just do it. Yo, can you do it at a cold Tuesday night at Stoke? Dinosaur. You're telling me I'm supposed to give you a number when you're acting like a damn fool? Leave us a cockroach. Just let me get your number. Just finish it. If he gets this number, it's crazy. Call it. Call it. Now I have your number. I'm telling you, ain't nobody going to miss the opportunity out of bag. Now we all know this is for a video, but you know, hopes and dreams is what is made of it. Hey Siri, what is I show speeds net worth? That's cap. That's cap. They say 500k. That's cap. What did you make me do? So how do you think your date went? Well, like I've seen speed make 500k in two, three streams. I'm a bit confused. Yeah, bro. Wow. He's wigging on this one. Well, I'm sweating. Where's the AC? Turn on. Two ads back to back. Nonskip is tough. 11 million views. I wonder if they do like an ad shared like they shared a revenue from this video with speed or he's just like, I'm doing it out the love. It's all right. It's true. She was bad. It went. It went. That's what I have to say. She is cute though. I ain't gonna hold you. It went. Would you have a second date with speed? Oh, absolutely. No. I don't think we can even get past the normal conversation. It's your first miss. We got him. He got the number. It ain't gonna miss. Yes. Yeah. Did you give him your real number? Wait, wait. Was it a real number? Yeah, I did, but he can't call it anyways. Why? Why can't you call it? No, because you came on bar. I had AT&T dumb ass. Just call it a dinosaur. She's traumatized. That was very good. That was very, very good. So you need AT&T. Okay. What are you trying to change into? Football boots. Something a bit more suited. Some socks. Some shin pads. Sin guard. Some shorts. And of course. It's a lovely kit. So now you're fucking my pride now. The animal's won. Nessie bar? Oh, I don't like him though, bro. I don't feel right. It's like sticking something up your butt, like, bro. This doesn't feel right. For some. Bro, just casually eating a banana? Like, what? Yeah, yeah. You just need a potassium in the middle of the shoot? Something more like that. You're splitting yourself, man. Don't look at me like that, bro. Why are you looking at me like that? I know you like it like this. If you really don't want to wear it, you can just wear the Portugal one. Yeah, I'm wearing the Portugal. Fuck that message right there. So I put this on in what? I'm just convinced that you're like a professional footballer. This must be a miniature idea, isn't it? Hi. There you go. He's in. He's in. How you doing? Let's get the shit out of here. Oh, I'm taking the heels. She's dispossessed it. What is she? Oh, she's a baller. It's hard to take a look too far. I wonder how it goes. Can you say hi? Yeah, but I wasn't going to show you hi by the different way. Oh, you were? Basically, I'm a professional Premier League player. I go as Rafael Leo, you know. Rafael Leo? Yep. I'm off. I was off. I have terrible, okay, hand-eye. I'm going to show you some of my skills. Let me show you my touch real quick. Okay. Give me the ball high up. Just like that. Okay. Okay. Oh, that's pretty good. It was off. What? It was off. Where did you get that fit from? Just online. I do like her fit. I don't know what it is, man, but girls in blue jeans, it's cool with me, man. Blue jeans, any shirt that you want to swag, do it with. It comes in in max. Is it safe with your shoelaces untied? Yeah, let me see the goals. They broke off. He's going to break her ankle. I take your boots off. All right, I want to show you some skills. You feel better now? Okay, I want to show you some goddamn skills, okay? Okay, show me your skills. This is what I call the elastico. Okay. Now, this is what I call the fucking elastico here. You going to mean? Okay. This is the elastico. You go down and press me. Flip-flap with a slap. I like that one. You promised us a flash. Are you going to deliver or not? Like, this is your time. Flash us. Not that I want to see something like that, you two, but I just hate when people like say stuff and they don't deliver. This is a rainbow flick. Now, this is a rainbow flick. Okay, I'm ready. Don't hit me. Make one up. All right, now, this is the superstar 5000. All right, this is the superstar 5000. Superstar 5000. Oh, my God. Relax. What are you doing? Why is it coming this way? These are the dastiest shimp I've ever seen, by the way. No, no, no. You're going to hit me in the face. They've got an ankle finger on it from the fucking, like, 2000s. Relax. Relax. It's all horrible. Sorry. What's going on? I was entertained. It was really good. She's trying to yam his body. It was really good. No, it's like every time I'm trying to do a move, he was like, Look, he's eating that. I was ready. I was trying to just catch you. Let's play a game. Okay, let's play a game now. Okay, where are we playing? 1v1 for your number. Let's 1v1 for your number, okay? Okay. This is my goal. This is your goal, okay? Okay. Are you ready? Oh, oh. Oh, no. She might want to take her shoes off. You want to take your shoes off or are you going to keep the heels off? I can do it on these. I'm not going to lie. At this point, I expected nothing less from speed, but to get scored on in heels and blue jeans. Like, that's different. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh my God. Offside, offside. She's offside. Why would you name that out of 10? You were offside. Come again. No, it's offside. No, no, no. Okay, let's go again. It's fine. I know. And I did it in my heels. She's just booing him. It's okay. Let's go practice. What's happening? He's cooking. Let's go win. Let's go wins. Let's go wins. I hope she wins. Are you ready? This is the end for you. Just pick up the globe. She tries to shoot. You can't just pick it up. She just did the jiddy on it. It was even better. Throw it, throw it. Throw it. Can you do like, what is it where they do it with like the chest? Yes. I'm going to throw it at you and you like. Yeah, yeah. You're going to do it, ready? You should do it and set him up. Okay, ready, do it. Yeah. Do it back for her. Do it in control of your breasts. Hey, yo. You want to control it with your tits? Yeah. Okay. Here we go. She's sweating too. What are you aiming for? Just whatever. Okay, go. Popeyes needs sweet and spicy. I think she's sweating. Hurry up. Nobody, yes we do want Popeyes, but like hurry up. Sorry, go. Is that good? Can I be the wall and I'm your... Yeah. So I'm the ball? Yeah. Do it again with that sniffable. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. He's kicking tight with it. All right, all right. Did you like that? Yeah, I do like that. Now it's going when she's not looking. Yeah, that smells good. Oh, you're a cheat. You're a cheat. Let's do the benefit. Let's do one, though. Let's do one, though. Same. Oh, shit, she into it. Hey, look, I get your number now, okay? You want my number? Yes, I get your number. Okay. After you get the number, just Rashford celebration. Do you remember my name? Yes. It's okay. Are we going to name the little sheep together? Yeah, his name is Timothy. Timothy the lamb? No, walk off. Oh, bye. Nice meeting you. Run back on and grab the lamb and run off. Call me that. I can't believe she scored against you. Yeah, that was great. It was offside. How do you think your date went? Um, I actually had fun, to be honest. I really was scared of him barking at me, so I'm really glad that that didn't happen. I should have barked at him. I thought it was funny. But I thought it was quite funny. It's like a little chemistry for a second, and then he cheated, and I'm not about cheating, so that's fine. He's got my number, so I hope he calls. Oh. She was into you, man. Would you go on a second date with me? Absolutely. No, she is. You seen her? You think that? She's into you. She that? Told you she that? Yeah, the controller. Control it with your tits. Oh, yeah, I liked her. Here we go. Let's get interesting. He said yes to every girl except two. Speed. Yes. Listen up, buddy. We want you to be a yoga instructor. Get her involved. Do a whole class with her. Start showing them all the poses that you know. We might give you some poses as well. Do you want your phone to get the number? Yeah, I do need my phone. Why did you have a flinch? I just thought, I want to touch her feet. I thought I wanted to touch his penis. This is so funny. Stop. Okay. Hey. Hello. So today, this is the speed. Yoga class, okay? Yeah, I got it. Okay. Hey, straight inch. So, first off. Downward dog. This is called one of my friends made it. His name is Benzi. You know Benzi? It's called the doggy downward, okay? Come down. Yes. What? Okay, bring over. Okay, bring over. Bring over. Okay, give it three more seconds for the back vertebrae. Okay, come up, come up, come up, come up. Okay, good job. Sleight of loose. Now try the Celestial Vega. Now, next one is the Celestial Diego. Oh, I haven't heard of that one yet. Yeah, it's French Turkish. Okay. Get down on your palms and what you have to do is put your head down like that. Yes, yes, yes. What the hell? Oh my God. Oh, you got it. She's flexible. We know this. Actually do it. Where's your flexibility? You might got a, here, can you push it? I don't want to hurt you there. Stop throwing it. Fold him. More? More. Oh, oh, fuck. Are you good? More, more, more. He's shaking his legs. Oh, fuck. Keep fighting, keep fighting, keep fighting. Keep fighting, keep fighting. I'm sorry. All right, now we're doing pose, okay? Okay. Do the sexy octopus. Now this is called the sexy octopus, okay? Oh, so it's kind of a weird pose. So you got to, like, get low. Since octopus got, like, eight fingers and shit, you have to low. I think she's my number one choice, though, look. You have to, like, yeah. Do this. Yep. Yeah. That feel good. Do this. Yep. Yeah. Bro took a sip of his drink. He in tune, like, I'm poofy. It feel good. Damn, why does this feel good? Don't know. Now the next one is? The Squidward. That's Squidward. SpongeBob? Yeah, SpongeBob. So the episode where he's, like, doing all that shit, like he's doing ballerina and shit. So yeah, you do that and you twist, turn around. You twist and you twist and you bark. But I bawl. Yeah. No, louder. Tell her that it's a serious yoga lesson. No barking. It really annoys you. God damn it! You okay? This is a serious fucking yoga lesson. No barking. It distracts me. All right, do the kaisana. Let's try that. All right, now this one here is the kaisanato, okay? So you go, water my mother. Water my mother. Water my mother. Water my mother. Yeah. Okay. Water my mother. All right, now let's try the ex-QC. Now let's try the ex-QC, okay? The what? The ex-QC. Okay. It's different. Gaby, gaby, gaby, gaby. Gaby, gaby, gaby, gaby, gaby, gaby, gaby. Okay. Okay, you don't. Okay, that's not bad. And then two more times. Gaby, gaby, gaby, go. Gaby, gaby, ah, gaby, gaby. One more time. A gubygabry, guby, go. A gubydah, a gubydidibru. That was fantastic, you're learning. That's fantastic, you're learning now. Go for the number. Jesus Christ. Ask if she wants to book another lesson. If you want to book another lesson, hey, put your number in right now. I need the lesson number two. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It used to be done. We must all be so clapped, by the way. We ugly. No, we are, we are. There you go. Okay, I have your number. Do you know how hard it was for us? I was fat. When we were 18, bro. I was fat in a virgin. 18, 19, bro. You wanna go and get it till I'm noted, or what? Yeah, I was down bad. 18, 19, oh man, I was living my best life. It's a fact, bro. Give me a second chance. Thank you so much for the yoga lesson. See you next time. Thank you. See you next time. But if the second chance wouldn't change it, I would still be ugly. Who's good looking, man? I'm not, I've got lazy arms. One, two, middle, then. One, two, middle, then. So, how do you think your date went? It was very interesting. Not gonna lie, bro picking every girl is crazy. I've never been on a date like that. But, you know, it was actually kind of cool. He is very energetic. Get ready. Where does she say she was found again? When did they stop putting the people's IGs on here? In person. And I'm the same. So I think we matched our energies and I think we're both very similar in that aspect. Similar? Would you go on a second date? Yeah. Imagine she'd gone a second. I would, to see what else would happen. And did you put your actual- She's trying to take speed draws off. Yeah. Your number in the phone? Yeah, I did. Fucking hell, you're that guy, you know. I'm too good, bro. You're actually that guy. What was, like, bro, I didn't miss one. You missed one. You missed one. I got her number. He did. Yeah, he did. She got that shit. I was gonna give her my number, not a waste of money. Yeah, he's definitely underfeated. I'm too good, bro. I'm sorry, like, it don't matter what y'all do. Next date? Two, two, two. There's no way you can get two numbers at once. Yeah. That's how she plays. Oh, you know what? Yeah. Yeah. That's not good, you really know. Why don't you do the same time? I can do that. Two numbers, though. You can leave her both numbers. Okay, I can do that. Come on. I'm back. Mike, you never left. Back like I'm never left. So how are you ladies are today? Yeah. Good, thank you. I like the socks. You like the socks? Yeah. Okay, fair enough. Okay, so if I'm not mistaken, you're from North London. And Lesix, Dexix? Lesix. Lesix. Whatever, Bessix, Fessix? Yeah. Okay, and you're from? I think you mistook me for another girl, but Luton. That's what I said. You said North London. Wait, you're from Luton? Wait, you're from Luton? Yeah. Oh yeah, you know where it is. Damn, that place sucks. I heard off there sucks, like success. Sucks ass off there. No, it's great. It's cultured, it's got everything you need. It's got an airport. Yeah. It's only good for easy jobs. It's only good for easy jobs, though. All right, now. All right, what would you do if you took me on a date? What would you do if you took me on a date? Are you a stay-at-home or a go-out person? Your homebody or...? Whatever you want. Whatever you want. I'm going to say a cooked meal if you like staying at home. All right, boys, I'm going to ask the other one. You know what? I'm going to ask the other one. Okay? You can take me on a date. What would you take me? Are you going to play football? You like football? Oh my God, turn towards her. Oh my God. Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah. So, what position are we playing? Oh, it's a penalty shootout, a penalty shootout. Oh, so you're goalie and I'm the taker? Or are you switching? Turn to the other girl and say she's got W-Riz. She's got W-Riz? She's got W-Riz. What the hell? Yeah, I can't talk about football. What's your favourite team? I don't. I'm not a football fan, sorry. What's your favourite team? Swim around. I'm going to have to say Liverpool, I'm sorry. That's disgusting. That's disgusting. Yeah, I'm sorry. Liverpool? Liverpool. All right, how many push-ups can you do? Okay, how many push-ups can you do? Maybe like five? Like, what can you do? I'm going to have to say zero. How many can you do? I can do six and then do them. I can do six. One. That is not a push-up. That is not a push-up. Are you serious? That is not a push-up. Are you serious? Do you want to see me twerk? Do you want to see me twerk? Go for it. Because you showed us everything. Oh, my God. I like your little dance, you do. Go ahead. Act up, you can get snatched with us. Don't kill him now. Bro, he's killing my mind. I respect it, man. I wish my hips moved like that, man. Are y'all taking me as a joke? No, no, no, that was really, really nice. Can you please do it again? More energy this time. More energy. You're one of the best on the show. More energy, more energy, more energy. Come on, come on, come on, come on. How bad do you want it? How bad do you want it? You even got a laptop. Yeah, wow. I don't know what to say to him, bro. I don't know what to say to him. Would you guys be down for a three-some? Okay. Now, the real question is, would you guys be down for a three-some? Come on. Come on. Oh, this is over. What the fuck? That's not awkward at all. You're slightly young, unfortunately. Bro, I'm 28. I'm 28. What the hell? How's that young? Oh, wow. Okay, yeah. Oh, what's so free-some? I mean, if you mind it, I'll do it. Get the number, get the number, get the number. So three? Yeah, absolutely. Okay, well, let me get the number then, okay? Yeah, sure, absolutely. Yeah. Get everybody's numbers, yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah. First two girls, like, the numbers I got, he just said the first two girls I got. This guy's cut the entire room. All right, well played, you win, dickhead. What's my name? What's my name? Worcester. Too late, got your number, major fuck. Do the Rashford. This is going to be the best three-some ever. Yeah. And then walk out like that. And then walk out like that. Nice. See you. Oh, man. That played well. Speed is literally undefeated. I'd be real, I didn't think it was going to go this way, but I'm proud. This is great. Okay. That's five to go. Well played, bro. Well fucking played, man. I don't know, but yeah, I really don't understand. Yeah, it's just, it doesn't make sense. You're the go, you're the go. It's just too easy, bro. See if Vicky did that. Oh my God, dog. That's not very nice. Here we go, Count Dracula. Here we go. Count to me. All right, Speed, this day you've just... Okay. She got a tattoo back there. For what, though? It's got to be the best at everything. You just got to talk about how good you are, how great you are. Don't even ask for anything. Just talk about everything. Don't let Vick mess you up. You're undefeated. Keep you undefeated, score. You think you've done ask a job and then laugh when she says it? Yeah, yeah. Oh my God. You're going to be a jackass? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If you end up with a number after this, then something is right. The jackass possible. You're going on demon time. Bro, it's sweaty, by the way. I'm wet. I am. He's talking shit about you. I wouldn't pay the price. You're wet. Bro, you pay the price. Hey, how's it going? Hey, baby. Make yourselves. Here we come. It's coming in hot. Oh, we hands shaking. No, I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah, yeah. We can hold it. We can hold it. Oh, that's a lot of sweat. OK. So how are you? I'm good. How are you? I'm actually fine. I'm doing well, you know. Having a great time. Having a great time. I'm pretty good at being the dickhead. What do you do for a living? I do social media. How many followers do you have? I don't. How many followers do you have? On Instagram, like 57K, I think. Love. Kind of small. Pity numbers. Basic. I need to get them up. Got any tips? You got them tips, you know? You just have to be the best. You have to be the great. Just don't be you. Just don't be you, you know? Don't be me? Yeah. You said that way too quick. They said him up for smooth failure. I just don't believe that he's going to not get this number now. It's too late. 57K, don't mark peasant numbers on your shit. Damn. I've got a lot of followers. Because I have a lot of followers. Do you know who I am? You do, yeah. Do you know who I am? I did have a little look, yeah. Do you know who I am? I do, yeah. Of course you do. Everyone knows who I am. Of course you do, because everybody knows who I am. You jackass. She's just going off script here. What the fuck? I did that. Thank you. Yeah, it's a big stop by, is it? Yeah, I like to know who I'm dating. Of course. So, what are you? Who are you? Who am I? No, like, what are you? No, what are you? What am I? Yes. A woman? You sure? Is that a woman? No! Um, last time I checked, yeah. Last time you checked your... Yeah, do you want me to prove it? Just say, let me tell you about me. No, shut up, Vic! Say yes, prove it! All your achievements. Let me tell you about me, OK? OK, go for it. I'm the black man who... You probably know VistaPrint for business cards, but did you know we also printed that and that and that and that too? Never get about that, or that either. New customers get... Who met Ronaldo? You are, yes. I am the man who met KSI. I'm the one, I am the man who met Simon. Simon, yes. I am the guy. Talk about how many people watch your streams. Thousands of people watch my streams. Yeah. I am that guy. OK. Thousands of people watch my stream on YouTube. What? Stream every day, make videos on YouTube. I'm impressed, yeah. Millions of subscribers. Oh, yeah. Millions of Instagram followers. Twitter followers. You're getting close. What are you? I am myself. Do you understand how rich I am? No. Like, if I said I wanted to buy you, I could buy you. What? I didn't say that. What is going crazy? Why me? No. She'd probably sell it too. That's tough. Hypothetically, if I'm speaking. Hypothetically. Simon has left the building. Hey, you did it. Hypothetically, I think I'd cost quite a bit, baby. How much you cost? At least, like, a double cheeseburger and a Sprite. So? So? When do you get interesting? So, when do you get interesting? Like, we've been talking for the past five minutes, and nothing has been interesting, and I'm like... Give me something that's interesting. Give me something that's interesting about you. Like, I'm waiting. Do you want me to show you a magic trick? Oh, yeah, go on, then. OK. Are you ready? Yes, Simon. You ready for that? Yes. Whoa! I don't skip up a body day, baby. She had to punch me, fuck. She had to punch him. It's because they're, like, really real, so they just do that by themselves. Like, battery operated. You know what? This is turning me on. You know what? This is turning me on. Isn't it? This is turning me on. I want you to punch me in the stomach. I want you to punch me in the stomach. Punch you? Yeah, I'm a... Are you sure? You know, this is gonna come with a band-aid, actually, you know? I like that shit. She's gonna wink at me. Hey, how are we gonna... She ain't got no draws on, they blurt it out. No draws alert. Stand out. I like that shit. OK. She's gonna wink at me. We met him, set him up quite badly. I need a warm-up. He's just insulted her for five minutes. Why is she squatting in a squat? OK. Not too hard. Not too hard, baby. Not too hard, baby. He's trying to get playful, so I'm gentle, you know? Really gentle? That's a bit harder. What the fuck? Yeah, that's so good. Oh, that was so good. Like that? Like, she's a dumb, bro. Yeah, she's a dumb, bro. She's a dumb, bro. It's the worst thing to do. Nobody's speaking to her. She's a dumb, bro. Kersa is living vicariously through him, by the way. Fuck, bro. I feel like a hamster now. No, only a little harder. How do you? Oh, OK. Where's my motor, dude? Right. Like, like, right back there, this has become... This has become 50 Shades of Speed. This is crazy. Don't be sad, you know? Wait, wait, wait, what's going on? What's going on? Bro, this don't dare go low to the public. I'm making you nervous. You are kind of making me nervous. Yeah, I can tell. Yeah, like... What's the kind of the cute thing going on? Yeah, we kind of do have a cute thing going on. Shoot, you know, hey, I'm... What the fuck are you talking about? Let me whisper in your ear. No, don't bark at our ear. First, let me whisper some of you out here, OK? I'm better than you. Damn you. Yeah, I think I'm your match, so... I think I'm better than you, you know? What are we creating? Really? Yeah. Fuck, we're leading back and enjoying it too much. Oh, you're bad to me, huh? Fuck, get the mic off. Get the mic off. KSI is really horny out here. You're better than me. Wait, my face is on your face. Wait, what's happening? You know what, I want to see how good you really are. Brother! Bro, what are you directing? What are you directing? Dinosaur. Joss, scaring her. Raaarrrr! Paws. Raaarrr! Paws. Freeze, freeze. What are you trying to be right now? Got you actually scared the shit out of me. Alden going down and just lifting him out. What? Alden just going down and lifting him out. Yeah, go then. Holy smokes. No, no, no, no. Get the number first. There was a lot going on for speed right here. Get the number. JJ. Let's convert. I mean, just stay frozen. Guess I'll just take a seat, then. He's all soaked. I think he's malfunctioned. Yeah. God damn it. He's broken. He's been put in charge. Yeah, is he? He's out of battery. Yeah, well, okay. Great to see you there. Well, bye, Daddy. Bye, Daddy. I'm going back and get the number. What are we doing? That nearly got really weird. That did get really weird. Nothing weird about it. It got really weird. It was weird ahead, bro. Bro is that burning thinking we just noticed. Imagine he wants your phone number. OK. Yeah. How's your day? Yeah, it's been all right, yeah. Cool. This is by far what's the most entertaining one that I've ever seen, man. Tell me what you like. Comment, subscribe, turn on your posts. Salute to speed.