 You know what? It doesn't matter kind of mess. Hey there friends. How is he going? My name is crazy Kevin today We're doing something a little bit different. We're playing Saints Row undercover, which is a PSP Saints Row game And I bet you never knew this was released. Did you well you learn something new every day But it might just be a lie because it never was released It's an unreleased Saints Row game sitting on a whirlwind of emotions here unreleased PSP Saints Row game That is really Unpolished it looked like it was quite in the early stages. It never came to fruition unfortunately, so we're gonna take a look at it today I'd like the idea of it. It's nostalgic to me because I really like the PSP I sold my hamster so I could buy one because my dad said that was the only way anyway, let's jump in All right So here's how you get it started if you want to try it at home because I thought it was broken I thought it was a bit frozen at the start, but no here's a little trick. You just gotta And then it works. You just have to mash the buttons I'm assuming co-op doesn't work just to make me feel a little bit better because I don't have anyone to play with And we're gonna jump in and play single-player. I can just hear wind Why can I only hear wind? Yeah, it's in the game. All right He's like why did you spawn me into existence? Why in this game? He's like fecking up looking his forearms compared to his biceps His forearms just jot out. Oh, that's more like it. I mean, it's still the same problem But now he's more of a Chad no matter what body type you go with his forearms are just outsizing I'm gonna be Chad here. Not only are my forearms fecking jacked, but they're also tied up into knots He's definitely had those like oil injections you can get to make it look like you've muscles. Oh my god Look at that hairline It's actually going inside of his head. This one is nice I'm gonna go with that. All right, the Saints Row as always very impressive with their character customization Let's jump in with that. Who the hell is that? I call us to pack a jerk-offs. Come on Maybe I deserve that but the guy from the void doesn't he hasn't had enough already. I Got a handgun. I don't know how to use it though. Where's my flat top gun? I'm just shooting everyone. I gotta get a bit closer. I'm not pretty good at this. Oh My god, come on shoot it. Yes. Okay. I got it. Am I in chief a nice shooting That stationary on our target didn't stand a chance. Why are you a ghost by the way? I can see through you Why does he keep insulting me? He called me a little slit. I think he said it I don't even know what the ghost of Christmas past is trying to teach me here All I know is his other students out paying attention They're not doing anything. Oh, I got a grenade fantastic. I can blow us all to smithereens Wait, there's people over here just waiting. I don't like this. I'm gonna kill them I suspect that they're up to no good Look at that cool guys don't look at explosions wait while you're good with a gun But let's see how good of a throwing arm you have I just killed two innocent civilians I'm really upset that my hair didn't spawn in like I just have a hollow head She's just floating towards me. Do I fight? I'm gonna fight actually no She's just floating her way to the shops. She's got errands to run. Oh my god What the hell is that? There was no blood when I threw the grenade at them But when I lightly punched them blood came pouring out like a fountain. Okay. What was that? I'm just running up them. How do I fight? I don't understand Okay, there we go the fountain of blood continues. You think you're a hot slit little man You want to take a swing at me? He's a ghost. I can't fight him Oh, I've taken the ghost of Christmas past hostage your tougher than I thought cadet Congratulations, we might still be able to make a cop out of you wait. I'm training to be a cop What okay now? I'm in the open world all of a sudden. Hello. I would like your vehicle. Thanks. Oh I didn't think that vehicle. It's full of helium helium delivery man is the most dangerous job out there. Oh my god I'm not pressing anything. I surrender hands up. Please. Just let me live. Yeah hidden runs Oh my god, maybe less running. It would be a good idea. Just hit it. Oh My god, what is wrong with the cars? I'm getting out get out get out of the car. Yes. Why is the horn going off? I don't understand get in here. What food fuck me. Fuck you string not found Okay, run away. I guess they didn't code that in yet. Oh, I've fallen through the ground I think I'm just gone. Oh, here's the map great. You cannot zoom out by the looks of it This is what I'm stuck with. I mean this might be the overall big map It just looks zoomed in but maybe it's just not textured. Oh, there's missions nearby barrier three He went that away stop him before he blows your cover. Okay, great But how am I supposed to find that like aside from the fact I'm stuck in the floor? It's gently make our way down the street. Is this a mission? Wait my car is driving away goddamn self-driving cars Wait, okay. Sorry. I think I just took her leg off Oh It's just a jumble of random noises Jesus Christ that is horrifying and the voice is making it way worse I'm getting out of here. This game's scary. I didn't know it was a horror game Like they even behave like zombies when they walk around that car flip through the air promise I don't know where I am so I don't know how to find the other places like I want to go to a clothing store I'm pretty sure again. They'll just be random static noises. It's just awful Okay mission cuckoo's nest survive and escape the barrier riots. Is that it? Okay, great a mission. Oh my god It's void man and void card. I say we waste this piece of shit right now. Please do you you guys are terrifying? It's not fair that I've three sleep paralysis demons Wait, what a riot is broken out grab some health. Am I dead? I think I might be dead. Okay. I'm back in her. I'll go do another mission All right a spanner in the works this whole fucking game is a spanner in the works insurance fraud That's more like it insurance fraud begin. I'm inside a building and stuck Oh that person's moonwalking in the air. I was thinking the NPCs had a bit of a Michael Jackson look to them I Think I heard that car more than it hurt me I'm trying to figure out how to actually commit insurance fraud like what button it is I don't think it's in the game yet. Oh wait. That was one. Maybe I just need to walk into things. Yeah, look at that Wow Time's up. I earned twenty thousand dollars. Jesus Christ. What are these weapons? I've found a television set on my way home to watch Simpsons everyone I've had enough of this fighting and feuding look get away. I want to watch it alone I hope you can see that we'll do a little rewind some guy just went by on a taxi Driving it from on top and facing the wrong way. I got a garden norm now now. We're talking Let's go do that mission again Okay, I can't do the mission. I'm I'm just gonna keep looking for other stuff to do Oh, no, this person's walking sideways in the ground What a sad existence to be a line of code for that NPC. Okay, I think this one has it worse I have no idea what's going on here. I'm trying to free them There we go I freed you in the form of killing you trust me you're better off being dead than in this game Oh, that guy's doing a few flips. That's neat. That's new Tesla first. They can dance now. They can do that Oh my god Don't mind me. Oh, and I've fallen through the ground again. Cut down. I think I might be due a reset anyway I can't find the missions. I think they've disappeared on me sing mr. Sunshine's latest shipment of weapons Okay, that's a fecking tongue twister there. Oh, it's mr. Voidman Wait, is that me? Am I voidman? Oh? Okay, I think we've gone through the void and arrived at our destination that person's just on fire But at least we're actually doing a mission. This is really fun. Are we done gang? Oh, no, it's the police who look like aliens for some reason. Well, I've fallen into the ground again God damn it. I really thought we were doing well that time by the way We're my teammates both Johnny Gatt up there in the top of the screen. Oh another mission Oh, no, that was straight not found. No, don't jump out. Oh god damn it I've jumped out inside a building or something. I'd get back in the car. It's trying to escape get back in Oh god damn it a wall appeared. I'm stuck in this building. Oh, I found a way out I'm used to games being completely broken at this stage. I know how to handle them Oh my god, what's happening to your dog? It's gonna go for a nice relaxing cruise. I want to find a clothing store Oh, okay. Yeah, this is a relaxing cruise Oh, I think I'm here. Let me just jump out Okay, that's somehow worked. My car's still flipping around. Why is he walking like a fucking penguin now that I've got a shotgun or whatever This is he's going so slowly looking at me even that little speedwalker went past us. All right. That's it You're mocking me at this point. Kerblam all keep shooting them. Come on. I'm part of a gang Wait, what am I now? Am I dead? Okay, I did die. Oh, but it respawned me at a mission and it's just say yes can't say no to that Go to the needle pack. I need to beat some junkies can't think of a better place than the needle pack It's voidman. What's up? He had a voice there. It's cat and they have a voice too That's not gat at all despite him saying it's gat that bitch is invisible It's probably just a glitch do the game is very rough Imagine being a voice actor and you finally get your big break and you turn out to be voidman in an unreleased PSP saints role game That would be very sad. I would have been perfect for the role of voidman It's a clever name as well. You see what I did there void men and it's voidman. It sounds normal I like it. Okay. We're at needle pack. Oh my god. Look at the state of this place I still have my boot from earlier. All right, you got a knife. I got a boot. This is a fair fight That's that guy dead. I think judging by the cash register sounded I'm looking for a lady Rachel. Wait, was that the guy I was supposed to be talking to or I don't know man Leave me alone. He's dead. I don't understand what's happening I think it was my guy saying that he was looking for the lady as he was beating him to death I'm not even asking them where she is. I just keep destroying them in armed combat or late combat Given that I I'm fighting with a leg. Why do they keep calling me the man? Is it because I'm the man? Let's face it. I am. I don't even know where I am, bro He said I'm just continuing to kill them all one by one and they're all the same character the octoplets Their parents are going to be devastated. Are you the king? He says as he beats him to death. No, man. I ain't the king of the hill. Who is talking to me They're all dead. I've killed them all now. What do I do or should I've been talking to them? I don't know. Oh wait, I found her. You were the lady from earlier You've trashed my park. I gotta be honest with you. It was like this when I got here Oh my god, Jesus Christ. That was way too loud. Okay. This isn't the epic boss battle that I was hoping for Oh, I just destroyed their house by accident. All right. I defeated the king of the hill I don't think that's why I was here. The king of the hill tells you what you need I don't think they can. They're dead Oh But the mission was so fun and it's over just like that spanner in the works. Did we try this already? Let's try it again. Anyway. Oh, it's actually working this time at least Oh, I do have health. I thought I was invincible because well, they're not doing like anything to me How the hell am I supposed to destroy these cars? I don't have any explosives Oh That might do it. Just get out. Just get out. Just get out. Wait. Where am I now? Okay, I have to destroy those boxes, but I don't think I actually can I think this mission is just pointless. Would you mind killing me, please? I know you probably really want to die yourself looking at you a place We can make it a murder suicide or something. Keep shooting me. Yeah, you'll get there eventually. I believe in you and whatnot Oh god, I think they've run out of ammo and I'm still only half health. All right I'll move on to the next one. Oh my god. My health has regained partially. Please end me I think there's a day night cycle that's passing right now. Yeah, it's becoming daytime Please kill me. Oh my god. Okay. This is gonna take hours off my life if I wait here or at least five minutes So I'm not willing to do that. Lo the game. All right. Let's go explore. See if we can find something unique I'd like to find a clothing store if I could Objectives go forth and rain destruction and death upon enemy gangs remember to play nice and only use super soakers Yeah, this is a really long piece of text boom bing, baby What does that even mean big bottom's Betty is a freak that will devour your immortal soul What is this flushing cute kittens down the toilet is not only fun But will also feed the alligators already in the sewer thus preventing their hungry uprising. At least I learned something from this game Sorry, just a little fender bender. No need to get insurance involved or anything God, what is that? The guy just spawned in the distance and disappeared. I'm just looking for a damn clothing store and no I'm not pulling over to ask for directions. We're not lost Okay, we might be a little lost a little bit though. I'm still not asking for directions. It's around here somewhere I think it's uh left of the fire. They said Okay, I think I'm dead. Okay. I've looked everywhere and I cannot find a clothing store I found this place to possibly kill myself at though. Yep. Yep. It worked. Okay, great God, I feel like this whole game was something out of like mk ultra I feel like if you tape my eyes open and force me to play that for another like five or ten minutes My sanity well, what's left of it would be gone. It would kind of suit the look anyway It's kind of all over the place today, but oh well, that doesn't matter. No one on the internet is judgmental All right. I think we're going to leave it there. That was a fecking experience I've got a lot more games on the psp to play. I've got some favorites picked out So if you've any wacky wild games or just good ones for the psp You want me to try out do let me know it's my first time kind of diving into the console and uh It's been fun. I've enjoyed it. He's still just floating there Who needs to swim when you can just float just above the water You know, he might be the second coming of christ now that I think about it He's just kind of walking on that water in me. But yeah, we're gonna end it there folks. I hope you enjoyed I appreciate you watching as always and I do hope to see you next time. Bye for now