 It's so stupid. It's positively brilliant Yep, shawlamen to God Andrew Schultz. We are the brilliant idiots podcast and guess who's back Guess who's back? And you don't even look real to me. You know you see people on TV all the time and then you meet him You like damn I'm sitting by this dude. And you don't got swole a little bit. Come on, bro Heavy, heavy, heavy D I'm taking on all haters, bro Wax is here Taylor's over here too. Um, I don't know. It looks like Schultz been working out with Logan Paul, bro I'll not be out there. It's Miami, bro. Paul brothers brothers are out there. They look Miami No, I think they're in Puerto Rico right now. Okay. Okay. Okay. Shout out to no taxes The training Logan post to come on. He might he might be on breakfast club this week. Really? Yeah I saw him on the schedule, but I said pending. So I don't know though. I don't know Okay, but listen man. We happy to be here another week How you feeling man, I feel a little bit back in New York, bro, it feels Seeing people just look unhappy walking. I forgot that it's always new Because in Florida, you don't see anybody walking and when you do they're kind of happy Right, they're like, I gotta go do something. I'm gonna go run in there And or I'm just taking a walk in the neighborhood, right? Like I lived in this Haitian neighborhood and Haitians love to just like walk the neighborhood It's just amazing. So they're so friendly they're waving and I was just walking There was this girl walking down the street. We're walking on other other sides and I just I just smiled, you know, because that's what I'm used to doing And and she just she turned her body 45 degrees She just went like that as if we were walking like as we walk by each other just gave me no look whatever I'm like, I'm back. That's the New York culture shock. That's how I was me when I first moved up here That's what I do. Yeah, but then you realize how stupid that is when you're walking down a blocking man hat You can't say hi to everybody I get it. I grew up with it, but it's weird to like just have a smack in the face But I also heard an Asian accent for the first time in four months No Asians in Florida and just when I came in the building And then he just said Anxiety that you're being back in New York making anxiety dude, I forgot the feeling of walking down the street thinking Yo, is he gonna punch me in the face? I forgot that feeling because I had a fucking you know back yard I was in the safety of that but walking down the street you just looking at someone like oh is that the guy? Yeah, people in New York have to do something. That's why the upset people in Miami. Just going to do something They did they if they want to they do or if not Florida's great. Amen. I love New York I'm gonna get back in the swing of shit, but uh, but there is a calm and an ease to Florida Like I understand why people retire in Florida. Yeah, our Jersey Yeah, well explain Jersey because it's quiet. I mean the dependable part of Jersey, but it's more suburban Yeah, I mean it's greenery, you know, you can have a pool like you can really live in Jersey to me when I'm in New York, I'm like always uptight hustling But I like that that's inspiring for me for comedy like I was too comfy to write jokes really Explain that that's interesting because I like writing jokes about people being outraged about something I don't care. What is your outrage? But like when you're really pissed off about something. I like taking it away from you It's fun. It's like my way of like and I've been doing this since I was a kid the more upset someone gets I'll be like, man You're not really mad, but what if it was like this like that's just kind of why I am human But out there in Florida like nobody's upset about nothing at least in Miami Yeah, they just spent time with their families. They're just enjoying life Like they're getting drunk they're partying, but no one's like upset. Yeah, and just walking out of street, New York I'm like, oh, this is this is what jokes are made out of Back I get what you're saying. It's just not good for me meaning like oh, it's bad for you I loved I know for a fact I operate better when it's conflict. I know that I don't know why it's like, okay, get the blood rushing a little bit like You grow up with conflict. I know but that's your right. No, no, you're right. You're right And that's not good. Yeah, I talked about there. It's about that all the time No, you're absolutely right you grow up with conflict and that is your comfort zone But you shouldn't be comfortable with it and it's so it's to the point that when you don't feel it Think something wrong Right now I don't have to be like wild but you should see me. I'm like booby-trapping everything. I'm going crazy I really have to do this. Yeah, I have to do this if I don't do that I feel like I put my guard down. That's a problem and that's when it gets you That's what I'm gonna get me. Yeah That's how I was the other night. We had the uh, the the guy came to put lights in the yard And so my wife's like I'm going outside, you know To go look at the lights. It's like nine o'clock I grabbed a machete And she was like, you don't need that I was like, no, I don't need the guns, but I'm gonna take the You were with your wife in the backyard and the front went to the front yard for the front yard Brought a machete to the front yard. Just be a man Don't practice bad habits. Don't practice bad habits, man. That's all. Do you like neighbors and stuff that can see you? Uh Sort of kind of not really. Okay. Not really sort of coming in next door, but they got it's like trees and stuff So guys, this is why they call the cops on black people in the neighborhood Okay, don't ever don't ever listen that bullshit like I was just walking around my front yard. You have a machete I have a machete in the backyard That's your third world instrument. You don't use a machete. What if you're sitting on acreage? Say what? What if you're sitting on acreage? That's true. So you're not going after a bear with a machete? Rekholt, something from the fox. Maybe out there. You just don't know, man. I got that good. I don't take a fire, bro. I got that fire. I keep that too without that I didn't feel like I needed that in that moment. That's my wife's. You don't need the machete. No, I don't need the gun Okay, but you still got that. All right What would you take a machete before a gun? I would always take a gun. I would always, but I would just go to the front yard for a second It's just a little thing. It's real quick, you know what I mean? You still have something with you. Looking at the lights. That's all. That's all. It just makes you feel at ease. My daddy always told me that That's why my daddy, you know, ended up tasing them people at Jet Stadium back in the day I always got something with you and never know All of my places that actually beat people was really a place that I wasn't supposed to happen What do you mean? Like church. I beat people up at church. I have problems at Harvard. I have problems at different places You beat up somebody at Harvard? I ain't beat them up, but it's like we have problems at Harvard Harvard's are different though. I mean Harvard is like the elite kids, you know, and You wouldn't think there'd be no problems. Church things, things Yeah, you know what else about Harvard though, to what we're talking about Harvard is such a privileged, elitist school. They don't have too many problems. Yeah, so they got us all You know what I'm saying? You know, that was years ago though, but then we were good because I told the students Let's just have a conversation. You know what I mean? Like let's talk about it. And that's what we did. We sat down in the auditorium and we just had a conversation. We spoke, you know, so I could explain to them where I'm coming from and they could explain to me why I'm coming from because honestly, and I think I told them this, y'all way more smarter, y'all are way more smarter on this issue than I am. So I can't offend you because I'm too stupid to even know what offend you. You know, so we were just having a conversation. That's all it was. But sometimes it's the dumb shit that does offend people. It's always ignorant and I always, but a lot of times it's ignorance. Well, ask the question though. Yeah. Like if you hear me say that statement, right, don't just be like, oh, well, he's transphobic. Ask me what I meant by that. Yeah. Because my thing is, or ask me if I'm transphobic. Like, why don't people ever ask you like, what if someone's like, yo, yo, you're like what you said was racist and if they were just like, yo, are you racist? And then someone's like, yeah, I'm racist. People don't know the reason though. But you can say something racist without being racist. You could be racist without even knowing. Yeah, or I could, uh-huh. You could be racist without knowing. Like there's so many people. Well, you mean unconscious bias. Unconscious bias. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, like, like, You could say something racist would not be racist. That's what I just said. Now, like, I'm saying, like, there's so many people out there, they don't even realize that racist, because they don't think what they're saying is wrong. People forget. I get what you're saying. You're like, no, that's true. I get what you're saying. They'll say things like, that's how they are. I get what you're saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get what you're saying. We're not racist if we prejudice, wouldn't we? I think racism is just prejudice based on race. Yeah, racist against or antagonist toward a person or people on the basis of- Like, sexism, like, dudes back in the day didn't think that they were sexists, right? They were just like, nah, women are women. They literally were like, women are not smart enough to vote. They can't handle that. And they didn't even think that was sexist. They're like, we're going to let them vote. Like, how are you doing this? Yeah, that goes back, remember, I was talking about the book Sword in the Shield? And I was saying how if Martin Luther King Jr. was alive now, they would call him misogynistic and sexist. But during the time that he came up in, men didn't think women should be in leadership positions. Now, he would have evolved. I'm sure he would have. Of course, yeah. Even Malcolm evolved, and I'm learning that as I'm reading the book. Malcolm evolved and he made a conscious effort, you know, to try to empower women in leadership positions. Like, I think it was his cousin or his sister. I think it was his sister. His sister was one that he really empowered a lot. But yeah, Martin didn't know he was being misogynistic and sexist. That's just what the Times told him to do, you know? And it's the same thing with being transphobic. I could say something that's transphobic and not know I'm being transphobic. Yeah. That's why you got to have a conversation. Just fool me. Yo, I was thinking about this recently. Wax got the best way. I don't know nothing. I don't know nothing. Yeah, set the expectations low. Yeah. Hey, can you tell me that's what I'm going to pay for? Oh, that's brilliant. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yo, maybe that's the best way. I mean, that's the easiest way to go through life. Stay down. Because if you fuck up, people just go, oh, he didn't know. Wax. You know what I mean? It's like when a puppy shits on the floor, you can't get angry at the puppy because the puppy don't know where to shit yet. No, he shouldn't know. So if you nap, but as an adult, so you only got so much puppy time. Like, you've been a puppy too long, then people are going to start to be like, Wax, we told you not allowed to push it in people's pockets. That's right, that's right, that's right. That's the first time you can do it, but then after a while they're like, I got to go with that. We got to fire him from the code check. Oh, well, Wax said too, and he said they put it on paper. Once you put it on paper, and if I know the rules. Now it's on me, because I know. That's right, that's right. If I know the rules, if I know the rules and break them, that's on me. If I don't know what the rules are, can I, it's like, how bad can you really be at me? I was thinking about this a little bit lately about it. It doesn't usually be that though. They still mad over something that you did. It's like, that wasn't the real problem then. Maybe, maybe. I don't know. I was thinking about this though. Martin Luther King and Gandhi, why they're the fucking goats? Talk to me. They understood the power of shame. And it's easy. How do I say this? Like if you don't have the power to fight back against somebody, you can shame them into doing what you want. Right? And like Gandhi understood that shit. He was like, yo, look, the more evil the English empire looks, right? By denying us what we deserve, the more pressure they have to change, right? Martin Luther King understood like, yo, if there are pictures of them sicken dogs on us and shooting us with the fucking fire hoses and ripping us out of buses and ripping us out of these things when we're just peacefully being here, it's impossible for the rest of the world to look and not see that as disgusting, right? It is so much easier when you see an act of aggression, even from an oppressed minority, when you see them being aggressive, it's easier to be like, well, I guess they are like that. Do you know what I'm saying? Like what happened? We saw it in media. And it's the power of media because you can spin it. We saw it the Black Lives Matter movement, right? We saw like some shops get broken into and everything immediately, all the people who didn't want to get on board with the Black Lives Matter movement were like, well, I can't support that. I can't support shops getting broken into. It was like you give them the caveat to get out. But when you see people and it's fucking harder, it's harder to sit there and take it. But the power of fucking shame is unbelievable. And to be able to put yourself in that situation where you're being abused, but the greater good from that is freedom. Man, that's next level shit, bro. That's why I don't work with police brutality, right? Go on that. Because you see it all. You kind of work with Martin on that. Well, yeah. But I think it's changed now because you see it on video, right? But you still, some people still feel something for the police. They're like, man, police's job is so hard, man. You know what I mean? It's like, oh, man, police got a real tough man. They got to make tough decisions, man. You know what I mean? So it's kind of like the person gets shamed more than the police do. Like, well, he shouldn't have resisted it. Oh, you know, he shouldn't have ran. He had fentanyl in his system. Yeah, he had fentanyl. He was on drugs. Like, why was he on drugs? It seems like they shame the victims of police brutality more. But don't you feel like there's way more empathy for what's going on right now because there's video? And now people are actually seeing people get... It depends what the video is. It depends what it is. George Floyd would definitely want it. It depends. You're right. George Floyd would definitely want it. But before, with no video, they would just spin it. They'd be like, oh, you know, he was probably resisting all the time. He was doing some shit like that. And now it's like, you can't deny it. You see it? It's more numb now. You got to have something like a George Floyd or the other guy. Yo, that's another thing. Everybody else is numb. And he's like a cop shooting right now? Numb. Isn't that... It's almost like what happened with school shootings. Remember when we were younger, how crazy school shootings were? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, it was the craziest thing ever. And now... And here is Five Minute Conversation. Yo, that's it. Another one? Okay. How about this, right? And this is maybe why motherfuckers don't ever change anything. Obama's basically saying like, yo, there's aliens, yo. I know. I've been saying it. I've been saying it. Me and Joe Rogan have been trying to tell you that they exist forever. I've seen them. But it made it crazy how used to this shit we get. Two years ago, if somebody came out, if Obama, if all people came out, were like, yo, there's some UFOs out there. We would have lost our goddamn minds. We're so desensitized to everything. So, please stay on this for a second. Okay, go. Because I thought I was tripping last week. I sent it to my homeboy Frosty. And Frosty goes, Shout out to Frosty. I sent it to Frosty. I sent Frosty that article. Barack Obama saying, there is shit out there. We just don't know what it is. And Frosty was like, that's why they call it unidentified flying objects. I'm like, no! That's what that mean? No! What do you mean? No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, bro, no, bro, no. Barack Obama, a former president who had all the classified information, said verbatim. Pull it up, Taylor. I need to read the exact quote. Because the fact that Frosty didn't have the reaction that I wanted him to have. Because they don't care no more. Bro. It's like they're almost doing this on purpose. I'm working for something to see. If I see something in my yard or something like that, I don't care. You've probably seen it, bro. This is CNN seven days ago. Barack Obama just said something very interesting about you as well. And this is on the late... Maybe this is because it's on the late, late show as well. The truth is that when I came to the office, I asked, right, I was like, all right, is there a lab somewhere where they're keeping the alien specimens, the spaceship? And you know what, they did a little bit of research and the answer was no. Okay. He was joking though. I said he was joking. What is true, and I'm actually being serious here, is that there's footage and records of objects in the sky that we don't know exactly what they are. We can't explain how they move, their trajectory. They did not have an easily explainable pattern. And so, you know, I think that people still take seriously trying to investigate and figure out what that is. You think Barack, President Obama, you think? But it's not like how use of this shit we get. Nobody cares. Yo, I told y'all when I was... Could they've been saying it though? I think people just like whatever. Man, listen. I want to see it. I've said this a minute. This is one of the powers that we don't care about, like protests or nothing, because they know we're going to get over it. They know you're going to get over it. They know the next thing that comes around, we're going to get over it. His wife's going to yell at him. That's it. You know it's so wild though, we really do live in an era where nobody cares about the truth when the lie is more entertaining. So it's like they're not going to focus on what Barack said here. You see Barack in the picture. But they will focus on somebody saying Barack is not really American. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like they'll jump on the lie and run with the lie over and over. But this, look at this, man. Yeah. Look at the fucking... What is that in the sky? That's not a bird. It's not a plane. A damper, ain't Superman. What about the dude that had the rocket pack in LA? That's fire. Remember, he got... They found him like twice. They somebody saw him twice. You know what I mean? A guy had a rocket pack? Pull it up, Taylor. I know that the British Navy has some like rocket suit, like an Iron Man suit. Put Rocket Man LAX. This was another one. That's old. That's old. That was last year. Yeah, we don't care. Nobody... LAX. Watch. Watch. Is that a video? Video from Pile. It's a Pile, but it's a new thing. Rocket Man strikes again. All of these people are constantly seeing this dude flying around LAX at the airport, flying next to the planes and everything else, and nobody gives a fuck? Yeah. So he's alien? Come on, bro. Come on, come on. It's different in person. The video. What the fuck is... Oh, no. He's just looking up mukbangs. To the second time in two months, Piles have reported spotting a person flying with a jet pack near LAX. Why is that not bigger news? He was flying at 6,000 feet. Seven miles north of LAX. Why is that not a thing? I mean, look, Mexicans are going to get into this country some way. To build a wall, they're going to build a jet pack. Bro, they're going to hop over that shit. That's how it works. That's how I would not be in Piles at your home. You want a jet pack? Yeah. Man, come on. I definitely do that. I would definitely do a jet pack. You guys want a jet pack? I would get it. See, that's just greed, bro. Y'all jump high enough. Let us white people get a little fucking height every once in a while. I want that shit. You know, if you eat it for the Mexicans, they got the kids, two kids. It's just bundle up. How much weight? Like groceries. I don't want that. Just put me on a plane. Put me on a plane. But it's true, though. I wonder how much... You don't care, bro. I wonder how much the powers that be are getting away with because we're all so easily described. Son, did you see the Epstein shit that just came out? What Epstein shit? Oh, my God. Looked at the people that were supposed to look after him. What do they call it? Like the COs or whatever? Like the jail cell guys? They basically admitted to falsifying records. Why? What? Because they falsified their shits. Falsifying records for us? What, though? For us, like looking after him, checking in on him or whatever. Of course, it's so much out their head. And then they let him off. They're like, oh, they're going to help us with the case. So they don't have... They all just have to do community service. Judge approved the third prosecution deal for two jail guards. I did not see that. Of course you didn't see it. Nothing matters. Nothing matters. Like, this is a tent. COVID is covering up something. COV. COVID. Covering up, right? Covering up, right? That's all COVID was. Maybe. How was he not a bigger story? What a... Yo, but nobody cares about anything. We fake cared about the Epstein shit. We fake cared about everything. Like, that's what we do. That's the Duvall shit where he was like, what y'all fake caring about today? I never understood how valuable that was because I thought it was about bullshit. But the reality is, we fake care about everything. A judge approved the third... People don't even talk about Trump no more. Think about it. I haven't heard from Trump in a minute. A judge approved the third prosecution deal for two federal jail guards who failed to monitor sex offended Jeffrey Epstein on the night that wealthy investigator hanged himself to his cell. Duh. The agreement means that the two guards told Lenovo and Michael Thomas will escape a conviction of potential jail sentence if they comply with the terms of the deal. That means shut the fuck up. Epstein, a former friend and president of Donald Trump and Bill Clinton was awaiting trial on child sex, driving each other at the time. It was like, wow. Of course they got rid of him. Wow. Wow. They just admitted like, yo, we rigged this whole shit and we'll keep doing whatever the fuck we want. And there's nothing y'all can do about it. And... Y'all know why we covering that shit. I know why. Exactly. And we'll give you UFOs. You still won't care. So shut your mouth. I know why. I know why. I know why. People already believed that. What? They already believed... Oh, that's why it's not news. That he didn't kill himself. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I'm serious. They already believed it. So all they do with that article is confirmation, right? Yeah. It's confirmation bias. It's not shocking to us. Because it's like, yeah, we knew it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It just amazes me how people really don't give a fuck about truth. Anything? They don't give a fuck about facts. That shit can be right there in their face and they will ignore it to gravitate to whatever narrative it is they want to believe. Like, we gravitate towards our confirmation bias. Yeah. And that's just, it's actually just stupid. That's why the Kardashian shit is so brilliant. The Real Housewives shit is so brilliant is because like, their little frivolous drama means more to the average person than the real drama. They know it's fake. Yeah. They know it's fake and they're like, oh, we can pretend like this is a big, like people getting upset at tweets and all this other shit. It's like, the fact that you don't care that there's UFOs, the fact that you care what I did or said 10 fucking years ago in a tweet, but you don't care about aliens? Well, you don't think that more people like Charlemagne, like, I believe there's aliens? I think I'm one. You are one. You are an alien, bro. No, no, no, no, no, no. Listen to me. You say that a lot, but you're really an alien to a being on another planet. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I'm saying I think there's aliens already been here. Like, how many black? Did you get a gay show? They don't even call us aliens. No, this is my left hand. Yeah, let's see. Oh, shit. I thought Taylor got a gay, got a whole husband out here. On another planet, they don't even call us aliens. What do they call us? I don't know. They got their own language. They got their own language. And they probably know we exist. Oh, shit. They probably call us twerkers. What are you about to say? I'm just saying, like, it's wild. Like, another, whoa. Think about men in black. They were aliens walking the earth. It's probably just like that. I can't wait. I'm not going to lie. I would love to see the earth from an alien POV. Yeah, what if the aliens are hiding in the water? Of course they are. Are we drinking? We're not everywhere. I mean, not the water we drink. I'm talking about the ocean, like squids and all that kind of shit. What if those are actually extraterrestrials? Bro, the earth is 75% water, bro. You think we've been all the way down there? How we know 75% water? I don't believe that. How we know that? Like, who? People just be saying shit. Like, your body is 99% water. I'm like, where at? Where at? It looks like bones to me, bro. It's a planet. Can't you see? It's bones and skin. The planet, I look at the shit. It looks like mostly land, bro. No way. No water. You think, bro? Yeah, pull up the planet. Go to the planet. Not the United States to clean it. Definitely multi. We need to go where that blue is. Oh, so we don't know how deep it is. Is this who's ass like that now? It could be a sandbar. What? I don't think the earth's like that now. So if the earth got that much water, why are we so worried about running out of water? Just take the salt out of the water. All of us in that drink. Direct fire. Come on, bro. I say the same thing. I say the exact same thing. Mad steam. That's foul, bro. You got people dying at that blue. That doesn't look like our planet now. That's an angle, bro. That doesn't look like our planet, man. That's an angle. That's got to get it. What are y'all talking about? That's got to feel good. That's got to feel good, bro. Taylor, what do you mean it doesn't look like our planet now? Because that's like our planet from like year. Like when's the last time they took a picture of earth? That's what I'm saying. They do it every year. Every day. Taylor, come on. Taylor, come on. I'm saying that's not. We're not editing this. No, listen to me. We're not editing this. I don't care. Listen to me. I'm saying we just did a Google search, right? Who said these are up-to-date pictures? It's called earth right now. You can go to nasa.gov. I'm missing right now. They got satellites in the sky. You can see earth. Go to Google Earth. Go to Google Earth right now. All of you, what I'm saying is, you get back to like the earth right now. I'm sorry to interrupt. I'm sorry to interrupt, but it's so great to be here in person for this. So Taylor, how the fuck you think the world is going to change? I'm saying, I don't. How is it changed? The earth is polluted. Has California snapped off of the United States? No, no, no. Earth is polluted. I feel like that's what I'm saying. But that's above. I don't think it's as blue as it is now. That's what I'm saying. You think the color of water has changed? I think it's polluted more. So you got to travel more, Taylor. I think it's as bluish. No, I do travel more. No, you got to travel more. Taylor, I know some places have got some blue water. I do, too. Why am I saying everybody's got some blue water? Didn't you just go away on your birthday? I did. Why does it feel like the majority? Stop taking dookie shots and focus on the water next time you go away. That was the one thing she put in the back of the door. That's a good-ass point. Stop going vacation in Newark. You're going to Newark every fucking year with your friends on vacation. Step that shit up. You just go to the airport and chill. See, like I said, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait. Right, it's an angle. Listen, do you know why water's blue? You know why water's blue? Do you know why water's blue? There's a more color. Do you know why water's blue? It looks blue. Don't they say because the sky is blue? Yes, reflection of the sky, so it don't matter if it's polluted or not. As long as the sky is blue, it's going to look like the sky. Oh, shit. I like the fact that, Taylor, look at when the last time he took a picture of the Earth. Yeah, that was crazy. Like, it's not the Earth. Yeah, no, no, no. Like, this is great. We just started taking pictures of the Earth like 40 years ago, right? Like, picture the Earth is blue. Like, you think in the last 40 years, the Earth just switched it up? You know what, Earth needs new headshots. Yo, you're right. Earth needs a new headshot. Earth, you need a new headshot, Earth. You need some new promo pics, Earth. Click about Earth now, Taylor. That's what we're saying. I'm waiting for it. There's more clouds. Let me see some more. What are y'all talking about, man? Yo, you're a wild girl. One of you's got more clouds. Oh, look, a shark. That's a big-ass fucking shark right there in there. You see it? What? You see that shark head right there in the water? All right. I hope they can see what we're all looking at. Can they see what we're looking at? Nah, they can't. All right, we'll see what they could. A whale or something. Because y'all would turn off the podcast immediately. Y'all would shut it off big. You know what? There's got to be something else out there for me. No, they wouldn't. They could say, this is the Brewery did it. Oh, yeah, you know, you're right. Think this is why they called the Brewery did it. Listen to this shit. Yeah. Okay, Taylor said the Earthly new head shot. Wax looked at the globe and said, there's a shark right there. Okay. You can see a shark from space. Jesus Christ. How big a fucking shark? You can't even see no people in there. You don't see a shark, bro. What's that you see then? He's talking about the shape right here. It's a shape. It's a shape. It's a continent. I thought it was a continent. All right. So it's not land? What the fuck is that? That's what a continent is, bro. That's land. A continent is land. Yeah. All right, let's go. All right, it's not, y'all know this ain't my shit. Yeah, y'all think alien is not real. Have you ever met wax? Yeah, that's right. This is why aliens don't want nothing to do with that. At all. This is why. They listen to one part and it's like, fuck these guys. At all. In and out. They turn around. Why would they come here? They do. And then they leave. That's their part. This shit is primitive as fuck. They got some cool shit every now and then. You know what I mean? Yeah. Other than that, we out. We out. You don't think it's weird that they haven't attacked though yet? Say why would they attack? The aliens. What is there to attack? We're killing ourselves already. Exactly. Like why do they want to get in the middle of it? They're like, all right, we're going to let them fight it out and then we'll just come in and take what's left. I just keep thinking about what you said. Ask you a question. What? Why do you profile extraterrestrials just now? Yeah. Oh, wow. You just stereotype all extraterrestrials. Why do they got to be angry? Why do they got to be violent? Why do they got to be violent? Why do they got to be violent? Did you just assume they would attack? I would just think that they would. The media, you watched too much movie. The media got you looking at extraterrestrials. Honestly, it was crazy to tell you what I said because you literally just said they're not giving us their best. You know, they're criminals. Why? They're trying to build the wall in space. Build the dome. Build the dome. Now, you really just turned into Trump. They're probably too aggressive for them. Taylor Trump out here, bro. You did, yo. You did, yo. You're right, because I shouldn't compare them to people or human beings. That's right. You don't know what they're. Because I'm thinking they have better technology and everything else than us. Takeover is that's what I'm thinking. Why? It's all right. So just because one culture is more technologically advanced, they could take over another culture. Wow. That's what you're saying? They're probably nice. That's never gone poorly in the past. I can't think of a time in history where one culture was more technologically advanced than taking advantage of another one. You want Cosmo colonization. Holy shit. You want them to come from the Cosmos and colonize Earth. Wow. Listen, you know, we would do this in them if they really come here. They'd try to kill them. That's fucked up. What do you want them to do? Put us on ships and go do some work in their planets. That's right. Do you think that's what you want us to do? Make sure they stop observing, though. That's just weird. You know how I know aliens are way more gangsta? What I'm going to do to them? You know how to do Zoom? We're Instagram to them. They're just scrolling through this whole shit, man. You know how I know aliens are more gangsta than Earthlings? How? Because Earthlings don't even want us to know they exist. You gained a little weight, bro. I did a little bit. Yeah. I did a little bit. I did a little bit. I did a little bit. I'm just getting it off me, though. But what? Are you? Yeah. Oh, no. You might be the way I'm sitting. Making fun of Wax's whole time. Hold on. I might be the way I'm sitting. You know what I'm saying? I'm sitting down. I'm early. You're sitting down. No. No. I mean, it's better. It's better now. But when you're sitting. I'm sitting down. I'm early. No, you're not. You bugger. He's the way he is. You're not. I'm early. No, you look three months. You're bullshitting. You're three months, bro. And you got some titties. He's definitely titties, for sure. He's rocked up titties. No, that's better, bro. Keep that sucked in. I want somebody to turn that into a mirror. He's definitely titties. He's doing this shit. He's definitely titties. For sure. But he's an official though. He's showing the best of a hot potato, bro. Because I had him in a hot seat for a second. He's like, what? You're fatter than me? Brilliant. He's fucking Steve Nash over here with the assist. That's easy. Dying? Dying? No, I am. It's a little bit. It's a reason for that though. I'll talk about it later. What happened? No, I'll talk about it later. What? No, I'll talk about it later. I'll talk about it later. I'll talk about it later. Oh, don't tell us some medical shit. You're going to make the fucking thing. You got, like, a thyroid. Fuck, stop it! Come on, bro. Don't do that. You got time for that. Ah! You got time for that. You got time for that. You got time for that. We got time. What's going on? Come on, son. Stop it. No, it's the medication. It's the medication. Nobody can't say that. It's the medication. No, it's the medication. He's definitely still try. He has to try. I'm going to find a way to shoot. He's going to find a way to shoot. But no, Earthlings know aliens are so gangster that they tell us they don't exist. Really? They only want us to think about them. Are they deep frying the medication? They definitely deep frying the medication. You know what's so crazy? I've lost, listen, I've lost mad weight in COVID. Yeah. And then it's like I gained it back after the pandemic was over. See, you got comfy. Yeah, that's all it is. You got comfy. You celebrate it a little bit. I'm not going to say it was over. I'm not going to say it was over. But yeah, it was like a two-month period, son. I was fatty shit right after that. Son, I looked horrible. My girl was looking at me crazy. No, man. I was fatty shit and I went down to Miami. I had to get it back. Could you look down and see your dick? I could see my dick, but it was just like, I was like pale and fat and that's just the worst, dude. Yeah. This is the way I'm sitting. I got a little bit of tan, but it was awful. It's just the way I'm sitting, bro. You think that's what it is? Yeah, that's the shirt. Yeah. Blame it on the studio. It's the studio. I don't look like this right now. 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We're going to crack it open in a big way. I'm very, very excited about it, man. And yeah, I can't say too much, but it's going to be wild for the people that are there. When is the special dropping? This fall, uh... Well, I'm going to film... Oh, that's another important announcement. Everybody that had a ticket to the LA shows where I was going to film the special before the pandemic, your tickets are still good for that, for those shows, but we're not going to film the special in LA, obviously, because of all the COVID bullshit, so we're going to move it to Austin. And the Austin dates, we are going to film the special there, probably on the Sunday, the first Sundays. Shows. Why not New York? Because it feels like you're one of the last New York comics. Yeah, I want to do it in New York, but I have another plan for something for New York. Okay. So, uh... Yeah, I have another plan for something for New York. Okay, okay. And so... I think the Apollo is good for a brother like you. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I would like to... Yeah, I would like to do that, because I feel like it's very representative of me. Yeah! Yeah. The Apollo! No, I mean, the Apollo's fire, man. Apollo's still fucking sick, but I have a plan for something for New York in the future. And, uh... So, yeah, that's all I'll say about that. But yeah, so the Austin shows, that's what we're going to film the special. If you have tickets to the L.A. shows, we're still going to do those shows out there. We're just not taping the special out there. But we are still going to honor those shows, go do those shows in L.A. Those are going to be fucking crazy at the Orpheum out there. We'll be the first shows back for the Orpheum. So that's very exciting. And I know everybody in L.A. is ready to get out and rock now that corona is done. So, it's going to be fun. What about you, Wax? You got church announcements? Yeah, everybody go to whosewax.net. You get the lemonade there. I'm stealing all the stories and dispensaries in L.A. My flowers out there. I got the Delta 8s. And all these companies, these cannabis companies is really, really dope. You know what I'm saying? I got the paintball fighting, won all the podcasts. You know, get 10 people, having to represent your podcast, podcast wars, you know what I'm saying? So, it's really dope. When are we going to do that? We got to do a nice little paintball fight. Yeah, so who would you want to fight against? I mean, how many we got? We got enough to do it. Hell yeah, we got enough to do it. Even the fans, we want the fans to also come out and participate with us too. So, you know what I'm saying? Where is it? It's actually in Charleston, Charleston area. Oh, we got to go all the way to Charleston. Y'all got to go to Charleston. Okay. Charleston is a beautiful place to go to. Very beautiful place to go. I remember. We went to your wedding. Really enjoy yourself there. So, y'all come out and... This is huge, you know. This is the huge amongst corner area. Yeah, we're in the woods. So, believe me, you're going to enjoy yourself. You're going to shoot as much as you want to. No problems out on the land. So, we all right. Love it. And mine are always the same. Go to BlackEffect.com. Make sure you, you know, we just launched. What did we launch this week? We launched the Reasonably Shady podcast this week with Giselle Bryant and Robin Dixon from the Real Housewives of Potomac. Okay. So, all you Real Housewives fans, you know, it's a couple of Real Housewives that have podcasts on the Black Effect. I mean, the Kid Williams will hold the quarter-course and now Giselle and Robin are Reasonably Shady. So, make sure you subscribe to them and make sure you check out We've Got Answers on Audible. You know, for anybody who hasn't checked out the audio book, I dropped like a month and I don't even know how long it's been now, but like a month and some change ago, make sure you check that out on Audible. It's free with Audible membership. It's called We've Got Answers. And of course, thank you to everyone who's been purchasing Tamika Mallory state of emergency, how to win in the country we built. It is out. I bought it. It's a, no you didn't. It's available. You just lie like that for no reason. That's fucked up. It's available everywhere you buy books. I got a signed copy of it, bro. You're lying. You got it. I do get it. I got a sign. I didn't say who got signed by, but I got a sign. She said I got a signed copy. You never asked me who signed the book, but I got a book and it's signed. We got the ebook. We got the audio book. Actually, you know, it's crazy, man. I think this is the second week. It's been out. Second, third, no, third. It's the third week. And it's number 46 on Amazon. So I mean, hey man, Tamika doing her thing, number one in like three different categories. She, she, you know, God bless. God is good. The part I heard is really good. Shut up. The part you do the forward. That was fire. That was fire. Awesome mention. We got bully and the beast. And who was on it this week? Oh, we got a Chuck head. Chuck head. AJ. AJ. AJ. Holiday. This is going to be really funny. Well, you know, AJ is like part of the family. She is family. You know, part of, that's family. That's just the same thing. No, it's not. Part of the family. AJ who? The girl that was here for, we talked about. Part of the family is family. It's that same thing. We talk part of the family is family. Oh, yeah. It's part of the family and is family the same thing. I don't think so. You're part of my family. My brother. You could be anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's family. I know an AJ. That's family. That's what I'm saying. So it was really good. 20 years. Hopefully we got to cut nothing. But part of the family and family. Yeah. How long I know an AJ? 2000, 2001. Yeah, 20 years, 20 years. Yeah, we was in class together. We had school together. We was in college together. Yeah, you're going to hear a lot more stories about why. It was a lot of stuff. Did you hook up with her? Was this the one you hooked up with? No, man. What are you talking about? Why do people think that? Why are you angry with me? I'm just saying, Pat, why is that a question? Why are you so tight? Like, he ain't get pussy before, bro. Why are you angry with me? Because you got pussy, bro. Why do people think men and women just can't be platonic friends forever? You can't. That's not true. You don't think that you'll look at a girl and decide, like, both parties, a girl and a guy? No. I don't think you have nothing to do with looks. You decide if you want to have something. If you're single. Yeah, that's a lie. If you're single and you're both attracted to each other, you can't be just friends. That's stupid. Now, you hear what Shostan, come on, come on, come on. Hey, man. Listen, you hear what Shostan compared to what Wax said? What he said? Wax said, you decide. Shostan said, both parties decide. It has to be a mutual attraction. No, no. I decide if I'll be like, I'll smash it up. Like, no, I never smashed that. I've never thought that. To me, it's just all energy. Like, you know the difference between somebody you meet and y'all are friends and y'all cool and y'all become family and somebody you meet and it's a little bit more. I end up smashing girls that I thought was OK and we just cool. So that's why I can't say that. I don't trust myself. That's why I don't do it. You're not editing this? I ain't got no friends. But that's the point. You like it? You can't trust yourself? No, I mean, I'm getting a whole lot better. Whoa. But I'm being good. Whoa. What are you trying to do? Yo, you said. Whoa. Right here. Whoa, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I can't buy no car like that, bro. You trying to sell me the car? Is it a good car or the job? It's a great car. Is it good land? Can I plant something on this land or not? Would you put crack while I crack it? Somebody, no, I'm just saying. Would you put maize in it? Keep digging your graves. Keep digging your graves. I'm just saying, I'm going to recover and crack it. Would you put crack right there? What? If I'm going to recover and crack it, would you put crack right in front of me? Yes. Recovering? Yes. No. Because that means you're prone to relapse. Yeah. If you're complete, if you beat your addiction. If you beat it. You need it. You need it. And you've been clean for years? We know. I bet this is about to be year two, June 1st. You need another coin. I don't think we should give him a coin yet. I don't think so either. I need the June 1st. I need my coin, man. How many coins I get? You sound wild. How many coins do I get? This is definitely going to be an argument. We're going to talk about fidelity, bro. I don't want it, baby. You know I ain't do shit. She got everything anyway. She got this fucking tie. Yeah, but you're making it sound very hard, bro. Yeah, but you can't like twist. You can't like take off your dick, bro. She can't hold on to that. You can't unhook your dick and give it to her before you go to work. I promise you, she got some type of something on me. If somebody have a girl call me right now, she knows. If I'm setting something up, she knows. She knows everything that's going on. You think? I know. I get the phone call. So are you faithful because it's the right thing to do because you're under surveillance? Exactly. No, I'm faithful. That's a good question. That's a good question. I'm faithful because I want to be faithful. Any person want to do something, they'll find a way to do it. You know what I'm saying? If you want to go ahead and beat somebody up, you'll put aside 10 shoe on. I mean, we need to leave with that wax. Because you sounded like, well, I'm only doing it because, you know, I'm only doing it because he's not even doing it. But you need cracker on a cracker? Yeah. Like what? Yeah, bro. Seemed like you're a dick, bro. You a cracker? Seemed like you're a dick. I was, but I thought you stepped away. You understood your phone when she was asleep? Huh? When you laying in bed together, you look at your phone when she was asleep? Do you turn down the light? Do you turn down the light on the phone so don't wake her up? I would get with her. You turn down the light on the phone so don't wake her up and then kind of turn it a little bit towards you so you can look at the pictures? I'm a mole type of person. Y'all know me. This guy's wild, y'all. I would just have to do one thing one time. You are a wild dude. I'm dead. But she's sleeping. Do you ever look out the corner or out to see if her head is facing you or if it's facing the other way or the face the other way? If I get a text message or something, go through my phone and go straight to her phone. So it only matters. I'm talking about the DMs. Do you ever look at the DMs that even Instagram don't want you to see? No, the DMs and she got the DMs too. But what about the DMs? In the DMs. These girls are retarded. You think girls want to stop because it goes to girls? I don't get no DMs. I ain't got DMs in years. Look how low you've been with your wife. That's right. I don't get the DMs. Girls aren't nothing wrong with girls. Why are you, what are you doing that's making girls want a DM, you wax? Wait, wait. I'll ask her. You don't get no DMs, bro? None. Let me see her phone now. No, look at my thumb. Me and you in the same position. Shokes. Me and you in the same position. You don't get DMs, Shokes. I don't get no DMs, bro. Shokes, you get DMs. Ain't no girls hitting up a Shola. Of course I get DMs, bro. Girls got their trash ass pickup lines, though. What's the lines? What's the lines? What's up, chick? Hit me the other day with a ticket. We should normalize. How do we normalize women shooting their shot? That was it? Yo, you see Shola roll his eyes up. I thought it was shot in the neck, though. That's how you thought you was gonna get some dick. That's how you thought I was gonna throw away my family. Is she looking good? My family? You thought I was gonna throw away my family? I got a family. That ain't shit, bro. I got a family. I got a golden doodle. I was gonna throw that shit away. I'm gonna normalize women shooting their shot. I got a family, bro. The audacity of this girl, yo. She's at least put some naked pictures or something in that motherfucker. Something, bro. Not like I would look, but something. I don't look either. See, that's what I'm saying. She ain't have to do all that. I don't look either. It's your trifling ass. I can't believe you'll ever see me some naked pictures. Fuck the phone. Also, I only get DMs from people I follow anyway. You know what I mean? You never go to the dark DMs? No, I never go. I never go. I can show you right now. Yeah, let me show you. But let me go into the good shit. Let me look. Yeah, I want to look. Let me give a look. Are you just saying the same way? I can't look at her no more. You can't even let her handle it. That's the smart thing to do. Yeah, do it. Go ahead, baby. I don't do that with my girl. Let me show you. Oh, you got trust issues, bro. You not even signed into Instagram? Yo, you got trust issues, bro. This guy really trusts they faithful, bro. You don't even ask Instagram on his phone, bro. He's going to the website. I do, I do, I do, I do, I do. I really do got trust issues. Look. That's crazy. Because he's always got my fucking phone. 99 plus requests. Everybody DMing me is people I know. Angela Rye, Sonny Anderson. That's mentioned, like all the smoke mentioned in the podcast. My little niece LaPocha, Bonon, Tesla, and sending me something. Miko, Intern John. These are all, I don't follow. Everybody that DMs me is people I know, yo. I don't have no action. And I don't want it. You want me to look to see if there's some action? No, no, no. I can look to see if there's some action, man. I don't even go there. That's why it says 99 plus. I don't even go over there. There's 99 plus. No, sometimes it gets lost over there. No, no, no. Some important business. What is someone you're not following, and then you got to end their time with you? I don't care. They should know how to get the numbers. That's right. They should not get in touch with me. That's right. See what I'm saying? Why are you standing out the way? What do you mean? You're covering? Who? You. What do you mean? Why are you standing out the way? Why are you not going to do it? Because I'm a respectful husband who's not even entertaining it. Well, fiance. These women shouldn't even know how to contact me. So what's wrong? They don't know how to get in DMs? The fact that you're checking your DMs is crazy. Yo, that's crazy, bro. That means you're following people. That means you're following people. Let me see your DMs. Sorry, man. Let's see my DMs. And if we get up on you right now, actually. Share your DMs challenge. Let me see. Share your DMs challenge, bro. You know what I'm going to do better? I'm going to show you out my like page, and I'm going to show you what I actually like. I don't never like DMs. I don't care about the likes. I don't care about the likes. That's share your DMs challenge. Let's see your DMs, bro. Hold on. Share your DMs challenge, yo. Whoa, he's lying. She do. He's a liar. What about your burner Instagram? Remember the Instagram you told me you had? That's one. The one that's XAW. Yeah. What does that stand for? Waxback. I know it's nothing. You got an Instagram that's XAW. Yeah, it's nothing to him. Let me see, then. Let me see. Let's see. Let's see. Share your DMs challenge, man. Where I go? Where I go? Where I go? How I do it? Look at it. One, two, three, four. Five, six. Okay, six, five, four, three, two, one. No, it's probably Som's birthday. Wow. What is it, man? Put the basketball in that. By the way, you are a real cheater. Because soon as you got out of Instagram, your phone locked. Yeah, you got a quick lock on your phone, bro. What happened? Put it in. Put what in? It cool. What's the phone set in? Wow. This guy is so cool. Oh, he got his phone locked on purpose. This guy is so cool. He locked his phone on purpose, guys. That's real. This is what you do with your guys for your family. Yo, you look guilty as hell. Realize it. Yo, you look guilty. You must want to fight today. You must want to. When this come out tomorrow, you must want to fight, yo. What's one thing you understand? She really got all the same stuff. Oh, wow. You got your phone disabled, bro. Yes. You have a woman with child that might need you, and your phone is disabled. Wow. That's a foul, bro. That's a foul. Wow. It's super foul, bro. She's not with child. She with the child. Same difference. Yeah, with the child. With child. Carla, I got your back. This is fucked up. With child mean pregnant. That is true. But fuck that. With the child. Don't let him deflect. It's only for women, dude. Carla, you should be saying yourself, Carla, I got your back, Carla. OK? I'm the friend that I want to be the friend that women know their dude is around. Charlotte doing the right thing. Ah. That's me. Yeah, it's really out of control. Because it's like so many times I'm thinking I'm free. I'm just chill with somebody. It's way back in the day. And he's finding a way to bring somebody around. Yeah. Listen to a wildest guy. You don't know where to bring another girl that I deal with around. Yeah, you would. How? You would, though. I don't know. When did I do this? You were a bad guy. Tell me a story without saying no names. You know what? I'm not doing this no more. Just make up the names. It's more fun. I'm not doing this no more. Just make up the names. I got in trouble last time for us talking about our past. You're right, baby. What about old stuff? You brought the girl around and then chased her with AJ and Samali. See? What's her name, baby? Tammy. Tammy. No, no, no. That was Tammy. Tammy rushed his ass. And Tammy rushed you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's my son. But I'll tell you another story. Tell a story about how when you tried to get me to run interference for you when I was a change, man. Well, thank God for, thank God for, um, for this. Yo, what was it? Although, can we ever talk about this? This is this topic. Can we ever talk about this? What is the etiquette if one of your boys is cheating? What's the etiquette for him bringing his side piece around you and the homie? Shame. Son, that's a little bit. Shame. What do you mean, bro? Yo, yo, yo, you know what? I would kill you the whole time. We did that before. Why? Why are you going to make me a liar now? No, we did that to somebody. I know, but you're not supposed to do that to me and I wasn't married, bro. Now you got to be a liar, bro. Now you got to be a liar. But he had to do that and I was, I was chilling out here. He just do it for no reason. Like I was married. Explain the scenario so we're all on the same page. I don't practice bad habits. But explain the scenarios. We're all on the same page, right? We're all, let's say all of us, other homies, pulls up with a side check. Shame. Isn't that fucked up? You don't even tell us? We've done that. That's wrong, bro. Why? That's wrong. No, because he was doing too much. Who is he? Yeah, come on. You know, we ain't nobody know mother fuck. I know what you're talking about. But they're holding hands and shit. I'm like, boy! What are you doing, boy? Hey, that's dangerous. Hey, yo. I even see the smooch. What's your smooch? Oh, it's the same thing. Son, son. I said, this should piss me off. They were sitting and their hands started. And then webbing on, webbing hands, bro. You got to send the text. You know what you do? You go into the group chat right then, in a moment. You send the text. I'm going to tell you what we did. We played a song. Black men don't cheat. We played a song. We played a song. What the fuck is this? We played that. That's a nonstop. What you think is more intimate? This dumb bitch ain't even realized it's a power. We don't know women bitches in 2021. That's what we're talking about, bro. What the fuck is this? Listen, what you think is more intimate? Kissing or smashing? If your boy be like, I'm just smashing. But if you catch him kissing, which one is more intimate? Don't bring this up. This is so stupid. This is so stupid. I think that's kissing. If I know my boy kissing her. It's both wrong. It's both wrong. Real fast. If my boy say, nah, we just smashing. That's cool. But if I catch my boy kissing her, I say he like her. I leave her alone. You don't kiss him in sex? Maybe you do. Maybe you don't. If I see a dude kissing a girl, he likes her. If I know a dude, he be like, I just smashed her. I be like, all right. But I didn't know as far as guy code goes. Like, do we? Obviously, we're not going to blow up that guy's spot. Of course not. But at the same time, it's almost, nah, we're not going to blow up his spot to anybody else because that's the homie. But at the same time, it's like, yo, you making all of us liars to our girls too. That's right. Like, our girls like, what you doing this weekend? And we're not going, we can't say. We cannot say. So you're going to make me lie to my girl. You're going to make me basically cheat without getting no pussy. Is lying not telling? Is lying not just not telling? Is lying not telling? Say what? But what if they ask? Who was all there? I know the name. I know the bunch of names like that. I know it was a bunch of us. I'm not playing that game. I don't want no parts of it. I really don't want no parts of it. I'm like, let's skip over the part. Listen, look, it's a full moon tonight. I'm not no wing man. What? I remember. I'm not a wing man. I'm not no wing man. Wax it. Tell me the story. What? I hit you and, what's his name came up there? He helped me down. Martin. Martin, thank God for Martin. Because I went up there. I forgot where we was at. LA? I said, Charlotte, man, listen. I got this girl coming. Soon as I finish, I need you to sit there. And I'm going to call you. Say we got somewhere to go or something. Get me out of here. Run some interference. It was great. We always did this for years. Man, I called Charlotte. I'm like, yo, what's good? Though he called me. I'm like, yo, what's good? He's like, yo, we got somewhere to go. And I was like, all right, word. I'm like, yo, yo, yo, yo. I'm like, what's up? He was like, nah, never mind. Stay. You ain't got nowhere to go. I'm like, what the hell is going on? Waiting for him to grow. Because you know I put it on speakerphone so the girl can hear that we got to go. And now he's talking about we ain't got to go nowhere. Look at his face. That was the whole fucking time. How much of his that? He didn't hang up on him? It's time to go. I'm like, I won't talk to him no more. I don't know what the fuck he about to say now. Now he got to go. He got to go now. Like, what the fuck? Why would you put me on speaker? What you mean? That's a good point. You say we got to go. I know, but I couldn't resist that one. No, you can't resist that one. I can't resist that one. Yeah. I couldn't resist that one, man. How you making him do the hard work? Work? No, we have to understand that that's what we do. You call me and get me out of there. Why don't you lie like we all lie? Why didn't he ever call you? You got to be the liar. Yeah. You got to be the liar. You got to be the liar. Girl, you crazy? I'm not doing that to you, girl. But why didn't you say I got to go somewhere? Like what? Fake like your stomach hurt like girls. You never fake traveled? You never fake traveled? Always out. I packed the whole goddamn bag of shit, bro. I said pack in a bag. I said pack in a bag. The girl is like, I'll just leave with you. I'm like, you will make me pack this whole goddamn bag. Y'all some wild boys. I get my toothbrush. I get my deodorant. I got my attention. I'm almost to this point. I might as well take a fucking vacation. Y'all some wild boys. Y'all some wild boys. No? No, I never had to do that. Come on, bro. No, I didn't. Oh, you never had your boy. You know why? You know why? You know why? The boys said there was a fight. No, I tell you why, because we're always in and out. So when I was moving like that. It was easy. It was easy. I'll leave you in the room. I'll see you when I come back in town next time. You know what I mean? And we always got an early morning flight. Four in the morning. Six in the morning. I'm not gonna stay with me and not sleep with me. I call Martin. You're a liar. I hit Martin right away. Oh my God. Stop lying. I hit Martin like, Martin, please look me out. Martin came in there like, come on, we got to go. Why would he lie like this? What you mean? I was like, you don't let a girl stay with you? What do you mean? They sleep. They sleep. I don't like to do that. I like sleeping in the bed. Wait, they never stayed in slept. He is a liar. I know you are. Yes, I know he is. Why are you lying to me? Yeah, I was never doing that. I used to take my boy, shoot the girl's shoes, one shoe from the girl. Just because she was staying in the bed, I'm like, your breasts stop sleeping in the bed with these girls. You're too vulnerable. What? That was one of my rules. You told me once. Come on. And not being serious. Guys. You told me once. You have a hard time sleeping without a girl in bed. I know what you're talking about. You did say that. I know what you're talking about. You did say that. What am I talking about? You had said that. What happened to me in LA? You asked me to talk about sleeping with somebody. That's one of the reasons why I don't. Because one time I thought about it. I thought about it. In the middle of the night, I woke up with swings getting beat up because somebody took Ambien. Mind you, this was only. Ambien makes you fall asleep, not wake up again five years ago. This was only five years ago. Six years ago. So you just picked up the habit of not sleeping with women six years ago in the bed. No, no. It was this. So you got to understand the time zones and stuff. It might have been. It's probably three o'clock in the morning. Wax is a lover over there. Wax is a lover. Wax lays up with these women. He prays with these women. Maybe pray after. He takes these women, these mom. I was like, Wax, you're a sweet guy. Low key. Like, you're not as big as like. Sweet. You're young. You're young. We use sweet a little bit differently. No, I'm sorry. No, we don't. Telling you that I'm a sweet. Telling you that I'm a foment you hate sugar. By sweet, you better mean aspartame. I know you're not talking about sugar sugar. I was sugar sugar. I bet you'd be like, no, Andrew, that was sweet. Don't fuck with me. That was sweet. That was sweet. Come on, man. You make me feel like a fucking boy. Yes. Nah, you can't describe your homeboy like that. No, I'm not describing my homeboy. He's 6'2". Like, funny. He's really sweet. He's sweet. He's sweet. Now, sweet hard is a little wild. Nah, even I think sweet is worse. Wow. Like, yo, easy. Yo, you're not going to talk to your boy like, yo, bro, you're a sweet, man. Yo, you're a sweet guy. Like, I think eating is sweet. His name is headed. His name is headed. I know it's a weird name. I know nobody's ever been named in history. And I know it's hard to memorize. But his name is headed, bro. You see? I know everything. It's not even for real. I thought he is sweet. He's sweet. Yo, you don't want to be known as sweet, bro. You don't want to be known as sweet. What is wrong with sweet? Nah, sweet is weird. And so I'm trying to make it say, anything is sweet, guy. No, no, no. What made it weird is you didn't like Taylor saying it to you. So Taylor's a woman. So if Taylor says wax is sweet, why are you upset? But I want to know what sweet means to her, then. Sweet. That's what I'm saying. That's not cool for me. What does sweet mean to you guys? Sweet means I'm sweet. I mean, I mean, I'm sweet. Andrew, you want to be sweet? All right. I need you to edit him doing this city like this. Exactly. I didn't say I'm sweet. But see if we can put the voice over it. I'm sweet. I'm sweet. I'm sweet. Yes. See if we can do that. God, fuck. You don't want to be known as sweet. Sweet is kind of wild. How come you're a woman? Why would it matter? That's a compliment. Nah, but what girl ever fucked a guy because he's sweet? That's true. I have. Stop it. Come on. Because I was so sweet. That's what he did. What he said, too sweet is different. But like if he's sweet, like he's a sweetheart. I thought the whole point of women sleeping with a man is because the man was being sweet. Yes. So they're trying me though. Nah. Bro, you're lying. I've been out the game a long time. Yes, you have. Yes. Long, long time. If you ain't got a black and mild, she ain't smashing you. What? That's true. I've experienced that. I've experienced that a lot in my day. I always carry one black and mild. Back to Wax sleeping with these. Oh, no, Wax does the most and he be lying like he don't. Yo, I know. I'm lying, bro. You and your friends, bro. Wax, we have a lot of the footage of you saying that. I've seen it. Wax sings the girls. Yeah. This guy say anything. When? Go ahead. When? You don't sing the girls? You don't play the girls? And what girl was this? Wax will take you. He'll play the piano. What? You'll play the piano, though? Wax will sit down to do and start humming. I've seen him do it a million times. It's no way. Because it's such a contrast to the way he looks. Exactly. So if he walk in like a hotel lobby that got the piano, he'll sit down. I could play it. He's OK. Security guard up. Stop trying to steal the piano, sir. No, no, no, no, no. Sir, put down the piano keys. No. You know what security says? Oh, he's fine. He's sweet. He's playing the piano. He's sweet. He's humming. He's singing. He's sweet. He's fine. I don't worry about it. You know security talks like that when they're singing. Like, yo, be aware for a six-foot-two guy with dreadlocks. He's playing the piano, singing. He's like, oh, he's fine. He's sweet. For trying to steal a piano, bro. The whole thing. That's crazy. Let's play some bills. Tell the game. Let's pull it up. Liquid death. I gotta be anywhere. 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They are a company that does not want to do this plastic shit. Maybe they saw C-spiracy. Maybe they just want to stop growing titties. I don't know what the fuck the exact reason is. But I'm telling you, the cans are the best. You have to do it. Now, this is what you can do right now. Get two free koozies with your first order of any case of order at liquiddeath.com slash idiots. Remember, it is liquiddeath.com slash idiots. OK? Liquiddeath.com slash idiots. Just hit up their merch store. Add the Koozie Tupac you want. And you'll get it for free with your first case only at liquiddeath.com slash idiots. OK? Now, let's get back to the show. All right, we back. Um, OK, let's get into some shit you won't care about next week. First of all, I will care about this next week until I find out when this battle is. But Soldier Boy and Goddamn Bow Wow? OK. Come on now. That's the motherfucking verses, all right? Y'all can front on Goddamn Soldier Boy and Bow Wow all y'all want. But y'all not going to act like musically. These two individuals are not super. Goddamn stars. Yeah. You hear me? That's Taylor Arron. You know 10 songs from both of them? Hell yeah. I don't. I don't know about. Soldier Boy has, I don't know though. Don't disrespect big soldiers. I don't know because Bow Wow got a lot of hits. Like when he was younger, come on man. I feel like I know more Soldier Boy songs than Bow Wow. We need some more gospel ones. I haven't seen a gospel one in a long time. Yeah. Only one gospel one? Where are my dogs at? Bounce with me y'all. What? We only have one gospel song. Okay, let's see. When he was running around the neighborhood. Because I can't believe you disrespect Soldier Boy. You don't know kiss me through the phone? I do. I know kiss me through the phone. Soldier Girl. Crank Debt. Crank Debt. Pretty Boy swag. I know Pretty Boy swag. Pretty Boy swag. Capital Anthem. Yeah. What's Capital Anthem? Pretty Boy. No, Capital Anthem is the Pretty Boy swag. Boys and Soldier. Yeah. Yeah. You don't remember that? Yeah, but that's not a hit. That is going to lose against a Bow Wow song. That's not true. Turn my swag on. Gucci Bandana. Gucci Bounce. She make it clap. Birdwalk. Y'all play with Soldier Boy. Tell them if you want to. She make it clap. Clap. That's not that song, is it? No. No, that's not the same. No, that's not it. Which one is that one? Is that Buster? Tell me the Bow Wow songs. Take Me Home, Bounce, Fresh As I Wish. Fresh As I Wish. That's a joint. Fresh As I Wish is a joint. Shorty Like Mine with Fresh Brown. Shorty Like Mine is a joint. I don't know these songs, man. All I know is Soldier versus Bow was a great one. He was with Easttown. Soldier smacking Bow Wow, man. What's with Easttown? Bow Wow. He had a song with him. With Easttown? I don't know. Easttown Knockin' the Boots. What are you talking about? You had a song together, right? Bow Wow and Easttown? Look it up. I don't know. I don't think they have a song. I'm not Googling that. Why would I go with it? Or not, Joe to see Boys and Men. It's wonderful. This is what you do on your phone. He's talking Jagged Edge. Oh, Jagged Edge. I'm about to tell you on your phone, Google Bow Wow Knockin' Boots and see what come up. Yes! Okay. All right. But I can't wait for Soldier Boy and Bow Wow. What else you want to care about next week? Oh, Ocho Sinko. Ocho Sinko's on the undercard of the Logan Paul Mayweather Fight. They announced who he's fighting. Yeah. Who? Who's he fighting? Hela Boota. I'd love to see this. I heard Ocho can box, though. That's cool. I heard he actually boxes. Yeah, he's a hand-locked cornacea catcher. So, you know what I'm saying? That means nothing. That means a whole lot. That means nothing. That means a whole lot. Nate Robinson caught a lot. No, he did not. He didn't catch like this. He was a man's receiver. That don't mean nothing in the box. I mean, he was a basketball player. He had great hand-eye coordination. So, Floyd Mayweather would be a great wide receiver? Might, if he can sit there and catch. He's 5'9". Oh, Brian Maxwell? So, he's no 5', no short. That's who he's fighting? Is it? No, it's another former. It's another former fighter. Yeah, it's a former fighter. I think that's it. Brian Maxwell. Yeah, click that one. No, that's it. That's from May 3rd. No, no, no, no, no, no. We just saw it. Yeah, three reasons why Brian Maxwell easily beat for Miranda Felton. Oh, let's click on that. Let's click on that. No, Taylor, go to the other one. Go back. Go back, Taylor. Go back to the earth. Go down, go down. That top story. There you go, there you go. There you go. I want to see what they say. Yep. I want to see what they say. Three reasons why. Scroll down. Three reasons why. I don't even know who Brian Maxwell is. Do you know Brian Maxwell? No, I don't. I don't. No. He look in shape? That's not him. No. He's a BKFC. What is BKFC? They're Knuckle Fight Clubs. He ready to fight. Yeah, that's not a great idea. You're going to fuck him up. Okay, Brian. All right. Number one reason Brian Maxwell has a history of amateur fights. Now, listen, I haven't even read all these, but I know it applies to why Jake Paula beat Wax. But Brian Maxwell has a history of amateur fights. Okay, so Brian Maxwell grew up wrestling for the major part of childhood in college. His roommate introduced him to UFC. Scroll down, Taylor. However, Maxwell would seriously consider a career in MMA as late as 2021. All right. So we get that. All right. Go to number two, Brian Maxwell's Toughness. I can't watch that. I'm going to be honest. Okay. Jake Paula is tough, but I think Wax is tougher. All right. Scroll down. What's the third one? Brian Maxwell is a combat sports veteran. That's important. Yeah, that's important. He's got experience in the ring. Okay. I don't know. Maybe Ocho Sengles is doing it for the fun. We'll see. We'll see. We'll get knocked over. I already can box, though. I don't know what that means, but I already can box. I've seen him hit the bag. He looked good hitting the bag. For real? Yeah. I mean, it's easy to look good hitting the bag, but... See, this one's sale. I'll tell you something. He might be able to really box, bro. Shadow Box and all that stuff is good. All right. Let's see. Manny Pacquiao versus Earl Spidge speaking of real fights. Manny must need the money, bro, because I would never fight Earl Spence at 40 years old or whoever the fuck old he is. Hell no. That's crazy. That's absolutely crazy. Anybody who thinks Manny Pacquiao is going to beat Earl Spidge hasn't watched boxing in years, and Manny Pacquiao is the name that they know, and they don't know Earl. I think Manny Pacquiao is the current title holder, though, too. He is? Yeah. I thought he lost his belts. No, I think he just recently won. He beat Keith Thurman. Remember that? Yeah, that was about a year or so ago. All I know is Earl goddamn Spence is my favorite box. He's my favorite boxer, but then Canelo. Canelo's amazing, bro. No, come on, man. Come on. Canelo's amazing. Come on, come on, come on. All right, shit you won't care about next week. The Marlon Williams thing was interesting. What is that? Break that down for me. Well, he sat down with Kevin Hart on the Comedy Goldmines podcast, and he said that the Williams Brothers Scary Movie franchise was just basically taken from them, from the Weinsteins. Damn. And I mean, I thought it was interesting. I didn't listen to the podcast. I don't know if he expounded on it more, but I would like to hear him talk about that more because at the time they did that film, he was younger. I know he wouldn't let nobody get over on him now as far as intellectual property. So I just wanted to know what he did wrong back then. He wasn't younger in terms of his experience in Hollywood. Like, I mean, Keenan has been killing in Hollywood for decades. That's true. I mean, Keenan did that deal with you. Yeah, he got a big brother that could definitely school you to the game, but you want to do things on your own. You don't always want to run the, you know. But it says the Wayans Brothers Scary Movie franchise. Because I think it was Marlon and Sean. Sean. I thought. I mean, I don't know. I don't know. I just think things should, I think information like that should definitely be sent to the public just because like, you know, you want to know how to avoid making those mistakes. In the future, yeah. That's all. 100%. That's all. 100%. What else? What else we got? Yes, Luthe, FDK Williams, Holding Court Podcasts on the Black Effect, I Heart Radio Podcast Network. What else we got up there, Taylor? Hey, hold on. I put stuff in like the possibly brilliant, like Whoopi Goldberg. Whoopi Goldberg checks Megan McCain on live TV. I like when they do that. You know what I mean? It's live TV. No matter what the heated discussion is, we got to get the commercials. And if we down two seconds or we don't went past the one, I got to get out. You know what I mean? We'll get over it. I know you might feel like I disrespected you, but hey man, it is what it is. Drake won the Artist of the Decade at the Billboard Awards. Very deserving. Makes sense. You know, regardless of how you feel about Drake, you cannot deny he was absolutely, positively the best artist of the last 10 years. 100%. It's not, it's not even close. And I mean, in hip hop, man, we haven't seen too many hip hop people transcend so many different demographics and genres. You didn't do gospel though. Shit that he's done, don't tempt them. Listen, we need a gospel song for me. Didn't somebody just do a gospel song with somebody? Kirk Franklin. Oh, that was hard. Oh my God. So? Oh, produced by Just Blaze. That record ain't getting attention to deserve, man. I don't know it. Oh, it just came out. It came out this week. Like, yo, that Just Blaze, little baby record, little baby is on a, and I know, I don't, I'm not, oh, you gonna play it? It's not like we can play music on the pocket. No, we can't play it. Oh, I want Just Blaze to score the Rapture. Tuck. When Jesus come back, he got to come back to a Just Blaze beat. When you see, when you see that sandal step out the sky and that goddamn. Who got sandals? Jesus. He got a sandal. When you see that, when you see that feet. When you see them, huh? Men don't have sandals. Men don't have toes. When you see that sandal step out the sky, I want Just Blaze to provide the soundtrack to it. But little baby is on a, I don't want, I'm saying this, but please don't, don't take it like I'm saying exact same trajectory. A little Wayne-like trajectory when it comes to skill. And what I mean by that is, there was a period where you could hear sonically little Wayne just get better. Right. You know what I mean? If you remember, you've been following him from day one, he could always rap. He was dope, but there was just a moment where you just heard him like, like really getting in pocket and really like, honing his craft. Like you was like, yo, he on some shit. Like, you know when they say a player's are in the zone. Yeah. That's what little baby is at right now. And if he keeps doing what he's doing, meaning working with producers like Just Blaze and just like not getting comfortable with one sound and just like keep perfecting that pin, that little baby going to be as special as we think he's going to be. He's going to actually be as special as we think he's going to be. Speaking of special to DMX album. Oh yeah. Good. It comes out Friday called Exodus. Great name. It's named after his son. I'm just going to say it's special. I don't want to put too much sauce on it. You know what I mean? But you've heard it. I got it. Laptop, it's special. Wow. It's special. It's really special. A couple of Nas' features. Hove is on it. It's new music from X. Yeah. They had an album. Like if you go, you can go back and watch an old interview which switched from Breakfast Club in like 2019 and he was talking about how he was working on X album. And X had, he resigned with Def Jam. Gotcha. But Def Jam resigned them for an album. And man. Yeah. I'm not going to say too much. I'm just going to say it's a very, very, very, very special project. That's dope. Very, very special project. I'm sure. All right. What else we got? What other shit we won't care about next week, Taylor? If not, let's do some asking to the Yips. You forgot the one thing that happened yesterday. What happened yesterday? You reunited with someone. Who did I reunite with? Really? I don't remember who I reunited with. The man with the nice chain that represents. Oh, Donnell Rollins. You want to call Donnell? Let's call. You want to call Donnell? Let's call Donnell, man. Nah, he and I, he went to Austin. Let's call Donnell. Let's see, bro. Who? Donnell. Nah. No, I don't know where Donnell at. I'm not Austin. That's home base for him. Where were they doing the Chappelle stuff at? Let me see if he answered. I'm sorry. He might not answer. I know what's up. He might not answer. Why is he upset? He's like, this is my second time calling him today. So he might not answer. He's like, nope, he up to something. He up to something. Come on, Donnell. Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Let me see if he answered. Just see somebody want to challenge you and watch what you do. He's going to call right away. He might be on a flight. I wouldn't go through if it wasn't on a flight. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. No, he's at Caroline this weekend though. But nah, Donnell was cool. I mean, Donnell, like me and Donnell, me and Donnell don't have no issues. He thought y'all did. Yeah, people have. Because he people being their feelings. I was talking to someone. You know, I was, man, I was talking to somebody this morning, man, somebody that's actually super cool with us. And they just like, man, I thought you didn't fuck with me. Why you think I didn't fuck with you? Guy ain't talked to you a minute and I text you. You don't text me back. We used to text all the time, yada, yada, yada. I know, listen, if I ever fuck with you, and I say, we friends, we friends. If you don't, even if you don't talk for weeks, months, years, you know you can hit me up. You know what I mean? People just be busy. Like, sometimes it really do. And people hate to hear this. This person actually hated when I heard said this. I'm leaving it on my mind, not my heart. Because it really be that way. What do you mean? I can be on the phone talking to somebody. Get distracted. But it's an important call. See the person call me. And be like, all right, I'm gonna call him back when I get off. And then get busy doing some other shit. Oh, that's something I mean. That's something I do with Charlamagne, is if wherever on the phone, and he goes, uh, hold on a second to take another call. I'll just hang up. You gotta know. That's true. I'll just hang up. You gotta know. I do it with my friend because I know what it is. I already know what it is. I know myself though. Yeah. So let me call you back. So being that I know myself, I don't click over no more. And I literally told the person that today, I literally said I don't click over. And I was on the phone with her and we're discussing it. And I said, look, I just had two calls while I'm on the phone with you. I didn't click over. You know what I mean? And guess what? I haven't called these one of the old people back yet. And it's not blatant. I'm not doing it because I'm being disrespectful. We just be busy. That's just it. Like, I don't know what to tell. I get it with my parents though. Like my mom was like, oh, now you want to call. Like she just gives an attitude. Everything. I did get off the answer for my pops though. Same people you have. Yeah. Certain things you just gotta see what's up. But certain people, like I call them right back. Yeah, I know they go. And if it's an emergency, if it's two calls in a row, I'm like, okay, hold up. Let me see what happens. You know what I mean? Oh, you called me two, three times in a row and I just now see what's up with you. I'm gonna curse you the fuck out. Yeah, I don't want to hit it. I love you, Donnell. I love you too, Donnell. We love you over here. We do love Donnell. Donnell just loves you, Donnell. Donnell just thinks people don't respect him. Donnell is the Rodney Dangerfield of comedy. The black Rodney, I said the Rodney Dangerfield of comedy. He's not a comedian. He thinks people don't respect him. He thinks people don't respect him? No. Yes, he does. He thinks people don't respect him. I think that's super off. I think Donnell is like probably one of the most respected. On the stage, because Donnell's funny as fuck. He's a beast on stage. He's a beast. I've seen him in Caroline where he's at this weekend. I've seen him at Radio City. I told him the night we saw Chapelle, Marlon Wayne, Donnell, he was the funniest on that stage. Yeah, now Donnell's a fucking monster. I haven't seen him kill it for years. The thing is, is that he is sensitive and ballbusters, when they know somebody sensitive in general, that's like flies to shit. Bees to honey, like. It's a problem. It's one of my toxic treats. Exactly. It is. Exactly. And I told him that. But that's not a function of not respecting him on stage because he could do his fucking thing on stage. He's a beast. He's a beast. Donnell must have went to private school. He went to real school, like public school. That's what they do all day. Yeah, but that's what I told him, I said. You already got Donnell spinning right now, like. That's Donnell. And I even told the story about how back in the day, we filmed guy court. Yeah. And it was the rap party. And we all sitting around having a good time drinking. And I look in the corner and Donnell's just in the corner angry and mad. No, he's not angry mad. Donnell's just in socialized like that. And I went over to him. I'm like, why are you not in the car? Why are you not fucking this type of shit, son? Yeah, I was just saying, he's not fucking this type of shit. So why are you here? This is his show, bro. He would be an asshole not to go to the after party for his show. You know, he was the fucking judge. I get it. But he got his man. But you can't say. What was his homie's name? What was his homie's name? Who? His homie that would always be with him. With the glasses? I can't remember who. I know you're talking about. 40s. He's not 40, right? Yeah, I can't remember his name. Damn, I can't remember his name right now. I'm a asshole. But don't ask us. Don't ask us, like. You heard his phone. The thing about Donnell, too, is like, you can't say you don't fuck with this type of shit because, and I know Chappelle's your friend. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But there's not too many bigger stars in the world who attract bigger stars. So when you with Chappelle, you in the mix, you know what I mean? Maybe that's just his comfort zone though. Maybe he feels comfortable around Chappelle and them. So even if the Elon Musk are around or the whoever, whoever the stars are at the time that's around him, maybe he just feels comfortable. You know what I mean? Yeah. But no, Donnell, Donnell funny as shit. He know that. And I don't know why that it actually hurts me that he thinks he don't get respect. Yeah, he don't even want to get in there. I don't think that's such a weird thing. I've never heard a comic sale with respect down there. That's my point. He don't feel that. Sometimes you got to hear it. Yo, I tell people that shit all the time. Sometimes you got to feel the love. Remember when Mitch was in Peyton Fool? And he was like, man, I won't go to the club tonight. Man, that's going to feel the love, man. Interesting. Sometimes you just want to feel the love, especially when you got social media and you got motherfuckers all on social media, saying shit all the time and coming at you all the time. Sometimes you just want to see if there's real genuine love out there and you don't see that unless you go hit the screen. Yeah, that's it. I did see you capping about the necklace conversation. That's how I felt about the chain though. Man, this guy is such a riot, buddy. He'll recreate any reality in his head and live by that reality, bro. Go to the tape. Go to the tape. We can't go to the tape. We literally had this conversation. Three of us were like, yo, can you wear another name? I was laughing at y'all. Name on the chain. We're like, no. I was laughing at y'all. I wouldn't do it. That's it. Done, done, done. I didn't tell that y'all would do it. On the show, you were like, I do do it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. The way Donnell explained it. Okay, here we go. Cultivated. No, no. Cultivated. Donnell explained it saying, this is for Chappelle's show. It was a show I was on that helped be successful. And I said, I understand that because I wear Duvall's rich bro chain. But their comics did wear it. They had nothing to do with the show. Really? Yeah. Like who? I thought I saw Michelle Wolf wearing it. But she's Team Chappelle though. So is it Team Chappelle or is it the Chappelle show? Because if it's Chappelle's show, I get it 100%. You built that show with him, bro. Like you have some of the most iconic characters in the performance on that show completely. I think if it's anybody who can wear a Team Chappelle chain for all of everything we're talking, it's definitely Donnell. Definitely. And God bless Charlie Murphy. You know what I mean? Because if Charlie Murphy was alive, he'd probably be out there with them too. He got to wear Charlie Murphy chain. The C stands for Charlie Murphy. That's what he should tell people. CC. The C stands for Charlie Murphy. Charlie probably wouldn't do that though. Charlie wouldn't want him to do it? No, Charlie probably wouldn't do that because I mean, he's a Murphy. You know what I'm saying? Like that. Yeah, you can't do that. If you got to pick, you got to go. Yeah. You know what I mean? If he's going to be Eddie, it's going to be Dave. So Eddie's such a goat. You could wear his name on it. I think you could wear his name on the chain. Actually, no, I couldn't. He got to die, bro. He got to die. He got to die. He didn't even wear the crystal guy. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Name or initials. Name or initials. You got to Chris Chiles show him. I can't say he got to die. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Salute to Chris Chiles. I'm going to take this off at the end of the day. No. I'm not wearing it every day. But you're going to say Chris Chiles is dope, right? Yeah. So I don't think it's anything wrong with wearing shirts of dope people. Chris Chiles clearly inspired you in some way shape or form. You're a New York guy. You're a Nick guy. Nick's in the playoffs. Chris Chiles was a tough guy. If I wore this shirt every single day of my life, you would come up to me and be like, hey, bro, you got any other shirts? I would definitely say that. I never wore a shirt with somebody on it for representing something. I just wore it on just to have it. Yeah, like, I'm going to the Knicks game tonight, so I'm going to wear some Knicks shit. And instead of wearing the same jersey everybody else got, I'm going to wear a little bit more unique thing. I just wear YT. YT works, too. Yeah. Yeah, like, YT. Why are you just saying that? You're doing a podcast with us, bro. And now you don't look at us like we started texting. Why are you not talking? We are talking to you. We are talking to you. Hey, listen to me, bro. That's why you can't with him, bro. He said he's talking to you. Keep posting the videos of him looking sweet. Hey, he's not going to stop no way. He's not going to stop no way. Keep posting sweet-ass Instagram posts. Hey, he's not going to stop no way. Listen, I did just Amanda. And keep putting the fucking gas on us. Listen, earlier I'm on the Zoom with Amanda Seals, right? Yeah. And Amanda goes, I'm not going to talk to you if you're on your phone. I said, I'm not on my phone. She goes, I'm looking at the top of your hat. And so I go, what are you talking about? Leaving the phone on the front of the table. Leaving the phone on the table. See how he lies, bro? That's my other fucking piece of shit. Oh, man. Let's do some asking the idiot's tailer game. I hate phones. Yo, stop it. Stop it. Not like a drug, man. It's like waxing around pussy. No. Wow. Cure it. I'm just playing. Baby. Look at how he gets it. He starts to wedding it. Y'all know what I go through. All right, that's good. Hey, what are we doing? I love my girl. All right. Miller, light pop, you must know, what is one thing you regret from early in your career? Oh, God. Oh, my God. Where do we begin? I'm beyond what you and I'm being dead serious. I have regrets, but it's weird because I can't regret them. And I tell you why, because you wouldn't get me now if you didn't get me then. You know what I'm saying? And we really live in this era where we're really crucifying people for playing, playing by the rules they were at the time. There's this thing, I was reading about the Overton window. I just want you all to Google it and I'm probably going to explain it all fucked up. But it's basically this thing politicians used to use and the language they used to use and the things they used to talk about were based on what was happening in the climate at the time, right? So it was some things that they might have talked about in the 50s, didn't serve them anymore in the 60s. You know what I mean? I weren't even considered like good policy anymore. Good things to talk about anymore. And it's the same thing with what we do as comedians, as radio personalities, as podcast hosts, you all going to see YouTubers, you all going to see the way things are now, they're not going to be five years from now. Walk my words. The way things are now, they're definitely not going to be 10 years from now. So it's going to be things that we talking about now that we thought was acceptable. And then five years from now, somebody going to be on your ass about it. And I just don't think that's there. But I don't regret it. I can't regret it. The main reason I can't regret it is because you live and you motherfucking learn. That's it. I think if you're grateful for where you are right now, it's hard to regret your past. I like where I'm at right now. I think it's amazing. I'm super grateful. So if I do something different in the past, I might not get here. And I might not be in this exact situation. So I'm sure I could find things that maybe I wish I did differently, I wish I did better, wish I paid more attention to. But I'm a little harder at it. Yeah. But like I'm not upset where I'm right now. I'm so in love with where I am right now. So I love it. Experience is the best teacher though. You never got caught jerking off by your mom. You ever got caught jerking off by your mom. That'd be something you regret to do. But anything like that, I'm straight. Even that you can't regret. Come on. No, no, no, no, no. Because you learn something from that. Yeah. You learn how to lock a door. That's it. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? Lock this goddamn door and stop when mommy walks in. Why are you still jerking? He's still jerking. Why are you still jerking when mommy was walking? You knew she was walking, bro. You knew she was walking. Y'all never happened to be brazen lords. You're alive. Brazen lords. I guarantee he would never jerk off a day in my life again when my mom caught me. What the fuck? It's got to be. It's got to be. It's got to be. It's got to be. All right. Give us another pun teller. And by the way, you're going to have to learn to live a regret if you're really moving the way you're supposed to move in life. And what I mean, and one more thing is like when you make mistakes you're going to learn from mistakes and you're going to regret things but you're going to have to learn to live a regret. Because to me, if you don't have no regret, you ain't trying shit. That's what I feel. All right. What do we got? Well, this one. Distat 90s flow. Okay. If you can add or remove anything from the human body, what would it be? What do you mean remove? Like, I mean, I'm asking 90s like remove like permanently or remove on a case by case basis. Put that going like you put your meat back on. Exactly. Like if your girl could take your dick when you go out of town and stuff like that, what do you mean? Odor. Ooh. Odor. Your takeaway odor. Yeah, just get rid of odor. All smells, right? No, not all smells, just the trash ones. Like odor, get that out of here. Now the tricky thing with odor is that's how you know you're clean. So maybe if we didn't have odor, people would shower as much and it'd be wack but like odor is just, yeah. What do smells, why do we, why did God make smells on our body anyway? The tell is alarmist. Yeah. The tell what? He's alarmist. Alarmist is something wrong, man. The fu chi, bro. She got the fu chi or something wrong down here. To me, right? To me, right. To alarmist. So it is a solid alarm. Don't tax. Nothing like in the intestines and that like. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. They do that on your other earth, Taylor. The earth that you need better pictures though. Give me one. That is funny as fuck. Crow in the community, Slim said, where are thou hoes? How might thou acquire the hoes? Look at the one up there. What's what? That's easy. Who will win? Andrew. Who will win? Oh, who would, this is from LJSUKHOO. Who do you think would win in a boxing match? Wax or Andrew? Andrew. Andrew, what the heck? Might work, bro. You think I could eat Andrew? Might work, bro. No, wait. Come on, dawg. I mean, I've seen Andrew in the room, bro. Head movement crazy. I'm trying to tell you. I would definitely lose. We have the same outcome of me and Jake Paul and you, me and him. Yeah, probably. You definitely lose, Jake Paul. All right, real life, real life Reggie ass. What was the worst financial decision you've made? I'll tell you mine. Buying Bitcoin at 60 fucking thousand dollars a coin. That was the worst one I've made. Really? What? I bought Bitcoin at the height. Why? Oh my gosh. Because I'm an idiot, bro. I'm fucking coming. Anything I invest in goes down unless it's myself. The only thing I can invest in and it does well is me. Outside of that any company business or whatever, it's going to go down. Oh my gosh. Yeah. My worst investment was to give a girl some food that didn't get me pussy. What? What about the chicken? I'm serious right now. What about the chicken farm? Why actually without the chicken farm? It's still good. Oh, you're good with the chicken farm? No, I'm sorry. I'm actually doing other things with the building and stuff like that, so I'm actually didn't move at all. But are you doing chickens anymore or no? So that was a bad investment. No, I mean, I'm still using everything that I did. I mean, I sold the chickens off. Remember when you were illegally slanging chickens? That's what I... That shit is hilarious. They didn't give me the rest of the permittance, so I had to shut it down. But I still got the building and stuff like that. I'm going to reuse everything. So God bless. I don't know what he means by financial decision. Does that mean like if you loan somebody some money? I mean, I've loaned people money that, you know, I regretted they gave it to them because they ended up being terrible people. Who? Yeah. And there's no need to say. Oh, tell me, man. I'll tell you after the way. But you know, they ended up being terrible people. But I haven't really made any terrible financial decision. I mean, I... Yeah, I mean, maybe I will soon because I'm just really starting to get into the stock thing. I mean, I had... I got an S&P 500, but now I'm starting to like buy individual stocks. But I'm... You're gambling, bro. Be careful now. But I'll tell you what, I'm only investing in things that I really fuck with. Like, I bought some AMC stock. AMC stock been jumping. You know what I mean? It's AMC. I only bought it because I started seeing all the movie commercials. Yeah. So I'm like, I'm going to buy some AMC stock. And it's funny because Head... So I got DJ Head. Head texted me one day and he was like, bro, you need to buy some AMC stock. And I said, yo, that's so crazy. You said that I've been telling my financial people that for the past couple of weeks. So I bought some. And literally the day after I bought it, it shot up like 15%. And right now it's up like 19%. So I don't know. And by the way, by the way, I don't even know what the fuck that means. I know you don't. I have no idea what the fuck that means. I bought some stock on a phone and I don't know what the fuck I did. My boy was like, yo, put it to this and do this. And I'm like, all right. And I never even looked at it. I don't even know where to go. That should have been your worst financial decision you ever made. That should have been the answer to that question. You just bought a stock you didn't know. Just because somebody told me to go do it. Hopefully one day he'd be like, why don't you look at it? And I look at it like, oh, 20 million dollars. Like, okay, great. No, that's not going to happen. You are a real life forest company. I don't, you are forest company. Run, just run. No, you never remember forest company where he said, I invested in a fruit company. And then it was Apple. Yeah. You know what? You're right. Something like that would happen. I'm trying to, I don't even know. Something like that would happen to Wax. This is going to go crazy. How long ago was this? A couple of weeks ago. What was it? Let me see. I'm going to check it out. Let me see. Because he put it in some type of app thing. And he was like, put 500 million dollars in there. And just watch Wax. And I just like, all right. And I really don't even know what it is. Like I went out to eat last night. And it was like, who ordered this? I didn't say nothing. Because I don't know what I fucking ordered. I had the lady order for me. So everybody's sitting there the whole time like, who the fuck ordered this food over here? And I didn't know. But this is my life. Wait, what does that have to do with... I know, like, you're not real. I thought you were talking about stocks, bro. Me too. I don't know. I thought you were talking about investment. It's the exact same thing what I'm trying to say. I didn't know what the fuck I ordered for the stock. I don't know what the fuck I ordered for my food. For the meal. Oh, okay. Like, what are you saying? It just sounded to me like, you need to start paying attention. Yeah. I get it. But I don't want to pay attention. That type of stuff. Just feed me. And if I can get some money off this, put the money there and make it happen. Okay. The fuck you gotta be all in big words for? This is from A-V-O-L-X-V-E. You each get one superpower. What would it be? I don't know. Mine's... What would yours be, Taylor? Mine control. What? Mine control. Oh, where? I could just make people believe anything and then... Hey, we got a Twitter... I'm gonna be invisible. What about mouth control? If you got Twitter... If you got Twitter Instagram... Yo. If you got Twitter, Instagram, YouTube... You know what I mean? You can make people believe anything. You know, I'm talking about, like, as in, like, people gonna believe that I'm the queen of the world and stuff like that. Like, I'm gonna have stuff like that. So, why don't you just become the queen of the world? Yeah. Do you really want to be the queen? Yo, that should just be my responsibility. Do you really want to be the queen of the world? You act like you're the queen of the world right now. And you have a bunch of people out there. No, but I want to tell people what to do. Superpower gotta be in the side of the question. Get a fucking husband. Superpower gotta be in the side of the question. What the fuck are you talking about? You want to tell people what to do? Okay, you got one guy right there. Get another one. Yo. I want... I got to listen. Superpower wax. What would your superpower be? Being invisible. Invisible. Invincible. Invincible. Invincible. Yeah. Do you don't want to die? No, I'm just saying. If I want to just, like, be clear real quick. Invincible. Yo, get out of this. Get out of this. What the fuck that mean then? What did I say? Hey. Hey. No, but I understand that, though. I did not understand that. No, no, no, no, no. I don't understand the mistake, but I understand why he was going to be invisible. Like, you're a big black dude your whole life. People are constantly looking at you. It must be amazing to be able to just, like, fit in and even one step further fit in, be not seen. I get that. Oh, my God, you should have seen it. I went into a restaurant the other day and I promised, you know, you hear of chairs. And like, you know, somebody farted. It's like, you hear the chairs. It's like, everybody. Yeah. Yeah, record stop. I walked through this spot and I could hear chairs and stuff and everybody doing. I'm like, But you know you didn't fart. No, I didn't. I didn't. But everybody else had suits on. I'll dress like this. He'd be trying to go to jail. Like, he'd be trying not to get served at a restaurant. You know what I mean? You'd be trying to get profiled. Like, why? No, actually, everybody started, you know, I think, what's going on and stuff. Yeah, people are filling you out. They want to make sure you ain't thinking about that and shoot it. Yeah, you ain't trying to kill nobody. Because I do that to people. I'm like, you got lighter. You see, you know what I'm saying? Everybody always go like this. And he do it at the stupidest places, like the gas pump. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You ain't got lighter. What the fuck? Why would you do? Because he's crazy. Well, listen to him. Hold on. What do they do when you're asking a lighter? What does that achieve? What does that do for you? No, if I wanted to, like, check somebody out or something, I asked them, they got a lot of it. Just see how aggressive they are and stuff like that. No, I just tried to hit their foot. That's it. For real. I make a stick and go like this to their foot and they always going to look down. I just check them out and see their aggressiveness see what's going on. What does that mean? If I ask you for a lighter, one thing I see if you got a gun on you, because you always going to go like this is just something that just happens. Oh, and then you're going to touch the place where the gun is? No. When they do it, they're going to go like this. And I can see like the print of their shirt is something if they got it. You looking at his print? So you're going to look at a guy's print. Okay. Okay. His waist print, actually. Okay, so say they got a gun on them or something. You know, when you take your dick sometime when it's hard and you pull it up over the sweat pinch, you know what I mean? So it stays up here. Never did that. You never did that? You're a liar. We talked about it on Guyco. We had a whole Guyco. She's like, what about it? I lied about it. Nobody did that. Okay. I'll do it. I put that shit in my shoulder. Well, that's a whack. That's a whack please, about waist print. I put, I took that shit right up here. Yeah, I always did that. Like, you got a lighter? I can see if he aggressing me. Make the fuck out of him or you're going to a lighter or something. So you're asking for a lighter and you're looking at his print? No. I either step on his foot or see how aggressive he is. Oh, at least he just flirted. Wait, you stepped on your, and no, you stepped on his foot. You're trying to get laid in the game bar. No, I'm going to set this here. You're trying to get laid? You got a lighter? No, but I got something on fire. You got a lighter now, but I want some smoke. Hey, listen, it's just, you got a lighter, you got some of the smoke. I got to check sweet blood, bro. You got a lighter, you got some of the smoke. No, you got a lighter. I'm trying to get it. Oh, shit, bro. All right, let's get this last question by Jalen Clem. Jalen Clem. Now you know to set what your superpower would be, bro. What would my superpower be? I've always liked Wolverine superpowers, man. I like the healing factor. But that ages you crazy, though. No, it don't. It does. It prevents you from aging. Nah, no. Wolverine? Every time Wolverine is like 200 years old or something crazy because he- I'm fine with that, though. But he didn't age physically? As long as you don't age physically. He did become Old Man Logan. I forgot how he became Old Man Logan. But listen, what about if you clear, is it clear color? Yo. Nah, if you're invisible, like you're just invisible. You're just- Clears at the airport, bro. You should be behind you. No, I'm just saying. What's clear for real? Is this clear? Because I don't want to be this. Nah, you're not going to be plastic. You're just going to be whatever is just behind you, bro. Like, you just- It's going to look like a chair. It's going to look like the wall. So I'm not here for clear. Hey, bro. What's it to do with clear and the same thing? Hey, my superpower is just ignoring my stuff. It's 2021 wax. You can identify whatever you want to identify. No, that's facts, bro. If you want to be clear, all right, whatever, do your thing, okay? All right, but what's really invisible, right? If you're invisible and clear, isn't clearing something different? It's invisible. Invisible. All right, invisible is like, don't be there at all. Yes. What the fuck is clear? Oh, that's a good point. He's actually making it- That's clear. The plastic is clear. Nah, I just said that. That's a good point. I don't want to be clear. He doesn't want to be clear. He wants to be invisible. Yes. That's interesting. Clear would just mean you're empty. Like, you could see your organs and shit. Yeah. Let me ask definition of clear. Clear means you could see right through. Definition of clear. Like, plastic is clear. That Duncan Donut thing is clear. Easy to perceive, understand, or interpret, transparent, unclouded. The clear glass of the French windows. Yeah, that bottle is clear. I don't want to be clear. You don't want to be clear. You want to be invisible. I want you can't see me. I don't want to see shit out of you. Exactly. Like ghosts. But wait a minute. Okay. Do you want someone to be able to touch you even though you're invisible? Or do you want to not exist? Or, yeah. I still need to smash some shit. I mean, my girl. So you exist, you walk around, but you just can't be seen. I don't want you to see me. But you still can pick things up and put them down. Yes, I want to be able to smack the shit out of people for no reason. I can get on airplanes for free. Why do you want it? Why are you- How are you going to get on a plane? Where are you going to be on an airplane? Where are you going to stand on an airplane, bro? Wait. Where are you going to be on an airplane? I'm going to the palace. I'll be right back still chillin'. You just want- You want to smack people, but yet you want to test people out and flirt with them to see if they're aggressive. That'll make no sense. What are you talking about? Just earlier you were just saying how you want to- You asked them if they have a lighter to check if they're aggressive and not- When you get dreads. Hold on, let me see what she's talking about. Like, okay. But I'm saying, but so why are you doing that if you're going to be the aggressive, if you're invisible, you want to smack people. For what? You want to be invisible to smack people? This last question is good, sorry. That's cool. That's why you want to be invisible just to be able to smack people. I just don't want people to see me all the time. Hey guys, I'm sorry to interrupt. If anybody's still listening, we have one more question. I think we lost them at Invincible and Visible. No, I forgot what the fuck she's talking about. I just don't understand the contradictory. Jaylin' Clam. This is a good question. Thoughts on women proposing to men? Sucker. Dumb. Dumb is how- Sucker. Dumb. Ah, he got you. Because if a girl proposed, do we have to pay them for the- You got to pay the ring? Y'all got to pay the ring. I don't got to pay the ring, then. Oh, shit. You just ask yourself to marry you and then put the ring on yourself? That's pathetic. I'll tell you something. I have no problem with it, but what I haven't seen yet is a fire-female proposal. Men proposals be dope. Did y'all see the thing on, I don't know who did it. I'm a little detached, but like, did y'all see the girl who had the gender reveal for the fake pregnancy? I heard about that. I didn't see, I didn't read it, but I heard about it. Shit, bro. Why did she do that? I don't know. She faked the pregnancy and then went through a whole gender reveal and like, popped the thing and it's like blew her pink, whatever. And she's going, let's go! Like, no. Full well, she just drunk that night. She forgot she was- I don't know who the girl is. Who is she? She thought she wasn't pregnant, bro. That is hysterical. I have no problem with women proposing to men, but I need all women out there to know just you being a woman is not enough. You got to put the same type of thought into your proposals the way men do. Yeah, but imagine how upset you get. Like, your girl gets down on her knees and you're like, ah, shit. And then she gives you jewelry. I'm going to get hit from all these people? Yeah. Your mom right here is what you're doing. You're like, all right, whatever, y'all. Here's what it is. Do what you do. Do what you do. Mom, like, that ain't how you do it, baby. You ain't going to never get the ring doing it like that, right? I don't have a problem with it, though. I mean, I mean, I- Honestly, you would take your girl serious if she proposed to you? Man, I don't- The way the world going, do I have a choice? No, I feel like I lost as a man. No, I lost as a man. Like, damn, you got to do that? Like- Nah, bro. I told my girl that if we got a pair of pants, I'm not going to put one leg in and you put the other leg in. You see what I'm saying? I don't need you to do my job. I feel like that's my job to do that. It might be additional. What are you talking about? Hey, hey, hey, hey. I have to say, let me do the man duties. No, no, no. I want you to do the man duties. My bad enough. What the fuck are you talking about? This is why we can't focus on aliens because we're too busy dealing with the earthlings, like, whacks, trying to figure this shit out. Aliens is too much. Listen, that being a man is supposed to wear the pants. If I- Don't make us both fight to wear the pants. If I don't make me have to put one side, one of my legs in and you put the other leg in. But what if you guys are doing like one of them potato runs or whatever? Then that's what we would do. And my ball's going to be hanging on the other side. Why are your balls so big? I don't fucking know. As an idiot. What? I don't get the pants thing. I don't understand anything. I'm not trying to figure it out. We wear the pants. If a man's supposed to wear the pants in a relationship. Says who? Says who? In my house, I'm wearing the pants. What does that mean? You don't run shit in your house? I don't. But that's why I'm wearing the pants. She got your phones. She got your DMs. Yeah. You're not wearing no pants, bro. I'm the head of my household. And the girl, the woman is a neck. You can't do nothing without the control of the neck. You see what I'm saying? Uh-huh. So- Why y'all wearing the same pants, though? That's what I'm trying to say. Yeah, why can't you have your own pairs of pants? Or why can't she wear a skirt? I want my own pair of pants. That's what I'm saying. Like, you don't do my duty. Don't do my job. I'm supposed to be the one to propose. Stop wearing pants that she can fit. Because them goddamn them yoga pants that you got on right now. I'm washing my own clothes. Them yoga pants is tight as fuck. Okay? That all we got guys. These fucking pants are good, man. It's good to be back. Yeah, I'm glad to have him be back. Next week we'll be in the brewing of this studio. Let's go. As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast, and you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit, you're right too. And thank you for listening to the Brilliant Idiots podcast, recorded at WTF Media. Thank you, Awizi and Alex, for letting us use the studio. Thank you so much, man. While Schultz was in Miami. Keep up the great work. 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