 Hey guys, Jeremy here. Now just doing a little review here because just finally went and saw Jurassic World 2 and There seems to be this incredibly accepting Act of stupidity and ignorance and terrible writing in films in the last few years The incredible lack of logic in The Last Jedi has been incredibly forgiven black panther has been acclaimed as being an Oscar-worthy film despite the fact that it follows all the same story traits as every other Marvel film and The Lion King Of the fast franchise how that's completely left the realms of reality entirely and now it's just complete stupidity But I feel that it seems that wealthy stupidity Creates more wealthy stupidity and as long as stupidity gives money to that stupidity It's gonna just keep on making money and it's gonna keep on getting made And I feel that there's also ego in this Colin Trevorrow went from making one really good Indie film to making one of the highest grossing blockbusters of all time and you can't say that that did not go to his head Because it did the dude has gone insane with his own ego for instance look at the book of Henry the book of Henry was his own personal movie and supposedly it is so Ridiculous and stupid that it's one of the reasons why he got kicked off of doing Star Wars episode night along with his insane ego And he wrote this film you can tell now admittedly John J. A. Bunya I believe that's the name of the director He does a decent job this guy has actually proven himself to be good with horror and personal tragedies For instance, he did the impossible then he also did the orphanage and he was able to blend those two into a monster calls Which I feel is the reason why he got this film and I'll say for two good things about this film There is a really there's a lot of great horror elements in this which is surprising It's an unexpected idea to be in a Jurassic World movie But considering how crazy and scary these dinosaurs actually are the use of horror with lighting and scares Good scares admittedly really good scares. I Appreciate that as well as his homages to not just Jurassic Park Mind you, there's one shot at the very end of the movie That's literally a complete rip off of the ending over with the t-rex, which I didn't exactly enjoy But because I was like too on the nose But there's elements that are from other Spielberg films not just Jurassic Park But the Raiders of the Lost Ark close encounters of the third kind even which I thought was really cool And I appreciated that but aside from that this movie's dumb This movie is one of the dumbest movies. I've seen it a long time Now obviously Jurassic World had a lot of big following and made a bunch of money and a lot of people appreciate it I gave it a higher rating when I should have I gave it a five really does there's a four it had some cool elements It had some great retreads. It had a cool idea of what the park would have actually been But admittedly there was a lot of dumb writing in it There was some rip offs literally from Jurassic World Jurassic Park and the characters weren't really that well fleshed out especially those kids And then there was the antagonist of the film the big bad military guy who wanted to weaponize and militarize the dinosaurs and that was a comment that was brought up a lot by In complaints of the film saying that this was a really stupid aspect. So what do they do in the sequel? They double down on it. They triple down on this and what happens is what is Supposedly a rescue operation for the dinosaurs actually just basically turns into a retread of the second movie to the lost world and and They bring these dinosaurs to this mansion who apparently is owned by this guy called Lockwood Which him and Hammond were bros apparently this is the guy that you never really found out was actually the dude One of the guys behind the dinosaurs being created apparently him and Hammond were bros but this guy's literally just discount Hammond in terms of his character arc and his story and just how terribly Shumdini is and The thing that you can already start complaining about is why the fact Bryce Dallas Howard is in jail She should be she should be suffering for the crimes against humanity She committed by being a completely terrible park manager. She should suffer like it seems that no one got blamed Yeah, there was nine hundred a million dollars given In compensation for the people who suffered you fucking kidding me. What about the people who went to jail? Where's that happening? But apparently Bryce Dallas Howard is fine because she's trying to save the dinosaurs now the one thing I will give though part of her team There's this this young black tech kid and supposedly a lot of people said he's like one of the worst parts of the movie He's I think they over I think I just got so much to hate for this character. He's not The worst he's bad. He's a terrible character. He doesn't serve any purpose really than being a computer guy and Serving terrible humor, but otherwise. He's not the worst. The worst is the writing for sure Because as we later find out in this film they go to the island they get betrayed by Buffalo Bill And then they come back to the island and while there's this auction going on Which I honestly felt was a little bit low because I'm pretty certain that one point They sell a dinosaur for ten million dollars and I was just sitting there thinking I'm pretty sure it costs more to make that dinosaur Hell I bet you would cost more to bring that dinosaur back I can't imagine the cost of that that entire expedition not only was it illegal It was done by mercenaries so you have to go through all these back channels So that definitely was not a cheap penny So I thought that part was stupid for how low they were selling the dinosaurs for and then they have to tie in this Indoor raptor bullshit, which is again just to rip off a Jurassic World So they can't even come up with our own ideas They have to rip off their own ideas from the ideas that were already stupid to begin with so Lockwood is He's got this granddaughter of his which actually is just the clone of his daughter That's apparently why he got in the whole game of bringing back the dinosaurs and you're telling me that a human clone Is Nothing compared to the clone of a dinosaur. I Can't believe this, but this is actually delving into resident evil movie stupid territory I think when I was watching the fifth film I realized that wait a minute Umbrella corp can just make all these clones Just like like that and they're more focused on making a weaponized virus that they can't control when you have the ability via human cloning to Create perfect organs to end the organ Dornage shortage to end the blood shortages to Fix all of these things that human clones could fix we have the ability to test for viruses and cures and all these matter Of facts speaking without breaking human art like humane conventions, and you're more focused on making dinosaurs Stupid writing just terrible And then throughout the film we get all these kind of interesting horror elements Throughout with this raptor thing and they really got this like tick tick tick tick tick with its with its one claw That it does which is kind of reminiscent of a horror villain But really this movie just falls along in an incredibly mundane pace It's slow and when it gets to the house it kind of really drags on and all these elements They're just people being stupid and doing stupid things Owen and Bryce Dallas Coward like Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard. They don't do anything for this movie They're just dumb. They're just dumb wooden pegs along for the ride and they don't serve any other purpose than to Continue the stupidity of this film and There's one point at the end of the film where all the bad guys are dead and all the Dinosaurs are in this room and there's this poisonous gas is being leaked into and honestly Kind of gave me a little bit of a shivers because it reminded me of the Holocaust a little bit with the gas chambers And at first they're gonna let the dinosaurs go, but then Bryce Dallas Howard like no It's wrong. We should know to brought these things back in the first place We're gonna let them die and then I swear that God This is the only reason why they made this clone girl bullshit is that they could justify the little girl coming up and Opening up the door and saying the line. They're just like me They should be free to No, you've now just unleashed all these dinosaurs many of them being carnivores who are gonna go and kill thousands of innocent people And along with that not only the dinosaurs that have been sell off on the black market, but apparently people got the DNA source coding for this as well And now they have the ability to create their own dinosaurs and Jeff goblum who gave a Commentary at the beginning and a commentary to the end of the film is talking about just how terrible What idea this is and how humans and dinosaurs are gonna try and coexist and they're gonna kill each other and it's really really unfortunate when a novel like the first film which was so well-grounded in science with the idea of how Dinosaurs existed in their environment and in the second book which talks about extinction level events why the dinosaurs were destroyed How they came about to be destroyed and what we as human beings are going to lead to into their own destruction and They talk about that a very little bit in this film, but honestly admittedly the ending has a quite Intriguing as well as terrifying aspect, but because of how much stupidity it is drenched in I know for a fact that the third One's fucked Colin Trevor was gonna write and direct the third film No, I don't know what you're thinking universal, but that's a dumb move because he's gonna ruin it I don't understand why you've given this dude this it's kind of like reen Johnson with his Star Wars trilogy I love reen Johnson, but I'll admit I'm still kind of curious as to why Disney is still set on giving him that trilogy Maybe he'll do a better job of his own stuff and he will with the existing con cannon But again same thing with Jurassic World 3. It's it's headed towards disaster people. It's gonna be bad It's not gonna be a good movie. It's gonna be Maybe very entertaining to watch, but it's gonna be stupid and so that's why in the end I'm gonna give Jurassic World 2 a 2 out of 7. It's One for the horror elements as well as the images to Spielberg's work and that little girl That little girl was actually a really good actress despite the how stupid her stuff was in this film She actually has a really cool She gives a great performance and I hope to see her in more things to come But this is a terrible movie guys. This is one of the worst movies of the year in my opinion So anyways, that's all for me. I hope you guys enjoyed this tear down. Anyways, I'll see you guys next time