 If racism wasn't so prevalent in Hollywood we could have got to get we could they owe us three movies just about Apollo Creed Keep that shit going man. It's the 85 south show. It's like a If you listen to like three of these episodes you can probably change your net worth Hey, see I'ma tell you some shit, and you want to know why this the podcast started by me and young fly and Clayton Chico came along we started rapping and making all types of songs in all my nigga now He be doing the math and he be doing what it do he be touching and grabbing shit and when I post the pic I do it on Instagram hashtag with touch of shit. Oh, yeah, I am I'm your girl's favorite comic. I'm so sick with the freestyle. I make niggas vomit Damn, like green eggs and ham. I'm kicking bitches out the crib like See that shit was so easy, but that wasn't even my line I heard that shit from little weeds and they don't even get credit with credits do but that ain't shit Because I keep it so true. I rock red with the shoes and the blue with the hat I spit fast and niggas can't stand that and in every time that you see me. I be so cool J. O. N. Put this shit on pro-tool That's crazy. Shout out to my niggas who don't like they old lady, but they love they baby That for that reason you can't leave. I'm gonna give it to you straight because I know that's what you need I'm gonna take it back to like oh three when I was doing the shit for free and wasn't charging a fee but no I knew then that I was back to win Snoop was drinking jean. I had some bitches at the crib They can't go home because they didn't have no home and they didn't have no phone But they had a lot of ass and a real nice face. So I had them rolling grass. I'm like a drug dealer But I tell jokes. I'm like a drug seller the way I smoke. Oh, I Want some ribs had your girl butt neck it walking around my crib and uh, and you don't even know that's how to pimp and goes I'm a pimp some hoes and have them cook and taco And I be all in the kitchen play that shit J. O. N. On the mission This what you got to watch again is a grown person though golden girl This shit was some sick shit all these 70 plus your old ladies still hold But it's Thanksgiving. We can't wait for like am I the only one who start preparing for Thanksgiving that week like on Monday Like I start eating light on Monday like ooh No full meals. No, I'm gonna eat heavy this week. I'm gonna eat heavy You don't get no size you're a chick-fil-a just a sandwich and a water. I'm gonna eat heavy at the end of the week I'll eat shit, you know, you know, I don't want to starve myself on Thanksgiving morning Like I'm determined not to eat nothing all morning till it's time to eat But I don't I don't like to help though Like when they walk past to ask who up to help I still pretend like I'm sweet This park has is for niggas that pull over just the comment. I did not know that Y'all amen the notification game be going real hard out here in these streets The comments from notification game be shit like man ain't even watch this shit yet And I'm already leaving comments. I know this you're gonna She you know what it is. You better open your damn eyes get you crawl long shit I get what a crawler Keep me a crawler. Yeah, I'm as well. Yeah, I'm as well. Yeah, but crawlers they be on that shit. Yeah, she me we I mean I do my thing on the weekend. I work, you know, I work throughout the week Sneaky-geek of the weekend. You ain't got no damn job Shit, I don't know the roots in the kitchen. I go up there give me something that white Come on man You ain't showing niggas the steps to success. Okay, you talk about it. I'ma tell him then Tell me your life. Here go. Give him a break now. The first thing you got to do to be a vet and not a rookie You want to be the president? We'll grab him by the pussy And shit, I'm talking about life. Don't grab nobody by the pussy unless that's your wife These is all facts the president was black they need to bring him right back because it do that they got now I don't know how he be saying shit like you ever drunk milk from a cow. I'm like nigga What the fuck is you saying you the president my nigga? You must be got damn plan and I ain't trying to say that I know it all but why the fuck would they waste money building a wall around Mexico Mexico so goddamn cool They got dope and they got hoes and they got all that shit too damn And they like they don't need a shout out to Maria Jose and my nigga Jesus You think that I don't know shit I speak a little Spanish nigga Viva Mexico I'm trying to be big my nigga I'm trying to be bigger than Oprah Winfrey was in the 80s, bro The first motherfucking ipad iphone all that I'm talking about I'm trying to be bigger than a motorola brick phone my nigga Your girlfriend sucked dick at the movie theater I caught your girlfriend fucking dick In the movie theater I saw your girl sucking wee wee Yeah, man, you ready to jump this shit off. We'll be ready in a few minutes. You know, I always Start this shit. I always just be talking talking to you got to warm your vocals up man get your banter game together Get your motherfucking product placement on man, it's about to get chilly billy willy out here, man Before I met y'all man, ain't nobody But see that's why we had to do it that's exactly why we had to do it and you a smart nigga You know, I'm saying I know you be up to up the date and what's carrying and what's going on out here in New Street Bruh, it's all about mental elevation. Do we ever know why they even call it a podcast? Fuck it. It's some online technical shit. We don't need to know all that. We just in the podcast game But You know what I'm saying the coldest one you understand me out of all the ones that's cold This just happens to be the coldest one Everywhere we go, we got people talking about this shit, bro Different states different. I'm talking about the niggas who'd be like janitors at the airport and shit be like god damn What's your ugly ass doing in here? Man, I'll love some 80 fat shit Kevin tape brother. He'll barber him Man, he he love this What's his name? We got Kurt shout out to Kurt tape. I don't know if it's lad name tape, but he know man. You see him He looked just like Kevin take him bigger though. Oh, okay. He's really a brother. Yeah. What's up, man? You think you know my brother? Yeah, I know air nigga. That's funny. It was worth knowing. I know a whole bunch of niggas that's worth knowing and a bunch of motherfuckers I wish I could I know He don't watch the youtube Oh, we're gonna come in here one day and do we got to do some clean clean episodes for the barbershop You know what I'm saying? Because I know the hood barbershop just played straight through but some of them phobie Oh, you know some of the barbershop be a front for like dope boy christian. Oh, yeah, of course Oh speaking of which shout out to all the christian dope boys No, we're gonna definitely do one I've been said that shit I said it last year because my homeboy got the barbershop and he was like, man You know, we we playing and letting late on in the evening, but you know We wanted to be getting that prime spot Wise Oh, yeah, he gonna be in there. He been on he been clean on tv all day. Do you know That's as clean as you're gonna get Times are changing man. I don't understand why you can't say what the fuck you want to these days That's what got me so pissed though Why you feel like that I feel like it was it was some of they say pushed it pretty hard before I got on them I guess you could say that because I was on there when he brought it back And it and you know and that when it had been off for such a minute We thinking that was the reason why they took it off. No Nick just was like, no, I'm good right now. He didn't really want to do it no more Then you came Man we came and took I think when we came we we took the show somewhere else though Like it was what it was before we got there and but if you watched the old shit before we got there and the new shit now It really is really two different shows. Yeah It's just a different speed It's a different whole different atmosphere. I feel like Season 10 coming up on there When there's six seasons of this show And they still be acting like it's my first day Who be acting like that man the people who you know the people who think they run shit Them the people I got the biggest beef with right now and I got a everybody that I'm beefing with It's the sexual predators And motherfuckers who think they run shit I hate them But that's the thing I don't even feel like I have to tell them Like it was this one Right But I just be looking at them do they love you like bless they hard Now not that I'm grown. I finally feel figured out what old people meant by that shit It wasn't because they care about your actual heart when they when old people say Bless is hard that that just they see you going hard doing some pointless ass shit And they don't want to be the one who killed your little dumb ass joint Bless is hard. That's just like when you see your baby trying to put yeah When you see your baby trying to put a nickel in the phone You draw bless is hard. He don't know no better That was just a nice way of calling you stupid That's who got shit fucked up the people who think they run shit But if you ask them what they do They description and describe that they run shit wherever they at You know who worse than them people who in a little bit of temporary positions who think they permanent Like man, you don't run shit. Don't even give me your input. Shut the fuck up You don't even do what I do You don't never see the uh the trash man at the job talking to the nigga who drill the screws in because they got two different experiences Bitch you do trash. I do screws. What we're gonna meet in the middle of that I got some screws that's fucked up that you could throw away They don't be talking to them niggas on the back The niggas on the back can't stand the niggas who's driving We want to swing on them niggas You ever seen some trash some trash like a trash crew that was homeless though the way that they do that shit Like the niggas stopping in the middle of the street letting they get full house all that one Like the uh the niggas over there when I stayed down on Right when I stayed in the swaths like they got some hood niggas that do the trash over there Like niggas jumping off smoking loud. You can hear the young rap playing like they play like they only like you can tell a real Atlanta niggas because they out where I was listening to some shit that just being Atlanta Right like niggas who ride around still listening to rocko shit from three summers ago this morning I woke up. You feel like that's real eight-time shit right there niggas who know who young rap the jug man Get the fuck out of here Everybody know young rap the jug man Absolutely young rap the jug man. I'm talking about niggas who ride around and listen to rich homie coin mixtape Yeah, not just the shit on the radio the mixtape exactly Exactly He was singing his ass out of niggas men every word I didn't know him and then uncle had fell out like that It was one song you talking about that shit. Hey, man That's just the type of shit. I'll be talking about Mm-hmm Young leg head niggas way in a Different color. You got to know the boy futuristic. I ain't it. It hurt my heart with him and jay-man bruh That nigga could have been like he could have really been a legend But he fucked it up. How you gonna fall out with grand hustle though, bro. Don't that don't never end well Then he had the video uh him getting jumped at the at the empty ass house. Oh, man Boy That nigga crazy you ain't ordinary, bro. You ain't They beat the shit out of that What the fuck did he get a duck? See we talking about shit that motherfucker Who remember when young la when he got that big-ass duct tape logo tattooed on his face But what made it worse when alla boy called to the radio station and said he got to take that off He did say that you just can't tell him that shit wasn't even healed yet Hey, man, how you feel about your boy getting he got to take that off nigga. This is not a shirt Right. This is a whole face tattoo Man What an old Gucci all nigga Gucci said he got so many songs. He don't remember all them off. I believe him. Oh, hell. Yeah, because I don't remember Gucci got some shit though. He's saying some shit and all see that's the thing though. You gotta be real I'm the type of nigga who will say all this shit ain't good But guccia got some shit All that I don't like though I just feel like it's about four or five different gucci's, you know what I'm saying Like you got the Like you got the guccia the trapper Then you got that nigga who crazier then you got guwap. It's like about seven eight of them Some of that shit. I'll just leave to the dope boys though I I've been fucking with a new thug in future, but I can't see thug Thug got about three songs that I could that I could say that I really fuck with I'm listening to the nigga thug thug said he started off with 50 keys. Like I ain't never sold dope Bruh, you don't never start with 50 Bruh, 50 keys lost That's a lot of kids, because you start, you don't even know how to sell dope good enough to have 50 keys You don't even finish with 50 keys You started with the shit? No, man He said I'ma stack my money to God's knees. He did say that Now I'm like that's possible. What the hell? Bruh, young thug got a song called Tampak Peril. Oh young nigga bleeding on your girl Yeah, the song called Tampak Peril Young nigga bleeding on your girl. Yeah, pull it up Yeah, young thug, he really be saying some crazy shit, nigga. That nigga said I just went playing him like a fucking nickel Speaking of young, you know what though, I fuck with that one. He got rich homie coin Him and rich homie coin got a few little classics. They make great music. Yeah, please get the fuck out of my face Oh, you fuck with that one? Yeah I fuck with that whole little mix take the head Real nigga radio What you be riding around listening to just on an average day Right now I've been fucking with that money bag. Yo, man Bruh, that's that ain't go hard. All we do it for She said we don't do it or no, that ain't sound just like that to me I got a thing for bitches. I don't really hang with bitches me either. I thought I was the only one Salute to all you best friend as niggas be out here hanging with bitches Niggas be friends on and they damn so Bruh, like the best one he ain't gonna put you and the friends on but you made it possible You ever seen a nigga just come all the way out of character trying to be the best friend he be introduced Hey, that's my own girl. He's my best friend Man, get your pussy outside of here You could tell the bitch out for best friend of me. Don't call me that You could tell when the nigga ain't had no uncles They be walking around saying shit like this is my best friend. Get your bitch ass out of here I hit a bitch with a home girl and that might I might be done fucked up. They're my home girl right here You know what I'm saying? Cause yeah, I want to let her know it's still playing I mean, how else do you get to become somebody home girl? I don't know she just elated before she gave you some pussy This y'all Hey, old girl Yeah, what's your name again? Old girl Shit See you just taught me something I don't know how you get to be home girls with a chick. I ain't I ain't never been So this steps to the home girl Man, if it's a if your girl ever told you I was a homeboy that bitch lying I tried to fuck I ain't the I I know that the world ain't gonna last that long. I'm the type of I will risk the friendship That's why when I be like, you know what I'm saying? We're like, where your hoes at? I'm like, I got no hoes. I got no hoes. I ain't got no friends. I ain't got nothing Yeah I don't even you know what's so crazy. I ain't even friends with ugly bitches I just can't do it I'll fuck around. I can't be I don't want to be around your ass like that Can you you know how that shit work when somebody Like the first day you meet the bitch like that bitch hurt Then you done seen about 700 days. You be like, she ain't got no ass on personality to convince you that she ain't even ugly no more Right now you see you be around them on fucking then you start to see that it ain't just about what they look How females be feeling about ugly niggas like man come on like now funny, you know what I'm saying like I don't work my way in man in bad bitches now Some sometimes bitches will trick you and make you think you look good They get fussing at it home boy. Like no, you got to see it when she got down Take up for the bit like no when shawty step out. She'd be on the ship. What's crap? Hey There go rufus. Let's go fuck with him. Hey rufus. What's going on, man? Yeah Well shit, it's been going on it's been going on it ain't just not going on that It's been going on What what you you being you both know what I'm talking about when I say it's going on What's that? What you man? You see, you know what it is. You better open your damn eye Get you crawling on shit. I shit. I I get with a crawler Oh, well keep me a crawler. Yeah, I messed with him. I messed with him Yeah, but crawlers they be on that shit. They see me. We we on it I mean I do my thing on the weekend. I work, you know, I work throughout the weekend At the sneaky gig of the weekend. You ain't got no damn job. Shawty All the line Shit, uh, I don't know the rufus in the kitchen. I gotta go up there. Give me something that wipe out off the window Between me and you clean me you Damn rufus, you gotta tighten up, man. How long you been on this shit? How long you been up there? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's been going on. Ain't nothing ain't nothing new and Ain't nothing new. A lot of shit. Yeah, y'all think something new, but we it's been going on Shit, hell. Where the hell you going anyway with your big and a You need to go to rehab Huh, huh Poli, you the rats you the rats the nigga the rats Niggas motherfucking rats. I knew you was the rats. I could tell you about what you asked I'm telling you that part of these some time. What it don't do, you know, them little legs on the bottom that don't really work Shit, they get to work They get to work I'll tell you I asked you something young bro. You you ever seen one of them roses just on his back Can't get up, but he ain't dead. Yeah You that's what it do to you put you on your back. You know how hard it is for a root to get off his back Why the hell would you want to take something that's gonna put you on your back? Why wouldn't why wouldn't why you want to be on your feet? I'd rather have something put me on my ass than to have me standing on my feet What the hell you want to stand on your feet? You ain't no damn man. Is your a roach or a man? That's the that's the thing with roaches not trying to be a damn man Be a roach. Ain't nothing to be ashamed of. I'm a roach. My daddy was a roach. I think I don't know. That's what they said Hey, you ever had a chick like you too much and you'd be like man if it's lying ain't no way she like me like this I don't like me this much Who's she working for? I don't trust it Joe get it Yeah, man I don't know Let me figure this we got to break this Okay, so when she stopped being your home girl, I think she your home girl till she get pregnant But you can hit her with a congrats Yeah, but see that's what niggas gonna be prepared for like they think being the best friend is automatically Gonna make them a shoe in for the next time she want a nigga, right? They don't understand. They about to get skipped over Man, she looking right. Come on, bro. I read these shits because they about me now. I read all that All right. Hey on this segment of I will read all of that We will be reading some of the most rambunctious outrageous spontaneous randomly selected comments It's a nigga somewhere in the world named jess d That could be a male or a female. Give me something funky to read this shit too. Let me show these niggas how to I show these niggas how to make a segment Shout out to jess d Carlos started so nice now. How long your ass been saying this podcast is for niggas Who know how to be nice respectfully as fuck Niggas like me so goddamn magnificent Because it ain't about what you say It's how you say D mac b said That nigga collos miller is a genius I wouldn't even say all that I would just say that my life has educated me in areas that people don't even you know primarily focus on I say shit like primarily But that's not even an afterthought Because I ain't think nothing that that said Dominique lion That's one of Lucius lion's kids Said chico and collos Too funky don't forget the fire Two Three fire emojis It must have been on a scale of one and three because there ain't no way we didn't get five Salute the black cam He said collos I love the show my man and now watch it tripping all the time. Hold up Must be a girl She said where can we find some j owing instruments? This should be on that grown folk Brown living chill Keep up the good work You know what black camp Black clam my bad That means black pussy. I called it you get clam pussy. Yeah, I get it j owing Joe shoot a shot of j owing Making some of that funky shit And why you why you recording that when you put that shit together We're gonna put all this info right there sound cloud Instagram Twitter, you know what? We're gonna post we'll post some j owing snippets At the end of this At least a link You know why that's why i'm reading these comments about me and do something better when you you do shit better when you know people like it You That is you Do it again You better quit Shout out to mr. Hodge J.Y. Rebel said He's chatting collos related to You know what? We don't know but we might be Back in the day when we worked together niggas always think we was related I don't know his mom is from mississippi. We're just trying to figure out To be continued All right I don't know how you pronounce this shit, but it looked like kreshkin. You see that kreshun, okay boy You know, I got a master's degree and ghetto name Four eyes was preaching that brand Need that 85 south shore records cuz whenever 85 south In the alumni in the city building Nick You know what's happening smiths old bar cash cafe Don't matter then the south or if they click it up Think we don't see billion add rocking down next rocking at 85 south. You already know Think we don't see mero on vison and rocking at 85 south shore had question mark dc dc clay and colo chico and all the ladies Half a million subs we coming Goddamn You know, they're gonna send us something in a minute because we about to be right at 100,000 subscriber Yeah, so big salute to the notification game You know for keeping us in your thoughts and in your prayers Making the 85 south shore, you know, just a magnificent experience, you know, if we was gonna ever have one My name is callos miller and I do most of the driving but I ain't the only driver You understand what I'm saying Hey, you can look through your phone all you want to I know she ain't got my number saved under no regular shit You'll be better off looking at the bottom Searching a hashtag or something, you know Don't worry about what I'm doing. It's what I ain't doing. That's making you know, I mean, I ain't even gotta say I put some shit on your mind like a wave cap You ain't no real nigga if you don't let your do-rag flap tip flapping the motherfucking wind You might be fake or something Yeah And uh, this part of Kansas right here It's for all the ladies who like to sleep in a wife beat up But every morning you wake up one of your titties be hanging out the arm sleeve This for my niggas who got a favorite pair of house shoes You know This for all the niggas who got to run outside real quick a lot of time People who like to talk shit till they upstairs neighbor and just you know, just stick your head out the door and holler some shit out You smoking a blunt on your balcony. They smoking a blunt on their balcony y'all having a whole conversation But don't never even look over at each other The fucked up part is they been staying upstairs about two or three years. He don't even know their name You just call them neighbors This podcast right here is for all the niggas who grew up and your grandma used to be the candy lady Growing up hood privileged and shit For all the ladies who got a tattoo of a nigga name You just ain't came over with that extra 85 out to get it cut up covered up You know who I don't want fucking with the podcast though. You know who I don't want fucking with Niggas who got nipple rings How fucking free is you my nigga? Niggas out here, bro whole ass niggas That's not what I record this for God bless his heart Bless his mother fucking heart You know who else came fuck with this Niggas who got tattoos anywhere by their belly button, man And you know who else came fuck with it niggas who say belly button, man What type of niggas say belly button, man Gotta say name Trump's them having a bad boy. You know what I said, you know what? You didn't hear what I'm saying, bro This sound this shit right here Got me thinking about a sandwich my nigga speaking of sandwiches This podcast this evening is dedicated to all my niggas who put chips on their sandwiches my nigga Doritos and shit I'm a sour cream You know, you know the one thing I miss about living at home with my mama. It don't matter what the fuck happened Through the worst of times We always had enough for a good bologna sandwich Bologna only tastes good at your mama house. I'm a grown-ass man. And this is a fact If you don't believe me wait till you move out and buy some bologna I bet that shit don't taste the same. I know it don't because I've been grown They think I'm lying I'm this project. I'm this ghetto. I'm talking about niggas who don't I'm talking about niggas who make a cold cut bologna sandwich Bologna tastes way different if you cut the sandwich in triangles. I'm just saying my nigga What's ass niggas out here got full allergies They allergic to these nuts They got them full Because they are allergic to these Niggas can't eat ice cream. Ain't had no dairy, no lactose. Shit be kind of crazy I can't trust a nigga baby Shout out to all them project bitches who breastfed Now your baby big as a motherfucker He's six months, but now he look too Little nigga can't even walk yet But he too heavy Yeah You know who I'm recording this shit right here for Niggas who ran out of motherfuckers Rags towels my nigga. I don't know what you call it at your house nigga wash rags wash cloth nigga face towels Depends on what part of the country you in they got different names for But I'm talking about nigga when you stay at your mama house And y'all run out of wash clothes nigga And you just take a whole goddamn shower with a clean dish rag And this some shit you might not know white people don't use dish rags And they don't use no loofah I know cuz I got white friends And they don't use dish rags my white partner came over my house. He's like wow Loose why you got so many towels I was like what I don't give a fuck. I'm showing love if you want to fuck me after the club You got to screw up Just like some real nigga poetry. You know what I'm gonna do We just gonna spray it this shit out Keep it going. That's just so funky man. Shout out to Chad on the beat Chad and J.O. were in the ghetto. Oh my god It's like a black history lesson niggas invented rolling blocks Yeah, you know you feel it I'm saying in the ghetto though. Yeah You know what was fucking me up, bro, you know, I'm always looking up some shit that might blow my mind one time So I'm up looking up some black history, right? I get to looking up, you know, the civil war shit, you know, all the soldiers that fall for the confederacy and shit Bruh wise pictures of these niggas and they smoking black Yeah With the motherfucking plastic tip on it It got to be photoshop, right ain't trippin Yeah, shout out to them national geographic titties I'm talking about the one that's lonely. You ain't never seen them titties. They look like sweet potatoes Huh, I could really do this all day Tall women got long puzzles that be stretched like hallways Shout out to my niggas who work at jiffy loop They don't know shit about cars You give what I'm saying, yeah Yeah Speaking of smoking If you my real partner And you sell dope And when I say dope ain't talking about that shit that you snort and talking about that green shit that we like to smoke And I've been getting weed from you for a long time Don't wait my shit, bro I said don't wait my shit, bro You know what I want. I'm supposed to get a little bit extra. I fuck with you like that Just give me enough to make the bag look like it's a lot However much that is Even if it's the exact amount Make me feel like I got some you know what I'm saying like hold up. Don't leave yet. Put that in there Catch me some out is what I'm saying. I'm not like the rest of these motherfuckers And I ain't trying to say that I deserve special privileges and shit, but look damn Think about all them times I went over the nigga how the weed man how And he was like down low Run me to the store real quick Or let me see your phone right quick. I'm about to call my baby mama. I want to have my number yet Why I always got to be looking out for you and you'll be looking out for me You know what happened when you look out for the niggas too much You become the motherfucking lookout And they keep lying on the black man That's all they motherfucking do Because white dude crazy The white man shooting up shit like Every damn day I turn up on the news 20 people shot again But then they'll tell you that the project ain't safe Nigga, I don't give a fuck Donald trump In all of your homies I hope all y'all go to jail Jeff session nigga to all the sexual predators Groping and touching and being inappropriate with these ladies Fuck is wrong with y'all. You know, you can't be jacking your dick in front of no chick and come on Louis I ain't even gonna call you louis I ain't fuck what you wave before the sexual shit, bro You know bell and you know bell You out here just jerking your dick looking motherfucking right in the eye The fuck is wrong with you louis louis See the list so long You can't even chastise the motherfucker because he he did shit that 80 other motherfuckers ain't dead in y'all next Can't take no pussy from nobody You can't strong on no pussy Who the fuck texted nothing Act like you don't know Fuck all that I'm glad y'all came over that fungus. I just need a lot of shit. I had to say man It ain't even about the rhyme and it's just a lot of information gotta be put out there If you don't do it, who will and you know who else I want to say something to? D dumb head nigga I'm talking about these old weak-ass boys, man Out here falling in love with the pussy man You know, you don't want no babies But you won't pull out Get hard sometimes. I love you. No, I know You thought I was judging I was talking to us indirectly But I've been working on myself You know what I'm saying Because it's all about being a better me in 2018, right? It's the preparation time People always say man, don't say that this year my year main fuck them It ain't like you're gonna be number one nigga, but you're gonna have to have the best shit that you don't have Start getting yourself ready right now Cut them off before you cut them off and then they might not even cut you off. Just cut them off You know what I said? I ain't really insane shit Cut them off now man Yeah Go on start making your transition because you're probably gonna be the one that they're gonna cut off anyway I damn didn't cut myself off. I'm so ready for 20 Boy It's 2018 coming up if your sweatpants don't have no pockets on them nigga. Don't wham Type What type of grown-in man walk around with no pocket Trusty nigga, man Keep that shit going man. Give me some funk man. Bring the funk in It's the 85 south show It's like a Real nigga news network and uh, if you listen to like three of these episodes You can probably change your network. Hey, see i'ma tell you some shit and you want to know why this the podcast started by me And young fly and clay and chico came along We started rapping and making all types of songs in all my nigga now He'd be doing the math and he'd be knowing what to do He'd be touching and grabbing shit and when I post the pic I do it on instagram Hashtag quick touching shit. Oh there I am I'm your girl's favorite comic. I'm so sick with the freestyle. I make niggas vomit Damn, like green eggs and ham. I'm kicking bitches out the crib like marni See that shit was so easy, but that wasn't even my line. I heard that shit from lil weas And they don't even get credit with credit's dude But that ain't shit that I don't do because I keep it so true I rock red with the shoes and the blue with the hack I spit fast and niggas can't stand that and uh and every time that you see me, I be so cool J-o-n put this shit on pro 2 Damn That shit crazy. Shout out to my niggas who don't like they old lady, but they love they baby That for that reason you can't leave i'ma give it to you straight because I know that's what you need It's uh i'ma take it back to like old three when I was doing the shit for free and wasn't charging a fee But now I knew then that I was back to win Snoop was drinking gin. I had some bitches at the crib They can't go home because they didn't have no home and they didn't have no phone But they had a lot of ass and a real nice face. So I had them rolling grass I'm like a drug dealer, but I tell jokes. I'm like a drug seller the way I smoke. Oh I want some ribs had your girl butt naked walking around my crib and uh And you don't even know that's how the pimping goes. I'm uh pimp some holes and have them cook and taco And I'll be all in the kitchen play that shit j o in me on the mission Damn giving them too much, but I really don't think I give them enough because I'll be rapping and freestyling About all types of stuff and uh, even when I fuck up. I make it cool. Say some shit like wop bop a lube bop bamboo Nigga, I'm the coldest out of everybody on the show. I'm like the oldest So I leave by example. This ain't even a real song. It's just a freestyle sample But you know why you gotta download that shit, man, you know why because I'm the nipples on the tee Like little boost it says Your girl get that juicy here The kind that have your whole waist wet Bitch gave me the taste test and that's when she stick her finger inside the culture Then she put it on your mustache and have it smelling like booty I just say some shit sometimes just to make myself laugh Choking on the gas because I'm rolling up good. You've probably seen me post it up in your neighborhood I've been fucking on that neighbor like a good neighbor should she's in good hands like all state nigga come on I feel like you giving it to him Then you give him too much. No, I didn't I just started fucking around. Yeah, you fuck him up Oh man, you know what why because I'm the coldest nastiest nigga on the scene My hat red but my goddamn shirt green and I'm around like we do it down south You ain't gonna understand the word that be coming at my mouth and I put that on the house Waffle house that is Shit, I'm in there so much. It's like my crib. I got the waitress named Tonya She buying some teeth the niggas like to eat pork, but they ain't cooking no beef in a week What the fuck did the weed go somebody tell them about the 85 south show it don't even matter Pockets got fatter bitches sucking dick. I put the dick up in they bladder had this bitch named Oh shit, I forgot but she was cute and she was hot and she was blowing up my spot I put the dick up in the world like a squirrel. She on my nuts. She got mad and tried to tell my girl I said What is you doing? My life in your hands is you trying to ruin and that's okay. I tell the jokes and make it land She thought she fucked me up to me and my girl jumped her hand She thought that she was gonna break us up, bro We jumped that bitch in the Walmart parking lot money Okay, all right, fuck it. See I'm a statistic and I'm always known for bringing the drama. I ain't perfect myself Shit, I got a baby mama And niggas look at me like they're low. She made it, but let me tell you ain't no such thing as made it Bills keep coming. That's why you always see me working grinding on something You think this the motherfucking in you seen me on wild and now I got to do it again And okay, yeah, you might have seen me on a tv show, but I gotta hustle a little bit more so I can get up there some more That ain't the only network I want to work for and if you watching this shit, she hollering some work, bro I bank it Wells Fargo And Navy Federal and under my mattress and I do everything legal. I pay my taxes In my business account. Don't worry about what I made. I still keep my amounts And you think that you're gonna get me for the discount price. You must be tripping smoking dope or trying to ruin your life He don't he don't pay a tax And you be inside nigga the decade come on man. I feel like The steps just a sex. Okay You talk about it. I'ma tell him then tell me your life. All right. Here. Go give him a break now The first thing you got to do to be a vet and not a rookie you want to be the president We'll grab him by the pussy And shit I'm talking about like don't grab nobody by the pussy unless that's your wife And these is all facts the president was black they need to bring him right back because it's dude that they got now I don't know how he'd be saying shit like you ever drunk milk from a cow. I'm like nigga What the fuck is you saying you the president my nigga you must be goddamn playing and uh I ain't trying to say that I know it all but why the fuck would they waste money building a wall around Mexico, Mexico. So goddamn cool. They got dope and they got hoes and they got all that shit too. Damn And they like they don't need a shout out to maria jose and my nigga jesus You think that I don't know shit. I speak a little spanish nigga viva mexico That shit in speech. Let's straight back to him. Come on, bro. Let's get up I'm trying to be bigger than Oprah Winfrey was in the 80s. I want to be bigger than the old ass I'm talking about I'm trying to be bigger than a motorola brick foam my nigga. What I'm saying looks what you doing to the beat right now I'm just got the beat You know what like the police be whooping on black suspects doing shit, but nigga, you know better You riding around with blunts and got your seat belt on and it's that time of the month At the end she don't let shit slide. That's why you always see them post it up on 285 They got a quota and they gotta meet it every month and if you fall victim shit, that's your butt. I mean really Nigga, that's your ass if the speed limit 65 you driving too fast. You a nigga, you know that you can only do 60 That's the way it goes in the city now I've been out here for a couple of years. It took me a while to figure out Don't drink no beers because if they tell you roll your window down and smell the alcohol They're gonna make you take that test and your ass gonna fall Ain't no way you can pass that shit Because if they make it take it You already yielded my nigga and this is for the niggas who still don't know Don't get your ass out their car Because once you step out the car Ain't no laws no more I said ain't no laws no more Once you step up out that car bro Ain't no laws no more They're gonna dig all in your drawers Funder your balls Go all in your booty Make you lay face down on that hot air concrete Then they're gonna handcuff you real tight because they're gonna be mad because they can't find the dope But in actuality It ain't even no dope to be found Who's on your way to get a little bag of weed Get your life though You feel me? Like i'm an instagame Like i want you to stop Okay, but if niggas just text my phone he said please don't get low stock What you doing? But all of them will say get back on that beat if you can I said by the time that this shit come out and they see it they're gonna be like damn Loser comedian, but he rapping need to be it and they don't even know if I do it off beat This shit gonna still be some heat like your grandpa's feet your grandma She said that's a real nice boy. He kind of handsome I wish he was my grandson, but I can't even stand him. I told her that uh, I took a drug then but it was kind of random You think that I'm lying I can go to the airport right now and cut line Got so much juice Hey, I believe your alternator looks good when you started that shit It sounded like your car wanted to quit and I'll be knowing all types of shit Old mississippi nigga by the way your atl. I just keep my clothes here check my mail, bitch The coat is nigga walking free style so easy. It's like talking What the fuck is you doing and when I fuck it up and quit your life's gonna be in ruins, okay And you know what's next shout out to the hoes who think they my ex She thinks she my She thinks she my ex Bitch you on a scholarship. I'm the type of nigga who don't get involved in relationships and stupid shit It's the 85 south show my nigga if you don't get it by now If you don't get it by now my nigga How am I gonna make you get it? You feel me? Shout out to krig though Chat in the studio over there J.O.N on that x-pick thing type shit Then we got joe 3 million on the camera, you know, I mean This right here this this shit just for the 85 south show alumni That mean everybody you done seen on here more than two times my nigga You know who the family is you know where it started at I ain't got to keep telling you who the button pushes all over here the 85 south show my nigga We getting we're doing this shit like the old Rockefeller niggas if every nigga in your crew is with them What the hell would that make your crew? Rug it nigga And ain't nobody gonna fall because everybody gonna be each other's crutches nigga From the womb to the tune Shout out the cat we drink army from one cup had to sit around the room Shout out the cat. He out there and they get another bass Shout out to clain english. He out there getting another bass Shout out the dc young fly. He out there getting the other band shout out the chico, but he got the other bag I'm I could go on and on but what could you do? All my friends success Nothing they could just finish season 10 on wild and out everybody you named though We getting their money stack in there change, bro Never had to switch stay in our lane though Never holler at a fucking lame hoe But a homegirl the one that's kind of quiet and so big. It's like she walking from a ride. I got damn I eat the am green eggs and with the spam holler at me You know who I am the k to the a to the l to the o I be doing the most uh uh Hey your big brother your little sister little jay like me She got her momma skin tone You know what I would have thought would have been happening by now, bro I could have sworn some of my illegitimate kids would have found they dead You mean to tell me I ain't got no sad kids They that bad good You know what the fuck the pardon You know what the fuck the pardon is you really know me, bro And they gonna see this you to see how hype it is and they gonna swear on my song But you seen me wake up and come straight down here smoke a blend drink a red bull And now we here Bro this shit's so long we're gonna have to break it up in segments Bro the shit's so long jordan switch memory cards We're gonna have a whole episode of us just talking over the beat And then the niggas who don't get it ain't gonna never know but the people who gonna watch the shit They gonna be like, bro, you and them That's a whole another show that's the 85 No, this a nigga outro right here Outro don't even go out like this This nigga can't rap they gotta put this at the end of the show, bro When we we gotta stop and do some show I'm saying this too good to be the intro And it's too good to be the outro. I think this is gonna be the show It's just gonna have to be the show. Well, what we gonna do for the outro. Shit. We're gonna turn the shit off and say a prayer We hanging out like wet clothes in this bit It's the 85 South show Is the coldest podcast Is it I said the 85 South show It'd be the coldest podcast That's how it would have sounded in the 40s. Hello All right, I'll tell them They want one more though Just one more All right Shout out to mine. Oh, yeah, but she's trying to destroy you He said that he gonna represent he said ain't smart my nigga. You are not a whiz You need to try to stack your money up for your other kid like damn Nigga you Tyrese the original dark skinned nigga that was shining like grease Singing on the coca-cola bus like yeah And now you just crazy and for your babies and I know that everybody's mad about the child support, but goddamn Come on, bro Shout out to Tyrese man My nigga had a breakdown because his girl was trying to get the money in the takedown the cake down He fell down. He tried to fight the rock this nigga must be crazy, bro Because the rock will beat your ass And the rock just laughed he said your new album trash Be up here chilling man and really just be doing I think and think it's just us kicking it and you know Just for the fans and shit, but uh I'll be seeing niggas who way more famous than me. They be in the corner like yeah, that's him Yeah, that's him And they be mad a little bit. You can tell you didn't ever like yeah, I 40 85 I'm like, come on a bit ain't gonna be stupid We're gonna have strippers on every third episode Shout out to red bull Even if they don't send us a check no more. They send us enough checks where we'll fuck with them for life, bro. You feel me? Yeah, they send some more red bulls check the boxes it might be a check in there Maybe we Just know that if we haven't did a live show in your city We coming bitch We coming bitch, and you know who made this possible I said, you know what made this possible I We did Thanks us For working our ass off Because ain't nobody never gave us shit everything we got we had to go and get Off the motherfucking mud out the muscle. Yeah. Yeah, we did that. We did that. We built this shit We built this shit Tell you what we built this motherfucking 85 south show with my new It was two iphone chargers three cameras one tripod 17 dollars a dream A blend and a half a weed cookie two bitches But I can't say two because one of them was somebody girlfriend My homeboy ex and just two dope niggas and a motherfucking Yo Now look around look at us now. What we got got white people trusting us to come all in they build White people trusting us all and they build it look at this shit. They got mad homework on the wall Nigga i'm talking about Ted over there being on the conference table right come on my nigga They have million dollar means that's the crazy part is what niggas don't know This table costs about 15,000 Bruh, look it up. I would take y'all out there because y'all don't believe this shit They think we just in front of a brick wall niggas No glass you can write on it, but they trust us so much. It scared me, man We walk out in the lobby last night It's a stack about 30 goddamn macbooks brand new in the box. I was like, oh lord I'm glad I went here. I'm so glad you wasn't here and I hate I told you about it Christmas coming up to the lows, you know, I don't want to go back to that Speaking of which my nigga don't ever steal no motherfucking computer The computer's got GPS. Don't steal nothing. Matter of fact stop stealing Unless it's weed if a nigga throw you his second weed to roll a blunt get you a little one Get you a blunt out of that know what you should say What? Quit you know when you say some shit you think they want to hear Like say be blessed. Yeah, but then be the people who say that the most really don't want you to be no more blessed than you already are Like that's enough blessed for them Be blessed. Hey my nigga you saying that because you see that I already am you be blessed You get get that shit out your eye Because you ain't blessed Stay humble Be quiet though I'm gonna tell my bitch that We always love a good underdog, bro But sometimes that's why rocky did what it did but see sometimes The underdog be on some fluky shit Sometimes the best motherfucking are always winning Sometimes Because because that that just go to show you missing what the movie really telling you rocky really wasn't shit Rocky really wasn't shit Every time rocky fought you He might lose Come on. He wasn't shit Think about it, bro. The movie is about a white dude hooker box. You know, that's a movie Ain't no god damn white. Ain't no god. That's what I'm saying. You think that motherfucker gonna whoop club of lane and apollo creed The fuck out of here And apollo he had that box in pretty knocking niggas ass out Bro, if racism wasn't so prevalent in hollywood, we could have got to get we could they owe us three movies just about apollo creed Right. What was he doing before he got the bill? Man, that nigga was living black man famous Soon as that nigga pulled up in the brand new Cadillac. I was like this nigga ain't acting. That's real. That's it Carl Weathers Yeah, you don't you don't remember action jackson. You a young nigga I saw apollo creed Apollo creed was action jackson. You got to watch this old movie starring car weathers in vanity Action jackson. You know about it. Craig. No, they're from the country. They from tennessee I know I know you didn't see motherfucking action jackson If you had hbo back in the day, you seen action jackson now that movie they really let a nigga be a hero on that bitch All right, los you you grew up around old folks Okay That's acceptable. I did in the heat of the night or matlock In the heat of the night niggas Matlock was good when you stayed like your grandparents put you up on matlock Now see i'm from the south where I said racism was prevalent. It was definitely a color line You know why black people fuck were in the heat of the night So hard it was shot And um, you know the whole lead character was the old white man. I forget his name from all in the family Black people watched the shit. They didn't even call it in the heat of the night most of some of them said I'm about to watch verge of tears. That was the black person You know the black people fuck with verge because he was you know, like the deputy sheriff or whatever exactly black as hill I remember that shit. But you know matlock had he kept two black side kicks I love matlock because he I like Tyler. He always act like he didn't know what the fuck he was talking about He would trick him and then go in the court and solve the motherfucking case right after eating the hot dog Bro, when you brought matlock up though, it let me know you was a real nigga Let let me know that you grew up around the right people. You probably didn't watch gun smoking all that shit You ain't a real nigga if your grandparents and make y'all watch weston Because niggas they have all them tv's in the house. They did but the old people don't like Why grew up you say I grew around the old people niggas old people didn't like when you turn the tv a lot Stop turning that damn tv so much like I grew up around them. Andre has old people everything pissed them off My grandma used to always get mad about turning the tv if we just watch all type of shit Jesus crazy old lady made us watch the whole baseball game You ever watch the whole baseball game? Baseball game come on two o'clock in the afternoon still be on there 11 o'clock at night Nigga I was the only five year old watching willa fortune solving puzzles and Jeopardy and shit. You just think you weren't you weren't though niggas been watching that jeopardy Willa fortune was cool, but not jeopardy man, bro. This is what you gotta watch again There's a grown person though golden girl This shit was some sick shit all these 70 plus your old ladies still hold man. I thought blanche was fine Man, you was a sick man. Hey, whoa You see the final one out in the restaurant That's she was just the youngest old bitch. That's all it was. She's still an old bitch Just because he just gives you got the youngest old bitch. Don't make a young she old money That's how it be though. You put it that way here. Yeah, I know I'm a man I wouldn't lie to you They always asking me this shit. I got a book of um, I got a book of damn hotel for this show I've been getting the all-in deal So they just give you the whole check and you just gotta take care of your reservation and stuff. Yeah Because I the shit that I'm doing I'm make I make money all the way around, bro Don't tell me how much don't don't tell me what hotel to put me in that's how you get set up Motherfucking know exactly where you at. Mm-hmm. What hotel you at? Bitch, I'm at the hotel now right behind the airport Tyler talk me some shit the other day about that What about the whole hotel? Yeah, don't stay in the room. That's now sad my nigga. Get your way. Oh, I know we knew that I'm not just like going back to the hotel right after they pay They switch rooms Especially if you got one of them See janky promoters do shit like put meet you at the airport and act like they're doing you a third Here go your room key right here. No, buddy. Yeah Mm-hmm. What other one? I don't know how many keys you told that bitch to get right All right, baby. I'm staying on. Fuck you not They didn't I don't have promoter try that shit. Hey, baby. We'll kick it over here. No, fuck you ain't He ain't like that. I don't get how we having to show in your hometown and you got a hotel room I never understood this shit. Why you need a hotel room I did a show with somebody he said to promote a man take me to the hood. I said well drop me off Yeah, fuck that. I'm gonna go see the hood. I'm tired of niggas trying to goddamn show me the roughest part of town Nigga, don't don't show me that taking me downtown with motherfucking take pictures that I can watch that shit on youtube. Fuck this I don't want to see the project Y'all they're killing me y'all they're trying to be too hard. You'll read your comments Read them comments This shit been so far we ain't even got the same shit though. I think that nigga Chad write that shit himself Ain't nobody named jp kp zero one, huh? That shit straight out the comment section Man, who the fuck a name they serve that shit though, bro. You'd be surprised But I fought with the comment Now I've got potential like a motherfucker He said ml He funny is fucked I appreciate that jp kp. Damn The next one is that nigga said he got potential like you ain't already one of the coldest motherfuckers out I just take i'm i'm homeless Fuck that homership, bro. All right, it's tr three three this nigga might be a blood Oh, hold on. You know, they don't do the ease and not it these computer people man. They ain't blood it up Now jokes be real life. They finally do. Amen. It's my life All right, let me shout these people out man. These these young niggas been going hard in my mentions, man Edward Richardson jr And kid Memphis them the ones who keep doing this podcast is for Yeah, bro. Say a couple on that. They don't say it You know what? Okay, let me see. Let me find one Look how long this shit is. They've been doing this shit for weeks Uh, let me see What Oh No, he said this a kid Memphis said this podcast is for dudes They get mad when you tell them to pass the blunt one is your weed. They smoking them Shit like that. Yeah, that's true shit, though Uh, this podcast our kid Memphis people with no license and tag for their car But they still ride around like they don't give a damn nigga. That's me Hey, my nigga Ed said this podcast for people who walk around the game with them I need ticket sign But then be the niggas with all the tickets though If you ever need some tickets ask the nigga with the sign with the I need ticket sign because he's selling them But he's a nigga said this podcast for niggas who still wear the socks with the hole in the toe Actually, it's not because them niggas are murderers and savages any motherfucker who would normally put on a sock with a hole in it Like you too grown for that shit, man You are too grown. You know what's better than that? I feel like you really scrape in the bottom when you just grab just two random ass socks Now those are people who kind of wear me a little bit too when the niggas just wear two random socks Just a church sock and a gym sock Like this nigga here a whole goddamn uh Fucking fuck up man, uh when he's talking about the uh insurance Hey, uh my license had got suspended. So I get pulled over damn the police. He comes to the car So, you know me. I'm thinking I don't ran one on him like for real officer. He was like, yeah, let me show you So I get out the car. He acting like he's showing me something on the tag Put your hands behind me What the fuck I felt so played because i'm bending down looking at you dumb as hell. He got your dumb man He tricked the fuck out of me man. Damn bro. You stupid You don't supposed to get tricked by the police. He tricked me good too Like bro, cuz I'm getting now. He was like, let me show you because I'm thinking he's showing me like this way You you probably what you thought was gonna happen after he showed you I thought I tricked him in the car. I was like, no, I'm saying no they ain't getting no notification Like I'm on my acting she He acted like he knew what I get out of the car like I got it dumb man I've been now looking at tag This nigga got That'd be a great time to tell him to go to the 85southshow.com and get you some of this fresh ass materials It's been tricking people into doing shit. Yeah, he done been hanging around some niggas before He was a white dude and you got finesse by the white man, but ain't that america But I do fuck with him because he ain't let my car get towed. He let He let somebody come Yeah, that was see, you know what I called him a we salute good police work officer duly I called him a pac though player hating what a Pussy I had quack, you know Don't nobody say cracker like them niggas in florida shout out to them. They got that shit locked down man I think they started they had to They had to all right, man. What's the wrap up? Oh, it is getting chilly Get you a dope ass hoodie. I mean you might as well walk around looking like you're a part of something Man, look, you got to be the first nigga to pull out the 85 south bubble coat You think I won't bro. I got I just really haven't even been busting out all the shit that I got I got damn near everything with 85. I'm the only nigga with 85 south raincoat Oh, yeah, I got a whole blue jean jacket suit shit to dumb ass shit I got a tuxedo with the bitch got the whole it's just 85 south all on Yeah, dumb ass shit What do you see me with these? I got the old jogging suit with no pockets on it 85 south Bruh, I got niggas sending me all type of shit if you make shit put 85 stop I want me 85 south condoms out here, man. Why we go wrong this show. No. Yeah, we're gonna we can sell condom boxes But I'm saying I ain't saying the way I'm something for show. No, that's what you call them Man, I just need to pull it out. Sure. Let us know novelty condom. The bitch won't open No, the bitch won't open because I hate pretending like I'm looking for one Oh Shit this is good this podcast is for niggas who go half on everything exactly She oh god Yeah, yeah, I seen two niggas give out niggas was giving a get other niggas 50 cent for one of them two four dollar swish Yeah, shit rough Well, uh, they need they said we need to do rebel radio episode every Every sketch every sketch need a rebel radio episode. We're gonna get get back to that pimp shit What niggas say this podcast for niggas who still fucking ain't baby mom. Why how man it worked first of all You're not a good father if you gotta sneak and fuck your baby. I don't respect that Wow, man, it worked right the fuck is you doing Bruh, I didn't know that this shit was this real though. They said we got niggas that This podcast is for niggas that pull over just the comment. I did not know that Y'all. Hey man, the notification gang be going real hard out here in these streets The comments from the notification gang be shit like man, I ain't even watched this shit yet And I'm already leaving comments. I know this shit gonna be good. Thank y'all for believing in us. Thank you shit I want to fucking cry You treat us so fucking good All right, man, what else should we put in here? This should be a dope though now I appreciate you coming through and fucking with us so hard Bruh, I gotta make sure I give you one of these new hoodies. I heard you don't war got damn a hole in the other hooded Niggas is telling you all your business, bro. What size is you? Which one is that? See then he giving me the shit on camera. So y'all know it Could nah, bro. It's just like when you get an extra life You don't you don't war your shit enough time But bruh, you don't even understand what they do when you throw the brand out there like that That's how the niggas stop me in the bar just give me more hoes every time you wear Hoes start believing in me Fucking with it All right, man. This has been another rendition of the 85 south show Hey, please don't start no beat man. I know what those might want to do Oh, let's get this out our chair. Hey, hey our favorite holiday coming up black people. Thanksgiving goddamn. It's coming Y'all know we can't wait to eat nigga. We Shit nigga Thanksgiving got to be your favorite holiday as an adult. It used to be Christmas But Christmas whack as fuck when you when you grown Christmas is whoo That is a piece of shit holiday I mean for Jesus for Jesus is good, but the other shit, you know Before let me clear that out. Let me clear that let me clear that You know I'm saying, you know, we good, you know what I mean? Because you know when you young Christmas was fun, you know, I'm saying you couldn't sleep at night You thought you heard Santa every night every hour. It's him You know, I'm saying it was fun and you just you open your gifts. Thanks mom When you grown Christmas, why your Christmas you ever see how weak your Christmas list is as an adult your shit changed You used to want PlayStation, Nintendo shoes, Jordans. Now you be like, you know what? Just give me some sheets. I could use some new sheets You know what some sheets would be nice a good a good set queen size If that's on your heart, like when you own your Christmas list is wack as hell. Yeah, you know what? My just give me some towels. I could use a set of towels Don't let it be a rough Christmas. Don't let it be rough You Hey Can you cover a bill if you could just cover my car payment this month that would be a blessing You don't spend your car payment the club you could just But it's Thanksgiving. We can't wait for like am I the only one who start preparing for Thanksgiving that week like on Monday Like I start eating light on Monday like ooh No full meals. No, I'm gonna eat heavy this week. I'm gonna eat heavy You don't get no size you're a chick-fil-a just a sandwich and a water. I'm gonna eat heavy at the end of the week I don't eat shit, you know, you're the only one that stars myself on Thanksgiving morning Black people we're so stupid we starve ourself on Thursday morning. We don't eat shit all morning The kids eating nibbling on shit you looking at them like no, no, I'm good. I can hold off I can hold off Like I'm determined not to eat nothing all morning till it's time to eat But I don't I don't like the help though Like when they walk past to ask who up to help I still pretend like I'm asleep Like I'll be on my phone who up Then I starve myself, right White folks when y'all say y'all gonna eat Thanksgiving it to do y'all mean to Right, right. See we we us we have no idea how that feels None of us not one black person in here has ever had Thanksgiving And we get fooled by our family every fucking year every fucking year them niggas get us every fucking year Hey, I know we've been bullshitting the past 16 years, but this year we're gonna eat at 230 230 all we eating everybody get your shit get what you got to get done 230 we eating You like shit I can make that boy 230 Fuck it. I ain't eating shit 230 come along nigga. You start checking on shit You ever do that kitchen walkthrough Hey, why is there still time on the ham? So we're not eating it too. Okay, okay That should be about that should be about 30 minutes. Okay, cool Then next thing, you know, it's 330 You done made a mistake that looked on instagram and all your friends done ate So now you just getting mad you just over there Then next know it's four o'clock now you lightheaded you wouldn't You want to couch nodding off You want to hallway passing out Then finally you just mad as fucker, you know black people when we when we hungry that attitude will cuss anybody out They'll grandma be like, well, baby was wrong bitch. What a fuck Grandma I'm so sorry. I just I just don't understand why we say 230 and we never eat at 230. I just You didn't deserve that And then like am I the only one that asked I asked them like I'd be like, hey, let me know When you put the biscuits in So I can step outside. I'll be right back And I go out and I get hot as fuck. I'm talking about like I'm in the car You ever you ever smoke fans because you know, you ain't got that much time I come back eyes red. I'm ready to kill. I'm in that bitch like You know, when you a big nigga in the family, you be like You be like, no, y'all go ahead. Everybody go ahead. Y'all go ahead No, I'ma go last go ahead. Go ahead Yeah, get your kids get your kids too Because when I get done with this bitch, I don't know what the fuck gonna be left Your auntie always be like, oh my god. Do y'all smell that? Yes, bitch. It's me Do you want to go ahead and eat? Because once I get a hold of this motherfucker ain't nobody Then when it's time to eat they always pick the one old person to pray And this bitch is praying for people we don't even know like First of all, this is a plus one bitch. Don't be praying for her Harry this shit that you you and your cousin make an eye contact. I wish they were hairy up Then you finally eat You know, I'm saying what's the first plate the first plate is everything a little small piece of everything But black people so rude why we got to look at the whole table before we fix the plate Like I'm talking about we judge every every every dish we walk up. Who made this shit? Why y'all always trying something new man, just stick to the fucking basics Then your second plate is what your favorites Whatever your favorite is that's your second plate your ass been eating right all year You ain't had collard greens ham none of that you ain't had mac and cheese like that since last thing if you constipated You don't eat yourself into a headache now you damn hunger drunk. You're supposed to go black friday shopping. You're going out shit what Hell no ain't going away my feet swole I got a headache I can't eat nothing else bruh Soon as you see somebody get up. Hey bruh, give me a favor. Come here. Piece of sweet potato pie. Bring that back to me Just a small piece. I just need something to get me over