 Item Number- SCP-078-J Object Class- Keter Special Containment Procedures- Due to the apparent omnipresence of SCP-078-J-1, researchers have constructed several safehouses for refugees. The safehouses are to be equipped with a large memetic deterrent consisting of a sign that states QUOTE, N-O-SPACE, G-U-R-L-Z, SPACE, A-L-L-O-W-D, EXCLAMATION MARK, EXCLAMATION MARK, end quote, and various drawings of cool boy stuff like dragons. No pink is to be allowed into these safehouses. Description- SCP-078-J is a highly contagious biohazard. SCP-078-J has been through physical contact with SCP-078-J-1, especially on the lips. Although the properties of SCP-078-J are not fully understood, it is well known for causing various cases of yuckiness, bad smells, and immediate death. SCP-078-J-1 is a malevolent creature that typically inhabits an area colloquially known as QUOTE, the playground. There are several different versions of SCP-078-J-1 that will wander the area at any given time. Current research performed by junior researcher James has pointed towards SCP-078-J-1 possibly being extraterrestrial in origin. That would certainly explain why they don't like Power Rangers. Prolonged exposure to SCP-078-J carriers results in an expansion of the larynx, a development of the sexual organs, an increase in bodily growth, and the sprouting of various hairs around the body, as well as marked fondness towards SCP-078-J-1. Researchers agree this is totally gross. Footnote Junior researcher James has been commended for his quick thinking during incident 536-J-3, during which a group of SCP-078-J-1 surrounded him in an attempt to perform a, quote, makeover. Researcher James cleverly reached a finger into his nose and pulled out a large booger, with which he fended off SCP-078-J-1.