 I saw it. It's a future. My future. Our future. All four of us will be facing our greatest evil and it's all my fault. And for that, I apologise. Look out! It's the Cybermen! What? That's not in the script. Yes, but it could be a very interesting twist. No, you pillock, it is a stupid direction. It should clearly be sealed. I'm not sure that's a good direction. Davison? Davison! Oh, Deterlo! What on earth were you dreaming about? Heaven. What are we doing? We're doing my Time War audio play. It's going to be quite the lesson. All thanks to me, of course. Thanks to all of our excellent voice acting. Now back to the action. Cybermen! No, no, please, McCoy, stick to the script this time. I've worked very hard on it. Yes, yes, sorry. Does anyone have any suggestions on how to fix this mess that I have created? Perhaps we can set up a protective barrier made out of, um... Oh, this won't do at all! Artron energy. Why don't we change it to something else? Well, what do you have in mind? Penny energy. Absolutely not. It should be called Ace energy. No, Artron energy is simple enough. Right, Davison? Davison! No, not in the mouth. What are you dreaming about now? Still, heaven should be called Davison energy. You know what, let's just forget about the Artron energy. Let's just call it a protective barrier. Never mind what it's made of. That can be up to the listener. How about that? Splendid idea! Thank you. Right, Colin, do continue. I will. Perhaps we should set up a protective barrier to keep any undesirables out. Yes. Like the Cybermen. Why do you insist on shoving the Cybermen into this story? We're not Chris Chibnall. I second that. Because it makes narrative sense, of course. In what way? Because it... It's cool. Say your actual line, please. No more ad-libbing. Fine. What do you propose we make this barrier out of? We're in the middle of nowhere. With no signs of a local Tesco to buy snacks with the meal deal. I'm sorry, what? Sorry, did I not mention the brand deal we've got with Tesco's? I could swap you out with Mel at any time. Okay, I'll be good. I don't believe you. I'm taking your lines. What do you propose we make the barrier out of? Your mother's tears after she birthed you. Jesus! Christ! Jesus! I'm having sex with Turlo! I knew it! Shall we come again? I said get out of this core, all of you! You ruinous of art. Well, I have never encountered such rudeness. I will leave of my own accord. I'm going to go find Ace and recreate this audio with... Cybermen? The Cybermen? No, no. The Autons, obviously. I'm still awake. That's the joke. That's fine.