 I got a haircut. Oh, did you know that people get haircuts guys? It's like pretty common in short though I haven't lost my hairline quite yet. It's a five-head. I Have a confession I started listening to country music. I kind of like it you disloyal fool ass bitch made pump I don't do it. I don't know what's wrong with me. I have no idea what's wrong with me. It's like kind of good It's a little switch up from future because in country music. They like it kind of like respect women, which I don't know how to get over Some of those songs you're just Bangers all right. I'm done. I'm sorry. I know you don't care. I know you don't care Yeah, clap your cymbals video monkey make video make the wheeler 2k Look who's upgraded baby the goat Jason Tatum Oh, yeah, um LSU and Simmons Shaquille O'Neal both went there So we're gonna play that off as a jersey for tonight as you know last episode I got a diamond or worse power-up player or wait a second You guys might not remember that because this is the first episode after the intermission welcome back first episode after the intermission in Episode six we won and we landed ourselves at a record of three and three We also got a Jason Tatum power-up player, which is a rule that I made up But basically for every game that I win while this Jason Tatum's on my lineup I can get the next best Jason Tatum card available. So last episode we had 90 amethyst Jason Tatum Now we've got 95 pink diamond if we win here We can grab the galaxy opal Jason Tatum and if we win again, we can get the dark matter Jason Tatum I think that's all there is So Very excited to have on the squad he's played so well still got the Aaron Fox Michael Jordan Dirk Davitski and Anthony Davis with bird Ewing and a Vucinich I don't know. That's how you say his name. Apparently. I was absolutely botching Valanchunus is how you're supposed to say I was saying Valencianus. It's Valanchunus. You get the idea You know who I'm talking about, right? Dude, flight says a Kumpo and you know exactly who he's talking about. That's all that matters Regardless here is the cheat sheet three and three only in the realm of like a Hanna tattoo or X's group chat But it's all on the table for the most part other than like the horrible ones on either end of the spectrum We're right smack dab in the middle right now. All right, of course as you guys know We got to spin the wheel of 2k to see how he ended his team carry your vegan Bradley Beale gotta go It's gonna be the Almost a dark matter from here back again, which is so dope. That's fine. It's gonna be a team wheel opal We can get worse than an opal. We don't have to get a galaxy opal We could potentially get a pink diamond, but most likely we'll be getting a galaxy opal All right a galaxy opal But they must come from the team that this is about to land on it's looking like the Utah jazz Toronto Raptors Toronto Raptors Toronto Raptors, you know, I could technically I could technically get Vince Carter back I'm not gonna do it though. All right down to the Raptors. Yo, can I ask you guys a question? If any of you are Toronto Raptors fans and you're from the United States, how I always wanted to I mean Unless some of my viewership is coming from Canada. I've always wondered how do you become a Toronto Raptors fan if you're from the U.S I mean, I guess I'm a Dallas Mavericks fan. I'm from Michigan So I can understand bandwagoning, but I don't know. So there's no galaxy opal point guards shooting guards Terence Ross Vince Carter and Gary Trent Jr. I think I'm gonna go Terence Ross Just so I don't double up on a player I have before 7,800 dude. That's so dirt cheap Oh my god, Terence Ross. Welcome to the squad. Is Terence Ross still in the league? Current team Orlando Magic But he counts as a Raptors player for sake of this. All right So Bradley Beale, you're coming out big baller. Terence Ross is in the only truly trash player that actually gets minutes now Is Kyrie. All right, that just leaves the challenge wheel and we're ready to hop into this game Three and three right now our challenge wheel is Is it gonna sit? Oh, it does sit five times green beans any sum of my players I just have to hit five green bars at any point green bars Is that the one that everyone made fun of me for last year? You know what I'm talking about when I shoot and it's it splashes. I need five of those in the game I think in my like 18 episodes now playing 2k. I might have gotten five in like one whole episode I'm not very good at needless to say this will be a tough challenge But there's lots of cool new packs in the store that i'm really excited to open So hopefully I can get this done so I can get one pack Additionally today's video is brought to you by the best brand for men's grooming and hygiene products. It's manscaped You already knew that I've worked with that for so long And the reason I do that is because I'm a huge fan of their stuff and I use it pretty much every day now Specifically the perfect package. It's the all-in-one grooming kit. 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I promise you're gonna love it So you can get 20 off plus free international shipping when you use promo code meag20 at manscape.com Your balls will thank you manscape. Thank you for sponsoring guys. Enjoy the rest of the video Hey, look at that starting lineup. Hey, he's got that bull bull. He's got that bull bull if we win today Also, we get a 97 overall jason tatum. We're playing for a lot here We're playing for terence ross jason tatum and potentially our challenge wheel. Let's just get a green to start this out Uh, that's not gonna be a green, but it will be a layup. He's got the off-white jerseys kind of fired No lie definitely respected jason tatum on bull bull and youing is a fast one. Oh Clean rip. Let's get a green. Let's get a green right here. How are we gonna do it? Yes, sir? Ah Darn it. I'll take my main shot, but I didn't get my green. We got to get five of those boys Let's get that. Let's get the green just like that baby. Yes. Let's all get a bow That's one. We need five of those and a rip and a rip from ad He has yet to score the pump fake. We're moving left and right with jordan I don't know if I can green that uh, you know what that was actually a good release Just a really tough shot. Um, I'm just gonna go to the rack Free bucket jordan is Ah, he's open but not that open and we're just gonna run past him with deer and fox all the way to the rack pump fake Oh, that was supposed to be a pump fake and that's a gold tending and it's a gold tending from bull bull So that's an animal should greens count on free throws. I think I'm gonna say no I didn't even get one there, but I'm gonna say greens do not count on free throws I think it's a little too easy on a free throw. So as of right now we have one And he's gonna dude, I would be so pissed off if I was him right now I feel like he's not even that bad. He's just kind of struggling Oh, and I was I was kind of fading away towards the baseline there made that shot a little more difficult than I needed to Oh, that's a free bucket. Oh tears ross is in Hey It's gonna say show why you're the dunk champ and he missed that dunk. I don't like this clock here Oh, Dave's kind of open Not bad, baby That was I wouldn't call it the world's greatest shot, but he was open. Oh, he's gonna go all the way We're off running in the corner wide open. Ooh All right, that Jason Tatum release felt a lot different than the amethyst I have no idea why definitely don't even know if that's the case. Terrence ross pull up. Oh great shot No green. It's not as easy as it looks. All right Oh, great defense great defense. Oh get out there bird Don't let him have that. All right. De'Aaron wide open No green. Whoo. That's Terrence ross, baby. That's why we got him good De'Aaron fox He's we're shooting the lights out, but I can't get a green. Oh my god. That was a buzzer beater And I didn't even know it. I didn't literally didn't even look at the clock. Oh my gosh. This is awesome But I don't know if I'm gonna get my challenge done. All right kairi's in don't do it kairi Don't get don't green that Oh, someone's open someone's open in the corner Late close out on Yanis that might not go in it did go in. All right, let's get a little screen and roll action See how this goes. Yup. Davis you got one before. Ooh, that was ugly And we're running. Oh, he's not gonna get me green. Yes, that's exactly what I wanted. Let's go Yup, Terrence ross get it baby. Ah, that was open I'm just gonna go straight into the paint with this. We have such a size advantage And I just got over the back. I'm a midget starters are back in we have two greens out of our five And we command a 10 point lead. Uh jordan with the great defense, dude And jordan is like my seat Yelp, he's gonna try and go for the charge. Ah, no green Damn, he drills it. Absolutely drilled it. All right, see like I'm just taking my points here The cradle see but if I can knock out my oh, okay jordan Oh Looked like a foul. Maybe that might have been illegal what I just did, but I like it Green oh great shot off the backboard perfect release. Just no green. All right Ewing's got uh, james harden on him. We get a foul not gonna get a green here But I should be able to take a more commanding lead. Oh Back iron brick from Ewing. That's tough and there's 100 percent. That does not count. We have two greens in the books What if I do this for the green? Come on, baby. Oh, that was a good release, dude I gotta be a little closer to rim if I want that green. All right, let's get a pull up Oh all the way all the way across. No, no, no, I can't get a green deer and fox was there Tatum's gonna drill his free. Now see that's too easy though right now I'd have four or five we'd have five or five we're counting free throws looks like in the third or fourth quarter I'm gonna have to hit two Oh, shit. That's such a good shot. It really is in next gen dude. That's a great shot All right Hey, I love that we have a great lead and honestly, we're just taking so much less dunks and layups than we would be Definitely feel good about this Shit. Oh That went through bobble. I do not know how but it did. He's not wasting any time a penny hardaway We get some ripped by the deer and fox ripped again ripped again Oh my god, he just got bullied. Oh, I need a double on bobble here. Yep. Great defense Give me that show and jc Tatum gets a foul, dude That defense was such a clamp but he's gonna get a reset shot clock now a little bit of double on bobble on accident here Wasn't trying to do that to be honest with you. Yep He thinks I'm going down into the lane darn it great board back up top the air and no Any missed let's just run this down there all the way fine fine Good pass up to dirt who passes it um To himself for the leaner and bobble blocks the leaner supposed to be impossible by the way What the fuck that was like the worst way all of that could have gone down. That's horrible bobble's making me As bitch. That's way too deep. I'm sorry. Well pump fake for the boys. They think Davis wide open not a green and a brick Yikes, the wide open shots are not falling. Unfortunately. Oh, give it right back. Dirk is embarrassed Oh, shit shit But it could score the easy ones Oh, well, this is my king Buster beach Bloody fuck you bloody fucking mother What is going on? How many wide open shots we just missed? Oh Shit it kind of boots a bitch Dude, how did I do that green like hop step layup with youing? I did that a couple games ago. It's kind of sick I want to remember how I did that. Yep. We're gonna hedge off of this What happened It's the mid-ranges. That's how we're gonna do it. All right, great defense Great defense stay on them Bird bird bird Durant with the span and a step back as a sick move Yeah, you deserve that buck. Get out of here. He's gonna hit that too, isn't he? This is an annoying quarter here. It should not be a nine-point game. It's gonna happen again, bro. It's gonna happen again Goes for a leaning mid-range and it's it's nothing but net. That's just not cool, man It's the layup. He just outscored me 17 to 8. I have three greens, but it's a five-point game now I can't believe that. All right. I guess I'm not gonna go for greens right now I'm gonna I'm gonna get get my lead back like a significant lead back I'll take that. That's a good way to start Get in there. Oh, he's gonna leave dirk wide open. He's not gonna green it But he will hit it surprise. He didn't pass that out sooner great defense from jordan. He is such a mastermind All right, get up there, baby. Jordan's getting MVP of this game, bro Oh Dirk's stepping up when we need him. I don't know about these greens though, baby Everybody stick on He's so hype right now. This is it. This is the matchup we want lamarcus aldridge on jordan. Oh, okay fine I'll take my dog. I'll take my dog to secure the game. I have two minutes and 30 seconds to hit one green Dude, I literally keep looking at the clock for a two minute warning. That's it. No good D I just gotta get my one green. You can green from super deep, right? I'm gonna try it I use jordan the most crack player in the game in the fourth quarter. Here we go, baby. Here it is No, man. I missed that jordan. I need answers, bro Bird ah so much energy get out of here not anthony. Davis is being bro All right one cross into the paint out to kairi get him jumping. I'm open kairi Let's get one more out of sheer disrespect kairi do it again He does not I have exactly five greens. I'd love to have six. Wow. He's heating up here now that there's no pressure on I can just drill them. Oh and a rip and one more bird playing an excellent game of basketball I got to get one more one more for the boys with t ross t ross challenge too easy, baby I'm just lights out in the fourth right now. Oh, he's gonna drill that to end it Ah, you know, that's pretty telling of his game. His shots were not on today I was not on in the third quarter But first second and fourth just dominance propelled us to a w and while he gets 10 mt for the opponent's strength So his team was better than mine too. Hey, thank god. We didn't get the three point percent of challenge I shot 29 percent from the field. Oh, yikes So penny hardaway ewing onto the kumpo durant and bull bull rehearsed lead scorers I don't know if jester's correct that bull bull was not playing well And I he wasn't that great on my team either Seattle massaging michael jordan. Oh my goodness The deep three green 18 points a rebound four assists one turn over eight for 13 at half of his threes Guy played great. Honestly deeron fox was two for three from three. He did he have a green I think he had a green he had a mid-range green five percent play great 13 points dirt 13 and nine rebounds almost the double double Anthony davis with 10 rebounds and five points two for six ad dirt was six for 12 So our big men for the first time in a while actually didn't carry the squad They did not play that well But we'll take a terence ross and his debut honestly was sick through three rebounds off the bench It's kind of dope considering some of my you know jordan and deeron fox combined for three and they were starters Two for four field goes one for two on threes and he did hit a green Gleiber had two greens. He had two mid-range greens. He missed everything else Jason tatum over one But you know what that's okay because it's about to turn into galaxy opal jason tatum and kairi with a big Two points one of them being a green. Let's get it. Oh, I feel so good after today's episode So we get one pack dude so many packs in there. This is a fan favorites pack It's 12 kmt one guaranteed player with a chance of pulling any of these kawaii magic kobi or zingus Scalabrini jeral green. I guess i'm gonna go with a fan favorites two pack. This just came out Why don't I drop 12 kmt on this? We get one pack for winning our game. Let's see what we can get Uh, what is this shaking me? Is that galaxy opal, right? Hey better from the western conference 99 overall number three power forward Is that boris the owl do I look like a man who wants boris the owl? I hope I don't look like a man who wants boris the owl. Oh, wait a second He's power forward slash point guard. I can put boris the owl at my backup point instead of kairi He's gonna be a mismatch machine. Wait a second. This is go to boris the owl is my backup point guard And before I forget I got to go get jason tatum since he is our power up player Yeah, for any of you are confused I don't know if I did the world's greatest job of explaining it and I want to make sure everyone understands On last episode. I got a jason tatum for every game. I win. I can upgrade to the next best version of jason tatum All right, 35 000 mt for dark matter jason tatum Who started out as an amethyst and worked his way up or maybe there is I will say boys There might be a 97 jason tatum and he's just not on the auction house. I don't give a shit I'm taking the dark matter. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna camp for him to come. I don't want him to come I'm gonna come All right, boys, we officially have a full dark matter starting lineup consisting of the erin fox Michael jordan jason tatum dirk navitsky anthony davis and off the bench We have some we have a weird ass thief coming out the bench boris the owl Terrence ross larry bird ewing uh and voochie bitch boys. I love you one awesome episode pull the dark matter I will see you in the next episode. Thanks for watching as always. Peace