 Oh, funny kind of tastes like screw you Hey guys, this is my review for the cloverfield paradox a film that was very suddenly released by Netflix And it's actually pretty interesting that this is a movie that I can talk about considering I did a video a few weeks back talking about how cloverfield the original movie turned 10 years old a few weeks ago We knew that there was a third one coming for a little while It was nicknamed the God Particle and so when this one was released I was like well, that's probably the best you can do for new marketing just boom have a Trailer for it at the Super Bowl and say hey, it's out now and then that's where everything kind of ends for the good shit This is another case of a movie that was clearly made to be something else But then Paramount and JJ are like hey guys Let's make more money off of it if we put cloverfield in the title because that's exactly what happened with 10 cloverfield Lane that movie was shot at something entirely else They slapped the cloverfield name onto it. They filmed a different ending They added a little few things and it was connected to the cloverfield universe. I like 10 cloverfield Lane as its own movie I don't like the last 10 minutes of it because it's so ham-fisted, but I enjoy that movie This movie fucking sucks. It is bad. It has an incredibly talented cast that is so Wasted there is no connection between any of the characters. They're all morons. That's a trope. That's also got a fucking end Stupid scientists. This is getting ridiculous. It's just it seems to be a thing ever since Prometheus Everyone is a goddamn idiot when it's anything in science The movie actually pissed me off who've been the first five minutes and they made me almost want to leave the room because every Single car that you see the beginning of the movie is a fucking new car It's a late 2010s car and why that pisses me off is that all the ads even the Netflix YouTube trailer They released say said that this was going to answer the cloverfield questions This was going to answer how it started and right off the bat I'm like no fuck you movie then I thought okay Well, let's see cuz they said something about an alternate reality in the trailer the film follows a crew That's on the space station that's trying to make a device that can make renewable energy and prevent a world war That's going on the planet and then they activate it and it jumps to an alternate reality an alternate universe And then really weird shit starts to happen and everyone starts to die the movie has this Intriguing premise it definitely has a cool idea the idea of an alternate realities alternate universe is colliding It just sucks that everything about it sucks it honestly is so badly executed there is a solid list of talent in this film and There is some interesting points that the characters have for maybe like a second or two and then they're wasted there's this interesting humor that appears every now and again and It works to an extent, but again, it's just wasted this movie is just a waste And I can't say it's wasted potential either Because all there is is just this interesting idea and the fact that cloverfield has slapped on to it And as I said earlier how cloverfield ten lane was made Post into a cloverfield movie. This is so badly Post made into a cloverfield movie. There's this story going on with the woman's the main character's husband that is so tacked on is like none of this shit matters and then You keep on getting these really ham-fisted cloverfield name drops and it's not by the crew at all it's by everyone else and voiceovers and news stuff and all this other shit and Literally they are saying this just to tie it in and you could say that there's theories There's all these sort of ideas and how the universe is connect, but it's bullshit They don't connect at all because this was not made to be a cloverfield movie. This was going to be a piece of shit Straight to DVD garbage. The only thing that probably is the best part about this movie is the visuals Which are pretty good considering the budget must have not have been that big and the music by Bama Cree Bama Cree does like a fantastic score. He has a lot of influences There's definitely a part in the movie you can hear Hans Zimmer's interstellar tracks But otherwise he has a really good score with this movie. It just sucks at the movie sucks also the ending that Fucking ending the movie ends with basically a giant fuck you to the audience honestly is such a Badly ham-fisted connection to the cloverfield universe that I actually just said fuck you movie and I got up and walked away I honestly did not like this movie I liked the visuals and the music and the idea are the concept the movies attached to but in terms of a cloverfield movie is by far The worst of the three the other two are good This one's just garbage. This has no connection There's no reason to have any theories to it The reason why we saw is because it has cloverfield in the title and once again We were fucking tricked at least cloverfield ten lane was good cloverfield paradox is a piece of garbage That could have been something interesting if it was made by better people had no connection to the cloverfield universe and Didn't waste my time. Anyways guys, I'm gonna give the cloverfield paradox a two out of seven. I wouldn't watch it Honestly, don't maybe watch the first five minutes and then watch the last five minutes And then you'll understand how it's connected to the cloverfield movies Really really badly Anyways guys, I hope you liked this video if you liked it leave a like down below and if you're interested in more Maybe hit subscribe. Anyways guys, that's all for me. I'll see you guys next time