 Good evening. Synergy is a mod for Half-Life 2 that makes it possible to play through its campaign in a seamless co-op experience. Sounds cool, right? Well, fuck that. Me and my pal Ossie decided to run through Half-Life 2 co-op using a jank, abandoned and unsupported Garry's mod add-on instead, and the results were truly horrific. Scripted sequences were broken, vehicles were jank, Ossie is on the other side of the planet from me so latency was atrocious, and don't get me started on whatever the hell was going on with the NPCs. Strap yourself in We're starting in Ravenholm because people get bored at the canals. Ossie, shout out to him in his 340 ping. We're gonna see how long this goes before he cracks. Oh, you're in spectator mode? No, not already. This is like broken. Like, I feel like I can't even jump. I can't get on this. All right, let's get it rolling. Let's not die this time. Have you tried a pizza with burger meat on it? Do you mean beef? Burger meat? Are you good? No. What happened? I don't know. Why is he keep pausing? Don't worry, a bit of distraction. A bit of distraction? Listen, they can't get me if I like hard enough out of existence. If I manage to do the fucking trick where I just skip the weight and 300 ping, I'll be genuinely impressed. Man, I cannot make that jump for the life of me. Don't worry, I got this. Jesus. I got this. All right, I made it. Rope. Look at that. Thank you, shit. Fuck him. You gotta do it to the other one. The other pipe over there. Get it. Just stand on him. Too late. Did you hit the lever? Is it coming? Is it just that slow? You know what, I don't feel like waiting. I'm going to do the pro strat. Get out of my way. Let's go. Let me get the hell out of here. Damn, what did you do? You killed like seven of them. You're like sweating over there. I always got owned by the fucking like Gmod patched out the back hop a long time ago. That's kind of lame. I'm not going to lie. Cringe. Oh, fuck. I got owned. Oh, we both got owned. I want to at least see what the two-seater Jeep is like, because I feel like that could be fun if you can shoot while you're in the passenger seat. You're not dead, are you? You're alive? Nope. I'm alive. Alive with your full 260 ping. Winston's been hit. Oh, no. R.A.P. Winston. Winston's been hit. My favorite fucking part. Oh, yeah. We have to wait for the guy to... Whoa. Hey. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Okay. You timed out. I don't know what the fuck happened there, but I just fucking timed out. What the fuck? This guy is freaking out. Fuck. He's freaking out. Are you good, Leon? What the fuck was that about? Did you see that, Aussie? I was doing it again. Why is he doing that? What the fuck? He's like, what the fuck is up with these humans? Why is his head disappearing? That's the thing I really don't get. Oh, no. It's happening with other NPCs now. Oh, no. This is going to be exciting. They're controlling the fucking mounted guns with telekinesis. You know, it almost looks like it's just like an automated system and that kind of rocks. I'm here. You're here? Do you want to drive or do I drive? The fuck was that pose I just saw? They fucking went crisscross. What is this man up to? He's not even real. He's not even real. What the fuck was that? What the fuck was that? Fuck, like, gunslinger. Fuck, gunslinger, bro. This is AIG right here. What is this? Oh, fuck, I'm in style. All right, am I driving or are you driving? Are you driving? Okay. Wait. Wait, how do I, wait, wait. You do it. No, get in. Oh, Jesus. All right, get in. Get in. You drive. You drive. Oh, fuck. Don't leave me. No, I see what the fuck. Okay, okay, okay. Get in. I'm trying. Yes. Oh, yes, I can shoot out of it. This is fucking awesome. Here's a thing where I got my driving test. You failed your driving test? How did it even take one? Yeah, but this is sick. Look at that. That's awesome. I love doing this. It's like, it's like halo. I can't really look that far though. That's like, kind of lame. So I think this is somehow working is like the thing that surprised me. Yeah, that's fucking guy turning into like a weird abomination. Hit the turbo. Yeah. Want to like stop here, supplies? Yeah, sure. We got to do a pit stop. I got to use the bathroom. All right, take your leak. Yeah, I like that. All right, here. I have to do actually, I'm going to need some privacy. I'm going to do a little bit more than the leak. All right, all right. All right, I'm ready to go. You down there, supplies. Wow, you've been waiting to do that for a long time, huh? You can use the gravity gun while you're driving. Oh, that's terrible. Oh, man. Oh, shit, shit, shit. What have you done? Can I, I can, oh, God. You can pull up the car. Go. Oh my God. It's like, that's fucking cool. Right there, nice. Right there, please. Go. Go. Oh my God. You're going to give yourselves motion sickness. I can barely drive this thing with how much you're punting it. Okay, I'll lay off, I'll lay off. Okay. If we do like a quick speed race or something, then I'll be a... Like a long stretch. Want to stop here as well? Yeah, sure, why not? Get some, get some fun out of it. It wasn't like... Wait, isn't this stuff funny? The G, the G spot, you know, we find out... Hey, don't call it the G spot. What's wrong with you? Oh, fuck. Oh, listen, I think that's what G-man calls is, like, crude. Hey, you want to come to... Do you want to come to the... G spot? What the hell? Sandals, like, have you, like, more people? So, like, support more buggies? You can spawn a buggy by just pressing F3. Damn, you fucking launched into them. Oh my God. Oh, I may need to slow down on the gravity gunning. You know, the scout car was equipped by Eli. Fuckin' put this together. Do you think him and Alex ever got in the car and she used to sit there with the gravity gun and they used to do this? That's a f- Ah, shit. Skip. Fuckin' skip MLG. Skip, why are they... Are they missing texture for you? Are they missing textures? What the hell? They have no reason to be like this. What the fuck? You want to know the real strat? All right, all right, watch. No, I don't want to drive. I don't want to drive. All right, show the real strat. What? What happened? Did he not... Fuckin' like... Sit the Stanky leg. The Stanky leg. Stanky leg, oh, hell no. You know, this is what's terrifying. I'm like, 9, 9% of G1AIGs I've seen. How do I get in the side seat? It won't let me. I think because you need someone to be in like the... No, I did it one time. I did it. Here. Okay, okay. Okay, um... All right, so fuck. Dude, you're not the... Wait, what if you try to punt me? Punt me over it. He's in the way. He's in the way? No, he followed us. You know, this is actually like a non-problem since you can spawn them anywhere. I just thought it would be funny if I could get it over. But I don't think I can. Oh, fuck. I'll just sit here and wait. This guy is like freaking me out. Like, I don't like him. He's so like weird. Like, what are his motives? I think there might be like a clip or something over it. Maybe, but watch this. Fuck him. This guy's still fucking like flying around. Now I travel on alone with my one health for another five seconds. You're gonna softlock yourself, you can't back up. Don't worry, I can spawn another jeep. I wanted to see if anything was going on with like Odessa. Oh, that might be pretty hilarious. Hey, buddy. Yeah, you got nice hundred health. You have to go first. You have 99 more than I do. Oh, fuck. Get in, get in, get in. Fuck. All right, now let's see what Ossie, let's see what Ossie can pull out of his hat. 500 ping, how? Let's see, let's go. Let's get going, buddy. You weren't kidding. You really did fucking fail your driving test. Shotgunner on the corner about to ambush you. You're fucked. You're so dead. I'm just too cool. He's just too cool, ladies and gentlemen. You're dead. What the hell? How are you not dead? You've been taking on groups of like five. The ping, Richter. It's the ping. See, it's a good thing that you're driving in this section because I would have fallen off the cliff instantly. It's okay. There's no time for that. You got real close there. Holy fuck. Picks that go hard. Fuck you, Richter. I don't need you. Oh, no. He's gonna run off with my whip. If you're gonna be that way. Listen, I got bored. No, no. Fuck her. Anyway. Oh, fuck. Okay. He's going. I saw that. That was fucking tense. I'm gonna do the funny thing. Funny. I feel very bad for killing you. Also, why am I? Okay, there we go. I think the fact that you can use the gravity gun. Whoa. Hey. Whoa, man. What the fuck? Okay, maybe I shouldn't drive. You got to keep your eyes on the road. You can't be looking at your phone texting and driving and shit. I have no mercy against poison zombies. I will just annihilate them on site. Half-Life 2 platformer. I'm looking at right now. All right, Aussie. Come on. Hurry up with your slow ass. Well, okay. I'm still fucking connecting. Why is there a rock here? They just fucking put a rock so that you know not to go backward. All right. This is a part of the game that everyone like goes like reddit mode over. Like, dude. Oh, the bridge. Dude, the bridge. It shakes, bro. Dude, it shakes. It's the best part of the game, bro. They should have made it into its own game, bro. Bro, Valve use an ENV underscore shake, bro. Dude, the music, bro. Bro, it's almost as good as fucking. It's like, I don't know, opposing force. Yeah. Doing a stinky leg. You want a beer? Look what you did. You know, are we rebels? Because we're wearing HIV suits. Like, we have the HUD. Yeah. Of the HIV suit, but we're rebel models. Yeah. Did I say HIV suit? You said HIV suit. Oh, fuck. All right. This is the moment that it's going to fuck us up. We're going to die. Because I always forget how to do this part correctly. I just drive on my head and hope for the best, honestly. All right. You want to give me some gravity punts? Oh, shit. Yeah. Hey, they didn't want to do anything. Oh, what the fuck? What? Gone. Where did we go? Did you punt us? Yeah. Oh, let's go. All right. We've we're actually outside the kill box. Lovely swim. Yeah, we got to swim to the coast. This sucks. What the fuck? Do we like drown ourselves? Is that like the way to get out of this or? I don't know. Is there a kill box? Can I you can't shoot the rocket launcher underwater? Uh, oh, found it. All right. Snap my neck. I don't know how it went so far. Did we get hit by the trainer that you just gravity punt us? I think something of a combination with the punts and the train hitting us just like. Blue like I couldn't even see it. Looked like we went into space. What happened to Australia in the Half-Life universe? That's your question. All right. Uh, I'm not sure. I think I think I've never discovered Australia. No, I think they took one look at Australia and said, wait, no. Okay, we did it. We made it. Oh, my God. That was a miracle. I really thought we were ever going to die there again. All right. Uh, really? She's gone. I'm not even dead. Look at you leaning out of this car like this. It looks so ridiculous. It's a lot like the like the rocket launcher or something if you have it. Oh, yeah. Look at him. All right. I thought that combine said Victor overtime for a second. It kind of sounded like it. I don't know if you heard that. Victor overtime. Real-time Mossman growth. As you play the game, her player model scale expands by 0.01% every second. What happened? He's got a penis. It's like it's like corrupted. That's like when you corrupt the ROM of like an SNES game. Oh, shit. All right. I look at Mr. Dogman over there. Yeah. I don't, I don't think. Hey, man. Can they even do combat in the state? What is that I'm doing? You know, the combine never stood a chance. Oh, my God. They're like walking like scissors. They're like human pairs of scissors. God, I don't know if this is right. It looks so stupid. This is dumb. They're all just T posing and like carrying into the bucket. Like, I don't even know. I don't have anything in my mind that I could compare their actions to. They just, they're just, I don't know. Good God. Oh, no. Everything about this. Everything. Everything about this stream has been like fantastic. We're coming. What the fuck?