 Welcome back to ToffeeTV, it's the road to glory. Seventh in the league, just won 3-1 against Athletical Madrid. And we are away to the mighty Bayern Munich 95-01. I've revered us back to our 84-85. What's that gonna recreate? Recreate, you know, the memories of that night, because obviously it's a very similar team. We are missing Paul Brashwell through suspension. Ian Snowden has come in to take his place. Apart from that, it's the same team. Fantastic Bayern Munich side. Klinsmann, Elber, Effenberg. Who people used to say I look like? Sagnell, the Tid. Christian Siegler, Lothar Matthäus, Helmle. Oliver Kahn. It's a great side. There's even players probably on the bench that are great as well. Well, it may not be the Olympic stadium of 85, but... We are ready. Just like a bit painful. They're all made from. Let's go, come on. What a lovely ground. What a beautiful stadium. Come on, this will be tough, but I think we'll be good. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you giving free kicks for nothing for? Yes, come on. Come on, schnotz, lad. I like that. It's a big pitch. It's a big pitch with lots of specks behind it. I don't know what pitch to look for. Go on. Pull power, stretch those legs. Come on, let's get it sorted. There we go, there, go on. Go on, put your feet. Like that. Go on. Come on, transition start. It's been a better side here. Good play. Come on. It's your block. Good play, you can snow them. Reverse for the first time. A no-luck pass. A no-luck pass. It's football. It's football. Oh, is your least of luck a dish for a move? It's football! It's football! Football! Football! It was unbelievable. What happens here? Leaf, dribble, sharp, Steven, block, habit, agonising, lot, agonised, everywhere. So that's what happens? Yeah. That's too easy cleansing. Just hold me. I've got to add to that. You can just get up to Gresham. There we go, there we go. Oh! Oh, what a ball! Enjoying the scouts? Doop, doop, doop, doop, doop. Mipton, light, whoa, whoa, whoa. Get in, get in. Get in! Get in! Get in! The rat! Boom! Rat's got a bat. No, he's got a bat. Oh, he's the Daisy Mount of the season. On a plate. Wicked in on the bullet. Oh! Oliver Khan, pick that one. Oliver Khan! Oliver Khan, baby Khan, pick up the rat. Beat him. Oh! Boom! In off the bat. Get in. What a start. Here, in the non-Olympic stadium. The non-Olympic stadium. Oh, nice! Right, taking it right in the nose. Oh, well. Well, that wasn't in the nose. That's from a dickhead. Oh. Yeah. Oh, my word. I'm in. Go on. Go on. I've played yet. Finish it for us, Linnaker. Oh! What happened? Did someone give it to me? Do something. I've got the end of them. The end of them. Life's end. Never gonna change. Every single... Never gonna change, my love. What a song. Clean with air. If I had to live my life without you near me, my days would all be empty. In fact, it seems so wrong. You get more than just... than just... That's it, eh? All right. All right. It's the light. There was so clearly I might have been in love before. Don't get that from that Spencer, do you? But I never felt this wrong. For me? Frank Spencer? Yeah. Betty. It's a variety act. You know what I mean? It's a variety act. You get everything. Zach, you get the world. Throw it in there, mate. For me. In we go. In we go. In we go. All right. Hold them up. Hold them up. Hold them up. I'll be honest. Don't go on out for you. There's the flick. All right. One thing you can be sure of I'll never ask for more. OK. Come on. Come on. We win this team. I'm telling you. We bring the entertainment. They bring nothing. They bring Germanness. You do? That's not a bad thing. It's not. I like Germany. I do. You ready? I'm ready. I'm ready. Ready, ready. There you go. Whip it. Whip it. There it is. There it is. Oh. Oh, finish, finish, finish. You. Just eat it. Just eat it, will you? He pinched it like it. He pinched it like a pinching person. Yeah. He pinched it. Oh, fuck. What's that other one bit you've marked? I'm too hezzy when I was about seven. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You are leaving now, you know? You're leaving. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Go home. I swear I left a safe inside, yeah. This cold, the breast. I'm leaving the audience, yeah. And the harmonies for you. Yeah. over it was only a song. Do you remember the video? The video was in two parts, but the song was just one song. We've marked that half off. Two shots, too bad. Yeah, you got away with it in the second one, didn't you? Second video. Mum. Yeah, you left the time. There's no evidence. I suggest you don't. And to be fair, everyone forgot that it's girlfriend who's made it. Shame, crying shame. Really, really crying shame. Yes! Play. Oh, no. She's an absolute peachy. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on, boss. This is all us. Oh. Come on, come on, come on. Come on, come on, come on. We can get it. Take that. It's not a risky pass, though. Risk and reward. Risk and reward, man. Risk and reward. Keep it, keep it, keep it, keep it, keep it. Come on, Neville. Get up. Get off, get that, haven't you? I'll just go because you're going to what you're going to do. I don't know what's going on with him. Mate, don't run. I have, I've gone. Yeah, absolutely. Ah, that's clown. Come on, go on. Go on. Lord of the Robsons. Yeah, Mark! It is. That's for you. It is. I'm for his girlfriend. That's for you. Well, yeah, I mean, she's dead, but she can't really appreciate it. Well, for the family. Yeah, for the family and your friends. They definitely voted Trump. He did. And Hazard. They've been up to Mark's. It's a, it's a, it's a, I'm sorry. It's a win, isn't it? It's the money. It's a win. Ah, it's a game. It's a point. We saved the point. We saved the point. We should have won it. Come on. We were in cruise control. Cruise control. Onwards and upwards. Like in Speed 2. Onwards and upwards. This wasn't a very good film. No. It's got to wait again. Right. Come on. We could be. Come on. Sixth. It's not that much better, but... I know, but it's a gap, isn't it? It's a gaffer, isn't it? I mean, we're nine points behind top. We're not going to win the league now, are we? No, we're not going to win the league. Right. Come on, then. Sampdoria away. Last push now. We've both spraced back into the team. I'm bad, though. It's the, it's the scoring goals, mate. I know. We've got to take our chances. We've got to take our chances. We've got to take our chances. We've got to take our goals, as well, in the field. Come on. Come on. I want to win this. We've got three games left. I want nine points. Three league games left. Nothing less will do. Callity and Copa Blonde. The pitch is glorious. Ah, Yellow Awake hitters glorious. Everything is glorious. Game face is on. No Richard Marks. Something else. Another song, I don't know. There'll be another song in a minute, but let's get into the lead face. Let's look like we won them. Let's make it a song worthy of... Oh! Tell you what. Go. Go on. Go on. Pally, you could do it. We've started well. We've got control. Oh! Shit. Nice. I'm a strong footer, yeah. Play. Go on. All going to bump this bait up. That's a dangerous tackle, that ref! Was he in control there? Oh, my God! Was he in control, was he? What's the difference? What's the difference? Hang on. Let's have a look at this again, then, eh, ref? The difference? Shall we sit again? We'll play it. 100% Paul. 100% Paul! You absolute... Divi. I think you've already melted the sight of the idiot. Big win. Big win this time. Well played. It'll go. It'll go. Well defended. Well played. Throw it in now! Throw it in now! Throw it in now! Throw it in now! Yes! Oh! You've got to sit there. Oh, he. You've been aggressive with that finger, but just... You've got to work the finger, mate. There's pollution all over the bit. Of course. Go on. Play it. Throw it in now. Go on. Here you go! Looping. Dropping. Corner ball! Come on! Come on. Come on. Come on. That was better finger work. It was better finger work. Go play! Come on! It's low and it's flat. And it's aggressive. Aggression. That's the work of your finger. Are you ready? Go on. I'm moving. I'm moving. I'm not moving. I'm just moving. I'm just finger it. Yeah. If I click for you. Yeah! Play it. It's all she has to do there. We'll just play it down and go on. What's that for? I don't know. Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on. Now we're near him, mate. Just flick it into the box. You're wet. She was trying to wait. There's beefy. What are you doing? Get in. Get bloody line. I need it. Amazing to fence there. The words. She just... Oh, he's just... Diffed up the video. Oh, be it yourself, you. You clown. You're a crobbler. I've just got into him in the shop today. Possessed him. Possessed. What possessed him? No, no, no. No. But here we go. Come on. It's the count. It's the count of just one minute. Go on. Keep going. I'm going, mate. I'm going. I am going. What's going on here? Great head. Go on. Oh, why did he change? Yeah! Give it to you. Go on. In the box. In the box. In the box. Dug it up. Yeah! Plus two. Shaaf is the injury time, man. Injury time last game. Injury time this game. She's the studer up. Yes. Head of the... Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Literally the most unsettling ever. Yes. Terrified, poor girl. Stud it up. There's the head of Shaaf. Oh, he got hands on it. Couldn't keep her out. All right. Well done. Come on. Two games on the run. Shaaf is scored in injury time. Come on. Come on. Need a second goal. Come on, mate. Okay. Can't waste it. It's been all done. Great shot. Come on! Come on! Neville South all started it. Oh, what a goal. Can I just support Saaf? No, I'm just going to say that. 100% possession. This half. Look at this. Let it play the wide. She's the ungurope. Let it go back in. Oh! Clunge camp. You. Clunge camp. What a goal. These, like, a cheap shoot. Oh. Yeah, that's a watch. As much as that. Yeah. I'm enjoying myself. I know you are. Great. You were chicken in the air. Stick a dick jet up your nose. And a jumble jet. And then bury all your clothes. Smoke a reno for. Top of the pops. I'd be bored. And then bury all your clothes. This, we are flowing like Enye. Full on. Or a no-co. I'm flying when you want to be flowing like Enye. Or a no-co. Oh, that's beautiful. Full out. That is beautiful. We've scored. I'm not being funny, mate. We've shown he lacked. We've scored so absolutely well. He's here. Hope we can get this relaxed for the Cuffan. I really do. Change your name is Keith. So can Keith, wasn't it? Keith, yeah. Stick a dick jet up your nose. And a jet jumble. And a banter. Banter early. Ah, when early. Ah, when early. I've splurred when early. I'm full P.T.T. you there. More in. Yeah. Come on. Let's get more. Let's get that gold. Let's get that gold. Plastic song. Don't, because I'm seeing they're all nice. Fuck you, kid. Dance past me. Neville. Neville. Neville. Never. For Beto. Man. Chini. What's he doing here? Don't know. I don't even want to see it again. Come on. The relaxation. Let's get relaxed again. Yeah. It's the songs. Just to get a bath in. Think of another classic. Go on. Go on. So thinking it over. Thinking it over. She thought it was just like wing-wang-woob. Wing-wang-woob. Go on. There we go. Right. Yeah. Do it with me. If you're gonna do it, do it right. Yeah. Do it with me. No. The goals, Flawl. One. Woo-hoo. God rest the soul. Have you got it? Oh, my God. You're rich. Oh, I thought Linnaker finished that off. He just went back of the net. I am putting this in the top in. Too for sharp. Too for Linnaker. We are in full flow. Look at that, X-Ross. Great save. Boom. Oh, it's majestic. Save no prisoners. That is majestic. I come from a land down under. Let's go and get Morko on. I'm in there, man. You better run. You better take cover. I don't know what you do. I actually don't know what you do. You're wasting time. Look at that for a ball. It's a handshake for Linnaker. Woo-hoo-hoo. Last we turned in a performance at last at last. This is what we wanted. We send her a message out here. Message in a bottle. These have given up, haven't they? These have literally stopped playing. We want eight. We want eight. We want eight. They're bringing George Michael on, isn't she? George Michael. Here we go. I'll be the good. I'll be the bad. I'll be the one with your hands. Be your first, I'll be your last, I'll be the one. You will. Look at your hands. I'll make you rich. Yes. This is more like. I'll be the better one. This is more like. Take me to the edge of hell. Oh, we are now. Yeah. Good. My soul's forgiven. I'll be Avery. I love a bit of George Michael. Better one. I'll be the better one. Poshmouth. Brilliant band. Get off, lads. Greatest Christmas song ever. You do say that. Name me a battle. It's a classic, but by the way, it's a classic. But it's not a battle. But it is a classic. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. What? Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. He doesn't say the words, have he, Dad? No. Dadadadada dadadadadadadada Yes. Defending to the end. He's praying. He's praying. He's praying. Are you pleased with his? He's praying for tonight. He's like, they're not going to get too many more of these games. Be praying for him. Seven. Come on. 60 points. We've got to get 60 points. Hang on, hang on. It's funny at that. Two games to go. 60 points. Four points behind Marseille. I hope we're playing Marseille. Come on. Right there you have it. What another amazing episode of Road to Glory. There's just two more League games to go. And then the classic Cup final. It's going to be amazing. We will be playing in those two games, Real Madrid and Roma. Two huge games to finish the League season off. Join us then. We'll see you later.