 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and this video is sponsored by Ubisoft. I got the privilege of playing their new game Immortals Phoenix Rising a little bit early. I've already done the gameplay session, I had a blast playing it so I hope you'll have a blast watching some of it. It seems like a really fun game. If you want to check out the game for yourself, learn a little bit more and click the link in the description. And yeah, without further rambling, let's jump on in. Oh, so this is the world I'm going to be exploring. I gotta say, a very handsome inhabitants remind me of myself when I was a young cyclops. And this is me. Not bad, although a little too many eyes for my liking. Okay, first things first, I've spotted a vault. I know there's challenges in there, so that's going to be my first stop. Let's just gracefully glide down. I mean, plummet to earth. Okay, not too bad. I didn't smack into the earth at least. Oh no, don't attack me. Why, why? Just let me in your vault and steal all your riches. Okay, you know what? I kind of understand why you're attacking me now that I've talked about it out loud. Okay, slug, man. Come on, please die. Oh, I struggled so much against that slug. It's the handsome man from earlier. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Why are you attacking me for calling you handsome? Are you that insecure in your masculinity? You can't take a compliment for another man. You know what? This will be easy anyway. You don't have any depth perception with your little one eye. See? Missed me by a mile. Now as the saying goes, miss me, miss me. Now you got to kiss me. Oh god, he's getting pissed off again. Oh jeez. Okay. All right, he's gone into dust. He didn't feel so good. Never mind, I'll find someone like him. Or else I'll find someone with two eyes and make them like him. Oh, cutscene me lands like real me, flat on their face. All right, we're in the vault. This means I got to compete with some puzzles here. And unfortunately for me, because I'm getting a demo of this, there's someone watching me live. And this is going to be really embarrassing. Usually I can just edit out the parts where I'm stupid. That's right, you've been getting the parts where I think I am in quote smart. But they're going to be watching an unedited Kevin, which is pathetic, honestly. Oh my god, this is so much pressure. I can't stop thinking about how stupid I must look. All right, I need to get that box across to there. They think I'm an idiot. They're going to end the session. They're not going to let me keep playing. Okay, let's try this again. Second time lock, geez. Okay. Okay, better late than never. That's done, thankfully. This person is watching me fail. They're going to be so disappointed in me. I'm not accomplishing anything. Big brain kev, this is your moment. Come on. Yes, saw that was impressive. I bet they're impressed by that. All right, mission accomplished. I have gotten Zeus's bolt. Okay, now that I've done that, I think I'll do the fan service quest, which is basically me just making Jim Pickens body pillows. All right, let's try this gliding thing again. Okay, I didn't plummet into the ground, so that's a good start. Whoa, that is a neat trick. I mean, I can do a few carrot tricks, but nothing like that. Oh god, there's Mr. Manley again. I better not compliment him or he'll get all pissed off. He's so hot though. Hey, lame horse. Yeah, what's up? My horse is like a machine. He's got armor and everything. Back in the day, people used to pay good money for horse armor. Now you get it for free. Oh no. Oh no. He looks ready to fight. Just like everything else I love, my horse disappeared on me when I needed it. Just keeping my distance, keeping my distance. He's stalking me, pretending just not to notice him. Okay, he did not like that. I bet he didn't like that either though. All right, I fixed the air conditioning for this vault. Oh, there's another though. I better be getting paid for this. Aircon is expensive. Oh no. Oh no. I knew AI would rise up. I just didn't think there'd be this early in humanity. Man beats machine once again. Can I need a heavy block from in here? But how the hell do I get in here? Okay, Kevin, big brain time, big brain. Can I, I don't suppose I can go Oh, big brain. Is this gonna hurt me? I don't want it to hurt me. How can I move this without getting zapped? All right, let's just push through. Yeah, there you go. Strong independent woman. Definitely not the right way to do it, but does it matter if it was done right as long as it was done? That's a motto to live by. Okay, finally, I'm done. That definitely wasn't right. Don't judge me. Okay, I got the job done. Oh, feels nice. This is some good natural aircon. Oh, now I get it. Fan service. It only clicked now. So I used all my big brain on that earlier challenge. Okay, on to the big tower. I assume that's where the bad guy lives. I mean, could be anyone, could be a shoe salesman for all I know. It's just, I don't like to judge books by their covers, but I do like to judge buildings. And like, that's definitely an evil person's house. It looks like that's climbable. I'm gonna go without thinking about it too much. Kevin sees shiny thing and he just goes. Yes, shiny thing. Oh, I got amnosia. Yep, that's amnosia for you. See that stealthed my way in there. Oh, good Lord. All right, you don't look well engineered, but you look big, much like myself. I'm relating to a lot of the characters. Oh my God, what is he doing? Oh my God. Okay, I can't do that. I'm sorry for insulting you. You are well engineered. I'm sorry. Oh no, he's going Beyblade mode again. Oh no, stop it. Stop it. Oh Jesus Christ. It's like fall, guys. Come on, rip him apart. Is he done? Oh, no more Beyblading for you. Now I want to play with Beyblades. Oh, that's what I like. Someone's straight to the point. Wait, not quite. What do you mean not quite? I thought that was the final boss. I didn't realize there was someone else. A bit more scary by the sounds of it. Oh God, there's lots of them. This is the problem with me stealthing my way in. Now there's the carrots are all trying to stop me from leaving. Okay, I'd be lying if I said this escape was easy. Sorry, I deal with trauma through humor. Really bad humor. Oh, look, another path that reminds me of me. An epic chest. Let me go there. Oh, I can cut down trees. I'm going to deforest this whole land. All right, I'm done. I mean, their place is pretty much a wasteland beforehand. No, no, stop chasing me. My horse is made out of metal. You wouldn't like him, honestly. Not tasty. Yucky. Another robot? I hate technology. If I stop technology now, there'll never be like smart fridges and stuff like that. Okay, this guy's much stronger than I thought he would be. I for one welcome our new robot overlords. I'll be over here if you need me. Oh, for fuck's sake. I think I went out of the fire and into the furnace. Why does everything want me dead? Something like me, please. And also the game. If something could like me, that'd be nice. Okay, these robots look friendly. I don't think we'll have any issues. Okay, I'm willing to admit I was wrong. Just don't tell your robot leader on that hill that I did that because I've already submitted to his leadership. Okay, so I think I'm trying to match this and I found a blue ball that I'm gonna try and put in one of the holes on the ground to match that. I hope this is right. It's gotta be. Surely. Big brain kev, add it again. God, my one brain cell is firing on all cylinders today. Look at that. It's working. Oh, no. Oh, no. No, no, I don't, I don't want to get involved with this. I'm just doing a little puzzle down there, guys. Leave me alone. As usual, I've pissed off everyone and it stopped me from getting what I wanted. Okay, let's try this again without getting attacked by every single enemy on the map. Activate and go. Nice and easy. Just avoid them all together. There we go. All the way around. Got it. Huh, I could lock myself away in here. That would be nice actually. Okay, that's too active. I need three more. I haven't seen any more. This is gonna be hard. Okay, lots of boxes to be moved. Let's start moving some boxes and see if anything happens. That's what I should be doing. Just manual labor. It's all I'm good for. I shouldn't be the protagonist. I should be an NPC. Just moving boxes around. Okay, I dropped the box. Did that do anything? It looks like it did something. Okay, great. Let's move some more boxes. I'm in my element here. Just moving heavy things and my reward is blue balls. Fantastic. All right, throw that out and hope I find it. Off you go. Okay, that didn't go too far. That actually went okay. I feel like I did that with, you know, the catastrophe, which is a new bar I'm setting for myself. Okay, two more to go. I'm guessing they're up there. At least one of them is. So let me go explore. All right, guys, I'm back. I don't want to fight you. If you'd be willing to come to an agreement, just let me live and just let me push some boxes around so I feel like I'm doing something. Oh wait, you guys are actually easy to kill. Oh, never mind. Then let's fight. Oh, oops. Why do I feel like I'm 10 times more stupid than normal when someone's watching me play this in a remote session? They're probably just there like, we spent so long making this game and he's ruining everything. God damn it. I broke another one. God damn it. What am I doing? I lit them all up and it's not doing anything. I was expecting this to open. Oh God, I'm missing something, aren't I? That one brain cell of mine just can't keep up. I'm making a potion of happiness to cheer myself up because I really thought, oh, it's not potion of happiness. God damn it. Wrong ingredients. Honestly, it was only bread and water because bread makes me happy. Okay, not to worry. The person who's watching me play just said I'm an idiot and I need to match a pattern here and not just put a block on everything. No, they were actually really nice. They pretended that they did the same thing when they play. I'm guessing I need to match the cows. They won't tell me exactly. I didn't get that much pity. But look, I got my balls. I'm happy. They're like, ah, God bless. He's struggling so much. Just give him a ball to play with and he'll be happy out. Okay, one more. What the problem is, how the heck do I find it? Okay, that's the last one I need, I think. But how the heck do I get in there? Oh, wait. I wonder, do I need to put the balls in here? This is going to be so annoying if it doesn't work. I've lifted them up for no reason. Okay, light mean good. I need another light. Let me get another one. I don't know why I keep jumping off and hurting myself. I think I feel like I deserve it. Yes. Oh, thankfully. I was like, please work, please work. If it didn't, I would have been so sad. It's got a lock on it, so I can't move it. I'm stumped. What do I do? Oh, we got something up here. Aha, found you hiding. You know, I feel like I've accomplished enough. Why do I have to do more puzzles? My brain, I can feel steam coming out my ears. Okay, great. Another ball. Fantastic. Wait. Oh, no. Don't be locked inside. Please don't be locked inside. Oh, thank God. I was really worried there for a second. Oh, for fuck's sake. I don't know my own strength sometimes. Okay, last ball. This reward better be amazing. I want to see singing, dancing, a whole musical number dedicated to me. Okay, unless she's going to like a musical dimension, you know what? That'll do fine too. I'll settle for that because you know what? I was getting, it's spooked by the other dimension, so I'm kind of happy it was just coins. I've spotted a little vault off on an island and well, I think I have enough money to buy it. Oh my God, look at that island. Yes, that's going to be my new private island. Okay, I'm getting a little bit worried because there's a lot of enemies here and I've been through a lot. I don't know if I can take them. Still haven't noticed me. Oh, now they have it. Oh my God, I think he's going to farm it on me. He did farm it on me. I knew it. Okay, are we done? Can I, are we done? Can I go into the vault? I want to go underground and hide with the mall people. Oh, everything above, above ground wants to kill me. Oh no, what is this? This looks scary. Oh, wait, is this like pinball or something? Oh my God, this isn't scary. This is amazing. Oh, this is freaking cool. I love pinball. God, Greek gods have a lot of time on their hand. They're just making like pinball machines and stuff. Okay, I think I can get through. Oh my God, I fell again. Jesus Christ, I have butter feet. I know the saying is butter fingers, but I just have butter feet. I'm slipping slide and everywhere. Okay, I don't think I can cross there, especially not with my butter feet. I'm just going to try and get the ball down there and see, see all that work. If I can even manage that. It's in. Is something going to happen? I won. I don't know what I won. It feels like one of those carnivals. I'll probably get like a fake mustache in the mail. Now, I think it actually turned on the air con in here so I can fly across the gap. It all makes sense. More pinball. Oh no, now there's two balls to keep track of though. Oh, this is going to be difficult. Yeah, this is getting hard. Oh no. Okay, just about. I'm all over the place. I forgot who stressful pinball can be. Oh great. I have three balls now. Okay, good. Another one down. Fantastic. What did this unlock? Bad foundations. Great. Oh, I see it. I've won lightning. Fantastic. Oh, lightning in a bottle is what that was. That whole challenge. I think that was a once off. I don't think I could do it again. My pinball skills are not as good as I thought they were. And I'm back above ground now. I did feel more comfortable with the mole people or the mole people of pinball. All right, I think I've accomplished enough for one day. I got my own private island now. I mean, I don't see any flags here and any other people, so it's mine. All right, well, we're going to leave it there, folks. I hope you enjoyed the video and you got a bit of a taste of the game. It seems quite fun. I got to say, I really enjoyed it. I think that pinball bit at the end was probably my favorite. That was so unexpected. But yeah, if you enjoyed, you can always check out more of the game. Link in the description as I said earlier. Thank you, Ubisoft, the sponsor. I really appreciate it. I had a lot of fun playing this. Hope you enjoyed the video. If you want to check out more of my stuff, I post every day and I also stream over on Twitch. Link for that is also in the description. But yeah, I appreciate you watching. Hope you enjoyed and I hope to see you next time. Bye for now.