 What is up, my cranky crew? It's Ethan from CrankGameplays and today we are here in Emily Is A Way Too? Kind of? It was Emily Is A Way with a heart. If you remember long, long time ago we played Emily Is A Way, which was basically you're talking to somebody on AIM and you sort of have a relationship, but now it's on facenook.com. Advance your newsfeed by reacting to posts. Let's start doing that. I want to change my name to nobody on Facebook, so I see somebody post something stupid. I can like it and Facebook will say nobody likes this. They didn't have reactions back then, they only had likes. Well, we'll like it. I can't believe this. America is really going down the shitter and anyone's to blame, it's all you fucking millennials. Students argue that eating meat should be illegal. I'm gonna skip this one. I'm not gonna weigh in on the meat industry because I know it's fucked up, but I still eat meat. Is this a private message? Oh, it's my aunt Karen, your political uncle. Oh, I didn't even read. And then a wine mom, perfect. I'm appalled. You have to cancel this account. There's too much profanity on it. It's upsetting me and Frank. I don't want it on our pages. Hell yeah, thank you so much, aunt Karen. You joined a Facebook facenook 12 years ago. Made you a little something to help remember all of it. Oh no, here we go. Back to 2008. August 29th, 2008. August 29th, 2012 is when I started the channel. Okay, username big boy daddy man 69, perfect. Very good. Wow, look at how good at typing I am. Okay, let's sign up facenook. Please choose your profile picture. Let's do this. Good, Ethan Nestor. Natick High School, single October 24th. Natick, Massachusetts. Ah, Massachusetts, that's actually close to Maine. Matt Gersky. I don't know, Matt Gersky? You made a profile, finally. I guess I know Matt Gersky. Matt is goodbye summer. Hello suck. Let's say, let's say yo. Whoa, press random keys to type the message. I forgot how cool this game is. Oh shit. What's good, Matt? Am I your first friend? Lucky me. Look at this. Look at this old school conversation. Can't believe you made a profile. I wanted a Facebook so bad when I was younger. Aimee's dying. Oh, that's so sad. That's what I've been saying. Does Aimee still exist at all? I'm assuming, I don't think it does. It doesn't because I remember you could go back and save all your old Aimee conversations, which I did not do because you know, cringe. That's what I've been saying. Well, thank God you joined because I need your opinion on a very important subject. What's up? The two E's, I'm sure. So I'm making a playlist for Kelly and we're arguing. And honestly, I just need you to agree with me. Let's see. You're gonna put me in the middle between you and Kelly? What if your music tastes as shit? Kelly Stroman. Yep, okay. I need your clear and biased opinion. YouTube is this song good. Are we about to get? Oh my God. It makes it the old YouTube layout. Is this an actual song? I think it is. Hold on. Oh yeah. It's this song. I forgot about that song. I forgot who this was by. It's the, I'm a vegetarian and I'm fucking scared of him. I never really liked that song. This is trash. It's bad. It's not good. It's not good. Yeah. The lyrics are so bad. You gotta know. You gotta know this to be true, Matt and Gerski. Then tune them out. Tune out the lyrics. The meaning of the song? She knows what's up. Yeah, at least she has good taste. Rip, yeah. True. What, time to get you more friends. Okay, I do agree. I gotta get all the cool friends. Wait, Emily, singer. Is that the Emily? That's a way? We gotta spruce up your profile. Okay. How do we do that? How do we do it? Your profile isn't that spruced. You don't even have a picture of your real face. Maybe you do, I don't know. You should write your first status. Write status, okay. Gonna write a status. Is new here but figuring it out. Has the best friends you could ever ask for? Is feeling this face, feeling like this face nook shit is fake. Let's do that, it's new. Ethan is new here but it's figuring it out. Do I talk in the third person? Cause I definitely did when I was in middle school. Wow, I'm new here but I'm figuring it out. Hey, nice. Are those lyrics? Or you just made it up? I just made it up. I'm a poet, dude. I'm pretty deep. Pretty deep and cool. Yeah, I know. Listen, I know. Need some pictures, okay. Yeah, I do. I do need some cool pictures and I need to like some cool pages. I need some cool funny memes. Kelly sent me a friend request. Wow, you got a friend to Ethan. Got any photos of us? Wow, wow. You can always count on her to have photos. She always taking pictures. Plus I'm super photogenic. That's right. Ha, ha, ha. Okay. I was tagged in a photo. So many photos, summer of seven. Wow, that's me, that's me. I don't remember. I don't remember who. Check out that group photo from last summer. There must have been at my birthday party or something. I can't remember. I don't remember anything, Matt. From being honest with you. We were so crazy back then. Oh my God. It's crazy to see everyone together like that. Dude, crazy. 2008, love it. I was 11 in 2008. Just have another birthday. Have another birthday, baby. Let's make it happen, you know? Let's make it all happen. It's just the way things are now. Yeah, man. Emily and Evelyn are not talking to each other. Oh yeah, I don't, it's been such a long time. I don't really remember the story from back then on the Ames. Cause that was years ago that I played that game. And there was so many different routes that you could do. This used to be so simpler. Now there's all this drama. I hate drama. Damn, dude. I hate it. I love the sounds, the sounds of the keyboard and the sounds of the computer. It's been complicated social situations. Have you made your big important decision yet? Important decision? Which one? The college one? You're supposed to be thinking about it this whole time. Did you really forget? Refresh my memory. Refresh me, baby. Woof-wesh me. Whose end of summer party we go to tonight? Oh, Emily or Evelyn's. Oh man, I shouldn't have picked. I don't care you pick. Come on, let's be whatever. It's up to me, okay. I'm so ready to be decisive. I am so ready to be decisive. I've got a decision in my mind. Good, that makes one of us. All right. I'm choosing. I gotta go because Kelly will be here soon, but let me know what you choose. Can I get more info? Please? Just message Eva and Em. They'll be excited to see you on Facebook, finally. Okay. Be cool, okay. Say hi to Kelly. All right, bye-bye. Bye-bye, Matt. I believe in you. That's such a... See you later, dude-er. Yuck, yuck, yuck. Ooh, did I get a friend request? Wrote on your wall. He wrote on my wall. I almost forgot to post on your wall. PSA to anyone reading this. You should be friends with Ethan. They're way cooler than you think. No, really. Let's post back, dude. PSA to anyone who reads this. Run away from this profile. As fast as you can. We're friends and it's funny. Okay. Emily added me as a friend. I'm friends. We're friends. Evelyn won the actual fuck. Dude, right? Ah-ha, ah-ha, ah-ha. Pretty crazy. Hey you. Howdy. Yeah, let's hit him with a howdy. I love a good howdy. Is this real life? I thought you'd never join. I'm so unpredictable. I'm just so wacky and quirky and funny. We're talking about face nook now. I guess you can just delete my aim account. Right in the trash. Ha-ha. Ha-ha. I'm good. Yeah, things are all right. What do you think of face nook so far? Uh, it's pretty rad. It's pretty rad, dude. It's pretty rad, duder. I'm so tired. I was way too late last night. Me too. Man, I just stay up all night, sleep all day. You know, I don't get a care in the world. Okay. I still miss away messages, but I'll never get over it. I miss them too. Wow, different times, you know? Yay for Insomnia. Uh, what do you do today? I played some video games, dude. Played some Tony Hawk Pro Skater 4. What was out in 2008? I don't remember, really. Was uncharted in 2008? I think it might've been 2010, maybe 29. GTA 4? Oh, Spore Creature Creator? Oh, shit! We were definitely doing the Spore Creature Creator. Yes. Yes, yes, yes. What did you do last night? Just sat around. I swear the Creature Creator is going to be bigger than the game. It actually was. Pretty true. Oh, you were grounded? Bomber, dude. Evelyn got grounded? Probably because she's so wacky and crazy. Just a Mario Kart. Wanna drunk drive sometime? You're a Nintendo kid. Just some dumb shit. I wanted to sneak out last night, but I had nowhere to go. We could've hang out, hunged out. I'm such a Nintendo kid, and I gotta play while I still can. Only a few days left of summer. Yeah. Man, all my Nintendo dogs are probably dead. Why didn't you say so? Do you ever sneak out? Oh, yeah, for sure. I never snuck out when I was a kid. Never. I just didn't have a need to because I didn't have a social life. You would hear by invited to get wrecked in Mario Kart. Let's write back. This is so actually happening. Nice, nice. Evelyn wrote on my wall. There's so much happening. Look at me. Look how popular I am. Oh no, everyone better back up. Ethan just joined, guess face snook is officially dead. Whoa, dude. You wanna war, Eva? Let's go. You can fight me IRL, dude. Okay, I'm creeping on your profile right now. Yeah, it's pretty okay. You know, just getting started. Was so uncalled for. I like your status. I think you're figuring it out. I do learn eventually. You know, I'm a slow learner, but I just go with the flood. You know, I'm stoked you joined. Yeah, okay. Let me guess. Matt did a whole help you with your profile thing. He sure did. I don't know who's party to go to. He's a shit Lord. Kids a goddamn shit Lord. He did it when I first signed up too. That kid's wild. But you know, he's my bestie. You were all alone with him when you joined. All your fault. Look at us. These conversations are too real. On red post. On red post. Posted one photo. Wow, summer days. Is this a phone? It looks like ice cream. I think it's ice cream. I'm not sure. Can I post on Emily's wall? I'm gonna poke Emily. Ah, poking people. I'm gonna poke everybody. I'm gonna poke Matt. I'm gonna poke Kelly. Why did they make poking a thing? Why did they do it? Honestly though, your profile is still pretty bare. I guess we'll have to creep on the old fashioned way. Um, by looking at my old aim buddy photo. At least you're aware. Just some sarcasm. Don't worry about it. Have you seen the ads? Ads on the side for that new movie, The Happening. Kind of was like really bad. The Happening was a real movie, wasn't it? I miss old M Night. It was an M Night movie, wasn't it? I can't remember if I saw that or not. By asking you questions, oh! So hey, do you like books? Honestly, I never read. Never do, sorry. I love to sign so much, but I'm a sucker for any and all horror movies. I love horror too. Dude, I love horror stuff. Have no time, books are so long I just get bored. I have no time. I'm a busy man, you know? Buying Dogecoin or whatever. What did people do in 2008? I need to be relatable. What am I doing in 2008? I'm busy doing something, but what am I busy doing? I'm busy probably just looking at skateboarding videos and reading fucking Mad Magazine and playing on PS2. Maybe PS3? When did the PS3 come out? Hold on, 2006? Was the PS3 really? So I was playing on PS3. I was probably playing, wait. Uncharted released it. 2007, Uncharted was out. That's probably all I was playing. I played that game so much. I beat it many a time. What's your favorite modern horror movie? Go. Out of these, I guess Final Destination. It's not really a horror movie though. It's kind of a comedy. Are we, I mean, kind of, right? Maybe you haven't found your niche yet. Probably right. Do you say niche or niche? Because people say it differently. I've always said niche. I need your help. I need your help, Em. It's my favorite movie, Full Stop. Favorite Death. What's your favorite death, huh? Which one was the gymnastics one? Was that Final Destination 3? I can't remember. Are you more into punk or hip hop? Which was the one where, doesn't it like get sucked through a pool filter or something? Punk rock. 2008 punk rock for sure. I listened to a lot of Green Day. What about music? Whoa! I love music. Hell yes, Ethan. I love punk too. I drew two hours to see Against Me Live this summer. Did you mosh, dude? Did you mosh in the pit? Did you throw some bows? I love electronic music, indie music. I'm bad at genres, examples. I don't really like it. Well, in 2008, no. Dubstep wasn't a thing yet. In 2008, was it? Maybe it was. I don't remember. I think that was more of a 2010 kind of thing. How can you stand still during their set list? I don't think I know Against Me, actually. What's do you like more? LCD sound system. The Killers? Pretty good, pretty good. I want to do more things. Whoa, got the new razor. Got the new razor, baby. I wanted a razor so bad. I wanted a razor so bad. So I remember randomly grabbing Death Cab's debut album of CD store like 2000. Oh, gee. I do like them. I love Death Cab for Huey, dude. I will follow you into the dark, dude. Have you seen their new album, Narrow Stairs? I think so. What the flack? I'm so sorry, everyone. I'm so sorry. What's your favorite? Let's do, I will possess your heart. Here, listen to this with me. Oh no, copyrighted music. I can't, Evelyn, I can't. I'm making content on YouTube. This is my jam. This is my jam. I can't open it. I can't open it. I love his voice. I just can't. I'm making YouTube content. Ooh, new unread posts. Cannot wait for Spooktower. Can I reply to it? Can I do anything? Hmm, hmm, huh. Ooh, it's all over nothing matters, party. Private event. Oh, we have to be invited. Aha. Do you catch a lot of concerts? Whenever I can. Whenever I can. Do you read a lot of music blogs? Not really. Not really, sorry. Have you ever crowd surfed? No, but I want to. Maybe someday, maybe someday. How do you usually find new music? Back then, the radio probably. The radio or friends. We are 100% crowd surfing at the show this year. Oh yeah, I trust you. Hell yeah, dude. I do that to listen to music is like one of my favorite things to do, ha ha ha. Send me your spoils. Well, maybe don't because I'm making YouTube content. Yes, hit him with the XD. Hit him with the LOL XD. Fuck yeah. You can't help but bop around and dance. I hear that. What's this? New unread posts. On my wall? Oh no. Spooked over, dude. Say how do my new little art, dude? Oh, I had one of those. Damn. Don't be mad, but I'm about to bring up school. I'm so angry. Have you looked at your class schedule yet? Is something out already? Damn. What electives are you taking this year? Art for sure, dude. Pretty sure I signed up for art. They're online this year. Whoa, online? In the online zone? Whoa, I have math and math and math and math and math and electives and English. Free period. Lunch, science, history. Cool, this gives me no information. I see it. Me too, kinda. Same class, maybe. Maybe we'll be in the same class. Here's mine. Do we have any classes together? No, we do not. This is her schedule. We don't. Not seeing any. But technically I ran out of, you took them all. Wow, impressive. No, let me check. Oh, you're right. Not even free periods. We'll never see each other. Guess we can't cheat on tests together. So sad. Evelyn, do we have any classes together? I'm doing this independent illustration thing during free periods. Ooh. Can I see your schedule? How will I ever kiss any scholarships? Goodbye. Your future's ruined. Let's see. Do we have any things? Let's independent study. History. I don't think we do. No, no, no, no, Siri, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up. I think if you end up doing college thing, be down for art. They do have those. They have those art school things. My parents won't stop talking to me about college applications. Oh, flack them. What's their problem, dude? Parents are so lame. I'm so down to get away from this town. And leave me. So sad. Dude, this summer's never gonna end. All I want to know is something engineering. Have you thought about it at all? A little bit. Haven't started looking, though. Who said I'm not kidnapping you? LOL. Dude, big law. Where do you wanna go for school? Get far away. Anywhere that takes me. I wanna get far away from this town. What are you thinking for your major? Some kind of art. Something artsy. What if we ended up at the same college? Could be study buddies, dude. That's crazy. You know, that does make a lot of sense. I think it does, too. I'm an artsy guy, you know? We could be college party buddies. Yo, my mom just left. That face is devious. Damn. You're gonna kick some arpa. Oh shit, I lost track of time. I gotta go. Time flies when you're having fun. So many of these are things that I would have actually said. Time to set up for the party. Is this when we get the invite? It's gonna be dope. And you're pretty okay, you should come. A lot of people. I never invited you. Oh yeah, I totally forgot. Boozes en route as we speak. Sounds like bad decisions. Don't die. Let's do it, don't die. It's chill end of summer party thing. I would love if you showed up. Where is it? Oh man, what do I do? I don't know what to do. I'll invite you to the event page. I gotta do deuces. Peace. Okay. The Facebook event has all the info. I'm sorry, I gotta run. Cool. Later's. Go, go, go. Okay. Okay. We got invited to the party. Let's see, the summer is over. So let's party. Beer pong, dancing and good music. Sleep on the floor if you want. Let's get. Time 8 p.m. to question mark at my place. My mom is officially left. She won't be back till tomorrow night. Let's go. This is going to be crazy. Let's die. Huh. And in the morning, I'm making waffles. Nice. Let's enjoy the summer while we still can. Come over for a genuine barbecue. We got hot dogs, a bonfire and s'mores. Oh man. Oh man, s'mores and hot dogs. What do we do? What do we do? Hmm. You know what guys? I'm going to attend the party that I never would have attended in high school, okay? I never would have gone to a party like this. The party with beer pong, dancing and good music? We're going to do it. We're going to live out my childhood dream. You and me, beer pong dream team. Let's go. We're a beer pong dream team. I don't condone underage drinking. Thank you. Well, hit him with a maybe. Eek, eek, ma, ma. So you said maybe to Emily's and yes to Evelyn. Sounds like we're going to Eva's house party. Evelyn's party it is. Oh boy. Oh boy, oh boy. Sounds good. I love a good house party. Going to dance for sure. Let's get drunk. Plus, I like Evelyn more. I think I do like Evelyn more. I'm not sure though. Uh oh. Oh no. We're going to make people bad. The summer is over. My mom is officially, oh no. It's going to be bad. Uh, I know I can kind of do either side. Should me and Kelly pick you up or do you want to meet us there? Pick me up. Pick me up, bitch. Ha ha ha ha. I have a bad feeling about this. Travis Moritz. Who's Travis? I'll be there. Sick. Should we add him as a friend? Send friend requests. I don't know who you are. Huh, work, school. And if she had to do it all over again, she wouldn't change anything for the world against me. Oh wait, that's the ban. Travis going to, do I know them? Uh oh. It's Evelyn's ex. Uh oh. Uh oh, Scatios. I just hope he doesn't ruin the vibe. Who broke up with who? Dude, we've got to have good vibes for the summer party? Evelyn did, the kids of Contool. Why would she even invite him? Yeah, weird. I don't know, it'll probably be fine. Hmm. Huh. Seen a bit, okay. Bye bye. Hmm. Hmm. Uh oh, log out. The end of this chapter. All right, baby. It is now safe to log out and end this chapter. I'mma log out and end this chapter, and I'mma log out and end this video. AIM is officially dead. You finally joined Facenote. And just in time for senior year, time to see what the hype is all about. Oh man, Evelyn is so hungover, but last night was so worth it. You're outside of your house, can you hear me beeping? Hey Ethan, you weren't planning on coming. Oh no. Oh, she did it on a wall post, dude? Damn. It's October, ready for a spooky movie? Or are you too scared? The years are getting shorter. You chose to attend Evelyn's End of Summer thing. Thankfully, there's only one party this Halloween, and it's at Matt's. Damn, autumn, 2008. Well, I'mma end it here. Thank you guys so much for watching. Hope you enjoyed. I will see you again in the world of Facenote. Press it, log out. Like the video before you log out. Okay, you can log out now.