 Okay, these losers don't want to wait in the line with us for behemoth, and they have fast slain. But it's for science. That's what you're saying. Wasn't an eye that came up with the video idea last minute, or was it you? I can't remember anymore. I don't remember. Yeah, I don't know. Okay, so you're going to try and go, you're going to ride it continuously or ride different rides? What are you going to try and do? Let's ride this continuously. Okay. Because we might get on the ride with you. Okay, so we'll track how many different, how many cycles. See, I need my coffee still. How many cycles you guys can get on it before we get on it? Yeah. It's going to be more than last time. Yeah, take a look at that line. It goes all the way back down to the sledgehammer. Okay, how many do you guess this time? We have a rough estimate to go off of. No, we did, how many did Dustin get again? Three. No, we got more than three. He got three in one of your... Oh, okay. I think eight's probably, I'll go nine to be different. I'm going to guess 10. This is the Vaseline experiment September edition. It is September edition. Full capacity. All right, may the odds be in your favor. Favors that speak, please. What? Oh my God, you haven't existed in a century. Welcome to my only feet. They're just going to be talking about feet like we can. Just guess the moment you're... What's up? Hi. I'm Jay. Oh, hi. What's your Instagram? No, I'm kidding. Actually, what is this Instagram? We were hanging out at Wonderland last week and he literally kept to be like, tag me on your story, tag me on your story. Stupid eyelash. He posted a photo and it was me getting into the thing and it was all in my butt. I'm like, why am I not big? This is important stuff. So you just want us for clothes. Oh, I love change. I've got it all, I'm gonna get canceled all of the time. Okay, so it's the Ojam. Jesus Christ. Ojam. Oh my God, is that the Ojam on Instagram? You're listening to the Ojam registration. What's their names again, Jonathan? Okay, they're doing... What are their names again? Good job, man. They're writing, became at the Fast Lane. Are they? Yeah, I don't know. Like, are they? They are, yeah. We've been on this line for 45 minutes now. Holy shit. 144, we got in at 101, right? How many rides do you think they're at? I think they've only done... Two. Two-three. One and a half? I was gonna say one and a half. Yeah, they're probably halfway up the line to get on their side. How many rides do you think they're at? Probably two, I would say. Two? I have to talk loud for you. How many rides do you think they're gonna get done? Two or three. Two or three? How many? What, what? How many rides do you think they're gonna get on behalf? That depends. I think there's a big possibility that they might be just wasting time. I would say, what? I think they might be wasting time, but you know what? I think they might get like two, maybe three. I forgot to tell them. Maybe seven. That's very crisp, Mike. Very crisp. That sounds amazing. I forgot to tell them to use their own phone to film. Yeah, you did. You know, I thought you meant how many rides they currently have. No, they seem to be more than two. No, they have two, currently. I'm just wondering how long this line last video was an hour long. It's because you don't cut these, and it's just us talking. I'm gonna say like four, probably only four. I don't get it, Ig. James, I should just hire you on the channel to insult me here and there. You're good at it. My update, I guess, is four to five rides, actually. Four to five? No, I'm gonna say three. I say three. I say two or three. Two or three. I say four, 20. Four what? Four, 20. Four, 20? Yeah. Hi, Lizzy. Whose idea was this again? What's that? Whose idea was this? Who wanted to go on this? Your idea. Yes. Really? Who else would say it? You chose this? Yeah. I'm gonna work it out. I like this one. The only person in the process that they like this ride is me. We're actually willingly riding quite tight. I mean, you guys don't have to join me. I'll have it. Can you imagine? I'll let you, doesn't spin anymore. Are you excited to ride flight deck? Oh, no. Are you excited to ride flight deck? I mean, no. Are you excited to ride flight deck? No, me. There's no way he's telling me he will ride wild. Are you excited to ride flight deck? Oh, so excited. Can't you see it on my face? Yeah, they're excited. I feel like we need to go on and just start to get to life. There's no way he can't tell me he will ride wild beast over and over again, but not that. There's a reason you ride this and it's called getting flight decked. Yeah, you know, that was the big funny. Only because I do have a voice. How was that? Horrible, I hate it. How was that? How was that? Oh, I didn't like it. Are you sure? Do you want to try lumberjack? Nope. How was that? Pain. Yeah. The kid behind me was like, and I'm sitting here like, oh my God. Never again. Never again? Time warp over this. Time warp over this? Oh, I don't know. That's a tough one. I've been saying that the whole time. You like time warp better than us? I don't like time warp better than us, yeah. Morbid? Definitely. This is like, this and lumberjack are far the worst. Oh my God, I hate all that shit. Hey. I watched that ride challenge video. Oh yeah, we should go do lumberjack. No! How was that? It was fun. Oh yeah, you're the reason we did this. Never mind, I don't ask you, how did you like it? No! How was that? You know what, it's good if you ride it like this. We had it all the way forward. Okay, so if you ride it illegally, it's good. Yeah, exactly. If you don't like it at all, like I did much better. Well, I like that strategy, I really like that idea, buddy. Yeah, I really like that. That's the best. The ride-off's loading. We've been trying to get on this all day, all day. Look at that, he's lying. He's lying. You're lying, you know what? I guess we've just been waiting. This Instagram ad is o-o-p-k-i-l. You're not riding it? Yeah. It feels like a family ride when you're on it. It feels like hell. It's not even gonna work, watch. No, brother, watch you curse it. Watch you curse it. Come on. Yeah, it's broken. We didn't really just break? Cursed it. You cursed it. It was you, you did it. No, it's not. I'm gonna beat you. Jonathan, you always said so serious. You know it's not nice? What do you think are odds of getting on before it breaks down? 25%. I'd give it a 5% if it's pretty good. I don't know, do you think we're gonna get on it? No, not at all. Who thinks we're gonna get on it? It's bad. You know, you're real funny. You're really funny, think you're gonna get on it. But I got on it and broke down. We'll find out right now. Usually it breaks down. Professional businessman, you're still gonna ride it. You know, that's like my thing, you know? What's your thing? Professional business. You know, it works well. Stop punching. I wouldn't even stop in here. We weren't even riding on it. You scared us. You got this. It's just like being in a blender. Yeah. Which everyone has done and loved. Did it just fall? If you say that one more time, I swear. Top, top, top. No. This is literally why your videos are an hour long. Yeah. You just don't cut. Did we make it on the ride? I wish, but no. I'm proud of them for making it this many in a row, actually. That was two times. Yeah. Yeah. That's why I love these two. It's not to the front, so that's a start. Do we wait, or do we leave? I feel like it'll be up in like 10 minutes, which is what happened to me the other day. I'm an official businessman. We babies are having a crisis. I feel like we're leaving it a lot. And they don't suspect anything, like what if someone's in the end of a space? Yeah. I feel like somebody should just stay here and hang everybody. How was that? Oh, I love it. Back row? Oh, it's ridiculously rough, but so good. There's no way you like this. No, it's legitimately number two after Leviathan. It's so good. Okay, that's so, wow. Wow. Yeah? It's so good. He likes his fun. I don't know if you're gonna receive a lot of hate, and I'm kidding. How are you guys? Horrible, I don't like that, no. That was my worst ride on this ride, I think. Yeah. Have you got the non-wheel seat, right? Yeah. This thing was like, you know how it normally does this after the turnaround? We were spreading the jackhammer right away, and I was like, Should we break it? You just shook the camera. Literally. This is what the ride felt like. I'm so sorry, I'm gonna get canceled for that. I'm so shocked by what you just said now. I love it. The roughness is obviously existence, but you get thrown up and down, and that's the fun part, right? What's the, it doesn't hurt because there's no head thing, and you just get like constant, like tiny airtime essentially on the jackhammer. It's awesome. I don't know how to describe it, but it's fun. You get thrown out of your seat repeatedly, like the first drop with like the giant bump in the middle of the drop, nothing else like it. There are some forces going up there. It's still so bad for them. They're cheering. They were happy, they're cheering. They're not gonna be cheering anymore. Alex made. They're not happy, no more happy, no happy, no. Alex made a really good correlation between the left hill and me. Do you wanna share that? You're almost as straight as you are. Cause I said, I was like, I love when my left hill does this going up. Poor souls are back. Let's get their reaction. They're probably gonna, I love this! This is the second best reaction I've ever had. I'm kidding. You know, my buster, you can't strike. I'm not allowed to talk cause Yukon Strikers is one of my favorite rides. My opinions are no better. Yukon's a good ride though. It is. So how was it, Mr. It just doesn't have the air time. Hey Sussies. I'm freezing. Very good. You liked it? Okay, let's go, let's go, let's go. Let's go, let's go. What a character. So that's your favorite ride? No, Wild Beasts is better. Yeah, how was that? It was very good. It was very good. There's a lot of good business with that one. Is your voice back? Double Down is amazing. I hate this ride with a passion. And the ride hates you. He's wrong. I'm gonna get canceled from my mask while I got off. Whoa, look who doesn't have it on. Oh God. Okay, can we do a good ride now, please? I feel like we're doing a punishment. Enough of the punishment, please. Cycle. Cycle? Yukon? Yukon Strikers. Oh, copyright music. Hey, what just happened to you? Okay. And so did I. Within seconds. You didn't get on me, right? I think I dodged it. I saw it coming. Someone fed these birds laxatives. Oh, that's your style. That's so gross. It's not gonna stop me. Actually, I saw this all the time. And I was like, I got away. I saw this like drunk fall before me. Mine dried already. I think it's too late. Look at it. Like what the hell? I've never seen twice. Like. It's like that. Yeah. I don't like that sky-hop idea, did it? Carriage up there. Yeah, so in a matter of, what, 10 seconds to be able to get on. It was almost, it was almost three years. It almost hit him too. It takes delivery. Oh my God. All I saw was this white thing. And then I felt like, I saw that you like dropped right in front of my face. And I was like, oh, yikes. Glad that didn't hit me. It looks like Brendan too. Oh, I think the ride's down. No, they're cleaning. Oh, okay. No, no, no, no. But why were you clapping when I got pooped on? That's the question. I mean, it wasn't me. Especially you, you're on a team. Oh, what a shame. Everyone clapped and then you got pooped on. That's what you get. I'm kidding. I feel bad because yours was gross. I feel guilty. Mine was like a little tiny white one. Yours was like a full-blow. Oh. I see these kids, they feed the seagull's pizza at coasters and then look what they do. Yeah, no, that was like a, that was like a sh** out over there. Screw splashdown. One of them's got a sh** out. That's been his scare maze for haunt. Action zone, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Sh** out. I have my thumbnail and my video title now. I got sh** out. You got a pooped on. I got pooped on. Just gonna ask your cast for it. And I'm gonna clickbait it. Someone pooped on, it's a wonder letter. Poop slattered all over me, like on Yukon, yeah. They're in line? No, they just went behind us. What? They just went behind us. Oh, sorry. I'm not in line. I'm not in line. I'm not in line. So what ride are we doing? I was hoping for drop tower. I would assume an amusement ride and or a track. It was the entertainment. This mother bleeper, the be-do-do-do-do, is in a vlog right now. And just, and just said, I like the vlogs. I like the vlogs because they're stupid. I am officially editing in all your dumbest moments into this section right here on the vlog. With like a great scale. Insert a Jonathan Blooper reel now. Not to start talking until that red light starts flashing. The odds. Hey. Hey. Plant boy. Because of you. So, veggie burgers take the longest you can make. Yeah, and you knew that. So I ordered first, and then 10 people went behind me more. Yeah. But you knew. People who didn't even step into the restaurant until they got their food before me. So now what am I doing? I'm trying to move my fat butt over to Leviathan in 10 minutes. For last round of the night. We might miss it. We're not gonna miss it. There's 10 minutes. 750. I'm at a breath. I hope your food is shit. And aerobic. I hope your food tastes horrible. Whatever plant-based. Imagine if it's not plant-based. I hope it's like. I'm waiting for the moment. My legs just cave in, and the whole park shakes for like 10 seconds, and everyone's like, what was that? Because of this? Oh, that one's gonna be really loud. And they all sucked. Are you running away now? Yes. Which one offends you? All of these, but especially. Wait a minute. This is my favorite one. I hate this. This is horrible. Gamers don't die. They respawn. This is horrible. We'll just get this one for your room. You know what I'm saying? The one we get for you is this, as the dad of the group. Oh, wow. I thought it was a grandpa. Here we have the family schedule of the average friend of them. Pretty accurate. So this is a pretty accurate group and a play league of legends. Yeah, that's accurate. Average league of legends. This is Ryan, though. No, it's not. Yes, the way he walks away. Enthusiasts. Every day in the morning, running to Levine, though. Oh my God, I'm the blob, the big one. That's all of you skinny legends and then there's me. The seagulls from today. I want to know, though, who finds this stuff genuinely funny? I do. Other than you, you're a senior. This is your humor. I've never related to something more in my life. These are literally my people. I want one. That's literally me. Look at it. Look at it. Look at it. Block it. There's Krega. No, that's not you. I think Krega's more intelligent than you. No. You're definitely the new dumb one of the group. No. Yeah, you are. What? If I was filming earlier, did that flash just turn on? You just got bright. If I was filming while we were in line for Levine, everyone would have- No, it don't. He's like, no, no, no, no, no. Does this count as a night ride? Does this count as a night ride? I'm like, what would it count as? A day ride? Like an early afternoon tea. Oh. I try to take a photo and I turn around to this. I leave you to it every time I get out a part of it. I'm not part of the Hive Mind anymore.